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A G R A R I A N I S M

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First for MISSOURI

Howdy

>>74281034

what are you doing in the UK you fart sniffing wetback beaner

Missouri just can't get a break! Sad!

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nth for Arkansan master race

>>74281061
Hitting the meth pipe rn

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>>74281059
your momma

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>>74281069
MAY NATURAL STATE REIGN TEN THOUSAND YEARS

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>>74281095
>Regnant Populus
God Bless

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>>74280975
I suppose so, and they just haven't been taught manners I suppose

At least the diners here are great and I get to see something other than pine trees.

Can I join?

>>74281162
Do you support the Yankees or us?

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>>74281162
sure

welcome chile

>>74281162
sure texas counts until the mexican percentage gets over 50%, still southern for now

>>74281215
Thats chile not texas lol

>>74281162
Texas is always welcome in the South

posting from previous thread

what city is worth visiting for southern hospitality and such

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>>74281252
wow you don't say

>>74281260
Atlanta for visiting, not for staying

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>>74281251
nice

this was our original seal after we got founded

is that a nekkid lady on top of the sallet?

>>74281260
Dallas Anything
south of Austin is A No-Go zone

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>>74281215
>>74281252
>>74281288

>>74281260
Savannah, Georgia
Any smallish town in the countryside

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>>74281293
It wouldn't be Virginian symbol if it didn't have tiddies on it.
>tfw our #Cruzmissile former Attorney General tried to have it removed from the flag a few years ago

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How are you guys holding up? Graduation is soon and I just want it to be over

>>74281260
raleigh is very nice, as is nashville and most cities in georgia

arkansas is all wilderness with a few meh cities

>>74281347
same desu
I'm finishing the last of my dissertation at the moment, it's 4 AM here but I'm running on the high of it finally being out of the fucking way

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>>74281366
>Tfw no job lined up

>>74281364
Hot Springs is pretty nice

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>>74281405
actually yeah, hot springs is super cozy, so is eureka springs

>>74281434
>so is eureka springs
Never been, what's in Eureka Springs?

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>>74281401
>tfw no life lined up

>>74281434
I love eureka springs I would go there again if I could

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>>74281458
super cozy town, like incredibly so

>>74281468
this guy gets it

you visit that awesome chapel?

>>74281496
Yes

>>74281496
Looks very comfy

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>>74281525
good

for those that havent BEHOLD THORNCROWN CHAPEL A HIDDEN ARKANSAN ARCHITECTURAL GEM

>People from Missouri can't even pronounce their own state correctly

>>74281672
>People in Missouri cant even make good roads

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>People in Missouri share their second-biggest city with Kansas

>>74281672
>>74281705
>buttblasted Kansas niggers

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>>74281672
>>74281705
>>74281721
The absolute STATE of Missouri rn

>>74281724
Im a Texan Master race

>People only remember of Missouri because of a fucking arch

>>74281751
>>74281775
>>74281769
I'm going to OD on meth now I hope your little "jokes" we're worth it

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>Missouri can't into South without creating massive bordergore

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>mfw when my state is the only place in the world with tiddies on it's flag

>>74281802
VA and KY have fairly irregular northern borders too, to be fair.

>>74281793
GOOD

>>74281793
It's cool, I'll probably OD on heroin later anyways.

:^)

>Missouri can't even decide if they want slaves or not

How is free labor for multiple generations a hard decision?

>>74281823
At least theirs are rivers

>the state of misery

did thread go dead?

>>74282048
It was just 10 minutes

>>74281340
Thats a boitiddie

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>brown eyes

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>>74282183
R8 my brown eyes

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Salutations my Southern Brothers

>>74282194
I don't like anything on a """person""" that's brown

>>74282194
SHIT eyes/10

Blue or nothing

>>74281802
only about half of misseri is Southern anyways
>tfw in the bad half

>>74281863
You could split MO in half using the river too and just use the southern half, but it wouldn't look much better I don't think. Someone wanna draw it?

>>74282205
Hi SD. I don't know much about your state.


Wall Drug is pretty neat though.

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>>74282224
Mt. Rushmore and Corn is pretty much it

Very agrarian, less than 1 million people, comfy cozy

>>74282205
This is an anime free general

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>>74282240
ok

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>>74282212
>blue-eyed nigger thinks he will ever be superior to the green-eyed master race

>tfw never went hunting

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>>74282337
>broccoli shit eyes
>master race

>>74282348
>Could never go hunting because parents were super liberal anti-gun

I have brown eyes and Dostoevsky had brown eyes. That's good enough for me.

