/brit/

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>You voting Labour yeah, anon?

>>74291031
fuck off you retard you're deliberately misunderstanding what i'm saying.

low end production has moved out from hong kong to the PEARL RIVER DELTA (guangdong and its cities) to CHONGQING and inner china

now fuck off

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>>74291064
*speeds away*

Trying to decide whether to get a greggs or nandos for lunch.

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... no EU membership since June 23 selfie ...

3 Pakistanis who don't live in Pakistan because they know deep down Pakistan is among the worst countries in the world but still hate the place where they do live and are incredibly proud about Pakistan walk into a bar. So the bartender says "Welcome to my establishment. Part of our culture is a good night out at the pub. Make yourselves comfortable. What would you like?". The Pakistanis sneer at the bartender, they don't order anything because they're suspicious of the bartender even though non-alcoholic drinks are available and they complain about the bar for 6 hours saying how much better it was back out on the street where there wasn't liquor and degenerate bar staff.

Labour literally only exist because non-whites automatically vote for them for some reason

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Can't believe May actually changed the name of the month of Apollouary to her own name. Brilliant.

>>74291097
They're all going to be voting lib Dems now that Labour has become another party for racist little Englanders

>>74291097
Londoners, Northerners and the Welsh vote for them. The rest of us who live in nice places are baffled!

Saigon.....
shhhhit,
I'm still only in Saigon
Every time I think I'm gonna wake up back in the jungle.

.

>>74291074
>What country makes it the most important shipping watters
china does, but that doesn't mean it "relies on chinese exploitation" or that if it weren't a part of china it would be third world you daft cunt
It's wealth was built when it was independent from china
christ alive how do you actually function being this fucking stupid mate, honestly

Socialism is a cancer

>>74291143
would probably avoid making too many jokes about the ol' vietnam war on the internet there, lad
iirc the government is NOT a fan of people taking the mickey

My girlfriend is so intelligent and I just can't believe how me and her ended up together. I wish i had the quick wits that she has, the social butterfly personality and the encyclopaedic knowledge of all culture. Every day she impresses me more and sometimes I feel so inadequate. Don't know why i get hung up about it 2bh, its clearly a perfectly good thing but I just can't help the self doubt. Need to kick this bad habit 2bh, maybe focus on improving myself instead of thinking about these trivial things.
/blog

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Ritsu

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gf just sent me this via pigeon carrier

>>74291142
It's almost as if they promise to help people with less money and opportunities.

>>74291200
Yet do nothing

willy
bum
willy
arse
willy
fanny
willy
bum
willy
arse
willy
fanny
willy
bum
willy
arse
willy
fanny

>>74291192
My ex was like this, made me feel like a right brainlet haha, she's with someone even stupider than me now though. Don't get it.

>>74291217
all me

willy willy bum bum
poo wank poo wank

>>74291200
*Unless you're an immigrant from the EU

>>74291192
How does a mong like you end up with an intelligent gf then?

>>74291180
I imagine I'll keep it strictly to making fun of Yanks

I buy my Calvin Klein underwear online because I don't want the embarrassment of handing a box of size small underwear to a girl at a checkout

made a weird observation. testing it against the /brit/-ometer to see how accurate it is.

Upper Middle Class women make 'whooping' noises at each other. Like 'oooooh' or 'whooop', they do this when they get excited with each other like greeting or when someone shows off their new AGA oven

>>74291241
Ho chi minh senpai when will you btfo thr y*nks again?

>>74291208
New Labour did loads for the North and Wales in the early 2000's. Those places had been left to rot under the Conservatives.

>>74291268
yeah
they learned it from adverts

>>74291265
i wear calvin kelin underwear to the gym and pull them really far up to sort of emulate a leotard.

