/cum/ - Canada United States Mexico

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>>74283118
unfortunately this thread will not succeed

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Preemptive

>>74283146
someone linked it in the thread haitiANO is

prepare for shart

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>>74283157
Not even he will migrate

hopefully the friendly neighborhood janitors take care of this thread

>>74283173
if this thread gets nukes, janny is haitiANO

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>coasts
no...not a fan...not a fan at all

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This is the right thread

>>74283221
it's ironic that they'd watch american history x and not get it

watch lonesome dove

imagine being a nigger

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>>74283221
>4chan
>posting this on 4chan
So you are an alt-right?

you're only supposed to watch the first half of american history X

>>74283259
american history X was a jewish plot to trick young would-be ethno-nationalists into whigger behavior

>>74283301
no he just a bit of the ol 'book

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>>74283259

*walks up to the biggest guy in the thread*
*as soon as he starts to talk spit in his mouth*

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>>74283259
>Imblyig

>>74283305
>american history X was a jewish plot to trick young would-be ethno-nationalists into whigger behavior
well yeah if you only watch the first half lmao

>>74283336
very good pst

>>74283221
>Valero
???

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>>74283336
that would make good sketch comedy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7EivcfYOZI

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Nobody told me were in this thread

i hate you

>wait anon, you seriously watch apehoop?

Muslim music:

https://youtu.be/1lASfDak7zA

Jewish music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wllc5gSc-N8

debate me

>>74283375
a yank linked it in the old thread, i guess you were too focused on the anus posting

Just watched The Force Awakens for the third time

nigger
NIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEERRRRRRRR

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>>74283402

>>74283396
You have three times the cancer now.

>>74283389

i wasnt looking at your posts what are oyu talking about

redpill me on faxing

didnt know we had migrated

>>74283419
There's no way The Last Jedi will be worse than that

*steals your girl*

>>74283428
i never even posted in that thread, fail

Hmmm yes.

http://torontosun.com/2017/04/27/pm-trudeaus-approval-rating-tumbles

*steals her back, and your wallet too*

jokes on you my girl is actually a guy
you're gay now x^D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XovCdOTbhGw

why does hezbollah make such great music?

is this why israel wants them dead?

>>74283452
>american following canadian politics

cute :3

night night /cum/
*puts head in oven*

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Reminder

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>circle jerking on an anonymous imageboard

candian politics are american politics

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>putting your ketchup in the fridge

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>>74283502
>anonymous imageboard
>do everything to give yourself an identifiable persona

ISHYGDDT

why does jewish people make such great music?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bu4tDjoHZ1E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HJ3JrlqC8k

>>74283512
based, we support anschluss here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NynkFRDlWtY
doing a cry

ripped a hole in my undies no my balls hang out
gotta buy a new pair now

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>not putting your ketchup in the fridge

>>74283536
hmm

clack my ass tier post

>>74283557
learn to sew

calvin klein isnt cheap

we don't like:
gooks
niggers
spics
here

The thread I was just lurking in was abhorrent.

>>74283630
this one will be much better

>>74283611
What about scrawny racist white guys?

>>74283636

why do oyu keep posting this without text

>>74283643
what about them

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Get in.

I'm a Chicano

>>74283685
CHI

>>74283683
don't mind if I do
*jumps in with my toaster*

>>74283685
i follow all posters ethnicity really closely and there is like only one white poser from California.

not a fan of the CHI people

>>74283706
He's probably one of those """""""white""""""" Chicanos

>>74283716

i remember reading that white% of the hispanics that identify as white and those who dont is practically the same.

if you are anything other than Anglo, Irish, or French you aren't white

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>>74283738

>>74283664
Do we like them?

>>74283738
what about the germs

Germans aren't white

>>74283738
t. Franklin

>>74283733
>identifying as a white hispanic
nothing wrong with being dorado 2bh

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Did a pepe on my iPhone(tm) notepad

>>74283749
yeah we do :)

>>74283752
consult my post here >>74283752

>>74283768
take note everyone, this is what a runt post looks like

sold my script boys

don't reproduce that first page please thanks bye see you in hollywood

>>74283768
i like it

>>74283779
Keep /brit/ in /brit/

>>74283782
elaborate

are the irish white?

>>74283685
Why? Why would you identify with a country you aren't as familiar with as the country which gives you everything it has? Because your Hispanic friends will think you're trying to be "white" (Americanized), and thus ostracize you for it? Like some fucking niggers?

This is why this country hates Chicanos, giving a bad name to Hispanics of Mexican descent. You all have nigger mentality. If you do anything remotely resembling success, you see it as being "white" and thus "wrong" and will continue to neglect yourself and others you care for because you don't want to be seen as something you know you aren't.

Exactly why I'll never accept Chicanos, illegals and anchor babies, I say this as a Tejano, 5th generation American, whom his great great grandfather earned our freedom by serving in the military. I shit out all of you.

