The Liberal Democrats edition
/deutsch/
3rd for Ireland
/éire/ + /celt/
funny language the ol' chinese
the liberal traitorcrats
Those of you who were at the rally on Friday will remember that Ros Scott passed on to our new President, Tim Farron a copy of a book:
On Liberty by John Stuart Mill. A reminder that we are the inheritors of a century and a half of radical liberal tradition.
We're not the heirs to Thatcher.
We're not the heirs to Blair.
We are the heirs to Mill, Lloyd George, Keynes, Beveridge, Grimond.
We are the true radicals of British politics. That was true a hundred and fifty years ago and it is still true today. In government, especially in difficult times, it is more important than ever to know whose side you are on. When money is tight you have to make choices. And the only way to get them right is to know who you are making those choices for. We are on the side of Alarm Clock Britain. They have been failed for generations. Failed by the tired tribalism of left and right. Failed because both of those political traditions forget about people and place their faith in institutions. For the left, an obsession with the state. For the right, a worship of the market. But as liberals, we place our faith in people. People with power and opportunity in their hands. Our opponents try to divide us with their outdated labels of left and right. But we are not on the left and we are not on the right. We have our own label: Liberal. We are liberals and we own the freehold to the centre ground of British politics. Our politics is the politics of the radical centre. We are governing from the middle, for the middle. In government. On your side.
sixth for the leaf menace
https://streamable.com/149sb
ah yes... Americans
>>74331396
/éire/ is shite, don't associate yourself with that embarrassment
/cum/
just sat my last exam and i'm 99% sure i've went and got a 2:2 lol
>>74331428
/brit/ is also shit
>>74331397
bit sexist
first for /brit/
>>74331397
need to move to know nepalese
>It's a The comic book shop is full of emasculated greasy runts and purple haired feminists episode
Ah yes
>>74331442
Nah /brit/ is funny and not filled with paedos
>>74331417
we're not a menace
you play too many video games
>>74331457
>going to a comic book shop
Ahh yes, autism
>>74331413
>"tyranny of the majority"
> faith in people
what did the liberal democrats mean by this
>A single autist from /x/ makes a videogame by himself and this is the result
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNq-DUda_4k
burning some eucalyptus oil in my room
sinuses going to be fucking clear as tonight
>not even been awake for an hour
>qt already saying she's pissed off at me
not going to be a good day tbqh
>remember LA Noire being pretty fun
>go to have a look at it on steam
>£25 with the DLC
what nonsense is this, it's a 6 year old game
>>74331511
where does tyranny of the majority come from?
Hate Brits. Hate Saxons. Hate the UK. Hate Protestants. NOT Irish just don't like them simple as. Love Potatoes
Tim is a TWAT and a RUNT and deserves EVERY bit of harassment he gets
>>74331551
seems a bit mature for 6 years old to play 2bh
Democracy?
Not a fan.
>>74331468
>>74331551
>The steam Jew
P-pc m-masterrace
>>74331564
i'd put you out of business if you said that on the same island as me, sunshine
hate ozzy man reviews
>>74331466
its filled with leftists and gays
hate ozimandias
>>74331599
same
>>74331359
the illiberal autocrats
>>74331562
>not love pints
pintman.jpg
why do the 4-5 far right lads including irish bogger, liam, thailad and many other such cases, always constantly moan about leftists? Isn't it a bit boring?
>>74331551
just pirate it lmao
reading about willies on quora
lads cannot tell if this is a boy or a girl but if it's a boy i'm gay now
>>74331599
Alright cunt get munted
love my gay lads and pints
oi
google images
picture 4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bQGRRolrg0
>>>/r9k/36717582
>>74331560
it's in "On Liberty"
Canada is too post-national to have a diaspora. Our only big one are all the Canadians in Hollywood making 10/10 movies and banging hot Yank actresses.
At what point do you go from dating to having a gf?
