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techno interests me edition
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Er3J1YHCMw

ah yes australians
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i go to a lot of techno nights and you never see twats like that there. utter poser.
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thread theme
https://soundcloud.com/deep-space-helsinki/curated-by-dsh-035-antti-salonen
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>>74244759
REAL THREAD THEME
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qvNxmk3a-Uo
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why are there so many blacks in Doctor Who?
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>i go to a lot of techno nights
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celts interest me
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>>74244752
>tfw you will never live in a pre-1996 australia when guns were plentiful
I'VE
BECOME SO NUMB
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>>74244786
yessssssss

EXCELLENT post
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>>74244740
>>74244742
I'd argue with both of you but I've done enough pathetic bragging on an anonymous imageboard for today
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if you saw me you'd think my favorite band was _____
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>>74244753
they mostly are around berlin
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I think young marie is hotter than marion
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>>74244728
>why don't you ask a doc though?
the ol' tism I guess
wouldn't even know who to go to or how to set up some penis screening operation, and I think the issue is only there when I'm in full swing and I'm not sure I could replicate the effects in an office setting (or want to)

it's probably not a big deal anyway, I can pull the skin back during a fap session, a bit of oil makes it feel fine
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>>74244786
kek
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Worrying about the black freckle on my arm lads, going to make a doctor's appointment tomorrow.
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>>74244850
idiot
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>>74244819
marine le pen frequently went to an afro-zouk club on rue de ponthieu during the 80s
reckon her entrance in politics is pathological
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>>74244819
hmmm, no
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>>74244850
>the issue is only there when I'm in full swing
don't think you should wank in front of the doc la, just explain the issue
>needing oil for a wank
worrying if you're not a cutlet
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>>74244911
idiot
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http://archive.is/NNGAh

hmmmmmmmmm
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mac miller genuinely looks like a junkie you'd see curled up on a street corner in dublin how the fuck did he bag ariana grande
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>>74244931
v d c
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>>74244945
she is degenerate
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>>74244945
just looked him up and found
>Lengte: 5 ft 7"
isnt that top short
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>>74244945
he showed her something grande
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caught my mates gf checking me out last night

and im also sure that my other mate's gf did a cheeky touching of my bum when she walked past me.
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>absolute state of my kitchen rn

good fucking lord
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>>74244945
he's got some type of notoriety
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might get blind drunk lads
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This is actually quite nice desu
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>>74245046
OY
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Best drug combo?

IMO Shrooms+Mandy+Ket
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>>74245054
speedball
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>>74245051
VEY
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>>74245054
alcohol and alcohol and alcohol and alcohol
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>>74244945
he's rich and famous
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>>74245054
benzos and alcohol feels like jesus
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Doing some swiping on the ol' 'der
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>>74244787
its brilliant
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can someone explain to me why more expensive bitcoins dont affect drug prices on the dark net?
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>>74245109
can you fuck off, ta
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>>74245109
asian women will be the death of the white race
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>drugs

lmao get a life
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>>74244800
yacht
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off to try and do a so called sleep
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>>74245109
katherine is the only half decent one there la
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>>74245130
Hmm that's mean

>>74245133
Most of them aren't Asian

Ladies just can't resist a 6'3 tattooed blue eyed boi :^)
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>>74245116
it was*
modern australia is a shithole mate
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>>74245109
so this is the power of being a solid 7
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>>74245075
>>74245101
Mad lads
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>>74245109
Is Tinder just for meeting up to shag or is it for going on dates?
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>>74245109
>Hey, how are you?
>How are you?
>Fat girl sends you a gif
Tragic
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>>74245150
>tattooed
normie drone
>blue eyed
is this uncommon in america now?
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>>74245162
mostly dates these days desu
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>>74245142
Night
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stopped using a toothbrush since a week ago and started using these siwak things rasheeds use
its sound. literally more effective than a toothbrush + toothpaste combo and its also less expensive
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>>74245155
if you don't like it leave :^)
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>>74245174
Not super uncommon but still desired

