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phimo

The mere thought of African chimps and Arab shitskins defiling European soil with their presence turns my stomach. I doubt their ape like minds can even comprehend the glory and sophistication of the infinitely godlike superiority of European civilization. They would be like animals passing by the statue of Michelangelo, no cognitive capacity to understand the skill and artistic thought it represents. To them it would be indistinguishable from a boulder. Truly dark times we live in.

just had a colossal posh wank

off for a ciggy now

re: '518
stop posting this
thanks

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sexy boiz

Why is /int/ so tsundere towards us? I've never seen such an obvious crush before.

was the American Gods pilot any good

>radical centrism xD
>lib dems!!! :p
oh FUCK OFF

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>The mere thought of African chimps and Arab shitskins defiling European soil with their presence turns my stomach. I doubt their ape like minds can even comprehend the glory and sophistication of the infinitely godlike superiority of European civilization. They would be like animals passing by the statue of Michelangelo, no cognitive capacity to understand the skill and artistic thought it represents. To them it would be indistinguishable from a boulder. Truly dark times we live in.

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>Rape hundreds of children
>Get 2 weeks paid community service
>Torrent the latest episode of Mad Men
>Thrown in the slammer for a decade

Ah yes, """""""""""""""""""""""""Great""""""""""""""""""""""""" Britain

In Japanese, Japan is sometimes called "Great Japan". Same thing with Russia too. And Germany before the world wars.

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>>74333552
>us

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcXNPI-IPPM#t=2m30s

what the fuck is wrong with saffers lads

Reminder leftists have a hard on for the appearance of neutrality. Whenever you talk to a "centrist" they are always center left and just trying to adopt a new moniker because they damaged their brand.

>>74333603
>*make a torrent of the latest episode of Mad Men

>>74333603
reminder that two fathers were arrested for trying to recuse their daughters from muslim rape gangs

also another time the police came and arrested the underage daughter for being drunk and disorderly

>>74333617
its weird how often afrikaans sounds like english in a funny accent

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>>74333653
should rename stockholm syndrome to london syndrom tbqh

>i-it's only the creators!!!!!

Tim seems to be in a better mood today.

I don't think my political view can be pinned on a graph. I go based off pure objectivity. So much so that when people, left or right, talk to me, I annoy them with my very middle of the road answers.

>>74333617
what do you think sex with her is like

>>74333705
never defended it, just corrected it

>>74333705
0/10 worst new post

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>>74333645
>"Center-left"
>"Leftist"

Uhh the Centrist/Center-left are always unanimously Neoliberals.

Economically Conservative, Socially liberal, warhawk foreign policy.

The center-left (neolibs) and left hate eachother more than anyone else because Neoliberals try to position themselves as the "moderate progressive" vote while in reality just being a bunch of smug wall street fuckheads.

>>74333715
If I had a spot on the political compass, it would be dead-centre. Like right on the centre. The origin point. Everything else is a subjective deviation.

>>74333617
Thought that was going to be a cover of this desu.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nItuhuY1U04

>>74333603
the pornography part of that bill is mental tbqh

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>>74333705
NICE!

>>74333705
yeah nice one bruce you fucking spacker
http://medical-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/London+syndrome

>>74333617
how is she so pale in fucking seth efrika

>>74333645
>spend all day whining about Trump, Brexit, and "Rorkes" on /brit/
>"I'M A CENTRIST xDDD"

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>tfw you will never see a dream team radical centrist cabinet in your lifetime featuring: Tony Blair, Nick Clegg, George Osborne, Peter Mandelson, Vince Cable, Alastair Campbell, Chuka Umunna, Liz Kendall, Tim Farron, Anna Soubry, Emmanuel Macron, Bill and Hillary Clinton and JK Rowling

feels depressing

>>74333828
South Africa is white

>>74333833
This is a Safe For Work board. Please be more considerate with your posting

>>74333653
First they came for the people without television licences, and I did not speak out, because the BBC has been shit for years and I shan't pay a dime for their sorry excuse of a channel.

Then they came for the knife users, and I did not speak out, because I'm a Japanese culture aficionado who only uses chopsticks.

Subsequently they came for the porn watchers, and I did not speak out, because I've been doing nofap for the past 48 hours.

After that they came for the torrent creators, and I did not speak out, because I've never even bothered seeding and I'm a completely worthless runt who refuses to give back to the community.

Finally they came for the torrent downloaders, and nobody was left to speak for me.

