/cum/

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/balt/

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gas all commies

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>>74310701
nth for best girl

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the gf

ACTUAL NEW

>>74310697

>>74310697

>>74310697

(Posted first)

>>74310798
>genki girls

>>74310785
y tho

>>74310798
delete this immediately

>>74310852

t. Junpei

mom told me to clean my room again -_-
f that b*tch lol

I had a dream that a ate a fudgesicle that turned me into a cat man.

And you??

Anime is terrible

have to choose between two sodomites
oh well

>>74310785
shall be sending 4chan a cease and desist about this

>>74310830
FINE we will use this one. I will not forget this injustice. Mine was 2 seconds earlier.

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>>74310885

wet dream?

Such a nice looking camera
http://www.sony.com/electronics/cyber-shot-compact-cameras/dsc-rx100

>>74310882
I dreamed that I found a small kiosk in the middle of a forest where there was nobody around and I tried microwaving something but the microwave was broken

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Need a Canadian gf

>>74310701
sauce?

gamergate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GK2GUxOnjDQ

Glorious may day to you comrades.

>>74310973
*imagines just that*
not doing anything for me friend

>>74310961
Anglo Canadians are just American monarchists

fact: virgin males have an extra-dimensional aura that only women can detect

FREEKODAK

*does the virgin aura*
helllooo ladies ! :)

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>>74310983

>>74310988
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEt41bYQBgE

*eats chips and salsa*

*virgin walks towards you*

>>74311070

literally me, except Im 6'2

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canadian gf

>>74311036
ewwww

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drinking beer
eating 'za
watching tropic thunder

>>74311070
me except ièm 6è5

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>>74310701
>Ywn have a THICC qt3.14 Mexican girl rape me and force me to eat my own cum and then settle down and have a nice Traditional Catholic family
Life is suffering

ya ali

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Stop watching anime
Also stop being a productive member of society
Quit your job and go on welfare

https://youtu.be/cJQnKTy6cEk

>>74311134
i can derive several conclusions about you from this post
>obese
>lazy
>simple-minded
>strange political views

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>>74310988
banger of a tune

>>74311186
Alright Varg, I'll trust you this time because I enjoy your music

>>74311186

>Also stop being a productive member of society

done and done

wait anon haha you like feet :x
like what xD

>>74311230
link a good foot video so i can have a cheeky wank

Southern Californian latinas: Indos, smelly, ugly, short, dark brown skin
Northern Californian latinas: Low Indo admixture, smell pleasant, good looking, average height, light brown skin

>>74311210
you forgot clinically gay

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>>74311018
daily reminder that every virgin boy deserves to be raped and get taken care of by the girl that loves him

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Don't listen to me
i don't understand what i'm saying

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>order has shipped and will arrive in 2-4 days

>>74311326
enjoy posts like these
reminds me there are those worse than me out there

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>>74310701
sauce

*hugs your gf*

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>/cum/ died in the night
RIP /cum/

F

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the so called husband

>>74310928
Is that that thing with the island, the manga was the dankest shit. Best unreliable narrator use I've seen by japs.

>>74311392
*shoots you*

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explain this

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>>74311402

its erased

my friend is having sex in the shower which is located right next to me
REEEEEEE

>>74311450
f that normie

>>74311445
>Anglo

>>74311450
not a good friend if he won't share

>>74310928
what the fuck is this potato tier quality
are you streaming ?

>>74311450
Are you wanking a bit?

>>74311447
the same author than, I like his stuff

>>74311450
play the most disgusting sound you can find as loud as possible.

>>74311450
play death grips really loud

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I'm so drunk and high XD

It would be so easy for someone to take advantage of me right now ;)

>>74311450
Have sex on the toilet. See how he likes it.

>>74311450

>sophomore year
>go to take a shower
>find a used condom by the soap holder
>another time my roommate tells me he used it as a piss trough when someone was using the toilet

>>74311487

maybe

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>>74311450
>shower sex

>>74311492
no thats quite cuk tier

so what are we drinking y'all

>>74311196
what

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>>74310750
I thought that was ted cruz.

