/asean/ - CLMV edition

Another one by Frenchie?

>>74339106
I am. I plan to make a new thread around Wednesday or Thursday maybe, I just made it out of boredom.

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This thread is under the command of the 3rd French empire.
Bow down to our magnificent frog soldiers or die

>>74339173
if every froggie look like that, sure.
if not, we'll arm our rice farmers with aks' lah

>>74339137
At this point, I don't care who make the thread. It'll be irrelevant as always.

>>74339173
Suck my dick you whore

>>74333468
Thanks EU!

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>>74339173
Arise, children of the Fatherland,
The day of glory has arrived!
Against us tyranny's
Bloody banner is raised, (repeat)
Do you hear, in the countryside,
The roar of those ferocious soldiers?
They're coming right into your arms
To cut the throats of your sons, your women!

To arms, citizens,
Form your battalions,
Let's march, let's march!
Let an impure blood
Soak our fields!

What does this horde of slaves,
Of traitors and conspiratorial kings want?
For whom are these vile chains,
These long-prepared irons? (repeat)
Frenchmen, for us, ah! What outrage
What fury it must arouse!
It is us they dare plan
To return to the old slavery!

https://youtu.be/4K1q9Ntcr5g

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>nyaa.se is down

goodnight /asean/
hope none of us dies tomorrow

>>74340030
I used to recite La Marseillaise sometimes when I was at elementary school.

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HEIL KUNG FÜHRER!

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>>74341857
Germany, Germany above everything,
Above everything else in the world,
when, for protection and defense,
it always stands brotherly together.
From the Meuse to the Memel,
From the Adige to the Belt,
|: Germany, Germany above everything,
Above everything else in the world! :|

German women, German loyalty,
German wine and German song
Shall retain in the world
Their old beautiful chime
And inspire us to noble deeds
During all of our life.
|: German women, German loyalty,
German wine and German song! :|

Unity and justice and freedom
For the German fatherland!
Towards these let us all strive
Brotherly with heart and hand!
Unity and justice and freedom
Are the foundation of happiness;
|: Flourish in the radiance of this happiness,
Flourish, German fatherland! :|

>>74341857
>>74341688
French girl, who was forced to learn German and had lost her parents during the war sings Deutschlandlied, in a room full of Germans and Americans casually drinking after the war.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmheo9bePH8

El MatoiANO

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>go to kaskus
>some ahoker shits stil butthurt on there
>they are posting shitty epik meme to express their butthurt
>show em who the real mememaster
>post glorious 4chug epik meme style about thier chink candidates being loser
>other watcher of thread laughing and enjoying more my own memes
>so glorious even the OP can't even reply anything new to his own fuckin thread
>their SJW mod can't even accept the losses in the thread, so closed the thread
>mfw

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LOTS OF WHITEBOIPUSSIES HERE, GET OUT

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Time to quit this wageslave life soon. Putangina nman tlga.

>>74346396
el cebuANO

>>74339047
Laos is communist you retard.

They kicked out thier king a while ago

All those people on /a/ reacting to Nyaa dying... Isn't that overreacting? Aren't they aware that alternatives exist, even if said alternatives may be inferior or even not acceptable for them (like streaming)?

>>74343660
>kakus
You need to go back there, nigger.
>>>/k/akus

>>74354529
>communism in ASEAN
Are you kidding?

>>74356756
>Vietnam
>Laos
>previously Cambodia

>>74354529
That pic isn't the real representation of current geopolitical situation surrounding the SEA region. Instead, a mere semi-plausible preferred scenario by an autist.

>>74356756
A F U C K I N G L E A F

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>nyaa.se is still down

>>74341489
>>74358951
>down
It's dead, Jim.

>>74358980
Yeah this news to me but I went searching and found an anon on /v/ used a bot to scrape nyaa and sukebei. He got a database both of them too. Will write a code open the files soon.

>>74343660
>browsing kakus
you have to go back

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I want central Asian qt as my waifu NOW!

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>>74360445
Never, they're all mine

>>74343660
>muh superior meme frontier
cringed

>>74342361
Die Fahne hoch, die Reihen fest geschlossen
SA marschiert, in ruhig fest im schritt
Kameraden die Rotfront und Reaktion erschossen
Marschiert im Geist, mit ruhig einem mit

I probably fucked up some words, but I just started learning German a few months ago

It's time for you to work, wagies!

