>his country literally starts with 'new' >new

Old Zealand best Zealand

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMRIIfk7rEg

>>74333123
nz has such an aesthetically pleasing shape

>>74333446
It's like a woman's boot raised in the air
Hhnnnnngg

>>74333446
for me so does patagonia, which also has really awesome geology. and they're both thought of conceptually as the 'end of the world'

>>74333123
cities and countries that start with "new" is fuckung awful, and countries that end in "stan" too

>>74333542
can't unsee

>>74333542
australian italy

>New Holland (Australia)
>New Guinea (PNG)
>New Zealand

Literally fuck the Dutch, zero imagination

>>74335021
fucking hate anything named after places in other countries

literally everything here is either mandjoogoordap or mamungkukumpurangkuntjunya abo shit or it's the name of somewhere in england

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>>74333123
>new world

>>74333306
the point of creating New Holland, New Guinea and New Zealand was to make a better place than the original, you know...

>>74333123
Big boy Denmark, talking shit while we're all asleep.

>>74336349
well they did a great fucking job with new guinea

it's literally worse than africa there

>new mexico
>is not even in mexico

>>74336567
that's generally how it goes

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>>74336260
>"so where did you grow up?"
>"oh my hometown is mamungkukumpurangkuntjunya, i spent many a summer's evening riding bikes with my best friend over to mandjoogoordap"

>>74336633
English names aren't that great either

I live near a place literally called Cockburn

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>>74336649
ironically, thats actually australia

>>74336788
Yeah, and it's a British name or did you miss how every single one of those places were part of the British Empire

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>>74336649
>>74336788
disredard that i am stupid and i read the post wong

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NEO ZERENDOOOOO

your city isnt worth shit if it doesnt have a "new" version
t. from Ålesund

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>>74337009
But my city was called "New" from the beginning

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>>74337108
ay we also have a newcastle (nyborg)

>>74336260
>fucking hate anything named after places in other countries
This. New Zealand should just change it's English name to Aotearoa.

>>74337108
To be fair, it was called 'new' in 1060, which is older than most actual countries here.

>>74337108
I live next to newcastle, Washington. It was named after your city because there was lots of coal mining

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>>74337735
The 'orignal' Washington is a town in the Sunderland area.

Ancient home of George Washington's family.

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>>74337653
Funnily enough there is in fact an "old castle" that you can visit.
>>74338036
I've been there, it's quite cool to be honest. The front gate is flanked by these two huge stone eagles.

>>74337735
>>74338137
And the family's old coat of arms has stars and red stripes..

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>>74338333
Forgot picture

>>74338333
My Coat of Arms has two crossed dicks, a swastika and a picture of Mohammed.

>>74337735
we also have a Newcastle in New South Wales

>>74336567
It is a containment state for H*spanics.

now that I think about it, our state and territory names are also fucking shit
>New South Wales
>Victoria
>Australian Capital Territory, because it's the capital territory of Australia
>Western Australia, because it's west
>South Australia, because it's south
>Northern Territory, because it's north (meant to be called Kingsland at one point
>Queensland

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>>74336260
Places in the United States are almost always either named after Native American tribes/villages or cities in Yurop. I was literally born in a city named "Athens, Tennessee". Our cities also look boring af.

>>74340242
and Sydney was unironically meant to be New Albion at first

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>>74333123
Good ol' New Denmark am I right.

these people weren't very imaginative were they, there are like 20+ Manchester in the US

I always love how different the places are to each other and how relevant they are, like at least York is vaguely relevant compared to Jersey (small island near France), used to live near Brentwood a smallish town just outside of London/in Essex and I reckon the one in California is a bit more famous
currently live in Canterbury and there's places called that in Aus, NZ, Canada and the US