/brit/

File: Dara_2015_A5@300dpi copy.jpg (502KB, 1922x2480px) Image search: [Google]

502KB, 1922x2480px

dara

File: IMG_20170428_105639.jpg (60KB, 750x1334px) Image search: [Google]

60KB, 750x1334px

IT'S A FUCKING EMU

/fit/ and /fa/ are probably the worst boards on here

File: czech.jpg (339KB, 750x1334px) Image search: [Google]

339KB, 750x1334px

>>74246474
didn't spend retail, and when I sold them I made like $400 lol

also /fa/ is a shit tier board I prefer styleforum

can't spell black caucus without

ah yes colonists in charge of new threads

Do you ask a girl round your house or for a bit of lunch (cofffee)

I always get stuck on sealing the deal give me a line that works 100% you runts

>>74246526
cus

Kendrick went to shit after GKMC

File: AJ.png (2MB, 2382x1389px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2382x1389px

The greatest British athlete in history

>>74246564
Audley in his prime would have had him.

File: 1245156567.png (115KB, 326x270px) Image search: [Google]

115KB, 326x270px

>>74246545
>he doesn't like morrissey

>>74246564
Who would even think to create this image? Truly a pathetic cunt

>>74246549
wouldn't know haha
I've had a girl a few times the past few days and I have no idea how to engage her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7jzxKOdiBA

me singing to the gf

dumb frog

The Smiths are shit

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmPw3SPgWrw

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmPw3SPgWrw

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmPw3SPgWrw

>>74246600
perhaps he was referencing your making the thread 20 posts early cunt

Come and shop with me, mom and dad's money
Please stop tagging me
It looks bad on me

File: Fall-2011-1412.jpg (107KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [Google]

107KB, 1024x768px

housemate gave me one of these things, apparently it can make your room smell better

real music coming through

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoFT3L4KdAM

>>74246564
What about Sir Mohamed

>>74246615
lol what's the matter?

you love listening to stormzy and watching aj box, blacks run british culture now

Tardigrades are one of the most resilient animals known: they can survive extreme conditions that would be rapidly fatal to nearly all other known life forms. They can withstand temperature ranges from 1 K (−458 °F; −272 °C) (close to absolute zero) to about 420 K (300 °F; 150 °C)[11] for several minutes, pressures about six times greater than those found in the deepest ocean trenches, ionizing radiation at doses hundreds of times higher than the lethal dose for a human, and the vacuum of outer space.[12] They can go without food or water for more than 30 years, drying out to the point where they are 3% or less water, only to rehydrate, forage, and reproduce.[3][13][14][15] Tardigrades living in harsh conditions undergo an annual cycle of cyclomorphosis.

Gf hasnt given me a blowjob in a month or two

>>74246564
Fury would chin him.

File: 2017-04-30-121952_1920x1080_scrot.png (28KB, 873x170px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 873x170px

>>74246638

>>74246558
Yeah tell me something I don't know

non-existent gf hasnt given me a blowjob in 23 years

I'd fucking wreck every single runty mangy cunt in this thread.

>>74246722
AJ wouldn't feel a thing

>Go to Saino's (superior choice of items, 10 minute walk West)

>Go to Morrisons (inferior choice of items but right next to McDonalds, 5 minute walk East)

What do?

cant get it up

>>74246728
ahaha what a runt *fucks another woman on tinder* *wonders why all women are sluts* *dies alone with no children* *islam takes over the world*
ahah

File: finna.jpg (90KB, 598x448px) Image search: [Google]

90KB, 598x448px

ayy yo 'non I'm bored af, wanna do somethin?

File: fear.jpg (185KB, 620x620px) Image search: [Google]

185KB, 620x620px

lol why do brits always get mad when white girls lust after blacks?

