/cum/ Canada USA Mexico

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODIN

Why does int attract so many canadians?

>>74347803
WE

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>Why does int attract so many canadians?

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>Why does int attract so many canadians?

>>74347847
SHUT UP YOU'RE FILTERRED DONT EVER TALK TO ME OR MY POSTS AGAIN

>>74347874
No of course not...

I was busy trying not to hit other cars.

why is finland so irritable today

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>>74347896

Waiting for toronto's sisters thigh pics edition

>>74347939
do you want go on a trial
no homo posts and anime
ok?

>>74347951
i bet theyre milky and smooth

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sorry but creepshots of my sister are for my own personal use thank you

Reading passive aggressive posts on Facebook right now, buds

>>74348027
Quintessential Torontonian post

>>74347986
o-o-ok i'm sorry
please don't hurt me

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>Reading passive aggressive posts on Facebook right now, buds

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>wonder where thurston is
>realize it's a tuesday

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>why yes I browse facebook

>>74348027
how old is she

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>>74348118
He's such an overworked professional
He needs a vacay

>>74347986
R U D E
U
D
E

phonesales man tried calling me three times when i was sleeping dumb fucking cunts

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[spoiler] ...LOL [/spoiler]

>>74348193
you in 5 years

*honks at you and tells you to slow down*

What could oriental women mean when they say they want kids with blur eyes?

>>74348027
Aw come on
Just a tiny pic?

>>74348157
18

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>>74348287
i think an arranged marriage is an order

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>What could oriental women mean when they say they want kids with blur eyes?

>>74348264
they hate themselves

>>74348287
pretty please with sugar on top?

>>74348264
Meant to say blue

>blur eyes
not even going to make a joke about it, forget it

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>>74348237
*blocks my unemployment*

also i won't be 31 in five years

>>74348193
This is what happens when you don't get internships.

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>tfw Americans think they fucked us, but we are being fucked everyday by the government

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>>74348375
>unconnected autist with poor academic track record getting hired by anybody

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REALLY nervous about an exam coming up

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>>74348473
>says the austist

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Made lunch instead of doing coursework

>>74348528
im a neurotypical chad when put next to you

>>74348559
wheres your veggies you fat fuck

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>>74348561
>he posted on 4chan

>>74348599
want a pic?

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>le epik is it a dream or is it reality movie

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akari is very cute

>>74348561
Are you the leaf who keeps calling American posters Chad?

>>74348636
she looks like a grapefruit

>>74348621
no im not a homosexual

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>>74348559
ita-daki-masu!

>>74348636
Who?

oooh we got a tough guy here, lads

>>74348680
when did i say it was going to be sexual in nature?

>>74348585
I have green beans in the fridge

>>74348733
ok good

>>74348644
what american posters here are even chads?

Update: got my keys back

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give me an hug

>>74348799
Snap any thigh pics?

>>74348775
I don't know, I'm not a Redditflag user

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>rains a little bit
>Toronto literally explodes

>>74347743
I have seen two guns in my whole life but I believe that is not the correct method of loading ammunition into a gun with this wheelie thing.

>>74348834
none of them are. the in new mexico is a normie though and uses tinder

gf stormed into an elementary school to confront some kids about bullying her niece. I told her shouldn't have done anything until she actually saw bullying taking place and she got mad at me and broke up for not being supportive or understanding her.

>>74348833
ew no you fucking weirdo

>>74348909
share the stash

Is Calgary-kun still in the hospital?

>>74348886
Is that the poster who you call Chad?

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74348944
the turncoat homosexual hillbilly is here

>>74348890
She sounds like a hero
Bullying is bad

business idea: whore your sister out on the internet for (You)s

>>74348909
Listen asshole youre going to stop fucking around and post your sisters thighs or there will be hell to pay

>>74348944
maybe if you ever came by any more you would know

>>74349053
If it meant I could be on the front page of /r/4chan, i would

give me a FUCKING (You) YOU PATHETIC SACKS OF SHIT
FUCK YOU

>>74349047
but she thinks her niece is innocent and I swear I have a hunch shes at least partly responsible.

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@74349106

>>74349092
Sorry

Wish the Californians would leave my state already.

>>74349145
>girls

theyre all guilty

>>74349167
Apology accepted, you're forgiven.

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are you having a good day?

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>Salary: $45,000.00 /year
>Required experience: IT: 5 years

>>74349280
Having a pretty bad month desu.

>>74349305
career idea: lie

I find cooking to be very relaxing

I find pooping to be very relieving

>>74348909
just post a pair of panties or gym shorts so we know you are not lying

i cook my poo to relax

Thurston should work a few more years and then work part time at a low stress job and live off his savings

>>74349463
pooman420?

