/cum/ Baby has awoken after a restful 10 hour nap.
Is Turkish qt here? Did the lad get his green card?
ANIME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHH
>>74335774
>>74335481
Ya I need to get my shit togeather.
>>74335811
>beb
Good lad
Very good lad
>>74335895
>>74335880
>>74335932
It's ok, i'll be with u and help u
>>74335733
I manage trucks getting loaded and unloaded
>>74336023
Unload this, bitch
*grabs my croth*
*waits for america to respond to my insult*
These generals are terrible.
>>74336232
Been consdering taking a month long break from this shit.
Might just do that...right...about...now.
Fuck you guys.
yeah
74335880 74335936 74335895 74335986 74336076 74336205
Fuck off johnny foreigners
ah yes the state of the /cum/ general
*laughs*
>europeans complaining /cum/ is dead at 11am
people are at school and jobs
im back from work you guys
>>74336523
hello
>tfw girl woke up before me today
I feel uneasy about not being the first person to wake up.
I can't imagine how I would be with lower intelligence, much less higher intelligence
Good morning /cum/!
S-A-D B-O-Y-S
SEE ME IN THE CLUB WITH IT TATTED ON MY CHEST
skipped work again today
doing a really good job of fucking up my already poor-looking future
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nm6Y8U-rg4Y
gud morning breakfast chan
>>74336717
>craisins
Good man.
>>74336666
waste of digits
>>74336648
gay
get in, niggers
>>74337004
>>74337004
>>74337004
>>74337004
>>74337004
/cum/ general, best general
tomorrow looks promising pals
>>74337101
>no pork at all
Why do British "women" look like transvestites in bad drag?
I am a masochist
>>74337101
how long have you been there and when are you leaving
>>74337436
since apr 8
leave may 10
>>74337424
Why do people even hire British Actors in American movies?
Oh wait, it's because you don't have to pay them jack shit!
Friendly reminder that only working class scum call it "football."
>>74333843
Try putting it's litterbox outside, it helps them track their way back home.
>>74337634
>calling it soccer
>not using handegg and football
>>74337634
What's your favourite MLS team?
sports are for brainlets
im too enlightened to discuss it with you
>>74337634
74337686
Working class scum.
>>74337688
None. FUCK soccer.
74337802
Shan't be giving a (You) to this soccer-loving homosexual.
>had to pay $600 in taxes on 33k yesterday
bed time
>>74337933
sounds fair
>>74338005
hawaii?
>>74338005
but why
>>74338139
Neet probably
>>74337933
>33k maple bucks
How's poverty?
Pokemon is fun.
ded
kinda feel like crying for no particular reason
Why do americans think everyone hates them? Since, I assume, most americans spend their entire lives never leaving the nation there's got to be something over there reinforcing this meme.
>>74338309
>60 HP
The creep is real
/cum/ eating cuckolds?
>>74338892
>go online
>everyone is assblasted at America at all times
>everyone constantly insulting Americans
I wonder.
>>74338951
ugly american pig *makes pig sounds*
>>74338951
That's just the internet hate machine. Is there a nationality people don't insult? It sure as hell isn't mine.
>he thinks anyone makes fun of canada
Did anyone else hear that? Sounded like rustling leaves.
Did anyone else hear that? Sounded like gunshots.
>Islamic Caliphate of Arby's
Ah yes.
umm................ rude
How do we get the goyim back on board with globalism?
>>74339056
>>74339083
impressive, continue
>>74339247
GIVE ME KAZAKH GF!!!!
>>74339264
That looks like the product of a Mongol who got SLAV'D
>having sexual desires
i thought we discussed this
>convincing yourself that you're "asexual" because you can't get laid
>>74339479
To be fair getting laid is pathetically ez, just a waste of time
>>74339479
just a joke dude
>>74339530
That depends on if
1. You're ugly
2. You have realistic standards for your own looks (lots of people on 4chan don't)
3. You're willing to fuck fat or ugly girls
>having sexual desires that cant be regulated with a quick fap in front of the mirror
laughing @ non narcissists
>>74339760
Jacking off to a man, even if that man is you, is gay.
Know your enemy /CUM/!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvcE9D3mn0Q
good morning cum
>>74339479
Too enlightened to want sex
>captcha is my own street name
the botnet gets scarier every day
>>74339801
>not admiring the male form
fucking gay, bro
Friendly reminder that you are a pawn of the Zionists if you circumcise your sons.
