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sexy edition
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Danz
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are kev desu lads
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>>74322436
reported
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Redflag (danger traits) for a girl imo:

tattoos
where's baseball caps
listens to music of black origins
friends with mostly guys
gets less than 50 likes on her FB profile (means girls dont like her and she's a difficult person)
is right wing
piercings anywhere other than ear
laughs too much

also

PRAISE BE TO KEV
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smash BRAAAAAAAAAAPitalism
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Thailad said this in 94' "We don't love them hoes"
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babestation
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Absolutely howling at kev
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>>74322446
>the ultra ashkenazi jew acting like the quintessential ashkenazi jew except in space

SCREECHING
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(_(_)===D~(_(_)=D
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Tell me about Kev.

Why does he wear the tie?
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>>74322448
You'll never find a commie girlfriend like this mate
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rate the profile lads
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>>74322425
WHO IS THIS PERSON
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>>74322478
Always assumed these lads were meant to be the space Jews.
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>>74322495
rated
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>>74322425
Can I get a quick rundown on...this?
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(_(_)=D~(.Y.)
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*accepts Kev into his heart*
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>>74322495
>Pygmy Negro Man

Very formal way of saying Mick
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>>74322503
That is Sexy Kev.
Recently elected PM of /britfeel/ and Heavyweight Champion of the BWE.
Sexy times follow him and blessings of repeating digits follow his followers.

>>74322516
Love to you. May you soon receive a blessing.
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>>74322513
I'd love to give you a quick rundown if you know what I mean
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>>74322505
They are the (((jews))), if you read on we said that, but that guy is the Ashkenazi Jew you know in real life not the NWO Scary (((Jew))).
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>>74322485
dont want commy gf

want intelligent gf
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Going to the capital for the first time in 2 years lads
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Did you guys hear Chris Chan tried to give himself DIY gender reassignment surgery by slicing open his taint with a knife?

Mind boggling that he's still alive honestly. He's like a living fossil from a crueler, freer era of the Internet.
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>>74322532
ah right
>>74322538
have you stopped being a twat (communist) now?
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>>74322538
but you're a working class commie no intelligent person would give you a second glance
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>>74322547
There was a Brit on KC/int/ who tried to cut off his frenulum the other day, showed us pics and everything.
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>>74322547
This was like 2 years ago now I think
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Only one thread in 4chan exists from the 2000s - the /r/ sticky. It has been around since February 21, 2008 and has literally survived for more than half of 4chan's existence. Back then, the following boards did not exist: /adv/, /lit/, /sci/, /int/, /vp/, /pol/, /soc/, /diy/, /mlp/, /hm/, /wsg/, /q/, /asp/, /gd/, /out/, /lgbt/, /vr/, [s4s], /biz/ and /qa/. /pol/ was better known as /new/. /fa/, /fit/, /mu/, /hc/, /n/, /toy/, /trv/ had just been created, /sp/ had returned a few days around this time, /rs/ still existed, and the President was George Bush. And around that time, there used to be two oekaki boards (one for random, one for pro).
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Honey, I'm Home
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>>74322552
nah
pic related

>>74322553
yeah they would

face > social status > height > charm
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Tony Blair is a fucking sociopath.
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>>74322575
Wish he'd just fuck off
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fuck blair
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>>74322575
maybe this means we get even more enrichment
https://youtu.be/y1cFoPFF-as?t=804
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>>74322593
Shine on you crazy diamond
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>>74322593
>ugly
>runt
>short
>arsehole

hmm
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>>74322566
Suppose I've been out of the loop then. He's really gone off the deep end: I knew about the trans stuff but I didn't realize it was this bad.

>>74322563
Hm sounds like a proper retard.
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>>74322593
>peaceful libertarian communism

Oh so you're 'I have never read a book on economics' tier okay okay, all has come clear now.
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>>74322593
socioeconomic status is actually far more important than the rest

Women are attracted to men who can provide for them. A pretty face or a hot body isn't what they're looking for in the long run
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>>74322575
>le 'stay in the EU because uncontrolled immigration is great' man
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I have a webm of a tranny cutting off its bollocks but don't feel like resetting my router
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>>74322634
There's a few videos on youtube that tell his life story if you need a rundown.
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>>74322625
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Late night /brit/ is much better than day time /brit/.
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>>74322663
Ah yes, Darth Mandelson
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Dinner
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>>74322657
>womyn go to the beta after she's had her fair share of chad dick

no really?
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>>74322676
I have a lot of these, they're great.
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>>74322699
Checking out those cheeky Kevs.
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>>74322678
Someone today was whining because