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What are you guys looking forward to?

canadian genocide

>>74349547
death

>>74349547
love

Arizona's mormon gf

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>>74349699
you going on a date soon?

Asian gold diggers

>>74349789
i'm thinking of asking this girl out but i'm not sure

>>74349547
For the welfare state to collapse

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stop bombing iraq in children

>>74348053
kek

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>>74349855
you will never take my neetbux future

>>74349900
>lebanon
hey my aunt is from there

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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

>>74349900
Stop doing things we don't like

>>74350019
good luck!

>conway comes back and starts shitting up /cum/ with his moronic rorkeposts

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What does a green card do?

How do you get one?

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thinking about doing cs when i go to college even though i dont know a smidge of code or how hardware works together
something about being paid to sit alone at a desk or work entrepreneurially is very appealing to me

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>>74350038
like what? lose weight?

>>74350019
sent trump an email, he should pick you now

>>74350019
Good luck bud

>>74350123
Absolutely pedestrian response

>>74350118
It lets you live here.

>>74350019
ROACHIE!

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>>74350123
>lebalards

>>74350197
So like Obama and Mexicans?

Some thot on the bus wanted me to talk to her

Like hell would I do that

I ain't touching no lower class pussy

Had an awkward conversation in public a little while ago.

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>>74350343
delete this you animal
and stop importing your delicious fast food franchises here
thank you

>>74350494
What franchises are there in Lebanon?

>>74350534
u're mom's cunt (my favorite meal)

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>dixie still exists

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>>74350585
delet this

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>>74348826

>>74349855
>Northern Euros are super proud of their generous welfare states
>none of these will survive the 2-digit IQ hordes from Africa and the Middle East flooding there for gibs
At least it means they won't be used as a example for anyone else anymore.

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>>74349900
>A
>FUCKING
>TREE

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Proposal: a new general for residents of the Great Lakes/St Lawrence watershed

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>arby's
>RB's
>Roast Beef's

>>74348264
I thought they want brue eyes

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>>74350740
>including Quebec

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study for final in 2hrs or shitpost?

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>>74350663
you mirin leaf?

>>74350806
shitpost

>>74350806
chances are you've already remember what you remember, and two hours of cramming won't make much of a difference

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>>74350755
really made me think

>>74350806
study for your final shitpost

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>>74350845
>imblyig

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Why do they bully her?

>>74350902
norfolk and i fucked and you little shits were the result

>>74350967
she's having a seizure and her friends are helping her get through it

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STOP TALKING ABOUT EXAMS

>>74351026
You are gonna fail anyways

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>>74351026
i have a history exam this friday and i haven't read a single word
plus i slacked the entire easter break (yes, even we have that here)
i am wasting valuable study time posting here i'm a retard
I AM IN DEEP SHIT WHAT DO I DO

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>>74351203
Shitpost harder

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>all my exams are easy
>It's my final term before graduation

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remember to take care of yourself

>>74351342
What did you study?

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>>74351342

used to like going for long bike rides but I don't have the energy anymore

>>74351517
drink a 5 hour energy and you will have energy for 7 hours

>>74351474
Computer science

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>Computer science

>>74351517
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAaGbmeTw2c

Why does Finland produces such cute women

It's not fair

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQxTR-Yerxk

>>74351722
LAKUPIPPU :--DDD

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>>74351203
>Lebanon celebrates Easter but America doesn't

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>sent out countless resumes and applications for engineering internships
>been told by professionals that my resume was actually solid
>can't even get an interview
LIFE, IT SEEMS, WILL FADE AWAY

>>74351809
in the same position

>>74351765
What the fuck did you just say to me?

Ate a bunch of chicken now I'm lying down with a pillow on the cool tile floor. Phone plugged into the wall for maximum lazyposting.

I have to do a bunch of chores and errands for the rest of the day but for now I feel good.

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>>74351809
>I'm going to send your profile to our hiring manager so we can set up an interview
>oops never mind lol

>>74351891
licorish pipe

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is it a spoiled ballot if i only write 1

fuck in the ass with a shotgun

>>74352030
Are you from London too, anon?

>>74352003
>Sorry lol, now please give us free data

>>74352073
No, but just curious in case this cancer spreads to other elections.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PY_m2I5sFs

>>74352126
I'm from London, and I'm kind of doubting if this is real because I most likely would've heard people talking about it at work.
If it is, our government needs to get their head checked.

I :clap: don't :clap: want :clap: to :clap: work :clap: in :clap: webdev

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3d printed antimatter bombs made by lunatics and jihadists is how the world will end

*young jeezy's go crazy instrumental starts playing*

Good Morning /cum/

>>74352277
I like the thought of ethnic bombs ending the world myself.