>>74360445
Wait, she looks like Bailey Jay.

What are you doing?!
You're gonna be late for slaving!
Get going now!

>>74361072
Hey! That's my line!

>>74343660
Link pls, i have a bad day today, need some laugh.

>>74361491
I always had a bad day everyday ever since March started

>>74361491
>a proxy retard is asking for kakus link
really activated my almonds

>>74361491
its doesnt exists, probably some indog autism acting out

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So what's your excuse?

>>74339047
We love each other in asean
A gang of insignificant cunt

>>74361991
Free WiFi = slow WiFi

I just want speed

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Friendly reminder that your cunt will never ever have a rocker as a president.

>>74362191
I got into metal when I was a teen because I saw an Iron Maiden poster on the Indon show Kiamat Sudah Dekat.

>>74362191
Rock genre became shit after 2011

Bisaya dominates the bar exam! Truly a different time. Thanks, Tatay Digong!

My home internet is rangebanned but not on mobile

>>74362388
>bar exam

>>74362388

You mean back then bisayans can't pass that wtf?

Here comes the butthurt pagpagalogs kek

Here comes the butthurt pagpagbisayans kek

I thought we are suppose to be anti lawyers here

>>74362508
Seriously tho
It took dutdut for them to pass that shit?

>>74362508
>>74362562
>tagalog reading comprehension

>>74362612
>different time
Pagpagbisayan banter
No wonder he needs a Korean trip

>>74362069
Different guy. Top confirmed this on /v/ IIRC

>>74362690
Yeah, that guy is based, timestamped himself just to prove that it's different guy. Also, his face is plastered all over the internet as typical neet archetype and he just don't give a fuck.

Eating my bento now. Next will go for solat and back for wageslave

>>74362690
>>74362747
kek it's originally a reddit meme why would he browse here

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>>74363943
Because he's a virgin?

>>74364070
That doesnt prive anything tho

>>74364070
9gag and 4chan goes hand and hand plus add facebook

>go out with my umbrella because it says it will rain
>doesn't rain the entire time

>go out without my umbrella
>rains instantly once I'm too far away to go back for it

Is /asean/ being colonized by French again or what?

>>74364759
yes, now prepare your boipuccis

>>74364759
They never left.

>>74364070
he did AMA on reddit kek and its originally a reddit meme

>>74364771
O-okay.
Just prepare your strap on.

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>>74364759

>>74364070
Why do we get so many 9fgas here

>>74365074
Too bad there's no definitive history here in the Philippines since there's way too few concrete documents about pre-colonial and Spanish Empire era Philippines.

Who are your top ten figures in history/current?
>Otto von Bismarck
>Niccolò Machiavelli
>Angela Merkel
>Henry Kissinger
>Frederick the Great
>Thomas Hobbes
>Prince Klemens Wenzel von Metternich
>Cardinal Richelieu
>Camillo Benso of Cavour
>Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Périgord

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>>74365342
Rizal tops them all since he stole all the credits, he isnt even popular during spanish era

>>74365342
>Angela Merkel
why

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>>74339047

>Parlimentary monarchies with ceremonial monarchies

>>74365374
>not popular
Hated by the church and executed.
>elite celebstatus
>writes for newspaper

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>>74363943

>it's originally a reddit meme

get the fuck out of here FAGGOT

>tfw NEET

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>>74339173
Will do if you show sis pic(s)

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I see this general is still alive.
How are you my good hearted and honest conquered people ?

>>74366037
i touch myself at night

>>74366037
Hello fellow French, how are you doing?

>>74366037
feels good to rule again

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>>74366113
Hungover again, so can't be that bad
But I got an extra chocolatine at the bakery so I'm happy.
>>74366153
Doesn't it ? I wish we had closer relationship with our former colonies in Indochina but I guess the distance and general cohabitation was bad.

