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/balt/

>>74254098
libertarian semi-rorke party

when are the lads going on tour? how long is it for?

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/int/chan

do not give a shite about the so called white race

>>74254114
NEEEEEEED a balt bf

>>74254150
ROARING

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>>74254169
naturally

PS2>Dreamcast>Gamecube>Xbox

need a bf

>>74254201
Me on the left

>>74254178
it's a sign that you're going out of business mate
fucking hell

Unironically fascist lads.

>>74254215
Hello

Burger King

>>74254218
meant for
>>74254150

although i do also know that feel when no messy gf

muslims and islam are the biggest threat to liberals, lefties and liberalism. what do benders think of muslims? it just seems really weird that the only people who defend them outside of their own cult, are the ones who would be killed first under any kind of islamic rule.

>>74254209
GameCube crushes all of them and I will not hear one word to the contrary

>voting conservative
yeah really want my kids to go to schools without proper books in class sizes of fourty ideally one where the teacher changes every term sounds like a dream

>>74254169
t. Mboko Ngolo the Nigerian living on bennies in Dublin

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Br*xit!

Unironically communist lads

>Desperate for a bacon double cheeseburger XL meal from burger king
t. burger king marketing team

>>74254229
why not join your beloved Fuhrer and follow in his footsteps by doing what he did on this day 72 years ago?

>work in 10 hours

>>74254229
I would say I'm socially and culturally fascist but I can't get behind the socialist part. It's not British.

>>74254273
very original mate

>>74254294
>fascists
>socialist
Have you read marx lad?

>>74254272
>voting liberal
yeah nah mate i want my kids to come back from school the same gender they were born as

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>Started lifting
>Gone from skinny fat to /fit/
>Get compliments from girls my age (23) at work quite a bit but they're almost ll in relationships
>Reckon I could shag a slag on Tinder if I downloaded it
>Literally no good photos of me, let alone 5, as I avoided the camera before I started lifting
>Friends literally never take photos when we do stuff together
>They all seem to have good photos from uni which I don't
In a bit of a conundrum here lads.

How do I literally ask my friends "take photos of me so I can have photos to go on Tinder without sounding like a bit of a twat

>>74254271
pretty much every single third party game on it is bested by the ps2 version except ressy 4

>>74254244
Going to tell mummy to go

>get the train in sweden
>late by 2 hours because the station announcements are spoken in 200 different languages

Should I go with the lads on holiday to Thailand/Cambodia/Vietnam? Always thought they were complete runt holidays desu, but no one else has invited me on holiday and I could always just go off and do more than getting drunk on a beach if I want to.

Halfway through penning an article for my blog titled "The Genius of Paul Joseph Watson".

I'm not going to lie. It can be daunting at times, but overall it feels good to be immortal.

unironically democratic socialist

>>74254294
That's why we have neo-fascism

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>>74254097
>tfw you wanted to get out of country to see and study the development of perceived advanced countries
>They decide to import alien cultures and instead of integrating them they get assimilated by their guests via intimidation and crime
Oh well, assalamu alaikum neo-uk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmddFEpUt0c

oh lord the state of America

>>74254237
hey x

>>74254262
lefties only like the muslims because the right hates them

it's like a child not liking something their parents like to rebel against an authority figure

>>74254312
stop using the dumb yank version of "liberal"

>>74254369
make me

>>74254335
just do it you mong, don't pretend like you aren't a runt

>>74254312
sure they can enjoy working for shit wages and unreliable hours all their lives and never owning a home sounds perfect

the gf being goofy hahaha

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1493529217439.webm

What makes Christianity more valid than any other religion?

>>74254364
[spoiler] where do you live la x and post pics ;) [/spoiler]

what the fuck are academies

they just sound so soulless

BACON DOUBLE CHEESE BURGER

so fucking hungry I'm going loopy aaaaa

>>74254169
you're that lad in /éire/ who said he likes watching blacked because you hate germanics

>>74254169
Same. Just a load of bollocks used to dupe the working class into thinking they have something in common with the ruling class.