>>74352181
I don't think the dog is bothered by the sound of the phone. I think the dog is highly disturbed by the fact that its owner has ALWAYS responded to that sound by picking up the phone and doing that thing that humans do with their voices, but this time, master is suddenly not doing what he's always done in the past. "Why not? Is something wrong?" thinks the dog.
It's the rupturing of a human behavioral pattern that the dog had thought was inviolable. And that's very upsetting to an animal that doesn't understand that some patterns are okay to break.

>>74352328
>t. Cesar Millan

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fuck in the vagina with a consenting girl in the missionary possition

#goals (no bully)

fuck in the ass with a the great american challenge

>>74351939
>>74351989
>>74352014
>>74352061
>>74352075
>>74352088
>>74352132
>>74352201
>>74352237
>>74352275
>>74352276
>>74352301
>>74352327
>>74352347
>>74352379

>Sweden

>>74352421
tired of this cat

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>>74352452
>""""Sweden"""""

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>>74352409
"consent" is just a tool of the patriarchy shitlord. All sex is violent rape.

>>74352452
>"""Sweden"""

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>>74352409
fag

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>Sweden

fuck in the ass with a shotgun

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>>74351026
why dip pistols in tomato sauce

fuck in the ass with a shotgun

ass in the gun shot a withfuck

>>74352375
The thing about the frequency and the potential for pain for dogs is back to the basics that they hear things we don't, so while that ring may sound lower than a squeaky toy to human ears, it's entirely possible that it's emitting another frequency that our ears don't register. Truthfully, I do hear something else off about the ring that I can't put my finger on, but listening for tiny flaws and tonal shifts is what I do so even the slightest thing off can bug me.
That said, the alteration in pattern/reaction is clearly a problem for this dog based on his body language. I've known many herding breed owners and breeders who say this is just a matter of their obsession with maintaining the "safe" environment with clear and set patterns and when someone deviates, even if it is the master, they can get REALLY upset if they haven't been trained otherwise. This isn't the worst reaction of this time I've seen or heard of by a long shot, but it's still something you can teach him not to do for the betterment of his health because the anxiety involved can create serious problems down the line. Dogs are smart; tell them it's okay every time you deviate and eventually they'll learn not to get upset just like they can learn to stop barking at someone at the door on command.

Why do europeans post in /cum/?

>>74352720
freedom envy

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any mex-anons here?
i want to beat you up

What does /cum/ eat first?

The burger or the fries?

SWEDEN
YES

>>74352328
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EXBltgAjRU

>>74352838
fuck in the ass with a shotgun

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burg

>>74352838
burger
only asians eat meat last

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morning, cum

>>74352838
Burger is the only correct answer.

does this guy have autism

>>74352972
Is Japan always sideways like that?

>>74352991
schizophrenia

*sedates you*

>>74352972
going to mos burger for breakfast? can you bring me some

>>74352991
There has to be at least like 20 Swedish posters ITT

why is a swedish person saying ass too many times?

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america you stupid fuck
you were supposed to sedate sweden... you fucking idiot.....

>>74353047
are you sure? 83 ips sounds normal for a 300 post thread

>>74352972
Looks horribly comfy

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQ2OKoLpNBM

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>>74353095
yes, you can see new posters with 4chanx

*grabs denmarks sedated bum*

>>74353095
You have to wait like 5 minutes before posting a duplicate reply, so yeah.

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*filters the sweden flag*

sry bae

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I'M NEVER ALONE

I'M ALONE ALL THE TIME

>>74353202
fuck in the ass with a shotgun?

>>74353217
stop posting lol cum and go out

*adds /^fuck in the ass with a shotgun$/ to the comment filter*

hey we raid their shitty thread too
say
knulla i röven med en somalier

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EfeOMXXmok

*fucks you in the ass with a shotgun*
heh nothin personnel nordcuck

>>74353217
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbWH5929cic

lol cum in the ass with a meme

>>74353007
yes desu:P

>>74353045
non my breakfast is toast with nutella
and without milk and sugar edition Irish breakfast tea.

>>74353106
thank you. but japan is third world desu

>>74353274
>implying it's not a proxy

>>74353281
clickbait

someone actually pays for a proxy to do this

don't make a new thread
there's already another one

quite sad for swedes, that they will get rangebanned now

>>74353451
>wilson... *breathes heavily*

>>74353492
haitians aren't known for their intelligence

>>74353589
>>74353550
>>74353529
>>74353514
t. sidf

fuck in the ass with a shotgun

amazing thread

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>>74353635
sluta

>>74347767
>>74347767
>>74347767

>246
Ahh yes, the """"Swedes""""