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Danz

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anime

>>74341557
party on garth

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slags

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slags

There is a global Jewish conspiracy to destroy the white race.

>>74341437
Let's take an economy with skilled and unskilled workers.

Suppose there is an increase in the supply of unskilled workers, assuming that wages are not sticky, we would expect a fall in the wages of unskilled workers that also leads to an increase in their employment (since they are cheaper to hire)

Lets assume that high skilled workers rely on low skilled workers to do their job (eg admin, or the grunt work of whatever high skilled people do) - since more low skilled people are being hired, we can expect an increase in the demand for high skilled workers.

So at this medium run, we've got low skilled workers earning less but being hired more and high skilled workers earning more.

However - over the longer high skilled workers become relatively more expensive for firms, so they will try to rearrange their production so that they can hire fewer of them and hire more low skilled workers (raising the demand for low skilled workers - setting their wages back to the original equilibrium).

This is principly the reason most empirical studies of migration tend to find no major impact of immigration. Of course there are more reactions than this basic model, but still even with more sophisticated studies the findings tend to be mostly insignificant and of mixed directionality..

CAUSE MAYBE

YOURE GONNA BE THE ONE THAT SAVES ME

AND AFTERALL

any party who WANTS more non-whites may as well be communist

after 2 days of being interested in football (soccer we call it) I have decided that Brazilian players are overrated

wish i was a human

>>74341641
taking the satire a bit far mate gotta make it subtle/believable

Need a femine bf

who voices grommit?
can't remember his bastard name

>>74341634
high class escort-tier

Stay away from mirrors cause I still don't talk to strangers

>>74341668
>tfw robot

>>74341653
retard the people who want non whites are capitalists who want cheap labour

>>74341678
Gromit doesn't speak you tit

so apparently yanks think we add Rs betweenst words that end in vowels and the next word starts with vowels

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helo
pigy

might make some currywurst

The Holocaust was faked by the media Jews to demonise the Aryan race.

What do you think it means to be British?

Aron: Erm, I'm a bit sceptical about being patriotic to be honest with you. I think to be British should be about community, love, spirit, acceptance, forgiveness – all of those things. It should be multicultural and everything should be celebrated. To acknowledge and be acknowledged instead of shunning people.

>>74341719
alri

>>74341726
see
>>74341669

just got my invitation from Soros to the monthly meeting discussing the global Jewish conspiracy to destroy the white race

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BE3GlOp71w8
.

>>74341684
id give my life to cum on her face

>>74341698
what's wrong with automation then? dumb fart, they would go with that if they wanted cheap labor (or labour as you limeys call it)

>>74341648
>raising the demand for low skilled workers - setting their wages back to the original equilibrium).
But the supply is also increasing because of even more immigrants, so while there is more demand for low-skilled work, there is also an increasing supply which maintains suppression of wages. It's also worth considering things like automation and the struggling bottom line of a lot of manpower-intensive companies which means even menial jobs are not opening the doors for everyone/paying a living wage.

>>74341755
Lads after may day Soros didn't send me my good boy points. WTF is this shit?

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>It is a cliche that most cliches are true, but then like most cliches, that cliche is untrue.

Looking at Bristol on streetview and it looks quite nice.

>>74341730
Being British is about empty platitudes and meaningless feel-good buzzwords?

Righto gotcha

*hangs self*

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group photo

>>74341780
Because millions of people becoming unemployed hurts the economy. Here we see a contradiction in capitalism

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>>74341635
very good

Jews did 9/11 to get the US to take out their enemies.

Kissing is better than sex

Anyone agree?

>>74341730
>>74341818
so what does it mean to be British then

What's that thing deaf people use to read again?

>>74341811
Greater London

>>74341833
idiot
*beats you with steel pipe and kicks you in the groin*
*spits on you*

>>74341871
nothing really it's just where you happened to be born
i have more in common with a french, danish, japanese or nigerian radical centrist than i do with some retarded rorke or rasheed

>>74341889
Guide dog that they taught English

>>74341891
>millions of people out of a job because of automation
>doesn't hurt the economy
Did you get hit on the head when you were a kid?

>>74341889
Their eyes

>>74341871
Being white

Leftist economics is all about criticising an imperfect but overall fairly progressive and prosperous system, while their alternative amounts to a system that has failed every time it's been tried, ending only in misery and suffering

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/may/02/transgender-woman-said-she-would-leave-male-prison-in-a-box

would you fug?

