/brit/

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Danz

>/b/

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maisie

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Panz

Janny

https://youtube.com/watch?v=tYzdMOa9hEc

HOWLING AND SCREECHING

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Granz

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real virgin hours

doing a poo

>>74354444
It's 11pm mate

Best British military organization

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Free_Corps

skip smells like bellends

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im going to mountain now.
Climb a it alone

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what's going on here?

>>74354469
exactly
>>74354434
didn't realise there was a part 2. wasn't the original written by /tv/?

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me on the left

>>74354494
have fun, don't die

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wals i luv u

>>74354513
the director danny d obviously browses /tv/ and he did an ama a little while ago

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>why yes, blur are vastly superior to oasis

reading the guardian

If you tell me you're a Marxist irl, I would literally punch you in the face. I don't tolerate you murderous vermin

>>74354536
sorry the director is dick bush and the actor danny d did the ama

>>74354532
thank you^^

Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish are out walking along the beach together one day.
They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish, that’s three wishes in total," says the Genie.
The irish guy says, "I am a fisherman, my Dad’s a fisherman, his Dad was a fisherman and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish for all eternity."
So, with a blink of the Genie’s eye "poof" the oceans were teaming with fish.
The Englishman was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around England, protecting her, so that no one will get in for all eternity."
Again, with a blink of the Genie’s eye "poof" there was a huge wall around England.
The Scotsman asks, "I’m very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it’s about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick, protecting England so that nothing can get in or out."
The Irishman says, "Fill it up with water."

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>If you tell me you're a Marxist irl, I would literally punch you in the face. I don't tolerate you murderous vermin

>If you tell me you're a Marxist irl, I would literally punch you in the face. I don't tolerate you murderous vermin

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>If you tell me you're a Marxist irl, I would literally punch you in the face. I don't tolerate you murderous vermin

>>74354519
Source on this anime

>>74354494
good lad

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>Oasis? Indeed, I am a great fan

>>74354603
>>74354610
>>74354611
snap

@74354603
lefty
@74354610
redditors
@74354611
out

>>74354621
nichijou

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Wait lads, let me get this straight.

France has had monthly terror attacks, 2 years of martial law and 8 years of economic stagnation.

And now they're going to elect a centrist, globalist former-investment banker pseudo-nonce?

Is it physically possible to be more cucked?

>>74354494
Buntaro, is it you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iNGYKXPcrg

>Northerners can't do Gri-

>>74354588
Looked it up, doesn't exist mate

@74354654
back to r/thedonald you go

https://www.joe.co.uk/news/comment-theresa-mays-non-election-campaign-is-a-fucking-disgrace-and-we-shouldnt-stand-for-it-123879

>>74354662
>Increasing the state animosity towards Muslims will lower terror attacks
???

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remember meeting some bloke standing there reading a book in the middle of a nightclub once.

asked him what he was reading and he replied:

'mate i've just been on a 5 day bender on 'bunch of letters and numbers' which is like this mad new designer drug'

i said 'ahh ok' and then walked off.

hate people who want ratings just for doing drugs.

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>>74354666
the ama? that's just what /tv/ says i didn't see it myself

>>74354602
Fucked it

@74354680
/brit/ hated lefties before r/thedonald even existed

>>74354701

lel rorke will never understand this

>>74354602
It's Paddy Englishman Paddy Irishman and Paddy Scotchman you fucking yank

@74354715
go away

@74354735
no it didn't, keep your autism contained on Brit/pol/. cheers

need to immanentize the eschaton lads

@74354767
what did he mean by this

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>"The problem with Martha was, frankly, she looked quite white. She was a European looking ethnic minority. And by casting Freema, we really gave out the message that it was ok to be in Doctor Who, as long as you conformed to our European standards of beauty. So that's a mistake we're rectifying with Bill. She's African, but she's REALLY African. She has, you know, big lips, big hair, a small, narrow forehead. She isn't our idea of beautiful, but that's because we're stuck in a chauvinistic, white supremacist mindset. And I hope by introducing different ideas of beauty to a younger generation, we can help to start moving our society out of that, you know, set of beliefs."

Christ in heaven

>>74354701
>don't elect the wrong people or we will bomb and shoot you

ah yes, "moderate" islam

@74354797
rorke

>>74354743
Rorke here, i do understand I just don't care

@74354764
stalinist revisionism is already underway then, is it?

what are you gonna do, doctor all the rorke posts out of history?

