/sino/ - Chinese/China thread

>>74323030
CHING CHANG CHONG CHUANG CHANG CHING CHONG

Because they are racist against asians

>>74323055
Interesting, I never thought about it from that viewpoint.

Im confident the chink qts will learn English to escape China so whats the point.

中国有很少美女

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>>74323055

>>74323030
because mandarin is impossible to learn

>>74323030
They look like japs

>>74323168
Never say never.

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>>74323030
Chink qts don't like foreigners anymore. They're rich enough now. Richer than the average Westerner.

Also, China is making it increasingly difficult to for foreigners to live in China. Give up bro.

https://www.thebeijinger.com/blog/2017/04/30/cafe-de-la-poste-glb-drug-raid

https://www.quora.com/Why-does-China-have-such-strict-work-visa-requirements

https://qz.com/334818/chinas-strict-visa-rules-travel-restrictions-and-dirty-air-are-repelling-foreign-tourists/

Who says I'm not?

>>74323242
I never said never just impossible

>>74323278
That implies that it won't happen, ergo never.

because we have lots of chinese qts who speak japanese :3

>>74323278
It's pretty easy lol

>>74323386
what?

>>74323411
no its not unless you are calling me dumb in which case fuck you because its impossible not because i don't have the brain capacity to learn mandarin now get off my case

>>74323558
learning languages is not that hard you just gotta put in a couple thousand hours or some shit

>>74323055
>chuang
Where did you learn the syllable? I rarely see this legit mandarin pinyin in other similar insults

>>74323218
The middle one looks Japanese to me. Can't tell why

>>74323901
she probably got the most plastic surgery desu

>>74323973
b...but in that way she should looks Korean sumida

>>74324027
Maybe it's just the makeup then
Seems japs love pinker lipstick while chinks like the redder shades

>>74324050
You are right. btw Chinese, Korean, Japanese, and Thailand girls respectively have their unique skills. Photoshop for Chinese, plastic surgery for Korean, makeup for Japanese and having a big dick for Thai

>get a bunch of matches with girls on dating apps in china
>they don't reply or say anything when i message them

why does this keep happening lately

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>>74324160
I laughed

>>74324160
hah nice

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>>74323030
Because my Chinese qt is adopted and can't speak mandarin.
>I still want to learn it for business related reasons.
Sino-Kraut love is beautiful.

>>74324160
A big feminine penis?

>>74324166
Maybe you're ugly

>>74324337

shes fuckin ugly brah

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>>74324413
Pretty rude. Did a Chinese grill dump you or something?

>>74323030
>Why aren't you learning mandarin for the qts?
這就是我學習中文的一個理由 :^)

>>74324160
四大技術wwww

>>74324160
In actual add plastic surgery on every single one again, would be more correct

>>74324444
3/10 desu

>>74324337
7/10 can be better if have thicker eyebrows

>Kraut
Are you expat in America or is that just a "muh heritage" thing?

>>74324599
Way better choice than dating a 300 lb Svetlana

>>74324663
Moved to the US when I was 5, so both

>>74324663
Also, it's interesting that you mention her eyebrows, she's often said that she wished she had my eyebrows

>>74324731
wew seems that asians do have similar taste

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>>74323260
>Chink qts don't like foreigners anymore. They're rich enough now

hmm..

http://www.topix.com/uk/llandaff/2017/02/xixi-bi-llandaff-murder-boyfriend-jailed-for-life

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>>74324160
>Chinese got this many (you)

Go back to Eurasia

>>74324909
You'Re just buttmad that his comedy is better than yours.

>>74324731
Also it's funny that thin and somewhat filled eyebrows is of the major appearance stereotype of asian girls in westerners' eyes while in fact we think (at least for chinese) thicker ones are more beautiful

>>74324909
I am not Turkic or Mongolic sempai

>>74324839
By the way, if I had a sister, I would definitely let you date her, /int/bro. She'd have real thick eyebrows too

>>74324963
Yeah lol, kind of ironic. I am not a fan of big eyebrows. It reminds me too much of my grandfather

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>>74324956
Today is end of our relationship

>>74325001
Fine :(

I actually have a Chinese girlfriend, though she speaks English almost perfectly.

Are there any good podcasts for learning Mandarin? I'm sure she'd like it if I learned some phrases. I've tried one called ChinEasy but it's pretty shit.

>>74324845
She's fat and ugly though. The guy is way better looking than her.

Chinese guys would say she's very ugly and unattractive, and most wouldn't look twice at her.

>>74325054
Round face=/=fat
I can see why you might think that, but I still find her more attractive than a 5 tonne shaniqua or a 6 tonne Mary lou from the trailer park.

