/brit/

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/balt/.

>>74254100
idiots, could have sold those banners on ebay now and made millions

>>74254150


Hey don't miss this lad

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seems you were too slow, but have a complementary bump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHg-vzK3yPo

alri? hail me

>>74254246
You say that you have never uploaded photos of yourself. Then it is even more important to take the correct photos of you These photos will be the baseline which people will subconsciously go after when they decide if they want to shag you.

Having my 3rd Muller Fruit Corner of the day, followed by another mojito to wash down some co-codamol. Pretty good birthday so far.

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just bought and ate half a cheesecake

why lads ;_;

what would you do if tomorrow morning upon waking up you came to the realisation that you are gay

>>74255082
what, not on monday morning
better be saturday

*orders a curry*

got my eyes on two games lads

might have a flutter

last thread lasted 52 mins

Any London lads on here want to meet up for a pint tonight?

Nice weather today

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sue

>>74254861
Did you buy half or do you have half left? May as well finish off if you do, you fat fuck

>>74255082
thank my lucky stars it wasnt just a 6 year phase

Fuck off rorkes neanderthals are us and we them

>>74257515
>lononers
>drinking

>>74257526
ill sue you for noncery

>>74257487
post gf pls

Might get up to something cheeky tonight

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Ritsu

>>74257554
shes taller than me and id struggle to fit in a royal mail parcel though i am very short

do people still play The Old Republic?

Rorkes are fucking dumb. White genocide is a myth you fucking idiots

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-J3gWnFB-o

Any Manchester lads fancy getting a drink then?

I am quite handsome and work with a lot of women ama

>>74257509
the prior one lasted 39

>sister left her phone unlocked
>had a cheeky look through her pictures, found nothing sexual
>went on her facebook
>she posted the status "Fuck the Tories" earlier
>it got 21 likes

ahh yes, students

that fyre festival thing was pretty good

watched a movie with english dubs done by a nice sounding english bloke and enjoyed it
all the rest of the series seems to have been done by yanks though and i cant fucking stand it

Absolutely no conversation going on here, you're all just posting your own inane bullshit in a sad attempt to get (You)s while ironically getting none

>>74257603
not bad. whats /brit/'s best time?

Me:well you see there's evidence in the genome of interbreedi-
Rorke
>I DONT CARE ABOUT SCIENCE, THEY WERE GENOCIDED JUST LIKE WHITES
me
>Well technically whites aren't being geno-
Rorke
>OUR CULTURE IS DYING!!

Fuck the Tories

wait were neanderthals actually less clever? I thought they were cleverer but just got out competed for food

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GD9LQQ2eKak

business idea: pretend to take the gf hostage, call the police and demand a burger king bacon double cheeseburger meal before revealing its a prank and letting them share the chips in exchange for silence

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my cousin left her laptop at my house and i found nudes
this is the best day of my life

>>74257649
soft genocide

wahey lads doing a gimmicky post haha, feel free to respodn

>>74254100
British? son, this is AMERICA, here we speak AMERICAN, get out of here with your foreign bullshit, ok dog bless

Any lads from London here want to meet up for some sticky bumming tonight?

why do (((people))) in this thread keep saying white genocide isn't real over and over again?

To my knowledge we aren't even discussing it

Oh fuck off you boring cunt going on about white genocide
You're literally just arguing with yourself now in an attempt to start shit
No one is biting, jog on

>>74257667
POST THEM NOW

>He isn't [four syllable Biblical forename] the Third
Utter fucking plebs, the lot of you.

