l'amour sexuel edition
maisie
me on the right
the absolute madman
>>74298078
c'est vrai que les française baisent seulement les nègres?
>the times
>doesn't have the time in it
sue
>>74298078
oh great a >>>/pol/ baiting OP
this is going to be such a great thread...
>>74298211
oui
every american fashion gets here 5 years later
>Police are searching for a "distinct" figure caught on CCTV after $8500 of Lego was stolen from a toy store in south-west NSW on Easter Monday.
hmm
TRÈS bonne édition mon gars
i'll give him this one acknowledgement
that's it for the week
marmite and brown sauce are vile
>>74298266
how and why do you steal 8500$ of lego
I think something may be a bit off with this lad to be honest
>>74298302
rasheed
>>74298289
mercy
>>74298337
rorke
>>74298138
hmm yes
*walks off and talks to someone else*
>there is 3bn women on earth, statistically one will at least tolerate oyu.
maybe one day but not so far lol
>>74298265
homme fou
for the love of god why is bread so emetically dry
>/pol/ severely triggers 190kg
good lads
>>74298358
i only want a pretty one to tolerate me
t. a pretty boy
>>74298314
absolute mental case
*gives all my money to black trans women*
https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/859068534382579712
Ah yes
>>74298371
*stacks 15 of them on the pyre*
>>74298314
mild autism
>>74298314
>>74298371
>DWP
>>74298311
>"They just took the large boxes of Lego, the Star Wars, Creations, City and Batman, it's like they already knew what they wanted and they have a ready-made market to sell to,"
>he doesnt know about the lego black market
>>74298371
looks like one of labour's policies
got a psp
>girl has just ruined by chances with a qt by telling her half-truths
AAAAAAAAHHHHHH YESSSS
>>74298314
>>74298426
have a scooby what hes on about
>>74298390
bread is supposed to be dry fag
>>74298467
pretty gay la'
ds > psp
lol joke, psp all day long other than pokemon games
>>74298371
ah yes my old foe, the department of work and pensions.
What is the GOAT frozen pizza, /brit/?
Pic related, my vote
ignore it
>>74298314
Not an argument
>he responded to me
>>74298442
ahhh yes, refreshing cum straight from the bull's knackers
>>74298476
deciphering this post in a laboratory
>>74298460
The thing is that it wouldn't even get you that much lego in the first place lmfaotbqh
https://twitter.com/cattocomunista_/status/858777468706140160
>Us white leftists can get too comfortable sometimes, we must stay mindful of our privilege at all times!
>>74298514
sansbury's thin and crispy
>>74298265
>>74298376
hahah très marron!!! très drôle!! mais non. absolument pas.
j'espère que macron va ganger l'élection et un musulman baise ta mère.
>>74298514
dr oetker
>>74298514
i actually quite like that American brand digiorno or whatever
gets my tummy all good
>>74298514
>stuffed crusts
up there with the wheel
>>74298497
best handheld known to mankind
>>74298542
Was that reply serious? Can't tell with these mentally ill LARPers
Is it okay to end a date with a handshake?
I'm male and she's female.
>>74298527
horrible feeling isnt it
>>74298514
this is pretty peng
>>74298442
is this the tim I keep hearing about
>>74298588
dont reply to it
>>74298542
howler
>>74298532
Been flirting with this girl and we sat talking all last night, was ready to pull the trigger. Then another girl starting feeding her half-truths about me to make me look like a heartless cunt
>>74298601
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBfwDIOpQAc
>>74298603
terrible, just awful
>frozen pizza
povvo scummers
>>74298588
nah gayboy advance sp was more aesthetic
>>74298601
How old are you?
the goose caboose
>>74298613
>>74298581
>450c
>>74298661
dont like sp silly flip screen
>>74298643
so you're only half a heartless cunt
>>74298647
always gets me
autists are so funny
>nah gayboy advance sp was more aesthetic
>>74298371
One for the day of the rope
>>74298514
>>74298661
The SP was too frail in its build and not as ergonomically pleasing
>>74298643
Well if they are half truths then you're half of a heartless cunt which is still undesirable
>>74298643
>half-truths
>>74298643
what half truths
>>74298584
all great inventions are wheel based if you think about it
>>74298680
>fj
leave
giving my vote to any party that acknowledges the earth is flat
>>74298542
>Which is exactly why all the chairs in my house are church pews... No cushions and uncomfortable as fuck...
good lad
>>74298757
that he sleeps naked in an oxygen tent that gives him sexual powers
>>74298690
>>74298724
sp was fuccboi as f
u js dunno
>>74298647
Fucks sake.
