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first for niggers get the rope

Wank to Crank

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woah
this is so powerful xx

5'8" here and let me tell you some thing you pieces of fucking shit.

I'm handsome as fuck and have a babyface that allows me to pull easy teen pussy because of it. You should see some of the tight little bodies I've fucked. I have a 7.5in dick and not a single girl I have ever banged has failed to text/call me for a bootycall late at night. I embrace any challenge I get from someone who tries to stand in my face and intimidate me with their height, because it's pathetic. Low center of gravity, fast reflexes, and ridiculous core strength will allow me to either 1) quickly take you to the ground where I will stomp your fat face or 2) out last you with endurance because your shitty, overweight frame required to ground that extra height made you more tired. I make 85k a year as an mid-level engineering manager at Ford (I'm 23 btw, they will most likely promote me to upper management within the next 2-3 years). I fuck shit up in every single sport and would destroy any of you (minus basketball where skill/talent is substituted out for height). I've been compared to Messi in my soccer style. Quick dribbling and cutting in between every opponent in front of me. I scored 95 goals throughout my high school varsity soccer career. I made the varsity football team freshman year as starting runningback but soccer and football were the same season so I couldn't dominate both.

Sports I would destroy you at in order

Soccer
Football
E-sports
Baseball
Endurance running
Tennis
Golf
Footgolf
Ping Pong
others

I know you Ugly is a given. Probably curly hair. Tried to grow a beard but it was patchy and you were sad for awhile about that. Struggling to find a way to validate yourself you took to reminding everyone how you're "Over 6 feet tall!", as if that was some sort of cutoff for being a man. When in reality you're just as pathetic as every other self-hating wannabe piece of shit out there, yet you have somehow convinced yourself you've won the genetic lottery.

>girl fucks the same guy 50 times
>no problem
>girl fucks 50 different guys once
>"lol hot dog down a hallway xDDDD"

explain

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Ritsu

>>74259411
we can only hope
we can only hope

>>74259475
but I thought lefties were tolerant of everyone

business idea: open a bowling alley with my spuds in place of bowling pins

>>74259482
Its more about disease and values than about the state of her vagina.

>>74259482
a key that can open any lock is impressive
a lock that opens to any key is shit

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>>74259501
jesus CHRIST

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>gfs dragging me to the middle of derbyshire to visit her parents

is there anything to do in matlock or am I just going to get bored and go stir crazy?

a literal paki made this post:74259515

>>74259515
Be the change you want to see in the world lad

>>74259501
oh yeah

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wish a nuke would burst my bollocks

>>74259537
'sheed

>>74259558
haha, that's hilarious, did you come up with that yourself?

>>74259558
bet you came up with that all by yourself didn't you
proud of you

>>74259558
Oh yeah? And why can't women be the key?

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sue

business idea: paki genocide

>>74259606
you've never made a half decent post in this general lad

>>74259478
Imagine being that angry over being short

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FOR HE HIMSELF HAS SAID IT
AND ITS CLEARLY TO HIS CREDIT
THAT HE IS AN ENGLISHMAN
HE REMAINS AND ENGLISH MAN!

>>74259475
>wow, that's a lot of plants, that'll be... £140
>erm, i saw a thing about conservatives outside
>did you vote conservative?
>i did
>well then that'll be £154 because i fucking hate tories
>lol nope, bye bigot
>WHY IS MY BUSINESS FAILING?

@74259628
for

Where does Corbyn plan to get money from to save the NHS, Education, Transport and all the other shit he says?

Do Labour even have an economic policy?

Just had the worst nightmare ever

Can't remember the pre-amble, but the end bit was me driving in a car park and being angry wondering why I'd had to drive into work at quarter to 10 at night after I'd be drinking.

So I decided it must be a dream (this being a situation I'd never put myself in) and decided to ash my car to end it. But I panicked at the last second and swerved to avoid other cars then intentionally drove into a wall. But the fucking dream didn't end. I was just thee in a crashed car, and feeling so authentically drunk I freaked out that it was real.

I was walking around the car trying to decide what to do and trying to call the AA, then I got a feeling that I can't describe and knew for a fact that it was a dream. So I started slapping myself in the face to make myself wake up and nothing wuld work, so I was scared in case it was caused by the crash because of how real it felt.