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>>74365549
>started out un-packing computers in a centre-right party
>then becomes a minister for Women for CDU's propaganda and she was seen as not threatening to the leadership
>often called Kohl's "little Mädchen" shy af at first
>adopts in the male dominated CDU
>when Kohl is found out to have done some illegal dealings, she unhesitatingly killed his old master's career
>takes control of CDU and wins a general election
>masterfully out Frenches the French by becoming the undisputed political and economic leader of the EU, which was supposed to tie down Germany
>the only one who is smart enough to call for more integration and centralisation to solve the crisis
>fended off recession despite dealing with the biggest crisis of our recent time
>she also avoided the trap that other countries with decent social welfare like Japan, UK, etc had fallen into
>she had avoided the burden of old people living longer by attracting the brightest labourers in Europe to help generate income for the old and make those labourers foster German philosophy and customs
>managed to also keep the EU fairly intact throughout the crisis
>after the crisis she could finally push for more centralisation
She would truly surpass Bismarck soon

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>>74366206
>>74366153
>>74366113
>>74366037
>tfw manages to out French the French during the Franco-Prussian war
>tfw raeps French industrial heartland in WWI
>tfw raeps France during WWII
>tfw even with France creating the EU to tie Germany down, Germany is now the biggest economy and Merkel is the undisputed Empress, despite nearly half a century of separation
Why can't you bow down to Prussian superiority?

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>>74366518
Can't bow down to something that doesn't exist anymore anon.
But yeah Prussia was pretty cool indeed, no denying that.

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Which ASEAN is your favorite?

I welcome our new whitey overlords
Pls rule with fairness and grace

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>>74366635
>tfw /asean/ feels like SEA in 1898
I need some Indio to carry me to the market.

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>>74366635
Croissants and chocolatines are a human right.
The right to have a 2 hours lunch break shall not be infringed
Please take it easy and enjoy la Douceur de vivre.
Have some weird traditions too, it's important
>>74366618
Second from left on the bottom row
Tomboys are life,tomboys are love

>>74354776
>alternatives
There are no alternatives other than private memes.

Private memes take too much effort for so little gain.

>>74360445
>>74360493
Aren't Central Asians mudslimes?

>>74366635
we will take good care of you, unlike those shitty spics that don't even know you anymore.

/asean/ irl?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oD4cBReV10Q

>>74362562
Yeah

I have a UPD cousin who passed the bar years back

He claims the results look rigged

That may be his UPD bravado but he claims that no UPD or ADMU in the top 10 sounds very fishy

>All those /a/ people wanting Le Pen to win just because Nyaa died
I don't get it.

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>>74366757
Most muslims country usually have a pretty sizeable Christian minority.
Well used to at least decades ago.
>>74366845
Le pen wants out of the EU
If France leaves the EU, it'll crumble or face severe restructuring.
It probably won't solve Nyaa's problem, but it would be sweet justice to these cunts in Brussels

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How come that many flipnog posters in here originally came from *eddit? What's up with that?

>>74366788
Maybe not exactly considering that in the past few years the top passer has come from a variety of schools (provincial, even New Era at one point).

I, Flipbong am a cuck

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>>74366918
>not wanting the opportunity to end their miserable NEET lives
EU did nothing wrong :^)

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>>74367207
Which one would you want to marry then?

>>74367299
Do you like To Love-Ru?

>>74367345
Haven't read/seen it but I admit that the girls are very well-drawn and is one of the longest running ecchi series; I even know that the word "super interesting" become a trade meme. How about you?

>>74366788
so its rigged for the bisayans because of dutdut

>>74367299
None because I want my wife to cuck me

>>74367421
Sounds like a purposeful NTR plot.

>>74364070
>>74365090
9gag and certain ball meme FB pages

>>74366845
this is a right wing website

>>74367417
looks like it
that's why he is very friendly to china
he knows that luzonfriends will throw a fit against china but he knows mindanaofags won't
he is using china to support mindanao separation

hehehe

>>74367494
fuck off indog

>>74367467
thats a big leap to the topic

Back and as cute as ever!

What happened to leni leaks?

>>74367299
can't tell which country is which cause my asean knowledge is shit, pls put flags and names underneath

>>74367632
Ok I'll fix it

Why are the protesters not rallying against China?

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>>74367603
failed
>>74367417
maybe its like what happens in that movie Cheaters lols

I doubt tho

Is Dutiti left wing or right wing?

>>74367711
>dat damage control
Kek

Everytime

>>74367595
hey awak, nak gi wayang malam ni?