In fairness this was like a third date. Last two were kind of ad hoc but this was prearranged.
>>74298669
24
>>74298686
:(
If she was a whore I probably would have went for the kill but she is quite conservative and innocent
>>74298601
If you're over 12, not at all.
>One for the day of the rope
>>74298514
Frozen is shit. Asda Create Your Own are the undisputed GOAT
>>74298777
erm UKIP seem pretty historic in there beliefs - rite up your ally!!
all of human history can be summed up with aesthetics vs fairness
>>74298719
Haven't seen the chicken and bacon one, fug, need to get it
>>74298788
>>74298696
>>74298734
More or less yeah, i just don't take shit from people and I'm very blunt. I don't mistreat people like she's making out
>>74298757
Said that i was a cunt to her for no reason and called loads of names and stuff because she wouldn't do what i wanted
>>74298719
I got one of these for tea tonight
>>74298795
>third date
jesus christ alive
just give her a hug you utter UTTER mongloid
>>74298824
all human history can be summed up by class struggle
>>74298795
>24
>conservative and innocent
you'll be fine lad
>>74298647
That was unironically alpha as fuck.
would be much happier if twitter didn't exist 2bh
>>74298845
>gif
fuck off
>>74298824
Lisicki tier post
>>74298868
>>74298849
>Said that i was a cunt to her for no reason and called loads of names and stuff because she wouldn't do what i wanted
ah to be 14 again
>>74298912
>gif
fuck off
Uncontrolled migration into Europe can't destroy the unique genetic profile of indigenous popula-
>>74298925
where do you fall, lads?
>>74298913
Were both 20. She was being spoilt all night and when i told her to give me some peace she flipped out so i kicked her out basically. She's a headcase. This new girl doesn't seem to buy it thankfully
>>74298973
nowhere because I'm not a rorke mong
>>74298973
esotercisim and spirituality
>>74298987
fuck off I do not care about your pathetic drama lmao
>>74298973
dark enlightenment + spengler views
>>74299022
;_;
>>74299015
this
*walks towards you*
just applied to volunteer at a local homeless shelter lads
figured if I'm out of a job for a while I may as well do something useful with my time
I am a nihilist
Imagine being euphoric enough to call your movement the "dark enlightenment" lmao
>>74298973
Think if you identify as any of these unironically then it's too late
>>74298973
jesus k christ you'd think half the runts here think this is their fucking blog
>>74298973
between Land & Libertarianism
where's sino/gulf-futurism?
think I broke my new macbook air lads
installed an update and now it's stuck on a reboot cycle
>>74299132
normies do this stupid shit
ignore them
>identity
spook
>>74299096
too late for what?
got lots of /brit/ lifehacks
in several different categories:
being a cheapskate
being woke
academic success
how to make people like you
organising your shit together
monetary success
making gains in the gym
ask me and ill share what i've learnt
>>74299115
>equality
>peace
>progress
>liberty
>>74299132
just ate an apple
currently placing food in my mouth and chomping on it before swallowing
>>74299115
Filthy, puerile, revisionist runt. Get thee to a gulag
>>74299171
fuck off
>>74299115
good lad
>>74299060
>not able to work for money
>better work for free instead
Why not use the time to study philosophy, strengthen your body & mind, or learn a skill or language? You are one of the chosen few, the NEET master race; why are you so desperate to remain a slave?
>>74299171
thanks
watching silas on weeds
hnnnnnnnnnnnng
just inhaled and exhaled air
>74299171
>the new cunts WILL fall for this
howling
>>74299171
organising shit together
>>74299171
wanker
>>74299060
top lad
>>74299171
thank you
>>74299210
Hope that air didn't contain smoke from burnt cannabis leaves
>>74299171
being woke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q62_IaVvii4
just made neural connections in my brain
how many languages can you boys speak?
lads who only speak 1 and lads who were brought up with foreign parent(s) need not reply
>>74299218
get two computer screens.
clean your desk and organise all your clothes and stuff into sensible draws
use a calendar and a diary (apps are fine too set reminders with them)
concentrate on each breath and take your time in all your actions, don't just chuck your underwear on the floor, put them in a hamper.
take stock daily and set straight things that have gone awry
>>74299198
oh fuck off with this nonsense
>wake up at 6am
>workout for an hour and a half
>go to volunteering
>work until 4:30
>go home
>cook/read/do whatever
there's no reason I need all those hours in the day
>>74299173
>>74299177
>being against humanity's development
wew
>>74299191
u 2 xx
>>74298581
YES
>Hey
Ah yes. Legendary enthralling female conversation
I speak the language of love.
