Kys edition
/brit/
HEIL HITLER
Do not trust women of the orient.
excellent work buddies
Just got some sushi buds
>>74321740
Trust women on the orient
just had one of these fuckers almost land on my ear. fucking creepy ass moth
>>74321760
Looks cute.
Just don't trust women desu
my puppy's eye is healing thanks for asking guys
>tfw no slutty gf
going to bed for real this time
>>74321777
I didn't read about your pupper
What happened?
>>74321777
I'm glad bud, hope your tomorrow is even better
>>74321789
Please do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=km2zUlpWy_w
still disgusted with life lol
>>74321765
it's like an inch long..
CFL season coming up boys
wus poppin s
>>74321792
see you tomorrow
>>74321790
got an eye infection at the daycare while my mom was picking me up from university
>lacrosse
>>74321802
proffesional fishing is popular in Canada?
It's barely ever eve spoken about in the US
baseball
>six /cum/'s up at once
>5 not at the bump limit
Open custodial position?
>>74321820
Poor pupper
Welfare is the bread and sports are the circus
>>74321818
Remember to say hi to Mohammad for me!
>>74321817
Life isn't a race, it's about the journey not the destination.
Stop comparing yourself to other people and just enjoy the dance
>>74321842
perhaps he's taking international workers day off to protest his low wage
>>74321863
will do
I'm fixing Ontario.
Thoughts?
>>74321760
i want to fuck that moth
>>74321824
it is in the maritimes
>>74321896
>Canada
>ever getting any American land
kys leaf
>>74321866
easier said than done, bro
how do i quit being a lazy fuck?
>>74321885
>giving MORE land to shamitoba
>>74321870
>From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs
The jannies are getting exactly what they deserve, just like communism.
unironically think ottawa-gatineau metro should become a territory like the capital territory in australia or DC in the us
>>74321913
Maybe you just aren't cut out for whatever you're going to school for? Or maybe you're just not cut out for school in general? I can't say for sure but maybe you should try and experience more of whats out there and find something that isn't such a chore for you to do. Or it might just be a matter of finding something that you enjoy so much that you don't mind the bad parts of life as much.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_Plan_Red
>>74321937
in truth DC is one of kind. It's a city but it's also a fortress
>>74321937
Always thought Toronto should be its own microprovince just so the rest of Ontario doesn't have to be associated with them
>be canada
>get YANKd
Haven't drank for 24 hours.
>>74321967
*annexes Toronto as part of New York*
>>74321977
The russians sold us that idiot.
>>74321907
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northwest_Angle
This is Canadian clay, stop oppressing these Canadians.
>>74321991
haven't drank for 3 hours
already feeling like going to sleep and not waking up
>>74321995
I know
and it sits there
right next to canada
and they cant have it
https://youtu.be/_ge_CN0-ZRs?t=527
8:47 if it glitches
>>74321996
Canada should be annexed by America and anyone identifying as Canadian should be gassed.
>>74321992
You wouldn't really notice a difference, Toronto is basically New York 2.0 anyway
>>74321995
>>74322014
Sits right next to russia and Canada.
I bet they all mad.
>>74322025
>imblyig
>>74322052
Outsmarted how, exactly?
I am curious to know.
>>74321747
most powerful general on /int/
d*mn...
>>74322034
Russia just uses it as flight training airspace
>>74322060
Trudeau got the upper hand in a trade deal.
>>74321996
Give us the bottom part of Vancouver island and we will give you that.
>>74322014
>>74322034
>think Canada is mad about it
>not realizing it forces Ameriblobs to defend us from USSR/Russia for free
Just fixed Canada.
>>74322066
>.gif
lol not clickign that shit
suck my butt
>>74322060
>WASHINGTON (AP) — President Donald Trump says Canada has ‘‘outsmarted’’ the U.S. for a long time but his administration is ‘‘not going to put up with it.’’
>Trump has been railing against Canada’s decision to change its policy on pricing domestic milk to cover more dairy ingredients, leading to lower prices for products, including ultra-filtered milk.
It's clickbait, it is a rallying cry to defend his lumber tariff
>>74322060
Our politicians are 18D Tabletop Hockey masters and only Trump can begin to understand our duplicity
>>74322079
London needs to be a microstate.
