Slovenes vs. Slovaks

>>74340221
ur mum

>>74340221
ur mum

ur mum

yua mamu

my mum

>>74340221

ur mum

>>74340221
ur mum

>>74340221
Russia is better, stop stealing our flag.

>>74340458


Do you love Barbara?

>>74340221
ur mum

(also sLOVEnia, i've seen what slovakia looks like in eurotrip)

>>74342047
Meh, I don't get the popularity behind her, really. Random chick.

>>74340221
slovenes

>>74342091

Qt redpilled feminine gf

>>74340221
Ta mère.

>>74340221
i dunno. your mom?

>>74342167
>feminine
she looks like a guy in drag, mate
>redpilled
her hair is dyed tho

>>74340221

ma-ta

>>74340221
Slovenci

ma-ta-te

>>74340221
what is she holding in her right hand?
is it a pea?

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>>74342429
Pepe's right bollock

Been to both. Haven't spent enough time to day which one is best but can confirm voth are awesome and in my top 5 European countries

twoja mama

>>74343226
tvoja*

Really enjoyed friendliness and hospitality in Slovenia as for slovakia can't tell for obvious reasons but you have bad/good weird/normal people everywhere

sadly for us Slovenia is better

>>74342727
what did you like the most about our countries?

Wich one IS shaped like a chicken?
Does neither one have sea?

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>>74343476
That would be us. We have sea, alright. It's Slovakia tha tis landlocked.

>>74340221
Slovakia. More pornstars.

>>74343665
Slovenia then

>>74343674
Who is your favourite?

>>74343786
one day you'll have sea too Bolivia, one day

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venes

>>74343312
*твoя

>>74343829
your mom

>>74344394
I am not Greek.

>>74344394
Kaj se dogaja?

>>74343226
>>74343312
>>74344394
*tua

>>74344523
t. en zamorc

>>74344479
oh hey it's you again
how were those pumpkins yesterday?

>>74344549
Sou grego.

>>74343829
Lucia Denville is okay

>>74345253
Czechs do some nice pornstars too

>>74345331
>do pornstars
they sure do

Imhu, Slovakia.

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>>74345350

>>74344596
Not bad thanks.
Those were zucchini (courgettes) though, no pumpkins.

>>74345871
it's so easy to mistake buče (pumpkins) for bučke (zucchini) in Slovene. It's just an in-built vocab malfunction.

>>74346059
In french it's "courge" (pumpkin) and "courgette" (zucchini), literally "little courge".
For the pumpkin, the true pumpkin's name is "potiron" (courge being the name for the whole cucurbitacae family)

>>74346059
Btw I remembered zapping TV in Slovenia and I stumbled upon a programme called "Bučke" (voiced by Klemen Slakonja) that I found pretty poor.
We have such a programme called "Les guingols de l'info" (with real puppets and not 3d models) that used to be fun back in the days, but the humor is stretched pretty think right now.

http://www.dailymotion com/video/x51hf5z_exclu-mondiale-1ere-visite-officielle-du-president-donald-trump-en-france-canal_tv

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>>74347316
It's meh-tier, I agree.

>>74346899
Hello France

>>74340221
didn t know that Slovenia is a country I thought it was just a border between cro and Austria

>>74349151
Howdy Great-Britain, how do you do?

>Select all pictures showing a mountain
>A bloody courgette in the list
>They are listening...

>>74349242
Just tell that to the DARS when they catch you ass

>>74349242
>Butthurt Croat in a thread related to Slovenia
Like a clockwork.

for me, it's Slovakia

>>74349465
Slovenia is comfy but never been to Slovakia.
I can only recite Bratislava, Košice and Banska Bystrica but I could not recognize a single town by their photo.

Slovakia is too far for me to visit, I guess. I always wanted to visit Prague but after the terror attacks in France I'm always a little worried about crowded places. I was in München last year and I got stressed out.

>>74350381
Czech Republic is as safe as it gets, my dude.

>>74350463
Yeah I know that it's a safe country, but it's a "big town" feeling I have now. People already living in big cities mustn't experience this, but people living in villages such as me are worrying too much nowadays.
Plus we are surrounded with muslims with scarfs and "ethnic" clothing, combine that with the presidential election and you'll get angry french, worried french, stressed-out french.

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>>74350381
>>74350832
>muslims with scarfs and "ethnic" clothing

nothing like this on the east side of things

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>>74350832
>muslims
>in eastern europe

>>74340221
Slovenia by every measure. Really want to go to Hungary, Slovenia, and Croatia sometime.

>>74343353
>>74343402
>>74343466
Oi lads, what would you advise a tourist to see on his first time to slovakia? I know you have a lot of hiking trails, but I was wondering more about your cultural and historical landmarks. Also, any special countryside sightseeing you could recommend?

>>74343665
cant unsee