/brit/

doing a procrastinate

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consider yourself BTFO

imagine being phimolad.

*shudders*

Hate it when people on /brit/ try to cheer me up. Not ungrateful. Just don't like sympathy is all.

And 'Mosis cried unto the Lord, saying: 'Snip him now, O God, I beseech Thee.

imagine being

*shudders*

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>he's not voting for labour and the establishment of a british worker's republic

anyone remember pigfuck?

>>74287372
its more boring than anything else

>>74287375
I've probably given myself away since there's a single autistic leaf who rage posts for several hours and gets a shred of sympathy out of you lot of irreverent punks.

It makes me several times more depressed everytime I reach that point in a night of shitposting.

how are you going to waste your bank holiday lads?

>>74287391
>Labour having British-focused interests
fucking lol

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I am a solid 6/10!

Aaahhhh hmmmm yes....

>>74287375
its not sympathy its pity

>>74287450
smoke weed and consume internet media

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tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGGlqKQw7Xs

>>74287462
FOB (fuck off beautiful)

>>74287468
meant for >>74287433

>>74287433
>thinking i should catch up on work I need to finish
>procrastinating doing that
>spending the entire day in this limbo that i shouldn't do stuff like go out or cook, but not actually doing anything productive

just like every weekend.

haha lads weed :pp

you know im 39 right?

>>74287415

funny how phimolad stopped posting about phimosis once he became known for posting about phimosis

>>74287467
Close enough.

depressed people should just go fucking kill themselves

pathetic wankers

Where are you lads gonna move if Brexit sends this country down the shitter?

what 'nography should I 'ank to lads?

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>>74287502
there's only so much to say

NEED turtle to get online

>>74287522
use your imagination

>>74287519
Scotland

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>>74287341
You're doing it wrong

luca, ed, jordan you here lads?

>>74287405
from /fa/ looooooll
he posted here?

phimolad can't you just wank to loosen your 'skin by wanking

my 'skin used to be too tight until i started stretching it out more

it stung a lot at the time but i'm glad i can pull the 'skin back all the way now :^)

>>74287522
gay scat

>>74287572
>luca
is that turtlemong?

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Vote for her if you want to prosper.

deano, brucey, johno you here lads?

>>74287572

ed and jordy are long gone kidda

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>>74287552
this

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Good to see a Melanin sister

oi jordan check ur fb man

>Tfw don't have 'mosis
>tfw have a frenulum breve instead

in other words my banjo string is a bit short and it restricts how far my foreskin can be pulled back.

>>74287589
>expecting him to make the slightest bit of effort to improve his life
lol no. he just wants to post about his sad sack life on /brit/ and get attention.

daz you fucking mad cunt you here mate just heard back from davo its on later

Is phimo lad also the turtleneck lad?

How freudian...

would much rather have breve than phimo

>>74287600
yeah m8
sup lad

>>74287552
>thaifaggot supports internet surveillance

hm

I'm not personally familiar with phimosis, but when I need to open a tightly sealed item, I get it under hot water for a while. Phimolad can try that. Things expand when they get hot.

Hugo, Felix, Cornelius - you lads here?

>>74287589
wanking does nawt

>>74287657
A lot of things get loose when things get hot x

>>74287639
breve isn't too bad ngl
tad of lubrication and it works fine.

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>>74287552

oi why is server so cheap? am i get scam?

https://www.soyoustart.com/us/game-servers/

Trev m8 you online?

>he just wants to post about his sad sack life on /brit/ and get attention.

So literally 90% of /brit/

>>74287657
doesn't do anything its too extreme

>>74287600
*raises paw*
over here m8

phimos parents should literally give him a couple of hundred dollars and kick him out for a month or two.

>>74287661

refuse to believe this, it took a while but eventually worked for me

STILL no fur gf
need a big cat bitch with fat tits

>>74287684
trev did the ol' 'cide

>>74287702
Have you tried raising the temperature?

