/brit/

cara

dont care about politics as long as i live good

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Reminder, if you're anything less than this, you can fuck right off to /lgbt/. Or better yet, reddit.

can you fucking cunts stop making new threads at 300 posts with awful /pol/ OPs which guarantee 75% of the thread will be utter rubbish and wank

hahaha, scrotes

>>74264071
ok babe

>>74263960
/pol/ is a joke

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Is antisemitism red or bluepilled?

>>74263960
>fat autist says there will be racemixing threads at certain times on certain boards
>fat autist makes racemixing threads at those times on those boards
>fat autists chimp out
state

>>74263960
this is unironically true
has been 24/7 for about a year now

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>>74264059

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Ritsu

>>74263960
Arse

Need an arse gf

>>74264049
I feel that many people in my country are dissatisfied with the current course we're on and I'm in a good position to affect change. I believe it is my duty.

>>74264102
who gives a fuck
talk about something normal

>>74264100
a lot of the time, but i could just about believe that one

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>>74264134
'zusa

>>74264141
wtf i hate non-whites now?!

>>74264143
a gf who is an arse?

>>74264115
Get out, you dirty liberal commie cunt.

>>74264073
Can't be arsed to complete this, but here's your (You) anyway

>>74264102
This is why no one likes you. Fuck off to /pol/

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Always shit with my gun in the room with me in case shit happens you know

>>74264143
>I'm in a good position to affect change
huh? are you planning to start a revolutionary process? or just going to post infographics on 4chan

would take a full on anime thread over another boring autistic racial shitfest one and i want all anime fans to be chained to a nuclear device and launched into the sun

>>74264214
is that a carpet in the crapper?

Gf left me for a taller, more athletic lad

Feel a bit down

>>74264143
>I feel that many people in my country are dissatisfied with the current course we're on and I'm in a good position to affect change. I believe it is my duty.

Should have used 'effect' there you dense cunt

>>74264214
>Yanks have carpets in their bathrooms

if Tim Curry was Indian he'd be called Tim Curry

Yes, when a violent right wing extremist nativist commits acts of violence, my first thought is about how dangerous the Muslims are. I mean, when has violent nationalism ever caused problems in Europe?

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>>74264214
I know

for some reason the years that fall on even odd numbers always feel like surreal nightmares and the ones that fall on even numbers are like actual reality for me

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>>74264260
it's the homeware section of wal-mart. our hero is in the model living room.

>>74264260
It's clearly a mat.

reckon hearing voices would be cool

why do rorkes hate jews so much? they've done nothing wrong

>>74264329
nice psychosis

>>74264329
could you give me an example of an even odd number

>>74264219
I'm a young buck in Whitehall and I'm progressing quickly

>>74264195
Yeah

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any other centrists in?

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waiting on the new troopz vid

>>74264354
jealousy

need to kill my tulpa

>>74264378
I prefer the term left-right

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The Kyary gf

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>>74264311
>when has violent nationalism ever caused problems
because of democracy/multiculturalism

*plays the tuba*

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Kissed a girl on an night out this weekend (after genuinely several years without female contact) and now getting extremely bad tfwnogf.

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>>74264073
i'm doing alright so far

>>74264268
Yeah you're right

'affect' does still work but it's not what I intended

>There's a weird autismal fight for last word in the dead thread
wew lads. what's wrong with people like that? is it loneliness?

>>74264073
how about we do this but you have to state your political stances too

just as an experiment

Went to the paki shop and was 2 quid short off what I wanted to buy, but the paki behind the counter let me off and said to just bring it next time
wtf I love pakis now

>>74264449
Tanzania is a multicultural society that seems to have had no major conflicts.

same with the UK (wales, english, scottish, islanders, norn ironers)

iran is multicultural never had any major issues (azeris and iranians and baloch and gilan/manzandari and luri people) with it

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>i have never been arrested

>>74264449
The EU is destined to fail because of this, the faster they try to integrate the faster it will fall

>>74264073
you're a loser if you still buy games

REALLY need to kill my tulpa before he kills me first. I'm sure he is going to try to and I don't know what to do. I'm scared.