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49
ah yes, ye olde "i speak reasonably and the person im disagreeing with interrupts me and speaks in all caps" schtick
VERY nice

>>74257682

Not into that mate just wanted a pint and some chat

>>74257662
They were much more advanced but homo sapiens outnumbered them and bred with them until they make up 4% of our genome

>>74257667
A shitty post clearly inspired by >>74257607

End yourself

>>74257700
it isn't real though
white "people" aren't even people so it isn't genocide

>>74257709
alri corinthia

>>74257709
If you're not named after or at the very least share the name of a British monarch you aren't technically human

forget ever post before i can reply to it

got a brown handkerchief in my back pocket

white people deserve to be genocided for their crimes against blacks

>>74257700
Rorkes keep on banging on about it

>>74257723
yeah that's what i thought but someone in the end of the last thread said their tools weren't actually more advanced
I know the 4% bit but that's inly certain populations, primarily asians and europeans

>>74257662
>wait were neanderthals actually less clever
It depends, their tools were less developed than Cro Magnon tools but we do have some (disputed) evidence of advanced culture such as what might be musical instruments. It wa suggested that they buried their dead with flowers, but it would appear that pollen found in Neanderthal bodies actually came there via taphonomic processes.

>>74257756
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Handkerchief_code

feel a tingling in my willy

http://i.4cdn.org/s/1493142578125.jpg

>arsenal

>>74257760
Rorke falseflag, everybody tell this fucker to get out

>>74257744
i share the name of a belgian monarch

didn't find a group of likeminded people to hang out with until my late twenties and it's so perfect it makes me cry

>>74257794
'nce

>>74257794
not jap

we need to cleanse the world of white people

only then can we advance as a species

Police found out I'm a nonce

>>74257810
Yeah, /brit/'s pretty great innit.

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>tfw hazelish greenish brownish disgusting mongrel eyes

fuck the neanderthals for having given them these wretched eyes to me

>74257800
>everybody tell this fucker to get out
nobody on /brit/ talks like this
where did you come from, la? was it leftypol or reddit?

White genocide isn't real

>>74257723
>They were much more advanced
Stop.

>>74257744
Alright vicky

>>74257806
helo matilda

Can't believe City drew today against such a small club

>POOSENAL

>>74257794
good thread

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>>74257649
>irreversibly and deliberately destroying the unique genetic profile of Western European populations is not genocide

Alri Mr. Greenberg

Scranned the burger king really quick and my stomach hurts

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There WAS white genocide in the past

LOOK at the IRISH FAMINE, CROMWELL and 800 YEARS OF OPPRESSION

BRITS TRIED TO GENOCIDE US MULTIPLE TIMES

PAY REPERATIONS

white genocide is a spook

white people are only getting stronger

My arse keeps pissing rusty water and I have work in an hour and I can't not go but there is no toilet at work, it's going to be 5 hours of praying I don't shit myself

>>74257868
*takes your money*
*runs venezuela*
misspoke desu wasny monarch but a consort

>>74257789
>we do have some (disputed) evidence of advanced culture such as what might be musical instruments
that's quite interesting. I wonder what part of the brain that would suggest is more developed. So why did they die out? was it competition for food?

FUCKING KIKES

>>74257863
It's true. I went to Oxford to study this

>>74257810
Found mine when I was 12. They also just so happened to be right after my name in the alphabet. Funny how that works.

>ARSENAL

fucking hate Arsenal fans, don't even follow footie but they're all cunts

>>74257794
i would have sex with this woman!!

>POOSENAL
>POOSENAL

>>74257925
>sunday
>work in an hour
Ah yes, the runt life.

>>74257921
Cromwell was right about literally everything

Don't believe the royalist lies mate

>>74257810
you'll get sick of them soon

>>74257925
what kind of runt job do you have that doesn't have a shitter?

honestly though imagine how great a world would be without white people

it would literally be heaven on earth

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaog3rK69rw

thoughts? opinions?

>>74257925
t. asda employee

>>74257855
Nigerian

>>74257857
What are you going on about mate? I'm a regular, I was just telling the rorke to get lost.

good heavens
can you believe it
the man
he kicked the ball again
he kicked it hard
huzzah! huzzah! huzzah!