>>74254316
I too would like to know this

friend offered to take some pics with him the other day but he's a paki

just suggest a so-called squad photograph

>>74254289
I didn't say I was a Nazi.

maybe they are just massively ignorant and pedal to the victim rhetoric muslims always throw about

>>74254276
low test loser

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>do not give a shite about the so called white race

>>74254416
>/eire/
do not post in that shithole

>survival of the fittest
aka people born with lots of money already

>>74254398
how do roasties get hired if they put this sort of shite on the internet for the whole world (which includes employers) to see?

>>74254389
yeah instead of that they can write articles about the gaping wounds were their dicks used to be and act in porn movies sounds really fucking good man

>>74254408
didnt mind police academy 1

>>74254400
the fact that jesus didn't rape 9 year old kids and tell his followers to mercilessly kill all people who did not believe in him

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>>74254335
fuck off we're full

>>74254454
Nigger

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>rush into buying something online
>realise immediately after it's the wrong thing
>have to cancel

Always fucking happens, I need to do more research beforehand.

i know there's at least several benders in /brit/

tell me, what do you think of muslims? i know if i were a bender, they would be the absolute last people i would want to share any kind of space with

used to think about going gay but then i realised how much poo would be involved

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>I'm a buddhist

>>74254408
free schools

>>74254366
not really. like all religion islam has to go. but really the real issue is racism. even secular asians are derided by rorkes

>>74254150
>>74254150
>>74254150

>>74254468
good parenting can prevent this but it can't fix a broken education system or economy

>>74254274
dreadful gimmick al-Shawazi

>>74254330
I've been on a train in sweden and it was ok

Watching Being John Malkovich and it's shit, going to stop now.

Films are rubbish desu, there's barely any good ones.

>>74254464
dont think roasties like that are going for public service jobs at the treasury lad

>>74254500
The liberal ones (usually millenial) are alri
>>74254504
>not wiping yoy arse

>>74254522
there is literally nothing wrong with that though

happens in basically all major cities around the world

>>74254500
I'm gay and I like muslims but I'm also mentally ill

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>not really. like all religion islam has to go. but really the real issue is racism. even secular asians are derided by rorkes

>>74254316
just use a selfie and get one with/of a pet if you have one

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Imagine eating a burger king right now

>>74254522
That's also a thing here because Engrish #1.

>>74254500
most benders subscribe to the leftist agenda by default which has been written by globalist jews and one of the main things is to be accepting to all races and religions no matter their fundamental beliefs

most of them are just too thick to realise

>>74254514
sikhs are always getting targeted for being muslims but rorkes will still tell me it's not about race

>>74254316
Fuck off you absolute idiot.

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>>74254475

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>The Independent: 'Labour will block the sale of weapons to repressive regimes if it wins the election'
>""""if it wins the election""""

>>74254500
I'm gay and live in birmingham and I'm not mad on them but have only been gay bashed by white chavs so more scared of them, sometimes get comments from asians but only whites have physically assaulted me, figure they are usually white nationalist types too chavs usually are

>>74254535
they're the only thing I like these days

>>74254398
Why would you even film this

going to put the kettle on

74254569
>dah Jews
*sighs*

>>74254564
>Burger King doesn't deliver
lol
https://www.burgerking.co.th/about/delivery

>>74254388
It's literally become a Magaluf tier holiday these days, and I am simply better than that. Shame, because I think it would have been a very nice place to go 20 years ago or so.

>>74254475
You're full of lower-class Brits/Aussies who just want to drink shitloads and disrespect the locals, I'm a nice traveller so I'd be welcome

>>74254528
>parenting
ermmmm, no sweetie, you don't own your children xx
daddy and mummy are at work, meanwhile mr goldbergblatt has his way with your kid at daycare, at kindergarden, and in school
his knackers will be lopped off before you can say oy vey

>>74254571
Sikhs aren't a race

>>74254585
good policy anyway, we should make better friends than Turkey and KSA

>>74254588
I've never been a film person but in the past few months I've watched quite a few of the ones everyone recommends, most of them are awful and feel like a complete waste of time. Forrest Gump was really good though.

