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Akira edition
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how did the foxes win the league
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It's nearly May 2017 why don't you have a gf yet?
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Why would AJ want to fight a fat pikey cunt who will chicken out before it even happens? Lmao
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>friends have invited me to a house party

they remembered me
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>>74249780
the elections in june
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Grime is utter shite, the rhyming scheme is literally toddler tier, no multi-syllables at all
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>>74249780
eternally unwilling to attempt to get one
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>>74249795
you make them look better by comparison
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>>74249762
Unironically doping
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>>74249804
always thought grime was the genre that Grimes sang
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>>74249742
pathetic piece of shit you are. man the fuck up
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>>74249771
>Carhartt

Everything they make is literally khaki in different shades.
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pick your jap gf
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How common do girls look like Madeline McCain in the UK?
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>>74249818
prooofs/?????
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>>74249840
middle one in top row
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>>74249849
suss
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>>74249780
I'm fat
I'm 5'7
I'm ugly
I wear glasses
I look like I'm going bald
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>>74249864
What does that mean?
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>>74249833
Carhartt WIP is a very good brand but somewhat expensive
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could heem every brighton fan itt with my index finger
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>>74249849
'd
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>>74249840
far right makes my willy tingle
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>>74249786
Runt wear. Overpriced, under-designed shit.
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>>74249867
>lose weight
>height doesn't matter
>get a haircut, lift
>get contacts
>mature hairline isn't "going bald"
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>>74249867
nothing lifting and meditation can't overcome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40EpL7YkkmY
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>>74249874
suspect
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Fury will NEVER fight again the fat pikey cunt, he's nothing more than a keyboard warrior
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>>74249849
not for sale
nonce
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>>74249840
don't think they're Japanese
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>>74249840
nothing on em, I'll pass mate
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>>74249909
It is just a question. Do not be offended.
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>>74249833
>>74249880
got a blue shearling jacket from carhartt. VERY VERY nice piece of attire
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>>74249902
>lose weight
>get a haircut, lift
>get contacts

don't have the motivation to do any of this
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>>74249925
fuck off p*ki
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Off to Marks and Sparks, want owt?
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>>74249867
>I'm fat
lose weight
>I'm 5'7
go for asians
>I'm ugly
go for asians
>I wear glasses
go for asians
>I look like I'm going bald
grow a beard
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>mature hairline
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>>74249950
No
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>>74249840
wanked to this pic before ngl
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>>74249849
'nce
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soft bums
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Wish I was part of the 90s rave scene
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Have a date with a large-breasted young girl on Wednesday

Will be reporting back as to how I FUCK IT ALL UP
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>>74249949
based
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>>74249962
Give me an answer.
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having a gf with a twin is annoying as fuck lads.
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>>74249840
front centre-right
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>>74249954
an absence of mood swings and some stability in my life
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Reminder never to use this hand symbol
https://youtu.be/XpVGmi5Sbek
>>>/pol/123468960
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>>74249968
don't be afraid to stare at them, it shows confidence
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>>74249968
'nce
>>74249976
threesome potential
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>>74249973
answer: fuck off 'nce nobody wants you here
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>>74249955
>asians

the brown variety or the yellow variety?
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>>74249954
Percy Pigs please la
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>>74249840
they look fucking shamales
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This man has quite the mature hairline I must say
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>>74249976
sounds hot
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6. Millwall
7. Southend
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how do normblots listen to this garbage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weeI1G46q0o
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>>74249992
Thats not an answer
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>>74249929
>got a blue shearling jacket from carhartt. VERY VERY nice piece of attire
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>>74249984
why does the ADL have to ruin everything?
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>>74250011
fuck off jew
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>>74249994
both work
whatever you prefer
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its not erectile dysfunction lads i just have a mature cock
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>>74250018
I'm not sure it's them this time.
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>>74250026
im not a jew
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>>74249976
Easy to make advances without risking anything by pretending you don't realise it's her twin :^)
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>>74249954
A cure for my doggie's arthritis :/
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>>74249999
Quite a mature Get
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*glomps you*
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>>74250003
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>>74250012
'nker
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>>74250012
This dude looks super chill
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>>74250037
ethnically, culturally and theologically you share many traits with jews.