>>74325037
Can't really learn just through podcasts, since I think listening to the English is pretty useless

But popupchinese is discontinued, free, and pretty good. And Chinesepod costs money and is good

>>74324971
>>74324991
Your sister seems to have got some genetic inheritance from your grandpa. In addition, do American or German believe in the theory that grandsons are more likely to get characteristics
from their grandparents? We believe that pretty much in China

>>74325037
http://english.cntv.cn/learnchinese/

>>74325054
she is rich af tho

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>>74324160
exhaled a bit on that one, lad

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ALYAN CHINESE
LEGIT WHITE

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>>74325464
Sorry that's Japanese
Have a cute abe for apology

We got plenty'a squints in São Paulo. They don't know a lick of ching chong or watashi though.

>>74325347
I wish I had a sister, it would have made understanding girls a little easier. I have never heard of that grandson inheritance theory. I don't think it's terribly true. I tend to grow beard hair, but not a good mustache, my granpa was the opposite. My grandmother has curly light orange hair, I havery straight dark brown hair with a tinge of red. My brother is blone with blue eyes and none of my grandparents have that.

>>74325595
Terribly *false

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>>74324160
Nice chink say more

>>74325595
>I wish I had a sister
I misread that just now, my bad

>>74325485
Is that Moritomo Gakuen? reeeeeeeeeee

>>74325677
honestly i'd take a girl who could makeup that well
she's not even that bad originally just a shit angle

>>74323030
But I know Mandarin?

>>74325677

You cant hide a huge forehead lol

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I don't know. Lazy to learn a new language?
What did she mean by this?
Bring a bear?

>popualtion of china will be 700 million less than India by 2100
Feels bad man

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>>74325678
No no no we're just doing normal education… hehehe

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>>74326745
Feels good man
Less poor or uneducated Chinese, more normal Chinese with some good education and stuff
Aka get educated, get rich or die off
On the other hand India gets to have more dedicated streets for the increasing population which stays on the level of "whether toilet is better than street" argument
But don't forget, superpower by 2030 my friends, superpower by 2030

>>74327554
But that also means less qt's because China already has way too many single men. Deficit of women is a real thing soon

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>>74327579
Yes
Now one will need a house, a car, some cash that's like half year's pay (to show you can live your life) paid to women's family to get a dude to be married in mainland
Hell for men and bad for women too
Their parents be like uh you can earn more than that through marriage for every single normal dude that doesn't fulfill all of those listed
Should import women from Ukraine, Russia or some poor southeast asian cunt

>>74323116
It's transliteration, burger.

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>>74325595
This video makes me want to have sister
Feels bad man

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Yes

I don't know why people say mandarin is an ugly language.

>>74329339
Probably because most lump Cantonese in with it. Also mandarin can sound nice when spoken softly or deeply buy your average shouting mainlander can easily make my ears bleed

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>>74327718
I want this

>>74329339
>>74329402
Tonal languages sounds ugly in general, tho some of them indeed sound better than others. Personally, I find Cantonese not bad and definitely sound better than some mandarin dialects in Northern China

>>74325347
I inherited plenty from my great grandmother and grandmother.
Never met the male side though.

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>>74329877
Cantonese is good when a girl is talking/singing softly
It never is when you shout in Cantonese

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其实如果只有图的话基本上都在考看图说话
有不少meme,还有它的亚种都是来自于看图说话
人对此的理解是非常不可理解的
这是人工智能达不到的高度
所以将来的所有人类都为了生产meme,传播meme而存在,因为这是人类唯一能做的事情

>>74329830
keep on dreaming anon.

>>74332050
cao ni ma le ge bi

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>>74332050
tfw 总有一天人类会除了发meme以外无所事事

>>74332414
rude

>>74332414
Keep hating, my water and cheap food source

>>74323055
来我教你,清,强,穷)

>>74332747
苏卡 布利亚特

>>74324160
kek

>>74324160
这些只是刻板印象吧chink?
>>74333181
草泥马!#(滑稽)

Funny seeing long lines of hanzi with the words meme and tfw interspersed

>>74323030
Too hard and chinese are racists

>>74323055
Fuck you too

[spoiler]Western Intelligence[/spoiler] is the biggest oxymoron of the 21st Century. Glad I was born East Asian. Whites ruin everything.

>>74334730
>Africa, Americas, Europe and Australia speak European languages
>Mandarin only spoken in China and Singapore
>No Chinese colonial empire

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>>74334730
Sadly east asians sucked shit when westerners actually did stuff other than killing witches and crusade. Which is pretty much what they did when east asia was the thing.
So when they be like science, technology, raping every other cunt with guns and political change:
China: opium lmao westerners took our land xddd oh shit japan is kind of attcking too sheeeeit xDDD let's kill them with kung-fu xixixi #yolo
Japan: plan how to actually control a cunt using massacre, ends up nuked and got kawaii as usa's sissy boi. still copied the right stuff from west though
Korea: nothing was good from the beginning. nothing. now they're trying to get things right for them by fucking other cunt with k-pop
Mongolia: suffering from ptsd after being han'd after they khan'd china. legends say that they're still waiting for another khan using interstellar calvary
So 21 century came and it's the right time for east asian to get good and stop all those stupid shit that prevents advancement

>>74334438
In what way?