>>74254607
that's the point

>>74254569
races don't have "fundamental beliefs" though

>I'm gay and I live in Birmingham
SHAN'T BE READING ANY FURTHER

>>74254500
bender here
known a few soundish muzzies whove been friendly despite thinking my bentality was unnatural
unless you mingle with religious police on holiday or anjem choudary i dont think youre likely to run into much of a problem, its easy for you both to put your differences (they hate gays, i hate islam) aside and just have a laff

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>>74254401
chester, here's a pic x

>>74254440
>suggest a so-called squad photograph
>>74254555
>use a selfie and get one with/of a pet

Both excellent suggestions I will act on

>>74254574
Little bit unhelpful

>>74254604
If you really want to be welcome learn some basic phrases before you come.

>>74254514
true rorkes believe that no matter your colour if you are active in the fight against islam then you're alright in their book

>>74254545
but you know if they made up the majority they would happily see you buried up to your neck and have your face stoned to death in the street, right? they are nice and friendly to you now, while they are the minority and acting otherwise would be out of their interest.

always baffles me when people cry with happiness

>>74254564
think id have to leave my couch to open the door, nah?

>>74254605
just cause your parents were absent and didn't teach you proper values doesn't mean good parenting is impossible, also if people worked less hours and work paid more then parents would have more time to spend with their children

reckon /brit/ is a hotbed of revolutionaries

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>Imagine eating a burger king right now

>>74254571
exactly

>hating and completely discounting religion becauce of some stupid memes
Like Socrates allegedly said, I know that I know nothing. If you don't know that you know nothing, you are truly blind and I hope you will eventually realise this.

>>74254645
me virgin walking in the middle

>>74254628
Yeah, go out in a white working class estate with a turban on and see if you're treated differently. It's not absurd to think muslim when you see a towelhead

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>>74254475
Fixed it.

>>74254630
you're pretty thick for a kraut

>>74254650
That's what I've done in every country I've visited desu, it's the least you should do in restaurants, shops, etc, to try and learn at least 'hello' and 'thank you'

always baffles me when people feel emotions

>>74254643
>he doesn't want to fuck a working class brummie up the arse
low test

>>74254644
yeah its all good now you poof, until you realize that leftist whites (the majority of whites) don't breed and conservative shitskins (majority of shitskins) breed like fucking rabbits

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>>74254662
how about a bed full of hot revolutionaries :^)

>>74254653
Very much doubt that seeing as most muslims I've met are religiouslly liberal
>>74254645
>tfw no northerner bf
2 bad im in the south lad

>>74254685
TIL i was born with unchangeable fundamental beliefs coded into my DNA next to the colour of my skin

>>74254586
the only difference with the chavs is that they are not scared of being arrested haha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cP0xGUJpYyY
>millwall placed 6th

>>74254626
I was in the same boat a few years ago, then I stopped watching stuff everyone recommends and just watched things that interested me

Refuse to believe that anything posted on this site that is remotely leftist isn't ironic or bait. Just can't accept it

>>74254722
Where do you live?

business idea: build more trams in manchester

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>>74254682
If you're gonna do something..
>>74254689
very good lad

what do I think of gays? why let me check what my DNA says brb

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>>74254662
x you know me la'

Just had my 3rd Muller Fruit Corner of the day, followed by another mojito to wash down some co-codamol. Pretty good birthday so far.

>>74254724
I was talking about the fundamental beliefs of a religion you illiterate

>>74254645
Chester is rightful Welsh clay

To speak in absolutes when contemplating the truth of religion is foolish. You don't know shit. Neither do I. Whether or not anyone on this Earth does, I do not know.