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Brown is the color of chocolate and I like chocolate

Conway's just mad because he doesn't have sweet eyes

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>not having really dark brown eyes and dark brown hair and still being of completely European genealogy and 100% American

>>74282409
>>74282410
I'm also brown/brown.

>>74282380
Have you read much Dostoevsky?

>>74282445
I am currently reading Notes from Underground.

>>74282481
Been meaning to give it a proper read. Was supposed to have read it for school, but there were a couple times when I had so much reading to do that I ended up skimming or otherwise half-assing a lot of it, no way in hell I was going to get it all done without shutting myself in a room for days at a time. That was one of the victims, sadly.

Gonna go to bed buds

>>74282800
true

>>74282722
'night.

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>>74282355
Anon please, blue eyes look fine and all, but they can never match

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real Southron hours

>>74282948
Literally me.

>>74282948
I imagine he's holding a conversation about the spice blend being off at a newly-opened restaurant.

>>74283538
That would not be unlikely, after he sold KFC he greatly disapproved of the direction the food took, as somebody with a surprising but impressive knowledge of KFC's history once told me here.

>>74283587
Yeah, I think I read something to that effect on Wikipedia once.

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>implying he's wrong

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>>74284341
>implying I'll have the money for anything fun

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Bump

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>there are people outside celebrating commieday right now

>>74290985
Oh yeah huh, that exists. Pretty decisively nonexistent here in the States, or at least I never seen nobody give a damn about it.
You'll actually get to see another holiday in 16 days, if I'm not mistaken.

>>74291149
>or at least I never seen nobody give a damn about it.
I haven't either, as I've seen it's more of a European thing shared with Walpurgis Night (which isn't celebrated here).
>You'll actually get to see another holiday in 16 days, if I'm not mistaken.
Yeah, Norway's constitution day is May 17th. It's at least a fun day as opposed to this garbage which is basically just a second Sunday to most.

Good morning, y'all

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>>74294944
Mornin

>>74281013
first for the first dixie weeb ever from connecticut.

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>>74294944
>>74294986
Mornin

>>74295071
Not sure what you're getting at but here's a relevant book.

Have you guys recovered from the war yet?

>>74295195
decent

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I just finished my dissertation

>>74295730
Nice, congrats man

watching Hud atm, boys

thoughts?

>>74295730
Well done, bud.

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>>74295730
Congrats

>>74295730
What was it about college boy?

>>74290985


t. cuck

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>>74297239
Stinky dumb commie scum

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>>74297239
You sure showed me.

What is the difference between workers day and labor day?

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>on lunch
>3.5 hours til back and cozy

soon

>>74281013
I lived in Nashville for one year and in Chapel Hill for two.

I have to say, I love the South. Your accents are the best. Also, I didn't experience much racism, although I was living in university towns. I was impressed. Ah, and of course, everyone assumed I was Mexican.

>>74302214
>of course, everyone assumed I was Mexican.
To be fair, they are 70% of the Hispanic population here

>>74295730
I jelly.

I was doing a PhD in Europe but I quit halfway through it. My adviser was shit.

Now I'm going to the USA to start another. Wish me luck.

>>74302414
What are you going to be studying?

>>74296077
The partitions of Poland

>>74302765
how's the job market for history phds? you going back to the us?

i'm studying linguistics, so i feel your pain.

>>74302414
linguistics.

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>>74302414
Where are you going for your studies?

Good luck either way.

>>74302858
>job market for history phds
non-existent, I mostly did this out of personal interest. I'll probably just be a working class pleb for a while when I move back.

>>74303049
That isn't why, even if you love history, I would suggest not taking a degree in it. I personally love history but there is nothing to do with a degree in it. I started college attempting to get an American history degree but afternoon checking and seeing no jobs wanting it I switched to business.

>>74305944
nope, would not recommend it at all if you're doing it for job prospects. Only things it leads to is being a history teacher or an archivist, maybe a museum curator if you're lucky.

>>74306024
I've always wanted to be a highschool history teacher actually, but I'm to much of a Jew to be satisfied with a teacher salary.

