/asean/

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God bless /asean/.

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Aqua's ass > the rest

>>74248203
∆zix > £®is

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I want to eat a salapao.

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>>74247962
Our Naj

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CIBAI

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Aqua's ass is a miracle of the universe

>>74248333
*kisses you*

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>tfw got ISP range ban from posting on /a/.

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>>74248429
>///>

sillypenis

>>74248492
Do you want a frenchie?

>>74247962
>no boobs

Literally a little boy

My iPad has a fucking dead pixel in the corner FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>74248735
Just like how you like it, isn't it?

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>tfw saving seat for 2 qt Filipina friends
>tfw mongolian looking qt asks me if she could sit next to me until my friend comes
>tfw too cute to say no
>tfw she now got her friend to move
>tfw I've been bamboozled
Advise me /asean/

As consolation, at least I'm surrounded by qts.

>>74248735
dem thighs though

>>74249099
Full frontal when?

>>74248735
>>74249099
>be me
>play volleyball
>qt Filipina plays as well
>she has long hair which she ties like OP pic
>she also wears the same volleyball clothes
>she has T H I C C legs and decent sized bewbs
>nice ashhhh too
Truly in heaven when I see her play

>>74249041
Can you grope them?

>>74249194
>>74249041
Still cucked by imouto

>>74249202
>tfw no ability to stop time around me, so I can give her a kissu and plough her

>>74249345
Did your little nuts quake when you saw her, buddy?

>>74249345
Loser. I would flirt with her if I were you and get talking. I bet you are just sitting there like a buffoon. No wonder your imouto cucked you

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good night /asean/

>>74249186
>>74249402
stop shitposting, focus on your practice instead

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>"I-I'm sorry, anon. But you're just too nice"

I was in those parties of UP frats and sororities set up last night. Jesus, the women there were wild, my friends were literally touching their pussy. They kept telling me, that chick's mine to fuck and stuff like that and kept telling me to dance with her. But I was too scared to. Overall parties like that make me really uncomfortable. I even saw a few people drink acid.

I was uncomfortable about the place I left after 2 hours. A girl even called me a killjoy and was laughing at me.

I guess I'm just your typical loser virgin because I'm too much of a pussy to do anything about it.

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>>74249617
>>74249725
You need to read more literary works by Elliot Rodger

>>74249594
Thanks but no thanks. I have rich parents, so I can just masturbate to pictures of (((someone))) on this board all day and I'll just cum on my bedsheet.

>>74249819
I don't care whether you are the real gook or not but I'm starting to think that you're kinda cool.

>>74249585
That's my wife, m9.

>>74247962
I always wondered about the volleyball related hashtags that come out of the islands lately (mostly about the Ateneo de Manila team). You guys really like watching college volleyball, or is it just the universities' students with their avid Twittering?

>>74249926
If there was a ranking of sports played by flips the second most popular would be volleyball, but the most popular tournaments are run by top universities in the country for women because they're good and fun to watch (sexually and rivalry)

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Would you?

>>74249725
UP Baguio?

Anyway I smell fiction

>>74249892
YOU DARE QUESTION MY GOOKNESS?

>>74250117
Yes.
Anyways, it's not fiction. They were making out with her but I was too much of a pussy to do anything about it.

>>74249926
Yeah, we Zerg rush social media alot
And most of them are unifags of course

>>74250223
We do like telling and fakes stories just to say this ___ are sluts

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>AFA """""""Indonesia""""""""

>>74250084
Yes

>>74250346
I would do you. Would you do me?

>>74250393
I rather not. I want to remain chaste.

>>74250293
>>74250117
Tb.f it's really not that far off, a lot of the people I drink with 420 blazes, but girls here only really get rowdy in clubs

>>74249926
Cause Ateneo volleyball team excel at their sports and academics while players of basketball are dumbfucks.

But really, basketball still delivers the shekels unlike volleyball.

>>74250528
We go crazy over basketball as well especially if its finals

>>74250481
I'm a big dick mystic, known to hypnotize

>>74250506
Well that's the UK tho

>>74250711
Nah, I have high magic resistance.

I wonder if anyone here can guess who I really am...?

>>74250528
DLSU basketball players are super dumbfucks, was classmates and groupmates with Ben Mbala, Julian Sargent, and Robert Bolick- fuckers did not contribute at all

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>>74251148
Was classmates with Jervy cruz at utot sabay tae, that guy is so retarded he cant even do basic math equation from highschool in college.