Is Marcos a real hero?

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Fixed, but with names

>>74367379
Yui (the birthday girl) best girl.

>>74367467
>he is using china to support mindanao separation
Sounds bullshit.

>>74367724
Both.

>>74367793
No. Even if he was never president, his fake medals and fake war accomplishments negate whatever good he may have done during the war.

>Nyaa is truly gone

;_;7

Did Danding really assassinated Ninoy?

Excuse me for interrupting, but how exactly do I get an /asean/ gf (or two).

I hope this post finds you in prosperity
Regards
Johan

>>74367788
Tak mau lah.

>all these /pol/fags on /a/ blaming Nyaa's death on their usual boogeymen

"/pol/ was a mistake - Moot"

>>74367858
I don't read much about Nyaa being disbanded but is it because of Trans-Pacific trade nonsense?

>>74367871
him and Imelda allegedly ordered it

>>74367871
The rumor is that Imelda was somehow involved. Not sure if Ferdie himself was, but Imelda apparently had something to do with it (she may or may not have been the mastermind). Would be funny if Danding was the mastermind given that Ninoy was related to him by marriage.

>>74367858
There are alternatives. Also, a replacement may pop up sooner or later.

What is the justification of martial law?

>>74367976
Under Marcos, it is to prevent commie invasion from what I've read.

>>74367944
No, the rumor is that the owner shut it down because he was scared about a new law in the UK or EU (not sure which one) which penalizes piracy with a 10-year prison sentence.

>>74367976
According to the Marcoses: communism, Muslim separatism, instability
In actuality: to remain in power (the original plan was for Imelda to run for president, but for whatever reason that didn't push through).

What's the beef between Dutiti and Murica?

>>74367971
>Would be funny if
No, not really danding is a big Marcos crony his right hand man and hates his cousin Cory
>>74367976
false flag by enrile

How sad: my favorite singer is so unpopular in Japan, her thread on 2ch is only up to part 1, while other artists are already at part 20 or more.

>>74368024
According to Duts, it was because he was treated badly by immigration officers when he stopped by there on his to Brazil long ago when he was mayor.
More relevant, the US criticized EJKs. Though with Trump in power now apparently he's about to do an about-face and is even planning to go to Washington soon.

>>74368076
>my favorite singer is so unpopular in Japan, her thread on 2ch is only up to part 1, while Other artists are already at part 20 or more.
I can see some artists having their threads receiving even less pages than Kawada, stop overestimating.
Also, do you like EGOIST?

>>74368112
No, never listened to any of their songs.

>>74368112
Only the very unpopular ones, the others have more threads. Even Maon's thread is up to part 13.

Is Noynoy an autistic person?

>>74368145
>No, never listened to any of their songs.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egoist_(band)

Try listening to these songs if you want to know what EGOIST's music style is like:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HRhLC6deZE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyJCjbXzcKc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbE0g6OV7RI

>>74368165
let's wait for a medical reveal like this

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/philippines-president-rodrigo-duterte-mental-health-psychological-condition-a7355891.html

>A psychological report on Rodrigo Duterte was commissioned by Dr Natividad Dayan during the annulment of his marriage to ex-wife Elizabeth Zimmerman in July 1998, when Mr Duterte was mayor of Davao City.

>>74368165
A (possibly fake) psychological report came out before, apparently created by his opponents. Actual doctors called out their bullshit later and the matter was quickly forgotten.

>>74368326
As crazy as he is, those reports should be taken with a grain of salt. Given how psychological problems of one spouse is one of the few valid reasons for an annulment here, it's possible to just make up one if you have enough power and cash.

>>74368326
Fake

Annulment cases are legalized fraud, you can make up shit as long as its not asinine and pure bullshit

I worked on a case where the husband and wife mutually 'agreed' that the guy just couldn't get it on and refused to fuck his wife when in reality the guy had extramarital affairs and the wife wants out and the guy could not care less

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>0000 seconds since last anti-Duterte buttblasted about the government

>>74367939
>/pol/ and /a/ share the same userbase
and water is wet

>>74368496
>>74368463

its a psych analysis

tho he already admits he is bipolar

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>0000 seconds since last Dutertards and Marcostards buttblasted about leni

>>74368463
its a bit to accurate dont you think
>The assessment found Mr Duterte suffered from “antisocial narcissistic personality disorder”, a pattern of abnormal behaviour characterised by "gross indifference, insensitivity and self-centeredness" and "grandiose sense of self-entitlement and manipulative behaviours".