Hate Germans. Hate decentralised religion. Hate heresy. Hate Martin Luther. NOT Catholic just don't like them simple as. Love Popes
>>74331629
This.
>>74331645
very clearly a male
------------IMPORTANT THREAD------------
>>74331553
------------IMPORTANT THREAD------------
>>74331631
bet you're a fucking leftist reeeeeeeeeee
>>74331683
Few weeks of dating then you just ask her to go steady
>>74331677
What is with you and Hollywood?
>>74331688
but look at the eyes, nose and lips?
>>74331686
pint wanker loves his pints
>>74331672
deano counselling
>>74331689
post fred talbott
>>74331672
>cry through the whole hour
think i have a sinus infection
my teeth are killing me
>>74331710
nose is the only thing that looks slightly feminine
eyes have mascara on, lips have lipstick and are pursed
get a grip
>>74331567
democracy works because of fandom
>>74331683
When you ask them to be in a relationship?
think i have a teeth infection
my sinuses are killing me
think I have a broken arm
my legs are killing me
think i have Christian infection
Islamists are killing me
Business idea: gather up all cyclists, place them in a black bin liner and leave it in the Thames overnight
think i have a broken heart
my soul is crushing me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGNIeLtvo5s
Who will the mandem vote for
Business idea: laugh at cager runts
think i have a broken britain
my ideological austerity is killing me
>>74331768
Don't forget goy, cyclists are vehicles if they are on the side of the road and pedestrians if they are on the sidewalk
Where do they get the fucking nerve
think i have a gimmick
something something killing me
>>74331726
eucalyptus oil la
got this little burner thing to dispense it through the room, only cost three dollars
American girls LOVE BCC (Big Canadian Cock). Think I'm gonna head down to California and get a valley girl to be my cumdumpster.
the more i think the more i get sad
I have irritable bowel syndrome and i don't give a shit.
>>74331750
>>74331746
The roots of the upper molars are in close proximity to the sinus cavities
think i have a ball busting fetish
my bollocks are killing me
think i have a willy infection
bumhole is killing me
>>74331790
mandem4libdem
>>74331821
shut up nerd
>>74331805
Honestly the scum of the earth
smashed off 2 red bull and feeling ready for my span exam
>>74331457
we need a /brit/co
business idea: just build bike lanes like a regular first world country
why does Rodney keep calling Del 'Dale'?
how does he not know his own brother's first name. jesus christ who writes this shit?
*starts punching my own face*
*megs you*
Get a Blue Machine bottle of Naked with every meal deal
They cost 2.48 on their own, I make a killing
>>74331885
*smegs you*
>>74331880
he calls him dewuh
>>74331872
too hilly, roads too narrow, cagers too angry
>>74331897
*pegs you*
brit/co/
>>74331872
>Cyclists will stay in their lanes like civilized human beings
um no sweetie
>>74331896
Apprentice material
Lord Sugar would love you
Going to go downstairs and eat some tortellini now
>>74331914
cagers need to be gassed
>>74331910
*kegs you*
>>74331880
he calls him dehw you mug
>>74331932
Bike vs cage, I win every time peddler scum
maybe all this suffering will amount to one good fucking thing
>>74331359
>democrats
>desperate to ignore or overturn the result of a democratic vote
really activates my almonds
Japan’s Birthrate Drops Below 1 Million
>>74331912
been way too sociable lately, not a fan 2bh
Cashier at the gas station asked me if I wanted change. I told him "we could all use a little chaaange".
>>74331972
umm they want another referendum
that is more referendums than any other major party
or are they only democratic when you get your way
>>74331932
Gas yourself you leftist spandex wearing bender
>>74331996
I'd punch really fucking hard
>>74332006
>regressives
hmm nah no not a fan
>>74332011
imperial sandnigger fucking
business idea: instead of canaries, lower leafs into coal mines
>>74332001
what is the point of another one if the first one already decided the result?