But he's richer than me now, why is this allowed.

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>mfw new qt working at Jolibee
>mfw finally have the balls to strike a conversation

>>74251485
Got her phone number yet, chump?

>>74251148
DLSU is where you go if you dont have enough money and too dumb for ateneo

UP diliman = poor/very smart
Ateneo = money/smart
DLSU = money/dumb
UST = poor/dumb
TESDA = enlightened individuals

>>74251485
Did you order her C2 yet?

>>74249594
It's not me. It's a Pinoy with a VPN trolling. My trip looks like this. Proof: archive.

>>74251741
Forgot trip

>>74251803
Password got autocorrected

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>>74251544
>>74251583
No, not yet but i talked to her during her break, she told me her working hours and day. Do you guys think she gave me wrong info? Im pretty sure i was not being creepy or anything..

>>74251863
What are you gonna do now? Stalk her when she's on her way home and raep her?

>>74251863
Sing her this song https://youtu.be/FfbQa8lPbr0

>>74251863
Bad news bruh, if you're wondering if you sounded creepy or acted creepy then you were creepy.

>>74251485
>new qt
>at Jolibee
Can't wait for the NTR 2.0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlgOe99WEpc

>>74251556
>TESDA
Ayy lmao
They are going to be a drug rehab college now. Wtf
LaSalle is the same tier as Ate neo

That's College of St.Benilde the one where yaya dub comes from

I AM THE REAL GOOK

>>74251803
Fake gook.

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>>74251935
Tried stalking once was kinda boring
>>74251976
Didn't know Brunei has it's own rap game
>>74252061
I acted like how gymbros flirted minus the talking about gym stuff. Is that ok?

>>74252244
you can stay macedon, you have cool flag and alexander the great

>>74252456
Wew, ya blew it.

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h-hi

>>74252456
Just skip the introduction and go straight to the pounding.

>>74252456
If you have to ask its not okay.
You only get self doubt if you subconsciously know there was something wrong

I'm addicted to chewable vitamin c tablets

What should I expect?

>>74250117
i dont know
but ateneo and UP has lots of chads and stacies there

Imouto said she will call father on me, it was an unintentional turn of event which led me to touch her oppai

What can I do ?

>>74252594
It's just me m8. It's all me

>>74252895
Threesome incest obviously.

>>74252895
What a bad brother. Ask for her forgiveness you scum.

I want to have cancer

What do I do?

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>>74252699
lol no way fag
>>74252641
>>74252722
So whats the best way to get chicks then? be Be normal? i cant do that im a massive sperg.
Get buffed? too lazy to hit the gym.
Money? I don't have a stable income right now
HOW DO I GET ME A GF??? ESPECIALLY IN A COUNTRY WITH RETARDED BELIEFS?? HOW???

>>74252941
if you remember me Faisal

i did post a few times here, in june. My sister has a boyfriend so out of jealousy, i have done inexcusable feats one of them is touching her

>>74253028
Don't. It will risk your life in a bad way.

>>74253005
i do this everyday out of habit

>>74253122
Solid advice.

>>74253078
Who needs a gf when you can enter heaven amirite?

>>74253122
Oh shut up

>>74253078
>Sperg
>Lazy
>No income NEET
>Want a gf
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>74253181
If you want to have cancer, smoke Tobacco (maybe even the electronic one) a lot as a safe choice but I think it's better not to have one in the first place, please eat more fruits and vegetables instead.

>>74253102
How big are they?

>>74252841
>UP
More like smug hipster nerds who's too guilt ridden to waste money
Nothing wrong with that tho

my sister is 16 yearsold, brown, child bearing hips, flaunts her firm ass, she likes tank tops and socially adept


i doubt any onii-chan can resist having her as an imouto

>>74253256
B sized cups, fits and molds well with enough grip

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>>74253226
ive seen fatasses and manlets get chicks easily during my sixth form. What am i missing?

>>74253235
Asbestos >> Cigarette smoke

>>74253078
I dont know what to tell you man.

>>74253338
Have you seen her naked?

>>74253299
What a bad onii chan. Disgusting.

>>74253416
You are bound to alone.
Forever.
Enjoy your C2.

>>74253497
I've seen her undressed form so many times already, by now i memorized every nook and cranny of her physique

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>being a Golden Statefag
>not being a Spursfag

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>>74253544
Welp time to move to Temburong then.