>>74311450
cuck

for reference i'm drinking anti-freeze

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>canada/usa/mexico thread
>danish OP
>chinese cartoons
>/brit/ meems

>>74311196
Dan "The Man" Schneider does it again

>MOORtugal

>>74311511
*tucks you into bed*

Wouldn't want that happening now would we :3

>>74310281
>f/1.8-2.8
Though the sensor is smaller than the APS-C sensor of the 70d I own. Both cameras have 20.2 megapixels. If I calculated it correctly a pixel of the 70d gets the same amount of light with a lens that is 1.5 f-stops slower.

get a black sun tattooed on your chest

*untucks him and spits in his mouth*

>>74311637

Im glad someone still has the pic I made 2 years ago

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AmeriKKKIfats btfo

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Should I invite a girl over somewhere and have her smoke weed? Is that how to get a gf?

*frantic arm motions*

MAMA MIA

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kV9sNmujCPk

>>74311815
look whos talking

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>>74311769
Wrong toad
>>74311768
Yeah

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What a shitty thread

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Is this considered attractive where you live?

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me on the left (in my dream)

>>74311862
No

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>>74311862

>>74311841
paska postaus

74311694
wow rude :/

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My car

doin a poo in a bit lads haha

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>>74311818
she looks pretty derpy
not in a good way either, more down syndrome

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Average American in 2014

>>74312025
She's Anglo Canadian, of course she's got Down's

>>74312056
>boredpanda.com
who cares?

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PLEASE DON'T
PLEASE DON'T FUCKING HURT ME
NO NO NO NO DON'T HURT ME PLEASE
PLEASE STOP IT HURTS

>>74312084
>TIME magazine

>>74312056
>Average American in 2072

>you will never napalm gook commies from your jet fighter

why live

>>74310701
>>74311377
Voodoo Squad Ch.2
Fan No Hitori

>>74312113
fake news

>>74312056
me on the right bombing the gooks

>>74312140
>>74312118
take it back

>>74311445
>I am not Latino
>I am not Hispanic
But everyone knows Brutus cucked all the small-dicked native Spanish bois with his BLC in the early centuries AD and created the Hispano-Latin race, which went on to cuck the small-dicked Native American bois with his BHC, creating the mestizo masterrace.

>>74311450
Fuck him in the ass
>Captcha: Butt School

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beautiful

>>74312118
>>74312140
have you guys ever read Pak-six?

Gonna meet the autistic as fuck neogaffer pretty soon to study

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>>74312259

no, but I read this

>>74312300
pak six is specifically about an f-105 pilot

I feel like we should make a /cum/ wiki
We have a rich history and vibrant culture

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>beautiful

367

kill yourself

>>74312367
We have one but nobody does anything with it

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>tfw I have a six pack (abs)

>tfw nobody will ever see it execpt for myself

>tfw cleaning off ten years of hand grime off the side of your mouse
shits caked on there buds

badda bing badda boom

>>74312405
Post pics

>>74312405
post

>>74312426
>>74312453
bit gay

why do the freaks who are discriminated against always act vicious? they are basically at the mercy of privileged groups and acting like a cunt is no way to gain sympathy.

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>Thurston

>make a whatsapp group with my cousins who play soccer
>invite a 12 year old cousin who is still innocent
>the conversation is always m-rated

i hate people like this desu

>>74312486
the fuck is gay about a stomach nigger? he needs to boast proof

>>74312548
my life is m rated

>>74311160
>>74311115
you have non-threatening genitalia lmao

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I WANT CANADA TO KISS ME

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkdtmT8A2iY
How do ensure I push Taeyeon on a swing one day bros?

>>74311768
I once smoked out some girl and made her take a huge inhale to make her high as shit. she wasn't used to it. I didn't fug but I did take advantage of her a bit

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>tfw extremely average

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why do asians like these glasses so much?

I literally achieved the perfect shave with my safety razor today

>>74312713
they spend too much time infront the computer man

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>tfw find an unopened iced tea in your work bag you forgot about

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>>74312767
Arizona?

>>74311165
almost happened to me pham I can't make that shit up

Is asking a girl out the only way to make her your gf?
Don't things even just happen on their own?

