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>highschool classmates and friends have 1 year till left they graduate from college
>stuck in second semester because i dropped out twice
>have shit grades becaues i don't attend my classes

what a shit feeling this is, lads

who else /a failure in life/?

>>74321784
me

>>74321784
it's never too late to succeed my man

I'm all out of love

I'm so lost without (You)

this is all truman's faulth

>>74321784
Eh, i never went to college in the first place. Had GPA above 4.0 and just decided that i didnt want to hang around a bunch of sluts commies and chads.

Point im making, dont determine your life on what your academic success may be - find something that makes you happy. Henry David Thoreau found nature - HP Lovecraft never was famous during his lifetime, but still wrote kickass stories. Try not to let it get to you m8.

I should've listened to the old rhyme.
I should not have been a fool and should've wrapped my tool.

>>74323436
told you

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i haven't got a (you) in like 7 minutes

>>74323436
better in a whore than on the floor

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pic of me

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stop following your false idols

>>74322934

Sonoma st has a really nice campus

>>74323444
those digits were supposed to be mine

>>74323436
ondoms are unnatural and wrong

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>>74323444

tfw no gf

>>74323444
>>74322244
Dibs dabs

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>tfw to intelegent for 3d

t-tfw no gf

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>>74323410
With Duke

The worst part is I should've never trusted a Californian in the first place.

>>74323453
He died for us, you son of a bitch

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Flag is looking sleepy

mummy made lasagna

>>74323500
Isn't that the tribe that literally worships Prince Phillip?

>tfw two smrt to talk to girls

>>74323508
what are you talking about retard

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>>74323453
>>74323508
I think he meant other than Jesus you dip

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Playing Outlast II, lads

>>74323519
>Jesus was skinnyfat
Wtf I hate christ now

>>74323514
Yes
>tfw he took a picture of himself holding some ooga booga spear and sent it to them but it will never be made public

best thing we can do is build universal housing in arizona and nevada deserts and let black people live there for free since we've oppressed them for so long

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ty for the (you)s

Man ive been on a roll such a lately.

all this (yous) make me feel rejuvenated

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>>74323530
>Jesus was skinnyfat
Not really

we should free the blacks of their miserable lives as reparations
i know i would enjoy it x^D

I would never consider replying to a fl*g user

>>74323543
I think you meant Algerian and Namibian deserts

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Serious question here

Does the top right cat look dead to you?

>>74321727
I don't understand his fucking point.

>>74323559
I would never send americans to an established shithole

>>74323566
yeah

>>74323548
all of these**

>>74323569
He's Obama 1.0

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>>74323550
Mirin

>>74323574
Blacks are not American

>>74323587
In what way?What was america suffering from back then?

Im not American, but the day American is not synonym with blonde and blue eyes i will be sad.

Like honestly i imagine all of you as blonde with blue eyes and im disappointed when you arent.

*devours feces*

>>74323599

what about Cassius clay? Bo Jackson? Dave Chappele? stevie wonder?

>>74323518
>>74323519
Talking about Heesoos Papi, then denying it

>>74323619
Take back your shitskin countrymen, then.

>>74323619
we've always been brown hair

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12:47
i still haven't showered yet
wtf am i doin

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>tfw getting forced to race mix

>>74323625
CHI

>>74323618
This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It's me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you'd see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say "Yup, that's me". I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I'm assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I've found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It's really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it's almost like we're identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?

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jesus

I'm dirty blonde

>>74323621
>calling him Cassius Clay instead of Muhammad Ali
He was a Muslim and a nigger, and therefore extra subhuman. Dave Chappele is also a Muslim nigger and therefore extra subhuman. The others are blacks and therefore not American.

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>He was a Muslim and a nigger, and therefore extra subhuman. Dave Chappele is also a Muslim nigger and therefore extra subhuman. The others are blacks and therefore not American.

>>74323641
do tell more.

You're not white unless you have PERSONALLY pillaged a small town and set it on fire

>>74323642
>anyone who calls Based God by his name must be a spic

Not surprised desu, but this coming from the people who call futbol "soccer" and ananas "pineapple"

Tell me about your 3 step dads and how you are superior, billy, I'll wait..

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>>74323619
RIP America, the Papists finally succeeded in killing you.

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>He was a Muslim and a nigger, and therefore extra subhuman. Dave Chappele is also a Muslim nigger and therefore extra subhuman. The others are blacks and therefore not American.