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>>74257857
Apparently there's a movement on US college campuses to flood, disrupt, and shut down /pol/. Maybe the same cunts show up on other boards and can't help themselves when they see a "/pol/" opinion.

>>74257976
Obvious rorke false flag seriously mate fuck off nobody likes if

would you rather a gf or a bacon double cheese burger meal

>>74257977
Ey up lads there's a gay lord here

>>74257977
NEED her to burp down my neck

The larger intracranial volume of Neanderthals does not necessarily mean they were more intelligent. For all we know their neuron density and synaptic distribution could have been much different.

>>74258041
cat

>>74257977
She is objectively the most beautiful woman in the world.

>>74257825
Swipe down selfie

>>74258016
>.edu/#
lmao mate you dont actually think this is real do you

>>74257997
doubtful lad, very out of place to say "everyone tell this fucker to get out"
NOT convinced on you, not at all
*marks you down on 'possible reddit infiltrators' list*

>>74257976
You mean Africa?

>>74258006
like this post

football is so boring. it's literally the same fucking thing every year . ah yes I wonder what will happen in season 17/18

Should Winston Churchill be considered a British hero?


Growing up I was fed the propaganda that he was a great man that lead us to victory against the Nazis but when ever he is mentioned here it is quite controversial which at first was shocking. I have done some research on the man and he is clearly a bloody racist. He wanted to keep England white. What does this mean for non white Brits? They should enjoy a racist looking at them when they use their £5 note?

Thoughts?

>>74258016
don't believe the veracity of this

White genocide is an invention. Of far right groups like ukip and that vile slug farage. Don't believe their lies

churchill was a radical centrist

>>74257936
Pretty much no taphonomic condition will preserve the brain, so all you can do is estimate brain size, which is inexact science at best and totally useless at worst. The jury is still out on why they are no longer here, but admixture with modern humans and generally less adaptable physiology are the main reasons. Humans can survive a variety of environments whereas Neanderthals were more limited.
>>74257938
Post peer-reviewed studies supporting your opinion.

>>74258016
>Scandinavia and Europe
triggered

i bless the rains down in aaaaafrriccaaaaaaaa

>>74258079
too much of a yank

>>74258063
Everyone tell this fucker to get out

>autists
>leftypol le epic raiders
>spastic baiters
ah yes, great thread so far lads
at least when we were talking about paleontology we were all learning something

>>74257970
It's working in an isolated confined space, the money is great but there is no backup to call in sick or to take a break, I am gonna be stuck there until the next guy comes in.

is china communist?

>Arsene Wenger
>We want you to stay

If you think white genocide is real you are a RACIST and an ANTI-SEMITE

you are literally a shitstain on humanity and deserve to be killed

>>74258102
Everyone tell this fucker to get out

>>74257608
Quick rundown?

Anyone else seen that yankified advert for that barbecue?

Full of yanks doing yanky things. As if ANYONE here is going to fork out on anything other than a disposable barbecue.

>>74258102
>Pretty much no taphonomic condition will preserve the brain, so all you can do is estimate brain size, which is inexact science at best and totally useless at worst
yeah i meant if there is a particular part of the brain associated with high culture which would presumably have been quite well developed in neanderthals. I could only assume maybe the linguistic centres like the broca's area but desu that's complete speculation

People say to me 'Monica'. I say 'Huh, who said that?' They say 'How do I make it to White Heaven?' Well, start by askin' yourself 'How is my relationship with the white man?' Do you celebrate the white man's goodness every day? Do you stop and thank the white man for the food you eat and the clothes you wear? Huh? Well, if you don't, you goin' to Hell. Now, I want everybody who isn't white to turn to a white person and say 'Thank you'.

>>74258102
No you haven't posted a study so I don't see why I would your opinion flies in the face of everything At the forefront of science today mate so fuck off. You're a pseduo scientist fucker

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87Xkr8z3lEo

>>74258126
bet youre a toll booth runt arent you

In my mind the average arsenal fan looks exactly like KSI.