Maybe even a sauna. Your foreskin will expand so much it just comes loose and you can fold it back and just leave it like that. No more phimosis.

>>74287648
There's some things in the Labour manifesto I like, There's some things in the Tory manifesto I don't like. Doesn't change the fact that Labour can't run a party rn, let alone a country. Imagine wanting to let those daft twats negotiate brexit.
>>74287683
Shared servers, it's reasonable if a company has more space than it can sell.

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look, an excuse for you childish degenerates to play with your pitiful baby cocks

lacking porpoise in life.

MUST respond if your name is called:

wolfgang
leonidas
patrick
desmond
shu shu
xena

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>>74287756

new
>>>/b/731130449
>>>/b/731130449
>>>/b/731130449
>>>/b/731130449
>>>/b/731130449
>>>/b/731130449

>>74287748

> Shared servers

what are the downsides of using a shared server?

>>74287769
How did you know my name is Shu-Shu? haha. *sassy tut*

>>74287777
none that you'll notice.

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Woah

glad I never fell for the coffee meme and avoided turning into a mindless drug addict substance slave

>>74287748
tories aren't going to negotiate any better, you're a dolt if you think that the UK has that much leverage.

Nissan came knocking on Mays door right after the referendum threatening to leave the UK if brexit didn't go there way. That is your first insight into the way the considerations the tories are taking into the negotiation with them.

May is post-truth. She plays on people's fears. She'll let the daily mail and express publish propaganda of how much of a brave warrior she is, when in fact she is as much a globalist syncophant as the rest, if not more so.

>also the false labour-conservative dichotomy
fuck off.

>>74287797
same

>>74287796
>1 in 3 billion
dont understand this statistic

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>what did you call my gf?

Going to sleep in an hour. Busy, busy I am, me. So much business to attend to in the evening.

>>74287722
they couldn't do it
dads not that hands on and mums just as big a defeatist as me

>>74287836
alri deano

Reckon negro sounds much more offensive than nigger 2bh

>>74287815
Let's say everything you're saying is true, you've still voted in a daft twat that can't even lead his own party.

Brexit is going to be fucked

Used to back her but May hasn't got a clue

>>74287795
have a gf that looks like this but better lads :)

>>74287860
>false labour-tory dichotomy
damn you cannot even read can you?

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Excuse me what did you just say?

recommend me a game to buy on steam lads

>>74287789

i think they're dedicated anyway, the game servers are listed under "dedicated servers".

loving all these brit runts who realised how much they fucked up a year after they signed their own death warrants

>>74287871
Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.
>>74287884
I can, I chose not to because the alternatives are retarded and even you know it.

>>74287836
>This is a super deano that has ascended past a super deano. Or i would juts like to call it Super Deano 2.

Offensiveness scale of things to call a black person:
>Negro
>Nigger
>Nigga
>Boy
>Black
>Individual of melinated complexion

>>74287886

Had a pvt with her on mfc

>actually shilling for theresa may

cannot imagine being this mcuh of a KEKold.

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Hello /brit/
Amiugly?

>>74287886
is he hoverhanding ???

HAHAHA

WE ARE FUCKED

>5) EU side were astonished at May's suggestion that EU/UK expats issue could be sorted at EU Council meeting at the end of June.

>11) Juncker countered that Britain will now be a third state, not even (like Turkey) in the customs union: "Brexit cannot be a success".

>12) May seemed surprised by this and seemed to the EU side not to have been fully briefed.

>16) "The more I hear, the more sceptical I become" said Juncker (this was only half way through the dinner)

https://twitter.com/JeremyCliffe/status/858810953353367552

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>Ed will never actionpost on /brit/ again

>>74287905
>I can, I chose not to because the alternatives are retarded and even you know it.
no more retarded than the tories and that is what i want to stress.

This idea that theresa may is a common-sense choice is farcical, for the reasons I've outlined.