Really wish I couldd have a social interaction that leaves me feeling better about myself
>>74340007
Just get rid of your own emotions and start manipulating people for your own gain.
Friendly reminder that you are a pawn of the Zionists if you have sons.
>>74339992
circumcision is part of american culture
Friendly reminder that whites not breeding is exactly what the Jews want and that you should kill yourself right now if you don't want to have kids.
spend a whole thirty minutes studying for my exam in two days and i think im gonna give up now
Friendly reminder that if you believe in Jewish conspiracy and your life's goal is to reproduce you are the lowest of human animals.
>>74340130
That's rough, I studied for 2 hours last month. I'm still recovering.
gonna ride bike to burger king in a rainstorm
hopefully i get struck by lightning
74340160
t. a worthless NEET
>>74340206
you probably wouldn't die it would just be extremely painful
I'm going to jump off this bridge
Hey guys I'm an enlightened millennial so I'm going to not get married or have kids. If I got married or had kids, I would have to spend time with my family instead of working hard for Mr. Goldenberg, which would mean that he wouldn't be able to buy his 16th yacht. I'd also have to give up time that I spend on /r/politics complaining about Drumpf or going to Drumpf protests.
Honestly, how do you talk to teachers and get them to like you? I want these professional connections but I'm a lazy student that only does well on projects and exams so my profs probably hate me
>>74340130
did you learn how to do derivatives good enough?
>im going to form a stable and lasting relationship with another human being
>>74340359
no, ive already failed that class at this point
i was studying for biology
I'll probably get a C in this class
>>74340338
Go to them during their office hour and ask questions about the class or participate during class.
>tfw had a professor bump my high B to a low A
>>74340434
good luck next year i guess
what program are you in?
Good morning /cum/
>>74340469
I switched it to English Literature for next year
I already have a statistics credit so I'm done with math now
What did you have for breakfast today, buds?
>ME GO TO COLLEGE TO STUDY ENGLISH
>*LOOK AT BOOK*
>YEP, IT ENGLISH
wtf i love dr who now
>>74340786
How will Drumpftards recover?
>>74340645
you liked my craisins :3
>>74340640
>english lit
....uhh good luck with that degree i guess
what do you hope to become?
>>74337634
There are handegg and divegrass.
>>74340786
>woman named bill
wtf
>>74340853
public relations
>>74340276
No you wont
fuck
white
people
>>74340908
british people.
also jesus was semitic not black
>>74340786
>Around the 1750s, London became the home of many Blacks, as well as Jews, Irish, Germans and Huguenots.
i blame the jews
>>74340268
it turned into a drizzle as soon as i left the house
Oh god damnit
Walked home today and passed by the Jap coworker and started talking, she asked me about my vacation and all
Then she goes oh I saw you with your girlfriend at the mall a few months ago is she Taiwanese???
NiBBa why she gotta see me with some uggo tinder tourist lay at the mall, that was like in February or something
At least she was nice enough not to talk to me, said she was too embarrassed to say hello lol
Where do I have to go to escape coworkers off work
That mall wasn't even in this city
dont just dont
shall not be posting in this thread any further
good night
>>74341175
>night
>>74341002
dats rayciss
dey wuz sonz of da godz
I'm /cum/ming!!! AAAaAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGG
>American females
>Alright youtube
>drumpf's latest flipflop is actually a really smart move
>also these people bringing up the jews are all shills
>that's about all peace out
fuck yeah
>tfw only going to be graduating from undergrad at 23 instead of 21 because I was away for two years
>passport paperwork due by the 15th
>birth certificate was rejected because it apparently have the right documentation on it
ok
>>74341819
so what
>>74341838
Oh fuck, your post reminded me to get a passport done. Should I get an American or Italian one, buds?
>>74341838
where you going
>>74341921
nowhere, at this rate
>>74341877
low self esteem
>TA is wearing a choker now
>>74341935
don't be sad lad
>>74341838
are you trying to get into canada?
I'm white
>>74342103
trying to go to italy on study abroad
>>74342121
t. jose sanchez
>I'm white
>>74342151
Where in Italy?