>>74283791
hit a nerve, phoner?

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>>74283799
is this copypasta or serious

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>hit a nerve, phoner?

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>>74283794
yup

Celts are the whitest people

actually my name's marina

>>74283833
REDLANDS

>>74283833
Had a friend in high school named Marina, she was a sweetheart

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>>74283824
The fact that people think this picture is funny is really disgusting desu.

>>74283856
based reddit bro

lets say hypothetically a guy I knew from school was 6th gen irish

is he white?

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Are the britons white?

if you have to ask if you're white you're probably not white

lets say I'm chicano
am I white

>>74283879

there's a common meme around the 4chans that the irish arent white

>>74283875
wow

every single one of these is ugly

now the heritage of all the ugly boys from school is obvious

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>>74283883
you're certified /int/white
we're all white here, bud

>>74283813
It's now pasta.

My best friend was over my house and he was saying that he watched Haruhi so I asked him, who was his favorite character, so then he said Yuki. So then I said "You know I have the same hairstyle as her" He said "Hahaha you do, that's fucked up, you look like a total girl though, why don't you just cut it off and get a real man's hair cut". We both laughed and then I said "You know with a little work, I could actually look like Yuki for you" Then everything went silent, he gave me a look that could kill. But my stupid ass just kept going. "Yeah I could dye my hair, cosplay and even..." then I took the glasses from his face and wore them. "I could pretend to be yuki for you, if you wanted me to" Then I suddenly realized what I just said to me and stopped talking. It was the most awkward moment ever in my life. My friend just stared with no expression on his face. Then after a few seconds, I made a weak laugh and he then said "Yeah...hehehe, That was pretty gay" then took the glasses off my face and wore them and we watched T.V without talking, then after a few minutes I said "You know I was just fucking with you right?" He then said "Oh..yea I know I know, it was just......pretty gay" then we both laughed again. Then more minutes later, he said he had to go and it wasn't even late. I said "Oh okay" with another weak laugh. He said that he had to go somewhere tomorrow but I knew the real reason. Now my friend thinks I'm fucking gay for him, which I am but fuck...not like this /cum/....not like this.

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oh boy is it time?

>>74283944
FLCL is a good anime though

>>74283956
damn it I couldn't inb4 you

someones car alarm has been going off for a long time

Ive never even watched FLCL

>>74283970
>negroes always think they will be the next people in charge of the USA
>meanwhile spics have been steadly outpacing them in numbers and influence
Dumb nogs can't ever do anything right.

>>74283986
yeah i hear it too

>>74283995
its overrated. really good music though

Have you guys ever seen a good looking person complain about something and felt like that person's opinion doesn't really matter

Dear White People Bet You Think The Show Is About You

Gurren Lagann was made as an antithesis to evangelion

>>74284010
only every day

I exploit you
Yet you love me

I TOLD YOU ONE AND ONE MAKE THREE

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Are Americans white?

>>74284031
no

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>>74284031

this picture was actually taken in the US.

sorry.

>>74284013
Watched 19 minutes, quite abysmal. Stopped watching at a scene where some niggers with questionable acting talents talked about how scary it is that some kids had blackface costume for Halloween and they were going to start a hashtag. Rather embarrassing

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>>74284010
>Chad at my work used to complain about women all the time
>meanwhile he's got a gf and several fwb's

>>74284066

Dude WTF did you expect.

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>>74283738
>tfw non-white with anglo, irish and french blood

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https://soundcloud.com/bonus-zx/the-pillows-happy-bivouac

>>74284080
That is what I expected

Why are non-hispanics such pussies with bullfighting?

We like it and we are not gonna get rid of it just because some people are upset

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CngTptAzGOE

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:thinking:

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>>74284081
>t. pic related

>>74284122
"don't be a pussy" hasn't been a compelling argument since high school sweetie

>>74284124
im handsome

>>74284122
>implying the various kinds of spics in Spain aren't the most opposed to it

I am in fact anglo

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>>74284135

It still is, sweetheart.

>muh animal feelings

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how do I come to cope with the fact that I wasted up to 12 thousand dollars of my family's and federal aid money by failing definitely 2 and possibly 3 classes here in my 2nd semester

will it ever ever get any better

jesus I don't know why I thought uni would go well for me at all, I dont know why I thought it would be any different than any other failure in my life

HOLD MY BREATH AS I WISH FOR DEATH
OH PLEASE GOD HELP MEEE

Yes, this "sport" is a portrait of humanity at its most base and brutal. I remember reading the book "Childhood's End", a sci-fi novel where, during one part of the book, the aliens briefly caused everyone in a bull fighting stadium to feel the pain of the bull once it was stabbed. It put an end to the practice. If only it were so easy to insert such a spark of empathy into real world fans.

