/brit/

first again

Second.

Please recommend a dinner lads

Served with 2x chips and a large oaisis

http://www.strawpoll.me/12880875

>>74347588
I feel like if I answer this I'm just telling you to get what I would want rather than what you would actually prefer, you know?

imagine if the country was run by people who have had psychedelic experiences. everything would work so much better.

>>74349071
go peruse some porn sites of the scatological persuasion.

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>"The problem with Martha was, frankly, she looked quite white. She was a European looking ethnic minority. And by casting Freema, we really gave out the message that it was ok to be in Doctor Who, as long as you conformed to our European standards of beauty. So that's a mistake we're rectifying with Bill. She's African, but she's REALLY African. She has, you know, big lips, big hair, a small, narrow forehead. She isn't our idea of beautiful, but that's because we're stuck in a chauvinistic, white supremacist mindset. And I hope by introducing different ideas of beauty to a younger generation, we can help to start moving our society out of that, you know, set of beliefs."

Christ in heaven

dont think i've ever seen tina turner as a young woman. even in the 80s she looked older.

>>74347588
>people actually recommended eating chicken or beef WITH fish
Disgusting

feel a close connection to the black people because of all the black tv i've watched

>>74349171
he'll literally say and write anything to keep his job. his writing is pure shite.

>>74349171
source me up

>>74349197
thanks for the input Reuben

>>74349208
Girl in the Fireplace was actually decent

>>74349171
He's not wrong, Freema Agyeman was fit

Any trannys ITT?

You girls take progesterone? When did you start?
The safe version is quite expensive, 30 quid for 30 tabs that you need to take twice daily

but why is a girl called bill? is it short for something?

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>>74349171
need the JUST hair on him
he almost already has it

please no one respond to that

Weed can't make you gay, but it can certainly cause you to express latent or repressed homosexual urges

ITT dumb rorkes delusional about british history

40% of Victorian london were african minorities

she say she love me whatever that is
do me a favour save that shit

Any pakis ITT?

You lads take curry? When did you start?
The tikka masala version is quite expensive, 6.95 for a foil tray that doesn't even include rice or naan.

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BECAUSE I'M IN TOO DEEP

>>74349387
wtf i love invisible electrified walls now?!

>>74349344
billary

>>74349342
idk. my friend and have this thing where if we don't find partners by the time we're 30, i'm gonna transition and we're gonna get married. wish i could be more help.

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>>74349171
She's going to be the next Doctor, isn't she lads

>>74349426
lol

>>74349246
Me, about 5 minutes ago

>>74349489
>American doctor

Nope

>>74349444
Cracking up

russia is a hidden totalitarist state but rorkes be like "look at my drawing of trump, le pen and putin on their respective white horses"

The next two posters are not only gay, but also have erotic feelings for their cousins.
The poster after that is a true blue British battle cut from raw northern coal and hardened in the hellfire of Manchester

>>74349171
could not find a single source for this

bullshit but believable bullshit so i shan't harm you yet

poo

i said DO NOT respond

Dumb rorkes complain about 'Jooz' allegedly 'changing history' yet they can't accept the fact that Europeans changed history to make figures like Beethoven white?

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apparently Harold Saxon was based off Blair

>tfw Russell T Davies golden days are never coming back

>>74349527
bum

>>74349444
Giggling

>>74349555
willy

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>tfw in my favourite podcast they mention how awful it would be to be a virgin for a guy

>>74349592
whats your favourite podcast

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Some quiche in t'fridge

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>>74349592
which podcast?
i always clam up when people talk about sex

>>74349592
>tfw lost my virginity about a month ago and now i kind of regret it because it was something special which made me different

Ah yes the recent /leftypol/ arrivals are ...... children
What a surprise

>>74349572
>>74349555
>>74349527

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>tfw soon going to be at the age where people don't believe you're a virgin

on 28k a year and i'm 22.

am i doing good?

>>74349613
Sky's on

cannot stand camp men

reckon the arse of a homeless doesnt smell good lads
smells rancid even!

smirnoff ice

>>74349643
25?

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Stephen tries >>>> PJW

>>74349630
That's weird mate. That's like Haitians sitting in their own shit feeling glad that AIDS makes them special

>>74349613
Hate this guy

>>74349602
>>74349628
joe rogan experience

>>74349665
posh wanker

>>74349647
nope you're practically homeless

>>74349647
on 50k a year and can barely afford electricity

Think I may begin my transition to Judaism lads. Been experiencing lots of dysphoria lately. Luckily Dr. Rosenthal says he can surgically enhance my nose using epithelial tissue from my bulbourethral gland.