Not physically attracted to the gf anymore lads

>>74341944
don't think many people who are considered "leftists" by stupid neonazis are actually advocates of communism

>>74341953
i'll have her then

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Do you hear the people sing,
Singing a song of angry men?

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>>74341944
>implying

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>>74341830
better

>>74341945
Um no?

It's a man.

From what I can gather there was a marxist idea based on creating a class war between the working, middle and upper class by creating tensions and turning people against each other. Cultural marxism is the same principle but for cultural identity politics turning men against women, gays against straights, blacks against whites etc. and this would all end is equality eventually.

>>74341871
this

https://youtube.com/watch?v=iCEBFfpOIng

>>74341944
>>74341976
erratum: did NOT see the word Economics just thought this was a general tirade against lefties

kruger, Sen, chang, pilkington n that are modern economists who are kinda lefty

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>Six on trial over topless photos of Duchess of Cambridge

I EXPECT THE FUCKING DEATH PENALTY

>>74341932
It's why large-scale automation will probably be the end of capitalism as we know it. It won't lead to any currently accepted model either most likely

>>74342025
Cultural Marxism is a stupid conspiracy theory with no basis in reality.

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No wonder she always wears so much makeup

butters

>>74341789
>But the supply is also increasing because of even more immigrants

and so will the demand if they are truly complementary to high skilled workers - for a practical example they represent new consumer demand in the economy which drives labour demand. And so what I've described can still happen - its actually generally the finding that new migrants compete with older migrants, whilst UK-born workers are generally unaffected. The idea is that natives have some innate comparative advantages in communicative skills that migrants don't have, which allows them to climb up the job ladder away from shovelling and digging to working in call centres or as PAs.

>automation
immigration makes this less attrative in the short run as it pulls down wages. automation's technology in itself, makes labour relatively less attractive over time i agree.

>menial jobs are not opening the doors
at the moment the UK has virtually no unemployment (besides natural unemployment)

>>74342025
so people who hate muslims are advocates or at least unwilling victims of cultural marxism

Once threw an apple right through someone's window then denied all knowledge of the incident when asked

>>74341988
business idea: remove the us and replace it with the uk nz and aus

except alaska, that part can stay and become part of canada

>>74341981
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjUWmRPpJyY

Spain has better beer than us lads

Madness

Could've saved Cara from becoming a coalburning nonce if I'd been her first shag honestly.

>>74341945
>mentally ill junky criminal
even an autist NEET like me has standards

>>74342025
The Frankfurt school talked about how capitalism destroyed culture hence cultural marxim
>communists
>beliveing in any class other than the working class and the capitalist class

What's the best mobile app for 4chan?

1 reply

>>74342055
fucking fineliner eyebrows

will be mad when loads of service jobs get technologically outsourced to lower-cost countries
think call centres but for IT, law, counselling, medical services

the ramifications are huge

>>74341983
Yes, a .PNG meme is a solid argument mate

>good communism has never worked because everyone's just out to get us!

if it's too weak to survive in small pockets how the hell do you expect it to survive in any country in the long run?

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After the failure of Brexit and Trump I've abandoned my right wing tendencies and now identify as a slightly left leaning centrist

>>74342025
Cultural Marxism isn't a political movement. It's a retarded term used to describe the Frankfurt School which tried to create a new academic framework for social sciences such as anthropology. It's not a political thing.

Academic Marxism and political Marxism actually have very little to do with each other, a major proponent of neo-Marxist theory in Archaeology is actually a Tory peer

>>74341634
sarah snyder is definitely my favourite instagram sket

>>74342165
cuck

>>74342156
probably won't happen.

there are advantages of keeping services near to each other.

>>74342160
>in small pockets
Clear you didn't look at it all fuck off

>>74342166
cuck off

>>74342156
>tfw Northern Ireland will reap the benefits of this
IRA wins again

>>74342217
no one can understand what you religious nutjobs are saying mate, you're useless and so is your shithole israel palestine tier non-autonomous region

Feel really tired tbqh.

>>74342165
Mboko

>>74342025
>Cultural marxism
has nothing to do with Marx, please stop conflating them

>>74342214
your meme is still shit, your economic theory is still shit, and you should feel shit

The great war of ideas is conservatism against liberalism, socialism only drags society down and belongs in the bin

>>74342059
>at the moment the UK has virtually no unemployment
I phrased it badly. People are employed in menial jobs but get either gash money or fuck all hours. I work for a '''living age employer''' but £8.50 an hour isn't really a living wage if you're only getting 20 hours of work a week.