'morning and early afternoon /brit/ is left wing but all the runts come on at night'

He was actually shocked and couldn't figure out why 9-5 work hours /brit/ was full of commies and once work gets off and /brit/ speeds up they got ousted.
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>>74322699
Nice kevs lad
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is it gay to suck a willy with your eyes closed?
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>>74322664
You know, I don't think it's right that plastic surgeons mutilate the mentally ill as a form of therapy these days, but you must at least admire the ingenuity it takes to form something that resembles a vagina out of a man's dick and balls.
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>>74322699
If Chad is poor, he gets pussy when he's young and that's it. That's all he can ever hope to achieve.
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>>74322701
pls upload them all i broke my hard drive and need to get a lot of pictures back.
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>>74322695
The fuck is this?
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>>74322722
Kevs say no.

>>74322733
Kev :)
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>>74322722
>>74322733
Woah checking these sexy digits!
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jamaicANO
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Tony Blair was the greatest postwar Prime Minister.
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>>74322739
ayy jamaica mon where's da ganja
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>>74322729
>having second pick
>better
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>>74322739
white ppl food lmao fuck whiteys
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>>74322575
Has he returned from p0desta's deep cover nipponese island?
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>>74322739
hahaha dude WEED mon rofl
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>>74322739
lentils, ketchup and a recorder
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bless me with trips kev
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Can't sleep, work in three hours and 'idering the ol' 'cide
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>>74322753
rasheed habeeb hajj al-mohammad
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTvUs4rY4to

choon
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>>74322760
>>74322775

Every. damn. thread. ever... Never gets old, I swear.

>>74322776
Oh, I hope it tastes better than it looks.
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cocaine lads
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>>74322779
Very close. I think he may bless you in another way.
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>>74322764
you think in very child-like /pol/ tier ways

someone who's useful for a fuck is not someone who you want to spend the rest of your life with. It takes some severe mental instability to think the first guy is doing better
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>>74322781
>>74322781
can i cum on this?
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>>74322782
just haha
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been praying to God lately and I think my life is improving

crazy how it works, that
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>>74322733
I say a lot, I mean 8 (on this computer (at work (have more at home)))
http://www.thailad.zz.mu/gommie.zip
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>>74322809
AWALT tho
(all women are like that)
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>>74322805
rastafari mon one love wagwan
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>>74322781
>he actually thinks he looks like this
>he genuinely believes this
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>>74322826
>God

A false prophet, it's really the workings of Kev
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>>74322831

virus do not click
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Have an absolutely disgusting amount of work to do tomorrow. I feel Kev will carry me through it.
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>>74322837
never said I did?
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saved a bunch of mong pepes from ylilauta before they were introduced to 4chan

feel very ahead of the curve
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>>74322834
you've either been spending time on online communities that have rotted your mindset on women, or you've had the misfortune of meeting some unpleasant women in your life

either way, I pity you
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>>74322852
Some strong words from our wise leader which will hopefully inspire you through your tough work load tomorrow.
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If I worked out and gained weight I would be quite handsome, I could almost be a Chad. I have a good face but I'm really skinny. Both my parents are good looking, but unfortunately I inherited my mother's introversion, propensity to alcoholism and other addictive behaviours, and apparently, her weight.
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>>74322739
A recorder
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>>74322881
Thank you I needed that. Bless you.
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>>74322874
I thought Ylilauta was dead?
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>>74322888
Huge Kev blessing lad! Good times surely afoot
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>>74322879
FIDF (Female Internet Defence Force)
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What life experiences does it take to mold someone who is never serious? Do you meet these people? If they aren't being facetious then they're murderously angry.
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>>74322887
so yer ma was a fat autistic drunk, but also good looking? Doesn't add up
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>>74322898
https://ylilauta.org/
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>>74322897
Hope you achieve a blessing soon.

>>74322899
Good times for you too it seems. Very lucky.
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>>74322898
I wish you were dead
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Sebastian Gorka's head is fucking enormous. Also he must be a strong 6'5" to Trump's 6'3". Mirin'
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>>74322909
No she is skinny. I weigh only like 10 pounds more than her but I'm 6 inches taller.

