/brit/

Think I caught yellow fever lads

Think I caught nigger fever lads

Family especially are prone to trying to fuck you for being a human being. Most judgemental cunts on the planet. I have a whole big list of people I want to heem. Seriously.

I've had too much sand kicked in my face for having nothing to hide. They didn't deserve the fucking truth, and I shouldn't have given it to them. We're in a big ol' nest of schemes and other people's insecurity.

don't mind me fantasising about kidnapping the high school crush

I'm a real human bean for you

>>74284959
Reported for thought crime

shut the fuck up .

Canada please just try really hard to make good posts for once, even good shitposts will do

poop haha

shut the fuck up ...

>>74284983
>>74284990
I believe this fulfills the demand.

Team Canada carrying the thread, as usual.

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rhymes to chase a fake nigga down soon as I spot one

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So lads, about those churches...

going to restart my computer, brb

*gets schwifty*

>>74285000

I've seen footage- Death Grips

Think I'm going to hold a convention on dishonesty. Won't give the real date though.

>>74284952
you the somali?

*restarts my computer 20 times before this aussie does*
so this is the power of SSDs

found an awful post >>74285038

>>74285040
Would be interesting if I were. That guy and me should meetup at a convention of /brit/ leaf-ranters.

>>74285051
haunting

I wish i was Scottish and called Euan

>>74285079
slagz

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seeing the shrink tomorrow

want to talk with her about how bad my depression really is but i feel like i shouldn't because of reasons

i've gotten pretty good at hiding it

what the fuck happened to rap?

where is the hardcore gangster shit these days it's all soft ass niggaz dropping some weak ass shit

I usually hug my dates but this next one has abnormally large tits

Would hugging her be weird

May Day lads
About to pop out to crack some bourgeoisie skulls

>>74285111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmJefsOErr0

ah yes rap in 2017

>>74285095
Depression is actually common enough that it's one of the things I guess up to. You just can't let it get in the way when you have shit to do, and you can't share exactly how bad it is. Just, yeah, everyone gets a little bummed out.

Peaks and valleys. Short peaks and chasmous valleys.

book idea: dishonesty as a virtue (subtitle: and 100 other ways to pull the wool over people's eyes)

>>74285129
me on left

>>74285125
those niggaz be some homos for real

it wasnt even long ago that some real hood shit was comin out on a regular basis

https://youtu.be/jeycwAkdmZg

love(hate) pints

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>>74285160

Pint of Speights down the gullet
Three adderalls up the shitter

Wild to think the pyramids are older than the bible.

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>>74285124

Good lad

feels like i'm getting fat but i've been the same weight for 15 years

>>74285160
whats the point of rappers brandishing guns like that in a country where such guns are already legal?

>>74285111
all rap has ever been is macho posturing along the lines of "muh money", "muh dick" and "muh guns"

S U C C

will there ever be another vanilla WoW or was that the peak of MMORPG's?

don't know who I can vote for in local elections

Unilad

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The pyramids are old as shit. One of the first things the Egyptians built. It was put up at the dawn of civilisation.

Crazy reading really old books like Mirabilis Naturalis, and the pyramids are already referred to as ancient and timeless. The tallest man made structure for thousands of years.

Shows you what us humans are like. We pump out one really big thing, and then we just sort of don't bother again till the 19th century.

mumsies getting maccas for dindins
very happy

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>>74285260
wow is still fun

my guild just killed mythic gul'dan a few hours ago

quite an accomplishment

oh my god canada shut the fuck up

(note: this is a fake thread
on the real thread we'll all laughing at you faggots jajajajajajajajajaja)

disappointed that 'reddit spacing' became a thing. I've been posting in that style for close to a decade

>>74285264

me

>>74285276
so this is how the other half lives

https://www.soyoustart.com/us/game-servers/

why are these servers so cheap?

what's the catch?

Really hungover lads, supposed to be in work right now

>>74285127
depression is NOT a little bummed out you dumb normie

>>74285280

never played it but pretty much everyone who played vanilla said that those were it's glory days.

>>74285260
Don't listen to the "rose tinted spectacles" garbage. I got into WoW during TBC, and I played on Feenix (shit server staff) and later Nostalrius.

It was a completely different game altogether. Classic WoW is 10/10. Post-WOTLK WoW is 6/10. Blizzard is a shit company that ruined it's own fucking game. Last time I played WoW it was for that Legion garbage.