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On a side note, I know that this belongs in /mu/ but they won't help, does anyone here play the banjo? I've been trying to get into it but I need some help knowing what to get. Hoping to learn to play Dixie.

>>74290985
>throwed rocks at commies today
felt great tbqh, shame non of my new friends at uni accepted my invitation to join

>>74306541
I'm terrible around kids so that was out of the question for me from the get-go unfortunately.

>>74307391
Doing God's work Turkbud

>>74306852
You can probably check around on music forums or leddit

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Bumping this thread

I have a physical reaction of disgust whenever I see a Black man kissing a non-black woman.

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>>74307391
Good.

>>74306852
I'll second this. I want to know how hard it is to get into this coming over from the geetar

>>74306852
>>74312428
/ky/ here

I've been playing for 5ish years.

Banjo (Get a cheap open back one w/o resonator, epiphone, deering, etc. make decent ones) and picks (If you're playing scruggs style, most teachers teach it).

Id highly rec. finding a teacher at a smaller second hand music shop or coffee shop that has bluegrass jams (They have them in KY at least)

>>74306852
afraid not, tis a heavenly instrument though

>>74312428
difficult from my understanding

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fn4YhHdhhUU

but i guess the better you are at picking guitar the easier picking a banjo would be

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>>74281091
>that image

>>74312621
>non-American playing the banjo
y tho

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>>74313221
y not

>>74313221
there's a fair number of British dixieboos, they show up here sometimes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHlbWNr8YTI

>>74313305
It's against God's way

>>74313359
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzt0v9roU6g

but its an african instrument

whose musical use was then perfected in the south

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>>74313341
>British dixieboos

>>74306852
Banjo is cool, I cant ever keep a beat with strumming instruments though, im fine with brass however, too bad you cant sing and play brass instruments

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>2007 was ten years ago

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>2003 was 38 years ago

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>>74313993
>2006 was 10 + 1 years ago

>>74306852
Nah. Doesn't belong in /mu/ unless you intend to start an underground banjocore label.
>>74313933
What d'you play?
>>74313993
Goddamn.

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>1999 was twelveteen thousand years ago

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>1865 was 1453 years ago

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>>74314333
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

A Year ago was 7 years ago

>>74314220
Just baritone, from high school of course, wouldnt be able to afford one, unless you are talking about string instruments, which in that case i did guitar, but got further on ukulele

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STOP IT

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>then was then but now is then

where did the time do

>tfw you will always be mentally in 2010

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>2 years 7 months to 2020

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60 Seconds Ago A Minute passed

>ywn live in an independent South
Why even live?

>>74314483
Baritone horn or sax?
>>74314561
Yeah, it's weird how certain years perpetually seem to be "yesterday" while they get farther and farther away.

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>it was april yesterday now its may

>>74314596
alright, that got me, not even memeing.
>soon "the twenties" will no longer refer to the 1920s

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>>74314670

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>America only started 2017 years ago

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Everyone celebrating commie day

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>2002 was 15 years ago

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>>74314677
Yes

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>>74314744
>tfw we will live through the neo-gilded-age and see WW3

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Do you like to absorb Yankees into your cock, /dixie/?

>>74314885
Hah. You're still reading those?

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>>74314885
What the fuck is this

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>>74314885
I gosh darn dern damn wish.

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>>74314929
it's hard to ignore something with this much meme potential

>>74314942
https://southern-god1.tumblr.com/
some majorly weird fetishist on Tumblr who gets off on muscle-bound Southern men becoming giants and destroying Northern cities, among other extremely bizarre things involving the South.

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>>74314942
Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.

>>74315182
Even though I do not like him I think hes a little better than Hillary Clinton.

Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.

https://youtu.be/aoXDe8HxHBA

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>>74315182
What in the name of Eli Whitney did you just spout forth about my person, you impudent Yankee? I must say unto thee that I finished top of my class at West Point, have led numerous clandestine sorties into Kansas, and own over 300 negro slaves. I am schooled in Napoleonic warfare and am the top duelist in the entire Confederacy. I am bowed up to smite thee with a fury that has never been seen south of the Mason-Dixon, by golly. You reckoned you could escape retribution by conveying such filth via yonder telegraph? I'm afraid that dog won't hunt, Yankee. As we speak I am mustering my underground network of copperheads across the Union and your telegraph office is being figured out lickety-split so you hath better prepare for a dust-up, bless your heart. The dust-up that will extinguish the pathetic spark of your being. Thou shalt soon shuffle off this mortal coil, varmint.
I can challenge thee to a duel at any time and any place and dispatch thee in over seven hundred manners via merely fisticuffs. Not only am I extensively schooled in pugilism, but I can requisition the entire armament of the Army of Northern Virginia and employ the whole kit 'n caboodle in order to cleanse thy filth from the Land of Cotton, you uppity abolitionist.
If only y'all could have perceived what ruination thy "slick" squawking hath marshaled against you, mayhaps you would've held your tongue. But you could not refrain, you did not abstain, and shall now reap the pain. I will engulf thee in grits and thou shalt choke upon them. Bless your heart, Yankee.