Alt-right nazi freaks get the fuck out of this thread

>>74264596
>tulpa

>>>/mlp/

going to smoke some dope and try to shake this fomo feeling

>>74264073
I'm none of these apart from 'no vehicle' (I live in London) and less than ten happy memories in the past year

Southern English accent is very sexy on girls

Russia is a multicultural country and it goes mostly fine if you ignore the caucasus.

>>74264574
got arrested in cicero illinois for possession after my friend beat up a cop

>>74264574
I was arrested because of my autism
The police started questioning me because they thought I stole a car and I was nervous as fuck because I have social anxiety and they kept asking me why I was nervous and then they arrested me :(

>>74264617
>everyone says they don't drive because tey live in London
>roads are busy 24/7

How is this possible if nobody has a fucking car?

>>74264605
He is not a pony.

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>>74264612
>going to smoke some dope

Hol' up

>>74264664
Lots of people in London

It's all taxis and rich people and tourists driving

>>74264574
got arrested after a 3 minute chase with the coppers and for tagging

Bored and lonely x

you haven't lived unless you've been in a police chase and got away

>>74264666
>he
haha, bit gay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Fr5-16ZnPM

>tfw no bf (female)

I wonder what self professed white nationalists think of ambiguously white ethnicities like Portuguese, Spaniards, Italians, Greeks, etc.

>>74264744
Do you still tag, lad?
I'm 20 years old and I still do it, am I too old?

>>74264815
pls be in denver

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bath time

>>74264835
I am actually

>>74264840
post boipussy

>>74264840
love that little shelf for all your toiletries, very nice

I'm pleased to be chilling in the west indies

>>74264862
prove it

>>74264827
nah stopped around 19-20 years old but i know some people who are 23-24 and still tagging. just do as you want mate fuck what others think about that at least you have hobbies

https://youtu.be/Z1bGYdyQX8c

My gf

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>>74264912
just took this pic of the view from my window

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>>74264073
>>74264525
proud natsoc

>>74264840
I'm bisexual and have a foot fetish, but mens feet and legs are always a massive turn off
I just love dicks desu

making diner (microwave sosages and potatto)

Just ate a lot of chicken pakoras

fucking delish

there is no spoon

>>74264958
>natsoc degenerate

>>74264962
didn't ask for your blog, fa.m

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>microwave sosages

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Is James autistic?

>>74264962
dicks are kinda feminine if you think about it

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>>74264073
commie

>>74264786
I have never had sexual relations with my tulpa.

I fucking love science

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in bed

bunch of you were born without aspergers
you had potential

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>>74265017

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>>74264968
>sosages

>>74265069
good evening reddit

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>>74264950
soz I'm on the other side

>>74265064
why not haha, i would

business idea: nightcore boiler room

>>74265043
Mine is

It's vascular and hairy and throbbing and powerful

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Between 2001 and 2009 the Muslim population increased almost 10 times faster than the non-Muslim population.[9] The majority of Muslims in United Kingdom belong to the Sunni denomination,[10] while smaller numbers are Shia and Ahmadi. In terms of national heritage, the largest groups of British Muslims are Pakistanis and Bangladeshis.[11][12] Smaller groups are Indians, Arabs, Kurds, and Africans.

just ordered a cheeky singapore rice noodle haha

got work tomorrow but I'm watching Inter v Napoli

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shagging this tranny in about 30 minutes time

wish me luck lads

Wish I died for 24 hours, never been this bored in my life

science is for cucks lmao

niggers are subhuman btw, scientifically proven

>>74265103
Sorry, I'm just watching Bill Nye and I got ahead of myself

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Saw some complete cunts in the park today playing Quidditch, seriously

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/I%27m_Backing_Britain

This wouldn't happen today

>>74265023
>millionaire family man

yeah, he's autism personified!

