Americans are just waking up

hello america you are good vcountry aha eysd

Go back to sleep obese

>>74290575
Please no bully

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Good morning America don't forget to take your sleeping shoes off

Thank you frens

Thanks bbys

Check the bullet forecast and don't forget to wear your outdoor vest. With the warmer months comes increased mass shootings.
Don't throw your lives away; corporations need you.

Fuck the Ameriturds.

Did you tip the alarm clock for waking you up?

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>>74292762
BUT I LOVE YOU AMIGO

Sleeping with a loaded gun is not only a right, it's a basic human need. THEY CAN'T TAKE THIS AWAY FROM US!

>>74290536
Daily reminder to shoot all bald eagles at sight, they're a god damn pest.

Gob dless amerikka.

is it true that americans sleep with their guns?

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>>74290536

Most of those posting under the US flag on /int/, are self-hating whites and millennial progressives of the following type:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKZ-P97PgxA

They desire the transformation of the United States into a non-white country, and are actively leading the charge to turn it more diverse and multicultural, while marginalizing the white males and reducing their social and economic power. They are all multiculturalists, progressives, race mixers, supporters of homosexuality and trans rights, and Islamic apologists.

Every American aged 20-35, can be considered a progressive. They despise the United States more than any non-American on /int/ is capable of.

>>74293152
i mean its in my nightstand not under my pillow

>>74293218
Are automated turrets not in the constitution?

>>74292788
That's a good question, really.
Do Americans tip their local mohel or is the foreskin enough?

>>74293218
Keep it right next to my bottle of whiskey and my bible under there

>>74290536
Get up! Moving targets are harder to shoot!

>>74293331
nighty night. and if jebediah steps one foot on my property ill shoot him DEAD! god bless.

>>74293165
>They desire the transformation of the United States into a non-white country
The USA was never a "white" country, you fucking moron. America has never been an ethno-state.
Fuck off back to /pol/.

>>74293097
Killing a bald eagle would result in more prison time than killing a human.

>>74293688
But they're just more angry looking pidgeons.

DEATH TO AMERICA

>>74292820
CHI

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Dog bless :-DDDDD

>>74293759
And Sweden is just the faggier Norway

>>74293864
Fuck I should have bet the over for today

>>74293922
Ah, so this is the power of American "banter"