/script>
Previously: >>74324350.
>>74326596
>>74326609
>fingolian rape baby pretends to be aryan edition
hmm
feet are freezing but when i put my slippers on they get hot and start to sweat
real dilemma lads
>I love dance music!
awww really sweatie? well then who's this? :) don't worry ill wait
>>74326609
>punches scotland
ahh yes
Would like to lick Maisie's bumhole, 2bh
>>74326596
>want gf
>wank
>cum
>realise I dont want to be wagecuck/regular cuck for some dumb bitch
reminder to cum before you do anything important in ur life
i've been into house music for like 2 years now but now it's full of poseurs
>>74326626
cut your feet off
got my hair cut like bobby today
looks surprisingly alri
>>74326626
just put one on
>>74326653
are you the rorke?
i wonder if life in the ukraine was better under post-stalin soviet rule
of course they were poor and treated like shit by the russians even after stalin died but at least they had law and order, functioning infrastructure, etc
now parts of the ukraine rival iraq and syria in terms of lawlessness
theyve got frequent bank robberies, kidnappings, arson, and armed gangs roving the streets... really seems quite abysmal
>>74326671
No that's me
>>74326653
Why did all the Kennedys have wonky eyes?
fuck everyone in this thread
>>74326683
>>74326671
Erm sweetie I'm pretty sure that's me
i am white
>>74326688
they're irish
oi Bruce
thoughts on FriendlyJordies?
think he's a pretty funny bloke Tbh
>>74326692
You can tell you're a JF from a mile away.
Stuck my finger up the gf's bumhole in the shower
>>74326671
I'm a Radical Centrist me
>>74326688
Just JFK and Bobby really. Ted seemed normal
>>74326702
Bf loves him, I think he's pretty funny sometimes but he needs to stop ranting about climate change at literally any given opportunity. I just don't give a shit about climate change when im in the mood to watch the kinda stupid shit he creates and he needs to pick his moments to bring it up if its important to him.
Sometimes just wanna watch shit and have a laugh and feel like im being lectured all of a sudden. He's pretty cute though, he used to be a model.
>>74326702
Yeah talented dude and has made some hilarious stuff. Bit too much of a gommie at times though.
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-europe-alert-attacks-idUSKBN17X2CV
hmm ah yes
Demonstrating my new gimmick in exactly 5 minutes
just sound some old photos of my local area
bit weird lads
willy got hard to a picture of liz hurley on /tv/
>>74326711
good lad
willy got hard to a picture of paris jacksons feet on reddit
my local
>>74326702
He was literally paid by trade unions to push Labor party messages in the 2016 election
Not a fan
Gonna move to an Anglo country as a skilled immigrant soon. The only question is Australia or Canada?
>>74326793
state of ya
>>74326772
https://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/generic?iso=20170502T180001&p0=152&font=cursive
Can't wait
>>74326801
New Zealand
>>74326793
laughable
>>74326801
Australia please
>>74326820
>expecting me to type that into my URL bar
shan't
>>74326649
> fox and the grapes: the post
90% of Aussie posts are me. I often put on different personalities as a rorke, centrist, rasheed or rasheed sympathiser and usually samefag myself. I need to keep Australia's presence in /brit/ known so I've taken on the job single handed after everyone else left.
>>74326823
Nah, been there for about a year. It's a total shithole even for such a neet like me
>>74326830
Houses are so fucking expensive but climate in Melbourne is 11/10
>>74326836
>why yes i am illiterate with computers
>>74326855
thought it was just a coincidence that all the aussie posts are utter garbage
>90% of Aussie posts are me. I often put on different personalities as a rorke, centrist, rasheed or rasheed sympathiser and usually samefag myself. I need to keep Australia's presence in /brit/ known so I've taken on the job single handed after everyone else left.
so comfy
i guess three more hours until bf leaves
YAY
>>74326836
retard
>>74326795
doxxed
>>74326855
not i
>>74326884
This was a great show for a couple seasons but then it stopped being about weed completely and became a mediocre drama with some references to cocaine.
>just missed the bus
I'm getting fired today, aren't I?