>>74322079
>usa will never blow it's hot load of artillary inside your tight borders
why even live.
well ok but im not going to like it
>>74322079
all you did was made america worst
>>74322066
>pedophiles outside the retard section
US senator pls
>>74322077
Whose going to defend you from US(A) though?
>>74322118
London (Ontario) is a cesspool of disease and degeneracy.
>>74322124
>America actually goes above 50% white
>worse
how do I discover old art
do I have to buy books or shit
>America and Canada's relationship gets ruined over a bunch of fucking trees and milk
Someone make me a shopping list
>click a tab
>laptop randomly interprets it as zooming in
hmmm
America is 55% non-Hispanic white
Canada is 0% white (Canadians are not white)
>>74322136
You obviously
>>74322157
>more white people
>good
ummm no thanks sweetie we have enough to deal with
15 minutes into netflix and chill and she gives you this look
butt
need to shave my balls lads.
>>74322211
good post
>>74322223
you tried
>>74322222
Leafs should be wiped out like the scum they are.
>>74322210
wut u sayin
just ordered an echo dot
now a woman can read me to sleep :)
if you don't want anything to do with esports i don't want anything to do with you
i am a fan of anime and anime pornography
this is my identity
>>74322237
Too late bud
we like boys here now
i must kill baby seals
https://youtu.be/8tGm_JajqLo
Baseball is GOOD stupid
>esports
>literally having a foreigner as your head of state
Cucks
The fact is, when you give women rights, they destroy absolutely everything around them, no matter what other variable is involved … Even if you become the ultimate alpha male, some stupid bitch will still ruin your life.
yeah f those whores
>>74321748
Not a fan
The fall of western civilization is undeniably linked to women's suffrage. As soon as they were given the right to vote, they started voting to let every subhuman shitskin and slanteye into western countries.
In my heart burns a fiery hatred for Chicanos.
There is suffering.
My mental state isn't in good shape at the moment, buds.
*takes a shower at 11:35 at night*
>>74322369
it was v delicious tho
>his head of state is married to a former escort
>literal cuck in charge
>his head of state is a woman
If you’re a millennial, then for your whole life your experience with “politics” has gone basically like this:
“Goyim, would you like us to violently kick you in the balls or the face?”
“What? Neither! I’ll take a third option!”
(Gets kicked in the face)
“Sorry goyim, you wasted your vote on a third party candidate. Try again.”
“Ugh. What are the choice again?”
“This time, you can either get kicked in the balls or you can receive five dollars.”
“Oh, this is better. I choose the five dollars!”
(Gets kicked in the face)
“Sorry goyim, the second option was obviously a lie. You should have informed yourself better before choosing.”
“This is horrible! Stop it! Give me some better options!”
“You’re just young. Look at your parents, they’ve gotten used to it. Many of them have even started to enjoy getting kicked. That’s the price to pay for freedom.”
>>74322426
go check yourself into a mental hospital
oh wait those aren't free up there lmao
>>74322427
hope you washed your hands on the way out of the hospital :)
don't worry anon it gets better :)
*proceeds to kick the chair*
>>74322455
It's not a mental health thing.
Just very confused about how I should feel.
>>74322426
*gives you a hug*
well we may be terminally depressed but at least we aren't niggers
"Now this, monks, is the noble truth of stress: Birth is stressful, aging is stressful, death is stressful; sorrow, lamentation, pain, distress, & despair are stressful; association with the unbeloved is stressful, separation from the loved is stressful, not getting what is wanted is stressful. In short, the five clinging-aggregates are stressful.
"And this, monks, is the noble truth of the origination of stress: the craving that makes for further becoming — accompanied by passion & delight, relishing now here & now there — i.e., craving for sensual pleasure, craving for becoming, craving for non-becoming.
"And this, monks, is the noble truth of the cessation of stress: the remainderless fading & cessation, renunciation, relinquishment, release, & letting go of that very craving.
"And this, monks, is the noble truth of the way of practice leading to the cessation of stress: precisely this Noble Eightfold Path — right view, right resolve, right speech, right action, right livelihood, right effort, right mindfulness, right concentration.
