this is a torta

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this is a torta

sorta torta

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these are tortillas

>>74280190
Is there any difference with the ones they eat in Méjico?

>>74280190
thick

Never had one. They look tasty. Why don't Mexican restaurants ever sell them?

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This is a torta.

>>74280322
I bought one at a Mexican place and felt ripped off. Buy anything else at the restaurant and you get loads of beans and meat, but this shitty little torta was just a bland bun with a teensy bit of meat and too much sauce.

>>74280250
ours are THICC

oddly enough, the closest you get to mexico, the thinner they get. guatemalan tortillas are not as thick as ours but not as thing as mexican tortillas.

nicaraguan tortillas are the thickest.

>>74280397
ayy limao

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>>74280250
T H I C K

>>74280322
Because it's street food you dummy, real restaurants serve gourmet food.

>>74280322
Just make one, buy the bread, and put whatever the fuck you want in it.

There isn't a specific way to make a torta really.

>>74280061
No, that's a sanduíche or a lanche >>74280397
this is a torta.

>>74280509
in your country maybe

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>>74280431
>sauce
>on a torta

>i'm sure it wasn't a "drowned" torta

Why would you put sauce on a torta?

>>74280397
Pastel

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>>74280535
>in your country maybe
Fucking everywhere. Your castellano is damaged. Fix it.

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One of these is a limón and the other is a lima.

>>74280618
Our Tortas > your Tortas

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>>74280618
Don't want to

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>>74280618
Chile

>>74280629
NO PLEASE

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this is a torta

They sell GOAT tortas at a mexican restaurant in my city, but they cost almost $10, fuck that shit.

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>>74280679
Pastel, this is a torta.

>>74280397
nigga thats cheesecake

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>>74280646
Oh you're deleting that post right now

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>>74280061
This two are tortas in Argentina

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>>74280657
>>74280661

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>>74280629
left is limon, there is no word in salvadoran spanish for the fruit to the right (limon amarillo?)

lima for us is this

>>74280717
Tortillas

>>74280703
make me, long boy

>>74280717
We call them tortilleras. No clue why

>>74280717
P sure i've heard people use that slang here too

>>74280726
This

>>74280749
This works too

>>74280322
I've had these in plenty of Mexican restaurants. Just be sure you're going to someplace fairly legit. They're also a staple of taco trucks. Damn good sandwiches.

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>mfw a mexican calls a zapote 'mamey' and a mamey 'zapote'

jesus, how can you be so confused?

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>>74280717
Cajeta

>>74280717
>>74280726
>>74280749
You call lesbians tortas and tortillas and shit? That's fucking weird.

>>74280800
is just one of the various names you can call a lesbian why tortas? I dunno

>>74280768
no seas mamey

>>74280787
cajeta means pussy here

why are you so sexual mexico?

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>>74280768
Mexican fruits, nahuatl name.

>>74280061
That's a sandwich.

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>>74280876
Concha

>>74280322
They do, just not in flyoverland.

>>74280800
It is. I heard that it's because you need to flip a tortilla in a skillet (tortilla proper, as in potato or other vegetables tortilla). Not sure if that's the real origin of the expression though

>>74280903
this also means pussy here

>>74280903
But is the word "concha" also asociated with vagina in Mexico? Also, how the fuck do you right "Mexico", I use "Méjico", but maybe it should be "México"?

>>74280979
México

And yeah, we also use it for Vagina.

>>74280979
Nope, I might have heard it once at some point, but not really.
México has been the only way, Méjico comes from Franco/RAE of the time because we pissed him off since we supported the Spanish Republic.

>>74280979

I wrote once "Mejico" in Taringa and like 4 mexicans went full mad kek

>>74281018
yeah normie mexicans get quite angry at that

>>74280876
>>74280903
>>74280923
A hallmark of a good language is many slang words for the vagina. I like this.

>>74280397
Thats a Tertè

>>74281018
>>74281056
...Why? I mean that would be like an American getting mad about 'Murrica, except even dumber.

>>74281086
it's because we pronounce the x different in our spanish

>>74281004
We do? I mean, normally speaking... there are other words I hear way more often.
>>74281018
I mean, it is the name of our country, so it is kinda like an important and personal issue for us. And we simply are not used to seeing it written like that. Most people probably don't even know it is technically correct according to RAE. After years of seeing it used as a form of bait to Mexicans, I don't care now, but most normies will get mad.

>>74281086
Imagine the Oxford Dictionaries saying "Murica is a correct form of writing America" because you pissed off the UK prime minister or something.