Then I opened my eyes on my pillow, and I was so fucking releaved I punched the air and shouted YES!

That 30 minutes - 1 minute was true hell. Absolutely sure to my very soul something was true when everything was telling me it wasn't. Weirdly similar to how it must feel to be schizophrenic. And terrifying.

>>74259675
Very high taxes for everyone

>>74259675
Increase taxes on private healthcare providers, private schools and cars respectively.

>>74259675
Kulaks to the gulags
confiscation of class traitors' belongings

>>74259608
you hear that a lot? fucking roastie

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>so then I said to that KEK, "but white genocide is real!"

https://debunkingdenialism.com/2014/01/11/white-genocide-eurabia-and-other-white-supremacist-nonsense/

utterly astounded by the sheer number of people on my normiebook thinking Corbyn would be a good prime minister

are most lower middle class young people just totally detached from the real world? or am i detached from the real world, a real world that's gone mad?

Male lions are badass
>have a hareem of qts
>let the women hunt prey while they lie in the sun
>when the females make a kill he just strides in and takes it
>if he ever feels like hunting he doesn't share it, not even with his own kid

>>74259675
Nationalise and collectivise the lot

don't need money in communism

>>74259747
Champagne socialists innit

>>74259578
there's an amusements
the scenery is also lovely

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>debunkingdenialism.com

need a straight haired, blue eyed black gf with small nose and lips

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>>74259668
more like

>that'll be £140
>oh I voted conservative by the way
>o-oh d-did you now... well! that will be £154 then!
>no problem, is card okay?
>w-well yes...
>thank you, have a nice day!

>>74259675
hast thou considered that politicians might have lots of ideas but don't actually plan on implementing them

>>74259747
Corbyn would be a great primeminister

we need to undo some of the toryism of the last 3 decades to bring us back into the centre

>>74259754
sounds like my life
>have a hareem of qt 2d girls
>mum goes out to the shops and spends her own money
>when she comes back i just take all the food i want
>will sometimes go to the shop by myself and won't buy ANYTHING for ANYONE else

>>74259675
the bankers the bonuses

>>74259784
ah good I'll be going insane then

alri sargon

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just ate another quarter of my cheese cake

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the parliament should be abolished and all national policies and laws should be voted by the people via smartphone

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>>74259829
>hast thou

Bankers
Bonuses
Brussels
Bureaucrats
These are a few of my least favourite things

>>74259901
just finish it off

cheesecake is the pengest

>>74259521
And Christians are charitable and forgiving

....as long as you agree with their specific interpretation of their the story book their leader venerates

>>74259912
that's a bad idea because the general public don't know what they want nor what's best for them

>WE CAN'T FUND EDUCATION AND HEALTHCARE THAT IS HEINOUS

>oh these massive financial firms need money becuase they've been doing shitty speculations and collateral debt obligations, lets give them lots of money

doing a think

>>74259838
we haven't had proper Conservatives since the 1990s

current Tories are just Blairites

>>74259754
shame about the extremely short life span and inevitable violent death at the hands of younger invading male lions

>>74259475
Why can't right wingers make powerful statements like this /int/?

>>74259888
there's also plenty of cliffs with the potential for climbing if you're into that

>>74259912
bad plan
sold the smartphone to cash converters so i could keep using the FOBTies

>>74259521
your mistake

think i'm done with drugs 2bh

cannot be fucked with the comedowns anymore

>>74259943
politicians only serve themselves

praise kek lads
praise kek

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rate the gf

>>74259954
They die a glorious death

>>74259976
might comedown your throat 2bh

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>MEESA LIKEY TORIES MEESA LIKEY LABOUR MEESA NO LIKEY BANKERS

>>74259922
Good tune

my mate is such a twat sometimes.

we were leaving a party my other mate was hosting at a pub last night and he throws his glass and it smashes a car windscreen.

then we go to a house party and he's incredibly rude to a lot of people.

so embarrassing.