Please don't bully me, it's also my clothes, answer my question>>74244800
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Which would you fugg?
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>>74245201
The XX
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>>74244800
chvrches
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>>74245169
Like I'll respond to some boring "how are you" message

I've got standards damn
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>>74245200
wish i could go back to my ancestral home in europe. unfortunately its full of niggers
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Fucking Hell Anthony Joshua has let himself go already
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>>74244920
by full swing I meant with a stiffy but I get what you mean

oil isn't really necessary just feels nicer
with a dry fap I don't like the foreskin to drop past the bottom gland bit of the knob, there it gets uncomfortable but not unreasonably so
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>>74245222
>implying you didn't send them
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Traps on grinder look a lot better than most English women
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>>74245222
who's heidi then
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>>74245222
autism
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>14% of nurses have to go to food banks

Ahaha good job based tories!
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>>74244800
swans
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East asians > arabs > lightskin blacks > black asian mix > latina > darkskin blacks > SEA > every other type of mix > indigenous >abos > white girls
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Best way to get Tinder matches is to go to a new city for just over a day, always get loads whenever I do this. I can imagine 10/10 Jeff's that travel a lot for business get hundreds.
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sniffed bare gear and went mental last night
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>>74245260
Going to food banks>getting raped by pakis

Fuck Corbyn
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>>74245247
post some x
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>>74245279
Weeb
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mediteranean and south american girls are the pengest
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can feel a poo brewing
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>>74245279
>He forgot South Asians
what a low test pussy
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>>74245260
business idea: bonuses for food bankers
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>>74245218
>>74245221
I LIKE them but no!
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>>74245317
post some x
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>>74245260
why don't they just move to australia ffs
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>>74245279
Hello chang
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>>74245302
>this cognitive dissonance
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>>74245242
There would be an arrow if I sent them you gump

>>74245248
My doggie

Her message was a joke because I say her name in my bio because everyone asks
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Eating a HIGHLY dank bit of leftover pizza (mushrooms, gorgonzola, leeks, mozz, basil) in bed.

P. hungover. Highly tempted to buy another one of the above.
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>>74245302
>framing Tories as anti immigrant
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I told everyone klitschko was too old but they didn't wanna listen
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*gets schwifty*
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>>74245347
because Australia have stricter restrictions, most of them are foreign who'll work in the UK until they have the qualifications and skills to move to Aus.
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glad I'm not hungover, going to get lots done today
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have a fondness for Latino women (the ones with less Amerindian admixture)

Curvy Italian brunettes too.

need to marry one and have a big Catholic family (but only pretend catholic as god doesn't exist and religion is toxic).
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aCPSFhATng
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>>74245380
where does your friend work
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would go to mass but half afraid I'd burst into flame the second I entered the church
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*brap*
alri lads

*lets off a stinky toot*

alri alri how's the life

*braafffptt*

mmmmmhmm
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>>74245414
greggs
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starting my uni assignment which is due in next month instead of just playing pc games all weekend. feels strange 2bh, hope i'm finally on the path to normality.
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>>74245422
the very religious are dicks though
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Kiwis?
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>>74245401
AJ won't get near gyspy king
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ah yes
exam in like 4 days and done fuck all for it
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>>74245434
good lad. get some work done then you can reward your endeavours with some vidya.
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>>74245279
>lumping together 10/10 italian and spanish qts with '''''germans''''' and so called '''''''"dutch"''''''' women under the category white girls
laughable truly laughable
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>>74245428
got called a racist in there once
don't know why, all i said was i didn't want a nigger touching my eclaires
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>>74245405
would've thought we had lighter restrictions, they're always whinging about a lack of doctors and I'm sure nurses are a part of that. and skilled migration here must be easier than the UK
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Can't shit without my gat lmao
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>>74245447
dreaming kid
fury won't fight again the fat cunt
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>watching telly on laptop morning after a date
would you rather she found porn or 4chan in your history whilst trying to find something to watch?
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>>74245481

how much was that lad?
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>>74245481
>carpet in the bathroom
thought that was a british meme.
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>>74245495
porn
everyone watches porn (as long as it isnt some weird fetish)
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>>74245495
rather she found the stash of bbw porn and then piled on the pounds t b h
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>>74245491
>nearly KOd by old man Wlad