>>74291078
bit mad how fucking big china is and how many people are there

never heard of chongqing in my life and i googled it and its a fucking 30 million people city

>>74291274
>new labour
Lol new labour is shite thankfully based corbyn is there to help

>>74291236
Natural attraction. We have a very similar personality, I may show my monginess sometimes but I'm not a complete fuckwit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wfk1w7oP4Y4
>middle class women
howling

>>74291268
are you talking about this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8yUhUXl-oY

>>74291274
I live in Wales. It's an absolute shithole. My local Labour MP spent £30,000 on a wall to go around a roundabout.
Ironically the only reason Wales has seen any improvement is because the EU threw money at them

>>74291312
So you're good looking and outgoing?

>>74291272
I posted a /pol/ bait thread already

playing overwatch

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>>74291265
Same, except it's handing them XL shirts

>>74291328
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nlhUE6SfMe

he means this

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Can't believe mummy May's instituted her own national holiday to start off her own month. Powerful.

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p good speech tbqh

>>74291349
Based are you acutally from 'nam or a proxy?

>>74291326
yeah the mental state of upper middle class women is pretty phenomenal

rachels organic yoghurt really sums it up
>food that appears to be health but in fact is not (honey and yogurt, might as well call a cheesecake healthy)
>has a first name in it, to make it seem artisanal
>organic
>whooping and ooohing

>>74291334
*votes leave*

>>74291334
The EU is the only reason this place isn't stuck in the 70's. People in Wales going on about British money being sent to the EU are retards, Westminster will never give Wales the amount of money for development the EU has.

>>74291382
Which Beano strip is this

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thoughts lads

>>74291382
Nice spooks nerd

>>74291328
not quite that more of a yank/younger girl thing.
the whoop is lower pitched.
>>74291370
yeah but sort of posher sounding and more emphatic

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Ideal body type

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>based corbyn

>>74291423
looks pretty shit without good lighting and a pump
12% bf is the optimum

Don't believe Wales is a real place. It's just a state of mind Englander slip into when they're invaded by the holy spirit. That would explain the speaking in tongues.

>>74291344
im just different and she likes that i think

>>74291437
>A friend of the poor
screaming

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ideal body type

>>74291423
too fat

>>74291423
>0 delts
>0 forearm
>fat

ah yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBI1H4DDn5Y
^ these kinds of people
are the ones who make whoops

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>>74291384
Actually here
Bit stressed out though with everything

Ideal body type is Ottermode.

Unfortunately you couldn't fucking pay me to use the swimming pool in my town.

I'm kind of at ottermode. I'm sort of half way between skinnyfat and otter. If I committed myself to eating well and doing situps, pushups and pullups I'd get there

why the fuck aren't we doing anything cool with science these days. Like cloning neanderthals or something. That would be fucking fascinating, and we may even benefit seeing as they could well be smarter than us

>>74291476
Most women would prefer this body type

Have a suspicion that one of the IT blokes keeps remote accessing my computer at work, I can feel my curser moving really slow

Opened Microsoft Word and wrote 'fuck off' haha

Ideal body type for women is literally Don Draper. Women don't want hairless men with super low bf. Gay men want that.

>>74291502
>why the fuck aren't we doing anything cool with science these days

theres a lad trying to send people to mars

>>74291491
How is it lad?

>>74291423
Fat man with no shoulders or arms?

>>74291502
Too busy trying to stop the planet getting a bit warmer and inventing new genders

throats so sore it hurts to just swallow my own spit

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>>74291528
t.

>>74291497
but i guess you never will

>>74291555
It was a good blowie though lad

Hello everyone my name's Tim, how are we all going? :)

>>74291570
nope. too lazy

>>74291591
oh shit they made the Tim meme a real thing

everyone needs to watch this xx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8HdOHrc3OQ

humans evolving to have barely any hair seems counter-productive evolutionary wise

NEED a soft scalie gf

why is /brit/ so awful today

>>74291611
No, my name's actually Tim :(

>>74291591
H-hey *avoids eye contact out of shyness*

>>74291635
Too many commie cucks

>>74291537
boring desu they're all barren shithole planets. waste of time until we develop light speed travel.
meanwhile we could actually do fucking amazing shit with genes, cloning, de extinction etc and nobody wants to