>>74259988
omg ur so beautiful x

>tfw not going to vote tory

what do i do now? farron or corbyn

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uh, stay out of river dale

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awake from my nap

>national politics can be summed up in a few lines on a Hong Konger watercolour pulpit

>they should make me Prime Minister for a year, I'd fix everything with my immense genius and down to earth common sense

>>74259988
gawj hun xx

>>74260017
>having mates like that

>>74260030
depends whether you are a cuck or a commie

Blairite coup and a Labour resurgence WHEN?

>>74260042
fuck off

>>74260030
corbyn because parliament/lords will stop him from doing anything silly if he was pm

>>74260030
a vote for farron is literally a vote for farron is literally a vote for corbyn

there's a word on the tip of my tounge I can't seem to spit out

a word meaning you don't really care about it
like if someone asks if I hate something, I say no, but not because I'm a fan or anything simply because I don't care about it
i think it starts with a d- but not sure, any wordsmiths out there?

>>74260017
should have laid him out mate

>>74260017
>twat
west brit

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>tfw once all the old people start dying, Britain is doomed to the Millennial electorate deciding elections

>>74260089
disinterested?

don't care?

dickhead; you call the person telling you how you're feeling this

>>74260089
don't care

just posted in the last thread like a right knob ahah

>>74260072
I'm a cuck in so far as I don't like the government spying on me and telling me what i can and can't smoke

I'm a commie insofar as I think corbyn would be a good laugh as pm, and I don't really mind extra holidays and better public services at the expense of the economy at large.

>>74260076
FOY

>>74260089
Don't-care

>>74260089
shan't

>>74260089
apathetic

>>74260089
ambivalent?

>>74260109
By then the millenials will have families, savings and mortgages, so will vote Tory too

>>74260089
dunnae care

>>74260089
ambivalent

>>74260089
apathetic
disinclined

>>74260131
go posts your cats on /b/ avatarfag

>>74260086
Shouldn't you be asleep?

So FUCKING bored

why does the camera make people look younger

>>74260089
indifferent

>>74260144
most millennials don't intend on starting families. the dynamic of the western family has changed considerably from what it once was 50 years ago

>>74259738
>2014

Thank goodness nothing has happened since then.

>>74260195
different lighting

>>74259901

Wish i had cheesecake, my brother has a vienetta he's saving for him and hes gf tonight but i might just get a bit yolo and eat it

>>74260171
just got into the kitchen
brought laptop with me because im a lost cause

>>74260144
the only people who should vote tory are people with substantial capital.

the regular people voting tory is ridiculous

>>74260089
'cba'

>>74260144
>millennials
>having families, savings or mortgages
good joke anon

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matlock

hurraaaahh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4gm2dRjy7g

>>74260214
>the regular people voting tory is ridiculous

I'm lower middle class and want to feel superior to those beneath me

are the shops open tomorrow?

need graph paper and a ruler

>>74260089
indifferent

>>74260161
FOY

Just had a 45 minute shower lads

>>74260017
my best friend is a gent most of the time, but every now and then he will decide he is going to rape me. I just have to run away and keep running until he's out of sight

can be weeks at a time until I hear from him again and I know everything is back to normal and we can go back to being normal friends

>>74260144
>mortgages
they will NEVER be able to buy houses
>savings
I think they probably won't bother saving either, because they don't view a particularly grounded future given that they're going to be living in flatshares forever
>families
probably not too much boys becoming girls and living in flatshares for traditional family units to emerg.

are the shops open tomorrow?

need a new hammer to teach my bollocks a lesson

OMG I DON'T CARE

>>74259976

Im at this stage too, been doing coke every weekend for about 3 years now, and i can't be fucked anymore

>>74260214
yeah but I really dislike Labour at the moment

>>74260085
Still find it fucking mental that you lads just allow and accept people who have never nor will ever face an election holding any control control over parliament 2bh

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>>74260214
>the regular people voting tory is ridiculous
thank this man then

>>74260214
Theresa is clearly the best person to lead us through Brexit

are shop open buy kiten

need to take my phone apart but I have to use a glue gun which costs £30

fjucke reeeeeeee

>>74260293
>The only two parties are tory and labour
silly
>>74260246
the lower middle class literally stand to lose the most from tories

>>74260294
the lords are good lads

reckon peter hitchens is right

the UK is dying

australia might be the future

>>74260302
alri ms. may

>>74260214
so who are a poor socially conservative person supposed to vote for?