>>74333833
wtf i just got fired

Do they still issue dog tags in the armed forces?

>London syndrome - a psychological phenomenon wherein husbands form bonds of empathy and sympathy with their immigrant neighbours to an extreme degree and may even allow them to impregnate their wives
the fuck?

>>74333833
remember that BB. Top slag.

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10 quid for whoever can guess which one is me

modern day centrists are just metropolitan liberals by another name

>>74333902
they were binned a long time ago for assuming soldiers' identities

>>74333930
really don't care, also Facebook filenames are doxxable

Need a nice British city to add to my weather app that isn't London

Cheers

Sent from my iPad

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>>74333840
>Means testing on shit nobody cares about, means testing on shit nobody cares about everywhere.
>Also a war across all of central asia that is poorly handled and results in the worst refugee crisis the world has ever seen, ISIS also takes over the entirety of mainland Europe.
>On top a financial crisis because ooops wall street did it again, and the people are forced to bail out the entirety of the bankers once again because all the cabinet advisors are from Citibank, BoE and Goldman Sachs.

Do you want to see the end of civilization in the most tediously annoying way possible?

>>74333930
I love our Vicki

>>74333833
her husband is a right tory boy. Looks about 15

>ywn be the first person to suck on a pair of tits

>>74333969
Dundee, Scotland. Named for famous Australia adventurist, Crocodile Dundee.

>>74333902
I think so yeah.

>>74333930
the nigger?

it saves men and economics but plant complex to women.
but women have women really power. picaso are inspired by girlfriends . i look thread, cant post,but tell me.

>>74333969
take an irish city like derry or belfast instead

>>74333996
woah alri sick

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>>74333896
>he seeds
good work runt, VERY good work
your precious bandwidth is appreciated

its odd how obsessed yanks are with prison as punishment instead of rehabilitation

nothing radical about being a centrist, they've been in power since the 90s

The only way you can appease a majority of the electorate is to lie. A fact as old as time.

Democracy enables liars.

>>74334057
hmm yes that lad that raped and murdered those kids should be given tea and cakes and taught to wank to pictures of dead kids instead yes hmm ahh yes

got a facemask on

>>74334057
bit bemused as to why anybody would remotely give a shit to be quite honest with you family

>>74334122
ban the burka

>tsundere
Pronounce this

>>74334141
hideous gremlin creature

>>74333902
Yes they do.

Got weird hair lads. Double crown, asymmetrical hairline and it parts naturally on both sides but like a quarter inch further in that you'd expect.

>>74334157
tsun-deh-ray

>>74334157
rhymes with thunder

>>74334157
Sun-dear

>>74334157
soon-der-ayy

>>74334157
cornetto

>>74334169
like john deere except son deere

>>74334157
The T is silent. It's used in German orthography as well. Sūn/Du/Re (long U like an oo).

If there's one thing I know, it's orthography, you cunt.

started having a wank before I start drinking so once I'm under the influence I don't start messaging random women

>not much, just busy with life, wbu?
lads, does this girl even want to talk to me? it's like she's making 0 effort but she got pissed off earlier because i dont talk to her enough

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ah yes, brexit

>>74334248
me on the right getting pulled off a cliff by an escaped runt

Drank half a pint of rum at work. Finishing off the pint-bottle in bed. It's 7 am, but it's alright, I work the night-shift.

>>74334103
>me getting a justice boner is more important than reducing recidivism, getting rid of the prison industrial complex and treating drug addiction

This is what I see in your post. Boredom and imprisonment is punishment enough.

>>74334240
She wants attention.

>>74334157
SUN DERR

If there's one thing I know, it's how to torture a subhuman leaf to death, eh buddy

>>74334284
agreed
new born children should be raped en masse, and there should be no punishments whatsoever for it
he dindu nuffin, he a good boy, it was societies fault he raped that kid, he a good boy

I reckon if I got all my thoughts down on paper, I'd be a famous essayist.

Instead I'm an alcoholic minimum-wage security guard.

The again, I'm only 21. Loads of geniuses blossomed later in life when they were financially stable.

>>74334248
haunting pictures

>>74334302
hmmm well she is quite fit but i cba with the hassle
*surreptitiously deletes her number*

>>74334284
>sees all that in the aussies post about punishing child rapists
It's quite clear you're a nigger, likely already committed some crimes and want to be able to rape children knowing that if you're caught, prison won't be too hard.

post slags

>>74334248
me in the background having a night out with the lads on top of the flooded tower with my skeleton acquaintances

>>74334334
STOP

business idea: the Liberal Democrats except they support hard Brexit

>>74334240
You're supposed to carry the convo to a certain extent. You make the topics

getting a POUNDING justice boner

>>74334359
Give me her number

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>>74334403
oi that's me!
made it a bigger picture now though cos my face was low resolution x

Corbyn was basically a Brexitter before he became party leader.

