/brit/

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Danz

>>74344230
based communism

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charli

need a bf

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very interesting

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on the train

Goin shop, you lads want anything

>>74344282
ah yes, liberalism

>>74344253
i thought it wasnt true communism
>>74344266
hi, please don't post any more pictures of my gf

My first true love was a girl called Milo
Saw a video of her shoving ice cubes up her bum and never loved since

girl i know is naming her son Wilfred

The brits in /brit/ as far bigger cucks and lovers of interracial relationships than any other general. Why? Even /cum/ is no where near this

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>>74344253
On the way to acquire goods

>>74344288
McCoys, Ribena and a Twirl

>>74344282
hope these are tweeted at the people making this contradictions.

>>74344266
How popular is she in Britain? Genuinely curious.

>>74344295
>>74344282
how is this contradictory? he's not saying galleries showing revolutionary russian art should be closed?
why is the left so eager to be upset?

>>74344288
girthy cucumber and some lube

>>74344282
hang on, the second statement seems to contradict the first?? O_o

>the digital economy bill is now the digital economy act

lmao it actually happened

Russia has dropped out of Eurovision

If our song weren't so infuriatingly shite we might had had a chance for a decent mid-table finish

No sex with you but I think you should fuck yourself

>>74344311
Did NOT mean to respond to a post

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>>74344309

>>74344288
binbags, silver rizla kings and some hotdog cobs pls mate

>photos at work tomorrow

fuck's sake.

a very BRITISH man goin down GREGG want a STEAk BAKE? A most BRITISH delight

RACIST! Got called

LOVE pub HATE wife HATE 'fugees

>>74344282
Do you read the articles, or just the headlines?

>>74344329
>>74344363
doesn't though does it lads
think about it
it actually doesnt

What threads are you guys watching/participating in? I've got these ones open atm:

>>74344230
>>74341543
>>74341898
>>>/tv/82300253
>>>/tv/82295384
>>>/tv/82294109

>>74344345
Not hugely. She's a pretty successful songwriter for other people but her own solo stuff hasn't done a lot.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xtasAvlUEU

NEED to get to the top of a commercial building until saturday without getting in trouble
Any suggestions?

Just swallowed a mouthful of toffee pudding and evaporated milk that was quite hot inside lads.

Burnt my throat all the way down.

>>74344309
bigot

>people unironically drive crossovers
*inhales sharply*
AHAHAHAHAHA

>>74344356
OwO

>he cares about Runtovision

oh my life

>>74344414
No one cares autist

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>we shouldn't celebrate russian revolutionary art
>oh wow so you think russian art should be banned? you think it should be banned, do you, you fucking fascist??

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>>74344414
>(You)
good lad

>>74344431
Put on a high vis jacket and a hard had and pretend you're supposed to be there?

>>74344433
Fat cunt
Learn to chew

>wageslave everyday and be miserable
>neetlife on the dole with the christmas bonus as a nice extra bit

the choice seems clear, we take no money to the grave anyway

>>74344414
Only the thread I made.

(pls post there)

>>74344230
>>>/o/17130565

shut the fuck up you waste of space

>>74344459
Is this a picture of you on your 18th birthday with family and friends??

Mmm lovely

>>74344367
>Allowing Ofcom, the communications sector's regulator, to financially penalise communications providers for failing to comply with licence commitments.

>Creating an age-verification regulator to publish guidelines about how pornographic websites should ensure their users are aged 18 or older. The regulator should also be able to fine those which fail to comply. The BBFC has been commissioned to fulfil this role.[3]

>Requiring Internet service providers to provide compensation to customers if service requirements are not met.

>Allowing English and Welsh courts a greater range of sentencing options for Internet copyright infringement.

>Providing for increased penalties for nuisance calls.

>Giving Ofcom oversight of the BBC.

>Updating the Ofcom Electronic Communications Code to make it easier for telecommunications companies to erect and extend mobile masts.[4]

What's so bad?