My uni lecturer made me stay behind after the lecture and asked me why I sit ad far away as possible from other people and asked me if I have friends
haha kill me

>>74265130
you're a big frog
first one to talk gets to stay in my pond
haha

>>74264925
>EU
>closed door
oh, ben

>>74265160
he looks old enough to gobble your knob and not have any teeth to ruin it desu

>>74265197
should have chinned the nosy cunt

>>74265197
Did this really happen

admiring my sexy legs while i bathe

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overdue paying accommodation so why dont they send an email about it

Sad!

>>74265247
Pics

>>74265197
Cannot imagine this

never had a biggest natural adrenaline rush than when i was having a chase with the coppers

i make £85/hour working from home

>>74265172
>en.m
hm, i wonder why the threads have been so shit lately..

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>Sorry, I'm just watching Bill Nye and I got ahead of myself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zdm0b_OE2QQ

france what do you think of lorenzo
quite like this choon

lecturer's instated a no singles policy

Us white Irish diaspora really need to stfu when it comes to who is and isn't Irish

>>74265197
white power

>>74265269
>>74264840

"It almost passes belief that at this moment 20 or 30 additional immigrant children are arriving from overseas in Wolverhampton alone every week - and that means 15 or 20 additional families a decade or two hence. Those whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad. We must be mad, literally mad, as a nation to be permitting the annual inflow of some 50,000 dependants, who are for the most part the material of the future growth of the immigrant-descended population. It is like watching a nation busily engaged in heaping up its own funeral pyre. So insane are we that we actually permit unmarried persons to immigrate for the purpose of founding a family with spouses and fiancés whom they have never seen.
Let no one suppose that the flow of dependants will automatically tail off. On the contrary, even at the present admission rate of only 5,000 a year by voucher, there is sufficient for a further 25,000 dependants per annum ad infinitum, without taking into account the huge reservoir of existing relations in this country - and I am making no allowance at all for fraudulent entry. In these circumstances nothing will suffice but that the total inflow for settlement should be reduced at once to negligible proportions, and that the necessary legislative and administrative measures be taken without delay."

Why didn't you listen to Enoch Powell, lads

>>74265172
>The campaign started spontaneously when fiveSurbitonsecretaries volunteered to work an extra half-hour each day without pay to boost productivity and urged others to do the same
Fucking hell imagine some cunt trying this in your workplace

lecto called me a virgin in front of everyone

watching this

extremely interesting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-xCIstDBaI&feature=youtu.be

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>>74265247
feels good to be a babe

>>74265288
very good flow but persona & lyrics are heavily cringy

Can't stop watching police interviews with paedophiles. They're fascinating and make me feel better about myself.

don't know what a snapchat, instergram or kik is

also overheard some normblots talking about a dab or something earlier, fucking hate all these younguns

Need a bf with slightly hairy but slender legs

>>74265243
>>74265272
Unironically it's trus
I'd have friends if everyone on my course wasn't a reddit browsing, meme spouting, "gamer" twat

All my lads are back home getting drunk and snorting charlie as we speak and I'm stuck here with these nobs

It doesn't help things when I literally look like a school shooter

scalding hot!

>>74265172
Good

Stalinist-tier nonsense

>>74265394
link a couple please laddo

A girl pulled her hoodie forward today for me to look down it and see that she was topless beneath it.

I went VERY red in the face.

>>74265384
I've seen the photos of you and you just look like an ugly runt

don't believe those freaks

>>74265388
reckoned he was a bit of a twat when i saw the brazzers shirt but the flow is indeed quite good

>>74265394
Link

>>74265455
fantasy

>>74265460
no need to be jelly hun ;)

>>74265434
STEM life innit

>>74265434
this 2bh
my reddit radar goes haywire around certain (young) people lmao
i think social media must really fuck with peoples heads lmao

>my shitty life is a LITERAL FANTASY for the yank
howling

reddit radar

had hiccoughs for about ten minutes ffs fuck off

>>74265473
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1La31wHxr_o good choon

lucozade is too strong for me so I water it down

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http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2017/04/28/trump-im-a-nationalist-and-a-globalist/

>Trump: ‘I’m a Nationalist and a Globalist’

>>74265434
literally me except i still do drugs with the lads outside of school

>>74265535
neek

bad choices make good stories lads

>>74265197
My lecturers bully me for having a girl friend that isn't my girlfriend.

