/cum/

And Fuck Drumpf People

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the gf

>>74252881
Are Drumpf people black people?

Superior thread.

>>74252849
seriously?

delete it fat

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stop voting

Disturbing thread.

Reported and emailed to the FBI.

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awoo~

>>74252980
>>74252994
FUCK Denmark.

>>74253159
She IS pretty cute...

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>>74253064
more like
abuuuurp

this one is better

>>74253184
Autism.

>>74253210
autism is GOOD

had sex with a 5/10 tinder troll, buds

not even close to the being worth it. regret is overwhelming.

>>74253231
Incorrect.

every general thread on 4chan has at least 1 (one) tranny i do not understand

>>74253267
Post pictures of her.

>>74253267
Did she have a dick

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>>74253053
>Yes, the assailant was in Portugal at the time of the crime

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>>74253268
Thanks for your opinion but it's not the correct one

>>74253274
yeah i don't know why.
I'm going to ask her
>>74253274
hey why are you here?
:^)

>>74253362
Wrong.

I'm gonna hang out with this girl I have sex with later today. Should I jack off now or save it?.

>>74253461
Do it now. You won't blow your load right away then and will be calmer.

why did you reply to my post twice you autistic wannabe dane

>>74253064
haha disgusting!

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Post big anime tiddies

>anime
Autism.

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>>74253669

because i'm asking a tranny why is she here
you fucking iditot

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>>74253669

>calling a tranny a "she"
Autism.

>>74253801
Umm this isn't Annie

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what the heck

>>74253903
>Voltage is back

based

>>74253827
oh sorry

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>>74253653
>not liking fat women
go fuck a prepubescent boy

Fatties should be forced to lose weight or get gassed.

>>74254018
yeah no problem
just be careful next time, ok?

vegas would be great if it wasn't a desert

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Remove ALL fat women NOW

>>74254019
haha disgusting!

Good edition

>tfw check /cum/ instead of facebook or twitter when I have nothing to do

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>>74254336
>hate it when people take pics of their food and post it on facebook
>proceed to do the same thing but here in 4chan
hmmm

>>74254581
>he doesn't post pictures of his food on facebook/instagram
How else are you gonna make people think you're normal?

>>74254336
>4chan generals are the facebook and instagrams for autistic neets
really made me think

>>74254731
But I'm not autistic nor am I a NEET. 4chan is just more entertaining than Facebook or Twitter.

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>>74254581
:^)

>>74255007
Eggs look dry again

>>74255007
:)

>>74255058
Yeah they're not the best
Get to go out for lunch with my brother tho

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>>74255120
forgot pic

*browses /cum/*

>>74255234
*calls you a cheeky cunt*

>>74252980
Its poor provocation attempt to gain some professional Finnic shitposters here.
Shit its working

*cums*

"Ah yes good"

*Winky smile*

"Very good"

>>74255234
*accidentally cums on you*

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That wont be happening again

>>74255120
>>74255170
:)

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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1493566988260.webm

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgUsEVwXch0

Just cracked 15k posts on the Radiohead fan forum

>>74256095
15k posts about radiohead
wow

>>7425563
i do it 4u big guy

lost my second monitor, but now I think I'm gonna be even more productive :)

I'll be useful someday!

Just stole this niggas monitor lmao
DUMBASS

bored

>>74256972
i aint no snitch but >>74257032 stole your monitor

>>74252849
I hate america

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9McmLqYXfvU

Canada just whooped Syrians

>>74257360
*Serbians

my bad

Americans are sleeping post anime.

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>>74255007
are you in a hospital? did this general give you cancer

>>74257920
he had an infection in his testies i think

>>74255170
I'll give you some milkette ;)

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>>74258091
SICK OF THIS CAT

great job fuck faces, my fucking thread got archived

*eats a bowl of chili*

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>>74252849

IGNORE
SODOMITE
POSTS

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chonglet

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Liberate Canada!