>>74354786
didn't even know that shite was still on

>>74354802
based. all individualists should be made to learn by reeducation through labour

>>74354654
>>74354680
>>74354735
>>74354753
>>74354764
>>74354784
>>74354809
>>74354830
Hey guys that's the wrong syntax for replies on this imageboard.

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DORNOL

BANFF

This is genuinely the most autistic general to ever exist. I don't know how this happened.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8r-tXRLazs

this song sends a weird shiver down my spine.

>tfw used to have 24/7 banter on WhatsApp group chats
>everyone was always online

>has all died out and nobody speaks anymore

d

>>74354871
>he hasn't seen the Alien cartoon porn threads

>>74354786
ah yes, definitely not fabricated

@74354849
do not care

>>74354871
Brits are well known autists lad

consider myself a satanist

>>74354802
Same. Apart from the own house and company and good life bit. And children and grandchildren. And name and age, obviously.

>>74354871
haha XD

You, a pleb: responds using the meme arrows
Me, an intellectual: responds by @posting

@74354931
>XD
reddit is that way kiddo

>>74354905
sure, why not

>>74354905
ah yes, certainly not an invention

literally every fucking thread on /sp/ right now is real madrid/ronaldo autism
ugh, the absolute state

"74354965"
VERY reddit meme

@965
where does his fall on the list genius?

74354965<<
interesting post

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>>74354786
>a small, narrow forehead

remember meeting some bloke standing there reading a book in the pub

asked him what he was reading and he replied:

mate ive been on a massive weekend bender drinking lager at the pub, must have had 30 odd pints, like I do most weekends, and weeknights. they have a new lager on tap

i said 'ahh ok' and then walked off

hate people who want ratings just for drinking

>>74354995

despise spanish football

74354995<<
do not care

>>74354905
>reward for pooing in the potty
>picks out a poo coloured doll

Hmmm, interesting

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Fucking hell...and they say occultists don't run the world....

>>74355025
>30 pints

ah yes the resident pintman. pillar of his community.

>>74355025
ah yes, of course this isn't mere fiction

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Remember that this is now a Sexy Kev enforced area. All repeating digits are to be viewed as a blessing.

>>74354965
Fucking hate the last one

Lowest form of scum what do that

(You) me like a fucking man if you've got something to say

>>74355078
proxy on thailad

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>ugh

>>74355103
see
>>74354707

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>>74354662
How would i know? You are the expert

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OFFICIAL HOME NATION RANKINGS

1.Scotland
2.Ireland
3.northern Ireland
4.england
5.wales

74355025>>
this post sounds strangely familiar

(you)
haha why is it XD

>>74355025
>30 pints
That man is a literal celebrity and a scholar and you're an anonymous nobody

FOS

think i might marry the chinese gf lads

>jealous of pintmen

Feeling a bit smug now lads, maybe you will learn to drink some time

I like the smell of my own farts

£74355147
don't like you or your posts

>>74355156
good lad
sure shes not just after a visa?

>>74354707
ah yes, of course this isn't mere fiction

>>74355143
>northern ireland
No such thing

people think that i am somewhat mental

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>Blur? Ahh yes my favourite band!

>dear white people
shan't be watching this

>people who read whilst walking

made diner

>the state of morning /brit/

I'll come back tonight

t. limo dicked middle class skelly

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What's her problem? Is she intelligent at all? What's her endgame?

Make sure you've had a child with a white girl before marrying a chinese person.

>>GDCEEBBE
rorke

<<74355241
It's 23:23 on the evening lad.

