emily edition
poop
>>74281395
who is this ugly cunt?
that bun looks like a tanned elderly woman's tit
>>74281418
katy perry
fuck drumpf
How does something like this happen?
>>74281418
emma watson
>>74281440
photographers distributing chicken seed
either that or magnets
>>74281457
delet this right now
>>74281440
You put the feed out in a swirl?
>>74281440
ayyy
>>74281440
the earth is spinning, dipshit
>>74281440
Birds are actually incredibly intelligent for their size and have electromagnetic sensory organs to communicate on a sub field plane we cannot comprehend
>>74281440
it's a sign
install debian
>>74281478
t. bird
birds are not that important
>>74281418
she's undeniably beautiful and you're scum
*destroys you*
>>74281469
chink pong wong t. proxy
>>74281499
That's where you're wrong, kid
>>74281440
Why shouldnt it happen
>>74281523
wh-what's this?
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mk6lDkTO0Nw
>>74281395
what restaurant is that, its pretty
>>74281512
theft from who if no one owns it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFr9StkVwTk
post tunes
>>74281543
A """"random"""" arrangement of characters matching this thread.
>>74281395
>>74281457
good post
>>74281497
I actually have a special connection with birds. I saved a baby bird and a woodpecker once and now they all trust me. They'll stand still for long periods of time and let me sketch them, it's pretty fascinating.
>>74281561
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvVNxqosZ7s
stop having white children
>>74281575
you may not look like them, but they know you have bird brain like they do
>>74281580
*kicks you, the poster, to the curb*
>>74281575
It must have told the other birds.
They're all on the same team
>>74281543
libraryofbabeldotinfo
>>74281574
good post
can I storyboard with photoshop? can't draw worth a shit, would rather do it this way. I guess I could learn to sketch if not
how has bill nye's show been received so far by the general public? have normies seen through the bullshit?
>ywn be the BWC bull in a cuck relationship
why go on?
Guess who's back
Back again
>>74281622
>>74281622
That sex episode was considered in poor tastes by most mainstream reviewers.
>>74281598
Word travels fast with birds, what do you think they are always chirping about? They discuss the people they observe and tell each other who to watch out for and who is friendly.
thread just got a whole lot gayer
cheddar cheese is the best cheese
aged canadian cheddar is excellent
>BALLSACremento
>mfw reading this thread
>Pennisylvania
>>74281660
nah, Monterey jack
>>74281651
wtf is that
674
nonsensical post
>>74281674
Quit stealing my memes Gaycer
568
nonsensical post
>>74281653
how about the rest
>south dakotan reading comprehension
>>74281660
What's that cheese from switerland that comes from a cave? French name? I like cheddar though
>>74281692
wtf is wrong with niggers
walking deed game was quite good the first season that is
All right, /cum/. My dating life has kind of sucked over the last couple years. I rarely meet guys that I click with, so I've either casually dated or settled for just getting laid. I recently met an awesome guy and we had our first date last night. We have so much in common, totally geeked out on music and film and basically just had a great time. The chemistry and common interests were so intense that I think we were both almost weirded out. So toward the end of the night, he mentioned that he's HIV+. I know a few people who are positive, but I've never been confronted with it inside a dating situation. I really, really like this guy, but the thought of worrying about contracting HIV all the time or about him getting sick freaks me out. I dreamed about him last night and woke up this morning damn confused.
So, /cum/, what would you do? Anyone ever been in this situation?
>>74281395
sweet jesus look at that burger
>>74281714
They seem to dislike cats in general.
>>74281710
Smegma. cave cheese at its finest
una vela
>>74281743
What is with black people and having obnoxious laughs, is it because of the donkey teeth and mouth?
>>74281737
The bug is the greatest and most intimate gift a man can give.
>>74281737
stop roleplaying
>>74281737
This post gave me the fucking chills,this is fucking disturbing bait
>>74281737
* inhales fresh Scandinavian air into his lungs *
> "WE!"
* Throw the stone across the Baltic Sea *
> "WE ARE!"
* Kicks a tree in half *
> "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"
* The mountains burst and the wolves align themselves with the war cry *
> "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORTHEN BROTHERS!"
* Nod towards the camera and praises Odin *
>red sox win
>>74281760
>Mexican talking about obnoxious laughs
>>74281737
>>74281710
gruyère?
>>74281676
have you ever tasted cheese that wasnt processed
>>74281832
probably
theres a ton of farms around me
what button do I push to delete canada?
>>74281832
>gruyère?
Si, that is some fine ass formaggio
>>74281835
its quite easy to tell
processed cheese is cracker barrel and the like
>>74281805
Blacks have terrible laughs.
