Why don't Americans have Saints?

>>74274731
They don't?

>>74274731
But they do have some:

-St. Burger
-St. Coke
and St. Freedom Fries.

>Saints
Low-key polytheism, that

>>74274826
This
Say no to Romish popery and its devil practice

But we do?
They just won the superbowl not that long ago.

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>>74274731

>op thinks papism of balkans applies to protestant world empire

They aren't actual catholics, their god is money.

>>74274996
>money
>not guns.

>>74274975
>US
>World empire
You are giving aid to countries like Israel while China is colonising Africa.

>>74274996
At least their god provides.

>>74274996
The wicked shall burn.

because they aren't real Christians.
They have many meme cults that believe in creationism and stuff like that

>>74275077

catholicism provides old men for young boys, it's the Brazilian tradition

>>74275051
Just because you agree with or do not agree with a policy does not mean that the United States is any less of a world empire. Africa might be under Chinese hegenomy soon but our influence is already far greater

>>74274975
>balkans
>papism

>USA
>protestant
>world empire

>>74275207
>Religious denominations in US
>Christian 70.6%
>Protestant 46.4% adult population
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=protestant+religion+in+usa

>Catholicism in Slovenia
>Roman Catholicism being the largest Christian denomination in the country. According to 2002 census, adherents of Christianity represented 60.9% of the total population of Slovenia.
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=religion+in+slovenia

They don't have saints but they have Los Angeles
jeje

>>74274731
Saints are gay

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of course we have saints

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>implicating we don't have saints

>>74274731
friendly reminder that saints are idols

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Santa Claus comes from the Sinterklaas.

>>74278202
Which is Saint Nicholas.

We do though - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:American_Roman_Catholic_saints

>>74278202
Without the Netherlands you would be celebrating Jesus instead of Santa Claus.