bizzaro lisicki

>Moloch! Solitude! Filth! Ugliness! Ashcans and unobtainable dollars! Children screaming under the stairways! Boys sobbing in armies! Old men weeping in the parks!
>Moloch! Moloch! Nightmare of Moloch! Moloch the loveless! Mental Moloch! Moloch the heavy judger of men!
>Moloch the incomprehensible prison! Moloch the crossbone soulless jailhouse and Congress of sorrows! Moloch whose buildings are judgment! Moloch the vast stone of war! Moloch the stunned governments!
>Moloch whose mind is pure machinery! Moloch whose blood is running money! Moloch whose fingers are ten armies! Moloch whose breast is a cannibal dynamo! Moloch whose ear is a smoking tomb!
>Moloch whose eyes are a thousand blind windows! Moloch whose skyscrapers stand in the long streets like endless Jehovahs! Moloch whose factories dream and croak in the fog! Moloch whose smoke-stacks and antennae crown the cities!
>Moloch whose love is endless oil and stone! Moloch whose soul is electricity and banks! Moloch whose poverty is the specter of genius! Moloch whose fate is a cloud of sexless hydrogen! Moloch whose name is the Mind!
>Moloch in whom I sit lonely! Moloch in whom I dream Angels! Crazy in Moloch! Cocksucker in Moloch! Lacklove and manless in Moloch!
>Moloch who entered my soul early! Moloch in whom I am a consciousness without a body! Moloch who frightened me out of my natural ecstasy! Moloch whom I abandon! Wake up in Moloch! Light streaming out of the sky!
>Moloch! Moloch! Robot apartments! invisible suburbs! skeleton treasuries! blind capitals! demonic industries! spectral nations! invincible madhouses! granite cocks! monstrous bombs!

what did he mean by this

>>74355225
i cancelled my netflix subsciption. now i watch any netflix originals i like on showbox. haha that'll teach them. it is racist as fuck though. if a white director made a film called dear black people about black people chimping out, I wonder if netfli would also show it

>>74355251

do drumpfkins have any self-respect?

how do they accept such blatant nepotism

bizarre

>>46E9229
don't come back

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>"morning" /brit/

>>74355225
It's a shame Netflix just so happened to change their rating system. I was looking forward to seeing the 1 star rating and the posts of racism.

What are the motivations of these FUCKING LOSERS not giving (you)'s. Are they new cunts new to /brit/?? Vile little slugs. Cretins

>>74355310

>now i watch any netflix originals i like

third eye superglued shut

>>74355251
>daughter cries because of her father
Wow that's never happened before

>>GDCEECC0

shan't

>>74355251
>Whats her problem?

Her dad talked flippantly about grabbing a woman by the pussy then shrugged it off when it became public knowledge

>>46E928B
here, I'll open it for you
*shows you iron fist*

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>Oh, daddy, you MUST invade Syria for me! And you must promise not to build that awful wall, daddy! And those Russians are so awful daddy PLEASE don't be friends with them or else I shall cry!

watching this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVAxzf1HdH4

Dear 74355330,

It has come to my attention that you may be angry. I suggest you calm down.

Regards,

Anonymous

Does anybody here like Swans?

>>74355394
All men do that

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>>74354948
Referring to a post without properly linking actually takes more effort than clicking their post number. It implies that you care more than the other person, and are therefore inferior, at least at keeping your composure when confronted by an anonymous stranger on 4chan.

If you're going to go out of your way to make someone feel bad on here, might I suggest using disdainful or dismissive reaction images instead? Even the same old fedora pics , while meaningless from overuse, still provoke more of a reaction.

"@posting" as you described it, is kind of lame. It was probably amusing the first time, but now that it's a meme it looks like a desperate attempt to fit, or a projection of your own pathetic need for (You)s onto the person you are "ignoring" (by putting extra effort into your reply).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GubGUyXMjk

scrap trident and don't replace it

£200bn on weapons we'll never use. fantastic. do you think the people of say, uruguay wake up in a cold sweat because they don't have any nukes? do they do that in south africa? what about vietnam? or germany? we are a declining power, there's no point wasting money to try and stay at the big boys table for slightly longer.

>>74355407
trump either must unironically really want to fuck ivanka or he's already fucked her and she's threatening to blackmail him

>>74355439
Yeah and woman usually get annoyed about it if it becomes public knowledge and an embarrassment to the family

Give me a (you) or you will die in your sleep tonight.

Dear 74355409,

What action performed by myself has led you to believe I am in a state of anger?

Regards,

Anonymous

>>74355466
Doesn't warrant an apology

>>74355426
theyre alri

>>74355482
baka

>>74355467
not going to take any risks

Not sure who to vote for in the snap election.. Teresa 'the lying bitch' May or a labour gov that wants peace and equality.

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>>74355463
he's definitely nonced her, it's an open secret at this point.

>>74355504
Are you a woman or something?