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this triggers the paddy

Never understood the death row thing
Just shoot em in the head and be done with it

>>74334426
your cute btw
it was funny too

>>74334408
will your bum be ok xx

my new corduroys look peng
bulges in all the right places hehe

Some faggot on /a/ recommended I watch KINMOZA the other day, it's honestly a sad state of affairs when the Japanese seem to idolise the UK as a country full of blond haired blue eyed well-mannered folk in tweed jackets living in castles when the reality is that it's an awful depressing shithole filled to the brim with millions of muslims and brown people. I think the Japanese stereotypes of European society in particular need to be cherished so future generations can understand how it all went so horribly wrong

>>74334426
>6'2 added to profile

smart lad

>>74334457
firing squads aren't used any more, they have to line up the lethal injections etc which take a long time to source. Lethal injections are far less humane than firing squad though so yeah if you're going to execute a prisoner just shoot them

never understood the potato famine
just shoot them in the head and done with it

>>74334502
umm who asked?

>>74334457
same lad it takes years sometimes before they finally kill someone

>>74334461
thanks

Unpopular Opinion: Britain is alright for a human country. Humans are just shit so even the best countries are really shit when you really look at it. *burp*

>>74334426
utter serial killer eyes

no woman with any sense of self preservation would go within 100 miles of this psychopath

>>74334426
we voted leave, out

>>74334554
i get this and "looks like a school shooter" a lot and I really don't get it
how do i change this

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>utter serial killer eyes
>no woman with any sense of self preservation would go within 100 miles of this psychopath

New gimmick: if you're drunk when you're posting, put *burp* at the end of your post. *burp*

>>74334457
Lot of bureaucracy behind the state legally taking somebody's life. Think with firing squads they give some of them blanks too so nobody has to feel the guilt of having being the one who killed them.

>>74334585
dye your eyes blue

reminder that to a canadian, getting drunk on a plane is a level of luxury and joy previously unimaginable to mere mortals

Popular Opinion: Canada is horrible for a human country. leafs are just shit so even the leafiest countries are really shit when you really look at it. *braap*

>>74334585
stop looking so intense for no reason, could be a mug shot taken right after your latest spree killing

>>74334589
christ I hate wogs

might post my face on /brit/ one day as a laugh

don't make me a meme, alright lads?

>>74333479
https://youtu.be/y1cFoPFF-as?t=804
based blair

Has Poleaboo done a suicide yet?

>>74334426
hows that workin for ya

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>>74334623
They are

Not a fan of this human race. It's this and that and that and this. Slow down guys. I just want to lay in bed and think. Cool it. *burp*

>>74334657
not worth it tbqh I did it once and some cunt from uni I didn't even know existed messaged me about /brit/, unless you're a literal base dwelling NEET and you think your parents aren't here don't do it, especially since once you post it there's no way to get it off the internet and 4chan especially ever again

>>74334688
paki pets

>>74334585
My female friends (don't give me grief lads) have always said a lad taking a mirror selfie is a bit pathetic. Your pic should be you smiling with your mates or something. At least fucking smiling.

>>74334715
Why do you keep posting

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>we voted leave, out
what did he mean by this

the worst thing about baitposting cunts is how effective their bait is

have a grudging respect for how well they stir the pot

eat the rich

>>74334746
Because I need to got sleep at a particular time and posting on 4chan keeps me awake.

This website is better than caffeine.

>>74334740
>with your mates
good one

>>74334734
Good post

Not a fan of this leaf race. It's shitpost and meme and meme and shitpost. Slow down leaf. I just want to genocide every fucking subhuman leaf on the fucking planet. *votes for treaueaueudeeuaueuaue*

>>74334789
Then smile at least, get some more sleep too

>>74334623
my eyes are blue but they still kind of give off a vibe

>>74334589
TUUUUUUUURTLE

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>>74333603
>>74333660

4chan is next after nyaa lads

the day of the rope looms ever closer on the horizon

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>>74334755
he's probably mistaken me for him
which means i am white haha

women dont be oppress,you know old papers and movies?
finding out yourself, nothing start.
why do you become men, picaso was inspired by women! I look.