>>74323614
>In what way
He didn't really do much, his military campaign was a flop, and he sold the panama canal. He was replaced by trump 1.0

>What was america suffering from back then
Stagflation and sandniggers (for the first time)

>ananas

Fucking kill yourself stupid subhuman monkey sudaca

>>74323619
>A 2002 study found that the prevalence of blue eye color among the white population in the United States to be 33.8% for those born from 1936 through 1951 compared with 57.4 percent for those born from 1899 through 1905.[14] As of 2006, one out of every six people, or 16.6% of the total population, and 22.3% of whites, has blue eyes. Blue eyes are continuing to become less common among American children.[36]
just

>>74323715
you are a sudaca

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lol what fucking time is it in mexico did they even invent clocks over there yet lol holy shit omg

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rate my edit

>>74323720
>diversity
>everyone becoming dark eye, dark hair horde

>>74323715
pinche mayate
cara de huachinango

negro feo

>>74323569
>>74323614
He made the mistake of telling the truth to America. That their lardass consumerist lifestyle of not giving a shit about anything other than themselves was not sustainable and would lead to America's downfall. And for this, the people swept him out of power, because they would have rather been told that America is great and can do nothing wrong than to hear a depressing truth.

>>74323741
To think there was a time when people were only getting whiter.

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>>74323736
>Mexico
>South America

resubmitted my project an hour late buds.

If you think America is being ruined by consumerism instead of niggers and chicanos you are part of the problem

Wiping the hair on the side of my head forward after showering does a great job of covering up my receded hairline

>>74323715
VERY good post

nakama before subeta

>>74323736
Excuse me?

Bro, chill.

>>74323757
Something else I always found funny was in the late 1800's early 1900's people thought blacks were going extinct in Brazil and with Chile & Argentina also getting bleached they thought it would become a fully European place.

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>>74323782
t. sudaca

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>>74323619
>tfw 3rd generation of blonde hair/ blue eyes

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refute this drumptards

America for Americans
Mexico for Mexicans
Bullets and chains for niggers and CHIs

Diversity = Everyone has black hair, dark brown eyes, and brown skin

/tv/, please go

half the time my eyes look hazel, half the time they look turqoise

>>74323814
Drhupfhhh ......

>>74323819
dark hair and light eyes is the master race

>>74323814
facts are a spectrum.

>>74323823
reddit

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Goodnight /cum/

It's not diversity until everyone looks the same.

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>posting /sci/ memes on /int/

>>74323814
Fuck Drumpf

>>74323776
>receding hairline
when they call you daddy you gotta look the part
what i always say

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My eyes are brown and my hair is brown

My skin is brown

I am dirt man, defender of worms

I am also going to sleep

>>74323849

its 10 PM, you dork

i would have zero problems with asians and blacks being shoehorned into media if they werent so fucking ugly.

Rick and Morty is a good show and there's NOTHING you can do about it.

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>>74323849
Sleep tight, street bike

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>Rick and Morty is a good show

>>74323872
I wake up at 5:30. Need my rest :)

>tfw blue eyes pasty skin and dark brown hair
basically a nigger desu

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>>74323873
Who u finna call ugly nikka?

I haven't felt this angry in a while.
I want to put my fist through my wall but it would cost too much to repair.

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You know all this time and we STILL have no idea where Blue eyes originated?

I remember reading click b8 articles about how everyone with blue eyes is related to someone 8,000 years ago along the Black Sea but now we have genetic evidence from two people(one from Italy, the other from Georgia) that had Blue eyes or carried the gene from 14,000BC. It must be super old because genetically they arent even related the Georgian was isolated in what was once a glacier

>>74323902
why are you angry

>>74323865
Literally no one has pointed it out or made of it since high school, even when i kept it buzzed
I'm 20 now
It's kinda wierd, like I'm the only one who even notices it

>>74323902
aim for a stud

>>74323902
I
PUSH
MY
FINGER
INTO
MY
EYES

>>74323907
oh hi oyster

>>74323908
I fell for the "trust a woman" meme.

>>74323902
use someone else's wall?