>>74342165
Read wage labour and capital as well as value, price and profit xx

Are pakis (gay) usually well hung?

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>>74342257
excellent post

>>74342257
>non-autonomous
tell that to the gays and the women that want to murder children

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>>74342165

>>74342165
ok m8

Nearly finished this absolutely KIno series

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yvfr3Xw4cLI

Mental that this is a 50 year anniversary of the war.

>>74342318
that's a mighty fine flag you've got there matey

@74342285
Not an argument

Kissing on mdma has to one one of the best things a person can experience

>>74342291
>£8.50 an hour
>does 20 hours a week
SCREECHING

>>74342215
I'm a UKIP voter mate, not my fault you don't actually know the difference between academic theory and political theory

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>>74341983
*counter-arguments*

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>expressing non politically correct opinions online?
>you're knicked sunshine

>>74342360
prefer watersports on mephedrone

>>74342345
Baffling that you read a post that was praising the DUP's actions and policies and thought "I know what will annoy this fella: pro-union sentiment!"

>>74342366
>socialism doesn't work
>post an example of countries where it did
>N-not an argument.

>>74342363
Only to tide me over after I graduated mate, getting a real job later this year.
>>74342360
Agreed. Honestly just talking to a pretty girl when you're both pinging is great

>>74342055
Literally all girls are uggos

My gf goes from an 8/10 with makeup to a literal 3/10 without

>>74342401
prefer depression on alcohol myself

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The sigil didn't work, lads. I don't know why. It was a very small desire. And yes, I did remember to activate it with intense emotion (by cumming on it as was recommended on the internet). The orgasm was quite intense as well. I realise that it sounds like I'm trolling to those who don't dwell in magick (I'm not an idiot; I used to be in your position), but I can assure you all that I am 100% serious.
I used this video as a reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOUglLOR1cg

Pic related isn't the sigil I made, it's just a random image from Google.

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>the championship has the 13th highest revenue of ANY sporting league in the entire world

wew

>>74342165
>that font rendering
where the fuck do you get off in trying to assault my eyes like this?

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ah yes, autistics are here to argue about socialism again
extremely good

>>74342401
>being able to piss on drone

Dreamt about my dad meekly trying to rape me in his underwear as he kept crying about my mum

What does this mean?

>>74342388
Punished Tim Farron on the right

>>74341944
what exactly is Leftist economics

>>74342428
Mad how much money the yank sports make, though it makes sense given than only 11 minutes of an NFL game are actually the NFL game.

>>74342428

Where's SPL

someone explain to me how one single man can be as based as Nick Clegg is
it's literally beyond belief

>>74342450
There are literally two of them and Lisicki.
That's it.

>>74342490
Read Marx and Empirical marxist books x

>>74342500
43rd

>>74342466
you need to replace your mum

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>>74342503
i wish they would fuck off and die

Stumbled upon some old conversations between me and the qt from uni and they are full of incredibly cringeworthy attempts at flirting from both of us. Doing an embarrassment sweat just from reading them.

>>74342539

Hmmm should be much higher than that

>It is “inevitable” that Donald Trump will try to stage a coup and overthrow American democracy, a prominent US historian has claimed.

>Professor Timothy Snyder, a leading academic at Yale University, said the US President was already displaying “fascistic” tendencies and could be tempted by a new political system that does not rely on elections.

>Asked whether he thought Mr Trump would seek to replicate Adolf Hitler’s move to take full control of government by declaring a state of emergency, Professor Snyder told the Salon website: “I think it’s pretty much inevitable that they will try. The reason? I think that is that the conventional ways of being popular are not working out for them.

the world will be absolutely mad in about 50 years when china has first world level gdp per capita

I'm either going mental or something weird is happening to reality
I barely know where the fuck I am even though I'm in my room
I feel like I'm stuck inside my mind, I can feel it pulling me further in
I can't even look in mirrors without being scared

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Need a bf

>>74342606
it's lower than league 1 and the german 3rd division LOL, absolute tinpot league

>>74342608
Think that theory has been blown out of the water now that Bannon's falling out of the picture and Trump is becoming more like a normal Republican neoconservative

>>74342619
They'll have shit wealth equality though, even if they have high GDP, it has to be spread around 1 billion people

>>74342608
Good. A single glance at California tells you that democracy has failed.

