Vikings zero contribution to HumanKind

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>>74290832
>but they left no trace.
wut?

>>74292023
No testimony... nothing...

Spain contributed nothing to humankind

>>74290832
>spaniards are so lazy they can't come up with proper bait

>>74292099
wut?

i guess you could say we didn't raid america like some uncivilized tribe, unlike spain

>>74292099
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norse_colonization_of_North_America

What testimony? Good luck interviewing the ghost of kang goatfucker bonesmasha

>>74290832
We built nice ships n shiet

Talking about the Vikings here, not what other have or have not contributed.

Every civilization, in contact with another one, specially if superior, does learn and take things for it to improve their own. These ones didn't.

what's more subhuman that your average nordic "viking"?

a ginger nordic "viking"

It seems they did have some concerns about human higene; more than most Europeans of that time,

>>74292296
is this why sweden is like africa these days?

>>74292227
Like Vikings raided England and Europe in a very "civilized" and educated manner... sacking and raping.

>>74292336
yeah we liked to take a bath while the rest of Europe smelled like shit

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>>74292296
they did take though

they looted and killed every under defended coastline village and took everything they could haul back onto their getaway boats. Including slaves.

They still try to take Polish children away from us.

>>74292365
Africa is a whole different issue... anthropological reasons, basically.

>>74292156
>imblying your country didn't contribute Christianity
>imblying your country didn't contribute their governance

>>74290832
The Vikings gave us statehood. Thanks to the Swedes.

>>74292378
>Like Vikings raided England

That was the danes. We came in peace, just ask the irish and scots. They loved us

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>>74292473
ahem... rurik was a finn

>>74292495
cuck

were Swedes the most civilized Vikangz?

>>74292473
russians are spawns of vikings

>>74292500
>rurik was a finn
Stupid Finnish propaganda.

>Jaakko Häkkinen with the University of Helsinki has later argued that the Rurikid N1c1 lineage can in fact be traced back to Scandinavia.

>>74292582
They wish.
There are no traces of it in Russian genes.

Definitive Northern Europe ranking of niceness of countries

1. Denmark
2. Finland
3. Sweden
4. Norway
5. Iceland

>>74292336
yeah well hauling ass on your trireme on its way to pillage and plunder a yuropean coastal village while going through a storm you'll take a good long shower like it or not.

>>74292578
>were Swedes the most civilized Vikangz?

Yes probably, bucuz they were no vikangz just ordinary goths

>>74292628
Jaakko can argue as he likes

>>74292578
Yes, most runes from vikings are in current day Sweden.

Danes were too fucking stupid to scribble something on stone even

>>74292637
>Norway, almost last
Okay that's it. We will bring back Elrubius. Who's gonna entertain you now scumbag!?!

>>74292582
Only northern Russians (living in Novgorod or Ladoga now) may be the descendants of the Vikings.

>>74292718
why are Swedes so superior to the rest of Scandinavia at almost every point in history? truly amazing in my view

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>>74292718
Are you retarded? Viking culture obviously had its center in Denmark

>>74292768
aka, finns

That tv show isn't a documentary. Study real history.

>>74292750
Sorry I didn't like you guys in The Thing very much.

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Sweden has always copied everything from us, even to this day. Their language is a retarded version of ours, their flag is a retarded version of ours and their society is a retarded version of ours. We basically civilized them

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>Spaniards still being this butthurt that we discovered America before them
>Spaniard has no job so lashes out at those who do to try to salvage what´s left of his pride

>>74292578
swedes weren't vikangz sadly

>>74292769

they werent as superior back then as they are now

like a good wine, sweden only improves with age.

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>>74292099
guess who descended from this motherfucker

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>>74292769
Who knows, Denmark has always suffered from inferiority complex as is evident by the dane in this thread.

Honestly they cling so badly to vikangz because there's not much else in their history.

>>74292864
>the thing
We was the good guys, americans the stupid ones. Stupid americans shot a norwegian just becuse of a stupid dog which was an alien monster

>>74292796
Yes. And the Finns as well. But the Finns are the indigenous inhabitants of those places. Russians, Vikings and others -- strangers in those lands.

>>74292944
>sweden only improves with age.

>>74292891
Polynesians did it before you, mr. Wewuz

>>74292230
> Viking education

>>74292984
[citation needed]

We Iclanders left hundreds of farms in the New World and Greenland. Where are the Polynesian mainland settlements?

>>74292964
they shot him only because he was acting like a viking

>>74292891
TELL ME ANONS, HOW BASED WERE WE?
>Expel a uncivilized group of bandits from Norway, send them away in boats
>The bandits find new lands and calls it Iceland
>We find out about it and annex it, now it's Norway

>>74292378
>vikangz founded a ton of towns in dublin
>colonized iceland n shiet
>"fucking savages"

>>74293229
WE

>>74293229
Not quite impressing. Is it everything for 2-3 thousands years?

>>74293204
The shitty part
>danes sucks Napoleon's dick
>Napoleon loses
>Denmark-Norway union broken up by the allies
>The allies gives norwegian clay called Iceland to Denmark WTF
>Danes can brag about being explorers n shiet, finding Iceland

>>74293506
what makes you think that's everything?

>>74293631
No one here has ever mentioned anything else

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>>74292978

But it does

>>74293546
Worst part
>Danes try as hard as they can to erase the icelandic language for good by forcing every child to learn danish at school

What the fuck was your problems potato sounding danes? Tried to erase a pretty language like the icelandic one for a butt ugly sounding danish one???

>>74293063
Lol Vikings got btfo by native stones. Polynesians left genetic evidence behind

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>>74293849
We did it with you so why is it such a big deal when it comes to Iceland?