>>74253593
That sounds way too good to be true.

>>74253728
>schoolyard sports

>>74253800
Jolibee @Temburong soon.

>>74253915
pinoy pride
How's Brunei like? I don't really bother knowing much about fellow ASEAN countries so to me they're all coconuts and bananas

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>>74254074
Boring, North Korea(muslim edition) , don't bother coming.

>>74254074
Very third world.

hohoho

>>74254158
>>74254162
sorry to hear fellas
>>74254304
how bout your place indog? always thought you were indians on islands or some shit

>>74254158
I don't think Brunei was that bad. I don't know how authoritarian it is given the lack of democracy level data. As far I'm concerned the last known use of capital punishment in the country (which is still in effect) is in 1957.

>>74254484
They are way too rich to commit crime.

>>74254484
maybe the folk are secretly getting killed by the gov
>>74254162
>>74254158
care to comment brunei-
your gov ironfisted or just sharia law problems?

>>74254767
>your gov ironfisted or just sharia law problems?
Most likely the latter. It is even stated that the government has recently enacted Sharia two years ago.

Technically Brunei is still in state of emergency since 1962 due to the revolt.

>>74250322
God I fucking hate Ch*nks so much

>>74252797
cirit-birit, speaking from experience.

>>74253028
>stay on /asean/ everyday

>>74253299
dude, find an actress that looks like her and post. can be south merican for all i care, just want to picture her.

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>>74254484
>>74254767

>MIB is shoved everywhere
>Islam is shoved everywhere
>You can't construct buildings taller the mosque tower most of the time
>MIB is shoved on EVERY level of education
>No alcohol(not that its bad anyways)
>Everyone has the mentality that Allah will solve their problems
>Other religions can't celebrate their holidays
>MIB EVERY FUCKING TIME
>This year Ministry of Religious Affair has the highest budget meaning more religion shoved up your ass
>Denouncing Islam will result in being banishment and possibly death sentence
>Government has their own FBI called KDN that arrests anyone who speaks against the government, MIB, Islam and the royal family
>Nepotism on high ranking positions
>Everyone is dependent on those retarded imams
>Government keep pushing that Islam will turn Brunei into an economic powerhouse
>Despite Islam being pushed every the Royal family has some dark secrets
>Everyone kisses the royal families foot
>The royal family bow down to the chink overlord recently
Thats all i can think off right now , theres more to be added desu. Im probably gonna get caught for saying all of this.

>>74255025
So a Islamic theocracy? That's a bit like Iran and Saudi Arabia then.

>>74255025
bye awak

/asean/ raise your hands if you're an oni-sama and you're sick and tired of taking care of your siblings

>>74255148
I do, but my sister is about to enter college now, not that I'm sick with her though.

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I'm going to sleep
Read this comic fags
you won't regret it
http://www.avasdemon.com

>>74255025
We will miss you man.
Say hi to your local Gestapo for me.

>>74255025
>MIB
Men in Black was okay movie
Seriously tho, sorry to hear about all that shit. Islam really fucks with things. How's your emigration like, you guys can leave right?

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I saw Flipbong's sister with her white bf today. Top kek

Nevermind, decided I am not going to sleep after all. Definitely do not read that.

>>74255146
Now that you mentioned it, i do remember the royal family being Arab fanboys.
also heres some stuff to keep the noggin joggin:
>Prince Azim attending a party in llondon
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3613871/Joan-Collins-83-exudes-glamour-little-black-dress-statement-jacket-cuts-youthful-figure-date-night-husband-Percy-Gibson-50.html
>Sultan sucking Bill Clintons cock
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4095310/More-Hillary-Clinton-emails-surface-anti-gay-Sharia-law-ruler-shunned-celebrities-treated-Bill-like-family.html
>local newspaper gets shut down for revealing somethings
https://pastebin.com/M086sJXu
>Myanmmar prof gets shut down for talking about MUSLIMS in Myanmmar
http://www.mmtimes.com/index.php/national-news/3743-outspoken-professor-resigns-over-brunei-university-censorship.html
Theres more if you guys just google anything about the royal family of Brunei.

>>74255593
*notices*

>>74255482
Any yuri?

>>74255593
Open your mouth

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>>74255757

>>74255807
Kissu :3

>>74255025
>this post has been deleted as it violated provisions set by the Security Offences (Special Measures) Act 2012

>>74255840
>.<

>>74255937
You are a good girl. Senpai's gonna take you out for dinner

>>74256013
*^* really?