>>74291620
>>74291632
>>74291635
>>74291637
statistically, one of these posters is an aboriginal nigger

>>74291618
the soundtrack was really the best thing about inception

>>74291639
*shoves my paw up your ass*

>>74291639
*grabs your arse*
Don't worry mate, we're all friends here :)

>>74291664
>playing god

>>74291635
Bank holiday Monday so all the dickheads who are normally out doing something during the day are about.

hope the first aliens we meet are friendly lads.

would be nice to witness the first handshake between a human and an extraterrestrial.

monkey dust was the most seething portrayal of british life ever.

shame the bloke behind it died. true kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52cTwJBUfzM

>>74291681
>playing a fictional character
?

>>74291667
Statistically, this poster isn't white

>>74291667
think it's about 2% abo here mr 60%

>>74291620
naked molerat chink skin freaks me out

>>74291697
why the fuck would they shake hands? they obviously will not have the same tradition of shaking hands, if they even have hands, let alone be able to communicate with them.

>>74291618
better version

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMiAZfeVohI

So when are we getting that extra 350 million for the NHS? Or was that just yet another lie from the Vote Leave campaign

>>74291723
yeah lad thats how it works you mongo

have you never heard of acting?

I'm gay

>>74291771
the real leave campaign should have been Leave.EU or Grassroots Out tbqh

>>74291686
neets truly are the masterrace

>>74291755
because they'd be visiting earth and if they're friendly would want to greet humans the human way.

like taking shoes off before entering a Japanese house

or firing your guns wilding into the air at American bbqs

>>74291789
I've been waiting too long for that admission, but we knew all along.

>>74291771
*hands you 350 million*
now fuck off

>>74291771
Wait for the hyperinflation to hit lad

>Owner of Anthony Joshua's laundrette praises boxer
How is this news? This is why I hate the """English""" winning anything.

>>74291771
everybody just quietly backed away from that one and pretended it never happened and they werent involved in it and it was misunderstood despite being black and white

*shakes alien's hand*
*it was actually his willy and now they think we're all gay*

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>for the wageslave, this a special day to savour
>He probably planned all the activities he was going to do with his day off
>The NEET gets to experience the freedom every day

>>74291771
Did anyone believe or care about this claim? Pretty sure most people were just pissing their panties about muh immigrants.

>>74291673
>>74291680
Bit gay that innit la'

>>74291799
This and it was for most people, remoaners love to project about it but I paid Boris no attention

Reminder that if you have brown eyes you're not welcome on /brit/, so please leave immediately.

*Monty Python voice* SO WHAT'S THIS NOW?! OOOH AAAHHH...

>>74291854
alri Scary Movie 3

>>74291815
aliens aren't going to be anything remotely similar to humans, most likely, so how are they going to learn that shaking hands is custom here?

pretty mental that prozzies can earn what i earn in a day and a half, in an hour

Today's outfit

Camel trenchcoat
>£1,295.Burberry

White Poplin shirt
>£125, Drakes

Navy smart trousers
>£310, Paul Smith

Hand-spun navy silk tie
>£675, Mr Porter

Monk strap shoes
>£850, John Lobb

Wayfarer sunglasses
>£130, RayBan

Navy cotton socks
>£103, Thom Browne

White boxer briefs
>£34, Derek Rose

Silver Milanese strap watch
>£675, Junghans

Black leather holdall
>£2,885, Bottega Veneta

>>74291872
*Does a silly walk*
*Audience rolls around the floor laughing*

>>74291893
Not all Protestants are rich, you dumb Taig.

>>74291882
wikipedia

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>>74291865
>tfw best card

Hate when leafs try to be funny.

>>74291681
Fuck off retard I want human ape hybrids, human bug hybrids, all kinds of hybrids, Dino's, etc. People will fund science if we get cool shit like that

>>74291895
>there are people that actually live like this

>>74291860
Wow aren't you smart! Teach me something

Need a feminine aussie bf lads
>>74291914
Chuckled

>>74291882
if they're intelligent im sure they'd figure it out when our human representative holds out his hand. or we'd show them then do it the alien way as a gesture of friendship.

or if they're capable of interstellar travel then im sure they'll be monitoring human media and shit to get an understanding of our species. and then promptly fucking off.