AJ is the poster boy for UK now, get with the times

File: IMG_0304.jpg (325KB, 1242x2208px) Image search: [Google]

325KB, 1242x2208px

What the fuck did she mean by this

>>74246761
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNBjMRvOB5M

>>74246702
utter roaches

>>74246747
shall fash and gash your thick spanner head

>>74246747
Would love to see you ever say that in Wakefield town centre you fucking slav cunt

I'd send your jaw home in your hand luggage

File: C-m-8oWXoAEk0IZ.jpg (40KB, 782x677px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 782x677px

order yours before they're all gone lads haha

>>74246771
what in the hell is this incoherent babble

>>74246774
deffo would

>>74246564
What language is the "like" and "comment" in? Swedish?

File: 1442758903969.jpg (15KB, 243x216px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 243x216px

>I'd send your jaw home in your hand luggage

>>74246779
mental illness

Anyone still listening to the autism-spangled techno mix posted in the other thread?

File: 1491760087495.jpg (15KB, 210x222px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 210x222px

>>74246803
yeah please order these so i know who to harass in the streets

>>74246779
meme girl. they're pretty good

>>74246807
t. retard

File: SuperStock_4105-1490.jpg (37KB, 232x350px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 232x350px

>>74246803

>>74246818
not even close to swedish
some sort of slavic

>>74246833
post it

>>74246842
why don't you fuck off to reddit, you petrol-huffing wanker

>>74246755
He'd have winded himself within about three rounds trying to hit a fat dancing gypo.

>>74246875
bit gay if you don't want some easy meme girl gash

wish I could let you all be me for a day so you'd finally know what it's like to have people want your attention

Sniffed too much dodgy gear last night

Red stuff coming out my nose

>>74246866
Could be Baltic then?

doing a streetview in detroit

looks shit

>>74246875
>i cannot infer things
hmm, might do a screech to this post

Might head Morely's

yeah yeah that's right, strip burger, 3 wings, fries oi oi oi

>>74246803
>counter culture
>conservatives are in power

Ah yes

>>74246938
>Trump
>conservative

sweaty he's about as socialist as they come :) x

>>74246803
would be highly embarrassed to wear this

having a lunch at the old KFC

stupid slavshit waitress looking proper miffed when I asked for napkins and cutlery

>>74246779
Probably an insufferable retard in person. I see a similar girl on my train route who has "when the yaoi is canon" and other sad catchphrases penned all over her Fjallraven bag.

Imagine spending your time with somebody with a personality solely based around internet memes. Would be embarrassing.

>>74246948
depression on the dance floor

want to post a picture of my sweet lock screen but the screenshot is larger than 4mb ahahahah ha the state of it all

If you HAD to live in London and were on a normal salary (~£30k), which area would you live in?

>>74246960
get them yourself you lazy toerag

>>74246873
https://soundcloud.com/deep-space-helsinki/curated-by-dsh-035-antti-salonen

>>74246914
You reap what you sow, you scratter.

>>74246902
does this look like a US flag to you?
>>74246920
>can't address my vauge as fuck /pol/-oriented attempt at a point? it's your fault

have today's ozzies been drinking extra hard or do they just have the IQs of abos?

>>74246948
what song is playing in the background

>>74246990
sucks bud

>>74246991
peckham

>>74246957
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THIS POST YOU FUCKING YANK CUNT
WHY WOULD YOU EVEN INFER TRUMP FROM THAT? FUCK OFF

>>74246991
brixton

>14% of nurses are using food banks

Based tories!

hello pints

>>74246991
almost anywhere in the inner boroughs in a shitty little flat that i could afford, or one of the places i grew up in SE

>>74246992
she's paid quite substantial wages for providing these for me without hesitation

>>74247003
christs sakes mate. the post's intent was obvious. its not my fault you're a drooling fuckwit x

>>74246991
>>74246991
chelsea

File: 1425654383713.png (39KB, 261x358px) Image search: [Google]

39KB, 261x358px

>>74247018

>>74247000
>https://soundcloud.com/deep-space-helsinki/curated-by-dsh-035-antti-salonen
art class student mix

>>74246991
Unironically? Camberwell or Wapping

Ironically? Shoreditch/Hackney/Dalston/Clapham//Balham

kind of want a pair of cowboy boots

wouldn't even be abnormal to wear them here, just dunno if they'd fit up my jeans you know?