>tfw want to ride but it's too wet and dark out for me to feel safe
>>74299260
ok i'll start with the ones i've already written out.
then i'll start writing the ones i haven't written.
Woke
>brush your teeth with non-fluoride non-sls toothpaste and scrape your tongue
>use non sls/parabens/fragrans/parfum etc soap, detergent, shampoo and so on, don't use petroleum based skin products
>use cronometer to monitor your intake of vegetables and minerals
>take hallucinogenic drugs (dmt and mescaline preferably, you can grow these)
>meditate twice a day
>try to constantly focus on breathing
>subscribe to a solid metaphysical framework (esoteric ones are better (start reading, kybalion for example is a good start))
>recognise the machinations behind things like media and politics, and try to be see past surface levels things
>don't dismiss the unbelievable and don't deny connections
>don't dismiss the possibility of use of magick or esotericism gnosis, especially for malign purposes
>analyse kubrick films, visit masonic museums and read read read
>collect resources on conspiracies which are known to have happened and study them profusely (MK ultra or MP paedo scandal for example)
>NEVER, EVER, GET NEAR TO ANYONE WITH POWER
>keep as much information from the government or major corporations or banks as possible
>use a vpn
>browse the internet via i2p (or at least use ixquick, anti-tracking/other stuff plugins)
>major transactions bitcoin darkwallet or cash
>use the terminal and only use 'free' non-proprietary software.
>if you're too lazy for this use anti-keylogging, peerblocking, anti-tracking tools and turn off your computers telemetry
>>74299288
>coon
Rorke
>>74299335
which ones? and how did you learn them?
Why do people mention the Soviet Union in order to point that communism doesn't work when in reality the Soviet Union wasn't a communist state.
>>74299202
'nce
>>74299306
english and dutch
new bike
>the bad touch came out 18 years ago
>>74299351
>le humblebrag
Fuck off, handsome
>>74299368
romanian, italian, english
circumstances and classes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY4n8I4pUDY
imagine doing this in ur life
sigh
just subscribed to an esoteric metaphysical framework
>>74299438
good.
>>74299403
Based. Tell us about it.
>analyse kubrick films
JOSH THOMAS
>>74298772
make me
>>74299429
It's alri' lad, they'll be gone come the day of the rope.
currently in the process of analysing the shining
>>74299449
it goes proper fast, get loads of gash checking me out, makes loads of noise
>>74299458
good dupe
He's back
Have a strange thing for early 00's music and fashion desu lads.
>>74299512
baaaaaased
>>74299520
fucking embarrassing, have a word with yourself
mum found my DMT and now she's tripping
>>74299512
thought it said "i'm black" and i did a chuckle
>>74299520
were the 2000s even anything? i mean what even is 2000s fashion anyway
>baaaaaased
>>74299512
are tozza
corbyn on suicide watch
labour will be taken back from the communists
>>74299493
Dig the bullet holes. London?
IS Elon Musk one of the good guys?
>>74299572
Least they have friends
What books you lot reading then?
>>74299512
tonibler is the hero the UK needs but doesnt deserve
>>74299598
yes
>>74299570
juicy trackies for girls
>you will never be good enough at chemistry to perform a full synthesis of LSD without utilizing any naturally occurring precursors
>>74299572
you're probably an ugly mug thats why you make fun of others
>>74299628
Which one is you? The fat ginger cunt?
>>74299479
>>74299620
depressing shite movie that is
>>74299479
*gives princess chelsea my tax rebate*
>>74299620
too busy analysing Kubrick films
>>74299620
currently reading 'The Body Politic' by Jean-Jacques Rousseau]
you?
>>74299549
Why what's wrong with it
>>74299675
Who is that?
>>74299549
>Why yes I follow current trend s
analysing footage from the moon landings (widely agreed to be Kubrick's magnum opus)
>>74299620
I am currently reading Summoning Spirits: The Art of Magical Evocation.
I fucking hate wh*tes. As an Italian, we should have genocided them all when we had the chance.
>I'm back
>>74299620
most of the books i own are unreadable, the pages are stained with blood and pubic hair from slamming my bollocks in them
>>Why yes I follow current trend s
>>74299731
>>74299654
what movie is it?? pls.
>>74299620
The Kybalion
Going to summon Hitler.
>>74299620
Anna Karenina
>>74299668
>>74299774
the road
very dark and disturbing. i wont ever be watching it again.