>>74344350
it shows how liberals are spineless cowards who prefer fascism to socialism

>>74344472
Hard hat*

>>74344458
Who appointed you to speak for the whole board?

hate canadians. hate leafs. hate canucks. just dont like them simple as. Love pints

>>74344527
>fascism
>socialism

They're pretty much the same thing

>>74344530
I did, I'm an alpha male and you're a subservient sperglord kiddo!

*flushes the whole of canada down the toilet*

>interacting with women outside of your family for any reason other than sexual interest

hmm, no, I shan't be doing that.

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*giggles*
>daddy, where are you taking me? tehe
*doting father takes away his hands from in front of his daughter's eyes to reveal she is standing on a busy high street in front of a large Poundland store*
>you can choose ANYTHING you want, darling! My bonus came in today! Merry Christmas!

>>74344527
no it doesnt hahaha
he doesnt say they should celebrate far right art either, he just says it shouldnt be shut down (and he doesnt say socialist art should be shut down)
honestly cannot imagine being as hysterically emotional 24/7 as the average leftist. You see evil enemies everywhere

>>74344550
Terrific post

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extremely interesting

>>74344550
You gotta lay off the Canaphobia Seamus

>tfw ugly

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>>74344552
>>74344552
>>74344552
can brits do a good australian accent?

>>74344282
but propaganda can be beautiful art

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>>74344230
Men, all this stuff you hear about America wanting to stay out of the war, is a lot of bullshit. All through your army career you men have bitched about what you call 'this chicken-shit drilling." I don't give a fuck for a man who is not always on his toes. But the drilling has made veterans of all you men. You are ready!

This individual hero stuff is bullshit. The bilious bastards who write that stuff for the Saturday Evening Post don't know any more about real battle than they do about fucking.

Every single man in the army plays a vital role. So don't ever let up. Don't ever think that your job is unimportant. Every last damn man in the mess hall, even the one who boils the water to keep us from getting the GI shits, has a job to do.

We want to get the hell over there and clean the goddamn thing up, and then get at those purple-pissing Japs. My men don't dig foxholes. The hell with that. Foxholes only slow up an offensive. We're not just going to shoot the bastards. We're going to murder those lousy Hun cocksuckers by the bushel-fucking-basket. Keep moving.

I don't want any messages saying 'I'm holding my position.' We're not holding a goddamned thing. We're going to hold him by his balls and we're going to kick him in the ass; twist his balls and kick the living shit out of him all the time.

Thirty years from now when you're sitting by your fireside with your grandson on your knee and he asks, 'What did you do in the great World War Two?' You won't have to cough and say, 'Well, your granddaddy shoveled shit in Louisiana.' No sir, you can look him straight in the eye and say 'Son, your granddaddy rode with the great Third Army and a son-of-a-goddamned-bitch named George Patton!'

>Patton, 1944

banger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3kxQgC7uXw

>>74344565
Wrong, take your horseshoe rubbish elsewhere.
>>74344586
If you cannot see how he objects more to socialist art than fascist art then you're lost.

>>74344580
>Flushing the only good thing you've ever made

hmmmmm

>>74344585
Funny post

Did a hearty chuck chuck

I commend you for this my good BRITISH gentlebrother

*gives u five Cornish pasty points*
Here good sir! Get a most BRITISH delight from GREGG! You bleeding RACIST!

>>74344521
lmao because 4chan will be blocked in the UK when the owner refuses to implement whatever requirements the BBFC comes up with for restricting 18+ content online (probably requiring credit card details for access)

enjoy

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>>74344166
revived gimmick

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this triggers the paddy

is asking a girl over tinder to meet up for a pint weird?

>>74344645
They differ slightly but they're both oppressive, statist control mechanisms

>>74344697
Who the fuck are these fine BRITISH gentlesirs?

*rips bong*

>>74344727
The fat ginger one is Irish and posts on here

>>Flushing the only good thing you've ever made
said the leaf, over the world wide web

people who drive consistently under the speed limit are cunts. it might be called a speed limit, but it's actually a guideline. if you have to crawl around national speed limit roads at 30-40mph, you're clearly not confident in your driving abilities, and shouldn't be on the road. you fail your test for consistently driving under the speed limit.