>>74291531
rewatching Mad Men, making me self conscious about being a balding manlet with a runt face

>>74291923
but they won't be speaking (if speaking at all) a language anywhere near any language here on earth

>>74291940
Old people and religious types kick off about stuff like that for some reason.

>de extinct neanderthals
>They're way smarter than us
What do??

>>74291899
Haha. Man, I can't believe someone else got that really obscure reference. I tell my friends at school about Monty Python but they don't know what it is. *does a silly walk*

'net is going slow, bet those damn leftists are behind this

>14% of nurses are using food banks

Vote Tory! Strong and stable leadership!

>>74291939
Wayne's World and Austin Powers are great though

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>>74291865
c-can i post, anon?

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>Wow aren't you smart! Teach me something

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https://www.gov.uk/christmas-bonus/overview

>Mam, the Lambrini is on me this year! Me bonus has come in!

>>74291984
this just shows the efficiency of food banks though

>>74291938
>need to sacrifice two monsters to summon it
>no effect
>no synchros
>not even a fusion reaction

Why the fuck does such a shit card exist?

dont think any advanced race of space travellers would waste their time on a planet with Islam present on it.

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>>74292007
>NEET master race!

>>74291965
Fuck off you mong, everyone speaks English these days

>>74291940
people already fund science you child

and they want things which are useful not some mongo half ape man to point and laugh at

>>74292007
I bought 12 cans of Stella with mine

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>>74292007

>>74292007
don't think i got a christmas bonus?

>>74292037
Yes they do retard. That's just 1 example anyway. And they'd discover useful shit along the way like how to engineer geniuses like myself

>>74292037
If they wanted to see a mongo half ape they could just go to your house

apart from exotic cuisine, what exactly do we really need Muslims for so much that it's worth dealing with all their problems?

>>74292011
suih a tory thing to say

>all these arseblasted wagies itt
A bonus for simply EXISTING
Meanwhile you timidly approach Goldberg for a bonus and he spits in your face like the slugs you are
HAHHAHAHAAHAHA

>>74292098
Culture

>>74292098
qt paki slags

>>74292098
the government needs a public distraction whilst it carries out its machination

bonus is in lads, dinner is on me
*buys one medium sized pizza from dominoes*

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Got 7 after-work emails this evening, all requesting different work items to be actioned tomorrow

>>74292080
so you just want to see an elaborate gene therapy program to create superhumans then

fuck off

>>74292117
I got a £500 bonus though

Resurrect the fucking neanderthals and australopithecus already stupid fucking """scientists""". I want to see Bigfoot in my lifetime and also intelligent neanderthals

>>74292145
are you ok?

*walks in*
hey can i post here

Hate dominoes
Such a disgraceful rip off

Much prefer brendanposting than 'wagies vs neet'

just my 2 pence

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*runs into Lidl at full pace*
>Mam, put down those own brand turkey twizzlers! Me bonus has come in - it's Bernard Matthews for us this year!
>Oooh luv, it's a Christmas miracle it is!
*whole store breaks into cheers and applause*

>>74292158
Yeah just got a lot on my plate

who are we voting for, lads?

>>74292166
Use a voucher then

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>>74292117
>neet celebrating and acting smug about being given a tenner

>>74292192
Lib Dems are the officially endorsed party of /brit/

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>>74292171

>>74292148
Yeah, we can probably do loads of cool shit and accelerate our evolution asap. But no,
>MUH SPACE
>MUH ENVIRONMENT
If we engineered like 1000 super geniuses they'd sort all this shit out asap, and give us super intelligent AI, and we'd be going to another galaxy tomorrow

>>74292192
Socialist party of Wales and England

>>74292171
Literally burst out into laughter

this bradleyposting sametwat was posting the exact same link and replying to himself last night
worst gimmick ever conceived

>>74292145
just quit lmao

>>74292196
Dude just get a voucher lmao

>>74292209
you do realise it would just be used to create soldiers?