>>74256036
Yes <3

>>74255271
phew i know i'm entering the foodservice industry so mia familia thinks they're doing me a favour by bossing me around and treating me like a nanny. i'm sick of it but i know better, i just gotta stick for a while longer.

*sniff* Hmmmppphhhhh Hah~
who /smelly/ here?
;3

>>74255717
There's definitely yuri in Ava's demon.

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>>74255025
How based, how will quffar ever recover

>>74256575
Which chapter?

>>74256575
>/u/ shit
dropped.

>>74256722
It has no chapter. Just a secession of panels.

>>74256748
Well Ava is not sorry to lose you either. Bye.

>>74256791
Well, if you're suggesting something to find other like-minded people to discuss it, you better be ready to advertise it well.

>>74256757
Chapter links are in the archive. Where the yuri starts?

>>74256866
I'm just a fan. I don't get monetary compensation for shilling it. I don't have to try that hard.

>>74256882
I have no idea because I read it without noticing chapters. Don't bother me anymore. You pervert.

>>74256898
> like-minded people to discuss it

>>74256970
I meant it for the drawfags in this thread. I don't want to discuss anything with anyone.

>>74256940
Whatever, too much alien for my taste

>>74257050
What there were no aliens. They are humans. There's no one dyeing their hair in UK?

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>>74256459
Molestation time

>>74257169
lewd

>>74257166
Lewd

>>74257137
Then why the girl can turn her hands into tree trunks?

>>74257166
hmmmmm cum on me~~

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>>74257169
looks like you're staying frenchie

>>74257399
We got that much posters?
Shall we do another poll for other tripfags?

>>74257466
No we dont have that much people, some Indon changed IP and voted multiple times

>>74257399
Voting ended last night 24:00 ASEAN common time

>>74257466
1/3 prolly proxies
who next? could do one on the corean

>>74257333
What happens when we rub two sticks together?

>>74257572
Well, it ain't me but I voted her to stay several times.

>>74257594
Maybe, I hate that sociopathic asshole.

>>74257597
ahh, rubbing two canolis together makes the cream come out

>>74257698
Yes! That's correct. And now I am going to rub mine against yours to start a fire

>>74257137
You really want a thick brown cock up your shiny korean ass eh? korea boi?

Yuri on page 222 it's an animation

>>74257328
She is sick. Have you got no respect for those battling an illness? Especially when you're in a similar shoe? Dang can you be more inconsiderate?

>>74258085
Yeah, slather your twink ass up like a good korea boi learning english in a brown man's country yeahh.. you like it don't you? penetration is a good feeling especially if you're recieving. korea boi

>>74258142
stop spazzing out gook

>>74257885
You said you are not gay.

>>74258219
Yeah, being a homo in korea must be a nice thing, learning english in a brown man's country cause its cheaper even if you need white cock? I Can give you da brown man special.. yeaaaaa boiii

>>74258219
What's wrong with that? I assume that she is a femboy

>>74258363
Femboy is still gay.

>>74258587
I don't care

>>74257885
That burning sensation you get is sexual disease

>>74258657
Yer gay yeh fuckboy

http://pixelcanvas.io/@-750,525
asean get in here

>>74258587
Not as gay as you faggot, have you told you parents about your sexual relations with brown men, you twinky fuck?

I bet you're in your boxers right now just touching yourself to the thought of posting on a southeast asian thread, spreading your korean ass wide open, ready for penetration.

>>74258363
I'm male(male) with manly features and a manly voice. The only fem me is m huge ass, bigger than my moms, though accompanied by thunder thighs so now it's technically manly.

>>74258890
Yuck T_T

I changed my mind

>>74258687
I'll give you sexual disease and then do your sister

>>74258999
oh bby don be like that.
look at it this way, now you can bend over and i can do *stuff* to you ;^)

>>74258890
You sound like you'll taste delicious when deep-fried.

So this hapa Brit is technically into underage boys without masculine features. How do I inform the British police?

>>74259056
You're not done for the day yet? Try telling your parents you're a queer and like to take it up the ass then come back here and bak dat ass up

>>74259046
No thanks....

>>74259056
uuh baby he be saying im a dog well then my gookman, i'd eat you raw with a dash of soy sauce hmm hmm

>>74259228
oops, pls pick up the soap >:(

>>74259320
How about no?