Vanilla WoW was the best MMO there ever was, and it's dead and buried.

>>74285232
MF Doom, A Tribe Called Quest, Kendrick Lamar, Calle 13, Gorillaz.... none of them fit your descriptions

>>74285333
honestly don't play it

it's extremely addicting

>>74285095

why wouldn't you? they've probably talked to a lot more fucked up people than u

>>74285342
The moment I find out that someone is even slightly versed in rap/EDM/hip-hop, I they are a trash.

>>74285304
plan for the ol' bank holiday lads?

>>74285338
Nerd

>>74285345

hmm, probably won't.

i was addicted to runescape for like 10 years so i'd probably get addicted to WoW as well.

>>74285361
wonder what type of music do you like haha

thailad u there?

>>74285231
theyre all felons so it's not legal for them but it's really about sending a message to your enemies which are real for criminal rappers not the fake niggas who grew up in the suburbs

>>74285356
i made fun of her weight on accident the last visit and she was noticeably offended

Thailad, if your here, I just want you to know I think you're a prick and I'm coming after you you fucking kiddie-fiddler.

>>74285345
the reason why I'll never get into that genre
my life is already fucked up as it is
it seems terrifying
>>74285361
the moment I find out someone that unironically judges people on the type of music they listen to, I know they are trash and much dumber than they think they are.

>>74285397

haha what did u say

hitler dood wat nou

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_M7pX1OieU very good song

Shit smells of pure ethanol

Gabriel Ramirez you there?

>>74285232
t. nu-male

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They're fucking kids man. It's not okay to fuck them. That actually fucks up their bodies and shit. *glasses you in the jaw*

>>74285361

what genres of music do you usually listen to?

I, myself, do not listen to the so-called 'Rap' genre. Rather, I prefer to exclusively listen to Debussy, Chopin, Dostoevsky and the like.

>>74285452
debussy more like depussy hahah

>>74285380
>>74285442
can't say

well good morning

wish i got bullied
would have been better than being ignored

>>74285443
>gif
fuck off

The Great Sphinx is one of the world's largest and oldest statues, but basic facts about it are still subject to debate, such as when it was built, by whom and for what purpose.[1]

>>74285452
obvious hat bait

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>>74285413
she's pretty large and she was asking me about my diet and i said "well i don't eat for fun anything like a lot of people do. i only eat when i'm really hungry"
she looked pissed off and then she sarcastically called me sir on my way out

>>74285465
bit cold out
bit sad in

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Unironically going to go on a date with an overweight 39-year-old single mum so that I can wake up next to someone in the morning

>>74285467

being bullied is worse

t. someone who has been ignored & verbally bullied

>>74285273
The complexity of our social structure is also a marvel

goooooooooooood morning vietnam

>>74285452
Haven't gotten back into classical for years, but I legitimately think that shit expanded my mind when I was younger. It put wings on my brain and floated it to a higher state of consciousness.

The late 19th century stuff. Not Romanticism. Romanticism make you efette and weak.

I hope someone has seen the joke, shitty as it was, and they're just being quiet about it

>>74285474
Clearly it's a landing-station for a mothership with a sphinx-shaped hole at the bottom.

>>74285483
actually quite bright out

going to the big may day street party

hope i don't see any autonome

>>74285496
take ur meds my man

Rap apologists need to be euthanized

Hip-hop and EDM, they are the evolved strains of the first disease, rap, in which vocal skill and experiential inspiration is increasingly abstracted into something nonexistent and commercialized.

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>Rap apologists need to be euthanized

>Hip-hop and EDM, they are the evolved strains of the first disease, rap, in which vocal skill and experiential inspiration is increasingly abstracted into something nonexistent and commercialized.

>>74285477

doesn't sound like u were insulting her, it's probably all in your head.

>>74285539
horrific

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>>74285511
is this your post>>74285382
it's hilarious if so

>>74285525
'rents are coming for lunch around 1
then idk gonna mong out on drugs or go outside

>>74285549
you're probably right. i've just had bad experiences with overweight women in the past

i had a step mother who was borderline obese for some years and she was really sensitive(read: a bitch) about it

>>74285511
dostoevsky?

Hood black women should be killed

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>Romanticism makes you effete and weak.