>>74260195
They ARE younger. You can't exactly have a pic of your older self.

>>74260202
not an argument

>>74260344
i mean on tv and films

>>74260340
alri

http://metro.co.uk/2017/04/30/pop-legend-petrified-after-name-circulates-over-alleged-child-rape-6607386/?ito=facebook

Who dis?

>>74260341
poor people shouldn't be allowed to vote

>>74260389
Tom Jones

>white genocide is real
>white genocide Israel

Woah...

>>74260369
deeply uncomfortable

>>74260389
Tom Jones, one guy said.

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>tfw bought a new hammer to teach my bollocks a lesson before the shops close tommorow

>>74260214
It's not about economics loser it about values

>>74260302
>thinking this
theresa is a snake. she will bend over to the EU, just like she bends over to nissan when they came knocking on her door.

a close relationship with the EU has already been settled on, and the EU is going to shit all over the UK regardless.

Theresa will however, exploit tabloid stuff about how she's going to defend britain, when in fact she won't do shit. Notice how she hasn't even mentioned immigration? She knows she can't do shit.

Might as well vote for the monster raving looney party they'll be as competent as theresa 'peeping-tom' may lad

>>74260330
lib dems are a joke, might unironically vote UKIP

anything but Labour for the moment

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>>74260389
>/?ito=facebook

>>74259411
She hasn't text me back and it's been over 12 hours lads ha ha, shall I hit her with a cheeky double text?

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>>74260369

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>>74260418

>>74260410

I can't find the pic of him and the girl anywhere

>>74260449
But compared to Farron and Corbyn she's the best. UKIP, is there any point in voting now that they've done their job?

>>74260443
tories only value is looking down on people.

it's elitism. but the thing is you're a dupe if you're dumb enough to think that you're in any place in society to look down on others.
>>74260450
we need a paradigmatic shift in the way politics works in this country.

>>74260389
>>74260410
>>74260429
Put it into google, and after showing articles with the same headline, Charlie XCX came up

hmmm......

>the House of Lords are just nobles the monarch likes who aren't even elected by the people

Lmao why are Bongs still so cucked by feudal institutions

>>74260514
Why is she better than farron or corbyn?

>>74260395
t. labour

>>74260516
>we need a paradigmatic shift in the way politics works in this country
i for one welcome the politburo

>>74260514
>she's the best.
fuck off cuck

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I want to be a maid

>be american
>get shot

>>74260547

They have no real legislative power, they're more of a relic than an actual political institution

Three little maids from school are we,
Pert as a school-girl well can be,
Filled to the brim with girlish glee,
Three little maids from school!

Everything is a source of fun. hahaha hahaha ha ha ha

>>74260547
wish we were still a monarchy to be honest

>>74260534

>you will never be molested at 14 by charli xcx

why live

imagine being the cameraman who had to film a pearlfish swimming up a sea cucumber's ass

it probably took weeks to do

>>74260514
>UKIP, is there any point in voting now that they've done their job?
there was never any point, they would be able to form a govt slightly less capable than the SNP with their absolute best. policy is not practice.

>>74260599
Better to shart a free man than to kneel a peon before Lord Bongsworth III

>>74260516
Tories recognise globalisation needs to end and this is what the people want.

>>74260637
best scenario torys majority then ukip

then maybe labour will try to sort itself out

>>74260669
Most the people don't even comprehend what globalisation is.

>>74260558
Farron is anti brexit and corbyn is a moron

>>74260669
>Tories recognise globalisation needs to end
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHA

hahaha

christ sakes give me some warning before you say something so bloody outlandish

jesus I need a breather after that

>>74260558
Farron, if he had his way, would put the UK into an even more confusing state of affairs as he would try to reverse Brexit as much as possible, muddling up our negotiations with Brussels and leaving the British electorate feeling like democracy isn't being listened to

Corbyn has a lot of batty views but the underlying fact of the matter is, he cannot be Prime Minister without being able to respond to an attack with nuclear weapons. His pacifism makes him incapable of serving as Prime Minister

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZPCp8SPfOM

now THIS is kino

the warmth and savoury fullness of my meal is both comforting and delicious

>>74260273
If his cock is small you won't feel anything.
If it's big it'll feel good. What do you have to lose?