Joshua is a paper tiger
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>>74245500
Bout 6 hundo before all the furniture

>>74245507
It's a water resistant bathroom mat
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>>74245495
wouldn't care. women dont mind men watching porn, as long as they dont watch too much, as it means you're high-test and virile. just direct that male energy onto her and she'll love it.
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>approach a homely dame
>she looks the other way and walks faster
>don't mind her coyness and keep approaching
>she walks faster still
>utter "excuse me miss"
>she ignores and just walks
>repeat yourself "excuse me miss"
>she stops apprehensively looking for support from the bystanders
>"y-yes"
>"do you perchance know where's the post office"
>"y-yonder"
>"God bless you"
>"l-likewise"
>she runs away

ah Poland
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woke up and feel really strange
was doing drugs last night
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>when you get her legs over your shoulders and pounding becomes exponentially easier
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>just because somebody likes you now doesn't mean they will like you forever
wish somebody had told teenage me this missed out on so many opportunities because i'd procrastinate getting with girls or wouldn't cheat on my exs
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throbbing biological urges
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love listening to loud drum&bass music while driving. would probably never listen to it otherwise but its fucking great driving music. really helps put me in that aggressive mentality you need while tearing around town
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>>74245395
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/theresa-may-urged-to-rethink-new-35000-earnings-threshold-for-non-eu-migrants-as-teachers-face-a6814841.html
>>74245355
K
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>>74245529
>nearly KOd by old man Wlad
>nearly
Who won in the end? Who did what Fury couldn't do 17 months back and knock Wlad down numerous times?
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>>74245555
probably your brain desperately trying to repair the damage you did to it last night.
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>>74245544
>this is what porn addicts believe

you probably slept with a girl with low self esteem
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>>74245588
t. virgin
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>>74245529
Not my argument

Fury is a fat sniffhead and his comeback will be indefinitely postponed
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wish i was good at something
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urrr...
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>>74245555
cause you're not taking more? basic bitch
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i have no professional ambitions whatsoever
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only liberals listen to techno

and faggots
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>>74245551
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>>74245585
>knockdowns are impressive

Want to know how I know you're a casual?
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>>74245629
never too late to learn something and get great at it
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>>74245537
where does the law say you can shoot it? do you have to go to a range or can you just head to the middle of nowhere?
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>>74245266
It's made in heights

The answer is made in heights, that is my favorite band
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>>74245617
have you ever been with a girl? They get jealous when they see a girl adding you as a friend on facebook. They definitely are not ok without watching better looking women than them getting fucked
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>>74245642
im a pussy-crushing rorke and enjoy techno. what now battyman?
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>>74245642
stop impersonating me
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ah yes lots of poor people will vote tory
bloody class traitors
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does bum rape happen in prison in the uk or is it just an american thing?
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>>74245495
would rather she found scat porn or something completely vile and reprehensible than 4chan
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>>74245663
stop fraternizing with insecure slags then, pikey.
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wonder if it's possible to turn back the damages of smoking copious amounts of high-strength cannabis during years between 2009-2013 when my brain was still developing.
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>>74245636
was lying in bed a few hours ago and this exact clip came to my mind
i pondered what made it so amusing and the general dense humour found within the simpsons
i haven't seen the episode in a long while either so i find this a rather strange coincidence
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>im a pussy-crushing rorke
never seen a bigger virgin post before
what a weird cunt
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>>74245680
rape in jail is a myth
theres benders and junkies in the pen who are willingly giving their arses for free
no need to pin a man down to shag him
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>>74245555
cancer probably
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>>74245652
Want to know how I know more about boxing than you, you bog-trotting, IRA terrorist spugnigger manlet cunt?
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>>74245712
was just a joke, bender. love how it triggered you though.