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>>74315293
this is fucking gold

>>74315075
Again, what the fuck.

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>>74315369
tumblr is a haven for the mentally ill

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>>74315293
saved

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>>74315426
I fully blame the increase of single mother households

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>>74315426

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>>74315524
there's a lot of things to blame anon

;_;

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>i bleed each month to help make humankind a possibility
>my womb is home to the divine


WELL GOD DAMN

Tumblr is decadent and depraved.

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>>74315712
the west is dead long live the west

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>>74315567
>it's misogynist to tell you to do something to avoid spreading disease

The west will live on in space while those on Earth are left to die

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>>74315863
We /Elysium/ now

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>>74315886
>The film itself offers deliberate social commentary which explores political and sociological themes such as immigration, overpopulation, health care, worker exploitation, the justice system, and social class issues.[6]

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>ywn live in the Confederated Star Systems of Dixie
>ywn be an admiral in the Confederate starfleet

>>74315965
We /starship troopers/ now?

>born too late to explore and colonise the world
>born too early to eat grits in Alpha Centauri

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>>74315571
It hurts so much.

>>74316100
>be me
>wake up in Stonewall, capital of New Dixie
>nigger stole my space bike
Fuck the eternal yanklo

>>74316463
>Drive through space ghetto
>Debris everywhere
>Starving glopnoop growling at me
Thankfully I live on the other side of the planet.

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>implying the South will need slave labour in the age of robotics
>implying private Southern space exploration firms in the future won't allow us to leave the geographical confines of the Southern US and finally have the empire we have always deserved
>implying the basketball-Americans are coming with us

>Trives to Spanada
>Leader is Still a feminist
>I am the only person there with a penis
Never am I going there again

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>>74316796
>mars is /dixie/ clay

we will expand on earth and into the stars

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>>74316796
>implying the Yanks won't ruin everything and insist that we let the blacks fly the ship for the sake of diversity

>>74316884
The Yankees go punish for being white by leaving us on a different planet and then jokes on them it becomes the best planet while their planet is a ghetto

>>74316960
In English bud

>>74316987
The Yankees Will Punish us by putting us on a different planet alone and turns out it becomes the best

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>texas english

>>74316960
>>74317011
You alright, bud?

>>74317046
>>74317036
>>74316987
Non-Texan English is Bad English

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>Non-Texan English is Bad English

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>>74317075
texan english is around the level of spanglish or ebonics

>>74316960
Can non-Texans really not understand this?

>>74317159
It's more fun to meme it.

>>74317159
I can but I want you to speak English ok sweetie :))))))

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How do we fix the Florida problem?

>>74317243
>b-but muh conservative Cubans

I literally forgot until now that Mitt Romney was ever a Presidential candidate

>>74317243
By Genocide the blue states

>>74317291
The Republican nominees have been shit since Bush Sr

>>74317291
I completely ignored that boring ass election, did I miss any good memes

>>74317343
Obongo telling Medvedev that he would remove the missile defense shield in Europe if Putin would lay off until after the election

>>74317343
Herman Cain quoted Pokemon in a speech
Ron Paul
Newt Gingrich wanting to build a moon base
yeah that was basically it

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>>74317312

>>74317312
Sounds like a plan

>>74317655
facebook communists are so fucking bad at memes

>>74317655
Replace Anime and Characters with Texas BBQ then your spot on

>antifa murdered a frat boy at university of texas

jesus fuck shit just got real, psycho leftists with knives ran around campus looking targeting fratboys and sorority girls