>A HAHACK A HAHACK A HAHACK A HAHACK A HAHACK A HAHACK A HAHACK A HAHACK A HAHACK A HAHACK A HAHACK A HAHACK A HAHACK A HAHACK A HAHACK EEEEEE YEEEE A HAHACK A HAHACK A HAHACK A HAHACK A HAHACK EEE
It's absolutely autistic. Hearing that every day was grating.
>>74281853
Too late
>>74281803
>7-4 game against the Wankees
One of the best things about Sinaloa is that it constantly smells like wet soil.
Like WTF is that smell so pleasurable, it makes me feel all the emotions known to men in 5 seconds.
>>74281870
>Hearing that every day
>he was around blacks every day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQIuapbeh0I
good shit
>>74281895
I never asked to grow up in Memphis.
>>74281879
>blowing a 9-1 lead to the wankees 2 days ago
>AN
>ORANGE
>DUCK
henlo LADS
any ita-burgers here???
>>74281864
>>74281702
>>74281612
eggcellent post
>what hydrogen peroxide feels like in your ear
>>74281906
How finna bout dem BBQ joints tbqhwy famalam?
>Jonathan Coulton
>>74281907
Gonna punt you tomorrow t b h
>>74281922
literally the only good "nerd musician" eat shit
>>74281853
you have to push your finger up a dark tunnel and rub the bottom-ish inner lining until a rod excretes a gooey substance
>>74281911
good post
>LADS
>>74281918
Only reason to live in Memphis.
It almost makes it worth the whacked out savages and sauna levels of heat and humidity.
>nerd musician
>>74281927
you and what pitching
>>74281954
that's about the gist of what I said yes but the context is important here
https://youtu.be/qh9WuPzOjlI
>muhammad spread islam through war
>muhammad is the ideal Muslim
>muslims supposed to be like muhammad
>islam is somehow considered a religion of peace
how do normies/muslims rationalize this
just ate a celery stick
The sea is fucking nasty
>>74281936
goede paal
>>74281953
How are the red (white) areas?
>>74281983
T H I C C
Havin' a Cheerwine.
>>74281983
didn't know sea cucumbers shat
>>74281987
good post
>>74281955
Jimenez, we're gonna do a repeat of April 12th boi
Do you exfoliate daily?
>>74281975
Unironically these excuses
>>74281983
ewwwwwww
>>74282002
What animals don't poop?
>>74282025
ur mum lmao
>>74282033
gud poost
>>74282016
So why is a south dokatan a fan of a maryland baseball team?
Also this is going to be the first time this season you face pitching other than our 4 5 and 6 pitchers.
Current Cy Young Porcello tomorrow and league leading Chris Sale the day after that.
>>74281995
Pretty nice, but Midtown is Hippie and Hipsterville.
I'd becareful walking out there, it's basically creeping gentrification, so one second you'd be walking your dog adjacent to Old Southern Style homes with well groomed hedges and turn a corner into Detroit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixqLzIQlfvo
Lost a friend today. She probably won't contact me again.
I didn't have very many left.
sigh
Did you know that bedbugs don't have vaginas and that the males use their dick like a drill to bore a hole into the female to mate?
>>74282022
This is fucking bullshit #5 doesn't have anything and I'm not fucking gay.
>>74282002
goede paal
>>74281995
>red dot areas have random blue dots
>there are blue dot areas with zero red dots
stop posting females
>chris sale
>Ace
>>74282057
>1 hour of sad violin music
Here's to the rest leaving too
>>74282053
>So why is a south dokatan a fan of a maryland baseball team?
They won the first game I went to
>Also this is going to be the first time this season you face pitching other than our 4 5 and 6 pitchers.
Will they have the flu too?
>Shias living in the West are not brotier
>>74282066
good post
>>74282076
JK I have no friends.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jY6yBTYxLko&t=152s
You're right though. I got shit to do.
>boreball
dollposting was the height of 4chan culture
>>74282083
t. Shia Labeouf
>>74282082
Big words considering the only reason the orange ducks won any of their last series of games is because the yankees decided to put their 1st basemen in to pitch in the 11th inning.
>>74282056
lel, I know southeast cities are getting a big surge in young people migrating there.
>>74282067
Black people will always live in a white neighbourhood if they can but white people will never live in a black neighbourhood unless they absolutely have to.
>leafs would rather watch borepuck than Basedball
>>74282101
We have to go back.