>>74342608
>Timothy Snyder
cunt

Going to try astral projection.

>>74342697
if it's not spread evenly it would still mean probably hundreds of millions of chinks that are rich

>I will be bloody difficult to juncker

In other words, she has no plan


well done brexit shitlords. you fucked us all.

>>74342638
bit gay (but cute)

>>74342088
utterly, utterly cringe
hate this runts voice

>>74342723
Don't blame me I was going to vote for Mummy Leadsom not Mummy May

>>74342619
we can dream

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Brexit?

More like Train-wrexit lol XD

absolutely fucking sick of the birdcucks chirping outside

>>74342723
*junckers you*

Absolutely baffles me that some people can dislike David Beckham

>>74342766
howling

>>74342777
*chirps really loudly in your ear*

united kingdom? more like disunited queendom

britain? more like SHITain

>>74342804
there's literally nothing to like about him

>>74342777
ROSE?!!!

>>74342088
Le epic you can't stump le trump XD you cuck cuck cuck SJEW XDDDD

>>74342804
He's very stuck up his own arse

Had a temper tantrum when he wasn't knighted

>>74342723
>Mfw daily mail and express readers will lap this up

does. my. head. in

no girlfriend?

more like i know that feel

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No matter how much money you put in it the English leagues will never have the passion the Scottish league does

So I've got these neighbours
as you might be able to see they're pigeons..
and they're incredibly annoying >.<.
They get up at five am, six am and they just chirp.
Chirp chirpchirpchirpchirpchirpchiiiiiirp.
That's when I go to bed.
Bird? Fuck you!
And they get in fights.
Total dick neighbours.

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(((BETH)))

>>74342842
You've never said shit in pivate that would sound embarrassing out of context and released to the public?

>>74342894
Excuse you. She's a good Catholic lass. She's not a kike.

>>74342894
would ruin her bumhole

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TV3cb2JXOo

Hey everyone

>>74342879
rangers ruined the last 2 games though by not putting heart and soul in

>>74342894
>Likes: Shekels

>>74342879
>muh pashun
If that's your criterion then Munster Rugby shits all over the S'''P''''Lel

>>74342894
for fucks sakes lad
stop giving me feels

>Judges and congress block almost all of Trump's plans
>Do absolutely nothing when he wants to bomb countries

hmmmmmmmmmmm thinking very muchly

>>74342879
football is a distraction for the working class from how depressing working class people's lives are.

>>74342879
*chants about the IRA*
ahhh yes, passion haha

>>74342898
Of course. But that'd still make me unlikeable

wish normies weren't so nice to me

it makes it seem like I'M the reason i have no social life

>>74342894
qt

>>74342969
point to the policy extract that give them authority to do that

>>74342969
>trump has authority to launch missiles at syria
>trump doesn't have authority to unilaterally repeal obamacare/impose a muslim ban/build wall/etc

wow who'd have thought

Imagine if the world wars didn't happen.

glasgow should be nuked

>>74342879
So Hurling is the greatest sport on the planet then?

>>74342931
alri shitdick

>>74342969
Bombing countries is a surefire way to make turn american public opinion in your favour

beth's kodaline cover is angelic ngl

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>>74342969
..........................................................woah...

>there are no such things as male or female brains
>a transsexual is a female's mind born in a man's body
really makes you think

>>74343011
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_Powers_Clause

Basically the President can only use the military once he has approval from congress, at least that is what their constitution says. In reality they have a Caesar thing going on where the President does what he likes.

>>74343025
>he said this like it's absolutely understandable that a president can bomb other countries at will but can't implement domestic policies

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wow....

http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/health/799323/heart-failure-death-unemployment-work

>>74343025
he has the power to act aggressively to a sovereign country but not to take control of his own
this genuinely should surprise you yet you're acting like its normal?
Don't like you, danelad. You're a mong.

>>74342879
Scottish fans are wank
Championship and league 1 are both better than the spl with bigger fanbases

>>74343080
post boypussy

>>74343076
of course it is

mummy may can't change laws at will either

>>74343078
sad that this newspaper has influence over the lives and perception of a portion of our population.