>>74326906
You are the 10%
do you lads feel your government is doing enough to prevent terrorism
>>74326922
Within the boundaries of not making the innocent muslims (majority) uncomfortable/not welcome?
Yes
>>74326922
the irish govt basically admitted the police aren't equipped to combat any terrorism
>>74326922
No, the muslims are all still here
>>74326931
>innocent majority of muslims
oh sweaty :)
>>74326936
I like to think the 'ra would sort em out
>innocent muslims (majority)
>Europe killed Anime
>>74326961
the remaining ra are just crime gangs now
>>74326960
alri deano my son
>>74326984
what a godawful post
>>74326907
what's the deal with breaking bad
for a show about drugs, there is absolutely no drug use and only drama
hate it
think the biggest bullshit of 13 reasons why so far is a girl that fit being unpopular
still have 3 episodes to go though
hello freak bitches
alrighty
>>74327022
have a friend that worships JR
listens to EVERY podcast and started brazillian jujitsu too
>>74327000
jesse smokes meth all the time in the beginning
>>74327054
me except I skip the fighting related podcasts because they're gay
>>74327054
friend must be an absolute dolt. tried to listen to the louis theroux one but couldn't cop rogan and his mong sidekicks
i find it ironic that germans have become so obsessed with multiculturalism that they've become culturally incompatible with the rest of the world
best part was when the junkie bird'
s dad crashed the planes together what a madman aha
>>74327101
hes good I think. I only listen if the guest is interesting though because a lot are shite
>>74327129
she was not fit
Alexa start my wank on the couch playlist
need a lad to sit on my hard willy
>>74327157
't 'y
hmmmmmmmm
ahhhh yeeesss all according to the scrolls
nothing better than spraying shit fragments all over the back of the toilet in a glorious, sticky display of my dominance over the workplace bathrooms
I am the silverback of this cubicle
>>74327157
what for?
>>74327278
reckon you could fucking gas yourself
M U S L I M S L U T S
sup virgins
>>74327266
Those alt-righters who've adopted "Kek" as some sort of thing make me cringe to no end
Fucking cunts have made me have to use jej instead of kek now
>>74327250
feels nice
>>74327300
cuck
>>74327300
I still use lyl
>>74327289
this
>>74327300
praise kek
>>74327266
me right now xD 100 100
>using any form of a 3 lettered expression to display your laughter
screeching
>>74327300
>those alt righters
>>>/tumblr/
>>74327300
Cuck
>>74327326
lmao
>praise kek
pissing and shitting ama
>>74327385
what's so funny la?
>>74327300
anyone who ever used the word kek even before the aut-right is rather cringeworthy to be honest
>>74327386
bagina
>>74327396
FUCK
*do a cackle*
*nervously glance next door to see if the neighbours heard*
>>74327393
read a really witty post by a guy with a thai flag
bazinga
some bogan cunt just made the most abominable cackle i've heard then peeked his fat head out the window
>>74327424
unbelievable
cleaning up the piss and shit
>>74327457
haunting thought
>>74326676
alri Vlad haha
Riddle me this /brit/:
I could be a bundle of sticks, or a man that sucks the dicks.
What am i?
>>74327457
*pulls down briefs*
you missed a spot
>>74327503
not using that foul language
>>74327503
dumb stupid idiot hahaha
>>74327503
Thai
>>74327503
a nigger
>>74327508
>>74327511
>>74327531
>>74327539
Wrong.
>>74327520
w-wrong lmao
>>74327508
>>74327510
>>74327511
>>74327520
>>74327531
>>74327539
alri lads take it easy alri?
Can't decide between a German or Belgian shepherd lads
*guffaws*
Can't make this shit up
*guffs*
>>74327564
will be adding this to my collection
>>74327565
Fucking thots.
