Who's your country's little brother? :3
belgium
>>74355289
Greenland
Estonia ^-^
I love her so much.
>>74355289
Finland is our autistic little brother who hates us (but won't do anything about it) because we bullied him as kids.
>>74355289
And then we have Scotland who is the retarded one.
>>74355289
Austria :3
Eastern Europe is like our retarded little stepsister. We are not really related, but we still have to take care of her, while she blames us for our parents death.
>>74355289
obviously canada. although you know the leafs just hate that.
>>74355503
You are Mexico's fat little brother.
iceland i imagine. people here have this idea that norway is sweden's little brother
>>74355547
youre new zealand's cuckold LMAO
Algeria
>>74355555
NICE
and brother is germanistan
Monaco.
>>74355596
Fuck off, Ahmed.
MIIII MONTEVIDEOO QUERIDOOOOOOOOOO
dont got none
>>74355644
the feel when youre an eternal little brother country
>>74355289
urgay
>>74355644
>>74355620
I prefer Algeria
Sure everybody in this this thread will agree with me
Algeria is France brother
bosnia
>>74355839
>
>>74355289
We don't have brothers. Distant cousins only.
>>74355907
peru?
>>74355963
Only if your family is from Arica or Antofagasta
Nobody. Need none of that shit.
>>74356077
Based Slovenia!
>>74355868
>legea
Greece
>>74355289
huh we are the little brother
USA...
South Korea......
>>74358136
Not taiwan...
>>74355547
Mexico is our gross neighbor who let's his dog shit all over our yard. Now his little brothers in central America are letting their dogs shit on our yard too.
Australia
Guatemala doe
>>74358345
kek its true
Argentina
Canada, they're alright though.
>>74358393
not cisplastina
>>74355303
He's more of a half brother we share with france. Our real little sister is Frisia. So cute with the little hearts and stuff.
>having only 1 little brother
>>74358434
that's a le monarchich edgy teen lel meme
everyone with half a brain knows Uruguay was never rightfully ours, they're spanish.
Argentina is little broder because they've always been smaller and did stupid shit
>>74355644
N. Ireland is what?
>>74358635
Abused child in an abusive marriage between now divorced parents.
>>74355289
Singapura or maybe Brunei
>>74355289
New Zealand, of course.
>>74356077
Everyone needs friends and family, Rusya!
>>74359046
Is Indonesia your older brother?
>>74359351
>Rusya
oops!
Portugal :^)
>>74355644
Scotland & Mann. Gaelic off-shots.
>>74358635
N Ireland is not a country
>>74359375
You fucking faggot.
cryingwojak.jpg
>>74359476
That's our dad. Our little retarded brother is Angola.
>>74358514
>little hearts
Those are lily pads shitlord.
>>74358575
Ecuador is your little sister
Venezuela is the edgy middle child
>>74355423
austria is older
>>74358393
My nigga
Monaco is like the little brother who became a golden boy and doesn't shut up at family reunions
M00rtugal
>>74359351
that one rape-y redneck older brother
>>74355289
reee fuck off anglo
>>74355503
<3
>cunt
Turkgay
>Who's your country's little brother? :3
Azerbaijan :3
>>74358575
We're not brothers, You, Panamá Ecuador and I should be one nation.
costa rica
None. Chile has no brothers.
>>74360480
mexico can be the dildo
>>74355289
Spain is our brother so the rest of hispanoamerica are my retarded little kids
>>74360595
Seconded
>>74360791
how so?
>>74360838
they are the true white race
Canada
>>74355327
rude
>>74359529
just pick any of your sudaca neighbours as little brother
anyone of them is MUCH better than Angola
>>74360773 :3
>>74360135
>spain calling us moors
>having moors in their country until near 16th century
>>74355289
Why is Wales so qt?
>>74359594
Are you eyeing my little sister?
>implying belgium
that's not even a real country
Denmark is our brother, and it's more of a twin than a little brother
>>74361097
I've got Ostfriesland ancestory/surname
>>74360480
sigh
*zip*
>>74361220
Neo Magna Frisia when?
little brother Spain
little sister France
big sister Greece
cousin Portugal
>>74355289
Luxemburg-chan
>>74362281
>>74361052
Only been to Cardiff. I like the Welsh, especially that sexy accent.