but i still listen to techno and am not left-wing.
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>>74245714
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9WClv4U5B8
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>>74245663
they don't expect you to drop them for internet pornstars who you'll never meet

get a grip, everyone does it and everyone knows
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>>74245735
yeah how?
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>>74245735
ahahahahaha calm down lad no need to get upset you're favourite bull got exposed by a middle aged Slav
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>>74245751
liberal =/= left wing
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hope you guys don't really watch porn
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Serious poll, trusssst me

http://www.strawpoll.me/12862938
http://www.strawpoll.me/12862938
http://www.strawpoll.me/12862938
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>in a long distance relationship from 17-19
>spent whole summer in america
>amazing experience got to travel around a few states and was pretty cheap
>she visited a few times which was always great
>loads of letters and shit from it and used to skype all the time
>but missed out on dating for nearly two years in my prime teens
mixed feelings about this
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>>74245752
yeah dont know about america but im quite sure it's not that much of a BIG problem, just a few cases here and there
but in france if you take your shower without a boxer or something on the others beat you up because they think ur bent
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I will crush the phenian race
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>>74245775
you are correct but i would be willing to bet the kurwa cunt was using it the way yanks do.
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>>74245735
why do Brits always say "IRA terrorist" and not just "IRA". Surely their apparently 'terroristic' actions will speak for themselves and you don't need to affirm it before mentioning them? I don't call ISIS 'ISIS terrorists' because it's already implied. It's like you're convincing yourself.
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>>74245782
don't give a flying fuck mate. fuck off
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>>74245652
>putting someone on their arse in boxing is not impressive, but keeping them on the end of your jab for twelve rounds is
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>>74245778
what area?
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>>74245782
better than having no intimate relationships at all in your teens hahahahaha
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>>74245812
i do
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>>74245812
>>74245812
>>74245812
THIS
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>>74245771
>you're favourite bull got exposed by a middle aged Slav
>you're
>exposed despite winning

What a fucking mess you are.
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>>74245820
Peckham fammo
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>>74245832
t. the american bird he was shagging
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>>74245813
Yes mate it's called boxing skill

Any big nig can throw a haymaker and rock somebody, few can outbox somebody and keep them on a rope for 36 minutes

It's why Mayweather is the GOAT
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*looks at bank account*

ah haha very dire
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>>74245857
that's "formidable Moor" for you heathen
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First indications show I was being really weird on twitter and WhatsApp at 6am this morning

Really fucking scared to check any further
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>>74245782
when you get older and start having meaningful relationships with women instead of shallow teenage fumblings you'll realise its not important. teenage relationships are just practice for the real thing lad.
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>waking up to the gf sucking your pintle

/gf2016/ really paid dividends lads
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>>74245846
never made it down there
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nothing more runtish than modern boxing
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Wish Wlad won lads
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>>74245832
i miss u baby
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>>74245852
i wish
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>>74245857
>this bog-trotting manlet desperate to undermine AJ's win

Fucking embarrassing.
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>>74245910
bent twat
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eating chicken and steamed veggies lads
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>>74245657
depends on state, here you can shoot it on any private property as long as you have permission and aren't within 100ft of roads or buildings. also shooting across a road is a very very big nono and will land you in jail. otherwise I've gotta pay like $15 for a day at the range

some states have bureau land where you can just go out in the middle of nowhere and shoot all you want, but that's typically out west, my state doesn't have enough publicly owned land for that.
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>>74245925
im a girl
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wish i could download my mind into a robot. getting pretty pissed off with the limitations of flesh.
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>>74245928
you can take a fucking bagguette and fucking stick it up your arse you poncy cunt
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>>74245946
don't reply on my behalf cunt
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>>74245928
bit fairy la
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>>74245916
Not an argument

https://twitter.com/tyson_fury/status/858438889241010176
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>>74245959
a+
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>>74245905
t. watches MMA
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>>74245949
>implying chads won't still steal your gfs if you're a killer death robot
you can have all the ray guns you want lad but if you don't have the balls to shoot don't mean shit
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>>74245961
nigger
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>>74245916
Fury win was more impressive when it comes to skill in every way