>>74355251
she doesn't care. she lies better than her dad

>>74355459
don't get why you lads want to be a superpower when you can leech off the big strong americans military

having an international presence means you have to invest time and money on projects that simply can't get solved (i.e. fixing the middle east) and you cop all the blame when that doesn't work

https://twitter.com/chelleryn99/status/859134008600530944

Really jogs the old noggin

@74355587

alri

>>74355394
everyone seems to conveniently forget that one crucial sentence in that leaked tape
>they let you do it

>>74355592
Pro tip, that only means consent after the fact

anyone else got elections on Thursday this week?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom_local_elections,_2017

council elections here in Wales

voting for are may

>>74355459
>We scrap nukes
>France hypothetically scraps nukes
Congrats, we are now at the mercy of Russia and the USA 100%.

<74355648
bender

Aaron Lennon has been sectioned

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are ed

The Tories? More like.... The Fascists!

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Rundown on the Liberal Democrats?

>>74355637
While I see what your point I don't agree with it, I'm sure if you called their bluff on any strong arm attempt with the threat of nukes you would come out ahead

>>74355661
>it's real
lmao wtf

>>74355617


Shan't

***74355744***
good gimmick

>tfw need to make sure someone keeps a secret because they probably don't realise it's a secret but by asking them to keep it that might encourage them to tell or otherwise be awkward

Hassle, desu. Will put my linguistic skills to the test.

Controversial opinion: I like the Irish poster who hates me

>>74355727
radical centrists

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is there anywhere more comfy than blighty?

>>74355661
Just seen that on the old twitter

This is what playing for The Ev does to a man

>>74355637
trump just can't be trusted with the nuclear codes, that's why I voted hillary

>>74355426
SPACE CUNT PUT YOUR KNIFE IN ME I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL

NAME the Jock
SHAME the Jock
BLAME the Jock

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woah......

>>74355661

>Tracksuited Lennon was at the side of a busy thoroughfare close to the M602 motorway and officers believed he was in a precarious situation.

jeez

>>74355757
me on the right

>>74355757
my bed

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>oh, you know cyrillic?
>no he's speaking russian

>>74355809
*gets in your bed*

redpill to life is realising not many people have thought about things as deeply and as intellectually as we have

most of society are genuine brainlet runts whose brainpower is spent focusing on the most trivial, mundane of things

>>74355844
Doing a poo brb lol

>>74355757
>using an indian word for your country

rasheed

>>74355844
I get what you mean but I always feel very arrogant when I think that way though.

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>>74355844

upvoted

>>74355754
Explain?

spend most of my time focusing on the most trivial, mundane things

quite happy desu

>>74355844
they're better for it 2bh

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>>74355757
probably but its still ok here

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>(((netflix)))
>(((rotten tomatoes)))

ignorance is bliss

Hate being alive most days. Can't recall the last time I was truly happy.

>>74355917
it's actually not at all what /tvpol/ anticipated .

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>>74355844
>>74355877

>>74355917
That girl is peng desu

hey look it's clean shirt

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>>74355910
wouldn't change it for the world desu

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>when somebody asks about your dreams and ambitions

Can't even bring myself to lie. I just want to be comfortable and satisfied with myself.

>>74355917
It's actually pretty funny tbf. Rorke on suicide watch over this.

most humans do not possess a unified mind-body consciousness and thus live their lives in a state of hypnotic "waking sleep", but that it is possible to transcend to a higher state of consciousness and achieve full human potential.

>>74355952
>does the exact thing he is criticising others for
hmmmmm

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>>74355954
she's still goodlooking but i wish she had blue eyes for real

>cherrypicks some random image of a national park in Yorkshire

wow Britain so beautiful... ...

>>74355968
those are admirable dreams though. who doesn't want that? self-actualisation is at the top of the hierarchy of needs, according to Maslow.

Been to 23 countries in less than 2 years

>>74356018
rasheed

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Would you?

>>74356050
wtf isn't she only like 35

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>"We must reserve the right to bomb niggers"

watching some skye west porn, good stuff, getting me going

>>74355952
I don't think it in those situations

But if I see a fat slag talking about reality TV, then yeah I look down on them

>>74356018
>national park
you know people live the dales yeah?

it's just countryside, you do know what a countryside is don't you muhammad?

