Honesty thread

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Be honest instead of banting. Get things off your chest.

>Britain
I do like you as an ally and your people can be very cool to hang with, but fuck do I hate your faggy worthless history so much. You were Germany for 1,000s of years in terms of destroying everything you touched.
>Italy
Italian Americans can be okay sometimes, but I hate the way you people look, and especially how you move. Your facial expressions disgust and annoy me, and your body language makes me laugh, and not in a mutually funny way.
>Mexicans
I honestly fucking despise you, more than Muslims. You are the worst human beings on the face of the Earth as far as I'm concerned. The fact so many of you support border hoppers and defend illegals honestly makes me okay with the idea of all out war with you fuckers. I despise your fucking guts. This doesn't extend to other Latino countries, though.
>Slovakia, Slovenia
I know nothing about you and you're honestly entirely irrelevant to me aside from having names that sound sorta like "Slav", being associated with our First Lady, and being the ass end of Czech. I try to learn about you but there's fucking nothing. This isn't even hatred or annoyance this is confusion what to think about you at all.
>Poland
You're really, really great. I fucking love your country's history and your people. You are better than almost all other Europeans. Bless you.
>Australia
Top fucking allies. Helped us out in a shitton of wars. Similar culture, only trouble is Americans aren't used to the extreme level of banter and assume Australians are just gigantic fucking cunts all the time. Love you lot even though you're a bunch of obnoxious faggots.
>Brazil
I may talk utter shit about you and call you monkeys but you are so unbelievably superior to Mexicans that in comparison you seem angelic. Your military history is also more impressive than people think.