I'd get drunk but I have exams tomorrow.
i copy and pasted my last two posts from the daily stormer but all my other posts tonight have been Virginia Originals™
>>74322449
It's the same here but we have a few more than 2 gangs of thugs.
>Women led the anti-saloon league and succeeded in outlawing gambling and prostitution in every state except Nevada and provided the major source of support for the 18th amendment (prohibition)
Women were a mistake
I'd take exams tomorrow but I'm getting drunk
>>74322524
Don't bully me please. I'm very unhappy right now.
what are we drinking
>his head of state is a woman also
>>74322524
Getting drunk in the hospital? Surely this isn't allowed.
should i do something or go to bed and read???
>>74322548
was a joke bud :)
>>74322559
You should stay here for another 45 minutes when I go to bed.
>>74322530
having pepsi and rum tonight bud
Stop liking asian girls
>>74322565
w-why are you going to try and sleep in my bed?
>>74322570
good man
jager and cheap beer for me
>>74322571
I can't
>>74322571
dont tell me how to live my life man
>>74322579
Is it comfortable? I got dat tempurpedic.
>>74322580
a jager bomb sounds pretty good rn
>>74322595
its ok kinda weird though cause its an air mattress with an automatic pump that turns on every once in awhile
can adjust the head up or legs up and all that shit though since its a hospital bed
>>74322571
kiss my ass
>>74322597
can't afford redbull right now haha
>>74322571
She painted her head, LOOK AT IT.
fuck off already chris
>>74322607
>can adjust the head up or legs up
Sounds pretty comfy. Getting in my car. Be there in 12 hours.
>>74322620
>cut all your hair off
>then paint it back on
>women logic
>>74322627
shut up you dumb idiot
Gonna have to see the person from who's the root of my troubles tomorrow.
damn how brave...
*furiously jacks off*
>>74322660
Yourself?
>>74322649
christopher go to bed right now
anime is so fucking gay
>>74322672
Epic, but no.
Doing a sleep, good night buds see ya tomorrow
>>74322674
what if i only watch animes with only girls
>>74322636
ok but i will be awake by then so you can sleep during the day and ill sleep at night
>>74322644
lol they're so stupid. I tattooed mine
Wish I had some friends right now.
>>74322706
Nice. Tell the nurse we will be needing x4 instead of x2 for tomorrow.
*posts someone else's waifu*
>>74322620
that's racist against chemo patients
Would appreciate of oriental women weren't being posted.
>>74322745
Are you racist or something?
>>74322692
Nighty night.
>>74322750
No.
Just got my programming grade
Didn't pass lol
>>74322765
what's the plan now
>>74322765
more time for posting on /cum/ at least
>>74322765
Can you try it again?
>>74322750
He's suppressing his inner longing for a traditional Asian waifu
tfw know what im doing with my life
real comfy. brb getting cereal.
My lowest grade in college was a C-
>>74322765
>be Mexican't
>get extra tries
>still fail
>>74322620
Reminder that gooks are not part of /cum/ culture so /cum/ flags should refrain from posting pics of them, they are also all really fucking ugly.
>>74322830
That's not why either. This is why.
>>74320200
My lowest grade in college was an I dropped out
im gonna fail calculus
>>74322765
You'll be ok lad
God has other plans for you
only $10 for this big bastard
>>74322869
How you holding up now?
t. in college and hate it
>>74322862
>post some kind of mongoloid
>>74322862
?Reminder that gooks are not part of /cum/ culture so /cum/ flags should refrain from posting pics of them, they are also all really fucking ugly.
neither are bald and ugly brits
>c*rafags
How can one man BTFO an entire political side so easily?
tfw the tides have turned
get fucked cara fag
>having a racist waifu
Smh
>>74322880
Your hands look soft.
>>74322917
bit rude ryan
>>74322917
I will be back, i will be, just wait and see
should I honestly play witcher 3
>>74322914
I thought the MSM got bored of that meme after he bombed Syria?
>>74322914
ikr, trump's got the whole left butthurt
Guys /brit/ has this guy they worship now called Sexy Kev and he blesses you with repeating digits or other good things in your life. I have personally felt his blessings. Accept Kev into your hearts.
>>74322914
hahaha drump sucks penis
>>74322933
LOOK AT IT!