>>74323902
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXgP2YD5WjI

I always have a laugh watching this video

>>74323907
dont care

>>74323885
NOTHING

>>74323911
*made fun of it

>>74323917
damn
thank god i could never fall for that meme in a million years if i tried lmao

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>>74323907
truly divine

>>74323907
what about green eyes

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>>74323902

Mexico is pretty

>>74323957
Yeah, pretty UGLY!

who else here is /long eyelashes/
my female optometrist always complements me on them as she trying to rescan my eyes with the machine as my eyelashes get in the way

>>74323911
i'm 24 and it just started to thin. gonna get a nice widows peak
well you're not bald you're hair is just receeding of course its hard to tell
high school is pretty soon tho

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>American women

>>74323965
me
they brush against my glasses sometimes it's obnoxious

>>74323969
Can't wait for her to regret it, try running away, and getting murdered.

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>>74323969
Tiger Woods joined ISIS?

>>74323922
kek

>tfw brown hair and blue eyes

We also still don't know where white skin came from

>>74323916
hey

>>74323925
reddit

>>74323947
idk, I don't believe there is a distinct gene for green eyes.

>>74323876
>*BURPPP* God's not real Morty
>the redditor takes a step back from the laughter to remember that G*d is indeed an opioid for the masses
>Y-y-your parents are fucking idiots Morty every*URP*body is stupid except for me
>the redditor laughs at the joke but knows deep down that he and Rick are one in the same, misunderstood geniuses with no need for human companionship
>WUBALABADUBDUB SCRUPPY POOPY DOOPY DOO
>The redditor gets Rick's edgy sense of postmodern abstract humor and posts a detailed review of the episode praising it's artistic merits
>mmmm get schwifty
>the redditor's mind buckles beneath the weight of its own genius and he escapes into a state of intellectual nirvana

>>74324003
isnt there? my dad has blue eyes and my mom has brown and i have green eyes. my maternal grandmother has green eyes

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>>74324011

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>>74323957
Post some comfy mexican sights
>tfw no pyramids

>>74324022

Ive seen this picture everywhere, what is it from?

>>74324046
Ant Man

>>74324042
wasnt the joker only in the movie for a couple minutes?

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D A M A G E D

>>74324046
mememan

>>74323967
It's already receded pretty badly though, the peak is only about 1.5 inches wide
I don't think it's gotten any worse since highschool either though, which I find kinda strange. Maybe it was just stress? I had a pretty rough time.

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>>74324017
Green eyes usually come about when certain genes for brown eyes and blue eyes interact. There are actually a ton of subtle genes that influence eye color and when you get a few just right regarding blue and brown you get green. Here are the most important genes

>>74324046
Guardians of Reddit: Volume poo

>>74324053

one big scene for like 10 minutes, then he showed up very briefly at the end

>tfw normie friends dragged me to see SS

*says the n-word*
hmm yes

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>>74324053
Long enough to sell action figures

>>74324090
NIGGER

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>>74324053
they cut out like half his scenes lol

>>74324090

*smacks your butt*

None of that racist shit in my house

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>>74324090
H-Hope...

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>>74324107
What symbol is that?

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What the- is that your penis? Oh my god, it's ridiculous! Why are you showing me that tiny thing? That baby dick is gross. Anon, you're such a loser.

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>>74324133
*rapes her*

>>74324068
stress, hormones, genes, jackin it too much
there's all sorts of reasons why
but don't worry too much about it

>Implying I'd ever get close enough to a woman to show her my penis

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>>74324133

>jackin it too much
fake news

>>74324162
i didn't believe it either but it's true

>>74324133
i have an average sized penis

>>74324151
>don't worry too much about it
Yeah I don't, because that literally makes it worse.
As long as I keep my hair grown out on top it covers up pretty nicely so I'm fine with it
Been meaning to look into rogaine and/or fin though

AAAAAAAAAAAA

>>74324074
so if my dad has distinctly blue eyes and i have green that means i carry all the combinations?

>>74324193
don't use fin and rogaine only halts it

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aaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>74323722
>>74323730
>>74323798
>/cum/ homosexual posts outside the general

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una vela

>>74324196
>so if my dad has distinctly blue eyes and i have green that means i carry all the combinations?
It just means that you got a combination of blue and brown eye genes that make your eyes appear green.

should chestlets be allowed to judge a man's penis size?

i was once asked if i was jewish by a gypsy

>>74324221

really nice meme

*builds up speed for 6 hours*

James Marshall is so fucking ugly

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DONALD

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blue + brown =/= green
evolution a fake

>>74324240
You should've said yes, gypsy are like proto-jews before YHW enlightenment they would've worshiped you