>>74316619
>be me
>mining asteroid field
>get a lunch break
>fly to the nearest space station
>takes 15 minutes to serve the two spaceships infront of me
>Some shisno lookin chimp comes to the window, smelling like shit, looks like hes high off his ass on Sansanna spice
>gives me the wrong order, but it's too fucking late anyways now that the lines backed all the way to laser gun store
I have to deal with this shit for the next 9 months till i get off site leave

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>tfw drinking for the first time in a month

>>74317722
Link

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>>74317714
>tfw will finally be able to use my smoker soon

>>74317722
Thats Austin for you

>>74317747
>>74317762
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2017/05/01/reports-one-dead-multiple-people-stabbed-university-texas/101169418/

>>74317134
It really isnt, texas is closer to midwestern except east of tyler, real hick speak would be Arkansas

>>74317791
>hick speak
FOY

>>74317779
Austin is a major city full of liberals so I already knew who did it before I read about it

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>>74317791
delet this

>>74317710
>>74317714
Fuck your opinions, it's a quality memememe

Gonna move to Yurop and introduce them to the magic of BBQ

>>74317722
>antifa
I thought I saw a shitskin in cuffs, antifa is 100% white

>>74317779
Where does it say anti-fa?

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>>74317866
Tell them about the superior texan bbq

>>74317905
Carolina >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Texas """BBQ"""

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>>74317866
>>74317905
Too late.

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>>74317898
>>74317901
http://totalfratmove.com/1-dead-multiple-injured-in-university-of-texas-stabbing-rumored-to-be-targeting-greeks/

statement from someone claiming responsibility for recent vandalism
https://itsgoingdown.org/university-texas-statement-from-frat-vandals/

pic related, its the attacker

>>74317944
>black
>antifa
hmmm

>>74317944
>It's a nigger
Well color me surprised

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>>74317816
>>74317837
Whats wrong with being a hick

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>>74317976
Yanks like you using the term to shit on people

>>74317905
I should get a grill, mostly just for the smell, who needs cologne when you smell like hickory smoke, bbq is a purely sexual experience

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A Insult a Yankee Uses>>74317976

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>>74317976
Yankeespeak for anybody that doesn't conform to their nasally, annoying vocal patterns

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*kills your dog*

>>74318000
>>74318020
Yankees self identify as such, if they are smart enough to know what yankee meams, so do people with hick, redneck, hillbilly, etc.

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>>74318090

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>every time the media publishes an article about Trump it includes some picture of him sperging out taken while he's in the middle of a sentence
merely a coincidence, I'm sure they did the same thing with Obama

Really like the Australian accent

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>>74318515

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>dixie
Stop

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>>74318648

^^74318648
>your existence
stop

>>74286442
>>74288438
Comfy handwriting my dude

>>74294911
Good book

>>74318648
where did u get this picture of me

NO
STEP
ON
SNEK

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>>74318775

>>74315571
This image is the cringiest thing I've seen today and I was in /i/'s sonic thread today

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>>74318663

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>>74318825
>he wants cringe

i got cringe

>>74318827
Stop owning slaves

>>74318825
>and I was in /i/'s sonic thread today
Tell us more about this.

why was the British Empire so fucking comfy? I wish it still existed so badly. Excluding us of course.

>>74318825
>I was in /i/
y tho

>>74318874
>>74318891
Extreme boredom

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>>74318874
i just looked

its fucking impressive

>>74318885
>we could have supported the british empire while they supported our independance
>neither did

>>74318923
They should have supported us first. Not very perfidious of perfidious albion to not take an opportunity to divide the country which would later outshine them.

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>>74318982
>ywn feel the surge of martial confidence from the words "the brits have recognized the confederacy"

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>Jeff Davis was too retarded to make this happen

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>>74319130
>glories all gone
>freedoms all gone
>just union now

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You're all just a bunch of cucks who feel nostalgic about bootlicking the old Southern elite.

>>74319167
>You're all
Opinion discarded
>the rest of that post
Opinion further discarded

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>>74319051
>>74319130
>>74319161
I'm ok

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>>74319167
no anon

its about BECOMING the southern elite

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I'm trying to mod Oblivion to make in playable in 2017 but am failing miserably, y'all

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>>74319472
>my xbox hueg finally pooped out
>still have my original morrowind

no game has enthralled and immersed me like morrowind tbqfhwyf

id sell my soul to play that shit anew

>>74319472
Just wait the 10 gorillion years for Skyblivion to come out

I wish that someone would make an Oblivion UI mod for Skyrim tho