>>74285527
Living all-natural. Natural breakfast ceral, natural sandals, natural washclothes, natural jacket, natural hair gel. All-natural, aside from this computer thing, I suppose.

Yank thought that a post listing Dostoevsky as a composer was bait

Typical

>>74285539
Raf Simons is such a twat

>>74285338
TBC was better you neek

>>74285532
why did you never reveal the music you listen to?
nice fedora bait

>>74285575

if it's any consolation she'll probably die a premature death xx

>>74285548
You cannot deny what I said is true. What was original, raw genre formulated by urban live has now been refined into pop-rap, hip-hop, and whatever is churned out by suburban white teens ironically wearing anime t-shirts.

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>>74285589
>tfw sold my 2013 ozweegos for twice the original price a year ago

wish i weren't alive but i am. very troubling circumstances

>>74285612
Yes I can. You're wrong.

anyone here know about virtual private servers?

i have a question!

Think I have ptsd from my time in 'nam

>brit
>mostly leafs and australians
lmoa

https://youtu.be/mC1YOuRdVag

>>74285612
>whatever is churned out by suburban white teens ironically wearing anime t-shirts.
proof that you're a retard with no idea what he's talking about

>>74285623
Highly illegal. The police WILL track your IP and confiscate your computer as evidence. Then you'll be sent to kangaroo court where they'll give you an unfair ruling. You WILL be eating prison cock. And why? For a video game?

i'd like to see YOU get a job as me

i'll wait.

wow

really really bad thread. need phimolad here to liven things up

>>74285658

t. phimolad

Every few days, I think to myself, "maybe Canadian posters aren't all that bad". Then I see these zingers 74285655

*turns off the light, leading to immediate mass panic and instances of cannibalism before turning it back on*

absolute state of the lot of you

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don't want to sound fedora but with social media being used to widely these days it's easy to imagine what politics will be like in ~30 years; there will be so much dirt on either candidate that every election will become a big popularity contest, similar to prom king/queen in highschool, and winning will depend on who can build the larger cult of personality around themselves. either that or nobody will really give a fuck that a political candidate has done drugs, been depressed, shagged their 3rd cousin, made a racist joke and so on and then voters can focus solely on policy

not sure which scenario is more likely

>>74285679
*takes cock out of mouth*
oh fuck off *smacks lips*

>>74285656
*sends in job application to be an aussie fuckwits*

... The problem with these online applications is its such a saturated hiring pool. I'm probably the 80th person who's applied today for this single opening. *wiggles fingers awkwardly*

Why does the 'uerto 'ican try so hard

Almost as bad as the 'zillian

>>74285676
Canadian-posters are the best posters on this site. The anti-Canadianism on this website is thinly masked jealousy.

doing apu

>>74285705
rich coming from you of all posters

>>74285672

NOT phimolad (just a fan of his work)

Not a fan of pakis (spics)

supreme kangaroo court

will NOT participate in a shitflinging contest with a LEAF of all flags
no señor

>>74285705

>not making extensive use of the filter

/brit/ is maximal comfy with porto rico brazil germany sweden and the commie posters filtered

do pᶻ orbitals form head to head overlaps when bonding or pˣ and pʸ?

feel guilt whenever people mention me

feel horny whenever people mention me

feel nothing whenever someone tells me to get a job

>>74285767

be PROUD of who you are

t. phimolad enthusiast

Eminem was a mistake. He normalized rap as something that could be a "white genre" despite presenting it in the original way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7trJTujKv8

Remember the Algerian posted something like this (some Maghrebi French rap group), and the mental imagery of someone actually listening to this in their car made me wince.

feel happiness when yanks filter me

I reckon if these were the good old days, /brit/ would be a dimly lit pub stocked with social rejects and vagabonds wasting away their listless lives. And /cum/ would be a sports bar with middle-aged guys who don't have a lot to say but talk a lot anyway.

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snag

who is a better lad?
phimolad or thailad?

>>74285809
That's a big sausage

going to become france's most notorious pintman

NEED a german snag in my mouth :3

Wish it was tomorrow

Hate sitting around the house doing nothing

is Paxil (Paroxetine) a bad drug in small doses? will it make my dick limp?

>>74285830
Do something

>>74285830

Font

>>74285795
shan't

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Thoughts?