>>74247000
>helsinki

shan't be listening

>>74246991
Would spend £3000 on a one-way flight to the USA, go to a shooting range, rent a large caliber rifle (30-06 or 7.62x51) and then commit suicide.

>>74247042
>still fails to explain himself
again, fuck off

scared to exist

>>74247016
Why?

>>74247029
Considering moving there myself, although it seems a little bit expensive/busy.

>>74247039
So getting a flat to yourself is the only important thing to you?

>>74247046
Would it really be worth it? You wouldn't be able to afford a place of your own there desu, don't see what real benefits there are to living there.

>>74247079
Clarify every one of those suggestions.

>>74247097
Seems a bit of a silly solution

Never been to London before desu

>>74247079
>wapping on 30k

lol

Voting labour

>>74247117
>although it seems a little bit expensive/busy.

it's in London mate what do you expect

So close to having a date with a big-tits girl, please God just let her reply with her number and a yes

sharing pics of my ex gf while old men are wanking over her desu

>>74247106
use the brain that god gave ya

>>74247136
Bender

>>74247117
would live in a box to live in a place as nice as chelsea though

space isn't an issue for me, location is

>>74247136
Same

>>74247117
peckham's not expensive (at least not as much) and still near everything

christ this thread is pathetic

do u lads think theres a correlation between height and risks of getting robbed? reckon smaller height lads have a higher risk no?

>>74247149
it's ok that you can't string together a valid thought, but this avoidance isn't necessary

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeejpL9OREg

rate the song

Thinking about death
I want it
No, I NEED it

>>74247203
it's alright mate. relax

>>74247166
What's actually nice about Chelsea though? From what I can work out it's still just rows of terraced houses, except these houses just happen to be """"mansions"""" worth millions.

>>74247173
Isn't it shit though?

>>74247106
Jesus Christ lad, are you just pretending to be thick. The Aussie's post was quite easy to read.

>Joshua was born in Watford to a Nigerian mother and a British father of Nigerian and Irish descent.

Was wondering how a Brit was decent at boxing, explains it all that he's actually Irish

I could fucking deck every cunt ITT

>>74246448
I literally look identical to Morrisey. Once a guy stopped me in the street and shook my hand because he was such a big Smiths fan and wanted to let me know how much I look like him.

File: 1492806319899.jpg (643KB, 1080x1224px) Image search: [Google]

643KB, 1080x1224px

Me and the gf

nay a word more from you lot or I shall heem

>>74247117
>clarify

Camberwell has good transport links, nice residential areas, great local restaurants and pubs...and is 15 mins walk to Peckham, Brixton or Dulwich. I live there and it's great.

Wapping is close to central and East London's night spots....cool warehouse housing stock, quite quiet despite being fairly central.


Shoreditch is a played out meme full of thinly veiled corporate pop-ups and Essex lads.

Clapham/Balham are shite places full of shit 'lads' that just started their grad scheme and wear Reiss clothes and pointy leather shoes.

Dalston isn't that nice but honestly fine, but a bit of a hipster cliche spot.

Hackney is actually quite cool but takes ages to get into Central or South etc. again go-to hipster spot these days.

*mugs a midget*

File: 1NLM2wo.jpg (2MB, 2364x2851px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2364x2851px

>>74247221
scenery and shopping are my 2 big check boxes

i'm that prissy fashion yank again though

>>74247208
>female vocals

SHAN'T

>>74247221
i don't know how "shit" is depending to you
I'd say a little bit, I mean it's not a rich and calm area. But I don't think it's that dangerous

how come dogs get random boners but cats don't?