>>74349705
broken britain

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feel quite ill and sad lads

>>74349636
Those are iconic /brit/ gimmicks

Just shows you're fresh fron r/the_donald

>>74349673
20

>>74349676
Yeah I know

I'm not massively cut up about it, the experience was amazing and i reckon I lost it in pretty much the perfect way.

Just liked being different ya know?

>>74349721
good lad

join (((us)))

doing a depression

might do a suicide

reloading the leccy key lads

the 1/4 asian desired gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZilvm3LIRA

>>74349636
newrunt

doing a big think about how the west would be now if the only immigrants were whites and east asians

just booted up eve for the first time in about 5 years lads

it's full of redditors, any 4chan corps? i can't stand norman humour anymore

>>74349744
Stop being a mental virgin you baffling weirdo

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*makes eye contact with you when you're 30 feet away*

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>tfw you go far back into the joe rogan experience podcasts and realise he just repeats himself over and over and he's essentially a more charming version of tim

>>74349647
that's about what I make at the same age but my position is entry level and the company pays a lot of my expenses.

Waiting for a raise this summer at the end of our financial year.

>>74349643
nearly 21, no hope in sight
>>74349647
fuck off rich normiecunt

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*cleans your room*
*damn i'm cute*
*takes selfie*

>>74349814
me on the right :-D

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been feeling good recently lads. no worries

>>74349814
Crazy people always have a lot more interesting theories about mental illness

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>>74349813
>you baffling weirdo

So I'm still different?

Thanks la, needed that.

>>74349828
mountain lions'll fuck you up man, one ate my dog when I lived in colorado

>>74349821
*tells her to fuck off*

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>>74346533
>tfw he married a woman

I always thought he was gay.

Spirit Phone is a fucking gr8 album though.

>>74349814
wish it was like this but trannies go nuclear if you try to talk to them about anything in my experience

shame because i know a few and talking to them is like stepping in a minefield because the moment they don't like what you're saying they go off the handle

how big are the cups you drink tea out of lads? fairly small? or closer to sports direct?

>>74349828
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKrf7mX_R6M

>>74349881
Maybe stop bullying your trans fiends

>>74349864
400lb chimp
gorilla 1 inch dicks
ufc
comedy talk
DMT
Weed
conspiracy theories
what else?

>>74349821
*crosses the road, almost causing an accident in my haste*

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>>74349863
What is wrong with you?

>>74349916
see yeah, just like that, they jump to conclusions about anything and act like everything is a personal attack even when you arent even talking about them in any way

>lost my kiss virginity in October
>lost my gf virginity in January
>lost my virginity virginity in March

Was really like clockwork once I got started lads.Just need to make that first step. If a spastic like me can do it, any of you can.

Hate Muslims. Hate wogs. Hate Pakis. Hate foreigners. Hate special needs lads. Hate the left. NOT racist just don't like them simple as. Love pints

>>74349675
Explain the "a 161" joke

>joe rogan and black science man wearing a fedora together

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhHtBqsGAoA

wew lads

>>74349952
Don't want to be stuck with a gf at the end of it though

>>74349814
socrates and plato would've thrown that shit out the window

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5r44OejO6Fw

the first guy she was with was hotter than the guy she was necking in the club

lol

>>74349863
FONT

>>74349952
That's exactly what happens. But these lads never make the first step

6pm gmt

>>74349962
0161 manny on the map

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>>74349171
>She isn't our idea of beautiful

>>74349950
>abuse victims are sensetive about being abused

shocking

>>74349952
fuck off normie

I've known one trans person, a trans man. Reckon he would have just been a butch lesbian had he been born a few decades earlier.

What's very funny is that my turbororke father hates the gays but has sympathy for the trannies. Bit odd if you ask me

>>74349959
>says he hates foreigners
>but is an american posting on brit
Hm

she wants a man from 0121 aka she wants a man from the slum

>>74349952
>it took her 2 months to want to have sex with you potentially 5 months

eh la'...

>>74350036
>He

>>74349613
ROLA COLA?

lmao straight """people""" wait two months to have sex

>Diane Abbot's LBC interview

you really can't make this shit up. Her as home secretary? A 70k salary?