>>74285830
Make a proper /brit/ now

>>74285766
please respone

made a funny post on /ck/ yesterday but the nazi janitor deleted the thread

Temporal lobe epilepsy has been suggested as a physical explanation for the revelatory experiences of prominent religious figures such as Abraham, Moses, Jesus, Mohammed, Saint Paul, and Joseph Smith

just bought something on discogs

>>74285870

thicc but probably VERY mental

what kind of sane person would have hair like that?

>>74285893
> using nazi derisively
Hello, Yid.

have a perfect 10/10 rating on discogs

>>74285904
what about me?

>>74285915
cool it with the antisemitic remarks

>>74285904
Ngl. From time to time I see posts like this almost think I made them myself.

The leaf is a powerful herb. Canucks have a disproportionate proliferation of liberate 3rd eyes.

>>74285918
yeah same

>>74285920
it isn't fair

>>74285935
Don't have anything against Yids. Just think they're lizard people bent on the downfall of humanity is all.

wondering what I'll do with my bank holiday

or more specifically what I'll do for the next few hours before I inevitably hit the sauce ~3-4 o'clock

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74285953

You don't need TLE to be a prophet
You just need to be like your weird Catholic aunt who wears a barbed wire garter, but also charismatic

>>74285947
i've had enough and i want my share

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74285963

want a hot girl to mentally/verbally abuse me but i don't have the money for findom

>>74285992
>go to youtube
>search "joi"
You can thank me later.

want a hot girl

>>74286009
uhh what? jerk off instruction is usually positive

how often do you change your razorblades lads?

>>74286013
be more attractive

what's the most you've wanked in a single day? did 7 yesterday and I think it may be my personal best desu

>>74286030
don't shave
>>74286044
7 but that was in my sexual prime at 14 or 15

>>74286041
can't

>>74286030
About 3 times is about my limit for 3-blade disposable razors
I only shave once a week so yeah nah I'm disgusting

Might be having sex in 3 days so I'm not gonna wank so I can charge up

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>>74286030
iuse the same hair buzzer i use on my ass and balls to trim my face pubes

I haven't got time for this chickenshit bullshit

>>74286089
Disgusting cunt

>>74286021
Not true. Like 60% of JOI is abusive. Positive JOI is actually the smaller branch of the genre, and most of those are stepmoms, so it's sort of humiliating still.

>>74286076
walking the tightrope of impotency and premature ejaculation made sex unenjoyable at times

>>74286101
in any case it wouldn't be the same since its not personal enough

>>74286107
I don't need personal 1 on 1 time with a camwhore to nut. Free videos work well enough for me.

But whatever you want, you sick fuck.

dont see the point in growing a beard or facial hair
face looks clean and nice with nothing on it

my dream is your nightmare

>>74286101
reilly reid does very nice joi and it's always positive

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>>74286104
You also have the weird sex drive?

REALLY like bailey jay's new JOI stuff desu

>>74286135
Shaved recently. My beard has definitely improved, but it still looks like a boy's beard rather than the full man's beard I was going for.

It might come in time, it might not. I'm rocking side burns and a bit of a goatee at the moment.

>>74286130
its not about getting off its about validation of my thoughts

>>74286155
i often times had very little desire to have sex with my ex... i found that masturbing to less extreme porn and less frequently helped quite a bit, but our relationship was shit for a lot of reasons

>>74286155
That's not weird, sex is like sleep, there's a balance sheet but gremlins come along and change all the figures on you.

is mummy may after blocking 4chan again or are all the britfags just praying to mecca as per usual?

>>74286186
another porn addicted hoisted by his own petard

>>74286175
That's where you and I differ. My best jerk sessions are without visual aide. A good temperate Sunday afternoon with my window open, my hands, and thoughts of a few girls I knew in High School for a good 40 minutes. No video could surpass the awkward thought of girls I stared at from across the classroom.

>>74286205
bank holiday lad. we're out enjoying the sun

>>74286230
we differ because im not having a wank i just want to be abused by a hot girl for non-sexual purposes

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>>74286186
foy

>>74286244
bloody hell phimo, get a grip

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>>74286228
>>74286246
baffled by both of these posts

>>74286236
you're still reading that rag? christ lad get it together

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gIoq9LcPt8

Have any of you guys ever tried autoerotic asphyxiation? It sounds scary at first, but apparently there's a cardio-vascular reason why it's so sought after. Apparently being oxygen-deprived amplifies the sensation of the orgasm by a considerable amount.