>>74332061
who is this clapped slag?
just did a poo anyone want to lick me clean
>>74332066
you scared?
>>74332065
SHUT UP AUSTRALIA
>>74332070
just some whore in my sandnigger folder
>>74332077
only if you're a hot grrl
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2904480/
going to start smoking tbqh lads
was the pilot of American Gods any good
>>74332077
yeah mate bend over
*snips your bollocks off with scissors*
hehe, thanks for playing
Want a nice little coffee but I haev to go to sleep in two hours
>>74332066
democracy
business idea: become a pintman
>>74332100
refuse to believe girls poo
Never had friends. Gonna be honest, most of the time I depress even myself. I wouldn't befriend myself.
I've tried to be different really, really hard, but I'm boring and sad.
Though people online say they think I'm smart.
>ASL
>Region
>Job
>>74332089
nah, we already won
>>74332120
the first one was democracy
need a big batty queen to wine pon mi cocky head slowly
>>74332118
have a tea instead you manky little crypto-yank
>>74332139
Where do you live bud?
>>74332149
M23
Berkshire
Student
>>74332066
What was the point of the 2016 referendum when the result was already decided by the 1975 referendum?
>>74332151
the second one will be democracy as well
eating maggi chicken noodles
refuse to believe girls refuse to become romantically involved with me
>>74332149
>35/m/london
>london
>web developer
>>74332157
Edmonton, Alberta. I used to slag it off, but when I started going outside I realised it was alright.
>>74332136
seen it on the internet many many times lad
Why do JFs just see /brit/ as a means of spamming their immature b-tier shitposting? They never actually discuss anything, just fucking troll.
When can we have a proper British general and just leave this one as a place for the retards of /int/?
ah yes, the British """"empire"""""""
>>74332201
need a /br/exit
>>74332187
Oh, Alberta is too far.
>>74332190
someone's put it up there manually first in all of those vids lad sorry
>>74332167
won't be a second one m8, we've already had our share of democracy, no more left now
Will I read that? No, no I wont
realised I was a radical centrist today - a worrying development to be sure
Tara > Carli
>>74332184
can't refuse when they dont know u exist
>>74332205
outstanding canadian post
business idea: have a poo
>>74332201
doing a poo
>>74332218
but i like democracy. want some more pls
>>74332166
2016 EU isn't what the 1975 referendum signed us up for
>>74332201
I am a British enthusiast, I would like to talk about British things but generals are all just /r9k/ tier stuff now so there is no point
Got pull3e over by the cops. Called me dad to speak to them and they let me go.
Gave em 15 bucks and they led me to my hotel.
>>74332244
nah more democracy is anti-democratic
>>74332201
for about six months I did that on /balt/ausnz/ instead but it got boring fast so here I am
had to hide that liz hurley pic
take the brownpill lads fuck sandniggers
business idea: pissing and shitting
Micks and Scots literally on suicide watch
>outstanding canadian post
>>74332216
in through the mouth hole and out through the bum hole is how it has always worked lad
>>74332272
I rate cumming higher than shitting or pissing
>>74332149
>19
>Bradford (at uni here)
>Student, on course for a 3rd in Comp Sci, 300k starting any job I want
>>74332215
Fair call. I have work 6 days out of 7 now.
I'm turning my life around, to be fair.
>>74332306
cumming and shitting?
business idea: brexit referendum everyday for a year. take an average at the end and that's the verdict
>>74332272
don't think this one will work
>>74332149
25/M
London
Machine Operator
>>74332277
wew
can't blame girls for not liking me
i don't even like me
>>74332358
i like you... NOT!
>>74332294
nah
>>74332272
watched a jav video where guys worked in a warehouse bottling/bagging girl's wee and poo to sell online
business idea: get rejected by fat ugly girls because i'm so fucking undesirable that even they don't want me
>>74332374
don't listen to him
I had a gf once and saw her arsehole many times, I do not believe shit is made in there
When I came to /int/ in 2013, being as sad as I am was celebrated. We posted how long you hadn't been out of the house, and the longest number of weeks got the most street-cred (figuratively). Now when I say I spent 2 years between 18-20 as a housebound NEET, I get laughed at. What is this?
liberal should know women really power. media say lie,men are same women. so women hate themselves.
i think, what think you,tell me.
i sometimes look you,but cant post.