>>74312859
>Is asking a girl out the only way to make her your gf?
sounds like a good way to cop a rape charge senpai
wouldn't recommend

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>>74312825
Nah. Pure leaf unsweetened.

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Best flavor

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>>74312886
wtf

>>74312830
Story?

>>74312660
summer anthem

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>>74312886
>unsweetened
Might as well drink lake water

>>74312642
kinda gay desu

>>74310757
good post

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>>74313036

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How's your day going?

>>74310757
>cute6
you got the format wrong

>>74313146
awful i want to die

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>tfw this girl was talking to me
>I accidentally got a boner
>I can't tell if she was smiling because of my boner or something else

She was wearing really slutty clothes and she kept looking at me with those eyes

>>74312909

thats not cranberry

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>>74313147
Don't EVER tell me how to live my life again

>>74313146
it's alright. Can't complain.

>>74313177
confirmed for 16 year old

he was smiling because she knows you're a pathetic loser and it made her feel better about herself

>>74313146
badly

My breath still smells bad after i brush my teeth :(

What do i do /cum/?

>>74313255
mouthwash

>>74313277
Will this really help me :(

>>74313255
scrape your tongue

>>74313255
floss
brush your tongue
mouthwash

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>floss

>>74313255
Brush better.
Floss.
Brush your tongue.
Use mouth wash.
If none of that works then start carrying mints and gum.

>>74313333
if none of that works, then something is wrong with him
nice digits

>>74313309
>>74313308
>>74313277
>>74313333

Thanks guys, I'll try all of these

>>74313298
I think pharmacies have mouthwashes that attack bacteria that produce smell. Maybe flossing helps too.

>>74313224
I hardly ever get the chance to talk to women and she was acting really friendly and slutty

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what's his endgame?

>>74312642
give it up, canadians are evil incarnate

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>>74312642
*smoochy kissy smooch*

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>wh*te people

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>>74313537

i like you

im too mature and intelligent for women my age

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>>74313618
>bongs
>white

>>74313623
redpill me on cara delevigne lad

>>74313634
how old are you

6 hours to finish my programming project :)

>>74313669

she is cute but a boring idiot.

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>>74313537
>he's still mad

>>74313618
This gave me an erection.

wish cams had better sound tbqh

>>74313618
small gene pool

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>>74313618
>bl*ck """people"""

>>74311217
They aren't cuckolds, they are just asshole fascists. If you are an actual cuckold more power to you, it ain't my cup of tea but have fun.

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>>74313669
>"""""cute"""""

>>74313694
21
I'm like 80 mentally (minus the racism and bigotry)

>>74313706
Canada has a terrible reputation on 4chan for a reason.

>>74313805
i feel like youre a nerd with little life experience though, how can you be an old soul?

>>74313618
Still can't tell if they're actually gay or if it was just a cheeky lad kiss

I'm 20 but I'm about 80 with the racism and bigotry

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>Still can't tell if they're actually gay or if it was just a cheeky lad kiss

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>>74313749
>they were washing the coloureds

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>>74313844
I've been on /cum/ daily since 2014

hello evryone

mind if i join in? feeling very sad

>>74313879
hmmm.... maybe I should start having sex as a straight male with other straight male

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>>74313842
>>74313915
>Ireland

>>74311438
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3yvFmi_q1M&index=5&list=PLScW4J8grLdOC9UNC2hkWxdvIbkj9-gnE

>>74313915
yes

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Will racemixing save humanity?

>>74313749
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcUhQKF_siE

>>74313928
maybe you should have straight sex with a female as a gay male

>>74313962
>terrible hair
>absentee fathers
Don't see how

want to do literally anything but sit in front of the computer posting on 4chan but I can't make myself

>>74313992
watch anime

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>>74313962
blasians are disgusting

except for jhene aiko who is semi-attractive

>>74313763
Those are Marx's words buddy, hence the picture

>>74313899
zero life experience then

>>74311450
shoulda turn the cold water on

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>>74313992
Lazy shart?