Why is /brit/ such a leftist general?

>>74344645
>If you cannot see how he objects more to socialist art than fascist art then you're lost.
ah well im convinced then lads, liberals are actually fascists and anyone to the right of vladimir illyich lenin himself is an evil alt-right neo nazi.
The guardian? More like Mein Kampf.

>>74344605
Tell your countrymen to stop making abhorrent posts

>>74344773
/brit/ is a radical centrist general

>>74344716
gave your mum a pint of my spunk when i met her on tinder desu

>>74344472
>>74344528
Very interesting posts
Might actually try this

>>74344757
How do you know this

>>74344675
4chan already verifies your age as 18 though

>>74344796
>the virgin banter

howling

>>74344773
right?? I expected ours to be worse but no. Even the krauts seem less so than /brit/

>>74344773
low testosterone, lots of birth control in our water

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ONE OF US

Really like this website

https://www.windy.com/?temp,2017-05-02-03,48.575,11.250,3

>>74344794
These memes aren't funny shut the fuck up

Lol le centrism lollll lol le communism xD

>>74344768
It's the speed limit, not a speed target. As long as you're making reasonable progress then you're fine.

>>74344786
abhorrent is subjective. I make great posts, most would agree.

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brexiters btfo

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>>74344768
>stuck behind some slow old person in a big mercedes going 40 on a country road

>come up to a long stretch, ready to overtake

>car drifts right into the middle of the road blocking my overtake

>>74344839
shut the fuck up you leaf

>>74344773
Because we're smart funny lads.

>>74344629
Patton is so cringe

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It's weird how pints are exclusively an Irish thing. Never heard of them in America a

>>74344754
why write like that? i understand people have regional accents. but at least write in the fucking language you talk. utter cretins. literally nigger behaviour. do you think hey actually know how to write correctly?

None of you would do well in prison

>>74344887
Shut up you obese faggot

>>74344864
>abhorrent is subjective.

No, it isn't.

Is it weird to dump my gf for a pint?

>>74344922
i reckon i'd suck them all off so many times that they'd be, as i call it, "cum exhausted" and would be unable to physically harm me

>>74344932
abhorrent post

>>74344865
Fuck off Swiss yank spastic

>>74344839
FOL

>>74344807
no, they made clear that those "I am 18" tickboxes will NOT suffice.

>>74344932
Woah

>>74344918
How do you know when someone is Scottish? Because they'll fucking tell you.

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all these canadians crying

>>74344309
>>74344345
>>74344507
>>74344605
>>74344655
>>74344716
>>74344773
>>74344819
>>74344820
>>74344839
>>74344864
>>74344922
>>74344931
>>74344957
>>74344972
BEHOLD: the leaf contribution to /brit/

>>74344963
>swiss yank
please keep this shitty meme in /eire/
thanks

>>74344906
>exclusively an Irish thing
going to have to ask you to fuck off you fat yank cunt

scot here AMA

>>74344922
You just need to go to the biggest guy you see and suck him off in full view of the rest of the prisoners

what are the most left and right wing generals/countries on /int/?

>>74344949
Hell of a plan

>>74344865
Since when is Ireland a part of the USA?
WTF I love trump now

>>74344865
>trading block
Ah yes, this was written by a bright and well read political theorist.

>>74344588
>and if you consistently drive under the speed limit on your test, you fail.

Maybe back in the day when you took it, did 5 under during mine the whole time and passed

>>74344865
>anyone in the EU
>developed
actually, sweetiepie..

lamb curry & rice tonight lads

>>74344939
a woman is just a hole
pints are forever

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>>74344918

Scots literally have so little national identity they even fucking write in their crippled shitty dialect.

That's how desperate to be "different" they are.

>>74344865
>apart
are all potatos illiterate

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>tfw you realize it doesn't even matter if whites stop existing

>>74345007
beam me up

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>>74344991
>>74345000
You can't get rid of us. No matter how mean.

Fucking faggots

Eating mini eggs from easter

Still got Christmas choccies tbqhwy

>>74345044
were you takeaway lad from last night?