>>74282094
Atta lad
Go get em
when did you realize you're an absolute runt
>>74282093
goede paal
>>74282101
Let's return
>>74282130
good post
>>74282110
Excuses excuses
Come back when you're #1 East
fucking hell it's snowing right now. and not just a bit of oh it'll melt in the morning snow
I'm going to have to shovel
I just want to plant my fucking crops. why are you doing this to me god, why
Stugatz, next time I post here it better be a grade A thread
>>74282132
>stinku
bad start
>>74282135
goede paal
>>74282142
>tied with the yanks
>in april
you will be in your normal place very soon, 4th place
>>74282022
>mfw cant see 5
Well, they aren't wrong.
>>74282113
I want to hope so, but at the same time, they're the sort of people who'd try to get all of the rural blacks crawling back to their broken hovels.
I'd rather see a bunch of gay bars between every Wal-Greens and church than another crackhead beating the shit out of a street sign.
>>74282146
Watch your tongue, cunt
>>74282155
Zip it
If they Cubs can do it so can the O's
>>74282143
>northerners
>>74282173
hey it's better than being a junkfag
desu>boku>kashira>kira>stinku>junk>bara
>>74282165
>he doesn't know many of the people moving there are young blacks
It'll be like Atlanta soon enough
Stop
posting
motherfucking
gooks
>>74282114
>MLB
>1/30 is Canadian
>Most Canadians hate Toronto
>NHL
>1/5 is Canadian
do you all prefer shopping at moneyglux or moneygloobers
>>74282188
>Suisuckcocksekifag thinks he's superiour to anyone
bahahahahaha
I just played a bit of Melee online. How are you?
>>74282217
shit
>>74282178
it's usually pretty good, but snow in may is no good. it's also super abnormal. snow is usually completely done by the first week of april or so
>>74282217
I want to play M&B but I don't know whether to go Gekokujo or something else for mods
us oldfags huh
>>74282214
what is desudoll actually from
I only know her for the spam
>>74282108
ha
clever
>>74282214
desu is the cutest and purest of the maidens
>>74282217
how difficult is it to set up netplay and who is your main?
>>74282239
yeah haha :-)
made plenty of new friends tonight
>ha
>clever
>>74282258
setting up the controller adaptor the first time was hard.
fox
>>74282243
Doll Joints: The Revenging
>I main fox
>>74282263
>supermans hand on that kids head
blackedhand.jpg
>Melee
>>74282262
oh fuck I lol'd
>ok im done buds
>>Melee
>le something is popular it's le reddit XD
fuck off fox is fun
>>74282282
>Making fun of fox mains
>>74282302
fox is the one everyone picks
BE ORIGINAL
>>74282294
>>le something is popular it's le reddit XD
>>74282280
>>74282311
fuck off my ego isn't wrapped up in a video game
i like hitting the buttons fast
>I take smash bro's very seriously
>>74282263
>nearly everyone believes this when the country is still 4/5ths White
>attitude changes as Whites approach minority status
Don't get why people can't understand that.
>>74282319
t. gets curbstomped by lvl 6 CPU's
What do you plan to do tomorrow?
>>74281438
excelente post
I had nobody to play smash bros with me as a kid.
>>74282341
lynch aniniggers
>t. gets curbstomped by lvl 6 CPU's
Can we stop bullying each other?
>>74282341
bomb a midterm then drink myself to sleep
>>74282341
being cute ofc
>>74282341
foodpost
>Can we stop bullying each other?
>>74282234
gekokujo is fun
hispania 1200 is good for that reconquista
europe in flames is surprisingly good if you want some 30 years war
I still need to check out sands of faith. I assume it's the best way to crusade though since 1257ad is kind of a mess
whenever I fire up mount and blade I just end up playing napoleonic wars though
>withdraw from uni for health reasons last fall
>ready to come back for the fall semester this year
>send in an application for readmission to the office of the registrar
>also send in an email including my phone number and other contact information, asking if there was anything else I needed to do
>no response after 2 weeks
>going to call them in the morning
>afraid they're either not going to answer or that I missed some deadline and I can't get in
>every time I try to get into contact with them is really stressful because I'm making myself commit to going back to school
>>74282360
based, our guy
what are we drinking
>>74282341
Take the midterm I'm studying for now, then get home and study for another midterm I have on Tuesday.
>>74282341
Work then visit my uncle in the hospital. Going to be rough it's my first time visiting somebody in the hospital since my dad died
>>74282347
I played melee with my neighborhood chums and none of us do about wavedashing or anything
4p items was fuck as fuck
>>74282372
>going to school
why
Out of curiosity does anyone here actually like my posts?