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>>74260669
HAHAHA OH GOD YOU ACTUALLY BELEIVE THIS?

you think that the tories are against globalisation? really?

The tories? you're sadly mistaken, the tories LOVE foreign capital flowing between countries. they love joining america on crusades around the world that deliver virtually no benefit for the average person.

I can't believe you're actually going to vote for theresa may becuase you think she's against globalisation.

>>74260707
Love a good ad lapidem, me.

>increase all upper bracket and corporate taxes to pay for lavish and idealistic social policies
>all that money moves overseas
>go further into debt instead
Ah yes

>>74260717
>Corbyn has a lot of batty views but the underlying fact of the matter is, he cannot be Prime Minister without being able to respond to an attack with nuclear weapons. His pacifism makes him incapable of serving as Prime Minister
what the fuck is this bollocks
there will never be a nuclear war

>>74260721
*poos in your mouth*

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Where is she, lads? What happened to her?

getting my daily dose

>>74260547
Our system is weird.

We vote for 650-ish mempers of parliament (MPs). The Queen, as head of state then chooses what you'd call the executive branch in the form of ministers. These can, and up to fairly recently were literally anyone she knew and wanted.

Now, she makes the MP with the most support on the Commons (usually the leader of the biggest party) her First Lord of the Treasury and Minister for the Civil Service, who then recommends others to fill the other posts. These are usually MPs in their party, but don't have to be. The Queen then either agrees or rejects them, and calls the FLotT "Her Prime Minister", which is an unofficial title but an actual role in the UK.

The Lords (upper house) has 92 Hereditary peers, who inherited their title and seat, the rest are Lie Peers who were recommended by various Prime Ministers and made Lords by the Queen. Their job is to create and review legislation, without the risk of losing their job every few years, meaning they aren't beholden to what's popular with voters. They're also usually experts in some field outside politics, making them a useful resource.

We basically vote for nobody except our local representative, everything else is done by the Queen, with the unwritten rule that she acts the way a modern democracy should. She meets the PM weekly and is by all accounts incredibly influential in their actions

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>>74260707

>>74260702
reckon they understand it just fine and you're just an arrogant little twat who thinks his political science degrees makes you leaps and bounds smarter than everyone else which is laughable iih(if i'm honest)

>>74260790
who cares

hundreds of children go missing every day around the world nobody seems to care

>>74260790
Podestas got her.

*twats you in front of your mum*
heh, nothing personnel kiddo

>>74260717
>confusing state of affairs
he'd probably just put breixt on hold and call for another referndum, which would actually not be that much worse than the current situation in terms of uncertainty.

OR just go for an openly brexit-lite option, which would be much better than the current situation

>nuclear weapons
who is threatening the UK such that we need to use nukes?

>>74260782
>there will never be a nuclear war
Because of the deterrence of both sides willingness to use them if necessary

AWW I'M GONNA REPORT DIS TO ME MEMBA O' PARLIAMENT

AY GUS I GOTS SOMETHING TO REPORT TO YOU

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>>74260790

>>74260790

Parents killed her obvs

>>74260790
Mum was drunk and accidentally killed her because she was being a brat. They dumped her body and decided the best defence was to sue the shit out of anyone who disagreed with the official narrative

>>74260850
>both sides

good thing the americans (our allies) would use them then eh?

>>74260369
Would you fuck a sea cucumber anon?

>>74260817
Fuck off mate. Most the population wouldn't even know what the fuck globalisation is, never mind understand its effects. You have too high an opinion of the unwashed masses.

>>74260790
actually sickening how much the parents have gotten away with milking this
would love to smash a glass on their windscreen or faces

>>74260837
>who is threatening the UK such that we need to use nukes?

They're status symbols, if we got rid of them we'd become even more irrelevant than we already are.