File: IMG_0249.png (626KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [Google]

626KB, 640x1136px

>£25k cuck shed

hmm

i look identical to tim. once a guy stopped me in the street and told me the date because he was such a big carpenters fan and wanted to let me know the date

>>74247266
you look like a total faggot lmao

>>74247226
ah yes, the emergence of hookups is certainly followed by islam taking over the world, indeed

need a soft feminine bum to cuddle

>>74247275
ah good tity

>>74247249
are those tits real

>>74247246
Sounds like something a bellend morrisey fan would do

>>74247231
MICK'D

>>74247266
tuck your shirt in you mong

>>74247249
Is that lad wearing make-up...

>>74247266
You unironically look like a complete and utter bender. What's with the faggy pose lmao

>>74247287
how is he a cuck? he was the boss and basically resigned showing us the finger

*cuddles my own bum*

ooooh~

>>74247287
why is that worth 25k

File: 14906832_1121290101241140_4005276055732561609_n.jpg (92KB, 960x960px) Image search: [Google]

92KB, 960x960px

>>74247299
keep talkin shit and my girl is gonna have a word with u...punk...

>>74247302
>emergence of hookups in white culture is directly correlated with the dropping of white birth rates
>importing trillions of shitskins a year into white countries in order to make up for said drop
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>74247335
Black dick is expensive.

>>74247302
>What is hyperbole for comedic effect

>>74247331
*rest my head on it*

stepped out of bed
retrieved a red bogie out of my nose
looked in the mirror but I didn't recognise the person I saw

when i grow up im going to bovine university

>>74247348
cheap as dirt around here

>>74247359
It's the lad you took home last night you bent cunt

>>74247335
Comes with a custom made bollock-twister and Dolby surround sound system linked to the main house's multimedia network to deliver real-time audio of the black bull's handiwork.

>>74247318
no

>>74247319
not nice

>>74247345
just hit like 1400 tinder matches for hookups now lmao white genocide here we come

>>74247355
*BRAAAAAAAAAAP*

Jordan Smith

>>74247335
because he can pay 25k for it

File: 1458440588928.gif (2MB, 640x360px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 640x360px

>voting labour

where did the cuck shed meme originate from?

mongs dress up like every fashion blogger then post pics of themselves pretty much everywhere to show they've moved from asos to topman

I'm going to vote for corbyn

tomorrow is a monday i work tomorrow

>>74247345
>>emergence of hookups in white culture is directly correlated with the dropping of white birth rates
please evidence that
>>74247350
what are you, some kind of neurotypical?

>>74247386
>americans
>white
doing such prolonged and frequent screeches that the village lads called a banshee hunter over to my house to heem me

File: 88.jpg (82KB, 716x716px) Image search: [Google]

82KB, 716x716px

Wow look a rare picture of my face

File: 1493281650239.jpg (61KB, 1000x800px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 1000x800px

>>74247399

*sniffles*

>>74247446
ugly

>>74247424
Such plebby brands

In the event that I go to McDonalds, what should I buy?

>>74247455
IDEOLOGY

Big Dave was a good lad of a pm desu. The only people who don't like him are left wing twats who get angry about brexit.

shall be voting labour
death to the bourgeoisie

>>74247446
follow me too http://nordenacht.tumblr.com/

>>74247470
big mac and 10 piece chicken nuggets

lol this yank studied engineering but is a coffee shop drone.

>>74247470
a whopper

File: jk-rowling-thumb.jpg (30KB, 148x177px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 148x177px

Those last couple of films were depressing as fuck

>>74246564
Tyson fury would heem him easily

>>74247470
Double cheese

>government is expected to give people money because they don't have any
Don't like this.

>>74247480
Better than Maggie 2.0 at least

>>74247470
3 piece chicken selects meal
bbq sauce

anyone get some yeezys yesterday?

>>74247483
whats funny about this? it doesn't have repost value. it's just a stupid accident

File: 'dora65.jpg (139KB, 1000x1505px) Image search: [Google]

139KB, 1000x1505px

>As a matter of fact I do indeed earn no more than £30,000/year but I have the sense to vote Conservative. Oh, what's that? Why do I do what looks on the surface to be an immensely idiotic and counterproductive thing to do given my circumstances? Well, it's to ensure everything is in place for when I win the lottery you foolish oaf!