>>74292199
>H-hello Mr manager goldstein
>M-may I have a raise?
>No you may not, and you'll be staying in until 9pm tonight no pay!
>Thank you

>>74292241
You didn't really though did you

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no one replied to me
i think i will stay here

SO bored

>>74292257
i dont work for free lad

and im not an office cuck

you neets really are detached from reality if you think thats common

>>74292254
So all you have to say is
>It could go wrong
No shit, as with everything important ever

>>74292243
Spot on, lad.

>>74292280
have you tried wanking?

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>this bradleyposting sametwat was posting the exact same link and replying to himself last night
>worst gimmick ever conceived

>>74292277
*grabs your arse*
You can stay here alright ;)

>>74292254
so what

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>If we engineered like 1000 super geniuses they'd sort all this shit out asap, and give us super intelligent AI, and we'd be going to another galaxy tomorrow

Can't believe all the people who were around in this country after we won the war let everything go to shit while the Germans and Japs worked their arses off at reindustralising.

Watching docs from the 60s and 70s about Britain everyone seems lazy as fuck and has this "We won the war so we'll be reet" attitude.

>>74292300
xD good post!

>>74292248
DUDE £10 OFF £25 SPEND LMAO

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>>74292304

>>74292295
>could

will, and this is why there are restrictions in place

Lads I got the new national living wage! I got a payrise!!

>>74292334
So your solution is to let Russia and China do it and take over the world? Stupid cunt

on the stubbies again, got an alcohol problem

>>74292332
Horrendous post post boy bum

could go for a hot meal

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>people actually Bradley post

>tfw earn 28k but live in an expensive af place
if i were up in t' north i'd live like a king

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>>74292368
i'm tryin my best lad but i'm all burnt out

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just copped this

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*giggles*
>daddy, where are you taking me? tehe
*doting father takes away his hands from in front of his daughter's eyes to reveal she is standing on a busy high street in front of a large Poundland store*
>you can choose ANYTHING you want, darling! My bonus came in today! Merry Christmas!

what the fuck
all my bookmarks have disappeared

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No I'm afraid you lose 5 points. Anyone from /brit/ like to buzz?

>>74292412
haha xD

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>why yes I post images of the host of a second rate game show on itv

>>74292412
screeching but at the same time feel a bit sad that some people actually live like this

cage fighting with the lads in 10 minutes, wish me luck

just stole some runts bookmarks

New Gorillaz album is great desu

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RORKE VS RASHEED
SOUTHERNER VS NORTHERNER
NEET VS WAGIE
GRIME VS KPOP
/POL/ VS /LEFTYPOL/
VIRGIN VS NORMIE
THAILAD VS LISICKI
KEV VS TIM
JANNY VS EASTER
BRADLEY VS MITCHELL

Pointless is shit. It reminds me of a doctors waiting room

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This neet yank is absolutely seething

Bet they don't even get a bonus in America

Some autist I went to school with went on Pointless with his dad last year haha

https://pollmill.com/f/what-is-the-size-of-miyako-kurokawa-s-nipple-pfb1kwm/answers/new.html

tired of hearing about this gorillaz shite, going to add it to my filters

honestly i preferred my lfie on benefits to my life at the moment.

On benefits I could pay my share of my parents bills, buy nice ingredients and enjoy the days how i liked.

Working, I get a lot more money, but essentially that money is all to be spent on rent and saved up to go on a holiday on the meagre few free days i get in a year.

>>74292498
Give me a japanese bf la

>>74292498
hi

just imaginging biting into a warm nugget covered in gravy from KFC soothes me until i remember i don't have it

>>74292506
Humanz is a great album

>>74292362
why are you putting words in my mouth?

i earn £40000 a year and was so much happier on bennies desu. im virtually a slave to my boss and have no free time. neets dont know how lucky thye have it

>>74292487
dont think they have the dole?