>>74287922
yes

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/brit/ use to be really good back in the day

>>74287922
she must be pulling a face on purpose

>>74287965
its awful these days desu

Does anyone else remember when Phimolad posted here? Good times.

Reckon it constituted the canonical glory days of this place.

>>74287953
why does Ed get all the recognition i did a majority of those posts FFS ree haha

>>74287956
Your whole argument relies on assumptions that we're fucked before we even begin so give me an alternative that'll be an improvement.

>>74287934

Juncker is a weapons grade bellend, don't believe a word that comes out of his mouth

workers of the world, run to the top of the mountain

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Wise

>>74288004
they all have brains too

>>74287985

gonna be a sad day when phimo and turtle leave forever

maybe new /brit/ identities will emerge but they'll have big shoes to fill

might have to set Tim up with a trip

>>74288004
Not ALL women have vaginas! So cis-normative. *sassy tut*

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>brexit will be a failure
For the EU maybe. One of their only first world countries is leaving.

>>74288004

Bit sexist implying some women dont have brains desu

>>74288004
made me do a think

>>74287990
>fucked before we even begin
no that's not my argument. my argument is that the tory priorities in brexit will be about appearing to be tough on the EU whilst playing syncophant to the multinational firms and foreign capital that flows into this cunt.

That is a risky strategy and it's safer to go with a party that has a clearer more coherent strategy.

>>74288041
>safer to go with a party that has a clearer more coherent strategy.
such as?

>>74287989

who are you?

>>74288023
Howling, knew I'd find some feminist cunt

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How does it make you feel knowing that this nignog has blown his love custard deep inside Palvin's vagina whilst you sit shitposting creepy anime images on a Sri Lankan cake decorating board?

>>74287985
are you kidding you new-runt

it's your generation of brit migrants that saw this place disintegrate into obscurity

kill yourself

>>74288035
north east france is so dire

>>74287989

it was more than just ed but i think he popularized it

>>74288028
We here right now are the greatest generation. Future /brit/-posters will speak about the hijinx we got up to. I know for one that this place will be considerably more dreary and boring when I'm gone. Relish these days.

>>74288004
what if they have vaginismus

>>74288075
>north france is so dire

>>74288071
t. freshie

>>74287991
True desu

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Had sex the other day for the first time and it was the best moment of my life
>tfw I realise how much I've been missing out

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>it's your generation of brit migrants that saw this place disintegrate into obscurity
>kill yourself

>>74288058
Don't care.

>>74288054
literally the inventor of action posting you helpless little peon

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>nignog

>>74287991
Lol you're delusional.

Brexit can only be a train wreck, and May's government is packed with morons to boot.

>>74288105
Of course you don't, virgismo.

>>74287985

runtposting/actionposting era was my fave but i've only been here for like probably less than 1 and a half years

>>74288050
literally any of the alternatives.

can you not see how the undecided tactic of looking tough but trying to appease pro-EU/global interests can potentially be ruinous.

Lib Dems and Labour would probably go for an explicit Brexit-lite. That would quell uncertainty, be easier to mangle out and probably wouldn't cost too mcuh to the economy + it would be brexit at the end of the day.

Trying to maintain corporate intersts by maintaining access to the single market whilst trying to be combatative on other aspects is an incoherent policy. I mean even UKIP's fuck the EU strategy is better, because at least they're picking a side and sticking with it.

>>74288097
My first time was clunky and awkward lol

esoteric jahanism

>>74288092
>France is so dire

>>74288121
>I'm a virgin for not caring about something that doesn't involve me

>>74288092
also the area that looks very similar to england
maybe theres a correlation

lovely day for a dart of heroin lads

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>Brexit can only be a train wreck, and May's government is packed with morons to boot.

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haha oi Ed reply to me on facebook

E-Ed? Ed...are... are you there Ed?