>>74324133
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WkL7Fkigfn8

>>74324193
fin nukes your test levels and can leave you with negative side effects like gyno, ED, decreased libido, etc, when you stop taking it, but works exactly the same as fin (i,e. halting DHT)

minoxidil (brand name is rogaine/regaine) has to be used topically, unlike finasteride, which means you're going to be rubbing a disgusting ethanol-like solution into your hair twice a day which will make your hair look perpetually greasy and objectively WORSE for like 4 hours afterwards and needs to be taken twice a day for atleast 3-4 months before any signs of progress show, but has no other adverse side effects

Both fin and mino however cause massively baggy eyes, take elon musk for example, but both work exactly the same, nuking DHT, and both need to be taken daily for the rest of your fucking life or else you WILL start to go bald again

t. guy who started balding at 17

>>74324254
*does six half a presses*

DAHNALD FRUMPF

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>>74324240
When I was in middle school everyone said I looked Jewish. This meant I was ugly.

>>74324133
i have a fat cock

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ITS TIME TO PLAY

Is it a cuck move to go back to a woman who lied to you about birth control?

>>74324272
if only there was a country filled with women who looked like that

*blows up your motorcycle with you on it for stealing my girl*

i have a very very very medium sized sedan in my pants

*does 1000 pushups with both hands tied behind my back no problem*
yeah this muscle is all natural baby *gun fingers*

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so...
RENALD SCHLUMP

>>74324271
yeah i know
>>74324280
i was at work when he asked me (i work in a high wage job) and it did not help that i have glasses and wavy hair

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBPyYeCf95o

>>74324326
I used to watch him on comedy central back in the day
Sad stuff

i really like this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZq3i94mSsQ

Been thinking in wearing diapers, too much time wasted on the toilet.

Not sure what to do, big decision.

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ZOZZLE ZROMPF

>>74324341
kiss is turbo jew dont give them ad revenue

dont get this colbert meme

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>>74324327
>wavy hair
impure blood detected, not a fingol.

didnt get shampoo in my eyes this time

>>74324333
Are you one of those retards who thought he was actually conservative?

>>74324357
you're a big boy now!

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>>74323907
everything originated in india

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Who else here /lonely/? I need a girl to cuddle with

>>74324372

UUUU

>>74324356
dunno senpai
im intolerant to milk and hairy nor do i have slanty eyes like my friends
maybe theres a nigger in my blood line
*does dna test*

>>74324107
why do people call him black president? i will call him white president. who will stop me

>>74324375
good post vishna

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrI-UBIB8Jk

>>74324375
Except hygiene toilets

>>74324378
I wish I was lonely.

>>74324352
what about this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHOevX4DlGk

>>74324378
yea

>>74324395
MY PRESIDENT IS BLACK
MY LAMBO'S BLUE

Obama is a mulatto, not black.

Think i felt an earthquake

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>Hey Morty, BOOM! BIG REVEAL! I'm a pickle! I'm pickle Rick, WUBBA DUBBA DUBBA!

Is this the end game of humor?

>>74324367
No I'm a liberal but he's just cringey now, or I grew up :l

>>74324400

I know >redditors of the galaxy, but I really like this song

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pass the controller bro

>>74324324
>>74324315
>>74324306
get better state flags holy shit

>>74324410
lacks something that would make me like it
https://youtu.be/T2OLUe-gsnA?t=2993
this album is goat for old music

>>74324433
Lmoa

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>>74324433

I always see you laughing at the disabled, do you think is a fucking joke

>>74324433
why not just get the nubs amputated at that point?

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>>74324433
alri

>>74324452
Yeah.

>>74324426
He isnt even a real african american, none of his ancestors were slaves and he grew up on fucking indonesia and Hawaii and never experienced african american """culture""" in his youth

>>74324467
>never experienced african american """culture""" in his youth
best thing about him

>>74324457
i wanna see a butcher go to town on that thing

Had a dream last night that a Basketball American was loitering in my front yard with no shirt so I went outside with my pistol to threaten him but he just walked up to me and told me to shoot him, then he reached for my gun and pulled the trigger twice while it was still pointed at him, hitting him both times in the chest and causing him to collapse
Then I called 911 because I thought he was dead and didn't want to have a murder charge pinned on me. I ended up getting into a friendly conversation with the operator and after a minute or two the guy got back up and wandered off so I went back into the house while continuing the conversation in peace.

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>his flag isn't two sided
lmaoing@your life

>>74324488

got into an argument with my roommate over this 3 years ago

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=i+hope+you+die+bloodhound+gang+lyrics

This is for that asshole thats going to say something all dickish and negative.