-Louisiana is our sister state.
-Oklahoma is our retarded cousin
-New Mexico is the half-breed mistake of the family
t. Texas
uruguay, best country in SA
All Southamerica and /rgb/ is our little brother.
Mexico is our hot cousin.
>>74360480
I'm gonna need the source little bro
Paraguay, I guess
>>74363083
https://nhentai.net/g/162232/
>>74359498
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northern_Ireland
>status: country
eat shit taig
>>74363083
>Title
>>74355289
I guess my country is little brother for Kazakhstan
>>74355644
>>74355644
Newfoundland
>>74355812
Fuck off, Ahmed
>>74355503
Canada is our little sister, actually and lover.
Argentina is our little brother.
Taiwan, South Korea, Philippines
you all are my little brothers
>>74364427
my nigga
>>74355289
Nepal.
>>74360135
pic is legit
No one
Meme little brother: Norway
Canonical little brother: Finland
Greece and Bulgaria
>>74355384
Finland is Sweden's son, Denmark is Sweden's brother. Norway is the sister, who has been in a relationship with both her brothers.
>>74355384
>>74365943
step-brother, not brother or son
estonia is our little brother
>>74366822
M-maybe Spain :3
Turkish republic of northern cyprus
Canada for sure. But i would also include Australia and New Zealand
>>74359351
>Is Indonesia your older brother?
well they were older not sure if it is a sister or brother
Germany
>>74367680
Are you Greek?
>>74367213
Tasmania
Father: germany
Brothers: sweden and denmark
Son: iceland
Adoptive son: sampi
>>74369445
>sampi
wtf is that ?
>>74355812
Fuck off 7arki
>>74355428
you are the abusive stepdad who already raped ukraine and looking at the toddlers that are the baltics
Zimbabwe
>>74355644
you are our adopted little brother we abused back in the day. we also stole one of your limbs.
>>74362281
China is your daddy though.
>>74355289
father - golden horde
brother - turkey, mongolia, kirgizstan, uzbekistan, turkmenistan
son (bastard) - russia
UA as rebellious middle-brother and good-one Belarus as little one. Also a step-brother Kazakhstan.
>>74355428
>Eastern Europe is like our retarded little stepsister.
Russia is like an alcoholic daddy*
>>74369922
Like father like sons
>>74355289
>mfw I am the little brother
feels bad man
>>74355289
Actually USA. lol
>>74355547
Shouldn't you be sniffing petrol you Aboriginal?
https://youtu.be/Nt0NcaxmGHo
>>74369512
Some asians living in the north.
>>74356077
>entire former yu
Yugoslavia didn't last too long after Slovenia left.
>>74369994
whose?
>>74355289
Slovakia
>>74369662
the body I lost, won't stop hurting.
>>74370196
Albanian
hohols
>>74370252
ah, ok then
>>74355289
>Vermont
We are the little brother of every state and province around us except Massachusetts. Afaik, Massholes think we're part of New Hampshire or Quebec.
I guess our little brother is the Adirondack Park. It's part of New York, but it's not as Rustbelt-y as upstate NY. They're like a trashier version of us.
>>74370326
I thought you knew already. Serbia it's Albania's little brother too
>>74370494
*is
>>74370494
serbia without kosovo is bigger than albania, macedonia, montenegro and kosovo combined
>>74370362
Is Vermont a meme state.
>>74370569
Yes. It's known for teddie bears
>>74370556
I hope you realize that i was joking
>>74370664
there's no joking with the serbs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwkUo23Cous
Sometimes we see Czechs as our little bros, but they hate us for this attitude. And Lithuanians disinherited themselves from the family.
>>74355644
Cornwall, lad
>>74355644
Scotland
>>74370362
OP says country
Yankism is a mental illness
>>74355644
Boston
>>74370793
Czech are, actually, your bigger bros. And while Lithuanians disinherited themselves from the family, they are STILL your family even if they dont want to.
Its like with genders really.