She'd be out of her depth on 24k as a Tesco shift manager.

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*cycles on the wrong side of the road whilst muttering something in Spanish to his mate*

>>74349952
Wew

All those things happened to me in the span of an hour tbqh ngl and it took you half an year?

>>74350036
>What's very funny is that my turbororke father hates the gays but has sympathy for the trannies.
IDK MATE JUST READ THAT SENTENCE MULTIPLE TIMES AND STILL DIDNT LAUGH.......
CHEERS

>>74350036
Trans men are actually rational, decent people. It's funny because you can tell trans women aren't wanting to be a woman at all, just from how different they act. It's a badge for them, part of a fetish and a way to feel like a special snowflake.

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>>74350065
You are aware of the HIV epidemic in the gay community?

>>74350042
brit on vacation here

0161
manny on the map

>>74350080
>applied for a job with the home office

nervous-sweating-man.jpg

*buys something from your store*
*storms back in an hour later threatening your job*

>>74350065
homos don't even wait a week to poz their negholes with gay aids STI ridden maniacs

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>>74350043
she wants a man that smokes bare bud

>>74349904
love seeing /tv/ youtube comments

>>74350058
I was the one waiting mate.

>>74350062
Eh, I don't mind humoring them with the pronouns as long as it's not some invented Star Trek bullshit

>>74350036
yeah sometimes i wonder if i'd be a girl right now if i was born a few years later ykno. my identity as a gay man solidified before the trans thing was a big deal, and now i'm too old to learn how to be a girl.

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The proto bf

>>74350133
don't believe you yank

>>74350184
>>74350147
>>74350110
>>74350043
>>74350036
>americans posting in our thread
shan't

>>74350184
She's not actually here mate

>>74350110
I could have had sex with the one I kissed but I said no because it was some slag in a club.

Sex was more complicated but basically I put it off a lot because i wanted it to be good. And it was.

somewhat scared of having sex tbqh
she could easily break my dick, give me a STI, kill me in my sleep, tear my foreskin, plus sticking it in a hole would be weird

>>74349998
your music taste is fucking horrendous

>>74350175
Bit gay

>>74350242
>being this fucking new

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the dream home

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ma3plqHb-4Y
big choon

>>74350253
>break my dick
won't happen
>give me an sti
could happen
>kill me in my sleep
very unlikely
>tear my foreskin
even less likely
>sticking it in a hole would be weird
it just feels right lad

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>>74350210

i made a new vid lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8y5zBPO1hg

>>74350163
Not bought any baccy since plain packaging. Gonna miss that Amber Leaf packet when I next want some

>>74350253
>she could easily break my dick
only happens to pornstars or mongs. worst you can do is ripping the banjo string
>give me a STI
wear a condom
>kill me in my sleep, tear my foreskin,
dont go out with a mental girl
>plus sticking it in a hole would be weird
why

yanks literally watch live police chases as entertainment

mind boggling

>>74350296
Castro went to shit after 23

>>74350253
Was the same, but it genuinely feels as natural as doing a poo or a wee. Some kind of inbuilt memory just kicks in and you know exactly what to do.

>>74350304
Are you saying she's more likely to murder him than tear his foreskin?

>>74350175
eh...
yeah.

is this post fedora worthy la's?

>>74350163
>smoking reduces fertility

haha... oh no...

>>74350377
>Some kind of inbuilt memory just kicks in

Yeah, it had nothing to do with all the porn you've watched

just done a MASSIVE shit lads, took 3 flushes to get it down aha

>>74350163
man fuck plain packaging

>>74350272
>yank thinking the fact that he's been posting in brit for a few months means he is one of us
kek

giving the jews at 23andme my DNA
wonder what % english i am, i reckon 95%

>>74350404
think I can feel it in my willy

>>74350163
>Benson & Hedges Blue
>pack is clearly brown

why?

plans to end the yank menace lads? i reckon a blanket no reply would seriously improve the quality of brit threads

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>>74350405
no mate it's just nature

pop knob in fanny

made a /brit/ discord https://discord.gg/TgjNuAs

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>is this post fedora worthy la's?