>>74324497
embarrassing

>>74324433
Mutie scum

>>74324477
He was part a group of hardcore pot heads known as the "shoom gang"

>>74321784
me to lad just fuck me up

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>>74324453
>tfw you missed out on teenage love

>>74324503
>https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=i+hope+you+die+bloodhound+gang+lyrics
Stupid idiot.

>his flag has two sides
>the internet only gets to see the shitty side
put some respek on it

>a fucking BEAVER

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>>74324485
Mexico's is, you are like Mexico.

>>74324520
>tfw you missed out on teenage and 20s love

>>74324520
just get a teenage gf, close enough I'd suppose

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>"Why yes, I do have a two sided flag"

tfw no gf

>>74324558
reddit

beavers are important

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my heart has two sides and my /cum/ bros get to see the best side

>>74324497
Literally why would anyone defend the second option

>>74324552

god bless this man

I'm going to fall for the racemixing meme.

beavers are not that important

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>tfw hurt my back lifting
>tfw might have to miss work stocking shelves
>feeling like a shit employee

who /dummy/ here

>>74324584
*pats your head*

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do you guys like my switch?

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>>74324579

kys swolefags
I only lift for cardio

>>74324596
I guess you missed my autistic episode that's been going on all day.

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>>74324594
>*BING* *BING* WAHOO!

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>>74324590
thanks...

>>74324610
reddit

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>>74324594
>reddit max poster
>capcom shirt
>a fucking KFC poster

wtf is wong with this dude

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>>74324622
wtf fuck did you just say

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Switch player(aka Pennsylvanian redditor) on the left, well adjusted human being without any nintendo games(me) on the right

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>>74324567
Excellent post

>>74324584
don't worry about it bud, here's a little something to make you feel better
i work at a trailer manufacturer and on my third day there i was busting ass so hard after lunch i threw up on the factory floor
felt so embarrassed i wanted to die
still work there tho

>>74324616
You MATTER

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Haha got some weed lads

>>74324654
looks like a poo haha

Say it with me

BLACK
LIVES

Gonna try to go to sleep now buds. Just a reminder to not fall for the women of the orient meme.

Pennsylvania annexes the eastern and western part of entire earth when

>>74324643
quite simply don't own a switch

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>>74324654
oregano?

>>74324643

so if I buy a nintendo switch™, I'll get sick gains?

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>>74324630
look at this dude
wait till you see the
HEOHEHEUHEHUEHUE

>>74324659
MATTER

FUCK WHITE BOIS

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>>74323500
>>74323514
>tfw I only know who this tribe is because of Karl. The guy on the left seemed like a nice guy

>>74324679
Is that what some may call a nu-male?

>>74324665
you wouldn't get past baltimore

Or*gonians are literally Canada-tier
They're also 37% more bothered by banter than other posters

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Would you join cuck squad?

>>74324689
Second guy you replied to and same lmao

>>74324690
yeah just remove that male part and its good

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>tfw no pregnant wife belly to rub

>>74324691
nigge

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>>74324694
The beaver should be feared.

>>74324708
finnish people too this meme over the board and hired him for a commercial

>>74324708
>when you feel the little fucker moving in there
really weird, but intersting

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>>74324678
Not in your stock portfolio, maybe you'll gain some stares and pointing fingers while everyone laughs at you for blasting "*bing* *bing* WAHOO!" in public

oregonians are far northern californians in denial

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>tfw no girl butt to squeeze while in bed

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Quebecois are truly master race

wtf

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>downloading thumbnails on 4chan

>>74324732
SHIT i saved the thumbnail again, why does this keep happening?

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>tfw regretting something the more I think about it

new
>>74324752
>>74324752
>>74324752

>>74324732
I'm a girl
>but you're not
no buts about it

>>74324739
That image really makes your case

>>74321727
kek he came to my school to give a speech before and my prof got us tix and made us all go

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>>74324679
>"Citizens of Rome! It has come to my attention that not all of you have respected zers preferred pronouns"

>>74324646
i'm not so worried about losing my job or anything because my job is unionized, and my manager is seemingly pretty nice
i've only been working there for around a month, so it looks bad since there was another day that i had called in sick because i had the flu ;-;

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>>74324647
thanks, i just feel like my life is going to fall into hell at any moment

>>74325111
You'll be ok bud
Dont worry about it