>>74332358
>>74332387
Just b urself.
>>74332391
>gif
fuck off
>>74332201
/b/ is more mature than /brit/ desu. post a "doin a poo" thread on there and i bet it doesn't hit the bump limit
>>74332405
you are NOT ugly
my hard-on is raging under my jeans
Posting this Australian animal
>>74332374
trust me lad, i'm an expert in seeing girls shitting
>>74332403
チョン・チョン・ビンボン
business idea: heem the ethiopian
I have left my room in 16 months and I shit in a bucket.
Dear /brit/
I am writing regarding post ending in 403. I wish to say, fuck off proxy cunt.
Thanks
>>74332415
/b/ is just immature people being themselves
/brit/ is (semi)mature people pretending to be immature
>>74332431
pics x
Business idea: Stefan Molyneux as world leader.
>>74332270
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFFPPPPTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>74332422
>african
>not ugly
Heh
I subsist entirely on hot-pockets and my own ejaculate mixed with flour.
our posts are just virtual graffiti
high at work lads
>>74332432
platypus are cute
love pints
@74332481
runt life.
>>74332472
the gf
> person next to me on the bus listening to that new hit pop song really loud
Hell is other people, indeed.
>>74332466
leader? isn't he some kind of bizarro anarchist or something
>>74332505
Pass
>>74332488
>poisonous mammal that lays eggs
not sure about this one
>>74332513
Ancap.
What is all this shit
choking
>>74332505
bio-oil generously slathered on the legs
>>74332446
>/brit/ is (semi)mature people pretending to be immature
you keep telling yourself, that, pleboid
>>74332535
me in the bottom right, clad in 3 seaxes
is not
snot
hahaha
>>74332400
dyu lick it?
Dear /brit/
I am writing regarding post >>74332577
I wish to say, great gimmick.
Thanks
>>74332535
Really dislike the Yorkshire Riding flags desu. Who the fuck designed them?
>>74332574
FOEU
if wisdom grew on trees you would be a bush
I unironically talk IRL the same as I post on /brit/. I even use words like "runt" and "heem".
>>74332552
*presents erect willy*
you were saying?
>>74332574
no, she was very shy
wanted to though
>The first preserved platypus body was thought to have been a fake, made of several animals sewn together,[3] when it was first looked at by scientists in 1799.[4]
>The unusual appearance of this egg-laying, duck-billed, beaver-tailed, otter-footed mammal baffled European naturalists when they first encountered it, with some considering it an elaborate hoax.
>>74332535
me in the south east, protected by not one, but 3 mighty seaxes
>>74332600
read this post outloud
>>74332600
haunting mental projection
Dear no gf feel,
please stop
Yours truly,
me
the fuck is reddit spacing?
got a part time job at some paki playboy's side business/money laundering front until i go to uni at the end of summer
[reddit space]
first day i brought a packed lunch and ate it at 12:00, at 12:30 they came in with loads of really really fucking spicy curry and pressured me into having some, i hate spicy food and it was hell. faily sure it was some kind of hazing ceremony.
[reddit space]
also i helped his milf paki wife load some stuff into her car, she felt up my arm, called me a strapping lad and said i has a gorgeous skin tone while stroking my forearm, dick is still diamonds now desu
SMACK
SMACK
SLUUUURPPP
SMACK
>>74332615
omg i love towie xx
>>74332632
cross paths with me and that feel will stop instantly, along with any other feel below the neck
reddit,,,,,,,,,,,
>>74332535
nottingham mentioned
we dont be excited you slave,
but we angry you greed and no brains.