>black women are better looking with white features
I'm shocked. SHOCKED.

unfortunately most of britain is an ugly dump

how does 1 go about emulating a charming personality in social situations?

>>74356104
fuck off racist

>>74355968
same. don't want a good paying job or a grand home. just an easy job and a small place to live would be fine. no interest in going abroad, spending money on expensive things and i'm a KHV so no women to mess things up

>>74356027
I struggle to explain this to normies, though.

They think I want to sit on my arse all day.

>>74355917
Wow. After seeing this I want to wildly pander to minorities, let in all refugees and acquire a gf-just to allow her to cuckold me with a minority!!
FUCK
MY
ETHNICITY

>Trumo visiting Israel

lmao americucks begging for their masters cum again

turns out my height starts with a 6

thoughts?

>>74356132
i pretend i'm tony blair

>>74356090

The women at my work are so thick it's unreal

One couldn't find the UK on a map, wish I was joking

Any lads in or near York? Looking for a cheeky late night bum hahah x

>>74356111
stop living in povvo areas

(london is still povvo even if you pay £5K a month for your 1 bed)

how do I tell girls who don't want kids that they have 30% greater risk of cancer

>>74356092
>the countryside

ah yes the British countryside, razed down, deforested, chopped up and squared off for intensive agricultural use

don't forget fat ugly A roads too!

>>74356158
Meet me by the beanbags

>>74356111
this. was in london last week and felt depressed as soon as I arrived. between the shitskins and the awful architecture and planning and identikit high streets british cities are so fucking grim.

>>74356104

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hI3BI7InnZQ

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>>74355757
>>74355910
>>74355961
lovely
my town

london is actually decent though

>>74356135
I don't find black women attractive even when they have white features. Fucking minging creatures.

>>74356173
Statistically with all the statistical chances of getting different types of cancer statistically you statistically have a 99% chance of getting cancer statistically

>>74356157
non-conservative women just flat out lack brains

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>>74356175
nothing wrong with our countryside desu

if you don't like it rasheed, you can fuck off home

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>>74356149
Democrats will take the House in 2018.
Screencap this.

>>74356218
'd

milton keynes

>>74356247

'e

*cherrypicks another image of some national park in Yorkshire*

wow Britain is so pretty and nice!!

>>74355595
lol

AC/DC is a fucking wretched band. They're proto-Nickelback but the singer is worse.

>>74356263
Tejas WILL turn blue in the next 30 years

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>>74356247
pretty much every smart woman i know is either a liberal or socialist

>>74356293
>he still thinks the dales are a national park
not from here are you m8

would nonce if i could get away with it ngl

stayed in a studio apartment air bnb
must be truly miserable to live in one of those things 24/7

you have 5 seconds to say something that has never been said before

>>74356310
Wrong.

hoes > slags tbqh

>>74355426
they have some really good albums la'

one of the best bands to exist

>>74356329
willy bum poo trump
don't mess with me sunshine

>>74356327
nonce

>>74356327

so would 99% of men

>>74356329
Youre cute anon

>>74356328
most londoners live in flats like that, or worse just a single tiny bedroom without even their own kitchen or bathroom.

baffling

>>74356319
Because these positions require effort. Conservative voters are usually uninformed, and that is coming from someone who usually sympathizes with them.

>>74356327
everyone who's ever been caught thought they could

>>74356360
nonce

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Anyone here voting for their first ever regional mayor on Thursday?


I'll be voting for Andy Street to be the West Midlands mayor

>>74356329
funaklooopaeasheawaahn dealapoaroaschasa
a municialaia bakkkaaa monjour monzon

>>74356218
t. Billionaire

>>74356329

i love you anon

>>74356355
I'm just a muslim

>>74356315
Hitler 2.0 will be here before 2030 and he won't invade Russia.

>>74356329
sdfnj,b 4efjds9328smdcn mnasd

>>74356384
voting for andy burnham in manchester

>>74356319
I know not a single smart socialist/liberal

>>74356375
>The actor who plays the mountain is 200kg
Mad. He's twice the weight of a big lad.

>>74356384
Greater Glasgow mayor when

>>74356384
carl cashman for merseyside desu


people lark on about tories being out of touch with the common man, but putting corbyn in just shows how fcking braindead and shortsighted labour have become

yellow surge NOW

... white cat picture ...