>>74345080
if you aren't the kateposter then you should really fuck off
you're all terrible

>>74345023
The Mexicans in /cum/ put us on the right, it's usually the Americans in /cum/ who are left

>>74345106
eating a kit kat egg myself :3

>>74345107
nah never order takeaways
im the cooking lad

>>74345115
No.
Good.

>>74344846
You are a clueless cunt. It is a minor error on a test to drive under the speed limit for prolonged periods of time, do it for too long, it's an instant fail, do it 3 times or more, instant fail. the speed limits are there as a guideline, especially where a speed limit is spelled out for you, rather than a national speed limit where safe driving speeds will vary depending on the road.

If you drive at 20mph through a 30 zone on your test. you WILL fail. You are causing an obstruction, you are not observing the speed limit, you are not moving with the flow of traffic, you are directly impacting the traffic around you.

Fuck you. Do you even drive, or are you just repeating things your grandad said, after he passed his driving test in the 50's on a fucking milk float. Amount of times I've had this arguement with old people

>>74345130
>thinking anyone gives a shit about your meme general
>lol cum haha

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>Good.

>>74345188
Like I said I did 5 under each speed limit the entire time and got no minors for speed.

And I drive daily and stick to the speed limit the entire time.

>>74344869
I would have been on the horn, flashing my lights in a flurry of rage until he pulled over and let me passed.

>>74345200
/cum/ is the most powerful general on /int/, free of pakis,lefties and brit gimmicks. You need us here to fix you.

yum, bum

Obama

>>74345214
Leprechaun famine best day of my life

>housemates used all the forks and put them in the dish washer so i have to eat my belated dinner with a novelty extendable fork

ffs

STARSHIPS WERE MEAN'T TO FLY

>>74345163
Lamb curry sounds lovely
Mild curry? I'll be making burgers tonight with fresh mince

>>74345260
/cum/ is the worst general on this board. Literally just a bunch of undifferentiated underaged dopes trying very hard to be as cool as /brit/.

your bum, yum

>>74345299
based tony

>>74345317
one
big
a*s
mistake
(america)

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tore me banjo while doing anal last night lads
wasn't fun

you, a dunce: *political analysis based on historical events, economic data and sociological trends*
me, an intellectual: *harry potter analogy*

>>74345342
yeah yeah mild

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>/cum/ is the worst general on this board. Literally just a bunch of undifferentiated underaged dopes trying very hard to be as cool as /brit/.

>>74345343
Brit isn't cool you lick arse cunt

Take ur virtual tongue out of Britains arse for a minute

>>74345343
FOY

>>74345355
>55

fuck you anon

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can't wait until 2010 lads

>>74345237
5mph you can get away, either side of the speed limit. does not mean it is correct. my driving instructor, and the examiner who tested me both correlated that you should stick to the speed limit where it is safe to do so. So yeah you might not be breaking the law driving 5mph under the speed limit wherever you go for literally no reason at all, but you're just a cunt. A total cunt. One of the countless retards out there that makes driving that extra bit frustrating for everyone else who just wants to drive properly.

Northerners have never seen a Bugatti in their lives

there was literally (literally) a segment of BBC Radio 4 today on the word 'cuckold' in modern american politics

>>74345343
immense post

>paying 12 dollars for take out rice

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dance JF's

dance

*plays a merry tune*

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>>74345319
>the perfidious leaf continues his shitposting, his only contribution, an activity that will last his entire life

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thinking back to when I asked /brit/ what the song that was stuck in my head was and typed out how it sounded and somebody actually knew what it was and gave me the name of it

Watching Dear White People to see what the fuss is about

Also rate my 'zza order

1 large Ranch BBQ
1 Large Pepperoni Passion
1 Large Ham & Tandoori chicken
1 Garlic pizza bread

>>74345407
> makes driving that extra bit frustrating for everyone else who just wants to drive properly.

You mean people who break the law and statistically are more likely to injure and kill others as a result?

I'm ok with that

>>74345408
and you'll never own one

>>74345399
>home ownership 85%

ah yes, optimism

>>74344865
>pro-EU "irish" """"men""""
Would gladly gas them all.