>>74254645
been a good 10+ years since I went to chesthair

at the end of the day i could single handedly put any militant sheed who tried to give it the big one in the ground so whats the point in worrying honestly

>>74254740
ahhh yes, so THIS... is the fabled white Londoner... fascinating...

>>74254735
Well the chavs are the ones being violent so it's them that I dislike, muslims don't really do that much so don't give a shit what they think

>>74254778
good post

>>74254722
ah yes. liberal islam. there is literally not such thing. that's just a a muslim not behaving like a muslim. do you think that behavior would continue in a country under islamic rule?

people around me right now are genuinely using 'are' to refer to someone, like 'are joe', help.

>>74254749
[spoiler] gloucstershire [/spoiler]

>>74254752
they already have trams

we need trams in all major UK cities

>>74254754
Generally you want to surprise people because that is more fun but whatever floats your boat mate.

>>74254803
do you think /brit/ invented that?
retard

>>74254752
should be trams in every city

they were popular before WW2, then the rise of the car killed them off

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What you lads doing for tea? Do you have a Burger King nearby?

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>To speak in absolutes when contemplating the truth of religion is foolish. You don't know shit. Neither do I. Whether or not anyone on this Earth does, I do not know.

>>74254803
not sure if you realise this but thats a comical misspelling of our, and theyre just specifying which joe theyre talking about

>>74254800
Again I said liberal Islam therefore no Shatia law
>liberal islam isn't a thing
See: places like Iran, or Arab countries until they became fundie memes

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my car is such a shithole lmao

>>74254823
yep
dublin had a tram system and they ripped it out and replaced it with buses
now they're adding trams in again. Stupidity

That BK I had was really moreish

Might go there for brekkie tomorrow

>>74254860
off yourself proddy cunt

>>74254857
Iran these days is still weirdly tolerant and helpful with transexuals

>>74254822
I THOUGHT IT WAS A MEME

>>74254842
I know its 'our' but it sounds more like are than our right now.

Just humiliated myself at work

It fucking sucks because the tranny moved a seat closer to me, she's now diagonally opposite me

Anyway, I had a runny nose and sometimes it got so bad the snot leaked from my nose onto the desk/floor, more than once

Want a cigarette

>>74254805
needs more trams

>>74254764
'y 'y 'd

>>74254781
nothing will have changed in that time (but you should come back to see me) x
>>74254804
tfw cotswolds bf

burger king is total shite, worset out of all the relevant burger chains

>>74254838
Frankfurter Chilli

>fry onions, peppers garlic and scotch bonnet chillis
>after a while add tomato pureé, cumin and oregano
>add 1 litre of bouillon
>add salt and pepper
>add frankfurters
>add butter beans and kidney beans
>simmer for 30 mins
>leave to stand if you want
>eat with bread

>>74254797
yes because they can't. chavs might have thrown some beer at you or called you a faggot, but the government of pakistan, iran, saudi arabia would execute you. the more of them are here, the closer we get to a society like that. also ou government would have prosecuted those chavs for a hate crime, basically any country under islamic rule would have dished further punishment out to you

>>74254842
how tired or whatever the fuk it is ur doing now innit
cos we's doing lotr two towers in the secret place tonight at 9pm uk time but may-be thats after ur bedtime and that innit or ennit

business idea: move to england and impregnate a fat chav slag

think I might have to filter germany again

they add nothing to my /brit/ experience

Very happy to know my fellow British 4chan posters are also fans of Burger King. I have tried a lot of burgers, but the best of the best is served only at Burger King. With chains all over the country, I'm sure everyone in this thread has one nearby, and I'd really suggest heading there for a delicious meal this evening.

>>74254904
Just keep blowing and wiping your nose you fucking idiot

>>74254860
>cig baccy in joints
Bit of a rough smoke, innit? Burns down too quick as well. And it's a pain to roll.