........Ed?

a lot of lads now go on about how they liked runtposting but I rarely got any (You)s for it at the time
hmm

>>74288058

she looks like she wouldn't be that attractive without makeup on

>>74288106
well why the FUCK did you stop then you gormless twit

>>74288145
Yeah, here mate. I'm called Ed

>>74288143
haha love you make look after yourself ok we can't have you dying now can we

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZagrO1C8UUY

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>>74287934
we've royally fucked it

why don't we just cancel it and tell the EU "look, we're doing this out of kindness but be warned, that's what happens if we don't get what we want" then carry on like nothing happened

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>>74288128
Well Lib-dems aren't even an option if we're being sensible and we're back to Corbyn being a useless twat. In fact it's a waste of time even arguing about it because the Tories are going to smash it anyway.

>>74288145

j-jordy?

>>74288139
You seem very upset, Virginboy

seeing a lass today lads

Ed > any other bruce

>>74288174
Jesus mate stop fucking same fagging. It's fucking pathetic. No one cares

>>74288153
hmmm
will keep this in mind

>>74288185
how much is she charging per hour?

Reckon I'd rather enjoy being one of those millionaire wallstreet types. I rather like money and the idea of having quite a lot of it sounds alright I guess.

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>>74288162
gimmicks come and go lad

what is eternal is....................PEPE!

hahahahahaha pepe'd!

but really everyone got sick of it

>>74288184
Why do you care so much about my dick?

>>74288198
I agree.

t. Ed

>>74288202
>don't post anything that doesn't agree with me

ah yes, the ol' burying your head in the sand tactic

>>74288205
1 spliff

>>74287934
All this does is prove how shit and tyrannical the EU is

>once you join us, you are here forever
>Try to leave and you will die

>>74288200
wtf he's not even doing anything

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>>74288209

i never got sick of it

is kerbal space programme an autistic game?

The problem with Pepe is that his face structure isn't right for an amphibian. I never got that.

>>74288207
I know. I'd just want to prance around in a nice suit all day though and not do the work. How would one achieve this?

>>74288216
I care about your mental health, permavirg

>>74288232
He was telling Ozil about the Armenian genocide

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>All this does is prove how shit and tyrannical the EU is
>>once you join us, you are here forever
>>Try to leave and you will die

>>74288225
This is probably what we get for trying to fuck up everything the EU tried to do for a decade.

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>>74288222
>inb4 shit roll
Haven't rolled in months

The problem with leafs is that they're not funny, not interesting and not wanted. I never got fat.

>>74288242
Life plan
>Make a lot of money
>Have a nice job
>Own several homes
>Have a car that goes fast
Still on the first part of the plan.

> spliffs

waste of weed desu

if your first name begins with a j you ARE a punk bitch

you people go on about Ed like you know him

but it was ME who actually met him

i remember it well - he was 10ft tall and the handsomest kindest man I ever did see

I think back to my time with Ed fondly

>>74288176
>Well Lib-dems aren't even an option if we're being sensible
that's a very good goy

what gets me is how you Brexit twats think the EU owes us anything?

if we could get a similar/better deal outside of the 'club' without having to pay anything towards its running then what's the point in it even existing

>>74288207
Sick of all this anti UK pro EU bollocks
>We were so stupid please let us back in!
>People I don't like voted for it, reverse it!
We'll be better off in the long run

>>74288176
>Well Lib-dems aren't even an option if we're being sensible
why? that isn't an argument. I provided arguments for my side and you're not providing any for yours.
>Corbyn being a useless twat and Tories are going to smash it anyway
ahh yes the media pushed a narrative and i believed it.

wouldn't mind getting shot right now

yanks are lucky cunts

>>74288284
But then you have to presumably do your job desu, don't care for that part

>>74288275
im usually quite regular in terms of rolling skills but theres always chances of fucking up and since its a windy day haha...

>>74288304
>what gets me is how you Brexit twats think the EU owes us anything?
Incorrect. What we believe is that we don't owe THEM anything.

have begun writing a journal

>>74288174
Well hopefully we'll need a second referendum once the actual details of Brexit are worked out, so we can vote it down then.

to any Bruce ITT

how accurate is Summer Heights High in representing Australian school life

>>74288295

not v nice

t. jack

>>74288304
There are a lot of people around who think we're vastly more important than we actually are.