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Never buying an all glass phone again, it's just too fucking slippy. Already dropped the cunt onto hard surfaces so many times that it's cracked to shit, and I always drop it on my stupid fucking face when I use it in bed. Smacked my right on the fucking bridge of my nose just then.

FUCK SAMSUNG. FUCK GOOKS. FUCK GLASS PHONES.

This is my last post on 4chan. My tulpa is without a doubt going to kill me. I am going to call all of my family and friends now before it happens. Goodbye.

>7 tim videos today
The lads on fire. Will miss him when he's inevitably sectioned.

this website is a reddit colony now

unlucky cucks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ptu5-ZXITM

NEED to listen to this whilst sipping on 7up and codeine

uni is full of cringey twats
closest I made to a friend while I was there was putting my willy in a girl who lived on campus but we didn't even meet at uni

>>74265535
angry poster in 3 2 1

>>74265633
Do you know what a phone case is you stupid motherfucker?

reddit colony

>>74265434
There's a group of people in my Comp Sci course that sit at the back of the room playing League of Legends in all the lectures. And at least one has said "you'd like /pol/" forcing me to pretend I thought he said "pole" because I'd never heard of 4chan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiFB_v7uHaY

It's in my trunk lads

I was a bit of a Morty in my teens, but now I'm shaping up to be a full-blown Rick. Haha.

*gets schwifty*

>>74265665
this is from bygtime volume 2 no? best screw tape

>>74265658
I honestly will miss him. I honestly don't think I'll forget Tim as long as I live, his whole life is just so fucking weird and surreal.

And it's just going to stop suddenly and we'll probably never find out what happened to him.

Escort said she wouldn't rim my arse because my haemorrhoids were too bad. I made sure they weren't bleeding before I went but I admit they're unsightly.

Fucking hell lads I feel awful, probably going to get a bad review on adultwork too.

>>74265633
>drop it on my face when I use it in bed
Do this all the time. Dropped the fuck out of my last glass phone and it's only got a few scratches on the back.

>>74265355
I don't get these comments. They act like the problem is Islam. The problem is extremism. Extremism of any kind is bad, not just Islamic.

I don't know... Weird.

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>>74265633
Get a case you nonce
Dropped mine loads over the years and it's fine because of one

>buying a phone

Stupid rorke

Just binge watched Rick and Morty this weekend. Oh my god, so many references on /brit/ make sense now. *gets schwifty*

>>74265739
licked the gfs 'rrhoids

>>74265755
the virgin case

thought I'd do a bit of looking into EE, turns out I should know a bit of maths before even starting the introduction. Time to learn calculus I guess

loving the seplut kots

the pen is mightier than the phone

gf won't do anal

>>74265739
state of you

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>>74265799
>EE

>>74265633
>tfw have a case but never drop it anyway
Curved screen seems stupid though

(You) me

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>>74265803
goooood

I sit at home doing nothing. was thinking of going into Comp sci at uni but it looks difficult as fuck

>>74265675
simmer down lad
>>74265740

fucking how when I see that Samsung advert on TV where they bollockbust the S8 like crazy in their lab, heating it and bending it and freezing it but it can't stand a fucking foot-high drop from my hand onto the bathroom floor while I'm taking a shit.

LYING FUCKING GOOKS.

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are corbyn

>>74265851

>>74265755
>not getting one that looks like a wallet

unprofessional pham

>>74265723
yeah it's classic

>>74265834
Good post

>>74265857
Comp Sci is easy as piss.