>>74343080
>not black

no thx

>>74343080
Look at that Japs eye

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Ban assault fingers

>>74343080
the so called willy

>>74343078
thank god

>>74343080
why is you penis so...
silly?

>>74343080
*china*

>>74343078
NEETS BTFO

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https://www.gov.uk/christmas-bonus/overview

>Mam, the Lambrini is on me this year! Me bonus has come in!

>>74343080
does the foreskin pull back?

>>74343099
this doesn't surprise you if you have the slightest clue about government or the powers of the US president you corbynite moron

>>74343119
May isn't a president, you dunce.

>>74343072
that's to declare war though. After bush, counterterrorism interventions were routine and no longer instigating a war effort even if it was on the same scale as a war.

could honestly smash the living fuck outta any run in the establishment

>>74343167
I prefer the poundland one

>>74343080
Japs eye actually looks like a mouth

>>74343194
The President has been doing this for decades, it started before the war on terror.

>>74343179
but she is head of government just like trump is head of government in the US

>getting paid millions for reading out sentences
wew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3S8N2s3L4mQ

>>74343080
Is that flaccid phimo? That's intense as fuck. Mine only gets a bit tight when I'm engorged but my willy is big and it can retract with a smidge of work

>>74343202
Hello, I am a member of the establishment.

doing a play of kerbal space programme

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I want to be a maid in a cute uniform desu senpai

How can people argue there are more than 2 genders? If you have a penis, you're a man. If you have a vagina, you're a woman.

If you want to "identify" as something else, then fine, but that doesn't make you biologically what you want. You're just deciding to identify as something

thinking very bigly at these posts

can't tell if /x/ is a giant ruse or just a congregation of schizos

>>74343227
Trump is both head of state and head of government as the US has a combined executive. In the UK the Queen is head of state and May is head of government.

>>74343260
Be my maid with benefits :3

>>74343227
>The US president is the same as the UK Prime Minister
Doing an embarrassment for this lad

>84 hour work week

Love work me. WRONG, LOVE MONEY ME

>>74343270
that' s sex not gender

>>74343316
Gender is defined by your sex.

>>74343316
hey cutie :3

>>74343225
cause he's commander in chief of the military

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http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/68201068/#68202315

SCREAMING

>>74343303
you're just being obtuse and pedantic now

shan't continue this any further

>>74343171
why do you even post here you stupid cunt
why don't you fuck off somewhere you're not UNIVERSALLY hated?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKbXYkus7-8

>>74343157
howling

>>74343316
typical bender

>>74343332
False. That has never been the definition of gender.

>>74343341
Yeah, but he should still need to go to congress which is what the US law requires.

>>74343346
Lel. That's my post

>>74343316
bender

>>74343167
>tfw nearly gone through my savings and might have to sign on again soon

>>74343366
No he shouldn't. Any military action does not constitute a declaration of war.

fuck off devon you autistic gimplord

>All the cunts moved to Audi

Why lads?

Oh well I just bought a BMW. Good timing.

>>74343249
how big is your willy
describe what it's like having one

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>>74343346
>replying to a 6 month old post

>>74343346
if they ever stop my bennies I'll just get a job
I could get one any time I want, I just don't need to

>>74343364
t. wrong

>>74343349
Good lad. At least you learned to shut you fucking mouth when you don't know what you're talking about.

>>74343404
Yes it does.

t. law pro

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*runs into Lidl at full pace*
>Mam, put down those own brand turkey twizzlers! Me bonus has come in - it's Bernard Matthews for us this year!
>Oooh luv, it's a Christmas miracle it is!
*whole store breaks into cheers and applause*

>>74343423
7.8x6.3

I don't know how to describe it. I didn't realise my flaccid willy was as big as most lads' erect willies until like last year. Actually felt like my willy was small for years but apparently not.

>driving down the highstreet at 5mph
>windows down
>blasting this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHHtcMbzN0w

nothing better lads

things I want to do:
>go to university
>get a PhD
>enlist with the military/navy
>work as a teacher or professor
>work in the film industry
>write books
>start a commercial business
>go into politics

how do I achieve all this lads?

feel like absolute shit just want her back

>>74343346
great find, love this gimmick

The most cancerous threat on whole 4chan.