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>I stick to the speed limit

*dances uncontrollably*

>>74345466
Good show
7/10 order
Is that all for you?

jesus christ /cum/ is utterly dire

https://twitter.com/search?q=from%3Aprisonplanet%20triggered&src=typd

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>>74345461
Who would honestly make that picture....

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>>74345484
>mfw it actually declined since 1991

>>74345497
wahey look at him!

>>74345408
Because we don't get Saudi princes flaunting their wealth in our faces like you do in London. I think most northerners are okay with that.

>JFS OUT, PAKIS IN

Ah yes, /brit/

>>74345582
fuck off back to your own general

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>they will cost....uh they will cost...eh uh...ummmm they will cost

>>74345567
>>74345590
>responding

>>74345582
t. chang zhou

>>74345590
this, fuck off Canada

>>74345408
>southerners have never seen the bloke behind the counter in greggs get battered for running out of steak bakes

>>74345399
This would've all come true if non-whites had stayed in their own countries. Prove me wrong.

>>74345571
actually it was a white bloke on the M25

Going to make a mainstream and underground 90's hip hop mix

If I wasn't Irish id wish to be French for sure

it's a "never going to bed because I don't want tomorrow to happen" episode
looks like a long one too

could easily eliminate any one of you so called threats

>>74345661
Try r9k.

>>74345660
Would deck you for this post if you were in my immediate vicinity

Business idea:comedians that make fun of both the left and the right

>>74345466
The lead black girl is hot as fuck. REALLY not helping my black fever

>>74345660
bon post

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>>74345590
>>74345617
>>74345619
>>74345625
Don't mind me

>>74345660
its not all gold here either

thining about getting veneers 2bh
dont get me wrong my teeth are alri but I want my teeth to be noticeably aesthetic

opinions?

Money is no concern btw

>>74345661
what's tomorrow lad

>>74345697
describes my posts in /brit/ 2bh

t. radical centrist

>>74345468
What are you talking about? How is sticking to the speed limit breaking the law? You're the one posing a risk. It's long been accepted that slow drivers cause other road users to take risks. Those people tailgating you, flashing your lights, that's you, that's bacause you're driving like a selfish cunt. You're creating a risk

http://www.roadsafetygb.org.uk/news/1730.html

>>74345697
>comedians that make fun of the left

You mean RACISTS?

need a peng black north london gf

>>74345751
>slow drivers cause other road users to take risks

So it's not your fault, you HAD to break the law because I was preventing you from speeding?

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*wrangles /brit/*

Scotland thinks they're so hot, but you know what? They're not

>>74345742
You're an uggo mate

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the daughter sent me this

the motorway is the only place where it is acceptable to speed

hash smells too loud
double ziplock and its in a metal box but i can still smell it when i pass in my living room

>>74345819
would it kill you to feed your daughter?

>>74345852
and country lanes

>60% of motorists experience increased stress levels and heightened irritability when faced with a vehicle driving slower than the rest of the traffic

>in reaction to slow drivers, 45% of motorists risk overtaking

>143 accidents a year are caused by slow drivers.

>“Slow drivers need to be taken as seriously as motorists caught speeding. Findings confirm they are a constant source of anxiety on UK roads and responsible for a large amount of accidents each year.

>>74345742
>Money is no concern btw
working class hero

>>74345817
I'm a solid 7.5/10

if I get veneers I might go to a solid 9/10 2bh

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What did he mean by this

>>74345854
a certain part of me yes

>>74345852
Hello dealerla

How are you today?

>>74345785
>being this intellectually dishonest

>>74345819
does this have a penis?

>>74345852
>loud

Any lads in London want to meet up for a pint?

>>74345751
>It's long been accepted that slow drivers cause other road users to take risks

this fucking cager logic

"people who drive slow are at fault for me taking unnecessary risks"

>>74345873
>country lanes
wrong. you should be going slow and steady, 90% of people do

>>74345785
I bet you're one of those mouthbreathing retards that stops at a junction to let an ambulance past and end up causing an obstruction

>>74345903
no :D

>>74345886
still not him tbH
think the 17 got him for good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgOxm5qK4Wc

choon here

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>>74345903
I'm in London Ontario

>>74345877
RAAAAAARRRR

HOW DARE YOU FOLLOW THE LAW AND STICK TO THE SPEED LIMIT

MUST! ENTER! ONCOMING! TRAFFIC! TO! OVERTAKE!