Give me exactly two (You)s

Become the very person I despise. Used to be as fit as a fiddle now I'm 15 stone and get out of breath going up the stairs.

Got to make a change lads don't know where to start though

>>74265911
>>74265911
>>74265911

>>74265877
puppet strings etc

>>74265633
>screen protector
>case

>>74265921
what size stone mate

>>74265921
EAT LESS AND EXERCISE MORE
fat fucking mong

some charli xcx tunes are very good sped up

Now withhold (You)s from me but mention my post number

>>74265910
t. that autistic school shooter that got A*s without revision

just saw a ghost and now i believe in god

>>74265876
whoops haha almost got tricked haha

>>74265921
stop eating, fatty

>>74265857
Everything in life is difficult. Do Comp Sci. It pays well and it's an in-demand line of work. People pretend to love their career, but it's just a way to pay the bills. There's no better line of work for 4chan-types than ayy Computers lmao.

>>74265969
ye

I'm arse at Python and PHP though.

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mowed the lawn

just saw god and now i believe in ghosts

>>74265962
charli's underrated. she's defo willing to collab with some interesting people.

>>74266003
the virgin course

need charli xcx's hairy sweaty fanny in my face

>>74265962
Give an example. I like music that works at 1.5x speed or 0.75x speed best

>>74265871
I have the S7, I've dropped it plenty times and found it to be resilient as fuck

>>74266034
what about her arsehole?

>>74265921
stop eating as much

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What did he mean by this?

>>74266015
No, you cut the grass

>>74266043
Standard S7 or the Edge? Was looking at buying the S7, it any good ?

felt a really satisfying shit coming, decided to have a wank first before doing it and now it's disappeared
greed has ruined my night

>>74266042
roll with me and ILY2 with a sped up bpm is fucking sound
otherwise its quite poor

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>watching bbc weather for north west
>this mutant is doing the forecast
Put me off my butter pie.

about to do an avant-bait lads

just saw a dead person and now i believe in the afterlife

>>74266052
>Following

utter runt

fuck sake I can't even learn calculus, time to learn precalculus I guess

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>>74266088
qt desu

>>74266089
*vapes patiently*

>>74266088
>bbc weather for north west

>showing the southern most areas of england
hm

>nothings free in this world

err what is the woolwich ferry x

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*plays jerusalem*

>>74266072
Standard

Yeah I really like it, solid battery life, it's not too big but still has a reasonably sized screen and it's fast as fuck

getting a bit too warm in the bath >_<

>>74266088
tfw no qt maimed gf

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bfwm

>>74266088
is that the same mutant from cbeebies

>>74266114
*screws around with air-flow slits for a half hour*

Yes... Now I'm satisfied. *does a vape*

>>74266066
the mower cut the grass

i just walked it around

>>74266142
*dumps a bucket of ice water on you*

>>74266159
love big fat willy men

*throws an ice cube incredibly hard directly at your face, drawing blood from just below your eye*

hahaha how about now

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borders are stupid

just binge read this thread
pretty shit, don't get the hype, hopefully the sequel is better

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>>74266180

here's the thing about /pol/:

>>74266199
Fucking hell lads forgot to quote

Please ignore this

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>tfw the more I learn about cell and molecular biology the more inclined I am to believe that the universe may have been created by a higher power

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Future DLR extensions proposed lads

The more my coworkers and family respect me, the less I respect myself. Hehe. I hate my life.

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PROUD TO BE BRITISH

I want to cook more like Jamie Oliver.

>literally chug bottles upon bottles of olive oil by itself

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wonder what we'll see in 10 years time

am an atheist and hate the catholic church but still wear a crucifix and identify as a catholic cause I just hate progressives that fucking much

doing my best

*kisses you then paralyses you with a ladder*

love ya pal

doing my worst

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ate a 2000 calorie cake
120 grams of fat
120 grams of sugar

>>74266276
Nothing manlier than getting together with the lads for a bit of the ol' bodily destruction.