>>74370100
they look like european though
Latvia :3
>>74355289
iberia
>>74355289
norway - brother
finland - step-brother
denmark - that annoying fucking cousin
>>74370949
>Czech are, actually, your bigger bros.
yeah I guess you're right, they are older
>they are STILL your family even if they dont want to
yeah that might be also true, we still patrol their air space because deep down in our hearts we love them so much
Denmark, Sweden - Brothers
Iceland, Faroese Islands - Sons
Normandy - That distant cousin you never see anymore
>>74355289
me on the left
>>74371180
what are we?
>>74369662
Now the detached limb just rots
Greece.
Andorra
>tfw the little brother that repeatedly gets dominated by others
>>74371484
True Poland is and was the masters of the slavs
Kosovo
>>74362281
kek
We are some kind of monster that fused with his little and older brothers.
>>74371753
Are you saying that Germany is the result of inbreeding?
>>74371551
That's like being the smartest kid in a special ed class.
>>74372298
Between countries inbreeding is the best.
>>74355289
Pakistan
>>74355428
>we are not really related
Why did your country enforce Panslavic ideology and conquer almost all of it on the pretense that they're so similar to you then?
>>74355384
Actually, more like our adopted son. Kind of an abusive stepfather but who sometimes was sober and imparted some wisdom.
>>74355555
Sweden, Norway and Denmark is more like triplets if anything.
>>74371465
Some kind of half-brother, considering the Anglos came from parts of Denmark/ Northern Germany
>>74355289
Lebanon
>>74373365
bashar pls go
>>74373318
Is there not some part in one of the Sagas when Oden is riding up to Uppland and one of his sons detaches from the group and becomes the ancestor of the Saxons?
>>74373128
It takes talent to be so completely wrong about history.
>>74373493
Wouldn't doubt it. They too believed in Odin, just under a different name until they converted to Christianity
>>74373272
If we go by this logic it's rather that Tzarist russia is our father and your just a pestering shitstain to our west who in modern days want's to play the nice guy.
>>74373533
I think the old Saxon name for Oden was something like Uuoden. Pronounced Woden.
>>74358136
No, South Korea is OUR little brother.
>>74373557
>Tzarist russia is our father
Reported to sons of odin.
>>74355289
Vojvodina
I am Transylvanian
Swedes are cute little brothers :3
Norway is our little brother.
OTP
>>74373521
lol
>>74371110
Fuck off moor,
>>74355289
>>74379219
exactly how I envisioned it.
Australia tbqh
>>74355428
No you are the step dad that sexually assaulted his step daughter for years and now she has moved out of the house to escape the abuse and is trying to better her life while the step dad kills himself through chronic alcoholism.
>>74373312
of Germany
>>74365805
Most Swedes still would say Norway or Denmark is our brothers. Finland just feels like the adopted one.
>>74380727
this. finland is trash
When you really think about it, England is the younger and more violent brother who ended up turning into a 6'4 behemoth and Ireland was the more attractive 6'1 rogue who slept around.
Every time England was in a relationship (Australia, America, Scotland), Ireland ended up putting its dick inside them and turning them away from England.
It's caused a fair few fights, and now we don't talk. England spiralled into depression and started dating curryniggers because they knew we wouldn't want to fuck them.
>>74363027
hahah nice one
>>74381455
absolute state of this post
>>74355289
Who is the mother of these two?
>>74361052
Probably cus we've been raped by the English so many times :(
>>74361052
That's a nice collie you've got there, Wales.
>>74370569
Kinda, but it's nice to live here.
>>74370639
We're known for syrup.
>>74369922
>Ukraine
>€144 monthly salary
Kek, must be super cheap to actually live there, there's not millions of third-world immigrants living there like in the UK as well, only thing is the country itself is on the cusp of being third-world.
>>74370854
Suck my irregular field of stars
We don't have any brothers/sisters, so I think it's fine...
>>74355289
>>74386542
top kek m8
Scotland fag here.
Our little brother is clearly Northern Ireland.
>>74355547
Mexicans are actually fatter than us.
>>74355636
explain the "argentines have big noses" meme among sudacas? you guys jews?
