Felicity Edition
>>74315057
emily
>>74315057
>>74315057
slag
>you can read nearly any screenplay online for free
why go to the movies
was going to be pissed about this 10 post early thread until i saw it's a felicity thread
>annoying
>irrelevant
>stupid
>insecure
>>74315141
it was right on time you mongoloid
>>74315140
So I can see moving pictures
>>74315176
retard
>>74315140
dialogue is only half the movie
Why isn't there a school to learn how to fight with a club? It's the oldest human weapon and we don't even teach it. Modern martial arts suck, man
Just got back from the hospital and I got burger king
>>74315201
I'm not the one complaining about a thread started literally one minute before the last one reached bump limit. do you really want thread splitting every fucking time? because that's what happens when it's left until five posts after bump limit
Rained for about 3 days here. Forecast for more later in the week.
Perfect
>>74315238
Decent choice
Their fries are godawful though
>>74315140
because im blind and cant read them
>>74315261
rain is pretty shit weather
worms everywhere
>>74315270
Usually they are but this time they are pretty good desu
I mostly go there for the oreo milk shakes though
>>74315238
>>74315270
>>7431528
>be me
>a highly intelligent gentleman who is picky about quality and value
>often looking for a delicious new lunch spot
>try Burger King on a whim
My friends I tell you, it was one of the best meals I have had this year. The crisp vegetables mixed with the moist and hot broiled burger. The cool soda, the hot and crunch fries, totally blown away.
I was able to get a value meal for $5.99 and they even complimented my shirt. They don't let black people touch your food and they also have ice cream.
Head on down to Burger King today and get yourself some good mood food. You won't regret it!!
>>74315302
Wendy's 4 for 4 or nothing
That cherry soda
>>74315238
were you the one visiting your uncle? how was it?
>Ireland talking about relevance
>entire nation outsmarted by a fungus for yers
They STILL haven't recovered from the potato blight
>>74315134
Thanks dude, I'm thankful for the experience
I will never know if she cheated or not, it could be all in my head. I actually asked her about it the night before she left, but she just kinda said no. It was really calm, she wasn't even surprised I asked. But she definitely knew I suspected it. I doubt she actually fucked anyone because I knew exactly what her vagina was like and I could tell when she had sex recently with me. But there may have been romance.
She actually revealed to me that she wasn't into me at all until this mentally nuts girl persuaded her that I was actually a nice guy (everyone was mean to her and I was nice to this mental girl). She apparently even asked my ex to give me a second chance (after that failed movie night and valentines)
So yeah lads.. be nice to everyone.
>>74315302
lad just cause you got banned from /pol/ doesn't mean you need to start up over here with that
>>74315350
That's because anyone with money came to the USA
>>74315339
Yeah that was me, It was good he is looking great and is making jokes like always. He'll be back home tomorrow and told me to come over and play basketball with him wensday but I don't think he's supposed to because he just got some splints just put in his arteries or something.
>>74315350
test
>>74315375
what happened to hom?
>have to pay property tax for a condo despite not owning the land
This is the ultimate kikery.
>>74315367
shut up
farty fart butt butt
poopy penis popper
;)
>>74315412
>Property owner has to pay tax
>Passes tax portion off to renters
It's not hard to understand. Property owners aren't running a charity you section 8 nigger.
>>74315402
He had a heart attack a few years ago that caused him to have to take some prescription and get some splints and the other day his doctor told him if he didn't lose 20 lbs by the end of the year he would have to go on a higher dose so he started going full time into the exercising thing immediately which caused him to get a blood clot in one of his arteries so they had to put in a new splint.
>>74315402
Sounds like a heart attack if he got stents placed.
>>74315373
>anyone with money came to the USA
>this is whatmicks believe
The micks worked for less than niggers in NYC
>>74315350
it's probably the same obsessed quebekker that used to do it under a korean proxy.
>>74315383
Your new proxy worked
>>74315492
reminds me of ol lefty
>>74315475
New England and other parts of the east coast are MICKed though. Many uprooted the WASPs here
>>74315504
Yeah used to be this other guy who did this that wasn't even Irish. He was greatly ashamed of it though lel
>>74315140
>Why go to the movies
There really is no point. They're overpoliticized and devoid of content nowadays. I'm more entertained by Youtube videos than the average movie nowadays.
hey~
yesterday i masturbated while sticking my finger up my bum
is that gay
>>74315707
no retard it's masturbation
>>74315463
Not renting a condo retard
You have to pay mortgage, association fees AND property tax.
Renting you just pay rent.
