You wake up in the United States of America. What do you do?

>>74355696
Turn into a black man and BLACK as many white women as possible.

>>74355696
Shoot up the local high school

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You wake up in Canada.

What do you do?

Go to the nearest embassy I guess.

Unless I wake up American, then I join a fraternity and beat up nerds.

>>74355805
>implying you'll make it to the nearest embassy without getting shot.

Come on bro. You're smarter than that.

>>74355769
I'd buy a bunch of flannels i guess and watch hockey with the lads or whatever they call their hombres up there.

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Start racemixing

>>74355833
Obviously I'd claim to be a witty talk show host and invite anybody who challenged me onto my fictional show.

>>74355925
oh like craig ferguson? he's a stinkin' br*t right?

>>74355922
Smart move.

>>74355925
That's more like it!

>>74355750
>that neighborhood
>high-school
Won't be anyone there, pham.

>>74355696
>check the time
>get dressed and prepped for class
>kick my sleeping roommate in the balls for shits and giggles
>go to class
>go back to my dorm
>shitpost on 4chan
>buy a 30 pack
>invite some people over
>drink
>go to sleep
>repeat

>>74355696
Turn 360 degrees and drive back to Canada.

>>74355696
drive around the packard plant take some cool pics and head back downtown to see a hockey game then drive back home

So I'm back home, huh?

stay. Well, at least I'm not in Brazil

>>74355769
Is he appropriating Sikh culture in that WebM? I am SHAKING with fury right now.

>>74355696
Unironically the first thing I'd do is eat a burger and bbq ribs.

>>74355696
Get a gun and kill everyone like an edgy boi

maraco ql

>>74355696

Feel like I'm home. Then go to taco bell and ask the white nerd on the cash I want a burrito