>>74334707
Not well haha

This thread is awful. Fuck all Brits in it.
Full of jfs.

>>74334875
Upa RA

>>74334798
You don't mean that

>>74334861
I wanted to say exactly this but didn't know how. Thank you Nippon. Moshi Moshi (I know that means something in your language). *burp*

>>74334846
good

>>74334875
Start an /eng/ thread and I'll post in in

>>74334728
I've posted my face a few times on /soc/ and /fa/ on face rate threads and it hasn't come back to haunt me

think it's only a problem on generals

wish i was socially secure enough to post my face on the chon

>dude Canadian shitpost lmao
>Dude Aussie shitpost lmao
>Dude Jap shitpost lmao
Fuck off

>>74334728
so?
>>74334905
just post your face la

oppa gangnam style

Just checked my Runescape account and I've been banned for macroing lads. Said they won't even let me appeal it. Don't even have the know how and how to actually macro. Think I'm topping myself lads, I can't take it.

>>74334919
time for a brexit from /brit/ methinks

Southern american accents are the TRUE english accents
source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNqY6ftqGq0

/brit/? More like /foreigners/. Bloody hell, even I'm a foreigner, I am.

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>>74334728
>some cunt from uni I didn't even know existed messaged me about /brit/

>>74334875
>>74334919
umm no sweetie this board is multicultural

>>74334755
you look a bit slavic desu

>>74334969
creasing
stop talking to her.

>>74334919
You clearly haven't been targeted by the insidious leaf yet

>>74334969
kek

>>74334969
owned

>>74334967
it's a small world on 4chan, at the end of the day it's in the top 50 websites or somesuch and staying away from /b/ and /pol/ won't always save you

business plan: tax the rich 20x more than every1 else until we reach an equal wealth distribution and give the means of production to the government so it can be used for the greater good instead of for greedy profits

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>>74334969

I was saving it for yesterday, but I'm tempted to pop open the gin. A product of Basildon, UK.

I know, Essex is dire, but it's decent gin.

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>>74334993
>owned

>>74334956
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNqY6ftqGq0
>french people live in lousiana
>english people live in america
wow i never fucking knew mate

>>74334969
>not bottling up all your emotions

Fucking idiot

>>74335020
I meant tomorrow.

See, this is what a pint of rum does to a man. A product of the US Virgin Islands.

ouo

saw a cute girl and nice boobs and butt today and then realized she's probably like 15 and was with her dad

not a good feel tbqh lads

>>74335005
cant imagine anyone I know is on here though, we peak at 70 people in a thread

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"estrogen in our food and water is ba-"

the gf is a supersensitive runt sometimes

never get a gf with anxiety/low self-esteem, they'll keep calling themselves ugly and worrying about whether or not you like them or not or wondering if they're stupid

gets tiring until eventually you do stop liking them

>>74335030
sorry, I meant pwned

>>74335072
Could heem this runt out of the space-time continuum, never to return

>>74335075
FONT

>>74335075
weird
had all this happen to a tee and thought that's how it went with all women because im a spastic

Absolutely HOWLING at the STATE of runts who don't live by the seaside

>>74335075
They're all like that

>>74335105
It is

Gimmicks are retarded

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>having a gf

what' the point when she'll just go out and bang a guy like this without you knowing?

>>74335075
had a few proto-gfs like this
they all ended up with chad bfs
haha

>>74335125
>>74335130
wtf i hate women now
gfs are too much effort

actually hate leafs and potato niggers

>190 children molested enters the thread

Walk past a gentlemen's club on my way to work today. Didn't know we still had those. Probably have to be a lawyer or a surgeon to get in.

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>leafs
>Potato niggers

>>74335145
No she wont, I'm incredibly handsome with an excellent personality

*gets rejected by one woman*
wtf all girls are the same
*gets heemed by one chad*
let me tell you about how all men are special and unique and how i am special and unique because i am a *cough* man

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-39780037
the bee bee see

sometimes i look at leaf posts and wonder if they're bad on purpose on 3 levels of irony

Bowie songs ranked:
1.Oh! You pretty things
2.Heroes
3.Space Oddity
4.Changes
...
999999999.Under Pressure

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>190 children molested

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>>74335157

>>74335205
leafs aren't that intelligent

women dream to become men?
women really power act !
you can inspire even picaso!
why?why are you dogs media.

