/MeNa/ Moyent Orient et Afrique du Nord

>>74299455
This

(You)

>>74299455
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee normies posting varg

>>74299999
quints after long time no mena kek

I am beyond dumb

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>>74299999
I was a big fan of varg before he even went to prison

>those quints
N--NANI

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GUISE OMG!!!
THIS IS FROM ILAY'S INSTA STORY

SHE LURKS HERE

HAI ILAY PLS POST TIMESTAMP

TFW hated and ridiculed

I wanna kms

>>74300253
IKTF

The latest in Hamas news boys
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/01/world/middleeast/hamas-fatah-palestinians-document.html

>>74300083
That is still intelligent in goyscale

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>tfw aryan master race
how can you sandskins even complete ?

I wanna kms

I wanna kms

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>>74301054
That girl is better looking than the Egyptian

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>>74301271
>>74301273

What is her name?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sC5qkMGEnE

>>74301340
kys

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>>74301489
عاهرة المني

>>74301489
Look at the creditsز
ِAlso search for
برنامج الحكم بعد المزاولة
on youtube. You'll find the entire series

>>74301591
I'm not gonna kms because some north african piece of shit told me to

>>74301340
is dis mona
she looks fat
>>74299999
izem
#0483 come discord

I know most of you are neet nothing people, but how will you decide who to leave what in your will?

>>74301833
It's not uou fucking idiot. Only idiots like him and assman think that. It's some girl called layla that an heroed and posted under egyptian flag but is libyan

>>74301940
She posted under a libyan flag desu

>>74301833
Why are flights to Tunisia so fucking expensive? There are 49/59euro flights just before summer each way (amost all of the price is tax). I might visit you guys and Algeria via train.

I'd need to enter on my Moroccan passport so that I can cross into Algeria without changing nationalities at the frontier. This will cause me difficulty at both frontiers desu. Your opinions?

Also how easy is it to find cheap hotels? All the ones online I've looked at over the past few years are so expensive. In Morocco you can just go into any "local" hotel in any town and get a room for 5 euros. Looking online you'd get hotels starting from 20euros a night. What about Tunisia and Algeria?

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Tell me /MENA/ how hard do you wanna fuck this boypucci?
>>74301054
Really makes me think why you're so obsessed with a brazillian girl.

>>74301995
fuck i thought libyan were religious
ugly khhh

>>74302128
vri hard

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>>74302128
is that you? You don't even look like moroccan

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>>74302128
stop being jealous of my superior looks

>>74302061
Yeah till she moved here or some shit during the unrest in the east.
How was your Labors day btw? :3

>>74302104
from anaba to tunis cost 70 dt=30 euro

>>74302231
You're qt desu. You shouldn't be on here :3 go play on your PS or smth

>>74302199
Thnx bby
>>74302216
It me bby
>>74302231
I just look like you it me
>>74302239
I dont work on monday, school was a shit tho

>>74302318
30 euro a night for a shit hotel?

My god. I know Morocco is massively under priced due to our currency being undervalued but fugg.

Im worrying for when the MAD begins to float.

>>74302346
This confuses me sexually

>>74302418
What is your origin

>>74302468
Its not me its our lebanese residence

>>74302318
Oh wait you mean the bus/train?

>>74302468
Beur. What country would you recommend me to go on holiday?
I'm not that rich desu btw)

>>74302532
Georgia. Hotel is about 1 UK pound a night. You can also visit pretend countries like Abkhazia, Ossetia and sneak into Chechneya and Dagastan.

I was actually in Chechnya when they started rounding up the gays and sending them to concentration camps. I was like "shit nigger, I better get my facepic off grindr"

>>74302527
yes the train
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JRVCBJGezw

>>74302532
Syria

>>74302613
What would I be able to do there?..?
Is there anything to do at all o-o
>sneak into Chechneya and Dagastan.

Why the fuck would i do that? there's tons of mines for trespassers there btw in case you didnt know

>>74302532
tunisia is the cheapest cunt 2bh i would recomment a journey in the khmir moutains
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyhTP7oewpA

>>74302532
Depending on my work situations, my next destinations are:

Morocco and Turkey (as I go several times a year, even for 2 days), Paris (for sex with rebeu and to get away from those insufferable british pigs)..