Wlad was younger and active and in his hometown

Deal with it
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>>74245949
elon is working on it
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you see drugs lads
they make you do crazy things
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>>74245978
>implying i'd stay on shit-hole Earth.
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>>74245655
not true
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would heem tyson fury within ten milliseconds of meeting the cunt
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>>74245990
>implying space sluts and space chads don't do the same shit but on an intergalactic level
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dst9gZkq1a8

banger here
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>>74245281 →
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>peng

you're not black and you're not from some shithole in greater london
stop saying that
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right so that's that

as a strapping young lad I would never have assumed that life is going to be THIS unsatisfying
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>>74246007
it is true you pathetic twat
you could learn anything you want right now. it'll only take u time
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>>74246032
LOVE the pkk
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>>74245109
One of the tinder girls just sent me fanny
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>>74246070
grim
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https://youtu.be/Nwcq7RZoDuU
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AJ would merkl Fury no question
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>>74246070
looks quite fat
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>>74246070
Who took the pic?
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>>74245980
>Wlad was younger
17 months younger.

Why are you even using that as some positive?
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>>74246032
hate rorkes
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>>74246070
thicc
>tfw no obese american gf
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so fucking impressive from vlad to still stand after taking this uppercut. any /brit/ poster would literally end up in coma
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>he doesn't get really drunk and invite over the ugliest desperate fatties on tinder and then pretend that nothing happened to his parents the next day when they ask "whose that you're dating"
there's kill yourself beta neetdom and there's kill yourself beta neetdom pal and not sure which is more degrading
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>>74246070
It's funny that the average British woman now resembles their American counterparts. They're so fucking fat.

You would think that with the amount of information available on eating healthy and getting fit, we would be heading in the opposite direction.
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>>74246093
phones have timers u fucking beanbag
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>>74245977
nah that's even worse
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>>74246087
t. Deano
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>>74245970
And you're not a boxing fan.

Stick to bomb-making
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>>74246107
didn't I tell you to leg it you boxheaded cunt
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>>74246109
>he is good looking enough to get matches on tinder
can you fuck the fuck off you absolute normie? ta
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>>74246070
why
what's wrong with people? imagine being in the mindset which you send this picture to a stranger
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>>74245782
>dating in teens
Theres no dating in teens you yankified cunt
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>>74246118
Really? Wasn't aware
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>>74246116
the pill makes women fat even on a good diet
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>>74246090
>>74246101
>>74246116
she's actually not even fat she just got a big ol booty
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>>74246109
how do you instigate such things? literally just ask them if they want a shag?

what happens when they actually come over? are you both just sitting on the sofa and say, ok you wana start fucking now?

my autism stops me from fathoming such interactions unfortunately.
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>>74246155
t. spastic
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>>74246107
>tfw no tiny, concussive shock-resistant slavic brain.
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>>74246167
it just works
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>>74246128
Says the genocidist
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>AJ would merkl Fury no question
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lot of wrong opinions on resident advisosr
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>>74246167
ask the bird whether she fancies a shag

a) receive shag
b) get gaoled
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>>74246167
you just get talking and say you're broke at the moment cause you "don't get paid for two weeks" or some shit like that but ask if they want to come over to watch a film or to "hang out" and then you fuck them
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>>74246126
can't believe how upset you're getting because your pikey idol would get his teeth punched down his throat

pathetic
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>>74246206
shit website
only good for finding events
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Look at all the posts with an Irish flag and find me one that isn't utter cancer
You can't
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>>74246222
now what about the second question
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>>74246146
cuz she wants the dicc i think, did you miss out on hookup culture or something?