>Day off work today
>Spent it on the computer
I have no excuse to moan about work
>>74299512
would be based desu, he fucked the Iraq War but was GOAT beforehand
>>74299774
The Road. The book is just a depressing.
>>74299766
>It's real
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/aug/12/even-if-hate-me-dont-take-labour-over-cliff-edge-tony-blair
>I'm back
https://youtu.be/wpKN-U1-bWk?t=55
>>74299620
Great:
Blood Meridian
The Orchard Keeper
The Road
Good:
No Country for Old Men
Alll the Prety Horses
Okay:
Suttree
Bad:
The Sunset Limited
>>74299800
>mass migration was GOAT
>>74299838
>hating the based Chinese propping up your housing market
>one of your ancestors probably had a kid with their kid
hehe
>>74299654
>>74299803
Found it a bit shit. Couldn't really get into it not sure what it was. I got the premise and why it would be depressing but I couldn't really feel for the characters enough to bring it all to life unlike with most movies.
>>74299860
>propping up the housing market
Very nice euphemism for causing the housing bubble. Fuck off. Nobody with a brain thinks what the Chinese are doing to Aus, NZ and Canadian housing markets is 'good'.
Currently speaking to Mao Zedong. Is there anything /brit/ wants me to ask him?
>>74299860
Don't think foreigners should comment on topics they have no idea about 2bh
Just exposes you as an absolute dropkick
>>74299766
he was right, why didnt we listen?
>>74299639
nasty little gremlin aren't you
>>74299907
ask if he'll get us a cornetto next time he's down the shops
Fuck /brit/.
Is there a more runtish item of clothing than the bomber jacket?
It's literally
>I just discovered how to dress and this is apparently in now
The jacket
>>74299940
Why so arseravaged, you bog-trotting ginger manlet?
OYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>74299964
>(1.79 MB, 2953x1872)
Shan't be opening this
The lads all liked my new profile picture, not sure if it was moral support or because they found it humorous
>>74299907
>Should Scotland be an independent country?
>Please tick one of the boxes with an X
>>74299974
how do you feel about collared harrington jackets?
What is the Milkman of /brit/ thinking today?
thats why they call me big tony
im back
im back
BIG TONY
i repeal support for article four
you never
heard of a mind as reformist as mine
you better
get rid of that nine
will i ban guns? yes
what guns a gonna do against the man who controls the sas
>>74299903
>>74299930
If you owned property you'd feel different.
>>74299983
rasheed
>>74300011
I WANT to bum him, but I know it's a sin. Ohhhh fuck why did it have to be a sin.
is tony blair a war criminal
Would pay 20k to get a commie slag to eat my arse out
>>74300004
Favoured by sports direct managers
>>74300011
just looks like a man in a desperate mental battle with the last of his hopes and dreams.
downloading a BLACKED mega-torrent
>>74300029
>If you owned property you would be glad there's a bubble inflated by foreign billionaires threatening to burst at any minute
hmm
yes
very good
Dumb cunt
>>74299982
struck a nerve? Must be hard when people burst your bubble. Gremlin
>>74300056
did he engage in an illegal and pointless war resulting in many thousands of needless deaths?
>>74299823
>Okay:
>Suttree
cos i'm
TONY
they call me the ONLY
man who can save labour from electoral PWNAGE
>>74300029
I do own property, in fact I come from a family that renovates houses for resale and once owned a property development business. We're not stupid enough to think this bubble has no end and we're not naive enough to think we can ride it out. It isn't healthy. Nobody I know that owns property and isn't just in it for quick cash likes the Chinese being here. Even my Kiwi mates who have a much lesser problem with the asians and own property don't like it.
>>74300056
howling
>>74300087
>struck a nerve
Indeed I have. Look how upset you're getting over your photo being posted on here
>>74300089
>pointless
ummm...
Saddam was an unstable war monger who gassed his own people and wanted to develop nukes
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-39772539
Which one of you is this
>I do own property, in fact I come from a family that renovates houses for resale and once owned a property development business. We're not stupid enough to think this bubble has no end and we're not naive enough to think we can ride it out. It isn't healthy. Nobody I know that owns property and isn't just in it for quick cash likes the Chinese being here. Even my Kiwi mates who have a much lesser problem with the asians and own property don't like it.
>>74300145
why dont you settle the argument by posting your face.
>>74300152
>gassed his own people
wish he gassed more sandniggers
based saddam
>>74300165
me
was pretty wild x
>>74300172
>it's literally this unbelievable that someone might own property in the UK
quite sad desu
lads what would you rate your own facial aesthetics out of 10?
