Is there anywhere in South America that's safe to visit?

Safe from what?

>>74335800
safe for your butthole to stay virgin

>>74335800
Banditos and murderers and kidnappers and cartels and such

>>74335934
Hmmmmmm

>>74335922
If you look like a gringo there's no place safe in South America for you. And I'm being absolutely serious.

>>74336022
>white skin
>brown hair
>green eyes
Do I look too gringo?

>>74335766
Ushuaia

>>74335766
Your shithole is more dangerous than my shithole...

Earthquakes, wildfires, floods, tsunamies, volcanos, ash giants, don't count

>>74336144
>ash giants
what

>>74336087
No. You're safe

>>74335934
>Venezuela
>Colombia
>ok safe

>>74336208
>http://pathfinderwiki.com/wiki/Ash_giant
>Ash giants are giants that have been warped by either arcane or extraterrestrial energies and inhabit the most desolate wastelands of the Inner Sea region.

>>74336208
like ash golems but bigger

>>74335934
It's the opposite

>>74335834
Brazil, chile, argentina, etc etc etc.

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>>74336336

>>74336336
One of these things is not like the others

>>74336395
Are you planning to visit?

>>74336481
I really want to sometime in the next couple years. I need to spend more effort studying Spanish first. I can read it and understand a bit but not really speak, and I need more vocab.

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Is not that Chileans don't want to kill each other, it's just that we don't have time, trying to survive takes a lot of our time, nature sucks

Falklands probably

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>>74336208


They are a pain in the ass

Are the Magallanes and Aysén regions in Chile good to live in? I just like the oceanic climate.

wtf i hate ash giants now

>>74336705
Great actually, but only if you like confy life, no true big cities. You can also get some land for free if you are willing to put some startup, farm something or put business and live there for 5 years.

>>74336705
Permacold

this >>74336022

>>74335922
tell me about places like Detroit where niggers kill each other everyday john

>>74337126
Don't go to Detroit. Why do you think I'm asking about which places are safe?

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Small towns are safe

>>74335766
In short, no. Stay safe in comfy detroit

>>74335934
lel

>>74336237
Columbia has improved a lot tho. The crime rate here is slightly lower than Brazil as we speak.

>>74336307

No, it's not you lier

>>74337582
>>74336237
Anyways, FOWF. Pls stay away from here

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>Maps and stats incoming

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>>74337694

>>74337582
If they cut the north and northeast of Brazil, the rate of homicide is considerably reduced. São Paulo and Rio de Janeiro have the same homicide rate as New York.

Northeastern is normal to walk on the street and see bodies shot in the street

>>74337582
Had a mulatto friend who went to Medellin and got robbed of his phone lmao

>>74337856
The crime rate here for the average city here is on par with Miami, Houston or L.A and way lower than for example Chicago. We're not NYC levels yet

>>74337856
You are talking as if it was an accomplishment. NYC has like two million niggers. South Jamaica and Bronx are like DRC tier violent.

>>74336087
What you wear plays a big role, if you go around with shorts and sandals you're obviously a gringo

>>74335766
No, specially Colombia.

>>74335766

no, 16 million square kms of bad hombres waiting to rape you at every corner.

>>74335766
The Falklands

>>74337582
I don't think that's an accomplishment

>>74338995
Shitalians don't get to have an opinion.

>>74338328
This tb.h you could be blond blue eyed whatever the fuck you want and still pass as local, but there's something weird about the way gringos dress and walk that make them stick out like a sore thumb, you can even tell apart black foreigners

>>74336645
Just imagine the loot.

>>74339039
Argentinians don't get to be Italians

>Born too late to walk the mountain roads of Peru and Chile
>Sunbathe on the beaches of Brazil
>Pretend I'm in Europe in Argentina

>Born just in time to watch an entire continent fuck itself over with poor governmental policies and basically nothing else

>>74339100
Thanks to la pachamama, disgusting shitalian subhuman. You are not allowed to post here. Go shoo shoo.

>>74339144
1 cunt doesn't affect the entire continent m8 just sayin

>>74339090
>you could be blond blue eyed whatever the fuck you want and still pass as local,

nah. there are plenty of blonde blue eyed Colombians, but no one here haves these "Northern European" features.

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>>74338328
But you must also make sure to look as poor as possible to not being a target of Brayan and Yolmer

>>74339335
Yeah, sometimes when I go downtown I only wear a basic white tshirt, a pair of casual jeans and the most worn out pair of shoes I have to look as shit as possible

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I can't tell you about the whole continent because I've never been anywhere other than Uruguay.

>>74339335
>>74339472
>implying Brayatan doesn't rob poor people

>>74339472
>I only wear a basic white tshirt, a pair of casual jeans and the most worn out pair of shoes I have
Wait. How does it work in Colombia? Here the flaites wear expensive shoes and are covered in brands like polo, lacoste, etc. and usually use expensive phones.