>>74260837
Being defended against no enemies is a much better policy than dropping your defences and risking future enemies to seek harm upon you

Much of what makes Britain a respected global power in the 21st century is the fact that we still have a nuclear armament

>>74260887
This
>>74260910
Ah yes, its always good to be reliant on the delayed response of a foreign entity

>>74260926
This. Fucking Pakistan has nukes, why should we get rid of ours if they won't

>>74260916
global trade = good

globalization = bad

>>74260873
*likes and shares on facebook*

>>74260861
HEY MISTAH PROIME MINISTAH

ANDAAAAAY

>>74260940
nobody's going to fucking nuke us for the 5 years that corbyn would be in charge

nukes don't even exist anyway

>>74260952
you can't have one without the other

Choons: Check
Lethal dose of pills and booze: Check
Possessions accounted for: Check
Final post on /brit/: Check

See you in the next life lads, it has been a pleasure

>>74260952
>globalization

FOY

globalisation = the jews wanting to destroy the world by forcing islamic immigration upon the west and then taking over the world and forming one government headed by the rothschilds

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So this... is the power of The Blacks

>convince the UK to dismantle its nuclear arsenal
>annex it shortly thereafter as our 51st state

Ah yes

>>74260929
see >>74260977

>>74260986
See you next week after you're discharged m8

Do we know when Tim's appointment with Oxford health is? He seems to be getting more and more agitated in recent days.

Do drugs without comedowns downers are the patrician choice and safer

>>74260977
Corbyn will nuke your economy though :^)

>>74260986
In a different life I would've saved you, I'm sorry it is not this one.

>>74261004
hope this happens ngl

>>74260802
God save the queen

>>74260986

if serious, it gets better mate been there done that

>>74261017
Tim lives in Wycombe why would he going to Oxford.

Back when he lived in Marlow he was seeing some doctors, said they tried to make him take some pills, whatever they're doing it isn't working because he's deteriorated and it's really sad.

>>74261004
do it. all our pakis will flood to you.

>>74261002
that poor cunt that got hit by a chair hahahahah great stuff

>>74260754
>>74260707
This is why the right wing is crushing you fools ATM. Condescending comments like that.
You are fucking cuckolds that love BBC!

wanna know what love is

>>74261022
no he won't
if he were to win, he wouldn't have a strong enough majority to easily push through anything he wanted to change
you've got blairites and tories who'd both block him on anything too silly
(also the lords)

Sheffield

>>74261004
The 51st state will legitimately be the moon. Screenshot this for 2048.

Sheffield

>Angela Merkel arrives in Saudi without hijab

BASED MUTTI

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Moving out lads

Graduating uni is scary

To all the runts here: cherish your time as a student

>>74261120
>2048
>the moon is a state
>puerto rico is still not a state

haha

Barnsleh

Field chef

>>74260977
tell me anon, from where did you attain your powers of premonition?

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David Cameron buys £25,000 garden shed 'to write in'

>Harold Macmillan
>Harold Wilson

both pretty decent Prime Ministers

business idea: only Harolds can become Prime Ministers

>>74261022
are you kiwi or the expat
nah he wont he's about to get crucified in the election

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>>74260982
Try again

>>74261142
It is but they lost Florida. Nobody talks about it.

>>74261017
17th 12pm

>>74261152
*muffled squealing in the background*

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.

>>74261126
fuck merkel (figuratively not literally)

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Just found out the lads are all hanging out without me

>>74261152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Mgtoa_LanU

>>74261162
what a fucking mong

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>>74261154
not sure about this

looking at an old website for an australian tv show, still has the guestbook from 1999
theres one lass on there who left her entire A/S/L, shes from surrey. doesnt look too bad these days going by her facebook

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SNIFFFFFFFFFFF

>>74261149
I read books

>>74261187
read that post again my friend

>>74261064
I presume Wycombe is covered by the same NHS region desu, the letter is from them anyway.

He was saying today that they tell him it's all in his head when people are messing him around sending letters and on facebook. I mean, the connections he makes with DPD are clearly all in his head, but he does get a bit of online harassment too.

>>74261177
Think he might actually have a breakdown before then.

>>74261126
fuck merkel (literally not figuratively)

yanks BTFO
>>>/pol/123487017

Anyone here had dental treatment on the NHS?

If I want a couple of wisdom teeth out, do I just ring up a dental surgery and ask if they're accepting NHS patients?

>>74261221
link?