you're also both highly despised groups of people. very interesting.
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the first ten minutes of Dear White People is SHIT, after that it gets better
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hahahha the fucking state of atlanticrorkes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79iRxux0Msg
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>>74250080
why did you watch it
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>>74250078
only ethnically since Jews and Arabs are both Semitic
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>the first ten minutes of Dear White People is SHIT, after that it gets better
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Just ordered an escort to Tim's flat haha
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>>74250080
shan't be endorsing that racist drivel with my viewership
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just been for a quick shite
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>>74250112
proof
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>>74250112
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>>74250094
wanted to see if it could strike the delicate balance between pissing off rorkes and at the same time not being too WE WUZ
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>>74250112
you lied about the takeaways yesterday
shan't be believe this either
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>>74250106
lol if you say so jewboy.
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>>74250112
¿Proofs?
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>>74249780
I'm gay
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>>74250092
>antifa is a international left wing terror organisation
screaming
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>>74250112
imagine renting your gaff out and coming back to finding spunk all over your piano
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>>74250112
feel like they're doing this backwards
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>>74250132
Wasn't me
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got a blowjob earlier lads, first sexual thing i've ever done (23)

it was nowhere near as good as i thought it would be, when she wanked me off a bit her grip was so light compared to what i do and she only went just over my head when she sucked it

had to finish myself off and i came on her face
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>>74250139
ter·ror·ism
the unlawful use of violence and intimidation, especially against civilians, in the pursuit of political aims.

They literally are.
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watching vanilla sky lads

ultimate feel movie haha
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>>74249991
thats incest for her
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>>74250158
what happened after?
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Did a pepe with my phone notepad lol
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>>74250112
dpd
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Do we all agree that Clydesdale banknotes are the ugliest?
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>>74250158
you can fuck off mate. don't give one single fuck about your fucking blog
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>>74250171
>movie
FOY
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tv show idea: crime procedural where the hero has a superpower of sorts (or maybe he doesn't but he pretend to)
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>>74250179
all twins experiment with each other mate.
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me telling it like it is

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3bf_1493515715
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>>74250188
I'm not laughing
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>>74249727
That bike looks like a mecha thats laid back and chilling
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>>74250158
Should have got one off a lad, we're much better at it x
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>>74250188
good job yank
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>>74250202
you mean psyche?
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Post slags
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>>74250216
stop romanticising this talentless coalburner
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>>74250171
this is my only experience with vanilla sky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKYxCdzTjO8
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>>74250196
look at this dude
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>>74250226
no
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>>74250185
i wiped it off her face with some tissue then she went in the bathroom and used some of my mums face wash to wash her face, watched tv for about an hour then she went home

>>74250197
*replies to you*

>>74250214
n-no
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despise bender posting
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>>74250227
nice
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>>74250252
thought i told you to fuck off
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>stop romanticising this talentless coalburner
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>>74250112
will twat you if you're lying.
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>>74250227
not bad
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>>74250252
she your gf now?
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>>74250227
wanna lick her out
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watching people skin animals on yt
very relaxing work
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>>74250269
sorry mate i won't reply to you again
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>work in approximately 17 hours
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>>74250329
but it's a bank holiday
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>>74250329
JUST
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>cunts who sit in /brit/ counting down the seconds till work
oh FUCK OFF
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>>74250299
no i don't think so
i want to have sex with her, i knew her from sixth form it's the first time i've seen her in years she knows someone i work with so we got talking and it progressed to sexual things, text me this morning saying she was horny
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>>74250329
its labour day tomorrow
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have tomorrow off

there's a big party at the park here and right next door the lefties will be having their annual rally and riot

not sure i want to bother with going
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>>74250323
you'll do what i tell you to do
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>>74250252
How did this happen? Was she an escort?
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>>74250003
Good post
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>>74250139
how is this funny?
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Matched with an absolute bird
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little white boys BTFO
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>be me
>date is April 20, 2017
>get to work early, notice no one is here yet
>see a volkswagen commercial on the TV (it plays 24/7)
>remember it is the Fuhrer's birthday
>take out my compass
>Proceed to Sieg Heil while facing Germany
>I hear a shy "goodmorning" come from the secretary's desk
>It's the new intern girl who has been with our company for three days
>I shit myself and say "oh hi, haha. I got a really bad cramp in my elbow from rock climbing yesterday."
>she believes it and asks me more about my fake rock climbing hobby
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>>74250112
thats a big load
surprised he went straight away after that
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think a girl likes me but she's just as shy and awkward as I am so neither of us have the balls to make a move.

she also has old self-harm scars on her arm which is a bit disconcerting. 4chan has told me many times not to put my dick in crazy but they're very old and not very deep so maybe she was just a teen full of edgy angst and not suicidally depressed.
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>>74250357
good lad

roll with the momentum of it and you'll fuck her desu
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how is love on a real train so atmospheric
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>>74250385
>an absolute bird
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>>74250404
ah yes lad i'm sure you're 100% husband material too
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>>74250412
Don't ever fucking reply to me again you pedophile scum.
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>>74250112
where does tim live?
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>>74250372
actually don't think i will thanks