>>74247494
*points steam wand at u*

keep talkin...kid...

>>74247431
>please evidence that
any evidence i give you will be written off as "evil right white supremacy racism"
i'm afraid you'll have to go this one alone, my friend

>>74247513
hello runtoid

>>74247505
good choice, would have to buy 2 though

>74247496
>taigs

>>74247488
Respectable

File: IMG_6638.jpg (169KB, 728x960px) Image search: [Google]

169KB, 728x960px

>>74247518

>>74247521
Is this really what leftists think is going through a conservative voter's mind?

Mental.

>>74247529
>any evidence i give you will be written off as
that's quite presumptuous
it's fine to say that you can't

File: .jpg (101KB, 512x640px) Image search: [Google]

101KB, 512x640px

lose some weight tubby

>>74247517
yeezys are gay BUY ROTHCO

>>74247499
more like jk HOWLING

>>74247510
its actually because the government took their ability to self sustain through agriculture and hunting since you need licences for these things

File: 1487899998503.jpg (42KB, 480x640px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 480x640px

>>As a matter of fact I do indeed earn no more than £30,000/year but I have the sense to vote Conservative. Oh, what's that? Why do I do what looks on the surface to be an immensely idiotic and counterproductive thing to do given my circumstances? Well, it's to ensure everything is in place for when I win the lottery you foolish oaf!

>>74247535
>hello runtoid
what's runty about that you cunt

>>74247560
The only thing he's losing is his hair lol

>>74247446
Looks like a 'double murder, suicide' type of guy.

File: 'dora1.jpg (85KB, 600x905px) Image search: [Google]

85KB, 600x905px

>>>As a matter of fact I do indeed earn no more than £30,000/year but I have the sense to vote Conservative. Oh, what's that? Why do I do what looks on the surface to be an immensely idiotic and counterproductive thing to do given my circumstances? Well, it's to ensure everything is in place for when I win the lottery you foolish oaf!

>>74247487
oi ur jeans are too tight you fat manlet

>>74247480
>Big Dave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pd3VQ0gpil8

Can't wait until universal basic income is a thing lads. We'll all be paid to do nothing because the robots are doing it.

hoovered my room, was about time

hovered my room, was about time

>>74247559
i can, and you could too if you knew what google was but i don't really give a shit about proving a fact to some lefty cunt on a board i only use to get drunk and shitpost on. you and i can't reverse genocide

>>74247517
Hello nigger.

File: 23774246234.png (7KB, 371x354px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 371x354px

>>74247602
i am 6'3

if there is ONE THING i will not tolerate it's being called a manlet!

>>74247622
No better time for communism 2bh

>>74247624
>>74247627
*planet splits apart*

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>74247624
*vacuumed

>>74247638
6'3 with those ridiculous heels on maybe

>>74247629
>i can but i still haven't
>prove my dumb statement for me
>l-lefty!
could just admit you can't mate

>>74247661
Nah.

File: 'dora16.png (652KB, 960x835px) Image search: [Google]

652KB, 960x835px

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

run you ragged phenian cunts until the last penny you owe us is repaid

Could do with a light-hearted film.

>>74247673
>>i can but i still haven't
>>prove my dumb statement for me
>>l-lefty!
>could just admit you can't mate
very presumptuous

*starts convulsing because I'll never have an attractive gf*

could do with a light-hearted gf

>>74247670
nah like 6'4 with the creepers

maybe close to 6'5 with the george cox creepers i have, kinda ridiculous but that's the point

Searched for prostitutes on the shared family laptop at half 5 this morning

Utterly fucked it this time

>>74247683
zazie dans le métro is good

You will always lose money by chasing women but you will never lose women by chasing money