If one were interested in moving to China, and had preference to large, technologically advanced cities with little to no pollution, they would certainly pick the southern region, correct?

If so, how would one pick which city to move to? There's Shenzhen & Guangzhou, which I understand are Tier 1 cities, and there's also the special regions of Hong Kong and Macau...there's also more cities that fit my criteria that I probably don't know much about.

For what it's worth, I don't actually plan on moving to China right now or any time soon, but I've been watching videos of expats who have done so and it's interesting to learn about this huge country I know so little about.

I fucking hate the commies for damaging so much of ancient Chinese culture FUCK they never do anything good.

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>>74335867
South is best if you're talking of pollution, since there's less pollution.
Mainly because cities without pollution and not in southern area is more likely to be tier 3 cities or bottom tier 2 cities with little need for foreigners and no place to visit.

Would suggest Shanghai for sure, since you can literally get to anywhere easily, no pollution, clean, extremely safe, people's nice to foreigners. I was there for like few years and everything was quite ok.

Hongkong and macau is good too, but you'll never learn or use Chinese due to the fact that they use Cantonese.

Guangzhou and Shenzhen is possibly for ones with some experience with China. Comparatively unsafe compared to Shanghai (but still quite good), and the human resource market there is quite fucked up, with chance of getting shitty unstable jobs. However, its a place fulled with chances and opportunities.

If all these fail, try to find a relatively rich city in Jiangsu area. Safe and rich in general, food is nice, but nothing really fancy there.

About pollution, check out pm2.5 and pm10. If pm2.5 high it's usually cars and factories and pm10 is usually sandstorms.

Actually you should try visiting nice places that's nearly 1st world or 1st world (like Shanghai and HK). Good english support, clean and safe. Way better than trying to go to xinjiang, guangxi, tibet. Actually just avoid those places.

If those experience provided interest to China, try Jiangsu, Xi'an and Chengdu. Those places are interesting but not extremely safe and clean for foreigners.

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>>74337154
Well they did better than India in terms of economy and technology…
From a family with long history of being traditional artist, i really do hate them for killing off traditional culture though… back at that time, artists' sons and daughters didn't want to preserve these cultures as commies killed or locked them up for that, and even though now they started realizing they fucked culture up and wanted to pick up some cultures, real artists didn't have those preserved or simply hated government and didn't cooperate while some batshit """"artists"""" be just cooperative just for the money and popularity. Now some wonder why artists be like those modern artists, mass-produced artists (printer can do better), or some traditional artists with minimum level compared to past. Heh i fucking wonder why.

>>74337429
>Mainly because cities without pollution and not in southern area is more likely to be tier 3 cities or bottom tier 2 cities with little need for foreigners and no place to visit.
Good info, thanks. So the only big cities that have a need for foreigners are in the South.

>Would suggest Shanghai for sure
I hear a lot of good things about Shanghai, some people even saying it's the most technologically advanced city in the world (even above Tokyo, Hong Kong, etc).

However, but I have 3 concerns:
-The pollution there, I've read is the 2nd worst city in the world (after Beijing) but you say there's none?
-It's one of china's most expensive cities, so unless the wages are very very high there, it's hard to live a nice lifestyle
-There's already many foreigners there, I feel it would be an inauthentic experience

>Hongkong and macau is good too, but you'll never learn or use Chinese
One of the primary reasons for going to China is to learn and practice Mandarin, so are you saying these two special regions don't use or teach Mandarin at all?

>Guangzhou and Shenzhen
The way you describe it, they sound like wildcards. A lot of possibility for good and bad. These are the cities with a lot of electronic and technology production, right

>Jiangsu
All I know about this region is that Wuxi has really good food apparently

>pm2.5 vs pm10
Nice, didn't know about this. So I should really care only about pm2.5 (man made) pollution

>xinjiang
I don't know much about this area at all, other than it's sparsely populated, muslim, and in a high desert like area. Probably not a good environment

>guangxi, tibet
I know even less about these places so if you say it's bad I will probably not look into it further

>xi'an
I hear this place is very exotic for foreigners but still has the amenities of a big city. Interesting for sure.

>Chengdu
This is on the edge of the desert/wilderness/mountains right?

Good post. What is your experience with China?

Best city in China to get laid?

>>74323100
>qts
>leaving

Western countries normally get the disgusting subhuman fugly vapid whores.

>>74339282
Helsinki

>>74324160
Best post in /sino/ since 2015 when this shithole began

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>>74327579
>muh abnormal male/female ratio

It's the same as Japan's.