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>>74339549
>Northeast
>nothing worth seeing

>>74340031
I already covered the Northeast worth seeing, the rest up there is the same as Bahia.

>>74339788
They're quite flashy here as well, although maybe poorer than their Chilean counterparts. Either ways, here they don't fuck around so I try to stay on the safe side by looking as poor as possible ( only when I go to dodgy areas tho)

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>>74339549
better

>>74339728
He doesn't rob them.

He kills them after getting angry at them for not carrying with them something valuable enough for him to steal.

>>74335934
kek

>>74340498
Almost everybody has a smartphone with them tho, except for hobos

>>74335934
ayy

Falkland Islands.

>>74335934
this :^)

>>74336307
shhhhhh

>>74335766
not here can confirm got stabbed 3 times this morning

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>>74336577
Why didn't they just throw the ring in the bottom of the ocean?

Is there something about proximity to the equator that makes areas shit?
>southern area of South America is fine
>northern area of North America is fine (disregarding any of Canada)
>Mexico and Central America are smelly and not so good
hmm

>>74335766
Venezuela Argentina Peru and Chile, maybe Colombia and Paraguay too, who knows

>>74335934
THIS
DONT COME HERE
STAY OUT

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>>74335934

>>74336087
>not blonde
You are fine

>>74335934
THIS. Based Venezuela.

>>74335922
But those are all in the US, are you retarded.


>>74339549
>Sao Paulo
>safe

I sure love PCC raping my butthole.

>>74335934
this t b h

>>74340252
>Paraná
>RS
>Safe
Noice

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irish advice for 2016

>>74335934
I thought southern brazil is white? (=safe)

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>>74357621
the dutch as of 2017

>>74357678
>This
Uruguay is safe, Argentina and Chile are ok if you be careful

>>74357621
>switzerland
>worse than brazil

>>74357621
>france
was this banter?

>>74357725
You need to be careful in every country.

There are no safe places

>>74357809
No shit sherlock, but im obviously comparing it to the rest of south america

Rio is pretty safe, right?
asking for a friend

>>74357849
IIRC it doesnt even break top 60 most dangerous cities in brazil (not that thats saying much) bur i heard its ok for vacation just be careful

Chile is literal mordor plz don't come, we have natural borders for a reason.

>>74357126
W-what will happen if you're blond haired and blue eyed? Rape? Beheading?

>>74357956
Kidnapping, torture, beheading and rape. In that order.

>>74357956
Yes goblins love elf blood

>>74357956
you become brown, like them

>>74335766
USA

>>74357849
You just need some common sense and don't look or act like a tourist or an asshole.

>>74335766
depends on the religion. christian countries are ok especially the ones with the protestant majority.

>>74335766
The Falklands

>>74335766
Argentina. They are white. Bring mochila.

>>74358017
>>74358030
O-okay
No but seriously, will people just look at me like a bag of dollars? Bigger target for pushers and muggers?

>>74358083
pls point out protestant counties in southamerica

>>74358134
>will people just look at me like a bag of dollars?
Nope. Memes.
>Bigger target for pushers and muggers?
If you act like a tourist, yes. Like anywhere else.

>>74358145
brazil, they are portuguese

>>74358134
Probably, desu muggers will take from anyone, but in Chile you have cops in most major streets so unless you walk in a allay you should be ok

>>74357847

True safe countries don't have bad places.

There are a couple neighborhoods here that are dangerous. Also pickpocketing is common in the tourist areas.

Uruguay isn't safe and that map is wrong.

>>74357678
>parts of colombia green right next to red
explain

>>74335766
If you want to come to Argentina just stay away from the north provinces and Buenos Aires (city)

>>74358202
¿Qué?

>>74358254
that's a shitty meme map, the whole country should be yellow except the borders

>>74358202

are you retarded or is this bait, Brazil is the most catholic country in the world

>>74358322
kek no, brazil is mayority catholic but has a lot of protestants, the biggest and most catholic country in the world is probably mexico

>>74357678

wow the dutch are pussies

>>74358202
Wrong. Besides our "protestants" are truly truly truly retarded.

>>74358202
>maericaen udecation

>>74337227
looks cool
I'm kind of biased and feel like big cities are the only cities that matter but Brazil small towns always look so nice
>>74337885
did he speak spanish?
>>74357758
lol maybe they target irishmen or somthing idk
>>74358209
>>74357809
Safe counties are also boring the only exception is Japan
>>74357895
>>74357849
it's not bad at all don't be dumb and you will have fun and avoid danger that being said i hung out in the downtown area a lot and it was fine lots of epople noit much danger

I did see some vagabundos getting guns aimed at them by police i didn't even flinch
(I'm from atlanta)
>>74358449
EVANGELISTA

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>>74358254
parts the government actually cares about

also muisca master race

>>74338328
What should I wear?