What do chelsea and tottenham fans look like?

>>74258126
doing what? operating machines? driving an uber? gloryhole?

the wage gap is a myth

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>>74258062
It's very plausible. There's a huge number of leftist political activists, organised, and funded, and highly motivated to the point of violence.

/pol/ is practically the nerve centre of the "alt-right," why wouldn't there be a concerted effort to attack /pol/ online like they do IRL? There's nothing stopping them. While there's just no way to prove its existence (what screencapped "proof" couldn't be rejected?), it would be amazing if there wasn't a coordinated effort like that one.

the only people committing 'white genocide' are white people

>on a side note: captcha are now doing 'facial tissue holder' challenges

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Southern Europeans are not white

Lots of rorke baiter idiot traits itt, everyone tell them to fuck off and they might buy it!
Fuck off rorkelets

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>Pretty much no taphonomic condition will preserve the brain, so all you can do is estimate brain size, which is inexact science at best and totally useless at worst

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This bloke must be off his rocker. DNA has a half life of like 500 years; you can't clone anything that old.

>>74258236
umm racist and sexist much??

>>74258247
jews aren't white

>>74258126
does a runt shit in the woods

driving to burger king to feast upon some delectable victuals until i am well and truly satiated

>>74258254
everybody tell this fucker to get out

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>>74258221
>tfw I watched the Paxman doc on it
>tfw I learned that the crane operators originally refused to lower the cranes and had to be bribed by their bosses

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>jews aren't white

>>74258278
no it shits in its subterranean cage
a runt freed is a runt wasted

White people single handedly created and funded islamic terrorism

>>74258241
mate that reads like itd be a forum or something, an email more likely
it certainly wouldnt be the homepage for an .edu site
i can see why you browse /pol/ you thickskulled runt

*surreptitiously googles victuals*

honestly never had a burger king in my life

>>74258241
No it's not that's a fucking fairytale right wing cunts make up

>>74258299
fuck off rorkelet

>>74258213
>No you haven't posted a study so I don't see why I would your opinion flies in the face of everything
No it fucking doesn't. There is no anthropological consensus that Neanderthals were more advanced, if anything the consensus leans the other way.
>>74258204
People have tried to emulate a Neanderthal language but the best way to look for sophisticated culture is through material remains, and Neanderthal material culture is generally less advanced than contemporary human culture (as far as simple comparisons like that make sense)

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>me like politics

ISLAM IS A RELIGION OF PEACE

>>74258380
fantastic post

why did so many knock off KFC shops and low cost international calls newsagents appear all of a sudden?

I have a new acronym, which are usually very popular here. Say FOR to idiot right wingers not suppose from be here
Fuck
Off
Rorke

265g of noodles in 450ml of spicy asian broth straight down the hatch lads

>>74258349
GET OUT FUCKER

>>74258338
same until came here
theres 30 fast food drivethrus on every corner here
bit yanky but not disagreeable
lucky theres enough fat islanders to justify it

>>74258407
jews

>>74258411
FOR (fuck off Rasheed)

>wh*tes will go the way of the Neanderthals

Ah yes. LOVE natural selection and gene flow

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>>74258411
>not suppose from be here

>>74258438
Lol never realised they have the same letter

>>74258383 yeah
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/04/29/terror-arrests-near-daily-basis-expert-estimates-10000-uk-jihadis/

this little 'sheeds got his mantits in a twist hasn't he

>>74258378
>>74258378
No they were much smarter a as the person who posted the image of a Harvard professor proved. I went to Oxford and don't believe you did, an do have studied this field so your opinion is worth very little, I'd stop right where you are now if I were you

anyone got that bugs bunny/daffy duck "rorke/rasheed" gif

>yfw da kikes win da league

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>www.breitbart.com

>>74258407
you moved to a low-income area or your area became low-income

>>74258319
the cranes were used for what and why did they refuse?