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>>74259320
Your description of your thighs made me picture this.

>>74259408
Typical of a korean homosexual, thinking about brown chicken thighs when he reads a conversation being had by a brown man. I bet you want to stick that thick thigh up your ass don't you?

>>74259408
prett close me gook, google "thunder thighs" and you'll get a better picture of what i said.

>>74259372
gaybong btfo oooooo

>>74259476
Maybe when you are a femboy I'll drop it

KONTOL XD

>>74259531
>not wanting to get fucked by a man
>wants to take twink dick
wow what are you gay?

>>74259539
KECIKNYA XD

>>74259565
I bet yours did. That's why you like to get that ass of yours penetrated.

>>74259620
Maybe if you are more fem

>>74259565
No wtf

Fucking faggot degenerates

British weather atm
>middle of spring
>go outside
>raining all the time
>sky is grey
>no sun in sight
>can't even wear summer clothes
It's nearly summer soon.

>>74260477
Or you can stop being a fucking homo and wear summer clothes regardless

>>74260092
oh shit dude i just remembered Farah Quinn, what do you think she's upto now? Does she still do cooking shows there?

>>74260841
Maybe, haven't watched TV for a while. Btw all of her cookings are fucking disgusting, the only reason people watch her is because she's hot.

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>2017
>still using rocks as main fuel source for energy
>not harnessing infinite resource such as light as source for energy
>solar elevators soon
dem EU scientist are wörking hard to make the Gundam 00 meme real.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mA9clh7bL8Q

Tell me your MBTI fags.
If you don't have one yet, get one here.
16personalities.com

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>>74263206
What does this even mean?

>>74263859
Ur a fag lol

Did you take the test fags?
I am apparently an IN fee fee which basically means that I'm a retarded emo autist.

>>74263859
It means I'm cumming in your asshole tonight, ladyboy

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>>74263206
>not being a superior administrator

>>74263859
You're a helpful fucker

>>74265051
>E
>Spends entire days on 4chan
Doesn't compute

Also did you intentionally get ESTJ because you know I'm INFP and you hate me? You're my exact opposite.

>>74263859
I'm infp as well.
Read the description the site provides.

Nicely put, you're a helper, healer, good friend

Badly put, you're a pushover, pussy, the "nice guy"

You also daydream a lot.
You live in your dreams.
You don't need weeds cause you've got weed gland in your brain.

I don't like it and I wish I was an ISFP.

>>74263859
I am currently rubbing 2 of my 4 inches at the thought of your tight little ladyboy butthole.
Fun fact of the day -
MY PARENTS ARE RICH
Whoops, that was my fee fees. I'm le INFP xD xD

Dopamine = happy neurotransmitter

Lots of dopamine = ISFP
Rather low dopamine = INFP
Kinda low dopamine = depression
Very low dopamine = schizophrenia

The more dopamine you have the more normie you are.

The less dopamine you have the more creative you are.

Drumpft invited Duterte to the White House lol

Can I get murdered by Muslims in the Philippines?

>>74263859
I am also INFP

>>74266038
Hey, I jerk off to ladyboys too! *high five*

>>74266208
I jerk off to 2D traps and ladyboys about 65% of the time actually

debate me

>>74266038
Only one in 25 people is INFP but they are quite common on shady corners of the Internet.

>>74265480
I'm really like this in real life, I often have to work a lot with groups and I'm also the social secretary for my society (responsible for organising events). I really expect people to do their part and get triggered when they are being a huge failure. I actually have a strict daily timetable as well, I never miss a goal or slack off. Instead, I make it up at a later date by working more.

I also take law, which very much fits my personality, I prefer order than people having too much freedumbs. I have a friend who does media and omg we couldn't be more opposite, he doesn't have a structure on his life and just goes with the flow like all art students.

>>74266341
I find that INTP seems to make up most users of imageboards but there are more INFPs on these sites than in real life

>>74265967
I hope he stays there, they are fit for each other

>>74266038
You're more likely to be mugged and killed by a poorfag that goes to church every sunday, than being kidnapped by a mooslim and get beheaded while being streamed in Twitch.

>>74266496
Well it seems like you're wasting away your life on 4chan sprinkling homo tropes and you're in fact a normie. I fucking knew it. So you have time allocated for 4chan shitposting on your timetable?

>>74266594
Interesting

What is the best city to be murdered in?