>>74342244
florence
>>74342174
>>74342202
>>74342266
You should visit the Florence Cathedral if you go.
smartphones were the turning point in uncontrolled degeneracy
they will be the downfall of society
Nothing wrong with a little degeneracy.
>>74342465
It's a slippery slope
First we freed the slaves, then it became illegal to use the """wrong""" pronoun
>>74342389
Smartphones are a dying fad.
>>74342522
what makes you think that
>>74342519
I meant degeneracy as in casual sex and partying.
>>74342585
Mark Zuckerberg said so
Casual sex without reproduction is cancer and literally the worst type of degeneracy
Going to go practice driving with my mom again.
Trying to get better at three point turns. Maybe try practicing parallel parking again.
>>74342660
Incorrect.
>he cant drive
you must be 18+ to post here
>>74342715
make sure you have a 3 hour long eurobeat mixtape on hand
need you out of my business, sunshine
>>74342758
i can drive just haven't done the test
at least im getting it now
>not taking your test the second you turned 16
YGSIU
>post isn't funny
>someone replies with "kek" or "lmao" or the like
>suddenly its funnier
anyone else ever experience this
>>74343186
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bobRKfQVNpM
WTF? I LOVE Canada now!
Cancer
>>74343186
human psychology. Things are funnier when we see other people laugh along with it. Why do you think laugh tracks on shitty sitcoms are a thing?
nice website ameribros
https://www.dvlottery.state.gov/
He's kraut. He's an proxy user.
Casual sex without reproduction is superior to casual sex with it.
speed readin'
>>74343386
didn't get it did you
do you guys remember this old kids book where some guy created a huge garden in his backyard, and he created his own country with it or something?
>>74343828
i cant check it it doesnt load.
>>74340206
that only happens in tampa
>>74343877
never happened, delete this post and don't ask questions like this anymore
found it
>>74343904
not their fault they're the greatest country in the world and everyone wants to live there
if the human eye can only see up to 60fps, why do games look better when higher than 60fps?
>>74344090
you know to much
>>74344104
It actually sees 24 fps
>>74344104
the human eye can notice more than that. I find the difference stops being noticeable a little under 120 fps, not sure what the science men have to say
>>74335811
Sent out some CVs
productivity for the week accomplished
>>74344129
that's movies
>He's kraut. He's an proxy user.
really tied. stayed up so late, can hardly study now
me on right
>>74344234
2 qts, 1 pic
>>74344234
>hand making physical contact
pretty sure that's sexual assault.
>>74344234
get your greasy mitts of my waifu
>>74344290
he has his fingers curled, its still beta dw
>>74344219
gg brainlet
Tea is such a fucking meme, doesn't taste like anything. Why do I keep drinking it?
anyone else cringe when female relatives called you a handsome young man like they were talking to a dog?
>>74344357
>doesn't taste like anything
stop drinking poor quality tea
>>74344375
I cringe because I know they're lying through their teeth
>>74344234
me on the left
how have you been
>>74344330
that wasnt my middle school experience at all
>>74344425
really? maybe high school will be a little different
>>74344451
har dee har har
>>74344357
black tea is ok with lemon that is
but coffee is more superior
>>74344406
uggo
can someone give me a quick rundown on these subjsects so i dont have to read the book?
*grinds somalian beans*
*filters them through hot water*
*hides the flavor with cream and sugar*
Ah yes, coffee -- the patricians' drink!
>>74344563
*cooks a pastry*
*covers it with sugar and more sugar*
ah yes, a true bakery item
i want to own a gun
>>74344532
Are you a straight white working class male
>>74344677
NEET class but yes
>>74344532
that looks really really fascinating
>>74344532
>>74344563
i drink my coffee black dummie
>minimum wage work
>why yes, I do drink my coffee black
>>74344693
i couldn't imagine doing it on a professional level
i would fucking kill myself
enjoy doing it for myself but jesus christ i hate doing it for retarded """people"""
>>74344725
do you have kaffetorst
>no, why would i like anything but my sodapops
>>74344800
wtf is that
im unhappy
im unsad
im smoking weed
im gay
>>74344993
t. MegaFag
>fags
watching vanilla sky pals
lunch should be here soon so i can stop reading about boilers and eat food
>>74345068
>not applying your knowledge to boild food
also you could tell that one leaf if pressure cookers cook faster than normal pots
might buy a second mechanical keyboard
>>74345131
mail me your first
>>74345131
one for both hands?