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Don't want to cook tonight? Grab a tasty burger for amazing value!

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>>74258481

>>74258507
>gif
fuck off

>>74258438
FOR (rorke)

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some form of.... bird, perhaps?

>>74258455
>breitbart
come on now lad

>>74258520
>gif
fuck off

>>74254182
>gommies
>selling things

(those are soviets. right?)

apparently black women don't like anal sex

FOR

>>74258455
>Breitbart
FOR
Cmon guys we can get these losers outta here

main steam media is 100% real news

alternative news is just calling it fake to discredit it and make their fake news more validated

believe EVERYTHING you read from MSM they wouldn't lie to you they have NO reason to

>>74258556
because theyve become accustom to the big black cocks
if they slept with a tiny little whitey im sure theyd be more open

>>74258556
but then how were you born

>>74258509
i do live in a relatively moderate income area but there's no 'sheeds so all we have are the regular spar and chinkies, indians, 'za etc

would kill for a pengest chicken shop to open here. KFC is extortionate

>>74258474
The professor never said they were 'smarter' than their human contemporaries; he merely said they were not dumb brutes like Australopithecus.

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>>74258515
as his funeral boat made its way down the thames the cranes lowered

it was long believed that the crane workers turned up on their day off and did it out of respect, Paxman did a documentary and found out that wasn't the case and they actually had to be paid well in excess of their wage to do so

i'm glad we all hate white people and agree that they need to die off

>>74258533
>>74258507
Good posts. These kind of fuckers don't belong here
FOR

think I've been called rorke and rasheed an equal amount of times

>>74258334
I don't browse /pol/, or at least haven't been on there regularly for something other than a CPD thread in years. I'm not racist, and I'll be voting Labour in this next election. I just hate underhanded attempts to shut down free speech because, unlike these psychotic far-leftists, I'm an actual liberal. Good work projecting your boogeyman profile onto me though.

I'm not an expert on the internet, dunno why that thing being under .edu makes it fiction. But you have to an idiot to think the antifa/far-left groups are either unaware of /pol/ or unwilling to raid it.

>>74258345
What is this unlikely statement based on? Is it based on evidence? Or is it based purely on what you want people to believe?

>>74258614
Ireshite go fuck yourself

>>74258608
bastards

britain FOR the british

>>74258608
probably labour voters

>>74258621
'rkesheed

>>74258650
FOK

>>74258623
i too am a radical centrist, the true citizen of /brit/

>>74258623
the entire rorke/rasheed dichotomy has been fuelled by my posts and my posts alone

I have the runts dancing like puppets on the end of my string

Chinese-European hybrids such as Canadians and Australians will be the dominant race of the 22nd century. By this time America will be a second Brazil and the UK will have been assimilated into the neo-German caliphate.

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What's his name again?

I think they're gone lads. The cheeky acronym worked!

>>74258685
would

>>74257700
various things

>white race
no such thing
>genocide
"soft" genocide
and it's the fault of white people that they're dying out

>>74258685
really attracted this girl

>>74258188
luxury music festival scam

some tickets were like 300k

http://abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/video/luxe-festival-leaves-attendees-disappointed-47089499

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>>74258669
>fok

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the goal is a black gf

>>74258759
most black women are ugly and hair shit hair and have muscular bodies that make you feel like you're shagging a block

>>74258746
he has a decently sized willy

>>74258707
based india putting willies in the bin where they belong

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>>74258741
was it his fault?

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>>74258759
you are absolutely correct

>>74258741
Learned everything I need to know on that subject from reading the link.

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>>74258780
who's talking about "most"? retard

what does shagging a block feel like?

>>74258785
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/50/6c/06/506c0631c93e537b1833420d83b9c557.jpg
ur tellin me

>>74258789
*Bhutan
Never make a factual error in my presence again.