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>>74350163
just blazed up myself lad

>>74350365
>wear a condom
rather not
plus i have phimosis so it'd be uncomfortable i think?
>why
just sort of creeps me out, how wet and fleshy it is

>>74350476
time to dox some lads

>>74350378
know literally just the one guy whose foreskin tore whilst several of my friends have had psycho bitches attack them, figure if he is a pussy like most brit posters then they might end up killing him by accident

>>74350368
me with a trunk full of Kinder eggs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-nANFTfBN4

>>74350377
Woah, it's almost as if creatures which reproduce sexually have instinctual drives to do so

Mental...

what is discord lads? do NOT understand it

>>74350450
try inhaling through your mouth

>>74350464
they would just use proxies la

>>74350517

it's a pony, lad

>>74350495
>bitches
>pussy
FOY

>>74350517

>>>/g/

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Tony Blair

1. Longest period of sustained low inflation since the 60s.

2. Low mortgage rates.

3. Introduced the National Minimum Wage and raised it to £5.52.

4. Over 14,000 more police in England and Wales.

5. Cut overall crime by 32 per cent.

6. Record levels of literacy and numeracy in schools.

7. Young people achieving some of the best ever results at 14, 16, and 18.

8. Funding for every pupil in England has doubled.

9. Employment is at its highest level ever.

10. Written off up to 100 per cent of debt owed by poorest countries.

11. 85,000 more nurses.

12. 32,000 more doctors.

13. Brought back matrons to hospital wards.

14. Devolved power to the Scottish Parliament.

15. Devolved power to the Welsh Assembly.

woah
they managed to not fuck up the new ghost in the shell
it's actually good

>>74350517
it's for people even runtier than you & me

>>74350524
at least make them work for it tho init

>>74350485
>how wet and fleshy it is
its natural mate its the human body
theres no teeth in it dont worry

and about the condom situation i never had phimosis so i cant say but shagging without one might be even more difficult i guess

Hello "friends".

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really like this image

>>74350517
concentrated autism

it's basically a chatroom

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>>74350465

>>74350543
shame about the mass immigration bit

>>74350621
high skilled immigrants

>>74350131
ummm sweetie my bf of 6 years fooled around technically on the second day of the date x

>>74350547
my sister tried to get me to watch the anime 10 years ago and i told her to fuck right off

missed my chance to be a snob about the new one

>>74350640
[citation needed]

>>74350543
Not a fan of 10, 14 or 15 or the pakis he gave us

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16. Dads now get paternity leave of 2 weeks for the first time.

17. NHS Direct offering free convenient patient advice.

18. Gift aid was worth £828 million to charities last year.

19. Restored city-wide government to London.

20. Record number of students in higher education.

21. Child benefit up 26 per cent since 1997.

22. Delivered 2,200 Sure Start Children’s Centres.

23. Introduced the Equality and Human Rights Commission.

24. £200 winter fuel payment to pensioners & up to £300 for over-80s.

25. On course to exceed our Kyoto target for reducing greenhouse gas emissions.

26. Restored devolved government to Northern Ireland.

27. Over 36,000 more teachers in England and 274,000 more support staff and teaching assistants.

28. All full time workers now have a right to 24 days paid holiday.

29. A million pensioners lifted out of poverty.

30. 600,000 children lifted out of relative poverty.

Do not ignore me.

>>74350547
critics shat on it because of le white washing

I would have no idea how to respond even if a girl did like me.

I guess I've just learnt to hide all signs of my sexuality to avoid embarrassment and rejection. Never discuss it with anyone. I suppose I think that if I act non-sexual I won't attract unwanted attention, won't be called creepy or be humiliated etc. I dread being asked about girlfriends and female friends by family members at social events.

>>74350582
>analog clock on digital display

what is the fucking point, i see normie mongs walking around with fucking apple watches that have this

>>74350727
no you dont

about all the people wondering about the lack of people of color in films: why dont people of colors make films where they only put themselves in it? they should do things instead of crying about things

>>74350655
it's weird how many women secretly like anime

>>74350763
except i do though

>>74350670
t corbyn

>>74350674
t corbyn

>>74350772
very racist and problematic post

>>74350795
wrong

>>74350772
because they have extra crime bones in their skull

>>74350798
fuck off rasheed

>>74350823
fuck off rorke

>>74350594
can't believe she got blacked

>>74350813
Very weird image. Its like a pre-Goldman America

>>74350789
that's weird, everyone i know who likes anime is female

don't care much for it myself

>>74350772
I think they did. It was called Dear White People. It was massively racist, poorly written, but bought and adopted by netflix, and well acclaimed by lefties and pakis.