>>74322911
I have not been there in years.
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>>74322904
it's a defence mechanism desu. the less you care, the less bothered you are when you fail.

plus if they act like they don't care and then fail, people can't mock them or hold shit to them for failing.
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>>74322903
yeah that's right

I enjoy conversing with the lads and brothers but there are some kinds of deeper conversations you can only have with women. Male and female mindsets can often be opposing but sometimes they'll fit like a jigsaw puzzle
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>>74322781

thi
s is a picture of what the original Port-a-gee loopked like
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>you've either been spending time on online communities that have rotted your mindset on women, or you've had the misfortune of meeting some unpleasant women in your life
>either way, I pity you
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>>74322958
are you drunk?
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I never thought I'd say this but 190kg > Thainonce
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I just finished off 1 pint 7.7 fluid ounces of water and I will be going to bed soon. Hope I don't pee myself.
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>>74322940
>but there are some kinds of deeper conversations you can only have with women

I'm gay and I never got this. Only ever met superficial women, even when i had a girlfriend in secondary school. I may be unlucky, may be too much of a runt to know quality women but, they were incredibly fake people. They never cut the shit and talk to as equals. You always sense they're putting on an act or a face.

Met a few older women who aren't as bad as 'girls' but they're still in make up, nice clothes, always on about appearances. Genuinely want to know what kind of deep conversations you can only have with women.
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>>74322940
>I enjoy conversing with the lads and brothers but there are some kinds of deeper conversations you can only have with women. Male and female mindsets can often be opposing but sometimes they'll fit like a jigsaw puzzle

Hm I disagree due to my life experience as a spastic virgin but I respect your opinion
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>>74322931
Is that Chris Langan on the left?
>>74322963
>drunk
it's called responding at FTL speeds
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>>74322879
honestly

as a good looking man I've known a lot of womyn

when theyre in relationships theyre alri but man they are so fucking volatile when not. they'll shag any guy regardless of consequences if they think he's hot. I get approached all the time in nightclubs and ignore it because I'm not a headcase

womyn will shag just for the confirmation they're hot if the guy is a chad.
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>>74322973
This
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>>74322974
>fluid ounces of water

Can there be any other kind?
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>>74322983
>Hm I disagree due to my life experience as a spastic virgin

The entirety of /brit/ in a single sentence
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>>74322985
oh, impressive.
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>>74322973
Sexy Kev > 190kg > Thainonce
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>>74322887
>I'm smart but lazy
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Tell me, a Kev missionary from /britfeel, why is 190kg so hated? Other than being a trip of course
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>>74322989
I suppose you could measure water by weight. I was just reading off the bottle though.
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>>74323001
Sexy Kev > Thainonce > Dog shit > all other tripfags > 190kg nonce
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>>74322999

Nice trips, brotha'
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>>74323022
Nice dubs lad! Kev is gratious on this day
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>>74323020
I like you a lot lad.
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>>74323006
he's relentless and adapts to situations for the most (you)'s very well.
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My oneitis is my friends sister, lads
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Big fan of turkey sandwiches
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>>74323043
>going all the way to Turkey for a sandwich
state of you
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>>74322887
>If I worked out and gained weight I would be quite handsome, I could almost be a Chad. I have a good face but I'm really skinny. Both my parents are good looking, but unfortunately I inherited my mother's introversion, propensity to alcoholism and other addictive behaviours, and apparently, her weight.

Literally me but I'm not fat and my receding hairline has made me incredibly self conscious. I could probably be okay if I cut it short and wore it with pride but I can't do that and usually wear a hat like some fucking south park character with a set clothing design that never changes.

Luckily I'm quite fond of my alcoholism and not being fat is pretty good, means I spend the money most cunts spend on fast food on vodka and absinthe.
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>>74323006
he claims to be a communist despite understanding very little about leftist history and theory. Also he's a fat cunt
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One ml of water weighs one gram. Mind blown.
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>>74323005
That too.

I have a good looking face now just boyish body.
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>>74322986
>as a good looking man I've known a lot of womyn
explains why you've gotten so many girlfriends
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>>74323043
>cooling yourself with tryptophan filled lunch items
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>>74323067
i'm autistic and think womyn will ruin my life whilst doing nothing with my life.
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>>74323061
you seem rather DENSE haha

>The gram, 1/1000 of a kilogram, was provisionally defined in 1795 as the mass of one cubic centimetre of water at the melting point of ice.[4] The final kilogram, manufactured as a prototype in 1799 and from which the IPK was derived in 1875, had a mass equal to the mass of 1 dm3 of water at its maximum density, approximately 4 °C.
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>>74323022
Not sure how to describe why I loved this guys character but he was so, subtle.