>>74290832
>Now, watching TVSeries "Vikings"
I stopped after 15 minutes into the first episode because of that horrible english they spoke with some kind of norwegian accent. My autism just cant handle that

>>74292891

Iceland glory days was when everyone was a neet raiding farms and raping inbred ugly anglo wymen all day.

Us too. But goldmines instead of farms and kuruminhas instead of anglo wymen.

We win.

>>74293986
Well norwegians was stupid as well. Tried to force the norwegian language (which isn't the real norwegian language anyway) over to the native samis. It did go well for a peroid before everything went downhill. Now they litterally owns us. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qA7GDkKZJk

>>74293804
>discovered america 500 years before columbus
>sail from canada (leif eriksson) to persia (ingvar the far-travelled)
>were given the land we know today as normandy, creating what we know as the normans
>muh north sea empire
>muh rurik, muh rus' (ffs even the name "russia" is norse in origin)
>were the bodyguards of the roman emperors
>traded with everyone, from inuits to buddhists
>founded dem towns in the british isles, colonized quite a bit
i mean, why does saying things like this cause so much butthurt? sacking a few monasteries/ towns were hardly out of the ordinary back then

>>74292415
Why would anyone even want Poolish children?

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>>74292795
>Viking culture obviously had its center in Denmark

>>74292944
>Sweden
>Superior
If Sweden had played their cards right they could have unified Scandinavia in the 19th century like Germany and Italy but instead fucked it up by going for neutrality and let Norway go in the early 1900's. If Sweden had just used the momentum for Scandinavian unity from the Schleswig War instead of muh neutrality Scandinavia very well could be a federalized state right now.

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>>74292628
>can in fact be traced back to Scandinavia
That doesn't make it a North Germanic lineage, though.

>>74294528
Federalized states are generally shit compared to unitary states.

>>74294453
Ask the Nazis and Norwegians.
>>74294502
>>74292795
Viking culture had its roots in East Germanic people, specifically Goths.

>>74294528
Thank god that didn't happened then, considering how retarded Swedish politicians are.

they were pretty shit warriors but at least they knew how to do sailing and poetry.

as a kid I liked vikings almost as much as romans.

A.D. 980-1016

It is always a temptation to an armed and agile nation
To call upon a neighbour and to say: --
"We invaded you last night--we are quite prepared to fight,
Unless you pay us cash to go away."

And that is called asking for Dane-geld,
And the people who ask it explain
That you've only to pay 'em the Dane-geld
And then you'll get rid of the Dane!

It is always a temptation for a rich and lazy nation,
To puff and look important and to say: --
"Though we know we should defeat you, we have not the time to meet you.
We will therefore pay you cash to go away."

And that is called paying the Dane-geld;
But we've proved it again and again,
That if once you have paid him the Dane-geld
You never get rid of the Dane.

It is wrong to put temptation in the path of any nation,
For fear they should succumb and go astray;
So when you are requested to pay up or be molested,
You will find it better policy to say: --

"We never pay any-one Dane-geld,
No matter how trifling the cost;
For the end of that game is oppression and shame,
And the nation that pays it is lost!"

REMOVE DANES.

>>74292795
probably around viken (viken=viking), which was kinda disputed territory between norway and denmark

>>74293927

Nice Pepe

>>74294582
It's obvious they can only have Germanic roots, as colonization of those wretched lands could only have come from the South, through current Germany and Denmark. Nothing to be expected from the easterns wastelands, now called Russia.

>>74290832
>2 million Bronze Age people contributed NOTHING in the 200 years of their existence

I though this was a well agreed upon thing.

>>74292795
>Are you retarded? Viking culture obviously had its center in Denmark

It's started in western Norway, somewhere around Bergen according to a BBC documenary which referred to some written anglo monk thingy.

>>74294875
Indeed... but the question is precisely why didn't take back home the knowledge the others (Saxons and Franks) held. A miserable crossbow in the series is the only thing they seem to take back. Learning how to make glass windows seems quite obvious...

>>74294912
It's a nonsensical statement to begin with. It's like asking where the cultural center of the US or Norway is. There's as many answers as there are people.

When you come into contact with a superior civilisation, you always take something:

The US contacted with Mexico during the 1845 war... and came home with Tequila, Tacos and Enchiladas...

>>74295006
That's what the monks wrote down, complain to the monks not me. "They (vikings) came from somewhere outside of Bergen.

>>74295107
bergen wasn't even founded at the time the vikangz began their business

>>74295107
I meant what the dane said, that you responded to.

>>74295156
Hordaland then god damn it. It was the BBC documentary guy which stod in Bergen and said that the vikangs came from somewhere close around there

Ancient Chinese ships were discovered on the coasts of California, way older before the Vikings arrived, so there's that. Anyway the only people that did something were the Spanish followed by the Brits and the French.

>>74294748
There is hardly any trace of Germanic activity in Russia. If the Viking story was true, then there would be a lot of Scandinavian babies in Russia, it simply isn't the case.

There is a lot of Finnic genes in Russia though.

>>74295313
Any Viking genes in Nativa American Indians ???

I mean, the Vikings did f*** everything with 2/4 legs.

>>74295271
If what BBC and the monks claims are true, that the first kangz came from somewhere close to Bergen then it can only mean one thing, that "striler" was the first kangz. Some Bergen people claims that striler are a very loud group of rural people and that they have no problems to pick fist fights with others, it's an sport for them.

>>74295742
Can these be the descendants of the first kangz? According to monks they probably are https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdDeePd7pt0&feature=youtu.be&t=38

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>>74292495
>the irish loved us
This man would disagree