Then actual travel:-

Iraqi Kurdistan - visa waver for EU citizens, I will enter through Turkey
Iran - I have electronic authority to travel freely and independent in the country. I may be the only brit to have this. You see Moroccans can get a visa on arrival only at some airports, but we can get electronic preapproval for a land crossing. Brits and amerifats must pay for an official spy I mean travel agency to accompany them everywhere they go in the country. I am #BornHere so this may also apply to me in my foreign passports. If I took a visa waiver there is a huge chance I would be turned back at the border, so I applied for electronic approval. Lucky I can prove how anti white I am so they gave me the authorisation without a problem.
Azerbaijain - I plan to go here because I didn't get to see it properly
Algeria and Tunisia - inshAllah

Those are the most interesting and unusual places I will visit. I decided against visiting *Stan, including Kazakstan where eu nationals can enter vissa free until the end of this year because it's just so difficult to travel in those countries. I have many friends there now.
Afghanistan - cancelled - too dangerous now
North Korea (on a Chinese tour) - cancelled - unsure about Trump and also because I don't want to be held as collateral.

1/2

The Maghreb MUST protect his Arab identity :)

>>74300247
Fuuuuuuuck

>when qt literally notices you
Ilay i will save you from erdo plz

>>74301054
What disgusting bitch is that on the pic?
>>74299999
Good quints

>>74302128
Lebanese boipucci is made for muslims to cuck

Tfw you will never make his butt squeal with your cedarthicc cock

>>74303015
Supposedly it's me my arab friend but it's mostly a forced meme. She isnt that ugly without the photoshop desu.
Also i missed you sorta why are you posting a lot less

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>>74302914
arap identity?

>>74302885
What is your job?

>>74303080
She looks like Carl the cuck

After Easter I became a normie

>>74302615
inshAllah
I can't stand being here brother I want to go back to Morocco but there is nothing there to occupy my time and I won't be successful in opening a business.s
>>74302742
Yeah if you go to the north east, however you just run across from a main road into South Ossetia and then there is a Marshotka (like a grand taxi in Morocco) straight into Russia (North Ossetia), then you transfer.

As Allah is my witness I couldn't care less if I was to die tomorrow. I like adventure.

>>74302885
2/2 from before

You have two problms - expensive flights and visas.

I have nearly visited all of Eurasia (just have to do the stans). I rarely pay more than 10 euros for a flight, usually paying 2 or 4 euros on ryanair for within europe travel and 20 euros from London to Morocco. When I go further like Dubai or Georgia, I pay 40 euros and 20 euros each way respectively.

I have been trying to go to Egypt for years and I can never find a ticket below 80 euros when I can go. This is a lot compared to everywhere else and a lot for you considering our income.

I also take advantage of changing nationalities while crossing, for example in peak season tickets to turkey can be 100 pounds, so I take a 10 pound London to Bulgaria Wizz Air or Ryanair flight then the night bus to Turkey. Basically I get to see my friends in Sofia for 1 day (more than enough, Bulgaria is depressing), sleep on a luxury coach for the same price as a bed for the night and wake up somewhere in Turkey.

I'm actually going to seriously look into a recommendation for you bro considering visas and stuff. Just tell me
1/ what are your interests (history, partying, jihad, culture...)
2/ your trip duration
3/ how many countries you want to visit
4/ have you got any visas, such as a current shengen visa
5/ your job and income (to see if you can get a visa)
6/ Your languages.

>>74302822
Tunisia isn't cheap desu. Also it's pretty much like any coastal Egyptian city, right?
>>74302885
wtf Reeee

>>74303015
What are the privileges of Emirati citizenship in your own words.

How much do they get each month as free money? I hear different things.

Did I tell you that I'm banned from going back to the Emirates hhh

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>>74303063
disgusting sodomite degenerate... I challenge you to say this in front of my cast-iron friend...

>>74303120
>implying genes define identity

>>74303270
There are too many.

At least 3000 USD

Why?

>>74303227
> I rarely pay more than 10 euros for a flight
wtf. thats cheraper than a taxi o_O I almost payed 1000$ for my last ticket.