>>74315690
incredibly cute boy
>>74315707
Yes, anything involving the male anus is gay. Kanye West is gay like you though.
How do I get a qt gf? Bee urself got me nowhere
>>74315723
what if i imagined a guy fucking me while doing it
>>74315766
still not gay
>>74315759
gfs are a tragic myth
>>74315759
bee someone else :^)
>>74315759
Bee someone else
>>74315759
Watch anime and play weeb games and you'll have as many gfs as you've ever dreamed of
>>74315690
Bonjour
>>74315780
what if you were to come to canada and do it to me
>With glaring hypocrisy, Thomas Jefferson’s original draft of the Declaration excoriated the King for condoning the slave trade, although Jefferson was a slave owner and the King was not.
>A careful reading of the Declaration of Independence will find its signatories complaining that the King had defended the rights of “merciless Indian Savages.
>On March 25, 1807, the issue became imperial in scale and the Royal Assent was give to the Acts of the Abolition of the Slave Trade. King George III was the Great Emancipator fifty-six years before Abraham Lincoln.
Why do the yanks hate this great man?
is this gay?
99% of cum answers this wrong
>>74315828
would you be wearing a dress?
>see my cousins gf today
>"hey anon do you have a gf"
>"no"
>"oh you're too good for one"
>mfw
what did she mean by this?
>>74315728
So if you're paying mortgage on it you own it and are paying off a loan, no? Thus its your property and you gotta pay tax for it.
>>74315350
You're the most obnoxious shitposter I've ever seen, I swear to God
>>74315833
for the reasons you listed there
>>74315835
It's not very feminine, so yes
>>74315851
she wants to fuck
>>74315766
>>74315828
still not gay because it's a girl
>>74315851
she has realized homosexuality is the next step of evolution and she is inferior
>>74315902
this
@74315833
>Cites the Declaration
>Asks why we hate him
>>74315833
Literally a madman obsessed with the French
>>74315883
I don't think that's true
>>74315902
I'm not entirely sure if that is true
>>74315945
well if you're mister know it all then you should know what she did mean
>>74315985
She thought I should become a priest and make a pledge of celibacy
>>74315931
>we hate him because he's making us pay taxes after the devastation we caused the British economy after the 7 Years War
>>74315833
>the King had defended the rights of “merciless Indian Savages
Sounds like the people who live in their gated communities defending refugees and blacks.
I bet he never even seen someone get scalped.
Are you ready for this?
pfffffbbbbtttt pplplpllplpl plbbbbbblblblbllbl fffpppbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaappppppppppppppppppppppppppppp plop
@74315999
That isn't the reason
>>74315902
>homosexuality is the LAST step of evolution
Fixed that for you
Pegging is gay
>homosexual people are infertile
hmm doesn't check out
>Homosexuality is the end of the line of your genes and spits in the face of billions of your ancestors
>>74316098
dumb slav
>Pegging is gay
Desert religions came to europe and convinced our best and brightest in the gene pool to make a pledge of celibacy for absolutely no reason.
On top of the fact that they murdered millions of europeans just for not adopting their desert religion.
It really makes me think sometimes...
why yes i think getting rubbercocks in your ass is not gay at all
*politely apologizes to your gf after bumping into her*
Is it good to be a temporary cog in the clockwork of evolution?
>why yes i think getting rubbercocks in your ass is not gay at all
>I sure do love getting my pooper pounded by a large and detailed phallic object
>it's not gay tho because it's no a real bens :^)
>>74316155
Gonna beat you up t b h
Game's on :^)
Reminder
wh*tes shouldn't pollute the world with their genes
>>Pegging is gay
>>74316033
Yes it is.
Also, if you're interested in the truth about the Second English Civil War, see:
>http://www.redcoat.me.uk/index.htm
bing bing
...
>>74316208
Are you in the game thread?
*steals your limes*
Haha enjoy scurvy, fag
>>74315057
who is this spunk monk?
The rise in homos correlates with the reduction in bullying.
Faggotry was not tolerated back in the day. And you either stopped being a faggot or kept it to yourself.
Bullies need to come back.
>>74316105
>tfw you are doing exactly that except without even being gay
feels bad man
i am the first in my line of long line of ancestors to not fuck a woman
>>74316240
dumb slavic runt
>>74316224
>English reading competition
>>74316238
No because I have to make dinner and then eat it so I probably wont watch it
>>74316230
wahoo?