Tom jones is getting done for noncery

>>74258820
the good looking ones wouldn't go near you lad

>>74258820
you are
clearly

be more specific next time you utter wank

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>>74258811
beautiful post

>>74258821
Block of what?

hate:
white people

love:
genocide

>>74258827
virus dont click

>>74258827
obviously just a shower not a grower

>>74258829
*mimics you in bhutanese passport voice*

why would you want a black woman as your gf?

do you want hideous half-caste babies

what does shagging a black feel like?

Petrified of opening WhatsApp

>>74258827
>ywn penetrate yo landi's bumhole with your big tattooed willy
want to die

>>74258835
What kind? Shagging a 15 year old in the 70s? Pete Townshend CP on the laptop noncery? Or Jimmy Savile no holds barred, mass noncery?

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FOR HE HIMSELF HAS SAID IT
AND IT'S CLEARLY TO HIS CREDIT
THAT IS HE IS AN ENGLISH MAN
HE REMAINS AN ENGLISH MAN

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>>74258908
blanda upp

>>74258919
ru me

single handedly preventing the white genocide by shagging all the birds on my estate
my work is paid for by the government in bennies

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TOOT

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>because it's 2015

I don't like the mentally ill gaze of horney women especially in black women.

>>74258932
parlez vous anglais por favor

>>74258820
the good looking ones don't go beta whites who use 4chan

when i rub my willy, white pee comes out
what is happening to me?

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>>74258800
Comrade Ja Rule was merely preparing the bourgeois for their future lives.

i shagged a 15 year old in the 70s
would have done it in the 80s too but hips are starting to give out

>>74258922
Date raping a 14 year old in the 70's

>>74258533
ah yes, i also greentext the source when i am unable to refute something

(except it's not the source because the first link is literally a met police statement)

>>74258985
'nce

>>74258741
the bahamas looks like a dirty shithole

certainly not "paradise"

>>74258800
What an ugly nigger

>>74258991
Fake news.

Black women have to use noxious chemical relaxants to straighten their hair for styling. I've heard the process can cause blistering and other problems in those with sensitive skin.

Pretty sad if you ask me that they feel the need to douse themselves in laboratory reagents to feel beautiful.

>>74259020
my parents went there for their honeymoon and said was really nice

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>ah yes, i also greentext the source when i am unable to refute something

>(except it's not the source because the first link is literally a met police statement)

>>74258945
*does a poo in it*

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have to wash up

>>74259039
They look better with their natural hair as well desu

>>74259039
They actually get white women hair and stitch it to their heads, then proceed to not wash it for months. These are called "weaves"

wonder if I'd still post here if I had mates to make a group chat with

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normies utterly DESTROYED

>>74258978
sounds like a scheme from always sunny.

he probably needs the money after his stint in prison and had a brainwave after a spliff and never gave it any more thought lol

>>74259075
leftist intellectualism in action

>>74259118
Have a group chat. It's pretty much only used to organise nights out.

this close to going utterly spare
about to put some uncle bens egg fried rice in the microwave at 5am
once ive had that its help the gf prepare for work, undergo dental scrubbing and cry myself to sleep before 9
waheyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaa

>>74259158
invite pls

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>leftist intellectualism in action

>>74258923
Bake him away toys.

>>74259075
>comic sans

any actual lefties in here that aren't just LARPing

can't imagine it

fuuuck there's so many people of the family Ness who gave their son's names starting with P.
How did they expect you to address them in a letter

>>74259158
the lads at work have one which seems to be full of great banter, don't think I come across as interesting enough to get an invite though

>>74259164
why do you stay up all night on your own if the gf doesn't

find it very weird

>why YES, I want a naturally muscular gf with a fat ugly nose and overly-large lips

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how do burger NEETs exist if we hardly give out any bennies compared to UK?

>>74259225
FOR

>>74259220
that's the joke you dip

5'8" here and let me tell you some thing you pieces of fucking shit.