He always talked calmly with a nice soft voice but commanded respect and was extremely ominous. My favourite kind of villain. When he got angry and the Cardassians for pissing off the Dominion you knew shit was about to go down.
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>>74323081
so why the hell should anyone take advice on women from you if your experience of them is from the bottom dregs of all women who want shags from clubs?
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>>74323102
jeffrey combs is great in literally everything he's in
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>>74323054
Thank God all the men in my family have a full head of hair.

I may look 16 at age 21 now but my 53 year old dad can pass for 38 any day of the week.
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>>74323110
because AWALT.

Anyways, like I've already said, womyn are alri when they're in relationships, when they're single though they're irresponsible and are thirsty for chad dick
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reading about that al qaeda lad
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REALLY need to recharge my chi

Chakras are running low

Been a bit lazy the past few days lads
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As soon as you start balding just shave it off
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Never had any female friends. Find that lots of people attribute immoral and vain behavior to women who are actively practicing their craft, being social agents, which modern society has increasingly torn the subtlety from, hypocritically. Being a masculine social agent, pursuing women, similarly less concealed in time, is just as vain and immoral as how women do it.

You likely meet dozens of men who treat women immorally and act vainly, but you wouldn't think them as like women just because the man's craft is different in means, mechanically.
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>>74323144
no, you cut it tight and close below the ear and taper upwards then thicken it and push upwards on the top
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>>74323149
need to know what wikihow this image is from
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Looking at Bristol on streetview, looks quite nice.
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>>74322103
>>74322497
>>74323086

this ever happen to you lads? i find myself saying FOY to my flatmate all the time now
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Housemate keeps saying FOY
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>>74323182
I use the term 'howling' too much and once typed desu instead of desu but other than that no
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>>74323005
is it such a crazy concept to you that those people might exist
it's not like he's trying to justify his shortcomings. in fact, one could even put him down more for it, because of the fact life has handed him good genetics (in regard to looks) yet he hasn't done anything with them
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>>74323209
>once typed desu instead of desu

don;t know why I thought this would work desu
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>>74323182

>There are unironic tankies ITT
>post yfw they haven't embraced syndicalism
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>>74323182
I tell my dog to FOY when he's being a cunt
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>>74323223
>anarcho communist

Fuck off runt lmao
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>>74323209
why are you unironically typing out desu in the first place? people actually do this?
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>>74323182
I recite "freedom ain't free. the tree of liberty gotta be litterd..." in my head whenever i see a fatass riding a scooter
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>>74323235

Anarcho-syndicalists aren't an-coms ya dingus.
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>>74323239
I just began typing desu instead of t bh because it's what it's going to come up as since they added the shitty filter and i feel like i should say what i mean and mean what i say, no kike in the middle editing my important posts
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>>74323249
Your flag says otherwise
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>>74323241
>tfw muttering 'dog bless' and 'the brize of freedum' when you see a new mass shooting on the telly
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>>74323182
no
say "ah yes" sometimes but that's normal
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>>74323254
christ lad, you're doing exactly what the jews at 4chan want you to do. they WANT you to type desu instead of Tbh
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>>74323223
How did you deduce I was a tankie from that post? I'm an anarcho centrist to be desu
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>>74323281
this desu desu
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How the fuck are you supposed to respond when someone asks you "what's up"? I've tried both saying what I'm currently doing (I'm not doing much/I'm on my way to the store), and how I'm feeling (I'm good thanks/I have a headache and I'm sick) and it's apparent from their response it's not what they asked for.

So what is the question about?
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>>74323281
desu desu
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>>74323289
it's just some bored dumb cunt. send her a webm of bollocks getting mashed by stiletto heels
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*claps*
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Might go to thailand, bare back a prostitute, and let her raise my hapa child alone
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>>74323289
'sup
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>>74323289
it's a greeting. in real life it is acceptable to reply with "hello" too.
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cara
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i like girls
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>>74323331
very late
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>>74323323
so you just say hi back?
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>>74323289
It's just a greeting, it's not really a proper question. Like when the girl at the till asks 'how are you' she doesn't actually care about you and never will and you are going to be alone for the rest of your life. She's just being polite.
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*burps on morty*
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>>74323339
nonce
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>>74323323
Can just imagine this runt

>Yo dude what's up
>Hello
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>>74323289
"not much"
"just on my way to the store"
"hey how's it going"
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>>74323261

Nah, m8 an-coms steal our shit. The flag was originally used by An-syns. The mascot in the centre came into later use by anarcho-syndicalist organisations and movements such as the IWW.
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>what's up
>hello

squealing
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>>74323342
yeah I'll usually reply with "hey" or "good", then ask or say something else
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>>74323350
HAHAHAHA