>>74292472
>radical centrist
>radical midlander
>wagie
>grime
>none
>normie
>both nonces
>kev
>easter
>bradley

i wish i was still a neet, they have so much time to explore life and it's wonders. the life of working is akin to modern day slavery

Bobbin' me head to this one. Bit Japanese though but it's good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxyEAUg4IPw

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>>74292544
Awake my child for there is light from this wage slavery

>>74292544
this.

the money is really not even worth it if you aren't a normoid anyway.

>>74292544
how do you do, fellow wage slaves

mum: while you're living under my roof you do something with your life
me: *moves out*

Self-employed>NEET>>>>>>>>wageserf

>>74292544
Wish I earned this much, what do you do?

>>74292544
the west really needs to make it so bennies will only buy the bare minimum to survive. saw some nignog buying a full shopping trolley including lobster with his ebt card

>>74292544
falseflagging neet

>>74292580
rofl explore life yeah, they dont just sit on the internet all day and get drunk/high

>>74292544
Missing the point mate. You are more free than you think, as a productive member in society. You are more lucky than you think.

>be normie
>ahh good wages let me spend £200 on a night out where i wear expensive branded clothing an

>be abnormie
>ahh good wages come at the expense of time i'd rather spend doing relatively cheap hobbies such as browsing the internet or learning languages or skills online or reading or eating food or lifting weights

>>74292580
yeah but neets have no future prospects
what you really wish you were was a hot young girl who could travel and ride the cock carousel until she's late 20s when she just has to find some guy who wasted his youth working his way up the corporate ladder and marry him

the Edwardian Age was probably the closest thing humanity has ever had to a golden era

>>74292643
>what you really wish you were was a hot young girl who could travel and ride the cock carousel until she's late 20s when she just has to find some guy who wasted his youth working his way up the corporate ladder and marry him

I feel as though I'm destined to be the man in this situation, as are all the other 20 something guys where I work with no gf.

British should be proud for beating off the Germans so many times until they came
round

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>>74292638
>wage slavery
>free

I've run out of cigs lads. Mate offered me some baccy as well but I thought I'd be okay. Am I gonna go through the ashtrays?

>>74292643
really wish i was a girl so much.

>spend ages 18 to 30 camwhoring, prozzying it up, twitch whatever
>earn at least 8x whatever dumb wagey bois could dream of without really even doing much

my gf left me about 2 months after i got a job. she said I had no free time for her, or anything, and she was right. it's bloody exhausting working and I hate it. she's now with some neet who actually lives life to the full, like I used to.

>>74292639
so doing thing you enjoy

why the distinction? are you implying shitposting is better than going out?

>>74292665
Wow that dude has some funny pecs and one helluva small cock

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wot up homies

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*the sweet smell of sharts hits the job coach's nostrils as Cletus rolls up to the desk in his mobility scooter nibbling on a block of bright orange cheese*
>Well, howdy Cletus! I know it's been a tough time job searching for you this year, what with your wooden house being blown away in the hurricane and your momma's boyfriend Tyreese cheating on the woman in the next trailer park over, but you deserve a treat seeing as it's Christmas, so we've decided to award you a TEN BUCK bonus!
>YEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAWWWWWWW!!!!
*cletus rolls out of the American jobcentre at 1mph, firing his pistol in the air and calls his mother on his cell phone when he catches his breath
>Momma, throw away that roadkill! It's KFC festive value buckets on me this year!

>>74292692
>sitting at a machine doing one thing all day is the equivalent of engineering, manufacturing, marketing, etc. a product
ah yes

post your asmrfu

https://youtube.com/watch?v=sH1w4yq-6yU

Never been NEET. From my memories of the first year of uni before I got a job, can't imagine I'd thrive as one

>>74292710
No I'm implying that a normie has the incentive to earn lots of money, his utility from money is higher than the run of the mill autist who doesn't really value conspicuous expenditure or expensive things. Thereofre the autist should value his leisure time more than a normie does.

not a value judgement as to which use of money is better.