>>74247714
Birchplace

Business idea: collect data on the level of activity in /brit/, then invite hundreds of British celebrities to /brit/ via twitter and see if the level of activity goes up

>>74247719
whoah

did a think to this

>>74247691
they're direct paraphrases

>>74247661
low tier face

Had the same picture on twitter for 3 years but finally changed it at 4am

Its the end of the month, hope you guys remember to change your bedsheets.

what's with the festival of self-hatred we're supposed to be proper haughty cunts

visiting JFs need to feel inferior looking at our smugness and self-satisfaction lads

>>74247683
Watch Shoah in one sitting

File: tip5.jpg (47KB, 320x568px) Image search: [Google]

47KB, 320x568px

>why yes I do have a twitter account

>>74247751
big step

>>74247760
mummy changes them every week

business idea: rent my arsehole for benders to use

>>74247760
why bother

>>74247751
Doubt anyone cares. Everyone who follows you probably has you muted so they don't have to see your shite opinions.

>First freight train linking the UK directly to China arrives in Yiwu after completing a 12,000km journey

NEAT

>>74247760
ur supposed to change them every week or even sooner

Would love to watch the footy today

>>74247793
Every two weeks is fine

File: 33654918980_2fa5f2273c_b.jpg (246KB, 768x1024px) Image search: [Google]

246KB, 768x1024px

100 Bishopsgate making progress in the City

Sir Tommy Robinson WHEN

Just realised I have acne on my chest and back because I don't wear a shirt to bed

Well done me haha

File: 1490898213285.png (105KB, 800x771px) Image search: [Google]

105KB, 800x771px

a magical force prevents you from moving

New review up guys, would appreciate some feedback

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qg1-SJg8K6w&spfreload=10

>>74247784
Fake news

We're an island, how could there be a direct train line from hee to CHina

>>74247850
>Robinson was born Stephen Christopher Yaxley[8] in Luton. Robinson told Victoria Derbyshire on BBC Radio Five live in 2010, “both of my parents were Irish immigrants to this country”.[9] His mother, who worked at a local bakery,[10] remarried when Stephen was still young; his stepfather, Thomas Lennon,[2] worked at the local Vauxhall car plant.[10]

cackling

a little fat so i sweat a lot and also do a few cummies in bed and on the doona every day but change my sheets every other month at most haha

>>74247784
Do they take passengers?

>>74247741
don't care mate. whites are going extinct, you can find this out with a basic google search. you can also figure out that the ever increasing number of whites that are choosing not to reproduce in order to live a life of muh cummies results in muslims taking over since they have 4 wives each and 7 fucking kids per wife

>>74247874
the so-called chunnel

>>74247896
That goes to France, not China

Fake news

flatmate's cooking smells dire

Business idea: Boxing shoes that secretly emit a slippery substance, combined with a training system that trains a fighter to fight on a slippery surface

File: 1492203252301.jpg (7KB, 261x193px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 261x193px

Chyna

what if the chunnel breaks

>>74247784
*Hops freight and wakes up in china*

Must be really annoying changing the sheets all the time when you have sex in bed

>>74247927
about time

>>74247927
The Queen will not be best pleased

>>74247862
*pops PVP trinket*

just squeezed out one of the biggest 45th presidents i've ever seen
might genuinely be a record

do any of you own bum toys for wanking? thinking of exploring that avenue sometime soon

Literally having a mental crisis this morning, might not make it

Remembering the second time I had sex, stayed over the night. I didn't have sex in the morning for some fucking reason even though we slept naked next to each other.

Still regret that to this day

This is me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBgdvoN2Z60

what's the picture where the irish lad is walking towards the camera want to post on facey for the mates to see

>>74247973
Have a cup of tea.

I work all night, I work all day, to pay the bills I have to pay
Ain't it sad
And still there never seems to be a single penny left for me
That's too bad

>>74247973
take xannies bud

if u dont like seafood then you deserve to get your shit done in. simple as.