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>>74264073
literally nothing wrong with torrenting and i'm a student so the government money can't be helped

if i pass my driving and get a car do i ascend to normiehood

>>74266212
They can all live in your house then.

>>74266358
>ladder

>>74266349
good on you

>>74266326
probably back to small ones again

>>74266385
master race

>>74266358
it's a chair, everyone and their mom owns that set of chairs you troglodyte

>>74266326
a wearable "ecosystem" instead of a single phone
e.g. people will have smart glasses, smart watches, etc.

>>74266326
the company i aspire to work for is making the next gen iphones

>>74266449
migrate

>>74266003
This desu
You'll have zero friends on your course unless you like league of legends or counter strike or reddit through

>>74266160
wouldn't know, nonce.

getting out the bath now

moving on to shower

>>74266438
>mom

>>74266443
Smart watches have been a thing for yonx

>>74266492
I'm from the West Midlands.

>>74266438
>mom
Get rid of that netflix account you complete and utter twat.

>>74266326
going to shrink back down when good voice recognition renders UI obsolete

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>Get rid of that netflix account you complete and utter twat.

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>>74264073
ie~i

>>74266492
gimmick idea: combine yank and brit slangs for mother; moum

>>74266438
>mom
going to have to ask you to relinquish your citizenship

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>>74264073
How did I do?

Just checked out this whole Rick and Morty thing, lads. Was skeptical at first, but I think I've just witnessed the opus magnum of early 21st century adult-oriented animation.

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>going to shrink back down when good voice recognition renders UI obsolete

>>74264664
>Population of London: 8.7 million

>Scotland: 5.3mil
>Wales 3.1mil
>NI: 1.8 mil


that's a lot of people in one city, of course some will have cars. but public transport in London is decent enough and you don't need a car anyway

>>74266617
>voice technology

dumb gimmick that nobody uses
in all the years its been out, I've only seen one person doing the Siri thing in public and everyone stared at him like he was insane

>>74266558
got a chuckle out of me that post did

>>74266558
>>74266622

>>74266542

>>74266591
why pay for the stuff on there when you can get it for free

>>74266570
>good voice recognition
That won't happen until we get AI, which won't happen until we get quantum computing which won't happen.

>>74264664
>roads are busy 24/7
Wrong

london traffic is surprisingly good

the yank's on damage control

Rick and Morty? More like Rorke and Morty.

>>74266740
the congestion charge is great

>>74266475
>>74266475
>>74266475

>>74266671
combine poo and arse: arsepoo

>>74266771
More like Rorke and 'sheedy

Would've heemed anyone who uttered the words "Rick and Morty" 48 hours ago. Love it now. *buuurp*

benzos & vodka tonight

>>74266779
They're increasing it soon

The congestion charge will apply to all of London, not just the centre. And the centre will have a T charge, which is like €30 a day

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Alright lads. Red pill me on Reddit and Morty.

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>>74266666
testified

Rick and Morty? I'm more of a South Park man myself

just woke up
mmmm very refreshed
back to sleep
talk tye again
bye

>>74266907
reddit tier show

>>74266991
we've just started in secret place how sad

>>74266907
more like redditpill lol

*listens to Elvis*

Ah, yes. So this is what my grandparents fucked to.

>>74267020
>>74267042
The thing about Rick and Morty is, yeah, it's Reddit, but it's a very good take on adult animation. It's a maturation of the genre. It's a more sophisticated and cinematic take on something that's been stale and boring for a decade now.

My top 5 favourite things about Rick and Morty. 1: The dialogue isn't clunky. 2: There's actual narrative. 3: All the good 80s references, because we all remember the 80s. 4: Cannot reiterate this enough; LOVE Rick. 5: Look at that animation!

Can't decide if I'm more of a Rick or more of a Morty. Think I used to be a Morty, but I'm slowly morphing into a Rick. Haha.