We've been in decline for fucking ages but they won't admit it.

>>74288332
mate wtf referendums are anti-democratic

>>74288311
I've gotten off the politics horse lately, but thoroughly support Brexit. Younglings are over reacting.

>>74288333
public school life - quite

private school; i doubt so

>>74288345
>We've been in decline for fucking ages but they won't admit it.
Ah yes, the paki opinions

>>74288297
>>74288314
You're delusional if you think they have any kind of chance of even forming a coalition, the idea of an outright majority is insane.

>>74288176
>must list foreign workers
difficult because firms took in EU workers as though they were british therefore many firms do not even know which of their workers are from the EU and which are British.
>May without commons vote
failed

>plan to shame companies that turn down british staff
no?

>islamophobe
>still pushes the religion of peace diatribe

>axe to EU laws
>by keeping them in place

>>74288295
leave it out

>>74288344
im also t. jack and in school there was 9 other lads in my year with that name. And 2 in my uni course. Fucking ridiculous

>>74288327
we need them more than they need us

free trade deals with New Zealand and Botswana can't compare to the Single Market

>>74288332
I mean in a perfect world we'd get to the end of negotiations, lay out the deal we've been offered and have another vote but that will never fly in a million years

would be hilarious to see that happen though, the EU would be FUMING

>>74288333
fairly accurate in my experience

>>74288225
Oh fuck off. They just want the UK to pay off its commitments in return for a trade deal. They don't give a flying fuck about keeping us in the EU.

>>74288325
I usually vape and make edibles out of whats left

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Nearly a year on and Remoaners are still crying about it, haha

>>74288333

parts of it are

>>74288333
Pretty accurate 2bh

>>74288331
I would do that, but if somebody ever found it, I know where they'd send me. The looneybin. Haha.

>>74288304
Nobody except may thinks that though. The ordinary person doesn't give a fuck.

You moan about paki rape gangs yet you'll happily enable a nonce on /brit/

You lot are disgusting

>>74288373
>the media told me something and therefore i will act accordingly

fool

watching 13 reasons why
why are people so emotional today? ffs few bits of slagging and she gets suicidal. Weak bitch desu

gimmick idea to revamp /brit/: talk like our mums for a while hahaha

alright so the idea behind this gimmick is th-

*curtain closes*

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>>74288363
>>74288382
cool, thanks

good telly Tbh

>>74288380
>we need them more than they need us
What part of what you've quoted did you think this was necessary to post, you fucking amoeba?

>>74288311
>brexiter finally admits he's fucked his country for the next 10-15 years
>makes some strange claim about the distant future based on literally 0 evidence

>>74288407
yeah, come tell me that on election day mate. I'll look forward to it.

>mfw the conservatives fuck over the fithy chav runts who voted for brexit

@74288392
It's still a trainwreck.

>>74288406

haven't seen any evidence of him being a nonce

stop perpetuating fake news

>>74288420
we need them so we do owe them to keep them in favour

>>74288416

always loved second from the left

>>74288435
you're supposed to post an image when you say >mfw

>>74288434
mate you're unironically on the run from GCHQ for your extensive online noncery

why you'd voluntarily vote for such policies is beyond me.

>>74288389
>They just want the UK to pay off its commitments in return for a trade deal.
What commitments? We've put far more into their fucking fag club than we've taken out and now they're demanding we pay more, no doubt to fund social engineering programs in Poland.

KYS

>>74288445
any videos of her getting POMMED?

>>74288413
who could've guessed that suicidal runts are selfish cowards

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>>74288413
I know right? After being horribly bullied my entire life I've never thought about offing myself. I've just become a friendless recluse who'll die alone instead, haha

Single Market? no thanks mate

0% tariffs on lamb and kiwis from New Zealand? Step in to my office

>>74288455
ebin :D

>>74288433
Well son, once the refugee rape gangs roam wild on the streets of every major European city, and mummy may turns them away from Britain, you'll be thanking me and other patriots we voted brexit.