GREAT post my friend have an upboat and begone with you kind sir hahahaha
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Does anyone here de-realize or de-personalize when they have to study something they're not interested in?
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>>74323383
>Anarcho-syndicalists view the primary purpose of the state
>the state

Oh so it isn't Anarchy then very good
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>>74323182
called my sister a manlet once, i was hoping she wouldn't search it up
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>>74323331
this tЬh
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>>74323371
>>74323389
meant "alri"
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>>74322425
being gay ironically is still being gay
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>>74323392
that's a hilariously vague answer to a non-question, but I guess its meaning doesn't matter because >>74323343
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>>74323395
no i just shut down mentally
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Kev just blessed me with this nice find.

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1492903884066.webm
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>>74323426
Actually can't stop thinking of this interaction now
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>>74323462
unironically learned this song from the video
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>>74323446
yeah it's a rhetorical question. if they actually wanted to know they would ask "how have you been doing lately?" or "what are you doing right now?"
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>>74323414

Oh come on lad, at least do a bit of research.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anarcho-syndicalism


>Anarcho-syndicalists view the primary purpose of the state as being the defence of private property, and therefore of economic, social, and political privilege, denying most of its denizens the ability to enjoy material independence and the social autonomy which springs from it.[3]

>In contrast with other bodies of thought, particularly with Marxism–Leninism, anarcho-syndicalists deny the possibility of a workers' state, or a state which acts in the interests of workers, as opposed to those of the powerful, and posit that any state with the intention of empowering the workers will inevitably work to empower itself or the existing elite at the expense of the workers. Reflecting the anarchist philosophy from which it draws its primary inspiration, anarcho-syndicalism is centred around the idea that power corrupts.[3]
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>>74323284

So a mutualist then?
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>>74323471
it isn't that weird if you think about how people talk with their friends
>what's up man?
>hey, how are ya?
etc
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haitANO
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Just did the Black Sacrament lads. How long does it usually take for the Dark Brotherhood to contact me?
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>>74323541
2 working weeks because there's no post on Sunday
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>there's no post on Sunday
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>>74323099
rude
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I'm trying to imagine Brits or Aussies talking like bydlo Canadians.

"hey, how's it goin?"
"oh hey, not so bad. how've you been?"
"been a bit busy lately, just out doin' some running now. work all weekend"
"aw, shitty, eh. yeah just out doing the shopping myself. well i won't keep ya then."
"yeah it was good seein' you bud. i'm sure we'll cross paths sooner or later."
"alright, talk to you later then"
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>>74323578
this meme is like three years old, it needs to die because i no longer even flinch or have a single microresponse to them
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Watching comfy videos before bed so I will have peaceful and relaxing sleep.

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1492948304002.webm
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Holy fuck didn't know that Sting was the lead singer of The Police and was also Feyd in Lynch's Dune.
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>>74323594
too many syllables
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>>74323594
needs more "yup"
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If we don't commit genocide how can our race survive?
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>>74323626

start fucking more
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t'f staying hydrated
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rate my fresh home-made gimmick
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business idea: christian version of tinder. instead of meeting up to fornicate, you would meet up to go to church.
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Just finished watching this lads, was really good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52YOKT_O10U

Mental to think how fucked we'd be if the Germans managed a successful landing ahah.
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>>74323626
it would literally be a british / american world if not for the Jewish bankers
they were too smart and too cunning, too few, but also too many to effectively combat
we would still have apartheid if not for them
they gelded us
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Planning a mass suicide with the lads.
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>>74323697
beat you to it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqSZhwu1Rwo
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honestly dont like niggers at all
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>whats up
>hello
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had a dream last night where i raped a qt i know lads
bit worried haha
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*blocks your path to the pool*
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>>74323710
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>>74323771
i want a female slave but i want to treat her well but occasionally she'll have to put on a blindfold while we role-play family stuff
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what if the universe is infinite but just copy-paste infinite with no differences between each iteration?
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>>74323797
This is me and my boyfriend/daddy
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what if the universe is infinite but just copy-paste infinite with no differences between each iteration?
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the breitbart head copy editor is a black woman

that's the most mind blowing thing i've learned in quite a while
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am I the only one with ass cheese right below my tailbone. only noticeable if you scratch it and it gets under your nails. smells musky
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>>74323808
more or less what Kaplas are
every kapla is generally similar, with some minor changes but otherwise the general "theme" is the same each time
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>>74323858
>kikebart