>>74247985
entitled "Lisicki strides"

>>74247860
unless you sleep on grease a shirt would make it worse

>>74247984
>southerner
>mud eyes
Screeching

>>74247985
that's kev

>>74247921
How do you lads find music? I'm incredibly picky and just listen to the same 4-5 bands for years at a time.

why does ulster still always use a proxy
what did he get banned for

never had acne

File: hIKqm5l.jpg (399KB, 1023x666px) Image search: [Google]

399KB, 1023x666px

Crossrail

>>74248021
being a nonce

>>74247990
Don't like tea
>>74247992
Shut your fat yank trap

>>74248018
that type of question shant be asked in the internet age

>>74248033
i take back my kindness i hope you don't make it now

You look out your window at the cold grey dawn, it's seven o'clock on a Monday morning.
Pour a cup of coffee, better make it a strong one. Weather man on the radio says it going to rain and it's going to blow but it'll be all right in the long run

>>74247985
its a pic of 190cm master race from when he was doxxed

>>74248018
https://www.music-map.com/

it's a travail to ignore taig posts

>>74247999
You would figure a fresh shirt every few days would be better than a sheet changed every 2 weeks

>>74248023
sometimes I see men with acne scars.....really got BTFO by their own bodies. They're always skelly cucks too.

>>74247981
*cups hands around my mouth*
pooooooooFFFFFFFFFFFFTEEEEEEEeeeeerrrrrrrrrr

>>74248021
He's permanently banned on a static IP for consistently posting noncery

Report for ban evading and don't acknowledge him

>>74247981

Sleepy morning sex is the best

Avoid kissing though unless by chance neither of you have morning breath

business idea: anyone who posts about having more sex than me (read: any) gets a permaban

>Tuesday tomorrow
>Work in the morning

J U S T
U
S
T

>>74248065
but it makes you more noticeable you stupid pedo

>>74248072
chinks always have really bad acne scars
no idea why

Would love to see kevs face if he googled his username.

Dropped a sausage on the floor.

Is it okay if I just rinse it and pop it back into my sandwich?

>>74248101
It's bank holiday Monday tomorrow.

>>74248109
Your sandwich? Yes.
My sandwich? No.

>>74248111
;^)

File: 1482164313595.png (95KB, 214x292px) Image search: [Google]

95KB, 214x292px

I don't get bank holidays off

File: wheeze lv2.jpg (22KB, 239x211px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 239x211px

>>74248078
>>74248087
Then the NEXT time I had a chance for morning sex with another girl I was way too hungover and she called me gay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4WN9-YZzpQ

>>74248108
didn't some lad here send him a montage of kev images?

why oh fie why does he try oats' better than rye

Just latched onto this runts sausage, fucker still believes in the 5 second rule hahahah going to have him shitting and vomiting for days the dumb cunt

is tomorrow a bank holiday?

File: 1488995274656.png (45KB, 1140x798px) Image search: [Google]

45KB, 1140x798px

>>74248136
FUCK OFF
you are the most depressing poster here, let me enjoy my free time

>>74248109
if you knew the shit they used to make that sausage I doubt you'd care if it fell into a backed-up toilet bowl

Tired of being a wagie.

Being a NEET made me much more happy.

>>74248172
People always say this and it literally doesn't fucking matter
It's still entirely edible and delicious, if you swear off them or some other dumb shit like that because you saw how they're made you NEED to down a cup of concrete

File: 1485899044908.png (265KB, 516x435px) Image search: [Google]

265KB, 516x435px

>>74248171
>19 hours left until I'm at my desk

considering making a new

>>74248143
tyrone is actually a legend
wonder how he came up with that idea

>>74248236
do it cuck

>>74247973
What's up senpai?

>>74248236
yeah go on

>>74248236
*Pat's you on the back*

Go on lad!

>>74248276

>>74248265
lol

>>74248217
that wasn't even my point but whatever

>>74248054
Cheers nigger-lips.

>>74248172

Not these days, it's 97% pork shoulder.

Some fancy one from M&S