>>74261103
That's fair comment. So against the grain there would be fuck little to no change. Who do you think his supporters would jump to after such disappointment?
>>74261156
Expat though I'm waiting to hear about my residency status so I can return across the pond

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So lonely lads

>>74261156
i, expat
i, centrist corbynite

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Daily reminder that sex with strangers is like calling a cab to girls.

>>74261220
Alf and Home and Away > Harold and Neighbours 2bh
>>74261259
http://www.abc.net.au/cgi-bin/guestlst/guestbook.pl

>>74261256
mental how many replies posts get on /pol/

>>74261278
Please do not impersonate me. Thanks

So glad our nigger problem isn't as bad as it is in America

this is my patch you rotten egg
rak off

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>I read books

>>74261126
>copying Mummy May

>>74261176
We lost Florida to what? Rising sea levels?

>>74261300
er, http://www.abc.net.au/cgi-bin/guestlst/guestbook.pl?heartbreak

>>74259475
Powerful image is just a pseudonym for embarrassing photo

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>i, centrist corbynite

>>74261154
>Harold Wilson

(someone from) HUDDERSFIELD MENTIONED

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>So glad our nigger problem isn't as bad as it is in America

>>74261361
No m8, literally lost it, like a set of keys.

>arse

>>74261416
>*clicks tongue*

>>74261398
>HUDDERSFIELD

HUDDERSFIELD MENTIONED

>>74261265
>So against the grain there would be fuck little to no change.
there'd be some change
the nhs would probably get a fresh layer of duct tape
they'll probably be fine for a while or just blame blairites/tories if anything goes awry

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Oh my, oh my, oh my, what if it was true?
And oh my, oh my, oh my, tell me is it true.
Did he, did he, did he die upon that cross?
And did he, did he, did he come back across?
Jesus walking on the water.
Sweet Jesus walking in the sky.
Sinking sand, took my hand, raised me up,
And brought me up.
I can hold my head up high.
Will I, will I, will I be true to my birth?
And will I, will I, will I give what I'm worth?
Oh yes sir, yes sir, yes sir, I come when you call,
And yes sir, yes sir, yes sir, sweet Jesus, my all-in-all.

>>74261319
because it's a board almost entirely comprised of hive mentality super-runts

>>74260952
but you can

global trade doesnt mean open borders

>>74261444
>almost

leeds is a suburb of wakefield

>>74261361
down the back of the couch

plymouth is actually an alright place

>>74261461
meant for>>74260982

>>74261435
Alri, abo

Yorkshire is a suburb of Huddersfield

draining a tall glass of spotty milk to help ease the rice down my tract

manchester is a suburb of huddersfield

>>74261461
yes it does

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ah yes, 'sfield

london is a suburb of guildford

I want to stick my penis in a girl lads

>>74261512
I'll have your tongue for that

>>74261565
gay

liverpool is a suburb of manchester

>>74261535
what is spotty milk

the kitchen is a suburb of my house

England is a vassal of Wales 2bh

a man walks into a bar with a giraffe

when he approaches the bar, the giraffe settles and lies down

the barman says oi you can leave that lyin there

the man says, thats not a lion thats a giraffe

swansea is a suburb of leicester

Britain is a suburb of Milton Keynes

Mum's on her way with my birthday prezzies and maybe some stuff I ordered off Amazon. Well stoked. Couple of absolute top lads coming round tonight as well. Beer and Bacardi and ciggies and probably a movie or two. Hangover is just about gone now thanks to the co-codamol and mojitos.

VERY happy atm.

>>74261571
But I'm a boy :3

Why do gays sound "gay"? I don't mean like trans people trying to sound more like a woman, just regular gays.

lamb passanda and some sag aloo methinks

>>74261551
me in the blue hoodie perving on 12 years olds

>>74261582
whole milk
cos it gives you spots

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>>74261258

found asmr darling on okcupid. she lives right near me

milton keynes is a suburb of london (ontario, canada)

>>74261352
>look around the UK with street view
>sees muslim in full hijabs walking around in every city, in every village, on every street
>see "open borders" and "anarchy" graffiti all over london
>think the exact same thing you're thinking

>>74261634
High oestrogen

>>74261634
because they're gay

>>74261644
t. Zhao Lee Ping