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>ywn lure Calgary into your rape shed and step on his balls over and over again while wearing high heels

life isn't fair

>>74257821
cyka blyat

>>74258510
I HATE FEDORA FLAG

How you feel about trumps betrayal of the US people? The Wall isn't coming.

>>74258591
we have guns who cares about a wall

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>replying to non-North American flags

>>74258591
drumpf*

>>74258668
I only reply to the red white and blue ones

eating sum nuts bois

thats a bit gay

>>74258971
post nuts

>>74259074
tfw clean 100

feels good

>>74259074
Maine's IQ isn't that high, I guarantee it
they're usually dumb as nails or turbonormies

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WHEN ALL YOU GOTTA KEEP IS STRONG
MOVE ALONG
MOVE ALONG
LIKE I KNOW YOU DO
AND EVEN WHEN YOUR HOPE IS GONE
MOVE ALONG
MOVE ALONE
JUST TO MAKE IT THROUGH

nut is almost at normal size buds
rejoice

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>>74259083

>>74259074
>dumbnifornians

>>74252849
Fek burgers

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I'M IN THE BUSINESS OF MISERY
LETS TAKE IT FROM THE TOP
SHE'S GOT A BODY LIKE AN HOUR GLASS
IT'S TICKING LIKE A CLOCK

>>74259218
These are legumes

>>74259342
>legumes
yeah they are, but the package says peanuts
oh wait pea nuts

in finnish they are called ground nuts

What's with all the foreigners?

Go away foreigners, we don't value your opinion.

Except finland, lativa and maybe denmark, you can stay.

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>tfw get lockjaw in my sleep
>keep waking up in the middle of the night because my jaw begins to hurt really badly
>have to force my jaw open

>>74259535
drink more water

>>74259535
I'm glad I have autism instead of tetanus

>>74259535
marijuana is possessing you

>>74259510
Donal Trump gone send you back to yo country

>>74259535
ICE CREAM

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>>74259655
My family has owned land here for hundreds of years

>>74259718
white money fucking bitch

>>74259753
I'm probably poorer than you.

>>74259718
I was quoting the lovely woman from this video desu:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVyujM8IVOI&t=435s

I hate Muslims

>>74259851
delet this

thats my gf

>>74259814
my grandfather rode the boat over from ireland, but I made a bad decision or two

Girl asked me if I wanted to get lunch with her tomorrow, buds

I didn't jack off, I cleaned my dishes instead and started drinking teqila.

Also I asked her (for some stupid reason) if she needs anything from trader joes so now I have to pick up some eggs


Also her roommates might be home and I'm autistic and don't want to meet them.

What do?

>>74260006
You told her no, right?

>>74259814
He's trolololing you for the keks

>>74260037
I told her yes. It'd be rude to say no desu

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Moshi moshi

>>74260026
I don't care

I REALLY don't want to drumpf to send me back to Ireland

/cum/ is fucking dumb right now. I'll be back in a couple of hours.

>>74260159
Too bad?

>>74260258
we'll have the wall up by then

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I REALLY ought to study today.

>tfw exam in a class where the professor says nothing of worth during lectures and everything on the exams is directly from the book, but attendance is still mandatory

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>>74260367
Or you could procrastinate instead

>studying instead of going completely off your memory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6l8MFdTaPE

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>we'll have the wall up by then

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>>74260463
no

should probably do absolutely anything other than skimming through 4chan and looking at the Bronx on google street view

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i am awake again

>>74260578
still a neet?

probably ought to pack and finish my to-do list rather than perusing the anonymous imageboard and listening to electric signals passed through my speakers

>>74260662
yeah. might temporarily go back to my old co-op placement but that's just putting off finding a proper job

I'm just a neet because I dont want to contribute to my local area 2bh

>>74260731
How easy is it to be a NEET in Toronto?
I thought that city was expensive.

>>74260999
Contract a lot of serious diseases
Go on hospice
Because healthcare is free, they must pay your rent and feed you and buy you video games

trolling le government

>>74260999
I live with my parents but the cost of housing is getting ridiculously expensive. Also I just finished college like a week and a half ago

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Need to practice driving a car this month. I have my test in late June.