>>74303167
I haven't worked for 1 year.

I have mental illness (Complex Post Traumatic Stress). That's why I am otherwise a normie but hang out with you autists. I come here when I don't like to go out.

This last year I've had my first proper breakdown. I have flashbacks that literally stop me from doing things.

I have been to India, I don't want to go back.

I got rejected for a muslim curry visa but that was my own fault - I made a mistake on the application form

>>74303227
Don't open a biz in here you will either gl bankrupt or your biz will be taken by the royal family if it becomes successful

>>74303340
No I mean obscure ones. We were talking about this earlier

>>74303349
Seriously if I go to the nordics I pay 2 pounds.
if I go to Western Europe I take the bus at night 1 - 10 pounds (and I used to have a loyalty scheme with a supermarket so I didn't actually pay anything - hence going to France, Belgium, Germany and Netherlands around 40 times a year when I was young). I also went to Lux. it was not worth a visit.

https://www.ryanair.com/gb/en/plan-trip/explore/flight-deals-and-sales

Just look there. And remember that these prices are quite expensive desu

>>74303212
In what way? Gf?

>>74303384
The problem is language, bureaucracy and corruption.

If I want to open a small store I have to go sweet talk some police for 5 hours just to get a list of licenses and forms I need to fill in. Then I'd be sent to the court again and again to get a court order for stupid things.. oh you spelt this wrong, you need a court order to correct it.

>>74303227
>1/ what are your interests (history, partying, jihad, culture...)
Uhhh, mena?
jk
Music
Food
Philosophy
Cultures/Society
photography
>2/ your trip duration
probz 2 weeks maximum
>3/ how many countries you want to visit
Anything lol. I prefer quality > quantity if that matters
>4/ have you got any visas, such as a current shengen visa
No, nothing unfortunately :(
>5/ your job and income (to see if you can get a visa)
Student. Income 0? I guess
>6/ Your languages.
English
Arabic
(a bit of french and spanish and chinese)

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>>74302532
cum to Poonisia we need money
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVHDi5_TTJc
i will be your guide with only 50 euro
i can meet you in carthage or tabarka airport
best place to visit is tabarka -ain drahem then gharidimou and el feija then you go south to makther then to the east to temple de'eau de zaghouan then before going back you can go back to the capital

>>74303456
Tell me why you were kicked out of the emirates first
>>74303483
No, I started hanging out more.
I have friends that are girls and can talk to girls confidently now.

>>74303366
Meh I am from Kashmir which isvery different from other parts(but this can apply to each part of India). Kashmir is more muslim friendly though

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>normie subjects

>>74303540
As a student you wont get any visas, even if you have money. You realise this right?

If you speak Chinese lets do this in Chinese. I'm (well I was) fluent.

What is your budget and your departure city in Egypt? Egypt sucks because flights into and out of it are so expensive.

>>74303242
yes it's very differnt look at the video above>>74303554
and this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBiArWB8jq4

>>74303587
I wasn't kicked out :)

My passport is extremely worn out. The second to last time I went they said I need to get a new one to visit the next time. I didn't do it when I was there recently and they said they might not let me in next time with this passport, and they were lenient that time.

>>74303712
Welp, you need to renew your passport.

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>>74303587
hi fellow tunisian

>>74303765
You can get two current passports in the UK, however the whites refused my application.

This passport has things I need in it. It doesn't have space for full page visas though, so I'd need to get a new one anyway soon enough.

>>74303540
It's literally worse than Morocco for you guys.
No one gives you visas.

W-well I guess there's Sudan?

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>>74303540
5got pic

>>74303366
Dafuq you afford all these travels??

>>74303841
Le_map_of_Numidia.xxx

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>>74304257
we wuz numidian and shiet

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>>74304149
wtf is wrong with egypt ??

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>>74304342
i know right

They don't even export love rats and terror as much as our countries do

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>>74304342
>>74304431
>Not focusing on making Numidia Great again

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>>74304342
>>74304342
By the way I think your map is the wrong way round (who needs a visa to visit tunisia as opposed to what visa expeditions tunisian citizens have)

Pic related, it's where Tunisians don't need a visa

>>74304537
Tamazgha*

>>74304342
Other way around brainiac

>>74304537
Algerians are so cute. I've been going on a few dates with one recently (French Dzer). He prays 5x a day and will do full ramadan.