That's nonsense, just drive like a normal person, not a road-rage filled nutter

>>74345892
no

>>74345954
he was from Gap

rorke playing this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXrnzOrZmmw

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reminder that you have to ignore girls if you want them to like you

reminder that there are no girls you can talk to, love, and have a healthy relationship with

you must abuse and be a dick to women for them to like you

>>74345785
What if someone is on their way to a hospital? Doesn't matter. You're the one driving selfishly, not going with the flow of traffic. While I might not risk overtaking you, some might, you have to account for other road users. As soon as you drive selfishly and stop holding yourself accountable, you're creating a risk. Like I said you're a cunt. Just hope when you cause an accident one day it's you that ends up a vegetable and not some innocent road user (the one that gets hit head on by the angry person overtaking you)

>>74346037
>While I might not risk overtaking you, some might,

And when they kill someone it will be their fault for trying to overtake on a single carriageway

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DUDE

business idea: inclusive genocide

*Promotes mass immigration of brown people into the UK while scolding racists*

A-am I finally accepted in /brit/ now?

>>74346032
true but don't play hardball, that's retarded.

give her attention when you fancy a shag and no other reason then dont talk to her for a couple of days and when u want a shag do the same again

womyn love it

>>74345989
Why are you such a fucking autist about the rules? On some roads it's fine to go over the speed limit, on others it would be dangerous to maintain the limit at parts

Safe driving is all about judgement but you seem to need a number on a sign to tell you what to do

>>74345997
ohh thats a cool city
bit small but cool
very posh too no wonder the cops did his shit in

>>74345921
>"people who drive slow are at fault for me taking unnecessary risks"

Drop the 'unnecessary' part, because when you're stuck behind some retard driving 35mph on a 60mph road then it's not unnecessary to overtake.

The only unnecessary thing is driving significantly slower than the limit and holding everyone else back.

Absolutely love doing 20 in a 30. Drives all the little sad deanos mad they can't play boy racer.

>>74346032
>you must abuse and be a dick to women for them to like you
i don't want to
guess i'm dying a virgin

>>74346121
>Why are you such a fucking autist about the rules?

I know right, what sort of madman doesn't intentionally break the law

>>74346152
I lost my virginity by being a typical nice guy friendzoner.

there's hope m8.

morning lads

woke up at 4:30am for some reason

>>74346143
my entire city is 20 nlw

>>74346152
defeatist sissy, also it's not that you have to be abusive but you have to be assertive. Betas can't tell the difference.

>>74346141
>driving 35mph on a 60mph road

Nobody's talking about that, I do 59 in a 60mph road and no amount of honking arseholes trying to do 75 is going to make me break the speed limit for them

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>>74346178
>JUST BE YOURSELF

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>>74346178
>tfw never even been friends with a girl

>>74345989
>I don't care what 60% of road users think and do

>I'll just continue to drive incorrectly because I think they should have more patience

>It's their fault for being angry if someone gets killed

You'd make a good feminist.

>>74346220
>it's just the law, everyone else breaks it lmao
>don't you want to be cool anon?

twenty's plenty

>>74346130
Coppers busted down his door a few weeks ago and it made the local news

>>74346206
>but you have to be assertive
i don't want to be and i'm not capable of it

>>74345852
Check out Never Get Busted by Barry Cooper. It tells you how to hide the pot smell (and other stuff eg. where to hide it).

>>74346215
aren't you always going on about how you're tall and handsome but girls won't fuck you because you're an absolutely repellent human being?

>>74346215
hot people deserve more than ugly people

>>74346143
i don't drive yet but will be doing this as soon as i can
will have learner plates too so they won't even realise i'm doing it intentionally lel

>>74346232
The real world isn't a fairy tale. Follow shitty rules or the road at your own peril, they won't protect you.

always drive slower when i have an inpatient runt behind me. so fucking satisfying.