>>74288414
dont get it x

>>74288457
It's money we already promised, not some new bill they've pulled out of no where.

The EU as an institution is even more democratic than the UK

weird but true :)

>>74288442
A d they need us. So what's your fucking point, Ahmed?

itt we post our first names:
Aloysius

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>>74287934
FUGG

>>74288445
good taste, she's a spice

>>74288489
Alexander

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>Being expected to pay liabilities without receiving a proportionate share of the assets that have built up over time

>>74288489
Abdul

>>74288475
>mummy may turns them away from Britain
she won't though?
you think she'd voluntarily turn away cheap labour?

>>74288433
>>makes some strange claim about the distant future based on literally 0 evidence
Ah yes, like you freaks were telling us the economy would collapse and WW3 would break out in Europe?

>>74288475
Wow an unironic brexiteer. Everyone tell this guy to fuck off

>>74288475
>refugee rape gangs
reckon thatll make a good nsbm band name

>>74288489

Jack

The problem with Brexit has never been Brexit. It's remoaners. Like if a ship voted to leave a craggy harbour, but the 48% who lost just get pissy and sabotage the attempt to get to a better shore.

>>74288466
not as far as I know

>>74288487
no they don't

they'd like us out of convenience but you're a mug if you don't realise there is HUGE opportunity for EU countries to swallow up UK industries

>>74288457
Then we shouldn't have agreed to paying it in the first place.

And the EU is obviously beneficial to us otherwise May wouldn't be embarrassing herself trying to get a trade deal with them.

me mam always said do what you love. so when me teacher asked me to write down what i wanted to do, i wrote "pinter". the teacher said i forgot the "a" in painter, and i knew right then and there she didn't share my love for pints.

>>74288467
she is selfish desu. Always talking about how its their fault she died. Like she cut her own wrists not them lol

>>74288470
good man.

>>74288507
reminder we are still
in
the
european
union

>>74288481
>It's money we already promised,
When? Where?

>>74288538
The EU budget.

>>74288489
Eoin

>tfw live in the south in a really liberal upper middle class town
>tfw all the children have weird names like little leonetta and little rafferty and little amaya and little valeria

>>74288489
Balthazar

>>74288506
She will. Mummy may knows nobody wants that, she's against globalisation

>>74288526
>no they don't
You utter fucking clueless pleb.

just punched myself in the bollocks

hurts so good

>>74288538
>when?
2014 i think
>where?
in the most recent funding round for the EU budget which lasts until 2020

>>74288522
The Tories have a majority in parliament and have passed every Brexit bill easily.

The problem with Brexit can literally ONLY be Brexit.

>>74288485
not really though

and besides, who cares? we're a constitutional monarchy, not a democratic republic, and it's better that way

>>74287934
Fucking hell. May is tissue paper. It makes us all look weak.

the shit thing is without the UK vetoing everything in the EU they'll be able to pass more laws. They already wanted to pass hate speech and anti holocaust denial laws in 2006 but the UK and nordic states stopped them. Now it will just be the nordic states trying to stop them

*opens the warehouse doors to /brit/ to find a cold empty expanse, with but a few huddled invalids talking listlessly in the corner*

>>74288553
doubt it

Am unironically called Tim

>>74288538
they don't just do projects at a loss then do a whip around at commission meetings mate, you have to pledge and commit money throughout

>>74288533
Reminder you were claiming it would happen within 3 months of the referendum

>>74288567
Lel stay mad.

>>74288559
>She will. Mummy may knows nobody wants that, she's against globalisation

I don't get why people unironically think this. Tories were NEVER against globalisation.
>nobody wants that
the tories are the party of the globalist elites, not of 'everybody'. They will say 'we will reduce immigration to 10,000' just to get cretins like yourself to vote for them, whilst in fact letting in record number of migrants.