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>>74254816
alri then

Just humiliated myself at work

It fucking sucks because the tranny moved a seat closer to me, she's now diagonally opposite me

Anyway, I had a runny nose and sometimes it got so bad the snot leaked from my nose onto the desk/floor, more than the once

>>74254857
yeah go and ask to fuck men in Iran and see how that works out for you m8

do not engage it

>>74254940
how black are you?

tim's electric guitar is worth over a grand
let that sink in

if my nose is even remotely runny I have to blow it

>>74254918
>tfw can get a cotswold bf

>>74254604
ahahaha stop being such a gimp and thinking you're better than anyone else, just go you sadcase

>>74254860
Is that a stella tinnie? Madman

just humiliated myself at work, so im back to humiliate myself here too

>>74254933
Statistically impossible that they could change the society in that way, even in terms of immigrant groups they are not the majority. I'd never consider ever going to an islamic country for this reason but I live in a city with a high muslim percentage and they don't really do very much. I don't particularly like the religion but if they are just living their lives quietly whilst white chavs are going around punching people for looking a bit out of place then obviously I'm going to think that the problem in birmingham is white chavs

>>74254838
honestly would ship my gf to yemen for one of these at this moment in time
fast food marketing is mental though like properly bananas
have you seen the number theyve done on twitter millennials? everyones raving about how savage and yasqueeny mcdonalds and other such yank establishments are because their PR teams reply to each other, its fucked

>>74254936
9pm uk time is 9am nz time you stupid monkey and since its 3:30am now i dont think theres much of a chance ill be up before noon so its a fat stinking no from me but do enjoy yourselves and the rohan leitmotif especially

>>74254953
Yeah, that might also work. Great job mate.

captcha:
kentish road

this is the kentish road.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIuGpQQ0bmw

>>74254986
whiter than snow, i'm the fat fetish lad

>>74254947
I looked like an idiot doing that too, because my tissues got soaked quickly and sometimes I had to wipe snot from my face
Never mind the ugly faces I was pulling while blowing

Just finished a 6 hour shift
Any point in trying to talk to her at some point in the future

>>74254991
that's not much for a les paul 2bh an entry level model if anything

mine is from 1973 and worth over 4 grand

>>74254976
I said BEFORE they became fundie memes. Pretty sure they banned the hijab at one point

>>74254860
peugeot 207? i recognise the interior.

does tommy target people that aren't muslims or so-called muslim sympathisers?

>>74255017
>Statistically impossible


someone give him the bad news

>>74254902
mate northerners call people 'our kid' all the time

>>74255006
I literally am better than 99% of people though, probably even more than that

>>74255040
tim doesn't know how to play guitar and spent 1k on his starter guitar

this is what happens when you follow /gg/'s advice

>>74255070
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjvKDAtu9Ns

yeah he confronts people who tell him to kill himself

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>>74255018
get a normal timezone ree

Literally why did any party other than the conservatives and the lib dems agree to this election? There is no way they are increasing their seats.

The rotation of earth really makes my day.

>>74255037
Just keep going through the tissues like an adult, it's ridiculous letting your face get snotty and getting snot all over your desk, literal moron

>replying to the whiny manc paki tranny freak

Accidentally deleted the recycle bin lads

I say it like 'are'

I spent ~£100 on my first guitar

still have it and it still works just fine

expensive instruments are a meme

>>74254764
happy birthday

>>74254316
Are they your mates or not?
Just tell them you need some for tinder you absolute trollop

what would you lads do if tomorrow morning upon waking up you came to the realisation that you are gay

>>74254860
That's fucking disgusting how can you let it get like that?

>>74255135
As long as you don't say "this is war people" I'm okay with it.

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>>74255135
Remember are Kelly?