______ _________, ________?
>I want to get sodomized by a phallic object but I'm not a faggot haha
about to go kidnap canada
brb
>>74316254
Fun fact, the word faggot comes from the fact that, at the time when they use to burn witches at the stake they would also burn homosexuals. The name comes from the fact that they thought they were lower than witches and would burn them with the kindling (bundles of sticks) instead of on the stake like with witches.
>>74316254
lmao I love all the nerds celebrating bullying lately
at least the others have the courage to label their own name "retard"
im glad i started this discussion
keep it up
So I just got admitted into McMaster for grad school and I'm moving to Hamilton, ON in 4 months. How's the city? What about McMaster is it a decent uni? I got a nice scholarship so I just can't pass this, it's my one way out this shithole.
>he wasn't a bully in school
>>74316264
some fan you are
What should i talk about to girls? Do i talk about anime?
>>74316339
good memories
i bullied someone to leave the school
>>74316327
I've only been a couple of times, one of my uncles lives there. My mom always used to say the entire city stinks, literally
I almost went to McMaster. I don't know how good it is though
>>74316356
Tell her you think she great birthing hips and that you want to release your seed in her womb
>>74316356
Only if she's a mega weeb.
My favourite US Presidents are Lincoln, FDR, Nixon and Reagan.
Am I fedora?
>>74315999
>Tax an economy heavily dependent on trade
>Colonists happy to help but need to find a better way to help so they ask to have representatives
>Don't allow them to negotiate how to help pay for the war
>Act surprised when they get mad
http://www.wikihow.com/Hide-an-Erection
shan't be getting bullied any more at school pals
Imagine dying because you drank too much water, or ate too much fiber and starved to death
You know it's happened before, any stupid way to die you can think of someone somewhere has died from it
>>74316366
cunt
>>74316402
imagine dying while masturbating to anime porn
>>74316307
>he thinks former bullies don't post on 4chan
>>74316424
>>74316396
Better advice: Flex your thigh muscles and the blood will go from your penis to your legs.
>>74316344
LINK
THREAD
>>74316356
don't bother
>__'s _ _____
>>74316356
Always talk to girls about anime
>>74316380
Okay okay so what if what if she says "Sorry I don't date niggers but we can be friends"
>>74316442
who cares?
>>74316484
stop posting
>in elementary i was the fastest kid at school, super popular, had a girlfriend
>in middle school i was mid-pack, still had a group of friends
>in high school i isolated myself and rarely talked to anyone outside of group projects
>in college i have literally zero friends and don't talk to anyone ever
i peaked in elementary senpai
>>74316392
Yes. All you need to do is add Jackson to the list and you'd be a full blown tipper.
what a bad thread
>>74316396
The community Q&A on the page towards the bottom is pretty good.
>>74316519
What changed you?
>>74316489
Go find a negro female
>tfw one of my best friends is black
>his gf is blonde with blue eyes
>they went to the L.A. this past weekend
>"dude everyplace we went people talked to us in english they thought we were american"
cant make this up
tfw no german maid
>>74316327
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAH *breathes in* HAAHAHAHAAHAAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAHAAHAAHAHAAH
McMaster is fucking garbage and so is hamilton drug infested shithole crumbling due to all the steel factories closing.
http://www.thespec.com/news-story/2209690-unofficial-document-tells-mac-students-to-avoid-certain-areas-of-hamilton/
I mean it's not favela tier but it's a shithole lmaaaoooooo
Eisenhower is GOAT. 10/10 Administrator who knew how to win wars and run countries.
>>74316555
Okay what if I'm not attracted to negro females?
>>74316570
>>74316519
>middle of the pack in elementary school
>loser in middle school
>moderately popular in high school, had lots of friends
>back to being in the middle of the pack in college
>>74316565
disgusting post
mexicans, spanish and black people shouldn't be allowed
cum lol
>>74316632
Very good post
>>74316614
Ummm buddy that's racist
I have awoken
>>74316570
why are all these germans chinks
>Tfw no slutty gf
>wanting a slutty gf
Cuck
>>74316669
H-hello~
>>74316655
huh its from a convention which was held in Germany last year
tfw no gf
Reminders that /cum/ beast hates anime
>>74316718
looks like a bunch of happy people to me
>40mins till gotg2 ends
>mummy will arrive any minute
>>74316683
Umm sup?
You slutty?
>>74316742
Is she taking you for dinner :) ?