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>>74358322
yes this is bait. i admit. i read some brazilian threads about how pissed they are about their evangelical churches or some shit like that.
they have some of that in other cunts.
here is a random streetview. bariloche argentina. looks funny as fuck

>>74357303
They exist here, but only in the bad parts. That's why I'm asking.

>>74358620
It's so strange if you street view latin america that all the houses have a fence

South Brazil is safe. That's why I'm taking a road trip there.

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>>74358733
it is particularly common in brazil. not just a fence but also broken glass on the top of the walls etc.

>>74337856
>muh south
reminder that there are 2 southern brazilian cities among the 50 most violent in the world and 19 of the 50 are from anywhere in brazil
in colombia the only dangerous areas because of crime are Cali and its surroundings

>>74358893
This is common here too, in those places where it is not worth to buy a fence.

>>74358733
it's not strange if you understand that there are a lot of favelados subhumans wanting to steal your house

>>74358552
Jeans and shoes

>>74335766
My room

>>74358926
That list is pretty incorrect since they didn't incorporate any African countries besides SA. Nobody is going to tell me that Kinshasa is peaceful

>>74359118
No shirt?

>>74359152
Can I come over?

>>74359225
He means no cargo shorts, socks&sandals, quickdry hiking pants, etc

>>74359251
are you girl?

>>74335766
I already lived in 4 different cities and never even have been mugged in my life, so...

>>74358134
Most will see you as a bag of money with legs.

>tfw thread is getting kinda gay

>>74359225
Yes, use a shirt unless you're going to Brazil

>>74359363
Negotiable

>>74359542
people walk without shirt on the streets oh yeah. Don't you have some donkeys to fuck

>>74359648
close enough

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my house
come over
son
sit in the lap
is first world
mirite
SON

>>74359769
He is maybe talking about the coast? A lot of people goes by shirtless by the sea (literally by the sea tho)

>>74335766
FALKLANDS

Chile, Argentina and Uruguay.

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>>74337582
>Columbia
please stop

>>74345900
KEK

>>74357672
more whites = more cocaine

>>74335766
Everywhere but Argentina is safe to visit

>>74358254
Central Colombia is pretty safe m8. The map is wrong as fuck, it should be red anywhere close to the Venezuelan, Ecuadorian and Panamanian border and in some areas deep in the amazon. Other than that it is no different than most cunts

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Perú will try their best!

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>>74363590
please keep trying your best

>>74348413
Yes actually. Hospitable areas, where you can't die from freezing to death, are almost always easier to survive in.
As a result IQ stays low because they never had to evolve to plan long term to avoid dying.
Also these societies are less welcoming of strangers, because there is no danger in the climate like in say, Alaska, but the danger is other low IQ people instead.

>>74363649
she no longer does >>74363117
that thread triggered everyone even peru lmao

>South America

Reminds me of Seinfeld.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlBDxRdPSwg

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>>74358733
You need to keep your car safe
Pic is kinda common too

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>>74335766
Here OP, have a /lat/-approved racial guide so you can dress up as the locals.

Can any South Americans recommend to me where I could go to buy good coke and just have a nice time at a resort or something?

>>74335766
Tbh, it depends on how big are you? I know a German guy who's 6'4 and around 260lbs and muscular who went around Mexico with no problems.

>>74364172
Peru or chile

>>74364158
Jorge in that pic is a chilean kid lmao

>>74364172
san andres island, literally the best place for doing that
cartagena and santa marta are good options to

>>74364172
Well, coke anywhere in SA is made from real sugar instead of high fructose corn syrup, so I'd say in any cunt

>>74335934
only one accurate, don't listen to other shills

>>74358733
are you poor that you can't afford a nice fence?

>>74359769
aren't shirtless dudes usually favela guys?

>>74359367
Yes as an american i have had things stolen like 7 times and i'm only fucking 23 years old
btw this includes my dead father's car

>>74365798
>>74367612
How much does a gram cost in Colombia?

>>74364582
I'm a Black/Mulatto 5'3 140lbs guy and had no problems in Rio de Janeiro so idk if that means anything

if anything i think tall but meek Whites will have the worse time

"Safe" is relative.
Been to most of SA and I didn't die at least.

Southern parts, Chile, Argentina, Uruguay and southern Brazil I felt was the most safe areas.

Peru, Bolivia, Ecuador medium safety.

Most unsafe places Venezuela, Colombia and northern Brazil.


I'd strongly recommend going there though it's awesome everywhere. But you need to be a risk aware person who's also not a pussy.

>>74364582
They probably thought he was the Terminator kek