>>74332658
WING CHONG CHIN CHING CH'D'ONG
>>74332403
I look you too
Reddit for News, 4chan for (You)s. I'm not the only one who does it.
>>74332681
oi, jap. jog on.
>>74332666
sounds good lad, but can you do above the neck too, slept a bit weird last night and now its killing me
guten nighten ladsen
girls bums literally go all the way round to the front so even if you lick the front bum or the back bum, you are still licking bum
t. bum expert
>>74332701
>Reddit for News
kill yourself
lads i don't mind telling you that i have opted to eat an apple of the braeburn variety.
Girl: Do out good at the weekend?
Me: ummmmmmmmmmmmmm no-no.
Girl: *looks at me like I'm a spaz and then walks off without saying anything*
Haha, that will teach her not to conversate with me.
Now I'm going to sleep for 2 hours before jiu jitsu
ate a bomb kebab this lunch
curry meat
salad tomatoes onions
dürum bread
barbecue & samourai sauce
>>74332710
set foot in essex and I'll cleave your skull in two with one karate chop
How old is your Reddit account?
Me: 6 years old.
>>74332769
sorry, not interested, my arse is cleaved in two and it gives me enough shit already
>>74332307
>for a 3rd in Comp Sci, 300k starting any job
You'll be lucky to make 10% of that, you deluded runt.
>>74332765
>bomb kebab
very popular in france hehe
>>74332781
shut the fuck up
>>74332681
BAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
A true alpha male
Canada is Reddit: the country
>>74332733
good post
>>74332791
he's paid in pesos
>>74332796
Well said Seoulbro
>>74332149
19/M/Derby
Derby
3d animation student
>>74332809
upvoted and retweeted
Imagine licking Palvin's fanny batter off Hamilton's throbbing purple knob
How old is your wife?
Me: 6 years old.
*rapes German women on my way to Berlin*
>>74332861
disgusting post, hidden
>>74332862
this post has been stored by GCHQ with your name attached.
>>74332881
You would though
*Barges into the thread swinging my mighty arms haphazardly*
>>74332600
done this
mates started asking me what heem meant, said it was just a word i learned at uni
they say it too now
no no no I WON'T have it
*filters everyone*
Justina Trudeau in the bottom right.
would bang.
foreskin smells like a snickers bar
>>74332922
*tases you*
>>74332780
areolae too big
>>74332936
bottom left looks scarily like hilary clinton
>>74332954
*Instantly drops to the floor, convulsing and frothing at the mouth*
>>74332953
i don't have it so I wouldn't know
>>74332936
hate how any time someone is ok looking in an usually ugly job they get elevated to model status
>>74332998
jew
>>74332953
*takes dick to nose*
"I'll be the judge of that"
"hmm yes quite pungent"
What kind of sick son of a bitch has a necrophilia fetish
>VVD already won in netherlands
>May is going to win in UK
>Macrons going to win in France
>Nationals going to win in NZ
>Chelsea Clinton is going to win US in 2020
>Center-right smug Sorkin and wall street worshiping Neoliberal world order is going to be re-established.
>Past few years weren't actually a time of meaningful political change, just a vent going off.
If UKIP or Corbyn don't win this election, I'm going to be seriously fucking pissed. I'm tempted to postal vote even tough Hertfordshire is a Tory safe seat.
I can already see the fucking smug MSM articles already when May and Macron win. "A WIN FOR CENTRISM". "NEOLIBERALISM IS BACK WITH VENGEANCE", "THINGS RETURNING TO NORMAL"
ugh just kill me already.
>>74332936
history and now, we can find men women different.
its photo like reverse hitler.
*hides my necrophilia porno mags*
>>74333030
smell this
>>74333044
>UKIP or Corbyn
A rare sighting of "Radical Retardism"
http://www.strawpoll.me/12878178
poll for anyone that missed it earlier x
>>74333080
Beautiful
just got called a homophobe in publix
we can know,
whites are great at making
brown are deligence
black, yeah,but it doesnt mean slave. ok? feminism.