How's the renewables push going in China? Have they gotten curtailment under control?

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>>74339413
We're Mongols, not Chinese

>>74329877
>better than some mandarin dialects in Northern China
>this is what sunblasted manlets actually believe

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>>74324845
>spent millions for bail for murder

http://coed.com/2017/04/06/tiffany-li-california-murder-suspect-posts-bail-65-million-hillsborough-san-mateo-county-35-million/

>>74338962
Good to know that you've taken time to read! About your question:

>I hear a lot of good things about Shanghai, some people even saying it's the most technologically advanced city in the world
IT and economy is still growing there. High-tech firms are only putting few research facilities and headquarters there though.

>-The pollution there, I've read is the 2nd worst city in the world (after Beijing) but you say there's none?
Not none, but pollution is mostly due to cars, not some sneaky factory gas. In addition, big cities have pollution no matter what. The heavily polluted ones are at hebei. Never go there unless you're a fan of boredom, risk and lung cancer.

>-It's one of china's most expensive cities, so unless the wages are very very high there, it's hard to live a nice lifestyle
True. But you get paid a lot (comparatively), and since it's developed, your pay is stable, and they've got insurances and all those covered. Some small cities are shit in those.

>-There's already many foreigners there, I feel it would be an inauthentic experience Eh, true though. But remember that some place get autentic experience for a reason. They keep cultural buildings instead of new factories and offices, they do traditional stuff instead of getting modernized… well that's why you live in Shanghai. Get to those authentic places within hours (trains are real fast and not that expensive there) and live in safe, developed place.

>One of the primary reasons for going to China is to learn and practice Mandarin, so are you saying these two special regions don't use or teach Mandarin at all?
Firm no, unless you're in a school. I have hard time communcating with these people

>Guangzhou and Shenzhen
>Wild card, electronic and technology production
Yes, just go there if you dream to get really fucking rich. Or you love to get those tech stuff. They sell everything there. Extremely high competition so not a good option though.

>>74338962
>All I know about this region is that Wuxi has really good food apparently
Wuxi is good tier. Worth a shirt visit.

>Nice, didn't know about this. So I should really care only about pm2.5 (man made) pollution
Yeah. Wear pm2.5 masks if you're afraid of these. Works quite well for me.

>xinjiang
Allahu akbar happens. Nothing to see either.

>>guangxi, tibet
Guangxi is literally shit tier (sorry people from there), tibet's culture is interesting but yeah, shit happens too.

>>xi'an
Historical capital with hell lot of historical stuff to look at. Never get bored with those stuff.

>>Chengdu
>This is on the edge of the desert/wilderness/mountains right?
Hmm… kind of true.
The last resort for ones not living in capital, or close to sea. Spicy food is god tier there, and the slow tempo of city is quite cool, as all other big cities are quite fast.

>Good post. What is your experience with China?
Was mostly at Shanghai, and went to famous places like great wall, terracotta, tai shan, shaolin temple, jiu zhai gou, etc. Had unique experience at xi'an when you get on the castle and ride bicycle on there (as it's like really big castle). Didn't know they preserved it that well.

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>>74339282
All poor cities
However, you'll be drugged, scammed, or killed after laid.
Don't worry your organs will be put into good use!

>>74329877
I think mandarin sounds quite nice at least when it is spoken clearly and not with a disgusting taiwan accent

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>>74342720
>taiwan accent

>>74335867
Shanghai's pollution has fallen nearly 50%

Shanghainese proving once again they are the true master race meant to rule the subhuman mongol-rape baby northerners.

>>74338962
>The pollution there, I've read is the 2nd worst city in the world (after Beijing) but you say there's none?

Kek the top 5 most polluted cities are in India

Parts of Hebei/Shanxi are close though.

All tier 1 cities have relatively lower pollution and have seen the rates fall 20-50% over the last few years. Shitholes in Hebei/Shanxi/Shaanxi all are about as bad as ever though.

>>74339913
They removed most of the subsidies, but have connected a lot more of them to the grid. AKA it is becoming more efficient and cost-effective yet it is unlikely they will continue building as fast as they used to

Honestly their top priority should be fixing air pollution without killing the economy. So they should shut down more coal and replace it with renewables/natural gas.
Just like in other countries though, power companies are politically powerful.

>>74342720
>taiwan accent
Xiamen*

95% of them are mainlanders or descended directly from them.

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>>74344494
Rude
Nearly all heavy industry is in northern part, and they need to burn coal to be like, not dead
>inb4 northern rapebaby
t.southerner here

>>74344656
Why do you even know so much about china??

>>74344656
How about pollution in Canton? Is Guangzhou still a polluted shithole?

>>74346498
China: not polluted to not that polluted level
europ: try to stay inside level

>>74323055
amazing