>>74250374
see
>>74250357
been messaging her on and off for a little while since she got back in contact with me and she went on about how she used to like me so we got talking about sexual things and she proposed we do something

>>74250406
how do i progress to that? when she was on her way round i was literally shaking and i was really awkward whilst she was giving me a blowjob
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>>74250447
stop using British slang incorrectly then
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>>74250112
that's a nice cock, wish that load had been shot all over my face
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>>74250446
triggered much
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>>74250454
he says his address in every video
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https://twitter.com/xshularx/status/858402305955299328

kekistan flags and nazi chants

ah yes
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>>74250456
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>>74250460
I will rorke the fuck out of you if you reply to me again.
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First day on the job mates how do I look?
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>>74250466
t. the perfect male
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Fucking hell lads I literally just had the worst night of my fucking life

I was out on piss with some mates and we missed the last train home, they all got a cab home but I decided to sleep round my GF's house who lives in the city we were out in. I tried ringing her three times but she didn't pick up so I just walked round hers and knocked on her door. She opened but with the chain on, and said that I had to leave because I was drunk and she had work the next day. I asked to just sleep on her floor and that I wouldn't bother her but she told me that she had some friends round and I couldn't, even though she had never mentioned this before. Then I saw the shadow of a dude in the background, despite the fact she lives with another girl who is single. I said I needed to come in right now and she told me to leave, then I tried kicking the door in because I was drunk and angry and she screamed and got the dude to come to the door and he said that if I came in he'd fucking kill me. The dude was taller than me so I just backed down and called her a stupid cunt and started walking off. Because I was pissed I shouted that she was a fucking who so everyone in the estate she lives on could hear but then some chavs started shouting at me to shut up and started coming towards me so I just legged it out of there.

There were no trains until 5am so I ended up having to walk home, it took me two hours and I had to do a shit on the beach but I had nothing to wipe my arse with so I ended up arriving at home stinking of shit. Because of this I took a shower which woke up my dad who started shouting at me to shut the fuck up and stop being such a useless annoying waste of space inconsiderate cunt. I started crying and he just told me to go to bed.

Honestly considering ending it all
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>>74250482
now I have to reply because that sounds fascinating.
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>>74250497
Not readying that
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>>74250387
he looks uncomfortable, understandable really
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>>74250387
cara has always been a massive slut
shes only a meme because the netherlad spammed her every thread for like a year
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>>74250404
good luck
it's times like this when i try to force myself not to be myself
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>>74250511
*readys something else*
aha
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>>74250497
fucking hell lad
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Happy Hitler's Suicide Day
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>>74250497
doubt any of this happened
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>>74250497
iota status: zero
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remember when the alt-right threw a tantrum at the dear white people trailer and cancelled their netflix subscriptions thinking it would hurt them
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>>74250357
>saying she was horny
I think she might have wanted to have sex with you today until you nutted on her face
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>>74250497
chance this happened
5%
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>>74250554
wonder if he enjoyed his last birthday
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>>74250387
El justo
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preparing for a disasterous poo. wish me luck laddos
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>>74250563
nah, give us a reminder mate because i sure do give a fuck about that
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>>74250497
Don't post here ever again
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>>74250497
hella

fucking

epic
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>>74250497
a million red flags when she said you can't stay at her house

just dump her desu
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>>74250497
>Fucking hell lads I literally just had the worst night of my fucking life
>I was out on piss with some mates and we missed the last train home, they all got a cab home but I decided to sleep round my GF's house who lives in the city we were out in. I tried ringing her three times but she didn't pick up so I just walked round hers and knocked on her door. She opened but with the chain on, and said that I had to leave because I was drunk and she had work the next day. I asked to just sleep on her floor and that I wouldn't bother her but she told me that she had some friends round and I couldn't, even though she had never mentioned this before. Then I saw the shadow of a dude in the background, despite the fact she lives with another girl who is single. I said I needed to come in right now and she told me to leave, then I tried kicking the door in because I was drunk and angry and she screamed and got the dude to come to the door and he said that if I came in he'd fucking kill me. The dude was taller than me so I just backed down and called her a stupid cunt and started walking off. Because I was pissed I shouted that she was a fucking who so everyone in the estate she lives on could hear but then some chavs started shouting at me to shut up and started coming towards me so I just legged it out of there.
>There were no trains until 5am so I ended up having to walk home, it took me two hours and I had to do a shit on the beach but I had nothing to wipe my arse with so I ended up arriving at home stinking of shit. Because of this I took a shower which woke up my dad who started shouting at me to shut the fuck up and stop being such a useless annoying waste of space inconsiderate cunt. I started crying and he just told me to go to bed.
>Honestly considering ending it all
Don't even care if this isn't real, fucking howling like a madman
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>>74250497
any chance of a penguin classics abridged version of this post
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>>74250592
ok, remember when the alt-right threw a tantrum at the dear white people trailer and cancelled their netflix subscriptions thinking it would hurt them
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there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that still haven't got their hands on the new £1 coin
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>>74250497
bellowing
sounds something out of a peep show episode
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>>74250609
"cuck"
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>>74250456
just talk to her and invite her over again sometime