I'm handsome as fuck and have a babyface that allows me to pull easy teen pussy because of it. You should see some of the tight little bodies I've fucked. I have a 7.5in dick and not a single girl I have ever banged has failed to text/call me for a bootycall late at night. I embrace any challenge I get from someone who tries to stand in my face and intimidate me with their height, because it's pathetic. Low center of gravity, fast reflexes, and ridiculous core strength will allow me to either 1) quickly take you to the ground where I will stomp your fat face or 2) out last you with endurance because your shitty, overweight frame required to ground that extra height made you more tired. I make 85k a year as an mid-level engineering manager at Ford (I'm 23 btw, they will most likely promote me to upper management within the next 2-3 years). I fuck shit up in every single sport and would destroy any of you (minus basketball where skill/talent is substituted out for height). I've been compared to Messi in my soccer style. Quick dribbling and cutting in between every opponent in front of me. I scored 95 goals throughout my high school varsity soccer career. I made the varsity football team freshman year as starting runningback but soccer and football were the same season so I couldn't dominate both.

Sports I would destroy you at in order

Soccer
Football
E-sports
Baseball
Endurance running
Tennis
Golf
Footgolf
Ping Pong
others

I know you. Ugly is a given. Probably curly hair. Tried to grow a beard but it was patchy and you were sad for awhile about that. Struggling to find a way to validate yourself you took to reminding everyone how you're "Over 6 feet tall!", as if that was some sort of cutoff for being a man. When in reality you're just as pathetic as every other self-hating wannabe piece of shit out there, yet you have somehow convinced yourself you've won the genetic lottery.

>>74259291
*ctrl + f "bollocks"*

hmm
no
shan't

>>74259119
/brit/ is a normie general [said hurriedly as i get in the car on a monday morning]

certainly read every letter

5'8" here and let me tell you some thing you pieces of fucking shit.

I'm handsome as fuck and have a babyface that allows me to pull easy teen pussy because of it. You should see some of the tight little bodies I've fucked. I have a 7.5in dick and not a single girl I have ever banged has failed to text/call me for a bootycall late at night. I embrace any challenge I get from someone who tries to stand in my face and intimidate me with their height, because it's pathetic. Low center of gravity, fast reflexes, and ridiculous core strength will allow me to either 1) quickly take you to the ground where I will stomp your fat face or 2) out last you with endurance because your shitty, overweight frame required to ground that extra height made you more tired. I make 85k a year as an mid-level engineering manager at Ford (I'm 23 btw, they will most likely promote me to upper management within the next 2-3 years). I fuck shit up in every single sport and would destroy any of you (minus basketball where skill/talent is substituted out for height). I've been compared to Messi in my soccer style. Quick dribbling and cutting in between every opponent in front of me. I scored 95 goals throughout my high school varsity soccer career. I made the varsity football team freshman year as starting runningback but soccer and football were the same season so I couldn't dominate both.

Sports I would destroy you at in order

Soccer
Football
E-sports
Baseball
Endurance running
Tennis
Golf
Footgolf
Ping Pong
others

I know you. Ugly is a given. Probably curly hair. Tried to grow a beard but it was patchy and you were sad for awhile about that. Struggling to find a way to validate yourself you took to reminding everyone how you're "Over 6 feet tall!", as if that was some sort of cutoff for being a man. When in reality you're just as pathetic as every other self-hating wannabe piece of shit out there, yet you have somehow convinced yourself you've won the genetic lottery.

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>>74259291
>e-sports

>>74259247
she has a job and is too meek to make me change my orrible ways

>>74259197
keep it up rasheed

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>keep it up rasheed

got a good post in mind

5'8" here and let me tell you some thing you pieces of fucking shit.