Reddit is Canada: the Website
>>74333044
same
fifteen dollars
ok? feminism
Need a nice British city to add to my weather app that isn't London
Cheers
Sent from my iPad
>>74333050
>>74333150
What did he mean by this?
dont understand the appeal of bo burnham
might take my leafblower out of the shed
What would you do if you were a goose?
Daily Reminder: Outside of this website Canada is among the top 5 most respected countries in the world. We're what every country should be. Prosperous, Safe, Civilised and Fair. Stay mad.
>>74333199
women have different power ,men.but you hide this!
>>74333200
like his songs desu
>>74333235
lol say that to my face and not on the internet and then you see you stop laughing you dickhead
the assholes like you i shit on their head in the morning at brekfest and then i
pool the flush to send them in the sewers where shits like you have to stay, its
better if you start shutting down your computer becaue i already started backtracin you r ip and then when i find you and then its you're fucking business and then i come and you cry on your knees like the sissy faggot you are but i will send to the hospital anyway if not at the graveyard, you're already braindead anyway
you'rea fucking fagot i hope the next nigger dick you suk it's the last and the cum goes through your throat and you drown while you cry like the suckling you are retard kid mongoloid stupid like shit
dont you dare again really you must repent coming out from that six lane corridor that is the filty cunt of that wore of you're mother
say that again hthat i laugh at seeing you being the big bully of my anus that behind a screen everyone is good at spitting insults and get too big but in the real life you're a sad autistic fag virgin without friends and you cant even ghet hard from all the times you jerked off
asshole
>>74333238
fly into the jet of a plane
Love japs, hate autistic lads that proxy for a jap flag
going to spam willy bum arse fanny for the >>74333333 and none of you will stop me
>>74333253
feminism? ok?
>>74333248
so clinton win?
voglio scopare
>>74333134
acting like a teenage girl on the blob
>>74333258
genuinely hurt by this
consider this for deletion
>>74333110
At this point, I want anything to stop the re-establishment of Neoliberalism. This shit should have been shot in the fucking head after 2008, instead, the entire global media and vested interests have gone into overdrive trying to return things to "normal".
Centrist neolibs are literally the most smug fucks on the planet and I'm with Zizek on "Basically we are at a crisis point, and we must do anything to kick in the teeth of the Neoliberal world order"
If I was in the US, I would vote Trump, if I was in France, I would vote Le Pen, In the UK, I'll vote Corbyn.
I'm sick with Neoliberal fucks getting their way with all that bullshit "We're so pragmatic" nonsense.
willy bum arse fanny minge arse bum fanny willy twat cunt minge arse twat fanny minge arse minge twat willy bum arse fanny minge arse bum fanny willy twat cunt minge arse twat fanny minge arse minge twat willy bum arse fanny minge arse bum fanny willy twat cunt minge arse twat fanny minge arse minge twat willy bum arse fanny minge arse bum fanny willy twat cunt minge arse twat fanny minge arse minge twat willy bum arse fanny minge arse bum fanny willy twat cunt minge arse twat fanny minge arse minge twat
>>74333335
hahahahahaha you mong
>>74333316
what if I am xx
OHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYY GODDDDDDDD
>>74333335
OFF
BY
TWO
Do drugs make art better, question mark.
kill leafs make life better, exclamation point.
consuming ibuprofen with codeine
>>74332662
>>74333335
WAHEEEYYYY
why are leafs so love seeking itt
>>74333410
filter 'em
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8FwMlkoxjI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8FwMlkoxjI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8FwMlkoxjI
>>74333274
does my fucking head in the way the cunt drops words so his posts read like engrish. fucking mong.
new thread, colon, now.
>>74333410
>>74333444
I've had enough, goddamit
>>74333418
very nice
>>74333440
It's just that one guy trying to get Australias attention