>>74350643
>anecdotal evidence
In the bin you bender

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>sister just sent me a facebook invite for my niece's 1st birthday

>>74350813
how did they all end up blonde?

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jamie duggan
all the south yorkshire crew
all the partying crew all the ladies
all the crew ready to get mad
tezz kidd
2008

>>74350876
nonce

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHZJxYSc0mY

goldman sachs did nothing wrong

>>74350879
A lot Europeans are blonde as kids

>>74350575
>its natural mate its the human body
>theres no teeth in it dont worry

The fact I even worry about things like this is a sign that i'm not cut out to ever have sex. I clearly missed some critical moment growing up and it's too late to bother now, too far to catch up and given the way I think about these things it wouldn't be enjoyable anyway

>>74350830
kys hernandez al corbyn

>>74350876
what's weird about that?

Just took my estrogen dose, 4mg

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>>74350855
Physical anthropologists can identify the race of an individual by the shape and dimensions of their skull

Me and the lads on the road

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2opMSfhv6EQ

>>74350949
>kys
fuck off reddit

Reckon ugly people shouldn't be allowed to have happy lives

Have to weed out the bad genetics from our societies

Robbed a brit yesterday

>>74350879

She looks like she has blonde routes in the first pic, probably died black

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31. Introduced child tax credit giving more money to parents.

32. Scrapped Section 28 and introduced Civil Partnerships.

33. Brought over 1 million social homes up to standard.

34. Inpatient waiting lists down by over half a million since 1997.

35. Banned fox hunting.

36. Cleanest rivers, beaches, drinking water and air since before the industrial revolution.

37. Free TV licences for over-75s.

38. Banned fur farming and the testing of cosmetics on animals.

39. Free breast cancer screening for all women aged between 50-70.

40. Free off peak local bus travel for over-60s.

41. New Deal – helped over 1.8 million people into work.

42. Over 3 million child trust funds have been started.

43. Free eye test for over 60s.

44. More than doubled the number of apprenticeships.

45. Free entry to national museums and galleries.

46. Overseas aid budget more than doubled.

47. Heart disease deaths down by 150,000 and cancer deaths down by 50,000.

48. Cut long-term youth unemployment by 75 per cent.

49. Free nursery places for every three and four-year-olds.

50. Free fruit for most four to six-year-olds at school.

>>74350871
afro-americans actually did so too during the 60s-70s and a bit less later with blaxploitation
some films are cool and its only with black people. at least they did something instead of complaining

>>74350944
well you wont go nowhere with that kind of reasoning...

>brother is turning out even more autism than me by some degree
puts a bit of pressure on me to live a normal life hahahahaha phew

>>74350959
you'll never be a real female you know

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lads

>>74351000
My brother actually has real autism haha

>>74350941
If you're white then you'll have blonde hair as a child

If not then you're probably Irish

Hate the gays, hate the blacks, hate the pakis, hate the chinks, hate the indians, hate the nips, hate the trannies, hate the commies, hate the socialists, hate the french, hate the muslims, hate the liberals, hate the buddhists, hate the sikhs, hate the arabs, hate the turks, hate the otherkin, hate the asexuals, hate the weed addicts, hate the freaks, hate the left, hate the south east asians, hate the gooks, hate the metrosexuals

and I DESPISE the Jews

>>74350979
fuck off yank

>>74350964
yes skulls are shaped differently
but bones causing violent acting? doubtful about that
and violence can fit perfectly in art

I'm Gay (I'm Happy)

>>74350932
Gordon Ramsay is such a cunt
would love to see someone shove a boiling hot pie in his face

really like these videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuoDHaHpslY

>>74351039
I am Irish and a lot of our kids are blonde too, it's just not as common

love special needs

>>74351048
fuckoff paki reddit cunt

23, been working since 17 and am earning £19,000 p/a. Ironically i actually earn less than i did at 20.

>>74351039
>tfw have blond hair despite not being white (1/4th Italian)

woah, so this is the power of hybrid vigor

>>74351041
mental how leafs can ruin gimmicks this quickly

>>74350986
took a lithuanishit yesterday

>>74350999
>well you wont go nowhere with that kind of reasoning...
i know
>>74351000
i would utterly hate having a brother. would mentally destroy me

>>74351084
Irish people are not white they are a separate category on the census

i'm gay (homosexual)

>>74351000
Worked at a house this afternoon with a very autistic teenager who spent the entire time I was there screaming at his mum about how he needed to leave and wanted to look at his pictures on his laptop.