I'm handsome as fuck and have a babyface that allows me to pull easy teen pussy because of it. You should see some of the tight little bodies I've fucked. I have a 7.5in dick and not a single girl I have ever banged has failed to text/call me for a bootycall late at night. I embrace any challenge I get from someone who tries to stand in my face and intimidate me with their height, because it's pathetic. Low center of gravity, fast reflexes, and ridiculous core strength will allow me to either 1) quickly take you to the ground where I will stomp your fat face or 2) out last you with endurance because your shitty, overweight frame required to ground that extra height made you more tired. I make 85k a year as an mid-level engineering manager at Ford (I'm 23 btw, they will most likely promote me to upper management within the next 2-3 years). I fuck shit up in every single sport and would destroy any of you (minus basketball where skill/talent is substituted out for height). I've been compared to Messi in my soccer style. Quick dribbling and cutting in between every opponent in front of me. I scored 95 goals throughout my high school varsity soccer career. I made the varsity football team freshman year as starting runningback but soccer and football were the same season so I couldn't dominate both.

Sports I would destroy you at in order

Soccer
Football
E-sports
Baseball
Endurance running
Tennis
Golf
Footgolf
Ping Pong
others

I know you. Ugly is a given. Probably curly hair. Tried to grow a beard but it was patchy and you were sad for awhile about that. Struggling to find a way to validate yourself you took to reminding everyone how you're "Over 6 feet tall!", as if that was some sort of cutoff for being a man. When in reality you're just as pathetic as every other self-hating wannabe piece of shit out there, yet you have somehow convinced yourself you've won the genetic lottery

>>74259291
manlet
I could heem you easily

Tried to watch Crank but I had to stop to have a wank in the middle because of one scene.

honestly lads i pretend to be a rorke/rasheed in these threads to wind people up but the bollock posting is all real

need a minge up my bum

>>74259411
>>74259411
>>74259411
nu

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>>74259225
[spoiler]yes[/spoiler]
can't remember if spoilers work on this board

5'8" here and let me tell you some thing you pieces of fucking shit.

I'm handsome as fuck and have a babyface that allows me to pull easy teen pussy because of it. You should see some of the tight little bodies I've fucked. I have a 7.5in dick and not a single girl I have ever banged has failed to text/call me for a bootycall late at night. I embrace any challenge I get from someone who tries to stand in my face and intimidate me with their height, because it's pathetic. Low center of gravity, fast reflexes, and ridiculous core strength will allow me to either 1) quickly take you to the ground where I will stomp your fat face or 2) out last you with endurance because your shitty, overweight frame required to ground that extra height made you more tired. I make 85k a year as an mid-level engineering manager at Ford (I'm 23 btw, they will most likely promote me to upper management within the next 2-3 years). I fuck shit up in every single sport and would destroy any of you (minus basketball where skill/talent is substituted out for height). I've been compared to Messi in my soccer style. Quick dribbling and cutting in between every opponent in front of me. I scored 95 goals throughout my high school varsity soccer career. I made the varsity football team freshman year as starting runningback but soccer and football were the same season so I couldn't dominate both.

Sports I would destroy you at in order

Soccer
Football
E-sports
Baseball
Endurance running
Tennis
Golf
Footgolf
Ping Pong
others

I know you. Ugly is a given. Probably curly hair. Tried to grow a beard but it was patchy and you were sad for awhile about that. Struggling to find a way to validate yourself you took to reminding everyone how you're "Over 6 feet tall!", as if that was some sort of cutoff for being a man. When in reality you're just as pathetic as every other self-hating wannabe piece of shit out there, yet you have somehow convinced yourself you've won the genetic lottery

Fucking hell I'm so bored

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heem sleepy

>>74259386
>keeping his hand constantly hovered over 'submit', waiting for me to post

>>74257599
Aye, meet you at the crafty pig

bought in so much cheap food to try and save money. not enjoying eating any of it at all. i mean it's not terrible. but i find myself really just shovelling as much food in my mouth and getting it swallowed as soon as possible for most of my meals now haha. no level of enjoyment, literally just going through the motions to remain alive and functional.

side bonus: losing weight because no real incentive to eat other than out of crippling hunger

side learned: never buy anything that contains carrots from lidl