What leads people to believe in occultism? I mean, none of it works so you would think they'd realise it's bullshit pretty quickly. So what is it? Just mental illness?
>>74300200
>UK
idiot
AND WITH YOUR DEAD END JOOOOOOB
THATS BEEN EATING AWAY AT YOUR LIFE
YOU FEEL A LITTLE INSIDE
THE TROUBLE AND STRIFE
AND NOW YOU SPEND YOUR EVENIIIINGS
SEARCHING FOR ANOTHER LIFE
>>74300177
>>74300089
>illegal and pointless war
is this the overwhelming consensus these days
>>74300200
hey now i own my own comfortable corner in the runt cage
>>74300109
and by the way UKIP why do they stand?
am I the only who realises they're haram
>>74300190
hmm i guess you could look at it like that
*walks away and talks to GCHQ*
>>74300221
a lot of people on this earth are very stupid unfortunately.
>>74300200
>pretending to own property to your (false) mates on the internet
quite sad desu
>>74300221
I think my main attraction to it, is the fact that the upper echelons of society have a fixation on it, which leads me to believe there is some importance of it. Whether actual or just through some assigned meaning by society.
>>74300177
Are you the one with the huge forehead?
redpill me on energy drinks
>>74300260
>the upper echelons of society have a fixation on it
Do they?
>>74300221
third eye sealed shut
>>74300270
more like runtergy drinks
>>74300260
>>74300221
>>74300259
the original wasn't even me you turbomong
>>74300270
Enjoy your heart failure
>>74299620
K&R
Shaddam IV of the Corrino house.
Sigil magick works lads I am not joking. I cast a sigil yesterday asking for love and today a girl in the street started speaking to me, I got her number and now I have a date.
It's not le ebic spell casting its just hidden technology
>>74300270
pure runt juice
>>74300231
yes because people cry and complain about it endlessly
removing saddam was 110% fine but the state that iraq has been left in was a failure, there was so many plans to quickly remove him in a war tht was quite quick, but barely any plans for post
the whole WMD thing is a farce
if i went to buy/make a gun, and i was arrested for "buying/making a gun" but i didnt get around to do it but there was clear evidence i was literally about to hand over the money for it, still was going to fucking do it
a week before the war kicked off saddam was trying to buy missles off the norks
>>74300270
contain strong amounts of negative orgones
>(false) mates
>>74300309
>>74300283
>>74300152
just like all the other third world dictators, who gives a shit
>>74300357
redpill me lad
So I went to the salon my mum goes to to get my hair cut and they took me into the other end of the place to wash my hair. They did the usual shampoo/conditioner or whatever then the girl got some kind of oil and gave my head a massage. Really slowly and putting pressure on my head with her fingertips. I found myself having a MASSIVE boner. My jeans were good to burst. Absolutely no doubt she saw it and was clearly craving it. I could almost feel her eyes looking down on it even though she was standing behind me.
Anyway, she sat me back up and went to towel dry my hair and "accidentally" brushed her hand against my raging boner. She even subtly gripped it. I can tell because I could feel her grip even though she was trying to be subtle.
Think I'll get my hair done there again in 2 weeks just to see her again. She'll probably draw the curtain and suck me off
>>74300413
Can't mate just join a masonic lodge. I'm 3rd degree
>go to the doctors
>find out I have autism
>... it's terminal
>>74300409
the international community
their own people
their neighbours
anyone interested in global oil supplies
lots of people, just because you don't understand doesn't mean it's not important
brb need to fire out a poo
>>74300405
>Fancy dress party is proof the elite have a fixation on occult
Umm...no sweaty
>>74300409
>who gives a shit about a insane monster dictator who has before previously attempted to invade other countries and could easily seize or destroy oil fields in his neighboring countries which would destabilized the world economy
RMYT
>>74300360
>when he does the redditspacing
lots of labour signs around lads
looking good for a socialist landslide
>>74300428
>So I went to the salon my mum
literal child, didn't read further.
>>74300360
>leaving de ba'athification in the hands of yanks
not
even
once
>>74300270
S I P S
I
P
S
did a cheeky new
>>74300495
>>74300495
>>74300495
>>74300360
agree
>>74300464
>the international community
literally who?
>their own people
some sure but all the dictatorships in the middle east have a large support base in their own country
>their neighbours
because they all want a piece of the pie
>anyone interested in global oil supplies
Jews. Just say Jews
>>74300529
fucking neck yourself
forced to watch cops, nothing else on the telly
grim day ahead
>>74298078
me on the left waving my tail