Ready for summer? Croatia is very excited,lots of money from

>>74339248
Dokumente, prosim?

Yes, lots of money from British and Dutch tourists.

BTW,Mahmoud if you read this,please,no truck of peace,I don't want my season fucked up.

I know a lot of people who go there on vacations, is it really that nice or just cheap?

>>74341876
It's both.

>>74339248
>lots of money from Deutsche tourists.
Croatia is known as a budget destination t_b_h_w_y

>>74341876
>>74341968
Can confirm

>>74341876
My father is going there since the 70s he says croatia has the best beaches in europe.

>>74342210
Bitches, too.

Your papa and I have sure spread some of our Germanic genes across the coast.

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>>74342210
>best beaches in europe.

Croatian """beaches"""

>>74342327
Croatia with all its islands has more coastline than sweden nice cherry picking dude

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Back the fuck off, real nigga vacation spot coming right up

>>74342449
better than having 47km of coastline

>>74342399
Bullshit! We have islands too.

>>74342327
looks like france tb h

>>74342513
Better than being landlocked.

>>74342587
>Germany
>landlocked

>>74342532
our coastline is 5,835.3 km
while swedish is 3,218 km

>>74342610
>Based Bavaria
I was talking about Bavaria.

>>74342679
Whaaaaaaaa

We have 26,384 km of coastline, it's in the World Resources Institute. 3,000 is just from some weird book that got pretty much everything else wrong too.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_length_of_coastline

>>74342997
how can someone fuck up so bad

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>dollar is low
>summer is here
>fat americans will clog downtown

>>74339248
>>74342327
Why did Europeans ban sunlight?

>>74343065
It's in that link, "the coastline paradox". It's basically the length of sailing past vs how much of it is actually coastline. Sweden has a lot of, what do they call it, inland sea

>>74343126
Too deadly

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>>74342743
>Chiemsee has a longer shore length than the Slovenia has coastline

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>>74343095
>Canadian "summers"

>>74339248
abbu

>>74343095
Trump's crashing their tourist industry with no survivors, hopefully trips there will be cheaper.

>>74342327

bad place to dig trenches?

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you probably don't know that when we say it's 30, it's your 86

>>74342327
reverse image says its gran canaria

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>>74343379
>sweden

>>74342560
in the north west and north yes
in the south you can find beaches like in the Caribeans

>>74342743
>Bavaria is a country
what did he mean by this

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>summer
>drunk swedes
>nudist germans
>lost americans
>uncivilized chinese

>>74345575
>be american
>get lost

I'll go to Croatia this summer. I'm planning to get an escort. Can you tell me how much an escort costs?

>>74341876
>>74341968
It's nice but it's not always cheap - food/drink in Dubrovnik is the same price as London. Split is mid-range, and the other cities are fairly cheap.

>>74348998
Plus, Croatins are known to raise the price for tourists form certain countries.

>>74339248
https://www.publico.pt/2017/05/01/sociedade/noticia/tres-mortos-em-praias-da-nazare-e-caparica-1770626

They already started drowning. Please learn beach safety loyal customers.