>>74345111
>boiling meat
>>74345155
I should warn you it may contain traces of my cum
>spend 200k on tuition
>graduate with a 4.0
>cant get more than minimum wage work because i have no familial connection to european nobility, didnt do the secret handshake, didnt slave as an intern for 20 years and didnt have my buttbuddy put in a good word for me
>tfw
>>74345209
indirect? ill just use anti-septic
im willing to pay postage if you aren't being facetious
corned beef > everything else
it's like you're not irish or something
>>74345274
I was
>>74345210
I'm sure this entire post is completely true.
>>74345210
Did you at least get hazed?
>go to the bathroom
>sign says wash hands for 10 seconds
>only washed them for 8 seconds
SOMEBODY STOP ME
>>74345475
>Danish hygiene
Norwegians killed the wrong people
74345344
unnecessarily cruel
being white is so great
>always get the good discounts at the grocery store.
Heh, colored people cant afford cheap food and are stuck to fastfood
>never get parking tickets or pulled over by police
Heh, colored people are bogged down with legal fines so they can never have social mobility
>always get into the best schools and the best classe without being waitlisted
Heh, colored people have to go to the back of the line
>Never charged a rent too high
Heh, colored people are forced to leave their neighborhoods since they can't get the white people prices
>>74345596
soo... white privilege actually exists in america.. huh
found this on the front page of /po/ when i visited there
B O O Z E
W E E D
S E X
A N I M E
Just saw someone playing on a Switch in public.
>>74345858
Bing Bing!
Wahoo!
>>74345858
hope you gave him a lecture on public appearance
bada bing
bada wahoo
>>74345942
That's Italophobic.
keyboard backlighting is only useful for seeing how much hair you've lost since the last time you cleaned your keyboard
was it actually a failure? the switch?
The lunch has arrive lads
t. packaged boiler expert
>>74346111
It makes you a pro gamer
>I am from America
>>74346134
looks better than usual
>>74346124
>day 6,632 of my life
>still no Korean gf
>>74346268
Don't fall for the oriental women meme.
why do little kids post here
why do weebs post here
LOOK AT IT
>>74346538
gross
>>74346511
slightly less gross
why do non-/cum/ flags post here
Do your boogers smell like something spicy?
mine does
>>74346511
>I get likes and comments from other hambeasts so I'm not wrong
>>74346747
my gf calls it fisseblod
>>74346134
Where the fuck are you
>>74346134
why do you get 2 entrees?
>>74346728
because north america is the best continent on earth
>>74347004
>subsisting on only one of those
the dishes are fucking shallow, i have went over this multiple times
>>74346943
send help send the gravy seals
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SSsQXWXdq5
>>74347120
AS OF EXPECTED OF AN ANIMETARD
don't use vocaroo
>>74347196
Why
>'ellooooo
>i have went over this multiple times
>lend sister my keys
>she immediately loses them
>>74347120
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nZUthLJJcX
>>74347246
because i fucking say so
>>74347325
is she cute at least
>>74347338
Beautiful, isn't it
Turns out after not playing for 8 years I'm really fucking bad at Mario Kart
>>74347407
You were always bad a mario kart
>>74347407
>MARIO SHART
WAHOO BANDAO BONG GAY MARIO
I hit 80km/h boys. I think I started to warp spacetime iteself in my car.
>>74347394
I guess. retarded tumblr haircut though
>>74347445
bad boy?
>>74347452
>retarded tumblr haircut
Quintessential Torontonian, I see
>>74347441
>When the cheap Estonian vodka hits you
>>74347439
I swear its because I haven't played in ages, please
>>74347445
did your mom hold on to the handle of the door
>>74347445
that's like 45mph
>mph
going to piss outside in my pissing spot
bye
>>74347452
link her tumblr
Dammit I almost said 50mph and now I can't take it back
>>74347445
coppers didnt stand a chance
>>74347617
I don't know it.
.....idiot.....
>>74347452
Post her thighs
>>74347680
get closer to her and start grooming her so i can gf her
throw me a bone here
*commits arson*
>>74347666
I went 62km/h in a 60km/h zone.
lmao I don't give a FUCK.
>>74347767
>>74347767
>>74347767
new-nouveau
>>74347763
>>74347778
classic
>>74347763
ratchet edition
>>74347445
Are you texting while driving