the fact that she stayed afterward is a good sign desu. last girl I slept with literally ate her breakfast in the car as she dropped me home hahahaha she couldn't get me out of there fast enough
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>>74250609
any chance of you choking to death on a frog leg, because i would fucking love for that to happen
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>>74250657
frankly uncalled for
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>>74250657
rude
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>>74250497
fucking tragic

are you the lad who hadn't spoken to his gf for two days and thought she'd gone off you?
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Might have a jap gf soon lads
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>>74250675
>>74250681
sorry lads just doing banter
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>>74250675
>>74250681
this general isn't for you
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>>74250693
unlikely given that is a copy pasted post
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>>74250713
>gif
fuck off
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>>74250696
GOTTA
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Might have a jap eye soon lads
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>>74250696
nonce
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CATCH 'EM
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was doing a maybe it's you sess and a fucking prostitute turned up at my flat
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trump might be the best goy of all time
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>>74250497
end it
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looking forward to the footy later ngl
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wolves dont concern themselves with the opinion of sheep
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>>74250724
GET
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>>74250713
i believe it suits me
i've prepared my whole life for this
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Need to erase any evidence of my existence from the internet
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>>74250761
A
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>>74250635
I've got five
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reading about the nazis and drugs
p interesting
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>>74250497
well at least you had a gf, any chance you think you could have taken the guy in a fight?
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functional electrical stimulation
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>>74250759
this mindset still hasn't landed me a gf
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National Globalist
National Slobalist
National Slocalist
National Socialist
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>>74250779
Matthew Ludford
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>>74250779
better delete that post then mate
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>- I show an intimidating text sent to me by Marcus Hausen several times recently

alright who's been threatening tim?
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>>74250822
Marcus Hausen
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>>74250811
least intelligent post in a while
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>>74250822
it's literally from like 6 months ago hahaha utter state of tim
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Phwoar
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>>74250822
its 1 comment that says dpd
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avCSdFxinNs
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maccers, BK or KFC?
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would want to kill my hypothetical gf if I caught her cheating but would have little problem cheating on her and definitely no problem sleeping with a girl who has a bf
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Got fucked up the arse last night. Really need to stop giving in to my gay urges ffs
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>>74250751
>how to upset everyone: the rhetoric
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>>74250882
burger kang
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>>74250882
BK
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>>74250787
GOOK
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>>74250742
jealous imo baka
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>>74250873
fucking dick
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>>74250886

>would want to kill my hypothetical gf if I caught her cheating

t. Faisal Abdul
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>>74250873
me on the left (sworn pacifist, VERY calm)
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why do fat girls have such weird looking fannies
>>
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the caravan
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>>74250886
don't think I could ever cheat on a gf desu. I don't see the point in being in a relationship if you're just going to fuck other girls, may as well just be single.
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>>74250882
KFC > maccas > hungry jacks
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>>74250921
shan't be reading this caravan
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Time Farron's got a fresh trim
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>>74250923
>I don't see the point in being in a relationship if you're just going to fuck other girls, may as well just be single.
for cuddles idiot
>>
>>74250925
Jakkas is the best you fag
>>
>>74250917
it's a phenomenon known as cellulite
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>>74250912
wouldn't do it obviously
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>>74250921
properly mental how religious yanks are
honestly think these people should just be starved
>>
>>74250882
KFC
>>
>>74250909
those swarthy welsh people
>>
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*puts an appointment with oxford health on you*
>>
>>74250964
>Jakkas
never heard this
also their chips and drinks are always off
>>
>>74250912
how is that a muslim tier post?
>>
>>74250945
bit of bully that marcus
>>
>>74250899
>>74250902
what to get? whopper with cheese?
>>
>>74251009
because honour killing
>>
>>74251001
didn't give you permish to post my gf did i? so fucking delete it mate. right fucking now
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>>74250986
ah yes so you can't disprove anything he argues, got it
>>
>>74251015
Sounds good to me
>>
>>74251006
That's because I coined it
And the drinks are the same watered down piss you get at any fast food joint
And have you been there in the past year? They chips are grade-A now
>>
>>74251001
why do pale girls love red lipstick? they look like clowns
>>
>>74250956
hmm no