>>74266303
Lol my ladyboy is 15-16 year old. I posted a picture before. Probably three times bigger than your puny 2D "dick"

Go back to watching loli like the lowly weeb you are. No one finds your cartoons funny. Get a fucking clue.

It gives me much laughs when weebs cling to the 2D women meme desperately.

Compensating much, really. It is truly a laughable display when weebs laugh at other gentlemen alleged fantasies online.

The very case of an Inferiority complex. No wonder your waifu is an everlasting shithole loved by mongrels between spaniards and apes.

And yes my parents are rich. My ladyboy is probably worth half a year worth of your father's anime collection. Stay jelly lol.

>>74266499
Yeah INFPs are mostly Tumblr material.

So he can't even come up with his own insults huh. What a waste of my time and attention.

>>74266669
I actually do, I don't post here everyday. 4chin is just my way of relaxing. I post here on my allocated break times, when I do university work. And I post here at night until around 1am my time to keep /asean/ threads alive, while other posters are asleep.

>>74266698
Any city is suitable for that, but I assume Davao is the one.

>>74266808
But you're here everyday.
Why do you cherish this thread that much to even sacrifice your own sleep? You know a bag of pagpag has more worth than this thread.

>>74266808
>university work
You have spoken enough, poorfag
t. rich parents
[ ] not banted
[x] bantered by my rich parents
post paid for by my rich parents™

>>74266953
because I like to preserve the culture, the memes and the norms and violently raep those who get out of line, like posting excessively about politics.

>>74267043
When I say university work, I meant study, which I do everyday.

Well I really should be productive now. A schizophrenic homosexual pedophile has much more productive life than me and he'll be a lawyer. I'm just a bipolar ADHD robot. I surely can do better than this. Thanks for exposing your normie side. I conclude that your going about being virgin was also a lie and you have in fact slayed at least a dozen British slags so far in your life. Such an awakening.

>>74267229
>A schizophrenic homosexual pedophile
I'm a different poster, you're on about Bakahime.

>>74267147
Study? You mean to tell me you don't have iPad Siri™ PRO do all your homework for you?
HAHSHAHAJ
*deep breath*
JAHAHAHAHHA
What are your parents like not rich parents? Pfft

>>74267301
Just inform me on the status of your virginity and I'll go to sleep.

Inform me, so that I can increase the number of 2D animus I SLAAAAY on my iPad PRO Cumstain Edition™ regularly
Gonna have many 2D children with 2D 4inch dicks like mine

Why it's a yes and no question
Is it intact or not
Lemme go to sleep man

Hmmm fucking manipulative normie
I see through your lies with my extroverted iNtuition.
Say hello to your Voice. Bye.

>>74267892
Fucking normies, REEEEEEEEEEE

>>74257572
That's me. But I vote her to leave.

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What's up with Youjo Senki and deus vult?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSefVTluICs

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I drew a galaxy.

>>74276460
It's a very nice drawing oppa!

>>74276602
ty

Time to work!

>>74278397
It's holiday here.

>>74278449
Everyday is workday!

>>74278486
Not for you though.

>>74278509
Elaborate.

>>74278574
U r a NEET.

>>74278599
AAAAAÀHHHHHHHH

Such a diligent employee!

>>74278486
fuck you too man

>>74279257
Mean!

>>74266953
That faggot only goes here to take an ego trip like a scumbag flip politician would do in real life. Just ignore that normie's inane ramblings.

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brunei more like brugay

Over the course of 9 years of my stay in 4chan, this is the first time I have seen someone insult the Kingdom of Brunei Darussalam.

It seems /asean/ has hit an all-time low.

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wheat grass peng satu

ok boss

brapa tauke?

dua linggit

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What will you do when you realize that technological singularity will happen in our lifetime?

>>74279993
>>74280141
More like Bru-who

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fucking communists i just want to eat at jollibee

>>74280560
Thank god we killed/exiled every last one of ours. Sure, the younguns are here, but they're too stupid to organize. Feels good without gommunism

>>74280605
i just want to open my car window and say fuck you to each and every one of them

>>74280649
Just do like this br did with our commies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49xCpKcRzRk

>>74280605
Thanks, Anwar Congo.

>>74280560
what is this about? the minimum wage?

>>74281105
KMU faggots rallying in Cabuyao
and obviously it always has something to do with wages, but hear this, they want a daily 750 pesos daily wage. They're a nutcase.