*plays battlefield one*

>>74261252
Terrible taste

>>74261241
rev up the ol forza

>>74261275
call the video game police

>>74261241
I'm terrified of cars, you will never see me driving a car

>>74261241
how old are you

imagine what i could accomplish if i didnt have to sleep, i would rule the world

>>74261466
21. Really late to the game, that's why I'm getting my full license asap now.

if I didn't have to sleep I could do nothing with my eyes open for another 6 hours every day

If you forgot to buy bread for your pb&j, rice is not a half bad subsitute TIL

I dont sleep

>>74261799
>not making potato bread

you are all terrible people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNB3DbKyRO4
nothing terrifying about this

>>74261614
Where do you live? If a major city try and book test outside of it well worth it trust me.

got maybe 6 hours of sleep over the last 2 days

*farts as hard as i can*

>>74262041
c*sey neist*t tier

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>>74261898
not a thing

*hugs America*

*cops a feel*

*waits for canada to hug me*

*wipes off maple syrup*

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*hugs denmark*

>>74261325
same, I don't know how people can feel safe moving at 70 mph just feet away from colliding with other metal vehicles

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*blushes and kisses u*

>>74253801
where are her nipples

kill me baby had a good op and ed

>>74262517
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3wpw0AOh84

Today's high was in the 40s while tomorrow's forecasted high is in the 80s. Not liking this.

>>74262653
yu yu hakusho had the best though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shcnmL-LuwU

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now motorcycles are the real deathtraps

>>74262787

SPEED SPEED LOVER, GAMES NOT OVER

hot glitter on the tracks

c-c-can i make the next new thread, please?

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>>74262879
you have to listen to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gm3yxIBzVPI

>>74262879
No. You're not a /cum/ country

>>74262787
DEJA VU

>>74262702
That's not as bad as nascar imo nascar drivers are crazy, especially when you hear stories about the shrapnel from the cars killing bystanders lol and the cars exploding

*runs danica patrick off the raceway*
heh

DO YOU LIKE

MY CAR

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>>74263084

>>74262850
just imagine the sheer terror of the guy the moment it slipped away from his grab

>>74263025
[EUROBEAT INTENSIFIES]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8iswawmrlQ

comfiest op and show

>>74262731
good one

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olé!

>>74262933
ok, i listened to it, now what?

BOOM BOOM FIRE BOOM BOOM FIRE, DEEP DESIRE

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The sun shines in the bedroom when you play,
And the raining always starts when you go away.

>le gommie day tomorrow

>>74252849
Love Denmark and Love Danish people

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I want to kill

>>74263322
edgy

>>74263226
tell me what you thought

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i want to love

On the toilet pooing right now buds

moving to minnesota in the fall buddies

>>74263423
im so sorry

>>74263423
From where

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>>74263367

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>>74263423
Behave yourself

>>74263432
t. retard

>>74263439
North Carolina

>>74263343
it's o-o-ok?

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Am I reading this wrong or does he want the D?
He's 110lbs and comes across as kinda gay
We exchanged numbers at the beginning of the semester and he always texts me at weird time to study with him
He also is a prominent poster on neogaf and always talks about it

people from the western UK love /cum/
hmmmm

>faggotry
kys

>>74263584
if he tries to butt rape you you could just heem him

>>74263584

>neogaf

definitely gay

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*arrests you for saying a swear word in public*

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>>74263584
>:P

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>>74263532
get out of my sight

*arrests you for being gay*

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>kys
literally a 14 year old response
stop posting that shit, you are a grown up now

The average age on /cum/ is 17

>>74263718
fist me daddy

*shrugs at you*

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:tfw no genderfree friend

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>>74263695
Jokes on you I'm not gay

*sues you for false arrest*

>paha "its not gay if I take it in the butt" Sapa

>>74263802
watch this and tell me what you think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzoxlvR8mUY

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>>74263820
>Pahá Sápa
>Not gay

How do I stop being nervous about going out with a girl, buds?