>>74356424
move out of Surrey then and to a real working class area.

>>74356310
Neck yourself.

>>74356327
Join the club.

>>74356337
Neck yourself.

>>74356384
Paki

anything from victorian britain is beautiful

anything built after is a horrific mess that needs to be demolished immediately

>>74356384
haha

>>74356370
i've said before, politics and intelligence is a bit like a palindrome

the most uninformed and uneducated are right-wingers
basic critical thought makes you left wing
moderate intelligence keeps you left wing
radical critical thought, deeper intelligence and an ability to perceive things most people can't will make you right-wing (more reactionary than conservative though)

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an orthodox rabbi nutter is standing as the UKIP candidate for manchester mayor

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the niece

>>74356496
I bet you think you're part of the last group and not the first

>>74356496
t. the school of thought of me

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>>74356476

ah yes, the garden of eden

kind of wish i was nonced so it would have kickstarted my sex life

>>74356422
>>74356447
I heard they're both labour shoe ins but West Midlands is neck and neck with the tories

... white cat is doing something extraordinary we've got some extraordinary white cat action going on ...

>>74356533
correct

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>>74356315
Quist will win in the Montana Special Election.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montana's_at-large_congressional_district_special_election,_2017

>>74356524
bella thorne?

A dance with the void - new single by T.J Byrne

>>74356539
>shit industrial slum housing is 100x better looking than normal housing/streets of today

sad

>>74356539
cosy as fuck desu

Georgian buildings desu (in places such as bath, bristol, edinburgh)

>>74356577
bella? i barely know'er!

>>74356496
>radical right wingers are super intelligent, really guys

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>>74356563
you're adorable

should have done an IT apprenticeship while i had the chance

>>74356263
Is everywhere that voted Republican basically a shit hole?

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>>74356447
>carl cashman
Cool name. His capaign strategy should centre around him getting a version of Scatman John's "Scatman" done with that word changed to "Cashman." He could then sing and dance along to it and throw cash up in the air and at the electorate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy8kmNEo1i8

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>>74356631
moreso than radical left wingers

>>74356652
No. The only places that voted Clinton are non-white and therefore inherently worse than anywhere that voted Trump.

>>74356652
Depends how much you value wide open empty farm land and rural areas in general

Grew up in a rural area myself and I hate it, much prefer urban living

>>74356631
my opinion is that although intelligence is genetic and experience related, politics is almost entirely experience and exposure related

you can have extremely intelligent people on either end of the spectrum

>>74356696
>Minnesota
>non white

>>74356709
Gas yourself Mboko

>>74356664
im only voting for him cuz he's a young lad and actually seems alri

the rest of the candidates for merseyside just seem like wanklords

policys are a bit ambitious but not bad

alri

the british accent turns me on

post em (vocaroos)

>>74356684
Oh boy, they translated this stuff into english? Didn't even know that.

>>74356757
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Wpdfeeu7Mh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yjSG2es_Ew&ab_channel=MoStack

bang

Man receives blowjob while blacked out, gets accused of sexual assault

>>74356684
>spengler
screeching, his work reads like a fantasy RPG

>>74356750
Alri Nigel

>>74356709
rural america seems muh comfyer than rural ireland
rural ireland is just depressing

>>74356652
Some are pretty nice suburbs and rural farm areas that are traditionally conservative.
Republicans can barely govern despite basically controlling every apparatus of the government
They basically gave up all funding for the wall just to keep the government open until September.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/powerpost/congress-reaches-deal-to-keep-government-open-through-september/2017/04/30/5f58e9d2-2df7-11e7-9dec-764dc781686f_story.html?utm_term=.9df8a94a260c
>>74356744
Whites made a major bloc of Obama's voter the problem is that those same whites flipped for Trump 8 years later.
>>74356696
>Oregon
>Washington
>New England
>Non-white

I actually think even if brexit hits us hard financially it won't necessarily be a bad thing

we could do with toughening up a bit as a people desu, learning to compromise and learn a little from the character building experience that is living through tough times.

make a new thread you scrubs

>>74356836
autistic 14 year old post

>>74356855
go cry about not being able to get imported french cheese on the cheap

>>74356836
wise post

>>74356789
you have something against nordic people? :(

>>74356836
Is this why the Torys are cutting benefits for the disabled and forcing nurses to use food banks?