>>74368598
Imagine their pain with Delima luls

Whatever happened to capital punishment? It already got passed by the House but the Senate is doing jack shit about it so far.

How's your day?

>>74368991
It's becoming a cycle of nothingness/boredom for me. Sem break now so I don't have nothing to do.

>>74369039
Treat it as practice for after graduation.

>>74369039
Hey, a fellow uni student.
I'm pretty much in the same boat as you, so I'm planning on picking up soldering as a hobby.

Also, I'm going to Penang in 2 days to spend the weekend there, wish me luck bro.

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>>74369039
Sem breaks were so comfy, I miss it.

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>>74369039
>tfw sem break in a few weeks

>>74339047
I just watched the act of killing, jesus christ Indonesia. I thought you guys were better than that. I'm not bringing my Chinese boyfriend over there.

>>74367463
>right-wing
Please don't use that generalising term. This website likes libertarianism.

>>74369265
Is it a movie? If so, what do you think?

Have you listened to EGOIST music I linked, MKL? What do you think of it?

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>Oi, NEET-Chan! Open up and let's cook something instead of you eating up instant noodles everyday.

>>74369415
i dont have money, fuck off

>>74369104
haha, nasib baik aku nyer dip tak worthless. boleh terus cari kerja.
>>74369118
good luck, both vacation and hobby
>>74369123
what do you usually do then?
>>74369195
woop woop gi clubbing la

>>74369415
Eh, I have money though.

>>74369604
Adakah awak pasti?

>>74369342
Documentary following two guys who led death squads killing millions of communists and chinese people in indonesia around 1965 and their group is still in power to this day.

>>74369265
>I thought you guys were better than that
Thats gold coming from you faggot when Johnson and CIA were the one who staged the coup.

>>74369725
The problem is they still exist.

>>74369265
Anwar Congo is my idol.

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no one knows who i am or missed me if anything i feel very irrelevant

>>74367920
As long as you're white and/or got money, you have a high chance to get asean gf.

>>74369753
What still exist?

>>74369863
pancasila youth

>>74369265
>>74369715
I will gladly kill a commietard if given the chance. Problem?

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>open your room
>see this
>what do

>>74369877
Thats the cost of democracy

>>74369681
>dip. in culinary
yeah mate ;^)

>>74369771
what about your mom and aunt?

>>74370023
im not a lesbian

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>>74370023
Compliment her hair then give her a bowl of eggs. She has to eat all of them

>>74370023
Give her clothes.

>>74370023
cum on her face

>>74370023
>wake up from my sleep
>remind myself anime is not real
>cry myself back to sleep

>>74370023
Give her my dress.

>>74370036
:^]

>>74370036
Go open a burger stall or something.

>>74370036
My aunt is still there, I'm contemplating whether i should move to her place or stay where I'm at
btw i take care of her kids almost every friday you know how hard it is to keep on taqqiya, plus i hate sandnig attire

>>74370218
Perhaps try to live alone?

>>74369415
Girl should have EU flag

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Haram?

who /gaysian/ here

whos a filipin(h)o(mo)? me. raise ur rainbow hands if ur a gaysian filipinhomo

>>74370327
No, harem.

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>>74370340

>>74370327
Delete this imagery of me at once!

>>74369877
>pancasila youth
>duterte youth
really makes my noggin joggin

>>74370286
May Allah forgive me for saying this, but are you legit?

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>go to the hot spring
>enter the changing room
>see this
What do?

>>74370286
I do live alone but i want to save up

>>74370197
hmmm member ada gerai tp x de lesen, boleh consider gak
>short term plan: graduate
>medium term plan: get a job, get a girl, financial stability, set funds for kids
>long term plan: have my own restaurant, live healthy in my twilight years
>>74370218
>taqqiya
what are you really?
>>74370340
can Bi qualify?

>>74370424
>this kind of weather
>hot spring
fuk u


http://www.philstar.com/headlines/2016/04/14/1572745/philippine-temperature-hits-dangerous-levels

>>74370421
60% real.