>>74282341
take final, then study for the next one
>>74282372
>tfw im in the same boat but haven't even reapplied yet
just fuck my life up
>>74282391
nope
>>74282370
I tried Perisno today but it's kind of all over the place. The roaming hostile factions are obnoxious early on too.
I've been thinking of just being a thief cunt who travels and raids villages across the countryside, but that seems like someone good at video games would do.
>>74282372
theres a list of deadline dates somewhere on your school website, could check there
>>74282391
if I could press a button that would kill you I would
lol
*capes your recovery*
nothing PERSONAL, kiddo
>>74282396
>>74282401
>>74282406
>>74282372
Man that shit sucks.
I would of had to applied for readmission if I hadn't gone back to school this term I just finished... Good luck. And I would call them and be nice, they can pull strings.
>>74282424
fuck
>>74282424
>playin gwith mario
lol
>that guy who would pause the game every 10 seconds
>>74282439
he's the Ryu of smash
good combos, low skill ceiling, but good punishers
and the cape is ACE
*filters shitposter*
>filtering posts
>>74282394
it really takes a force of will to pick up the phone and do it after a year of being neet
>>74282400
the way it was explained to me is that I don't go through the normal application process again to get readmitted, so maybe the normal application deadline, which has passed, doesn't apply to me
>>74282426
i'm not gonna act like an ass, i'm just going to tell them the situation and see if there's anything to be done, or if I'm fucked until spring. assuming they answer their phone
I had a friend who ONLY played as his mains
That means Fox in smash, Kilik in Soul Calibur and Law in Tekken
shit was lame
>>74282456
Ryu is the Ryu of smash.
>I take Smash VERY seriously
>>74282477
/mu/2 is my sm4sh main
how is it possible for janny to be THIS bad at his job
somebody make 3 early /cum/ threads so he can actually start paying attention
>>74282490
>tfw literal autismo plays DS non-stop at my University while wearing pokemon/chinese cartoon shirts every day
>>74282510
the haitian is the janny
>>74282514
people really like to fulfill stereotypes
Fucking autists posting cucking technices
>>74282514
and fucks more girls than you
>>74282548
chubby chaser hehe
>>74282548
thats cause he's being himself
>el HaitiANO is back
>>74282548
unimpressive
and more than likely has more friends than you
admit it, hes the perfect male
>>74282550
>neckbeard
>worst girl
>manboobs
checks out
I wish I had 3 friends and could date fat girls
>>74282593
bet you do
>doc is D tier in smash 4
reaaaaaa
mustache > full beard >>>>>>>>>>> goatee
business idea: load female police officer's guns with rubber ammunition
>>74282581
>manboobs
can YOU deadlift three plates?
also asuka is second only to misato
>>74282593
Maybe you would if you weren't a Red Sox fan
>>74282627
good post
business idea: load female police offers wombs with my seed
>Alcohol? 'tis the dullard's nectar
*ironically browses r9k*
hmmm
ah yes
business idea: sterilize wypipo
thanks
business idea: fuck drumpph
>mommy issues is second only to a raging alcholic with daddy issues
Someone talk shit about anime?
business idea: make america white again
I got over my daddy issues haha
@74282628
you're a orange duck fan.
a team that has no hockey or basketball team yet can't fill a stadium
a city where the citizens would rather destroy their city than see their team play
a team that is notorious for being the 4th best team in the division for the last 60 years
a team that gave up 30 runs in the last 3 games
never reply to me or my posts again
>max image limit
w e w
>>74282680
Roasted
>>74282673
*spits in mouth*
Migrate here I guess >>74279853
>>74282680
based reddit spacer
>>74282695
>291 posts
kys
>>74282604
why does this vain fuck have so many pictures of himself online
>>74281409
This anon has the power of foresight
>>74282680
Classic Red Sox Rage
Be glad the fact you're a loser is because of your overrated baseball team and not, oh I dunno, your personality
>people actually migrated early
It's like they want el haitiANO to continue
can't we all just get along in one thread /cum/?
not gonna hang out with that sick individual
Alrighty.
Once we hit 310, make a new thread and we migrate to that one
haitiANO will likely continue to stew in his own shit
>>74282840
same
>>74282885
>>74282874
>tfw he only shows up when janny goes to sleep
what if he's janny?
>>74282263
i mean, Clark is an immigrant technically.
>>74282943
raised in smallville since the day he was born
try again
>>74282943
An ILLEGAL immigrant
>>74282967
>another image
I am a man now and I am entitled to gf
good nite cummies
see you in the morning with another exciting breakfastpost
>>74283016
you work for a gf
>>74283018
night
>>74283018
night hospital
309
fail ^
>>74283118
>>74283118
>>74283118
non soiled edition