>>74335210
Some ok taste

>>74335215
sick of u desu

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>>74335210
>no sound and vision
>no ashes to ashes
>no life on mars?

I'm gonna be honest here, I don't believe half the shit I post. I don't agree with the /brit/ or /int/ hivemind either. It's just pure shitposting. Rile people up. That's all I ever post.

Seriously though, you guys are cunts for how much you rag on Canada. We're easily in the top 10 best countries. Probably top 5. And aside from micro-state, were #1 honestly.

>>74335210
1. Life on Mars
2. Ashes to Ashes

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>>74335214
>>74335167

>>74335227
Hello English teacher in Japan typing in broken English

Wish I knew what I want to do with my life, lads. Do any of you know?

>>74335253
i respek leaf posts quite a lot 2bh

two leaf posters here are very intelligent

>>74335278
borrowing time until I kill meself

>>74335253
weak country that relies on the US for protection lol!!!

no to Islamophobia!!!

Interpol went shit after antics

shan't tolerate leafcism

>>74335278
Little bit o this and a little bit o that you know?

is there a /brit/ factorio server?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UW8Zyt8SF_U
wonder if they'll come up with their own version of pepe to reference the trump campaign

phobia implies the fear is irrational

do not ignore me

pretty sure diane abbott is the ugliest woman ever to walk this earth

>>74335278
yeah, but no brains have different power. everyone can do, of course,but
your mean different.

>>74335322
Honestly mate I don't care

>>74334039
>Derry

don't you mean Londonderry?

>74335334
nonce

https://www.instagram.com/ooah/?hl=en

his girlfriend is unironically a pornstar

why would he do this to himself?

>>74335337
Racist

>>74335278
Something important, which I'm remembered for. Maybe some sort of invention which would be named after me or something.

I figured out what the problem is. The Jews.

>>74335348
Stop making up words

How many of you were brought up in abusive surroundings?

>>74334426
>those sad eyes
>that bio
>selfie

dear oh dear

the self-depreciating humour is fine but get rid of the "I have no friends" you absolute sadcase

just do the bit about the car and wall

and do something about your eyes

>>74335369
im not

i also like thicc girls and mommys

I figured out what the problem is. The leafs.

ignore is way of everyday.
I know,so said, we dont be excited you slave,we angry you greed and no brain.

>>74334847
>white
>those eyes

methinks not, rasheed

>>74334426
if I was a girl i would literally bf you

>>74335426
You wanna fuck with me??

>>74334728
how the fuck is Australia so big yet it seems every cunt in this thread knows one another

>74335419
bizarro oedipus nonce

>>74335464
Canterbury is 10/10

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>>74335451
my brown eyes are cute

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me

>>74335497
Nah, it is shit.

t. lived there 3 years

it's time to admit the hard left have a misogyny problem

>>74335020
>>74335061
never knew my hometown did Gin, what brand?

and Essex isn't dire, fuck off you absolute queg

>>74335480
>two blokes who go to the same uni
hmm ahh yes let me think hmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>74335497
best leaf
>>74335464
worst leaf, would fight you

>>74335517
I went to mass on Christmas there, literally a religious experience

>>74335517
nah it is good
t. grew up there

>>74335480
its big land wise but almost everyone lives in 4 cities

anyone in exeter

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Is Theresa May autistic?

>Theresa May locks up press in tiny room and refuses to let them film her touring a factory
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/cornwall-live-reporter-locked-in-room-banned-filming-theresa-may-factory-tour-general-election-a7713311.html

>Theresa May attempts to eat food normally
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/02/could-theresa-mays-ed-miliband-moment-prime-minister-enjoys/

>Theresa May books out Scotland hall as "children's birthday party"
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/theresa-may-election-latest-scotland-speech-visit-crathes-village-hall-aberdeenshire-corbyn-childs-a7709921.html

>Theresa May prays every night before she goes to bed, visits church often
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/looks-like-theresa-prays-downing-10326471

>Theresa May repeats herself constantly in speech
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/02/voters-play-theresa-may-slogan-bingo-election-fever-grips-tory-hq

>>74335325
>Mr Underwood you have to see this
>Hrrmmm? whuts thiiiiis? Some sorta - crudely drawhn cartoon Dragonfhlay?
>Yes sir, it's an internet meme, people are calling him 'smug Diego'

>>74335565
t. Maidstone

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>>74335464
Fixed

The real lesson of the Holocaust is that the world needs open borders

We should all emulate Facism

business idea: call a spade a spade

>>74335591
n-no actually faversham
canterbury is still very nice though

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>>74335480

>>74335521
>>74335569
if I name Jordan, Turtle and Ed guarantee you all know who these people are

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>>74335636

> two leaf posters here are very intelligent
There's no way you seriously believe that. We're all genuinely fucking awful.