Hope he learns to survive on his own soon because she looked about ready to leave.

>>74351131
Whatever

>>74350994
LITERALLY based

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>>74351088
>Not earning 50k By the time your 19

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>>74351109
You see the part about the French in there? Hate 'em.

>wank so much it starts to feel like something i need to get out of my system like pissing and shiting
>no emotional reaction after orgasm
>literally go to the bathroom and piss, shit and wank after a long day, in varying orders, often without washing my hands inbetween
sure going to help me in future moments of intimacy

>>74351110
fuck off subhuman anglo you disgust me, everyone in this general disgusts me you "people" have no right to be called "people" anglos are more like animals

https://youtu.be/X1XJ2SM5Xrg

The Jewish GF

love zoots green belts and radical centrism
hate danish jews and liam

how do Top Gear do the police chases in foreign countries?

wish I had autism so I had an excuse for how pathetic I am

>>74351178
slavs are subhuman feral cats that need to be killed and sold for pet food, Anglos are your master race and you have no right to live

>>74351192
sublime post

love everyone. despise no one. simple as.

>>74351193
Pay the police

yanks are bro tier

>>74350727
>apple watches

howling

love tim
hate deano

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>>74351263
Even me?

>>74351230
do not reply to me monkey

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>tfw too tired to cry

hate tories, hate students, hate bankers, hate muslims, not a biggot just don't like them. love pints.

>>74351292
wow

>>74351294
yeah even you mate

funny how it's called the Labour party but most of them will be out of work soon

>>74351314
fuck off slav subhuman go back to your own hovel, fucking rat

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>>74351339
You too

>>74351175
do the same mate, my wanks are a literal 2 minute daily activity, much like brushing my teeth.

love mandy, love donk, love pie barms, love givin it sum welly! hate bloody southen puffs...not a bigot or homerphobe just hate the cunts

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why do brits import their biscuits

hate pints, hate football, hate middle aged balding cunts who don't hate themselves for being so ugly, hate lad culture, hate racists, hate england

can't be a tory unless you have a conservatory desu
vote labour

>>74351417
ur mum imported my dick into her arse

>>74351365
an anglo calling someone a rat? you were hidding in you're little pathetic island while germans were dropping bombs on capital, and sucked off american dick to save you from the germans its quite pathetic how highly you think of yourself you mongrel

>>74350640
>high skilled immigrants
https://youtu.be/y1cFoPFF-as?t=804
ah yes, very skilled indeed

>>74351449
haha biscum

>>74351449
all lithuanians should be killed

when did yanks start saying ya'll?
thought it was just a british thing 2bh

>>74351449
you are literally subhuman slavic russian clay waiting to get anally raped once the Russia annexs you and puts you into the labour camps like the subhuman welfare leeches you are.


worthless pussys that need to be hung you slavscum

>>74351493
what?

>>74351437
top notch banter

>>74351358
I always thought it was funny they're called the labour party but it's mostly unemployed people that vote for them

>>74351489
long live comrade stalin

>>74351418
alri rasheed. why not go back to pakistan?

>>74351534
nah the unemployed vote tory these days lad, they're aspiring povvos

>brits get btfo
>attacks me with petty insults
>a rat attacks when it gets cornered into a corner
Anglos=Rats

>“The forces of imagination and of Apollonian dream are saved only by myth from indiscriminate rambling.”


atheists btfo

one trip to an american supermarket was all it took to end the soviet union

the power of capitalism

>>74351576
bloody racist post, delete this

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sharting

back when i had a gf was down 'spoons with her

she went off to the bathroom and some fat middle aged balding bloke said 'what's she doing with you she needs her eyes checked?'

i said back to him 'turns out she doesn't fancy flabby balding bastards m8, you fat fuck' and his mates all laughed at him.

Really visceral memory that one

Just finished a 2000 word essay, victory wank?

>>74351599
cant believe you're shilling for free

three decades of revisionism was all it took to end the soviet union

the power of Khrushchev

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>tfw destrying a slavic subhuman and hes too scared to reply to me

>>74351576
subhuman rat might just got to lithuania and rub my spunk in your mothers mouth

>>74351642
>>74351642
>>74351642

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>>74351576
This is why Latvians are so much cooler than Lithuanians

>>74351630
boss gave me a 5 thousand word report last monday to write by next week

finished it today, completely nonchalantly.

don't get how uni runts take so much time