not really
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kill yourself fucking scumbag
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kill yourself fucking scumbag
>>
kill yourself fucking scumbag
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>>74323834
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>>74323858
ironically enough, probably a diversity hire to deflect accusations of racism
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>>74323919
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Me and the lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJtx9xQQEx4
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need to be urinated on by a cute fanny
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>>74322448
where's
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doing a core blimey dodga
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I'm seriously beginning to suspect the Conservative Party of Canada, specifically the Maxime Bernier campaign has interns on 4chan. I've never been one to cry shill before but the way they are pushing him, the way "they" always type the same few lines and filenames almost word for word, and how he's going around posting 4chan memes on his twitter and facebook seems suspicious.

I also vaguely recall a thread a few years ago on /pol/ where people were discussing internal politics of the Campus Conservatives at some Ontario university. I'm currently trying to find it on the archive.
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>>74323929
it's not mind blowing that they would hire her it's the fact that a black woman would work for them
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doing a nico nico douga
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>>74322572
And it got dubs
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>>74323974
Don't care
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>>74323996
Kev works in mysterious ways.
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what's a good job that i can get that involves exclusively working with spreadsheets?
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>>74324036
Don't know
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i'm a highly skilled gamer

master of every genre from racing to shooter
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>>74324049
thanks anyway lad
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>>74324069
Is this your entire CV?
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What should I have for dinner tonight boys???
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>>74324088
Dont care
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>>74324086
yes
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we're all niggers on the inside
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>>74324088
home made hamburgers stuffed with cheese and onion inside the patty
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>>74324069
What's your Overwatch SR. What's your CS:GO rank?
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>>74324088
Had some plain white rice today, added a bith of ketchup in.

Would recommend.
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>>74324100
You're hired.
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>>74324112
haven't played either
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>>74324128
Not a master at Multiplayer FPS then are you because nothing else is worth playing.
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>>74324088
Seeing as you live in Australia, lamb. Eat it and think of me, it's a luxury product here that the working class cannot afford.
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is thailad a yankboo
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>>74324140
overwatch is a trend and cs:go is a meme
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>>74324152
I'm yankcurious, I like burgers and freedom
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>>74324163
What Multiplayer FPS have you mastered then?
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>>74324088
fish and chips
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>>74324172
gay cunt
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>>74324188
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>>74324163
>cs:go is a meme
cs:go is best FPS
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Stop playing multiplayer games!
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Lib Dem memberships are surging
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>>74324222
unironically quite like the libdems but they can fuck off whilst Brexit is happening.
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>>74324191
zipperhead
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good morning why is my dota queue 30 minutes?
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Have you been drinking enough water today? Remember to keep your fluids up, treat yourself to a nice big glass of water!
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>>74324235
Bruce pls
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>unironically quite like the libdems
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Why are Europoors so smitten with old meme games like CS:GO?
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>good morning
I haven't slept yet.
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>>74324293
>4pm
>Neither have I

Mummy would be FURIOUS
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>>74324287
It's the most skill based FPS and it's not really old when it's being updated every week.
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>>74324287
t. Plays Hello Kitty Island Adventure in his cuckshed while Tyrone fucks his mother
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>>74324293
hope u have a nice sleep anon!!
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>tfw everyone forgets about upstate ny

probably a good thing. we get enough tourists here to begin with
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sargon of akkad is a total breadbox, i don't know why people listen to him.
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>>74324339
no one cares
fuck off yank
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>>74324345
no one cares
fuck off yank
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new thread


>>74324350
>>74324350
>>74324350
>>74324350
>>74324350
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>>74324312
>tfw made it to global in CS, stayed there a while, got bored and gave up gaming till OW came along 2 months ago
>tfw can't even make it into the top 10% and I'm stagnant

There's no defining 'carry' skills in OW. It's basically learning to assume what your retard teammates will do because nobody communicates a god damned thing. CS:GO was good because you could carry to global with 0 comms and just aim and anything beyond that was for teams and people with aspirations of playing in leagues and shit which I don't have the time for. Maybe in another 2 months play time I can get there.
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>>74324345
teens and YAs are easily influnced as their brains are still growing logic and reason, plus they have little experience to compare against to produce a judgement. so they go with what is said, hence the popularity of alt-right and sjw causes amongst teens and YAs.
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>>74324339
Your friends in Kingston, ON. won't forget about you as long as you keep spending your tourism money here we will keep buying Christmas gifts there.
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>>74324175
never said anything about multiplayer fps
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