>>74292745
>the boss does all that
HOWLING he gets people to do that for him

when I was a neet, I was surrounded by energetic go getters, who loved living. They were intelligent and deep thinkers. Now im surrounded by boring sheep, incapable of original thought. I fear I am becoming like them as the inevitable toll of the working life consumes me.

>>74292692
this is really glossing over the marketing, distribution and sales work that your average labourer couldn't work out how to do without someone teaching him

>>74292761
yes, he coordinates specialized people to do specific tasks in order to make the product successful. some twat at a machine all day is not "making" the product. it is a joint effort

>there are jobless leeches actually advocating being a leech and claiming they're doing better in life

screeching

blair fucking ruined the youth of this country

>>74292780
>the boss does that
But he doesn't others do it for him you wagecuck
>>74292804
Qhat makes you think they can't coordinate themselves?
>twat
FOY

always have a little howl to myself thinking about the moment the neets realise how much they have fucked their life and wont be able to provide for any family they may have and have zero value to society

>>74292665
CUSTODIAN GET OVER HERE

>>74292734
yo who put my lil nigga in the microwave

Been working on muscle for years and I have finally reached my goal body. Going to start doing some boxing and martial arts now. Very interested in krav maga.

>>74292839
I'm not NEET.

I'll also never have a family and am also of no value to society, doing an office job that anyone else could be trained to do easily.

Only difference is I paid nearly 10k in tax last year

>>74292839
>tfw most wagecucks won't be able to provide for families either

house prices are too high and as a response fewer people are forming households.

The value people are creating in society is stored in wealth that is held by a gilded few.

I'm not a NEET, but the wagey is not a desirable position in and of itself.

>>74292852
post body?
krav maga is shit by the way, you don't spar ever so it's basically just dancing. Do something with a lot of sparring if you want to learn to fight

used to have a job, earned £30000. now im on the dole. I can tell you life now is immeasurably better. I live life for myself, not to earn uniformly cut pieces of paper for another being. My time is my own, and I do as I please. I truly am the king of my own life now.

>>74292852
t. fat cunt

doing a listen to some Ludovico Einaudi again

>>74292879
And how do you spend all this time you have ?

>>74292817
because they are laborers who didn't have any schooling or experience in how to market, engineer, design, etc., that's why it is better for the jobs to be specialized for several people with different skills to come together in a hierarchy rather than a bunch of laborers with no idea what they are doing arguing all day, stupid cunt

>tfw work in retail banking

Pure hell. I'd rather work for fucking Farm Foods or something

>>74292875
What the fuck would you know, you fucking pathetic paki runt?

>the average person watches 25 minutes of porn per week
>i watch more than that per day
ah yes, that would probably explain the ol' lack of sex then eh?

>>74292875
>krav maga is shit by the way, you don't spar ever so it's basically just dancing.
Isn't it the opposite? I thought krav maga was supposed to be based around real world situations. Hell, it's even used by the Israeli military.

Applied for American Express card with sole intention of increasing costs for retailers I don't like.

>so lads, i've decided to give you all a pay raise
>nice one boss, is the factory making more money now?
>no
>are we more valuable to you than we were, and you're competing for our labour?
>no, your labour is worth the same
>why the raise?
>there was this cartoon...

>>74292896
learning new things, partaking in hobbies, reading and considering new philosophies.

just go to self-defence classes. all you need in reality.

It's a myth that your time is all you're own when you're a NEET desu. They make you do like 40 hours of job search every week, plus going on training courses, mandatory interviews at shit jobs like call centres that they arrange for you, CV workshops, pointless training courses.

And if you're NEET for long enough, they put you on the work programme which basically means you sit in the offices of some private company for a week and sit in front of a computer for hours just applying for jobs while someone watches over you.

All this for fucking fifty quid a week.

The only way you can live a good life as a NEET is if you're family are rich and willing to provide for you, like a little babby.