>>74370424
Watch her being enlightened from reading my mind.

>>74370446
Save more!

>>74370495
ni awek ku makan kat Sushi King, KLCC

>>74370023
>>74370424
rape

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The naked stranger follow you to bathroom after you rape/made her eat egg/put her on clothes.

what do now

>>74370473
A Pirate

>>74370638
Lick her butthole!

>>74370638
Feed her more duck eggs!

>>74370638
Push her down and proceed to licking her armpits

>>74370638
Bathtime

>>74369604
Thanks bro, harap2 OK.

>>74369681
>clubbing
>Brunei

haram, sila pergi ke mufti anda untuk penilaian sosial encik said
>>74370536
>sushi king
>self cooking okonomiyaki

jangan kelentong dkt tenet la abe

>>74370638
Kick her out.

>>74370638
Tell her rizal inst a real hero and a sham by americans

>>74370781
>believing Constantino commie propaganda
Read more history books by other authors.

>>74370638
tell her to wait while i take a 30minute shit
how long does /asean/ take to shit?

>>74370638
Tell Lapu Lapu is a Muslim that stole mactan
And Andres Bonifacio was a dumb NPA

And Luna is a Spanish cock sucker

>>74370863
Depends. I'm usually done in less than five minutes. But that's because I do it reguarly (at least once or twice a day), unlike Americans who tend to hold it for days at a time.

Also, I noticed that there's a stigma against pooping in public

>>74370885
I don't think there's any evidence that Lapu Lapu was Muslim, though. And as far as I know, Bonifacio was not a communist or even a socialist, he was more of a nationalist than anything. He wasn't even that poor: he was lower-middle class, since his father was once deputy mayor of a town in Tondo.

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>move into new room
>this is your landlord daughter
>she come into your room looking like this and lock the door
>what do

>>74370913
*Also, I noticed that there's a stigma against pooping in public in Asia, but it's natural in the Americas and Europe. Why is that so? Here you are made fun of if you poop in public bathrooms, but in America it's an everyday occurence and is as natural as brushing your teeth every day.

>>74370934
>kick her out
>short shorts means she's chinese
I don't want to corrupt my body :^]

>>74370934
Tickle, especially her belly

>>74370934
find another place

>>74370977
That's jean skirt, anon.

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>>74370863
abang, makan fiber lebih skit
bazir la duduk dkt tandas setengah jam

>>74370934

Why bother with a second-rate whore when I have my own waifu?

>>74370934
Give her this months rent and probably ask her to [spoiler] eat this bowl of eggs [/spoiler]

Ade sesape yg jual benih spearmint, peppermint, kekwa & stevia tak? Kite nak beli, awak.

>>74370913
When you think about it they are in the similar situation political ideology aside

Only spain this time is "imperial Philippines"

Sulu claims he's Kaliph Pulaka

>>74370934
Cry

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After you try furtively to feed her eggs/kick/tickle her, you glance that landlady is coming home and you recalled she forbade you to let her daughter to enter your room. What do?

>>74371083
complain to the mayors office about the sexual harrasment

>>74371083
Confront her. I'm a brave person

>>74371083
who's that awek?

>>74371083
Be honest and tell her i was just paying this months rent and offer her a plate of omelette

>>74371003
.... yeah you're right
>invite her back in
>apologise
>make tea

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>go to the onsen
>enter the dressing room
>see this

What do? How will they react?

>>74370934
>>74371083
>>74371182
>not raping everything in sight
you're all so basic

>>74371083
Amoi dlam mimpi manjalara hang

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>>74371102
>>74371104
>>74371125
>>74371138
>>74371150
>>74371196>>74371229


fail, she called the police and this police come . what do

>>74371182
No reaction.

>>74371250
rape cop
I will transcend the barriers of rape and time

>>74371250
Justify the ongoing situation and plead not guilty. I tell them that even though she's not feeling well, I medically treat her herbal stuff.

>>74371303
holy shit you definitely going to jail too my man

>>74364984
Gib link pls

>>74371196
>Wherever I go I must also rape
anime cuties arent for your savage ways

>>74371250
If the police is a corrupt, i would take it to the higher level
write to the senator or congressman about the abuses of power in my city police force

>>74371352
They could give me a bail anytime though.