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>anita sarkeesian's dad was a trump supporter
epic
simply epic

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>>74314039
I live vicariously through all /cum/ posters
You have no idea how knowledgeable I am

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I have job opportunities in Canada or Japan as English and Spanish teacher. I'd need to learn Japanese (been taking lessons for 3 months already) for the latter, obviously.
Where should I go?
>the US
top jej

>>74314078
trashing like a little baby

>>74314122
I am cool and collected

>>74314055
tbqh I'm more interested in the owner of that twitter account that tweets people's personal info. would love to dox him

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>>74314096
I do not believe this post

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>>74312920
I've told it a few times but ok

>be me, good looking but reclusive and semi autismo individual
>never had gf or secks
>4th year of uni, finishing up, take an art class to blow off steam
>immediately notice this ethnically ambiguous girl (weird because I live in a very white part of canada)
>Learn she's mexican (and a bit asian), super short and elegant
>One night working all night trying to recreate a roman fresco with acid-stained copper (autism), I decide to head home
>Mexican girl says I should stay, plenty of other people there too
>Alright, order a pizza and other girl gets a bottle of wine
>eventually mexican girl realizes she lost her phone, is freaking out
>find it with Find my Iphone, get to walk around with her for a bit
>Ask her out, says yes (most girls say yes but later find excuses to flake)
>can't actually find shit to do, town is lame as fuck
>Took her to a restaurant, just thinking to myself why am I doing this (because she's moving anyway)
>Nothing happens after, low hopes
>another night we go to restaurant with art friends
>actually invites me to her place relatively early in the night (???)
cont

>>74314096
do you like snow and cold weather?

>>74314096
Canada for sure, teach English to all the little Quebecois mutants

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>>74314158

I wanted to see how big the thick almost-constipated turd I released was, but it slid right into the funnel of the toilet so I could only see the end of it.

>>74314096
sounds like your green card application was denied 2bh

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>super short and elegant

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>UK
>Scotland

>>74314194
I have visa and would rather not live in a country overrun by muslims and niggers. Sorry, UKbro

how hard is it to get american citizenship?

@74314315
yo mama

>swissyank

>>74314315
how loose is your ass?

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>Learn she's mexican (and a bit asian)

>bongpaddy

>>74314188
>That's not how you open a can of pickles

>>74314353
i forgot about that one holy shit

>>74314315
quite hard my man

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Found this bunbun

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is /dixie/ Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Post In /cum/ Like Nigga It's The Same Haha

>>74314172
>>74314172
>head to her place
>watch a movie together, I'm nervous as fuck
>just chatting during the movie
>Eventually make a move (try to kiss her)
>She's unresponsive.. says no at some point
>dying.. not again.. fuck this parody of life
>says something that sounds like a rejection as I leave
>basically give up.
>A week later it's valentines and just exchanging after exchanging a few texts she asks me why I didn't come over for valentines (wtf??)
>Actually start hanging out with her after art class at her place.
>We start kissing, but quickly reveals she only wants to kiss sitting upright, no handsy shit, no sex, she's an ultra catholic, and I shouldn't expect anythin sexual, ever (UGHHHH)
>Kind of die inside,
>but instincts are instincts
>Soon our bodies start touching while kissing
>soon we start laying down
>soon I start humping her vag while making out
>Eventually start fingering her after a few weeks, and I became SUPER good at it, she's moaning, dripping, etc.
>occasionally she starts freaking out, saying this is sinful, etc. but she always wants more, demands more
>she's getting more and more addicted to pleasure, needs it

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foreigners in my thread

shig

Heil Hitler.

>>74314253
It's overrun by your cousins

That's the issue

>>74314576
stupid chicano trash

>>74314577
This is the first good post I've seen you make gook-lover

how the fuck does cryptocurrency work?
i get that mining is basically using your processing power to solve math problems, but how is that of value? do people who need math problems solved outsource it to people who own a lot of processing power or something?

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r8 me

>>74314655
>cryptocurrency
>work

>>74314668
3/10

>>74314668
>ous 05/01/17(Mon)23:21:11 No.74314577 ▶>>74314623
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>>74313992
I'm shitposting while playing Mario Kart 8 on my Switch

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>>74313879

'_'7

>>74314668
cute

My frequently contacted list in my phone includes my mom and my dad

>>74314655
These calculations have only something to do with bitcoins.