>>74327565
laughing at her expense
rnadarn rnarsley, rnust rnixer rnake rnovies rnore rnellow? rniss rnelanie rnust rnake rnaroon rnatches. rnore rnixings rnake rnoonpies rnrnrnrn! rnartin rnoves rnernbers rnessily. rnaking rnoves rnore rnagically rnakes rnischa rnope. rny rnother rnakes rniniature, rnacaroon rnuffins rnost rnondays. rnatt rnakes rnillions rnanufacturing rnultipurpose rnachines. rnaybe rnusk rnelons rnaintain rnaxirnurn rnoisture. rnighty rnountains rnistreat rnagnificent rnagnolias. rnany rnissing rnoose rnigrate rnonthly. rnodern rnilitary rnasks rnortify rnere rnortals. rnultiple rnice rnay rnanipulate rnalcontent rnockingbirds. rnaple rnustard rnarrnelade rnight rnake rnango rnore rninty. rnarshrnallow rnonkeys rnake rnasterful rnates. rnale rninnows rnaintain rnassive rnilstone rnansions. rnarble rnonurnents rnagnify rnajor rnagic rnornents. rnost rnodern, rnerry rnen rnake rnelodious, rnesrnerizing rnusic. rnerrnaids rnaking rnacaroni rnay rnince rnarinated rneats. rnysterious rnen rnanage rnessy rneat rnarkets.
>>74327565
whats the point in giving her name and age but blurring her face
hmm
business idea: phimosis but for your arsehole
>>74327621
would not purchase this
Put an "s" at the end of any Anglo surname and it becomes twice as posh. Try it.
smithss
yes
sssnake
>>74327621
How would this work?
Patels
>>74327652
like your bumhole is too tight so you can't poo
you WILL see me on dragons den in the near future
Penis
>>74327661
Haha
hmm, ahh yes
runts
Business idea: Nationalise phimosis
need a phimosis gf (female)
don't know where all the lads are tonight
must be on dates or something haha
willy hurts when i try to stick it in lads' bums
have to wear a condom
you know im 39 right?
I think I'm going to intentionally assassinate my character infront of my family so their expectations of me plummet and I can do whatever I want.
I hate being seen as "the good son".
>>74327565
>2yrs in jail
what exact crime did she actually commit?
>>74327565
Wonder what would happen if a lad did this
Got a suspicion he wouldn't be let off after 2 years!!!
>>74327726
was always the smart one in the family in primary/high school
shouldve seen their faces when i didnt go to uni hahaha
Swiped right to a particularly memorable quirky attractive girl on tinder about two or three weeks ago and got a new match on tinder just now and it's her waheeeeey
>>74327730
Idk maybe she was considered to be aiding and abetting a terrorist
bf ate 1kg of potatoes and two pizzas i made yesterday
>>74327835
quite literally shan't be doing this
>>74327826
Sounds like a right fat cunt
>>74327742
I have a brother who smokes cigarettes, weed, has used cocaine, stole the family car (my father couldn't make it to work), is incredibly foul tempered and has called my mother a whore.
Yet I'm the one my parents alway take exception to. My parents are idiots, and I'm sick of their bullshit. They'll see me as "losing my way", but fuck them. Their way is shitty and they have all the wrong priorities.
>>74327835
v---- d--'- -----
>>74327869
give your brother a hiding
>>74327871
does he have a big wi**y?
Displacement.2016.HDRip.XViD-ETRG
1809 1436 12pm May. 1st 709.0 MB
ExtraTorrent
Tomato.Red.2017.HDRip.XViD-ETRG
1136 985 4pm May. 1st 704.2 MB
ExtraTorrent
Monolith.2016.HC.HDRip.XviD.AC3-EVO
2 1114 1242 1pm May. 1st 1.3 GB
Silmarillion
Ghost.In.The.Shell.2017.HC.HDRip.X264.AC3-EVO
821 1399 3:52am 1.3 GB
bone111
Carrie.Pilby.2016.HDRip.XViD-ETRG
427 414 2pm May. 1st 709.1 MB
ExtraTorrent
Ghost.In.The.Shell.2017.720p.HC.HDRip.X264.AC3-EVO[PRiME]
399 549 3:15am 2.5 GB
showstopper
Ghost in the Shell (2017) 720 HC HDRip 850MB - MkvCage
328 1021 6:35am 851.0 MB
MkvCage
Cupids Guillotine 2017 HDRip x264-DiRG
323 204 10am May. 1st 710.3 MB
HappyRebel
Monolith 2016 HC 720p HDRip 600 MB - iExTV
310 203 12pm May. 1st 601.0 MB
amarK
The.Space.Between.Us.2017.HDRip.XviD.AC3-EVO
272 924 10pm May. 1st 1.4 GB
Silmarillion
Ghost.In.The.Shell.2017.HC.HDRip.XviD.AC3-EVO
258 631 5:26am 1.4 GB
Silmarillion
The.Space.Between.Us.2017.1080p.WEB-DL.H264.AC3-EVO[EtHD]
191 240 10pm May. 1st 3.9 GB
EtHD
What a load of rubbish
>>74327835
grim
Fucking hell the jap has filtered 'l a d s' now
>>74327907
shan't be replying with lads because that's what you wanted
>>74327893
all of them terrible
>>74327943
Ikr
There's been proper shite on the torrents for a while now
WEBRips of Logan and Get Out were good, but other than that complete shite
Ahh the ol brummy girls! haha
not sure i'm getting older and wiser or people are getting dumber
>>74327967
you can't have ethical consumption under capitalism
>>74327963
>Get Out
been waiting ages for that one
Is the one with hardocodded Chinese subs watchable? or is there already a better release?