I'd like to try it once, but I don't want to suffocate or addicted to it.

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>>74286244
>non-sexual
Of course it's sexual, even if you're not touching yourself. Even if you say it's non-sexual.
ESPECIALLY if you say it's non-sexual.

>>74286282
yeah was top

>>74286244
... That sounds pointless.

>>74286300
Does it feel like you're going to die? That's a massive turn off, personally.

How strong was the orgasm? Does empty your entire sack?

business idea: movie trailer that opens with 'In A World', and just ends there leaving the audience with literally no idea what the movie is about

>>74286259
shan't be doing this

>>74286346
i felt light headed when i was near ejaculation.
didnt cum a lot but it felt like a true orgasm. like need to grab the sheets and going blind orgasm

"sod off" is a strange saying within the context of landscaping

>>74286399
why?

business idea: give myself an enema then spend my bank holiday playing with my bum

going to bed

bye

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>"sod off" is a strange saying within the context of landscaping

my bumhole is super hairy

drying long hair is such a pain

my arse is a temple

been up for 3 hours and bored already, stupid wageslave routine

don't like attention yet crave it at the same time

>>74286523
same, woke up just after 7. should make the day feel nice and long though.

Apologize right now

http://www.nordbayern.de/region/nuernberg/randale-30-briten-prugeln-sich-durch-nurnberg-1.6066070

>>74286579
straight girls acting gay is a weird social norm

>weird
>norm
hmm yes

>>74286640
its weird to me but a norm socially

>>74286395
Might give it a go. The ol' college try.

Can't really say I've lived till I've experienced something as enegmatic as erotic asphyxiation.

>>74286657
if girls got off on lads doing it we'd be all over each other tbph

>>74286659
>The ol' college try.
most university students are lazy though

really enjoying this codeine stuff

wish i could get some heroin it'd be the fucking end of me lol

>>74286686
It's an expression. It means trying out for a club even if you're pretty sure you won't get in. Live a little. Take a shot.

>>74286694
get some promethazine and mix it with the codeine

>>74286682
a guy getting off to lesbians is just as weird to me

>>74286718
ceebed id be taking xanax or valium rn if i put the effort int hough

>>74286728
bender

It doesn't get better. It only gets worse.

honestly never taken any recreational drugs

>>74286707
michael jordan missed 9000 shots and i respect him less for it

Tony Bliar is a war criminal

got a lad coming over for a bit of the ol' willy on willy action later lads. no homo.

>>74286752
you're the one getting off to gays

>>74286754
*sips coffee*

>>74286780
same. might let him poz my neg boy pussy. no homo though.

>>74286754
better than drinking

honestly place moderate, sensible marijuana use well above plebish drink til i fuck it all up hangover seeking

honestly never taken any illicit recreational drugs, alcohol, or coffee

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This is my last chance to back out

>>74286852
>having a drinkies
>39
dropped

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we're all niggers on the inside

>>74286852
fucking do it you legend don't be a softcock

business idea: robot hairdressers

honestly think i have done irreparable damage to my brain from taking illicit recreational drugs too frequently as a teen

>>74286852
>>74286852
giz a picture lad

>>74286863
Hol' up? So you say'n we got a lil' bit of incontinent, loud-mouthed, frankly apeish behaviour in us? Shieeeet....

>>74286901
samesies but as a young adult

i ate alot of ecstacy

>>74286901
its not like you were going to put it to a better use anyway

The things people must think of me. Ha!

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>>74286902
She....she's not a looker but she seems nice enough

i can't pee if i think someone else will hear it

Just found out that some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses.

Shocking stuff really.

>>74286933
I think it's great that there are people choosing to love the less than passable members of the trans community. Unconvincing trannies need love too.

>>74286933
i envy your ability to lower you standards that much

>>74286894
could fucking do with that

hair is getting too long but I'm too cowardly to get it cut

UK activities to do during freetime:
>pub
>walk in the countryside/park for a few hours - weather permitting
>look at old buildings
>play football on a feild - weather permitting
>shop

australia
>bbq
>swimming
>beach
>camping
>drive through vast expanses of land
>cricket and sports

>>74286933
and what do you look like?

>>74286969
haven't had a cut since november 2014 because of this

>>74286975
International
>post on /int/

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>>74286958
>>74286964
I've had more than one occasion where I've tried to force myself into it and found myself too disgusted at the last, or even during.