>>74346249
do you have a link to the article?

>>74346252
You are though, it's just a matter of self confidence you haven't built up because you're worried about rejection.

might do a quick wank and then shower

>>74346214
then we're clearly talking about different issues

I'm complaining about stupid old people who can't drive properly so they chug along well below the limit. So is almost everyone else ITT arguing on this side.

You're moving the goalposts so that anyone who doesn't like slow drivers obstructing the road is now automatically trying to break the speed limit

Sold my 21 year old volkswagen to buy a 18 year old volkswagen

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HATE my life

http://forums.gamesalad.com/discussion/92709/how-do-i-remove-watermark-from-gettyimages-image

>these replies
wew

didn't know the internet was so full of fucking moralfags

>>74346343
i've been rejected before and i've no desire to ever experience it again. and i don't want to change myself just so girls like me

>>74346368
nonce

https://twitter.com/Lukewearechange/status/859035432172097538


Wish she'd look at my penis like that

>tfw cyclist
>tfw anger everyone on the road, make queues and always cause problems

screaming. the only ones who speak up are cabbies

I am unironically 190cm tall

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>>74346273
womyn after literally came up to me and said "are you hosting a party at yours"

hence saying: do you want a shag?

this has happened so many times.

i'm just not fussed by slags and staceys i want a beautiful commifu

>>74346356
>You're moving the goalposts

I'm doing no such thing, anyone trying to overtake me is breaking the law because I will invariably be doing the speed limit

>>74346378
You just have to get use to rejection so that it doesn't phase you. You don't have to change completely like your nerdy ass hobbies or whatever, just practice good hygiene and assertive attitude while playing it cool. Takes practice. A big step to avoid a lot of that though is if you have lots of money.

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rolling a zoot

>>74346411
Unless you're also unironically a niece-raper, who cares?

>>74346322
http://www.laprovence.com/actu/en-direct/4365391/hautes-alpes-operation-anti-drogue-menee-par-la-police-a-gap.html

I am hypothetically 190cm tall

>>74346398
Rojava? I hardly know her!

>>74346275
i feel really bad for hot womyn

they think people actually like them to realise in their 40s people just liked their looks and then grow incredibly depressed and bitter

sigh

>>74346460
>A big step to avoid a lot of that though is if you have lots of money
nowhere near, i'm poor
don't really care though, i'm well aware i'll die a virgin and i'm not that bothered

>>74346232
but people do break it, and one of the MAIN factors for people breaking it, is you. people driving slower than the flow of traffic.

it's illegal to rape people too. but if you're a hot girl, you dress provocatively, get blackout drunk at a nightclub, you're heightening the risk. it would be STUPID of you to assume you wont get raped because rape is illegal, therefore there are no rapists. as a logically thinking person, you would take necessery steps to avoid being raped.

you know the risks it will create, and you do it anyway, it's that simple. proper see you next tuesday. probably a self entitled millenial, or a sheed fresh off the boat

>>74346432
>i want a beautiful commifu
hmm

>>74322538

interesting

like it or not british asians and afro-caribbeans are part of the british psyche

>>74346470
haha wtf they got the big teams for him
he's either gonna get time in jail or house arrest, depending on his previous crime file

>>74346551
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>>74346465
I'm not that

>>74346533
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>>74346533
yaaasss (non-leaf thread)

>the 190kg twat thinks women say "are you hosting a party at yours" utterly without context and completely at random when they want to shag a lad
howling

you ain't never had a friend like me

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>tfw jealous of nice guy cunts because they actually have friends/female friends and have actually made some progress

>>74346523
Eh, you can always visit a brothel or get an escort. They won't judge you, they've fucked hundreds of guys even more pathetic. If you want to look at it that way, besides they are literally whores so who cares.

>>74346524
False analogy. People who break the speed limit and overtake dangerously are doing it because they've gotten away with it before.

It has nothing to do with me driving the speed limit, they're a road rager with no self control

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*blocks your road*