>>74281115
>Imagine the Oxford Dictionaries saying "Murica is a correct form of writing America" because you pissed off the UK prime minister or something.
This would make me laugh harder than anything has made me laugh in a really long time if it actually happened, but I guess some people have shit tier senses of humor.

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>>74281086

>>74281175
It's a form of cultural shock really. Most people here are not even aware it is a thing outside of Mexico until they see it for the first time on the internet. And then people form other countries act like "let me tell you how to write the name of your country".

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>>74280588
This is a pastel.

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>>74281241
This is a gringo

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this is a gabacho

>>74281544
This is ThE gabacho >>74281532

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>>74281532
This is a gringo

>>74280061
fuck you that is a sandwich

>>74281018
It's okay, that's not even the real name. The real name is "Meshico", but it seems I'm the only one that call it like that IRL

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>>74280061
Te daré una torta

>>74281241
You're not supposed to tell people you're a board janitor.

>>74282086
kek

>>74280061
I fucking love me some pork shoulder tortas
I also like short curvy brown women and industrious coworkers

You mexicans are alright.

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>>74280190
this is a REAL tortilla

(the flatbread it good too)

>>74280061
Thats a sandwich.

>>74282685
Nah, that's a sánguche

>>74282638
on a related note, what do Latin Americans call what Spaniards call a tortilla?

here torta is either cake as in wedding or birthday cake, or a lesbian

and tortilla is the same as in spain

>>74280397
That's a fork.

>>74282726
We don't usually eat that, but we have something similar that we call "torta de huevo". It's thinner and doesn't have potatoes

>>74282801
Also, we don't call cake "tortas", we say "queque"

>>74281086
southamericans get 10 times more butthurt when a spaniard or mexican call them sudaca

>>74280717
Lelas

>>74282970

When a spaniard call us sudaca is annoying, in the other hand when a mexican call us sudaca is cringy...

It's like when a moldovan call "gypsy" to a romanian, i mean, know your place.

>>74282970
What does sudaca actually mean? It's just southerner, right?

>>74283014
It's like when an argie tries to insult someone.

Like, know your place nigger.

>>74282726
Either omelet or Spanish tortilla

>>74283127

Why did you got so salty? I did nothing...

>>74281086

This answers your doubt, if a mexican got butthurt for nothing, they also can get salty for writting Mejico instead of Mexico.

>>74283019
Dont know,i never use this world, but i thought is a shit for the SA ilegalls in spain
>>74283127
???

>>74283212
The "know your place" felt kinda like an insult, sorr y if i misunderstood.

>>74283019
It means that you are from South America in an insulting manner, sort of like how the word "nigger" is the offensive word of black, "sudaca" is the offensive version of "sudamericano" (South American).
In Spain it is practically used as a pejorative form of "Latin American" instead of South American, however. They often speak as if South America starts right below the US, so that's why.
In Mexico, we know that geographically speaking we are part of North America so some Mexicans don't feel identified by the word, so they use it instead to insult South Americans, and they get more butthurt than when a Spaniard use it. So there's that.

>>74283127
Argies are Spanish and Italian that's what I saw in Buenos Aires. It doesn't make sense to call them a Sudaca they prefer boludo.

>>74283527
Sudaca means South American but it is used as a synonym of Latin American by Spaniards since they don't make the distinction between the two.
It makes sense to call them sudaca, because it is not a racial slur, it is a xenophobic slur, and it means South American. And they are South Americans.

>>74283527
Moors and Turkitalians are the sudacas of Europe, so there is no difference

>>74283565
Oh makes sense now desu I came because the food lured me in.

>>74283527
CHI

>>74283658
CA

>>74283783
NO

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>>74283527
>>74283565
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veyMu8mZ-VU

>>74283893
Hey I recognize you, you posted the same video on one of my threads after say sudaca,

>>74280103
CHI

>>74284930
LAN

>>74284945
GO

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>>74280061
that's a sandwhich
this is a torta

>>74280397
this

>>74280397
>>74280679
>>74285220
hmmm... very tasty looking pasteles you have there

>>74280061
That's a bocadillo and it looks terrible. Why doesn't Mexico have a fiambre culture? That's what you're supposed to put in those.

>>74280749
This is a thing here too.

>>74282638
Good chap.

>>74280828
That sounds fucking hilarious, imagine chilling with your friends at a bar and some lesbos walk in. You can call them tortas and not feel bad.