>>74286990
I used to get dates pretty regularly but I'm in a bit of a dry patch

>>74286933
redhot haha
run it

>>74286996
resent living in the UK.

its cramped and its damp.

I'm a normie

>>74286991
is your hair long or do you shave it or summat?

woah just put butter in my coffee and oh your god my mind is blown. cannot believe i went this many years without trying it before.

just found out my friend is incredibly racist/sexist/homophobic/transphobic

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>>74286990
Actually come to think of it I look exactly like this guy in the drawing except thin

>>74287031
long

The reasons there are so many foreigners on /brit/:
>no other good English speaking generals
>this general is the most active
>wealth of idioms
>cool Britannia

>>74287048
grim. what colour? hope its not black

>>74287020
Sort of like your mom's vagina.

imagine being too scared to get a haircut. literally cannot imagine someone this pathetic.

also imagine being too stupid to order some clippers and doing it yourself. jesus fucking christ the state of some of the pitiful mongoloids in this thread.

>>74287068
brown

>>74287032
you haven't lived until you eat cereal in a bowl of orange juice

>>74286915

smoked weed daily for quite a while on and off

binged on 2C-B every friday/saturday nights, and occasionally sunday, for like a month before I flushed the rest (started with 1.5g and had like 1.1g left i think, not too sure because i didn't even have milligram scales haha)... most of those trips were at home in my room at night with the anti-drug mum in the house which looking back on was retarded and not that enjoyable.

took an unknown amount of MDA two weekends in a row

snorted a gram of ketamine in a week

allegedly had a seizure on 25i-NBOMe, don't remember any of that night, probably could've died lol

occasionally tripped on LSD as well, don't remember much of those trips but according to the mum I was freaking out during what I assume was a bad trip one night.

>>74287098
grim

>>74287094
still quite grim then

>>74287098
accidentally did that as a kid. didnt enjoy it

People with brown hair:
>Julius Caesar
>Hitler
>JFK
>Phimolad

>>74287111
>doing hard drugs at home with your mum around
state of your life

>>74287041
haunting thought

>>74287111
smoked weed every day about a gram a day for like three years, before that just smoked intermittedly

went on a week long acid bender once it was good, fucked me for a bit

ate at least four pills or caps a weekend for like three years and drank heavily

fried egg mate

People seem to find me really interesting until I open my mouth. They must see me and think I'm some cool cat, but my feeble voice scares them away.

Hard at work on that self-actualisation, lads.

Smoke half a pound of grass on the daily.

>>74287168
>he never smoked weed with his mum

>>74287168

where else was I supposed to do """hard""" drugs as a teen? none of the friends had an apartment at that age and I preferred to trip on my own anyway.

>>74287123
but only hitler and i are blue eyed gods

the best part of doing drugs is telling everyone I do drugs

>>74287180
My voice would be considered pathologically weak if I bothered to go to a speech therapist or whomever. Mental vocal dysphonia master race.

>>74287210
>le scare quotes
so you did it alone in your bedroom
lifelong sad case arent you?

>>74287179

> ate at least four pills or caps a weekend for like three years

christ

>>74287090
They enjoy wallowing in their own misery because that way their laziness is disguised so they'll never have any responsibilities or expectations. Thinking of simple solutions to alleviate their problems is out of the question. Are they responsible for their life and how to sort it out? of course not. they're far too lazy for that. everyone else should look after then obviously.

an utterly selfish and manipulative way of life. truly parasitic. leeching off people who work hard and never asked to be saddled with a human tumour who'd be doing the planet a favour by killing themselves.

>>74287242

>>le scare quotes

what?

> so you did it alone in your bedroom

yeah, where else would you propose i trip at night?

> lifelong sad case arent you?

don't take any drugs anymore

https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu?lang=en

hes still around

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEIzuJZj03U

>>74287261
don't disguise my laziness at all tbfrank

>>74287291
no shit faggot he never left

Spirit bomb

Dropping trou' to get in a good wank.

>>74287246
it wasn't a good feeling man

>>74287218
hitler wasnae a pudgy cunt but

>>74287298
the transition from power plant to car was great

A spirit bomb was DBZ when I was 13. Now it's a regular weekend drowning my sorrows.

>>74287341

>>74287307
call me a faggot cunt ill fucking rock you