>>74343517
CAN'T KEEP MY DICK IN MY PANTS

>>74343541
fuck off underage runt

want to go to the gym but there are students outside drinking in the street reeeeeeee

>>74343517
ooooh it's not very good is it?
just not very good hey

things I want to do:
>sign on for a whole year
>get me crimbo bonus

how do I achieve all this lads?

>>74343570
I'm 19 :)

Fucking HATE slow drivers.

Fucking CUNTS, man!

>finish work
>just want to get home and chill out
>some cunt in front doing 10mph below the speed limit
>can't overtake

things I want to do
>

>>74343515
Ah, it's you again

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The so-called gfs

>>74343517
woah.... FUCK trump

>>74343605
They were probably doing the speed limit and you just speed everywhere

Maybe take some refresher lessons and try to deal with your rage before an innocent roadgoer or pedestrian pays the price

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weedman saved me a nice bit of bud. what a nice fella.

NORMIES

>>74343517
james blake?

>>74343541
>>work as a teacher or professor
I'm training to be a primary school teacher from September so if you wanted to know anything about the application process I could give you a quick rundown. I only know a bit about secondary though.

things I want to do:
kiss a girl
get a low paying but comfy job

>>74343638
Who?

>>74343639
actually crying
what state must your life be in to reach this point

>>74343541
why are the petit bourgeoise so aspirational

>car in front maintaining 30mph
>enter average speed camera zone
>drop to under 25mph
REEEEEE THESE MONGS SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED ON THE ROADS

>driving down the highstreet at 5mph
>windows down
>blasting this

https://youtu.be/WY90PIaxQb8?t=3m7s

nothing better lads

>>74343743
there are better things to worry about, autist.

>>74343639
*pretends I'm not a virgin*
cor these proper look like fannies don't they lads

>>74343713
Tesco nightshift in a Tesco that isn't 24 hour. Comfy as fuck.

>>74343726
reckon youre not really crying

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haha

>>74343730
When I was a child I wanted to be PM and now I am. You just need to put your mind to it and take the chances you are blessed with.

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got a miniscule willy

just found out im gay lads

>>74343657
They were doing 30 in a 40.

Plus, only fannies drive at the speed limit 100% of the time. If you're a decent driver there is no harm in going a bit faster in certain places.

going to greggs for the first time in my life tomorrow. what should i get?

>>74343775
>gif
fuck off

>>74343798
Called a racist

>>74343779
M-mummy?

love pulling my willy

>>74343798
A large soda.

>>74343798
sausage roll, mexican chicken sandwich and a greggsnut

in lads' bums

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>get a letter from the dwp
>must be confirmation of my £10 christmas bonus
>actually a letter confirming they're stopping my bennies

Fucking Hell, lads. I think the Day of the Rope is nigh for me.

love rimming myself

>>74343798
meal deal

mexican chicken + bottle of irn bru + devon doughnut

>>74343798
The tuna bloomer. Most flavourful thing they have there, and treat your self to a pink bun, they are so tasty and kawaii

>>74343851
>greggsnut
Revolting

>>74343743
It's a speed LIMIT, not a speed TARGET

>>74343873
good taste

>>74343867
kys

>>74343517
hate normies

love bumming lads

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>>74343779
>and now I am

>>74343873
winner so far desu

>>74343765
Sausage and bean cheese melt
Yum yum

>>74343867
>Christmas bonus in May

benders are mentally ill

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>pottering along in my fiesta
>see some wagecuck screech out of the slough InsureandGo call centre car park in his Astra behind me
>slow down to 10mph below the speed limit
>mfw can see him crying in his car and honking at me

somewhere to be wagie? home? ooh I'm heading the same direction

love sniffing bike seats

If I were in charge I would ban all nigger music, alcohol, and porn

HAHAHA look at MEEEE I'm going to GREGGS and I am VERY BRITISH someone call me a RACIST ahahahah go down SHOP u want CORNETTO? LOOK! I ME Am British!

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>>74343961
devilish
do this on my bike

Train simulator is the real deal desu. Truck simulator is for fucking casuals

>>74343967
Yeah, leather is a nice smell

>>74343873
deano alert

>>74343961
>living in slough
grim life

sniff high heels if girls in work leave them at their desk

Current PM: May
Current month of the year: May

Coincidence?

love piling crisp crumbs in my car

>>74344008
always knew you lot were still British, welcome back

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*cleans your room*
*damn i;m cute*
*takes selfie*

>>74344008
*Clouts you and glares at you as you cower in submission*