I've also been seeing a British Persian. He hates whites as much as me. This is really hard to find as anything even slightly more racist than me is usually a full blown jihadi

ئلو

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>>74304642
Pic is visa requirements for Libyans.

Why are Tunisians and Algerians letting them in please?

>>74304642
Bald thieving brown checker-playing screaming coffee-drinking Mongoloids aren't as cute as you think.

>>74304874
Most are ugly as fuck but the cute ones are super cute.

I look very arabic at times, and so many Moroccan berbers who vocally hate arabs want me to fuck them hard. It's tragic.

>>74304879
I love how Libya is invited into this pic as if it is part of our dysfunctional pan-Maghrib brotherhood.

Anyway Libya and Egypt, and even Tunisia apparently, self-define as majority Arab

>>74305202
That map is the biggest pile of frog piss I have ever seen in my life

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>>74304879
>tfw phoenicia
>tfw still not invited in greater phoenicia
wai am not invite im ure dad

>>74305202
I can't wait until the Kabyle republic destroys algeria #maghrib united

Also please dont group those black people with us thanks.
>>74305382
>giving the zoinist a copy of your dna

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4462694/Pakistani-asylum-seeker-beat-wife-hammer.html

I fucking cant stand white women who marry trash muslim men looking for white pussy and a visa. What the fuck do they expect? They literally marry trash.

Then the men wonder why there are cultural differences between the two.

Poor children born out of these relationships. I am so happy that more and more of those kids are burning their father's face with battery acid. It has actually become a meme

>>74305749
>I am so happy that more and more of those kids are burning their father's face with battery acid
Got a source of this? I mean, I've heard of acid attacks before, but not with this motive.

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>tfw a friend I used to ironically grope grew up to be an actual fag


I feel very conflicted

>>74306100
You're ironically a fag now

>>74306084
I've witnessed them
>>74306100
provide story for reasons

>>74306100
>>74306100
If you had 200,000 MAD suddenly what would you do with it?

>>74306225
Where? in uk?

>>74306299
Her face is quite nice
>>74302346

Recommend me some cartoons to watch?

Like a good episode of Archer or South Park or Family guy that I wouldn't have already over watched.

>>74306299
Some gal snapped me some tids but I ain't givin them fo free ma shizzle.

>>74306640
Damn they anorexic as shit

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>>74306162
N-nani
>>74306225
Friend I used to grope excessively went to frence and came out of the closet
Or you want details about how it I came to grope him ?
>>74306266
Buy expensive gun and commit sepuku
>>74306588
Watch Jojo's bizarre adventure
Lots of muscly burly men
You'll love it

I really hate brown people

>>74306822
Same
Real niggas must unite against Whitebois and Brownoos

>>74306790
>Or you want details about how it I came to grope him ?

yes that
>Buy expensive gun and commit sepuku
You can just clime up an electricity pole

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>>74306299

>>74306640
>>74306779
Prob banned in israeli theatres for giving people auschwitz flashbacks

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>>74306911
>be me
>be 14 years old high schooler
>2 week into school
>playfully get insulted by the soontobefag
>reply with mad bantz
>he likes me
>become friends
>ironic bantz become soft punches and slaps
>one day discover his weak point
>his sides are extremely sensetive
>decide to fuck his shit up
>knee his sides
>as he recoils and jumps back from the shock I try to stop his fall
>accidently grab his soft af ass
>he recoils even harder now
>gets up on his feet immidietly and grabs my own ass
>we ended up groping each other and ironically talk about how we'll do lewd things to each other's boipussy for the rest of the year
>never meet him again since I changed school
>Like a decade later an ex-high school buddy tells me he became a fag
>post this on 4chan
>some brit moroccan asks me about the detail

>>74307515
I don't think he was doing it ironically

>>74307515
>>decide to fuck his shit up
Literally this is maghrebi teenage culture, homocontact because girls don't put out

I bet that gave him a hardon

You should fuck him when he goes back home just for the sake of it

>>74307578
You don't say

At what age were you able to grow a full beard from ear to ear?