>>74284168
accept it and dont be a shithead next semester

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>family member works for the university
>pay ~3k annually in tuition

>>74284188
if my uni even lets me back in without "academic probation" or whatever

it's just that of course this happened, almost like it was inevitable. I could never do well in anything and it will never change. I could just say "ok i wont do it again" but I invariably will and if I ever graduate it will be in like 10 fucking years

just played the NBC tune on my guitar by accident, lol

>>74284122
fucking trying to destroy culture is the cornerstone of leftism

Time to look for another fetish, lads.

Being femdom'd isn’t cool and you aren’t “lucky”.

>When I was 21 I was raped by the girl who was my girlfriend at the time
>The worst day of my life was when she decided to tie me up
>She told me all the dirty things she was going to do to me while she kissed my neck and whispered into my ear as she tied my arms and legs down to the bed
>Everything she said she was going to do was normal to me (suck me, ride me)
>So I let her tie me up. After I was tied up she asked me to try to break free and offered a reward to me if I could
>She said she would be back and if I wasn’t free then I would miss out on the reward.

>She came back and stood at the door and stared at me.
>She then told me how I wasn’t going to be rewarded because I couldn’t get out.
>She then told me she was going to punish me.
>Long story short, she ended up sodomizing me with her vibrator.
>I must have said no a thousand times. I was crying and begging her to stop which in hindsight probably made it worse.
>I was anally fucked, then she tried to ride me but I couldn’t even get up.
>I was so broken emotionally and in pain physically.
>She then got very mad that I couldn’t get it up which was never a problem.
>I was beaten for a while.
>Then the vibrator again while being hit.
>It lasted about 6 or 7 hours but felt like it was a dozen.
>For a while she just left it in me while she went in the other room to watch TV.

>It was mid day when she tied me up and had been dark for a few hours after it was over.
>I ended up falling asleep tied up.
>I think I just passed out more from exhaustion of trying to break free/get her to stop.
>I woke up and I was untied in bed by myself with blood on my ass

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>>74284243
i am quite fond of this pasta

>>74284204
kt

>>74284255

sauce me, me dude

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>>74284275
thought you didnt like femdom

>>74284281

/ss/ is aight

what did my mexican zipline guide mean by making me yell "kin tallo"

>>74284304
>"kin tallo"
Whatever that is, it ain't Mexican

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>tfw you argue with /cum/ bros outside the general

post-movie dexters' lab is unwatchable and i don't care who knows

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>no sauce

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sure is nice out the past few days, hopefully it will be a nice summer desu, Lots of new music coming out as well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGhXi0l-PDM&list=RDHGhXi0l

>>74284289
i cant find it have this
g/824119/0ec0eca239/

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>>74284364

>dead before midnight

/cum/ was a mistake

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>>74284496
not everyones jobless
i need to be in bed right now
maybe i'll dream of a gf again

>>74284496
est sleeps
might as well make a /pst/ around this time

>be Pennsylvanian
>go to Columbus, Ohio
>don't have to buy alcohol at a separate register
>bike lanes everywhere
>PARKING LANES
>fucking TRAFFIC CIRCLES

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nighthy night cum

>>74284634

delet this

>>74284634
didn't really want a miniature log house anyways desu

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cum lol

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zzzzz

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Bedtime story?

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>>74284859
There once was a general called /cum/
it was very lively
filled with the nations three
Mexico, spicy land of spics
America, powerful land of fat
Canada, cold land of irrelevance
But then slowly over time
The generally gradually died
So to solve this
Your mother will die in her
sleep tonight if you don't reply
/cum/ died

The End

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>>74284934

that wasnt a fun story at all

>>74284934
nice twist

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>>74284934
What the heck.
That was a sad story.

>>74284934
I'm gonna have nightmares tonight asshole

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>>74285005
Aahh.
Thank you. Goodnight.

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>>74285024
*heems eagles*

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>>74285016
where im at rn

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>>74285048
whatever you use a fucking leaf in your flag

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>>74285024
Mexico, we share the same eagle.

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>>74285136
Hmmm, looks ok. Wait a sec...

cum lol

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>>74285136
>>74285170
Is that what I think it is?

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>>74285136
>>74285179
SEVERAL FUCKING LEAVES

>>74285193

What is that cactus even growing out of

>>74285215
It's supposed to be a rock and water or some shit based on an Aztec legend about Mexico cities founding.

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>>74285150
Golden eagle fuck yeah!

>>74285193
they're not the main thing in the flag also there are several leaves tied together with a ribbon with our colors, not a fucking single big ass poorly drawn leaf, your flag was designed in 1 minute by a kid.

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>>74285416
>random splotchy blue jester hat holding a brown cake-thing with a cactus growing out of it
>Italy ribbon

I think we know whose flag is designed by children Paco

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what do people have against foliage anyways
it's pretty

also why don't I ever see lebs on /int/ come to think of oit

>>74285738
because they're next to Syria and war and refugees who like to explode has been affecting them for a long time

there used to be one that posted regularly that people called Christmas Tree I think, and another who mentioned things were getting bad in Lebanon.