>>74255100
he's been playing for 4 years and still can't play a chord

my theory is that his mind sort of resets to a certain point every day due to the mental illness

that's why he does the same videos every day and never seems to get better at playing piano or guitar

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>>74255022
>your mum's a kuffar

>>74255090
and yet you're insecure about going away to SEA with your mates?

hmmm yeah going to have to think about that one

>>74255022
i really hate the new london accent

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*walks towards you*

>>74255151
go about my normal day to day routine because my sexuality doesn't have anything to do with anything

>>74255138
Cheers mate.

creasing, howling, roaring, hooting, hollering, queefing, pissing and shitting at the image of amer hunched at his desk stealing glances at the tranny with a massive pillar of snot extending all the way down to the floor like a piece of postmodern art

>>74255169
>bright red (periodblood) lipstick

nah, you can have her lad

just bought and ate half a cheesecake

why lads ;_;

>>74255137
Fuck off literal billionaire, I spent £40 on my first guitar (still works fine, but am looking for an upgrade to get a slightly different sort of sound)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbv6U0zdHiU

>>74255117
When you have a runny nose, sometimes I slips out of your nose too quickly

Especially if you're in the middle of doing something else

>>74255137
not really

have you ever played a really nice guitar after playing a shit one for so long

it's like night and day

>>74255206
bulking

>>74255017
>Statistically impossible

well, it's not. and while i can admit it's unrealistic they would overhaul society completely in the near future, the larger percentage of them there are, the more frequent attacks on people like gays will become. see how welcome you would be in any number of mosques in birmingham after you announce youself as a homosexual

>>74255174
>4 years
crikey
he's better at piano though, probably because he had his lessons before the schizophrenia set in

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>>74255188
*blocks your path*

found my guitar in a skip. works fine

>playing the guitar
This isn't 2009 lads.

>>74255076
They are not the only migrant group, you seriously thing that the polish, chinese, afro-caribbean, irish and christian african communities are going to be fine living under sharia law? Let alone the fact that vast majority of the country is white british to some degree. No, it's just not going to happen, it's a right-wing paranoid fantasy and nothing more.

>>74255229
>have you ever played a really nice guitar after playing a shit one for so long
yeah
no difference

>>74255109
seems like Tommy's got too much time on his hands

>>74255194
sounds like something a bender would say

>>74255137
expensive instruments aren't a meme
buying a USA fender for your first guitar is though, and people have unironically recommended that on /mu/

Hate how I can't go on /tv/ even weeks any good movie comes out unless I've seen it due to the inevitable fuckton of spoilers

constructed a guitar out of a bunch of discarded dental floss and plywood i found in a bin

works fine

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>>74255256
you're right

*plays the bass instead*

>>74255201
My name is Monica and I wasn't stealing glances, it would have been too obvious besides I've seen enough of her

>>74255259
The Polish will do what they're told
Modern day slave race

couldnt afford a guitar from oxfam so improvised and made a jew's guitar by stringing rows of catgut between my teeth

learnt to play guitar on an empty icecream tub with elastic bands wrapped around it

>>74255315
*replies*

>>74255290
I'll give you a fiver for it

*sits just in front of the centre backs*

>>74255259
yes, how silly of me, it isn't possible that london is majority shitskin, it isn't possible that muzzies will overwhelm other minority groups, it just simply cannot be

>>74255287
don't see the problem 2bh as long as you buy it second hand

it will always keep it's resale value if it's a decent guitar

>>74255201
imagining and creasing at this

>>7425491>>74255165
Why don't you come aound tomorrow and clean it out for me if it bothers you so much. You can suck my dick afterwards since you're such a woman

manufactured a guitar using stringy bits of fat I picked out my teeth from a steak I had for dinner along with a cardboard toilet roll and empty box of kleenex

Slash from Guns n Roses offered me $6.3m for it and I turned him down

works fine

>>74255235
I'm just saying from my own experiences, while I'm aware their opinion on homosexuality, I have not had any problems, they largely just don't consider it their problem what white people do and live their lives separately, whereas I have been physically assaulted by white chavs often. If I had any experience whatsoever of them attacking gays then I would maybe reconsider but it doesn't fit with my lived experiences as a homosexual in a city with a large muslim population. Have had muslim taxi drivers pick me up from gay clubs all the time and just start up a normal conversation, largely seem like they don't give a shit what we do

how do I play just an ordinary season in Fifa 16

>>74255289
/tv/ literally only discusses capeshit. If you're afraid of spoilers you deserve it for being a literal manchild.

any antifa lads in?