*hugs Paha Sapa*

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>Jokes on you I'm not gay

>>74263322
killed my neighbors cat a couple days ago

very stress relieving do recommend

>>74263888
realize you'll fuck her a few times then you'll forget about each other in a few years

>>74263888
remember to just bee yourself and it will all be ok

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>>74263848
>>74263881
>>74263901
I'm not gay I'm bicycle

Anyone want to suck my dick?

>>74263320
>love gay and love gay people

>Im not gay, I just love dudes

>>74263952
ask paha

>>74263908
I've had sex with her once and it ended with me being out several hundred dollars

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>>74263905
Meowers are for loving not killing

this thread is sure living up to its name xD

>>74263952
Depends, how does it taste?

seeing lots of meme arrows here but no fedoras or vapes

FOB

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>>74263849
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqOJ8USgpm4&ytbChannel=Alpha%20Pup

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>seeing lots of meme arrows here but no fedoras or vapes

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>seeing lots of meme arrows here but no fedoras or vapes

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>seeing lots of meme arrows here but no fedoras or vapes

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>Be Welsh
>Snuggle whales

>>74263975
How can you be so confused on a simple subject

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>seeing lots of meme arrows here but no fedoras or vapes

Loving women with feminine penises is NOT gay

>Paha "its not gay to sit on a dick" sapa

>>74263741
woah...

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>Jokes on you I'm not gay

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>women
>penises

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>>74264106
>>74264128
dumdums

ASSIGNMENT
watch this and tell me what you think

DUE DATE
12:23 PM PST 4/30/2017

STOP VAPING

>>74264155
its ok

>>74264155
SHIT

here is the link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8Yh8_rfTMQ

>>74264155

*watches your post*

3/10, not enough effort

>>74264155
>12:23 PM PST
I don't think I'm gonna finish on time, can I get an extension? my mom's in the hospital

>>74264204
why didn't the squirrel put on a shirt in the morning but put on a shirt at work

>>74264204
I wish my hair could do that

>>74264204

highly inaccurate

Stealth jets cant just bounce off the ground

>>74264135
whats wrong with dickgirls?

https://youtu.be/O3l7Fsg0Q1s
average anime poster

I used to be a TA and gave extensions to cute girls even if they had bad excuses

>>74264204
Fapped

>>74264398

I was a TA and gave cute girls my extension if they needed "extra credit"

>>74264398
>not helping bros before hoes
Kys scumbag

Toronto is gay lol

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>>74264389
rely mak tink

>>74264382
>dick
>girl
what are you fucking gay?
sodomite lover leave cum

>>74264398
>>74264432
I have a grill TA who I've had for a few semesters and she's letting me take a conflict exam behind the professor's back because he doesnt allow them
Is she hinting at something?

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all of you are wrong

you should have said that the raccoon girl was cuter than the squirrel

Final Grade
F-

>>74264472
uh no dickgirls arnt gay

>>74264389
>average swiss male

>>74264389
>switzerland

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>>74264463
No

>>74264490

>cute
>cant even catch a frisbee

>>74264472
you aren't even North American, retard

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>>74264389

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>>74264539
i am, this is my car

>>74264577
I find this picture very offensive, please consider deleting this

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>>74264577
>SUCK ON IT SNOWFLAKE

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coconut head > ryuko

debate me

Bite it you scum

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>ireland
>not a snowflake

>>74264577
>muh freedums
>blue lives matter
Erry time

>tfw no cum gf

>>74264676
You're a bizarre person, Denmark

>>74264699
I'll be your gf

Can't wait till the inevitable thread splitting

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>coconut head > ryuko

>>74264699
I can cum on your gf if you ever need me to

>>74264751
>>74264751
New

>>74264761
>>74264761
>>74264761
NEW

>>74264764
unacceptable new

>>74264729
pls no toying with feelings

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>>74264764
>>74264780
>>74264730

>>74264699
>cum
>gf
ha-ha

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>>74264764