>>74327993
alri commie lad
>>74327967
>>74327967
>>74327967
What the fuck this isn't my picture
MOOOOOOOOOOOOT
Need to convince the gf to sit on my face. Thoughts?
>>74327967
>he doesn't grow his own vegetables, harvest his own crops and slaughter his own animals
how can you call yourself '''''''''''''''''''''''communist''''''''''''''''''
i hate these gucci socialist, champagne communists.
>>74327871
is he a bear
>>74328043
in the exact same situation. Thinking of waking her up with a suprise rim
using my third eye
>>74328011
Smell a catfish 2bh
>>74328082
your bumhole?
>>74328068
do you have a fart fetish?
>>74328011
Give her the ol donger
If Spain is the UK's Mexico, what is the UK's Canada?
>>74328107
nahBRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP
>>74328134
hello binlan
>>74328107
but who the fuck doesn't want to bury their face deep in latina bumhole?
>>74328131
>Spain is the UK's Mexico
It's not. Our Mexico is Poland. Ireland is our Canada.
>>74328131
Scotland
Even though it's part of the UK it's still similar
>>74327984
People have actually been getting more intelligent on average since the Renaissance. The unstoppable onward march of Civility and Progress presents itself more and more in every generation.
We're still just hairless apes though, so it usually doesn't look that way.
>>74328178
>People have actually been getting more intelligent
Explain the boom of people with dark skin then
>>74328195
they're getting more intelligent too despite the historical disadvantages
>>74328178
Nah people are retarded
>>74328195
Non-sequitur. Melanin and intelligence aren't necessarily related, though I'll be the first to admit that dark-skinned people are usually more primitive ad stupid.
get scared when the thread gets slow
>>74328242
don't know where all the lads have gone
Been drinking rum and vaping all day, and I'm still at work.
They pay we $15/hr to walk around a little every hour. The rest of my coworkers are students.
>>74328261
If I pull your willy would you die
a leaf replied to me
>>74328267
What job
*telechads behind u*
what u gonna do while i fuck ur girl cucky?
>>74328296
Security guard. Night shift.
>>74328310
*sneaks up and knocks you out with a blackjack and steals all your silverware*
>>74328304
don't have a girl lol
>>74328233
>Melanin and intelligence aren't necessarily related
Explain darkies then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20JB6wIr78M
GOTTA
Reading up on slavery in the U.S. The South was, and surely still is, devoid of moral principles.
>>74328322
Oh boy, better get my baton. *rams a night-stick up your ass incessantly*
>>74328336
Cuck
>>74328336
*steals aboriginal children*
>ywn pound harry potter's room of requirement
y live
>>74328328
kangz
>>74328335
why is it always australians caught on camera being racist on public transport?
>>74328347
He already knocked you out cunt
I once shook hands with 3 people standing next to each other saying 'Hi I'm [anon]...Hi I'm [anon]...Hi I'm [anon]'
Apparently the last person expected me to say a different name as a joke
>>74328369
He has to roll to see if his hit knocked me out.