>>74379219
Add romania and your spot on
>>74371519
I was just about to post this
>>74373881
>the fries
Thank you, my sides are orbiting jupiter
>>74389486
Are you to NI what Ireland is to Boston?
>>74361033
>his country never expelled moors
>>74355335
>>74366822
onii-chan!
>>74355384
>>74380816
Njet
>>74393992
Hmm
Your autistic brother seems to do better than you
>>74355289
More like a twin that was absorbed into the other before birth but close enough
>>74394433
>seems to do better than you
delusion
>>74394607
Are all Swedes really really denialist or
you take pride in your Islamication and
cultural marxist filth
I dont even laugh, quite harsh
>>74394607
of course no one sucks a sandnigger dick better than you, no argument there
>>74394805
kill yourself, mongol
>>74394808
>t. russian
>>74358354
We were born first , and mum never really liked you...
>>74394839
t. riggered
don't shout too loud, your shed is not soundproof
>>74394839
No i wont
Truth hurts?
I mean you never look at what's happening ?
>>74371753
This.
If we still had our states as sovereign nations then Bavaria would be Austria's little brother and the Northern States would be Prussia's and Baden-WĂĽrttemberg probably France or even Switzerland
>>74394992
I forgot Schleswig-Holstein for the Danes
>>74394862
Best bantz
>>74371753
iktf
We're a huge, dysfunctional mafia family who all live together in a gorgeous estate (that we treat like shit).
>>74386187
Macedonia is our little brother who was adopted by Yugoslavia and used to think he was Serbia's little brother. Now he's on his own and doesn't talk to anyone all that much.
He also stole Greece's passport and pretends he's him.
>>74358136
delet this right now!
>>74358304
She is our cute sister<3
>>74355289
>>74389609
Italians have big noses
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8jZz_QawBg
Also, natives and niggers have small noses compared to *ehm* white people, so maybe we have big noses by comparison? idk
>>74389609
>>74400193
The Uruguayan Wojak is a dinosaur tho, because only dinosaurs are old enough to remember when Uruguay won a World Cup
Trinidad is Venezuela's big bro at this point.
TFW only child nation
>>74400193
>Italians
>Big noses
The fuck ,you retard??
All italian persons i see in TV or internet images have normal,european nose. Also, Indians have very large nose
>>74365843
Lol, typical little ones, always confused. Bulgaria is the big brother who loves you unconditionally, even though you'll never acknowledge it. Greece is some random girl that had to get a restraining order from you.
>>74358434
>CISplatina
TRIGGERED
Norway!
>>74396680
>adopted
*kidnapped
Otherwise correct
>>74355303
>Belgium
>Country
>>74364237
What part of Kyrgyzstan are you in?
I need to collect flags
Please I need answers
>anonymous autist role playing as countries talking about themselves in the third person as if they were a family unit
why do you UTTER amoeboids do this?
Canada is actually our half brother.
Eesti is our imouto
>>74394862
Lol why do all Estonians on 4chan act like the biggest Finland fangirls and come to their aid when someone talks shit about them even though most Finns see you as poor Russians or criminals?
Stay mad my friend and keep sucking Finnish cock.
>>74407043
The perfidious Somali strikes again,Finland and Eesti's relationship is pure, so you can go be a nigger somewhere else
>>74355289
Luxemburg
>>74407142
Now that was autistic.
>>74407243
This.
Brother don't listen to the western dogs. We will be victorious once this rotten nation falls.
Allah ackbar.
Brittany and Belgium
Argentina and Colombia are Brazil's little brother
macedonia
>>74356780
hi dad!
>>74413124
oiii o/
>>74355812
No fuck you, you're the abusive, drunk stepdad.
>>74389486
We will destroy you.
>>74355289
Russia
>>74394992
Austria would be Bavaria's little brother you mong. It was a vassal of the Bavarian duke originally.
>>74392498
>>74363420
The UK legally calling it a country doesn't make a real country. Northern Ireland was just gerrymandered into existence in 1920, it didn't even exist conceptually before then. A country is a somewhat natural thing, Northern Ireland is purely made up for the sake of political expediency.
>>74416147
t. Southern Ireland, gerrymandered into existence in 1920
>>74355289
Haven't got any.