>>74255249
*inhales*

BOI

>>74255386
By turning off your games station and going outside you autist

>>74255399
No

>>74255259
What about the 45 countries that were previously either secular or just non muslim which have at one point in history been invaded and overthrown by Muslims (literally every country Muslims have entered in human history)...

But they wont do it to the UK, or Europe, right? That's just a paranoid fantasy, one that's actually taken place, 45 times, in literally every other comparable case.

>>74255358
You're confusing immigrants with muslims, two very different things. I forgot to mention the enormous hindu and sikh south asian populations too. They just aren't a majority of immigrants and it's literally impossible for them to become the majority group in the country

really hope sharia comes in and they purge all the homos

tommy robinson has so many slags begging for his dick on his twitter comments

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the so called bedroom

>>74255137
That's a load of shit

t.Went from a £150 bass to a £600 bass and it made a massive difference

>first guitar

You sound shit anyway so it makes no difference. Stick at it though mate. From my experience 95% of people who say they play guitar are fucking shit at it, you need to practise a lot and one day it'll click and you'll be good, a lot of people just give up.

>>74255358
Apparently London is 12% Muslim overall, even in places like Tower Hamlets they're only 30% Muslim

>fleetwood town in the league 1 playoffs
>leyton orient relegated to the conference
>blackpool in league 2
>brighton going up to the PL

haven't followed football for a while, missed a lot it seems

*plays the boss's head like a bongo*

>>74255389
You know as well as I do that any new movie has a thread up, whether it be Paterson or Moonlight or Manchester or Guardians of the Galaxy

>>74255399
There's a few clowns here but I doubt any are that silly

>>74255442
that fire exit sticker still makes me crease

what a runty house

>>74255442
bet you're propa british

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does anyone have that pic of poleaboo's willy in the chastity cage? I remember absolutely wheezing at it last year

>>74255442
*smacks you over the head with the poster tube*

>>74255435
hindus and sikhs populations are tiny in comparison to muzzies
i'd advise you to stop living life through anecdotes, but you'll probably come up with an anecdote about that too

just IMAGINE waking up as an irishman

unironically screaming, terrifying

Lodging a room off an upper middle class family.

The parents are discussing whether they should send their kids to a private school.

The mother is saying that private schools are bad because they're selective and they create superiority compelx amongst the poshos who go to them.

The father is saying that people who go to private schools aren't poshos, they're just aspirational middle class people who are prepared to go a little bit further for their kids.

HATE the middle classes lads.

>>74255432
They are relatively uninfluential minority group living in relative poverty to the white majority among other immigrant groups of numerous other religions and ethnic backgrounds, there is absolutely nothing to be afraid of concerning them

>>74255442
I like the fact that the dude cared enought to put up a fire exit sign above the exit door. That's classy af.

monica do you still have the fire exit sticker on your door?

>>74255381
i think you're lying about being physically assaulted often by white chavs. cant prove it, and maybe you're not, i just feel like you are. either way, if you think the white working class is a bigger threat to your lifestyle and personal safety than islam is, you're being a bit silly.

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>>74255264
I gotta say, it depends on the guitar. A lot are hugely overrated and overpriced in my experience (Les Paul), but I'll never forget the first time I played a Gibson SG. So much more responsive and comfortable than anything else I've played, and I've played a few. Epiphone's Blueshawk is a pretty amazing high end guitar as well.