>>74316741
nigger
>I WANT THIS COUNTRY TO TURN BROWN, BUT I WANT IT TO TURN BROWN LEGALLY
>>74316683
>gf (male)
>>74316770
not sure
>>74316779
I don't mind
>>74316764
I-Im anything you want~
>>74316779
Maybe~
my favorite running joke on /cum/ is the slav that thinks he is white
>>74316814
I am Basque
Just had a fuckhuge thunderstorm roll through the area lads
>>74316825
hope it's coming my way
>>74316327
I recommend hamiltons finest for the lunch special
What if someone posted a picture that said your mom will die in her sleep tonight and someones mom actually died
>>74316863
jews
>>74316519
>Elementary school, annoying weirdo
>Middle school, annoying weirdo
>High school, annoying weirdo
>College, annoying weirdo
I never peaked desu
Skyrim or Vegas for my last 3 hours?
>>74316896
New Vegas
>>74316896
runescape
>>74316896
Vegas
last 3 hours of what?
>>74316896
new vegas
>>74316814
I'd honestly rather be a Slav than a subhuman beaner.
>>74316896
A good game.
>>74316930
His life
He's gonna shoot himself
>>74316896
Don't spend your last moments in life playing video games
>>74316924
kys
>>74316930
gonna kms
>>74316942
Nigga you are not only a disgusting anglo but an italian as well.
You arent one to talk desu
>>74316814
Everyone in the USA will be considered white in a few years
>tfw they will all deny it though to get in on the oppression points
wow dont give him yous
saying that you're going kys is just attention begging
Pick a thot
>non cum flags telling cum flags what to do
kill yourself my man
helped a gook around on campus today, what has been your good deed for the day?
>>74316985
Literally everyone in this thread is superior to you solely based on the fact that they're not subhuman mestizo trash.
>>74317020
never done a good deed in my life
>>74317028
*tells you what to do*
poopy penis puffer popped pilsner pilfer
>>74316997
Expertise on memes?
*doesn't listen*
>>74317006
myself
>>74317028
>implying all of your ancestors werent blacked
dumb prot*stant
>>74317006
Right looks much more insecure
>>74317051
sublime post
>>74316245
felicity jones
she is the bunnyfu
>>74317006
i aint got time to waste on these hoes
>>74317066
And her legs are sexier!
Nice taste
>>74317058
*repeats myself and gets angry*
>>74317064
You're one to talk, considering that 50% of your blood comes from 5'3 Indos who can't grow facial hair and had their women raped.
If you are protestant please refrain from giving me (You)s.
Thanks beforearm
dont think I bombed my midterm, buds
>>74317028
Damn, he really struck a nerve.
>>74317006
Thot mutts?
Saw one of my students posting on 4chan during class
Fag got a 17% on the midterm, too
>>74317120
>>74317142
jokes on you, Im not in class right now
>>74317110
I think Mexicans are proud about the SPAINED part though
>>74317127
I bet you're subhuman mestizo trash, aren't you?
saw an ICE convoy today
Why are you americans doing midterms?
The term just ended, it's summer.
>>74317183
You've never talked to a Mexican, then
>>74317055
yes
Am i the only one that has trouble copying and pasting images?
it hasnt been working correctly since like yesterday
>>74317138
Thot thin
>>74317209
>may 1st
>summer
>>74317224
ctrl + c
ctrl + v
>>74317112
ok i will never give you yoooos again
you gotta beg for them next time
>>74317211
"""Mexicans""" who deny their spaniard heritage are all leftists.
thats all you need to know, and yeah, they are the kinda people to look like straight out of that mel gibson movie too
>>74317208
I moved out of my old apartment because my mexican neighbors were so fucking annoying, if I knew trump was going to win I would have just put in a tip and had them deported
Even Sicilians are superior to beaners.
>>74317209
Rikka a worst
>>74317211
I'm proud to have been SPAINED
What now, faggot?
*eats cabbage*
You guys are racist against races that I didn't even know existed.
>Mexicans, who tell white people to go back to Europe and that "joo stolez ar land!! diz belongz too aztlan!!", are proud of their European heritage
Ah, yes
>>74317224
what?
>>74317211
It's my understanding that only the chicanos are proud of their Native ancestry. The ones in Latin America like to emphasize their mestizo, or even better, their castizo ancestry. Nobody likes pure indios there.
>>74315373
>tfw we adopted them and they give us hot redheads to this day
>>74317289
woah...this is deep...
>>74317246
The image doesnt get copied.
>>74317307
Not all mexicans are like that -.-
>>74317299
Like which ones?
>>74317307
What type of Mexicans have you met, you fuck
>>74317236
pairs of thots?
>>74317372
white people
>>74317375
Brown mestizo manlet kinds.
>>74317384
honestly those are some pretty ugly legs
>>74317375
He lives in California, thats all you need to know.