>>74328356
he probably wouldn't even be a manlet if he had normal sized legs
>>74328364
because Australians are uncouthly hooligans
>>74328364
There's quite a few Brit ones on youtube too
>>74328395
would have been funny lad, remember for next time
>>74328348
Ah yes, the American, ladies and gentlemen.
>>74328354
Britisher influence.
>>74328328
read history. It's explained very clearly.
>Mancs going full FOY
https://youtu.be/7f173W_WX98
>>74328424
It's not even history. Just look at a map. Civilisation started in the fertile crescent, and Africans never invented their own.
>>74328422
>t-that wasn't us, it was the brits! we dindu nuffin cobber, we good boys
>>74328410
>he would be taller if he was taller
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUj4MtEGwlk
>>74328335
salivating with rage at how he didn't insult her back
Can't believed de Gaulle mugged off the Canadians in such a fashion
got away with it as well
anyone else went to a bunch of different primary schools and at first the cool kids tried to befriend you but then they realised what a sperg you were so you became an outcast all over again?
went to 9 different primary schools (moved a lot) and it happened every time
imagine sharing a continent with another country
mental to think about
>>74328513
Absolutely. I moved around a lot as well. I had so many chances to be cool and get a girl, but this first step I never took.
>>74328335
She seems cool
>>74328478
his torso and arms are almost as big as the other bloke's but he has these pathetic little legs
poor sod
>>74328460
East Africa did and had pre-Christian written language.
>>74328513
why did you move so much
>>74326626
just wear these
http://images.linnlive.com/9fb91adf907ad3b0b7bf661844560646/437ee491-fe71-4569-ac70-dd529601ae63.jpg
>>74328513
went to a few non-school camps during the holidays and was always pretty popular at those, quite a few qt friends
at school i was an autismo outcast
dont know what was different
>>74328552
I'm aware of that. I mean for the most part, and it never got particularly advanced.
>>74328562
indecisive parents
i only went to one high school but it happened there as well btw
>>74328460
>and Africans never invented their own.
Whites either. Unless what you call sandniggers are suddenly white.
done a poo
that was intense
think I lost 2lbs
>>74328513
my family moved a lot too. occupied a lower mid table spot of coolness at all the schools i went to. one year i made friends with the cool lads, played footy with them, my life was looking like it was going to be good the following year, but we moved again and i went back to mid table mediocrity.
>>74328565
BOI
>>74328587
That was my point. Civilisation eminated from the fertile crescent and made its way to Europe. Africa didn't have the same benefit.
Even India and China benefited greatly from contact with Egyptian, Mesopotamian and Persian civilisation.
I was "uncool" at school as well but now I'm very popular at work
Puberty was shit
>very popular at work
hmmm
>I was "uncool" at school as well but now I'm very popular at work
It seems like the majority of public racism videos on youtube have female antagonists.
Doing a think
>>74328424
>>74328460
>>74328587
>>74328660
So, you autists keep bringing up history and how they wuz kangs, but explain why shitskins are so useless and stupid In real life?
the gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjKjjokX4hg
>>74328513
nah
I was best mates with the guy who was probably the most popular person in the school haha, though didn't really get along with other popular people but my friends from at home were quite popular as well, although kinda separate from the other guy haha
bit odd
>>74328703
Itakethe view that it may be in some part genetic, but it's more sociological. Incontinence was part of primitive culture, and as 90% of Africans come from primitive (and in the New World) enslaved cultures, incontinence became part of what they were. I think black culture in most parts of the world are just primitive human stupidity.
The Chinese, the Indians, and the Europeans (through the Middle-East) rose above that.
>>74328769
>Incontinence
are you saying that niggers are poor because they can't hold in their poo?
>>74328587
indo Europeans were white but they got pushed off the land by arabs
I would actually compare black "culture" in the West to the Germanic Barbarians who destroyed Rome. Now we see the Germanic people are civilised and adopted Roman civility.
>>74328796
Incontinence is lack of self-control.
based PJW
He doesn't like women yet he's got a couple kids, that's a bit weird. PD
>>74328703
>why shitskins are so useless and stupid In real life?