the trick to tinder success is having a picture of your cool ass dog in $1200 sneakers
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>>74246223
ahahaha says the lad who's spent half an hour crying and calling me a terrorist
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>>74246182
he will definitely be getting early onset dementia.
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>>74246222
>and then you fuck them

this is the part I don't get

obviously both of you know you're going to fuck, but do you still play coy when she comes over and put a film on?
>>
I would merk anyone ITT

Disagree? Post address and reimburse my travel/accommodation expenses, I WILL come and heem you in person.
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>>74246199
Paddies are life not deserving of life.
>>
Can't stop laying out irishmen wherever I go. One just tried to serve me in morrisons and I destroyed him with a barrage of left and right hooks.
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Spent a day talking to a tinder match about random shit

Think I've left it too late to ask her for a coffee or do you ask her to come over?
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>>74246266
haha mate I've literally just entered the thread, think you've got me confused with someone else you melt
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>>74246277
>merk
FOC
(fuck off chav)
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>>74246277
Wakefield gym would run red with your blood when I'm done with you
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>>74246266
Nope. that was me.
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>>74246166
Hahahaaa. This attitude is one of main causes of obesity in women. She doesn't have a big booty, like a well-sculped ass and strong posterior chain (pic related). She's just a fucking fat cunt.

Can guarantee she doesn't do any exercise at all.
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>>74246309
post it.
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>>74246258
i don't comprehend degenerates
>>
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shartenberg%27s_Department_Store
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>>74246239
just watch a film or get talking and then smoke a bit of weed or offer booze then if it doesn't like progress naturally just randomly kiss them and if they don't respond wait an hour or so then if they still don't seem to fancy it then say "it's getting late so maybe you should go but i'll call you" and some fatties are desperate so they will say "no i'd like to stay a bit longer" then you try one more time and if that doesn't work kick them out

best way to get fatties interested is to offer the promise of a date when you get paid "later" cause what they want is to be seen dating like normal girls, this works pretty well with me would recommend it although you're already in the bottom tiers of dating if you're considering it and i often want to kill myself after still worth a shot mate
>>
this thread is SHIT
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>>74246324
post what?
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>>74246327
ah, well, sorry about that then

>>74246319
i'm not saying she's built or even skinny but she's completely average weight with a big butt

trust me i have 0 reason to lie to defend this girl lmao
>>
>>74246307
>>74246316
>samefagging

grim
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>>74246344
it's alright
>>
90%+ of /brit/ posters are DYEL virgin-walking runtoids lmao
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>>74246357
>average weight

So she is fat then
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>>74246070
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>>74246389
not i
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>>74246368
Manlet spudnigger on suicide watch
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>>74246343
ok thanks. im actually capable of seducing fairly attractive women but my autism lets me down a lot but this technique seems versatile.
>>
lost my head last night
still haven't recovered
might neck myself
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>>74246389
nah i'm getting that tyson fury B R I C K L A Y E R A E S T H E T H I C
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>>74246389
would annihilate you in hand to hand combat
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>>74246405
>im actually capable of seducing fairly attractive women
FONT
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>plan

go down morrison's and pick up some sustenance hehe
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>>74246319
this. "thicc" has lost its meaning
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>>74246368
the Irish never were known for their smarts Padraig so I'll let you off
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>cajoling for a shag
>shag not acquired

what was the reason
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Stay humble Stay hungry
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>>74246258
>spending $1200 on grotesque Rick Owens clothing.

Ah yes, another victim of /fa/.
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>>74246448
>>74246448
>>74246448
>>74246448
>>74246448
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>>74246405
if you honestly don't give a fuck what they think and don't care about getting rejected then it works better, will still get rejected but like it isn't like they rejected your whole existence like you are inclined to believe just to fuck that evening and that's totally fine somebody else will
>>
>>74246469
Could never satisfy a woman like big knob gypsy king
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>>74246484
pathetic
>>
don't reckon there are many better feelings in the world than winning/defending your heavyweight champion of the world title, having an ice cold shower and then hopping in to bed
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>>74246474
that show was cool
dont like rick owens otherwise
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