>>74335636
that's still 11m people

>>74335636
me in that little bit in the centre, hanging out with my spider mates

>>74335636
Australia is so huge, imagine trying to walk across it.

>>74335636
why don't they terraform Australia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ49jtlz_3I

>>74335659
I agree

>>74335639
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yes people who namefag on brit yeeeeeeeeees hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>74335452
thanks mate x

>>74335675
would encourage immigration

>>74335701
this isn't even them namefagging it's them posting and then some other Bruce saying "oi Jordan reply to me on facebook aha"

>>74335663
And if you go to uni you're all concentrated into a maybe a dozen or so places in each city

im not gay

>>74335734
FULL
U
L
L

I hate women devour greedy may and thatcher to .
but true leader are men work.

regularly virtue signal about the historic oppression and extermination of ethnic minorities in my uni essays and speeches because I know that'll nab me points and tug on lefty heartstrings

feels good being a good goy

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Started watching Tim ironically but now it's one of the few things I look forward to on the average day.

>>74335760
Hello English teacher.

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>>74335769
found a tim pic in my slag folder the other day

>>74335734
except we already encourage immigration by allowing ricemunchers to purchase everything and then import their minions into the country
not to mention muh shitskins, muh refugees
if we had a country like america, perhaps enough whites would have moved here to actually make it great (again)
unforch we went the cuckold route and now will be exterminated

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>>74335769
Is tim a retard? We have a tim

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeeKe74fP9w

>>74335769

it's literally the same thing every episode and there's little to no character development, dropped this series a while back.

>>74335769
actually more embarrassing than Tim himself

at least he has the excuse of mental illness

>>74335820
fuck off back to /cum/ newrunt

>>74335808
don't care

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>record myself singing to find out if I have any talent
>sound just like Tim

>>74335847
alri xhang cio mong tche puk pung

>>74335848
post it

>>74335848
Sing because it's fun, not to impress people

doing a watch of "Dear White People" the series not the film

>>74335845
/brit/ is the new /cum/

I can play the guitar, but not well, and I can't sing either. I can be just like Bob Dylan.

Dunno what to get for tea.

>>74335898
go back to /cum/

>>74335770
hmmmmmmmmm
I was english teacher?
hmmmmmm

you ni

>>74335828
I dunno, things are moving a little recently.

As the date of his mental health assessment approaches he's getting more and more agitated and the sections after the music where he lists gripes and does a tour of the flat are getting longer.

>>74335940
Yes, Yankee-san.

>>74335926
teabag for starters

>>74335636
What the fuck city is that in the middle

>>74335954
woah

Name the top 3 causes of your depression.

>1. My family
>2. I'm Poor
>3. I'm Fat (though I've improved considerably on this one)

>>74335931
make me nonce

>>74335941
>ni
No such thing

>>74335963
Alice Springs

>>74335974
1. Leafs

>>74335963
Alice Springs
It's near Ayers Rock

>>74335946
he's been slow for a while because in his new flat there is no apparent nemesis yet

however his relationship with his landlord, the NHS and the flat upstairs has potential, even if marcus is now gone

>>74335974
1. my lack of social skills
2. my lack of passion for anything
3. my laziness

I don't understand the hate for Canadians on here. Canadians are one of the few nations which consistently make well informed posts of a high quality.

>>74335951
hmmmmmm
I was yonkee?
hmmmmmm

>>74335769
I just skip ahead to the 22 min mark and howl with laughter at him lamenting Marcus hausen

Depression isn't real, you're just pussies

leafs in /brit/ are somehow manage to be worse than canadians on the rest of the site

mad

>>74336032
frigg

>>74336078
>In Germanic mythology, Frigg (Old Norse), Frija (Old High German), Frea (Langobardic), and Frige (Old English) is a goddess. In nearly all sources, she is described as the wife of the god Odin.
Interesting.

nu

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my nails are too long but last time i cut them i gave myself an ingrown nail and im scared ill do it again :\

>>74336097
:O

>>74335683
shut UP

74336097
10/10

Depression isn't real, you're just leafs

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>>74336041

>>74336132
You never miss a beat eh

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I'm heavily depressed

thinking about voting lib-dems