>avatar fags
>>74322935
Do you like following lines? Do you have an IQ in the double digits? If yes to both then you should play it.
>>74322885
Kinda regret it but also don't
I hated being in uni and my grades weren't too good (even though I was top 10% in high school) but it was the closest I got to feeling like a normie and it gave my life purpose in a way
I was in on a scholarship that covered most of my tuition too, which is the real shitty part. If I ever wanted to go back, I'd have to pay full price.
>>74322923
believe me, they're very hard
*goes to read in bed when thirsty county isnt looking*
>>avatar fags
Why are leftists so childish
>"Y-YOU SUCK DICK!"
Hands?
>>74321718
I want to go to Gimli 2bh
>>74322943
learn more
>>74322961
Same. Bringing my computer though :)
>>74322975
shut the fuck up or I'll punch you so hard you lose your job
>>74322976
very feminine
>>74322956
Top 10% was always a meme IMO. I went to a school where my class was 50 people, and i remember having a really shitty freshman year but eventually by junior year i was outperforming the top kids in the class..
Never mattered because i fucked up in the meaningless year.
>shut the fuck up or I'll punch you so hard you lose your job
>Weedman gets some dispensary quality weed
>Doesn't want to sell it because it's too good
>>74322975
Idk, I've noticed they bring up dicks a lot.
in canada they litterally only give a shit your last two years of school.
no such thing as high school gpa.
Wish I had some drugs right now.
RIP wayne static
Hello
I do not post here anymore at all
it aint me
just stopping in to say
im looking forward to a gf some day
were gonna be alri lads
>>74322956
Being here has made my life feel completely directionless. I wish I had just gone into a trade or something instead of wasting time studying shit I don't even care about.
>>74323049
hopeless endeavor
>>74323045
wish i had some weed to smoke
>>74323019
On the contrary, I was top 3% my freshman year then got lazier and lazier
Didn't help that I started smoking weed junior year
That's also one of the reasons why I dropped out of college lmao
Now I don't even smoke anymore
Shit's fucked man
>programming final project
>first component works nice and as I want it to
>write second component that uses the first
>first component stops working
fuck my gay earth
>/cum/
>the
>spacing
>general
>>74323064
never give up
>>74323087
why
>>74323084
its called autism spacing you faggot
>>74323095
t. redditor
>>74323087
>>74323084
>>74323049
>>74323029
Hello yes were do i find icelandic canadians
>>74323095
>t. reddit spacer
>>74323069
Freshman year ended and I'm top 1%.
I've already achieved peak laziness though so I'm not worried.
>>74323069
Eh, yeah it didnt help for me either back in 8th-9th grade because my parents were addicted to heroin, and i had to move in with the grandparents.
But the damage was done. No good college would take me because not top 10 percent and my standardized test scores werent great either. Cant say im disappointed because im an aspie and i dread being in an atmosphere like school, but it probably was a bad decision on my part.
>>74323134
wtf
>>74322995
Don't do that. That's probably what he wants.
>>74323134
holy shit I've only ever seen the picture before this where he just looks like he's crying
he was dead the whole time? :(
>>74323127
Manitoba.Tthere are more Icelandic people in Canada than anywhere other than Iceland itself.
>>74323151
It's shopped you nigger. Not the same seal.
>>74323153
>other than Iceland itself.
Iceland has the population of a medium sized town, so I honestly doubt that.
Going to shower at 1230 am.
lol wtf am i doing with my life tier
>>74323173
>Not the same seal
You don't know that for a fact
Maybe it is the same seal with his face from an older picture photoshopped onto his corpse
>>74323186
>town
>330k people
>>74323194
take it without the lights on in the bathroom
>>74323194
i only take night showers after a cheeky midnight fap
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>74323186
You doubt that Iceland has the most Icelanders? Illiterate pshek.
>>74323186
>330k in Iceland
>~95,000k in Canada
>>74323201
this
Iceland seems like a nice place to live - dunno why they'd want to go to Canada lol.
I feel a lot better. I'm probably still sick and will eat zwieback today.
>>74322949
Fantastic post
I need to be under the influence of some kind of mind altering substance right now.