>>74314794
cute

>>74314655
>Bitcoin mining is the process of adding transaction records to Bitcoin's public ledger of past transactions or blockchain. This ledger of past transactions is called the block chain as it is a chain of blocks. The block chain serves to confirm transactions to the rest of the network as having taken place.
>Bitcoin nodes use the block chain to distinguish legitimate Bitcoin transactions from attempts to re-spend coins that have already been spent elsewhere

The value is that those math problems are verifying the authenticity of the transaction so it incentivizes making the process more secure while outsourcing computing power.

>>74314823
thanks

>>74314044
showers take priority on the warm water, so our sinks turn cold when someone taking 1 hours showers

>>74314806
alright

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>>74314577
Oh yeah, what's that? You've secured a reservation to Dorsia? Excellent. One more thing; do not reply to non-/cum/ flags. See you there.

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74314725
>irish post quality

>>74314806
Pathetic.
I can't remember the last time I talked on the phone. I don't need to contact my parents via phone, I live with them and never go anywhere.

>>74314845
ur welcum

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>>74314889

>>74314545
This
>>74314573
GET OUT CHAD

>>74314806
Same although tbf they're the only people I know who do phonecalls

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>>74314922
>Ireland still needs Britain to help him
Lil' Micky still can't do things on his own?

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>>74314353
there are a lot of asians in latin america in general. I'd tell you why she's part asian but it would narrow it down too much

>>74314573
>Things get tiring for me though
>eventually I get way too horny during these episodes and I'm tired of having no release whatsoever that I'm actually considering leaving her
>I think she can sense that so she kinda gets serious about getting me off
>First try to teach her to give blowjobs but she's no good at it/hates the taste of my cum
>Then handjobs, which she's only somewhat better
>eventually give her long lessons on how to give handjobs out of pure frustration, she goes with it actually but it's clear things are getting a bit toxic
>eventually she becomes a goddess at handjobs though, literally give me handjobs while she's talking to her family on the phone in mexico (which my squeamishness made her want to make me cum more during situations like this)
>One night while mutually masturbating each other naked, she just ups and tries to jam it in
>freak out, wtf, we need condoms (!!)
>"Anon contraception is sinful"
>keeps going for it
Holy fuck it was hot but damn
Anyway I'm tired of typing this shit. We became fuck buddies to the point that it was exhausting, she wanted me to pleasure her literally hours everyday and by the end of it was clear her libido skyrocketed past mine.

She moved away and I cried like a bitch. I had completely forgotten what loneliness felt like and I haven't had sex or a gf since then a year later.

I kind of wonder if it was all an act because sometimes I seriously think she was cheating on me because I caught her lying more than a few times.

74314922


Listen here you autistic potato nigger. This is my general. This was made for me. This is /cum/, which stands for Canada, United States, Mexico. Nowhere in that fucking thread title does it feature your irrelevant ass backwater ass potato farming ass little island that you call a "country". So I suggest that if you want to insult Canadians on this board one more time, you should think twice. Because I'm locked and loaded. And I'm coming.

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>>74314986

if zuckerberg wins i will actually leave this country

>>74315008
this is why you dont drink milk bois

>>74315008
THICC

>>74315008
how do i achieve this mode

>>74315008
literally me

>>74315057
>>74315057
>>74315057
new

>>74315059
do starting strength

>>74315008
peak performance

>>74315020
wtf I love canadians now

>>74315059
drink hot water from plastic containers
use canned goods daily
drink milk

>>74315008
great

>>74314172
>>74314573
>>74314996
Damn, I'm really fucking sorry, m8. I hope your doing well after that. It may sound cliche but:
Well, it's better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all. If she was cheating on you then she wasn't worth it anyway tbqh. A loyal woman is worth more than a sluts weight in gold.

>>74314924
I am kind of like a chad but I can't motivate myself to actually spend time with other human beings.

>>74315082
>>74315092
thanks guys

maybe one day i will obtain a gf with this physique

>>74315148
you want a gf with no tits?

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>>74315008