a few of my idiot m8s go out and cheat on their gfs in the most pleb ways where they're obviously going to get caught on weekends then act whipped as fuck all week long. cheating on a partner is fucking stupid and you're only hurting yourself.
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>>74251051
creates contrast
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>>74251051
fuck off shitskin
>>
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>>74251109
im whiter than her
>>
There is precious little good porn about girls who force men to cum inside them
>>
>>74251113
team swipedown
>>
>>74251128
no you're black haha
>>
wonder how many times i've ever wanked
gotta be in the 10000s
>>
>>74251158
those don't exist here
>>
channing tatum is the last aryan warrior of christ
>>
>>74251170
I estimate that I've wanked about 12000 times
>>
>>74251185
who?
>>
>>74251170
count the days since the age at which you first wanked, multiply it by what you think is average # wanks per day
>>
>>74251185
1488 jump street
>>
tim keeps mentioning "the meetings" (((they))) keep forcing him to attend
reckon they're dentist brainwashing sessions
>>
>>74251185
doesn't he have brown eyes
>>
>>74251214
Thanks Germany for the sensible suggestion
>>
>>74251030
there's no need to disprove irrational religions and theists
just remove them
>>
>>74251185
my namea jesus
>>
business idea: the whole world should support north korea and wipe yanks off the face of the earth
>>
>>74251224
it's literally just their mental health assessments to make sure he's doing okay after his psychotic episode
>>
>>74251283
alri spiclad
got any fat sisters i can marry?
>>
I unironically like Tim's version of Rockaway Beach
>>
anyone else have those little white dots on the base of their helmet?
>>
>>74251258
hmm I see, think you might be a fascist
>>
Want a bacon double cheese burger from BK delivered to my bed
>>
>>74251224
are you autistic enough to watch his garbage? LMAO AUSTRALIANS ARE AUTISTIC
>>
>>74251304
except he doesn't want to do them, so why should he be forced to? he never had a psychotic episode. all dentist apologists report to the runt chamber for delousing
>>
>>74251355
>he never had a psychotic episode
he literally did
this was a while ago
you new cunt
>>
combing my hair
>>
>>74251315
don't wear a helmet during the course of my daily life
>>
>>74251327
him playing his gibson with the reverb on is unironically better than 99% of modern music. /mu/ shoul be all over this guy

>>74251375
more dentist lies
>>
>>74251393
*combs it for you*
such nice soft hair
>>
im a virgin ama
>>
What does /brit/ think of my new sweatshirt?

https://www.uniqlo.com/us/en/women-airism-uv-cut-mesh-full-zip-hoodie-188210COL10SMA003000.html
>>
FUCK IT im having a beer
>>
This island's quite good
>>
just looked at rosy's twitter
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1493529802671.webm
>>
>>74251432
same
>>
>>74251453
Koh lan?
>>
love pints, me
>>
Would I get in trouble for naming my router "Nigger Killer"?
>>
>>74251464
thanks a ton for that link
>>
>>74251432
virgin twat
>>
>>74251540
no virgin penis actually
>>
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>>74251464
>>
>get onto /brit/ because i have a good post to make
>thread is almost dead so i have to wait

fucks sake, i've forgotten what it is now too
>>
>>74251503
isle of man
>>
>>74251561
dunce
>>
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>>74251464
but it's private
>>
post kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIpXQS5gaAw
>>
>>74251532
yeah

with me
>>
NEED rosie to finger my prostate while i ejaculate inside her womb with the full intent of creating new life, all the while she's whispering how much money i'm going to pay for the baby
>>
>>74251560
always crease when you post these images

they're so similar, i know it's you who does it each time
>>
immortal man here ama
>>
>>74251575
oh right
>>
NEW
>>74244205
NEW
>>74244205
NEW!
>>74244205
>>
https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/858683059708755968
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>>74251503
ye
>>
>>74251594
@chelseafindom97
>>
>>74251672
have to agree with him
>>
>>74251672
imagine my surprise
>>
>>74251672
isn't he poof?
>>
>>74251666
Burger Education
>>
new

>>74251800
>>74251800
>>74251800
>>
>>74251757
no he just likes experiencing europe's vibrant gay scenes
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