>Yeah I'm a hardcore gamer
>League of legends, CSGO, Overwatch, the list goes on
>>74323244
truely enlightened
Fuck just kill me blow my guts out and suck off my dead corpse
>California
q.e.p.d.
>that one non /cum/ flag that posts randomly
How many lurkes do you think we have? Just watching and waiting.
>dont smoke regularly
>talking with coworkers over smoke breaks is making me many new friends and now I'm smoking a few times a day
Is it worth it...
don't get the appeal of substance abuse tbqh
I'm happier sober and completely alert
>>74323271
Yep, that's what you get when you have a ton of Catholic Hispanics breeding like rabbits. Fuck religion.
>>74323283
f off normie
your ilk isn't welcome here
>>74323271
all the whites put their kids into private christian schools
>>74323283
Thanks for the input, normie
>>74323273
At least 4
maybe 10
so FUCKING high buds
>>74323283
me too.
t. 25 hours sober
How the fuck are you supposed to respond when someone asks you "what's up"? I've tried both saying what I'm currently doing (I'm not doing much/I'm on my way to the store), and how I'm feeling (I'm good thanks/I have a headache and I'm sick) and it's apparent from their response it's not what they asked for.
So what is the question about??
>>74323271
grim
>>74323283
forgetting who you are, i hope to become and alcoholic in a couple months
>>74323283
I'm not happy right now and maybe drugs can fix it
>>74323299
No idea
Tell me when you figure it out
>>74323277
RESIST ALL TOBACCO
JUST SAY NO
>>74323277
In the beginning it feels great, but it's a slow poison.
Get out now, while you still can or forever live with the mini jew cock in your mouth
T. Ex smoker of 6 years
>>74323292
>>74323294
I can't believe the normie general is calling me a normie for not numbing myself to life's horrors
trying to forget is about as normie as it gets. own up to your shit
can't imagine life without getting fucked up
>>74323299
don't know really
i frequently respond with "hi"
>>74323293
This too, but the fact that whites are simply not having children is an undeniable fact. California and New Mexico are the two states in the union with Hispanic majorities.
>>74323318
based reddit spacer
>>74323311
>>74323315
I need frends tho
>>74323318
correct
>having kids
>>74323319
it sucks
>>74323283
Me too.
Just look at how pathetic some of alcoholics and drug addicts here are.
>>74323200
Yeah in countries that aren't mainly composed of glaciers and sheep dung it's not that uncommon. For example, this is considered to be an epitome of backwater here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bydgoszcz
>>74323214
Dude, Chicago has so many poles it could be our second capital. Why wouldn't it be similar for icelanders?
ordered a picture of christ to watch over me when I sleep
>>74323299
The only acceptable answer is "not much"
"The ceiling/sky" if you're a cool kid
I wish Asian women didn't exist.
>>74323299
>saying what I'm currently doing
Um.. that should be correct 10/10 times 2bh
Maybe they just say it as a greeting instead of saying hey
I normally say "not much what about you"
>>74323333
rip
ordered a picture of the queen to watch over me when I sleep
>>74323369
>wanting asian men to exist
Weedman has forsaken me
>>74323375
?
Stupid threadsplitter posters
>>74323379
Asian men didn't do anything to me.
>>74323368
>my dick
meme'd that for you
>ordered a picture of the queen to watch over me when I sleep
>>74323384
what do you wanna know, tay?
>tfw no gf
stupid speardanes stabbing my ancestors and shit
Don't make another one
>>74321727
what's better, the Queen by herself or with the Duke of Edinburgh?
>>74323333
Find some hobbies.
I'm losing everyone in my life because i gave up weed, smokes, and the liquor. No one wants to do jack shit but that. But im also making new friends because of my hobbies(muay thai, fighting, mma)
Then you start to realize how average everyone is and why it's tough to rise above it.
Those individuals are far and few but if you're determined and patient, the light at the end is worth it.
>>74323400
I hope you're referring to getting a pic of her?
>>74323427
i meant the queen of canada, not the queen of the whatever tswift is
>>74323403
this
>>74323413
>>74323410
Duke
>>74323299
Is the top right cat dead???
Can't post dead cats on my Tumblr
>>74323336
Unironically want to impregnate a Japanese grill right now, buds.
h-haha
>>74323439
The queen of /cum/