>raining cats and dogs outside
>at the same time there is no running water
Is this some form of cosmic irony?

>>74371250
Show her my NEET egg culinary skills

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''Just a prank bro'', the policewoman quickly strip down to school uniform and introduced herself as another daughter. what do?

Okay, I'm not gonna say that I'm better than you ERPing lads here, but goddamn I see this thread as the reflection of my own self pathetic-ness which is very enlightening and contemplative for the good of my own well being.

>>74371250
Shot her

She looks like this police that will plant drugs on you

>>74371470
stop this madness my countryman.
anime is not real

>>74371470
Be shocked in a neutral way.

>>74371470
serve tea like civilized person
then rape

>>74371470
Someone vocaroo "Just a prank bro" in a loli voice.

KAMPANG XD

>>74371470
Invite her family to try farm eggs my nana sent me

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>>74371491
kek
>>74371470

>>74371470
a bad joke
quickly pack up my things and leave

>>74371555
seconded

>>74371485
we all know you'll be old you tomorrow la

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A loli shows up in the bath and tell me to watch my back. What do?

>>74371631
call child protection services

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She stares straight on your soulless eyes reaching the deep cold abyss of your heart as you planning to hurt her. what do?

>>74371631
nigga where all these girls coming from, y'all better be paying rent shiiiet

>>74371666
kill her dog as a warning

>>74371696
top kek

>>74371666
Pat her head

>>74371696
the flipanon would prefer raping both doggo and animu

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>>74371696
They call police again, what do

>>74339047
>A special zoom in for Singapore
Noice

>>74371838
Stay and hold the girl hostage..

>>74371838
Show her my dick.

>>74360926
Ow the edge

>>74371866
>>74371874
yikes guys a little restraint pls

>>74371893
No restraint, just wrap the girl's neck with my arm and her right hand with my other hand

>>74371851
does this make you feel special, Singanon?
you know, i can make you feel special too ;3

>>74371893
Restraint? I'm just showing her my dick!

>>74371925
N-no thanks
I-I'm a guy

>>74371838
compain about the sexual harrasment, press charges

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A negotiator has been dispatched to deal with this rapey hostage holding case, wut do

>>74371957
How popular is anison in Singapore? Just curious.

Also, is F1 still popular there?

>>74372000
break her glasses, slap book out of hand

>>74372000
Free my hostage because I can't hold her anymore so I stand idle and not doing anything.

>>74372016
1.What is anison?I think that should answer your qn
2.Yes

What kind of music you guys listen?

Some animu songs?

>>74372054
>What is anison
Acronym for anime songs.

>>74372069
I listen to it a lot. In elementary school though I listen to Western music very much and still do. I don't mind any genre really.

>>74372000
pull her ribbon belt

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>>74372000
KILL THEM ALL AND ENJOY MY EGGS!! THEY DONT DESERVE MY EGGS IF THEY DONT LOVE MY EGGS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>74372069
some animu songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIfZZ1cQZss

>>74372151
brunei knows what's up

>>74372069
https://youtu.be/U93_LQaAMUo

>>74372069
Classical Music
Modern Classical is pretty rad too
Favourite would be Requiem by Mozart

nubs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8j2mG2Bh3c

>>74372069
whatevers on top songs on spotify

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>>74372024
Shit hit the fan, the police call out sniper to snipe your. what do

>>74372240
Snipe the sniper with my ultra-quick projectile coming out of my dong.

>>74372279
smart indog

>>74371631
Shoot and place a cardboard saying she's a drug addict and plant drugs

>>74372240
hostage the negotiator and steal her gun
shoot both of them in the head, then cut their head and put in the stakes outside my room

>>74372203
Well, mine is Bach and Tchaikovsky. But my personal favorite is Vivaldi's Four Season (Especially the third part of Summer section).

>>74372240
Fertilize her eggs

>>74372303
Why are you such a sadist, anon?

>>74372240
Unhold weapons and let myself arrested as the hostages are still alive and go back home.

New bread
>>74372359
>>74372359
>>74372359

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If the Filipino big brother notice your sisters watching an anime, which series would you recommend to them?

>>74372396
black bible

>>74372396
A Serbian Film

>>74372069
Young Lex