Bet he thinks cheech from cheech and chong and george lopez are the ultimate mexicans.
>>74317375
>>74317369
Chicanos are all like that. Just look up that Aztlan meme.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Niger/comments/5idck2/mass_school_shooting_10_killed/
>>74316579
wew def can't be worse than brazil, i'm sold
I don't have a problem with Mexicans as long as they're in Mexico.
>>74317384
>>74317407
Turkish thot
>>74317416
https://www.reddit.com/r/Niger/comments/5kqv9g/nigger_nigger_nigger/
>>74317435
That's not a thot
>>74317414
That guy isnt arab, he is a nigger.
Also, that sign is pretty dumb.
One time I asked why black people didn't like the word Nigger since there was a county named Nigger
>>74317407
>t. gay
>>74317435
Not worth posting
>>74317399
>>74317414
That shit doesn't fly here
Like, there's a war going on here which is slightly more important than a fucking piece of land
>>74317407
Feli CIty has pretty legs
>>74317461
It was a joke about the arabic sign you dip, the chicanos act like they are in solidarity with Palestine.
My midterm tomorrow is worth 40% of my grade
Need at least a 65 on it to pass the class
>>74317471
That's probably why Mexicans from Mexico don't like chicanos.
>>74317459
those legs are
>>74317466
but the DEM legs bruh
Last pic because I haven't saved thot pics in forever
I took this picture at a party last night
>>74316327
Hamilton is probably one of the worst cities in Canada
Literally all of the downsides of small town North American, with absolutely NONE of the positive aspects you might find in other places such as the Maritimes (nice nature/scenery), Saskatchewan (booming economy), etc.
That being said, it's still likely to be better than Brazil. Just expect a LOOOOT of old fat white trash (though on campus they should be far less present) and a surprisingly large amount of Pajeets and Durkas as well.
>>74317267
>Sicilians are superior
that goes without saying
2bh i wanna jack off lads
what pornographic material should I consume
EYYYYYYYYYYY TON' WHERES DA GABAGOOL???
playing bloons tower defense
It's pretty funny that people are working their asses off to try to come to this continent and I was just born here and I'm not doing shit
>>74317557
milf hentai
>>74317491
>patriotism is for xenophobes and cowards
>be a patriot for "Aztlan"
Really jimmy my neutrons
>hentai
>>74317557
Tara Tainton's mommy porn is top tier
>>74317541
>surprisingly large amount of Pajeets and Durkas
what's so surprising about it? this is canada after all the post national state, what's another brown face to be mixed in with all the other ones?
>>74317557
lesbian pussy/ass eating
what if we just genocided the chicanos
both sides of the border would be happy
>>74317579
How is this news worthy
>>74317624
Only if we keep the cute girl CHIs
>>74317522
Does Mexico have these kinda women?
>>74317637
Everybody wore those in 1920 though
>>74317642
whores? yes, many
@74317657
Don't recall asking for your input
>>74317642
>>74317596
because I can understand why they'd want to go to Toronto, Montreal or Vancouver
Heck, I can even understand why Saskatoon attracts a ton of Failpenis immigrants these days.
But for the life of me I cannot comprehend why anybody on Earth would choose to permanently immigrate to Hamilton over any of the aforementioned cities.
>>74317435
This is exactly my type of woman, right down to the stance and judgemental look on her face. I want her to scold me and tell me that I'm lucky to be with her.
668
recall telling you to stop posting fucking slav bastard
>>74317642
Fake bitches? Ye
>cute
>chi's
I'd like to move to winnipeg
Sorry, I don't listen to sexually frustrated NEETs
pic of me
>>74317642
Something ain't right here fellas.
>fruits
>cute
don't want sex
@74317738
>buffalo country
>inabited
>>74317690
I mean those over-the-top plastic surgery latinas like Colombia and Venezuela has.
>don't want sex
>>74317541
>>74317596
>brown face
I'm surprisingly white but I figure telling you this on this mongolian basket weaving anonymous imageboard doesn't matter.
But yeah, looking through some pictures of Hamilton and reading your replies I figure it's a way better place to live than what I'm used with. I live in a decent neighborhood in Brazil, but the country itself is a shithole inhabited by sociopaths, so leaving is a relief. I didn't realy chose imigrating to Hamilton, I was awarded a scholarship at McMaster so I figured accepting it wouldn't be a bad idea considering I won't need to pay for anything and I'll get some money for my expenses.
>>74317685
She's mine tho
>>74317776
oh sorry bud