15~16 years here

>>74308048
Is your body smooth?

For me I guess around 22 I realised I could - but I always shaved before then to keep it neat so I'm not sure.

I have a full salafist now

>>74308048
18

This place seems fuggin ded today

>>74308102
>>74308122
>>74308169
Low test lmao

>>74308282
Low test?

>>74308360
I'm 186 centimeters long
I'm not up to date on the whole manlet meme thing
Is that decent for mena standards
>>74308371
Low testosterone

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Tfw most Maghrebis are going to turn to Berber nationalism and they'll never federate with the Mashriq

>>74292376
Its ok I'll just end the conversation here to save us both the headache
>>74296843
Oh I see ( ^-^) What a handsome boy Periwinkle is haha (^人^)
I shall get a girl then for Periwinkle *hops away* ⌒(o＾▽＾o)ノ

>>74308510
I think that's very good for mena
186 is mediocre maybe in the netherlands and germany

>>74308451
thats not how it works

and excess testosterone gets turned into oestrogen.

How big is your penis?
This is the true level of manliness - if you have a nice chunky macho one

>>74308554
Mona and I are friends ( ˘⌣˘)(˘⌣˘ )
If you got a problem with that you can fuck off 凸(￣ヘ￣)

>>74308742
I have a tentacle for a dick

>>74308752
All the oldfags are dead
the skype group has been dead for years
the cam chat is dead
everything is dead

>>74308872
You should move to japan then

Show me

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>>74299455
fuck you magrebi I just had arabic class and I leave for Morocco in 17 days you'll see my flag?

why can't the orient accept occidentals?? we take y'all in

>>74308632
>/mena/ falls for the /r9k/ meme.

1,86 is tall in Germany and the Netherlands.
If you´re anything above 1,8m and not physically deformed, you´re fine.

>>74309069
Discord is for homosexual degenerates

>>74309069
wut

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>>74308048
19, still nothing

>>74309069
>>74309170
Oh the chat app. Wut if it is full of spies?

Also I only want to see you guys desu to see who is hot and should be converted to homofaggtiory

>>74299455
Si c'est en français pourquoi vous dites MENA au lieu de MOAN ?

>>74309223
OK if and when I get it

>>74309223
Im considering going back to morocco or moving to poonisia as I was last year. We could be friends irl in poonisia

>>74309069
What's so good about discord?

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>>74309261
because moaning is haram

>>74309405
You have a point

>>74309385

You can create different generals to separate quality discussion, shitposting, and porn

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I leave for Morocco in 17 days, what will it be like on ramadan? I have like a ton of finals to get through, something like 50 pages but then i get my flight to fez. I am doing a homestay and I am pumped but i really don't know what I am getting into. I came here to talk to everyone but I am ignored. I need help pls I can sneak you back to amreeki.

Wrote that I wanted to live in the old medival city, in the medina, and that I didnt mind if I had to use the squat-toilet instead of the western toilets. had a solid 10 minute talk with him on how the bathrooms are used. excited m8s

>>74309398
>yes how old are you
late 20s
>and can you understand tunisian?
no I don't understand women


Who are you

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>>74309261
>moan

>>74309586
Streets will be deserted during the day and nights will be busy af
Since you're a foreigner tourist almost nothing will change

>>74309767
>female accent
>female words
>female gender pronouns

t. tunisian dialect

i dont even speak Arab anyway

>>74309586
Most people usually assume a Muslim country is quiet during the day because of Ramadan but Morocco is very popular for tourists so unlike Saudi Arabia they probably operate as normal. At least that's what I think, it'll probably be quiet in smaller towns and stuff but if you're staying in a city it'll be business as usual

>>74310216
suicide pact when?

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>>74310331
Sounds nice

Hello.

>>74313324
goooooooodbye ق!

>>74313686
Thank you, I'm off to look at old houses. You?

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>>74313324
hey baby.

Do you guys like Palestinians?

>>74317033
There are Palestinians I will defend to the end of the earth, and there are some I would spit on given the chance. I'm a Palestinian, and that doesn't help any situation.

>>74308048
14. It was a love hate relationship with my facial hair.