>>74292874
yes they will, you are delusional

>>74292907
Yes but do these specialized people get specialties because of their boss? No they got education. The boss is unnecessary. An example of this is co ops

>>74292948
Ford and Cadbury unironically did shit like this.

They believed having healthy happy workers made them more productive.

Instead now we have racing to the bottom

>>74292981
Ford was an anti-semite.

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>learning new things, partaking in hobbies, reading and considering new philosophies.

>>74292952
such as? Those are generic buzzwords, what are YOU actually doing with the time you have by choosing to reject the social norm of employment?

>>74292996
So fuck

>>74292896
shitposting

>>74292962
that's only if you're on JSA.

>>74292981
Google did it too and its working ok for them

>>74292948
Except this never happens as bosses put parofit before people
>inb4 cherrypicking

>>74292927
>I thought krav maga was supposed to be based around real world situations
it sort of is, but they use the excuse that "this is too deadly to spar with" or something along those lines, so you only ever practice the moves on a compliant partner who's not fighting back and allows you to do the moves. Obviously this doesn't transfer well into real fighting, where you will be against a resisting opponent. The "krav maga" taught in israel is different from what's taught elsewhere, it's basically just mma with some bits about how to hit someone with a rifle etc

>>74292996
and?

>>74292875
>krav maga
>dancing
ummmm no
krav maga was developed for the IDF and Israeli security forces. it's not glorified dancing like most martial arts.

>>74292952
>wanking on the couch

>>74293025
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>>74293025
>>74293025
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>>74292996

>>74293014
i googled 'did it too and its working ok for them'
now what?

>hey lads I've decided to give you all an equal share of the factory's income
>wahey
>bad news though, we have to shut down because the factory across the road invests its money in expansion and increasing product quality instead of handing it out to the workers and now we can't compete

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>>74292962
>50 quid a week

>>74292981
Based Cadbury, Bournville is a very nice place to live

>>74292980
and the boss didn't get an education in business management? who is going to make major corporate decisions that laborers would have no idea what to do? who is going to communicate between the different sectors of the business? you're a deluded twat if you think le they can all come together and le agree upon something :)

>>74293105
Of course we can't under capitalism as profit is more important .

>>74293153
yeah, just ignore everything I said before that, nice. you have no argument against a properly structured business hierarchy

>>74293179
You're talking about BUSSINESS ideas to male more money....
>implying the boss knows more thsn the people who do the job

I would like a labour government to put more money and regenerate my area better, but maybe it would be better to have a labour govt in a few years rather than now considering the current political climate

>>74293209
>You're talking about BUSSINESS ideas to male more money....
no, I'm not you fucking idiot
>implying the boss knows more thsn the people who do the job
yeah, I am implying the boss knows more about the business than some cunt sat at a machine all day

>>74293276
No the worker knows more about his job he works at than a boss who does something completely different

>>74293327
his job that the boss created and outlined exactly what he is supposed to do? hmmmm

>>74293379
>be me worker
>go down into t' mines
>mfw someone tells me i need a boss to tell me how to mine

>>74293465
yep, you do. because he coordinated the trainer to teach you to mine, gave you your pickaxe, and the location where you'll be mining.

>>74293532
Why can't the trainer coordinatevwith me without a boss? You're such a mong

>>74293571
because freelance mining training would be retarded and would not make the trainer any money. where does the miner then go work after he gets training? the local mining company. so it makes sense to have a trainer in the mining company
can't even comprehend how retarded you are

>>74293652
It's not freelance though is it retard. They organize into trade unions and decide drmocratically

>>74293695
hahahahahahaha
so you don't know what freelance means
also just ignores the rest of my post again
give it a rest kiddie, you have no idea what you're on about

>>74293786
>NUH uh your wrong
CREASING

>>74293822
ah yes, no argument. I think I'll stop here as you are clearly too retarded to understand how a business functions or what freelance means.

>>74293867
lad YOU didn't give an argument
>stop here
>Im just 2 smart XD