>>74281228
makes sense the big company factories are there

seems small tho

>>74281228
>he's a dirty lagunafag
kys

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Post photos of your country's leader with other leaders from other nations.

>>74281339
No rallies makes sense if they just want their government-senpai to notice them yet they choose the most congested road in Laguna to cause traffic jams and ruckus.
They are just a small group because there's not much people who lives in Cabuyao, most people would rather live in Sta. Rosa or Calamba.
If they want factories to notice them then they're in the wrong city. There's literally nothing interesting here in Cabuyao.

>>74281443
>says the nova bayan faggot whose landmark is a fucking sogo hotel

I'm lmaoing at your life, stupid queer.

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>>74255025
Mixing government and believe is a mistake.
And this is not only Islam's problem, I think Christian also has this problem back then, also that country in Africa that if you have religion, you would get sentenced.
For some reason, I think Japan doesn't have this problem eventhough Emperor is basically the priest of Shintoism.

>>74280560
>>74281228
They're commies?

>>74281663
Really? Isn't Cabuyao close to Eton City? I know Eton City is in Sta. Rosa but as far as I know Cabuyao has come factories and developments as well. There's even one right next to SLEX.

>>74281726
>Mixing government and believe is a mistake.
The first tenet of Pancasila is "Ketuhanan Yang Maha Esa," but this is very contradictory considering some of religions here are polytheistic. Also, you have to had a religion and outright atheism is strictly forbidden in this country.

so we now have baguiofag, batangasfag, and cabuyaofag kek. is there anything else i'm missing?

>>74281951
>baguiofag, batangasfag, and cabuyaofag
Which ones?

>>74281951
I think there's at least one Visayan in /asean/. Not the pagpag poster, a legitimate one.

>>74281663
>No rallies makes sense if they just want their government-senpai to notice them yet they choose the most congested road in Laguna to cause traffic jams and ruckus

that thier purpose they want attention and for people to listen
it would be pointless if they don't that

>>74281951
I'm not living in Cabuyao though, why should I reveal my location to you pagpag posters?

>>74282026
>for people to listen
Frankly that doesn't seem to be the case. I've seen many student rallies and with rare exceptions it's usually the same groups of people (usually the organizers) joining them. "Neutral" and "uninvolved" people may sometimes sympathize, but rarely do they actually join rallies.

Also, I keep reading and hearing rumors that a good percentage of people in rallies are actually paid people.

>>74282071
by listen it means the media coverage

>>74279993
>Coming from a "man"
Heh

makapanlait kayo kala mo kung di rin kayo mga pinapaligiran ng skwater
tang ina nyo

>>74282393

Ano natabo sa imo?

It eating time slaves!

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>>74282530
Indonesia, you missed a chink!

>>74282440
Bayot ga irog

>>74282393
we provincesfags don't realize what we normally have is already slum tier

>>74282614
yea right now stay in your shithole and stop bringing pagpag in my city

>>74282583
>using same pictures over and over again

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>>74282820
I have others if you'd like to see them Mr. Peng

>rangebanned on /a/

So not only PLDT is getting rangebanned huh? That means we'll eventually be rangebanned on /v/ and /int/

>>74282870
>>74282870

>>74282611

Hindi ako cebuano

>>74282889
no you are cebuANO

S

I

H
I
T

fuck you bitch

/asean/ was a mistake

Why did mods deleted the other thread?

>>74285811
I wonder so as well.

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>>74285831
As expected from someone who does it for free.

Anyway her name is Elizabeth Anne.
https://www.tumblr.com/search/elizabeth+anne
https://youtu.be/3PYLnSrP3eE

You're welcome.

>>74285868
I want to hire pokpok pakantot tonight, anyone you know?

>>74285896
You're mum.

new thread when?

>>74286047
Go do it nigga.

>>74285906
Well my step-mom's almost as young as me. you might not believe but there was this time where I heard my 50 year old dad and my 28 year old mom having sex on multiple nights, I'm surprised my dad was able to get it up for her while lasting an hour.

>>74286150
Are you a pornstar? Have you cucked your dad yet?

>>74286170
Make a new thread already

So I went to the Universal Studios here yesterday, and boy was it filled with chinks.
Turns out the PRC companies were having a field day, bringing entire chinkloads of loud slanted asians to the park.

>>74286197

Done it senpai.

>>74286251

Why are pinoys so hot?