>recieves reply: history explains it very clearly, though they are getting more intelligent now
>yeah history whatever kangz and shit but why are they so useless and stupid in real life?
you sound incredibly stupid
Labour planning to pay police officers £30 a year
Can't even add up basic maths and the left want these clowns in power
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/02/labours-police-promise-tatters-diane-abbott-suggests-officers/
>When asked how much the policy would cost, Ms Abbott told LBC Radio: "Well, erm... if we recruit the 10,000 policemen and women over a four-year period, we believe it will be about £300,000.
>>74328824
someone's been getting his daily doses of sargon and molyneux
>>74328861
spot on
>Want Corbyn to win so all the Neolib trash in the MSM and /r/UKpolitics collectively blow their brains out
Why can't my dreams come true. Corbyn winning may even create larger salt mines than Trump because, at least the media knows Trump secretly was going to sell out and be neolib shit where with Corbyn Neolibs will actually face opposition for once in their pathetic lives.
>>74328824
Niggers btfo
>>74328824
not enough of this face to be a PJW post
>>74328855
god this is embarrassing to listen to.
https://youtu.be/TOZY33H8KIk
Why does every vape shop push VG when PG is clearly superior? I get that some people are allergic to PG, but every time I get Ejuices they recommend I get VG, and VG is much more difficult to use and is more harsh.
HOWLING that all the normie types to go to 'Spoons and Nandos watch PJW videos.
saw some group discussing one of his vids last week, and another watching his video with headphones on on the Overground
>>74328824
>owned
>it's called history bitches
couldn't read further than that, too much cringe
>>74328945
Not an argument.
>>74328824
we wuz saviours n sheet
What a lovely day
>>74328945
>cringe
Ah yes, the competent labour party
>>74328937
PG is more popular. They want to get rid of VG stock. People in the know want PG, those that don't want whatever the 'professional' retail assistant is pushing.
>>74328843
Your reply was a cop out trying to alleviate them of responsibility and blame whitey
>>74328855
>>74328922
Meh, it's pretty obvious she just had the the wrong notes on her and when she realized that she was caught out because she didn't have the numbers she thought she had.
>>74328972
found out im going to have to quit my apprenticeship cause i have epilepsy. dk if i should just dole doss
>>74328824
>barbaric Arabs did it too so its ok
>I don't see you bitching and blaming Arabs living today who had nothing to do with that
there's a lot to hate about Arabs and I'm sure many of them are racists, but I don't live in the Middle East, and my country's owners did terrible shit to black people 48 years ago, and many still do and were alive back then.
I don't know who he's replying to though so maybe the other person's wrong too
>>74328922
freaks my nut that she's gonna win in another landslide next month.
>>74328972
>not wanting unstainable housing.
Lad, I'd never have to worry about cleaning off spilled tea from the floor again.
>>74328972
Isn't Maidstone fully Tory. While that is embarrassing not sure it matters
>>74329013
She's sucked too much commie cock to not be put in a safe seat.
https://youtu.be/5gSrgandHXY
>>74328979
Fucking cunts. I'm going to confront them about this the next time they do it. It's easier to fill with PG, and the vapor is simply better. Stop trying to off load your thick ass e-liquid on me.
>>74328824
link?
Somebody in my area was banned for posting BRAPPT memes on /fit/
Howling
>>74328980
My reply was amazement at how retarded you are. I gave a simple, clear answer and it's like you didn't even read it. Or do you want me to spoonfeed you 400+ years of history?
>>74329013
>hackney
I wonder whose voting for abbot
>>74327503
faggot
>>74327565
should have said it was to get closer to him to spy
>>74329095
No, le historical context meme is simply a cop out. Niggers are dumb as a bag of bricks, same as you.
Have to say, the Ancient Egyptians painted themselves rather dark. Most Egyptians today aren't even as dark as most Ancient Egyptians in paintings.
I've always wondered whether they painted themselves darker on purpose, or if they have legitimately had a bit more cream added to their coco, if you catch my drift.
>>74328513
>popular at school my whole life
>end up taking drugs and trying as many as I can
>heads fucked now and can barely string a sentence