A lot depends on how the guitar is maintained as well. I've seen a guitar go from virtually unplayable, to as good as a guitar three times it's price, just from it getting some attention from a good guitar tech.

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>>74255109
the video gets more hilarious as it goes on

kid is visibly shook

SCREAMING SCREAMING SCREAMING SCREAMING SCREAMING SCREAMING at the idea of amer telling someone to grow up for playing fifa when he spends all day on hearthstone and yugioh, dribbling snot and shoulder barging old ladies on the street for no reason. SCREAMING

*enters thread with a WWE belt made from a cereal box and a biro*

STING LIKE A BUTTERFLY
LOOK LIKE A BEE

>>74255505
Fuck off povvo

>>74255442
Can only assume the most droll runt in the world nests here

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@53.6128427,-2.1589239,3a,75y,168.33h,95.42t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1s27K8ywJFuFiSjrNBvqFr-w!2e0!7i13312!8i6656!6m1!1e1

>you arrive in rochdale

>>74255485
it's pakipoo's room you absolute faggot

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reply to me again mate I dare you

>>74255370
the £115 squier bullet mustang plays just fine
you don't need to spend hundreds of pounds to start a hobby, you wont even be able to tell what makes the expensive guitar worth the money for a year or so anyway

>>74255508
It's probably part of the tenancy agreement or some shit

>>74255109
don't know how he didn't smack this cunt.
https://youtu.be/z6iFjCQ3CDg

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>>74255442
flag is the wrong way mate

>>74255505
the education at private schools will always be first class but it's the connections you make there that pay dividends

>>74255594
that fucking rolling
should've gone back and kicked the cunt

>>74255490
You're thinking of his dong in a jar. Just google it mate, this is a blue board. Nobody's gonna post that because then they'll get themselves banned.

>>74255499
Hindu and Sikh - 1.2 million
Muslim - 2.6 million

Just under half dude

>>74255524
yeah that's why buying a guitar without seeing it first is stupid

all guitars are different

>>74255475
It's quirky/stylish

>>74255490
Homo

>>74255508
It came with the house

>>74255510
Yeah
I like it

>>74255594
not a foul in my day

>>74255594
Really can't believe how diving isn't addressed in football.

>>74255565
>>74255565
>>74255565

>>74255617
oh you're capable of looking up statistics now ok
look up the rate at which muzzies breed compared to whites

>>74255490
http://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/int/image/1462/90/1462903946532.jpg
refuse to save it so have it bookmarked

>>74255442
>that default setting blue carpet

>>74255537
At least I have a job unlike 99% of this general

Oh and unlike you, I'm actually British

>>74255506
they are the fastest growing demographic in the world, and white people are the fatest declining. how much further could you possibly bury your head in the sand?

>oh they're just poor and irrelevant they cant possibly do anything

75% of Muslim women here claim benefits, 50% of the men, they have commited basically every major terrorist attack on the continent, there's nearly 2000 mosques in the UK, saudi arabia pay for islamic schools to be opened here, buy land for more mosques, literally open mosques all over Europe, and then send the're specially selected preachers to go and brainwash at them. They have the worlds largest and most powerful government spoon feeding them weapons to fight an illegal war on some other muslims

Hmmm, yes. Very uninfluential indeed

>>74255511
You can think what you want, often is maybe a stretch but it has happened on several occasions, enough that a group of chavs coming by on bikes and looking at me feels intimidating but I hardly even notice muslims

>>74255677
genuinely makes me bilious

>>74255609
Yeah, burned a corner ironing it

Thought that hid it

>>74255659
>look up the rate at which muzzies breed compared to whites
love it when /pol/ spouts this desu

>>74255719
>50% of the men
source?

>>74255563
>>74255610
meh, i went to a chavyy comprehensive and now i work with a bunch of private school people

reckon private school is a waste of money if you're smart and hard working anyway.

>>74255880
seems more like you're the exception to the rule

>>74254357
>decide
It was forced assimilation.