>>74288552
good Irish spelling

>This one Remain cuck that keeps replying to himself

Just ignore him ffs

>>74288608
100% Mick blood

>>74288550
So our financial commitments whilst we're still in the fucking EU? Witless cunt.

>>74288553
>tfw live in the Midlands in a conservative middle class town
>tfw all the children have bland names like Joshua and Joseph and William and Alfie and Oliver

>>74288413
i've unironically maintained the position that aside from bryce, she's the worst person in the entire story desu

>kills self and leaves no note for family
>leaves tapes to haunts people who did things from stop being friends with her over time next to a literal rapist
>tortures only guy who was always nice to her with tapes until his which is "lol u didnt cause my death but u need to hear this"

hannah sucks

>>74288489
My name is unironically Rasheed

>>74288567
you're such a mug, greatly overinflating the UK's importance

>G-Germany need our cars!
>Europe relies on the UK's FS sector!

>Lloyds? where are you going? Ireland? oh... okay
>HSBC what do you mean you're moving jobs out the UK
>Y-yes Mr Nissan of course we'll produce a bespoke deal for you just please don't leave`

>>74288575
I mean societally, not politically. The Captain may be the one who sits in the office, but if 48% of his crew and a few of his officers are really pissy and screwing up the process, shit won't get done.

>>74288597
i personally claimed nothing
back to the matter at hand, what evidence can you provide for us being likely to be "better off in the long run" from brexit?

>>74288602
Lel stay clueless

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>>74288613
>Th-this one Remain c-cuck

There are dozens of us, lad. DOZENS.

>>74288489
Amer

>tfw enough old people may have died between june last year and june this year to swing brexit back into our favour

>>74288633
>greatly overinflating the UK's importance
Done nothing of the sort. but you shitskins are revelling in trying to stick the boot in.

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>>74288613
>just one

>>74288657
>Remainer using a Corbyn reaction image
ironic

>They were nepotistic, disproportionately involved in crime, culturally prone to being violent both in petty situations and starting long-lasting blood feuds and vendettas, they along with the jews and scots were disproportionally responsible for selling and pushing slaves, sometimes directly abducting them. Like the other anon said, they'd be devout Catholics despite living lives of sin and vice. They did not assimilate and their previous culture was not compatible with US culture of the time. Also being inveterate drunks as a cultural practice didn't help much with that whole excessive crime rate thing.

guess who this post is referring to

>>74288635
Lol, who gives a shit what the public wants?

get in here

>>74287929
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>>74287929
>>74287929
>>74287929

>>74288684
irish or italians

>>74288673
it's called being a realist mate, I don't hide myself behind jingoistic patriotism

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You lads all seem to forget something about UK, we have nukes and the best armed forces in Europe. Worse Brexit case scenario we can just chimp out on the continentals.

>>74288674
>>74288657

Turns out there's two. An actual Lib Dem voter and an under 18.

>>74288684
Ulstermen.

>>74288690
a government that wants to be reelected does

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>mfw not a single one of these Remain cucks has any importance in the Brexit debate
>mfw they are going to be utterly helpless and powerless as they watch Britain leave the EU
Enjoy smashing your keyboard apart in your internet debates :¬)

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>>74288703
>it's called being a realist mate

>>74288684
too bad, wont read, time for new thread

>>74288622
more then me
my grandmother took the BEC

>>74288676
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SXTvsqUphMc

>>74288730
thanks for playing

>>74288712
Eh, we're en par with Germany and France.

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>>74285640
>>74285640
>>74285640

>>74288717
see
>>74288672
>>74288646
>>74288637

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>>74288757
>Eh, we're en par with Germany and France.
Ah yes, the clueless paki strikes again

>>74288778
Literally in the OTC.

Really, we need to work in conjunction with the French military to actually get anything done. We already train together.

>>74288848
>this is what pakis think