>>74416486
As far as sensible people are concerned the island constitutes a single country, with two districts. The state of Ireland is of course meant to represent the Irish nation whereas Northern Ireland is a bit meme.
>>74369922
290eur.
>>74370793
I miss you, big brother.
Puerto Rico is our neglected and malnourished little brother.
Philippines are our little brother who ran away due to abuse.
South Korea and Japan are our successful little brothers who secretly resent us for being overbearing and paternalistic, and doubt whether our intentions are good.
>>74355289
Austria
Everyone
>>74355289
Moldova (the republic of)
>>74407043
Sven attacks again
>>74355644
>tfw single child
>>74355868
Shid jebani Rusi serbi orthdoksi junki dolaze skoro na Balkan I svima musilmani I albenci koje ima tursku krev bice Mertvi v grobu tecka.
Smart shidam koje ti
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_tjaNZ1qP3A
Slava serbija rusi dolaze skoro kosovo Bosnia bice nasa
Portugal
Luv u <3
>>74417264
Grandfather!
Norway is our brother and Finland is that weird lover that now calls herself "Independent".
>>74358136
Okinawa? They aren't ethnic japs
Russia is our little brother, but the one who got stronger and bigger.
All of Guatemala and Honduras
>2 days ago
w-wow
>>74409575
Brittany je France.
>>74414500
>the abusive, drunk stepdad.
No. The logical, scheming hand that feeds and smacks
>>74407043
Lol who are you to talk about how finns feel about estonians?
just fyi Estonians are regarded pretty high, when it comes to people we like. We don't really bant them nor we feel the need to. If anything they might consider us top-tier drunks since we go there to buy our liquor.
Now in all honesty we don't really care about estonians or just know that they're related to us and we care a shitton much less about you. For god knows we have enough problems with our own obnoxious beachswedes, no need to add more pestering blond faggots to shout some useless shit across the border.
Like have you seen a finn and a swede ever converse on a cruise? Me neither, and i worked on a cruise ship for 3 years. Oughta make you think.
>>74416821
>>74416914
>>74416646
are you the same or is there actually 3 different people in Belarus?
>>74400763
> TV
You just said it dude, TV
>>74400763
I know some Italians, many of them have
big noses desu
>>74418787
You don't care about us but yet Finns are always the first ones to bash Sweden right after Estonians on the internet. Which is weird considering most Swedes have nothing against either places and even have a lot of common with those since many Finns and Estonians live in Sweden. I know plenty here in Norrtälje.
I have heard different things on estonians which is kind of the same with the opinion of Swedes I have heard. I have heard Finns talking shit about us and other calling us their brother, The same goes to Estonia and Estonians but the general opinion is that they are poorer and weaker.
I don't know about cruises but a lot has to do with that Swedish and Finnish language is nothing alike while Finnish and Estonian language is very similar. It's the reason why most Swedes prefer Norway or Denmark, cuz we understand them and all 3 countries are monarchies.
>>74400530
Sort of rare!?
Yeah your definitely alone down there, the one weird bastion of English colonization in Latin America. Do you know Spanish too?
>>74355289
Fucking Namibia. Those cunts won't leave us alone for a second.
>>74425941
How come?
>>74426048
Their economy is basically controlled by us, and they use OUR currency. We do all the babysitting for them.
>>74365751
Or maybe we have a retard brother.... Pakistan
>everyone says it's another country that speaks the same language as theirs
>Italy has none
Fuck this world
>>74423515
I've noticed that a lot of time with Swedes if we say something else besides praise about you, you get offended and start spouting shit about inferiority complexes and whatever.
>>74426511
vatican
>>74425941
What about Botswana?
>>74355289
Tunissies are the gay little brother
Malta is the cute little sister
Morocco is daddy
>>74355289
syria
>>74426963
>M*dslimes
>Malta
No
>>74426652
Depends on the situation I agree with you but at the same time disagree. Swedes are arrogant and many times wrong but sometimes Finns can start throwing shit at us for no reason other than hating on us.
>>74355289
no little brother, only big brother
>>74417073
This one's the most obvious of all. Why are they even a separate cunt?