No Anime Allowed Edition
it was an accident I swear
amine?
Show me your canadian niples you'r poutine maple syrup eaters!
Stop consuming asian media
I want a 2b gf to dominate me
best pokemon to have sex with? thoughts? gonna start a fan fiction soon and need ideas
>>74241800
how do i stop sites from blocking my adblocker
>>74241840
muk
>>74241844
this legitimately made me laugh
>>74241845
block the element, fool
>>74240607
I want to rape Shoebill.
>>74241806
I will in exchange for quality brazilian female (girl) bunda
post /cum/
>>74241841
>>74241911
>mfw mexicans think they are good posters
>>74241886
I'm not a female and you can find any ass that I could find...
>>74241938
>Canada
>In charge of deciding who's a quality poster and who isn't
>>74241938
if you wanna be on the list this is not the way of doing it
>>74241911
>>74241917
>>74241813
me if I were a penguin
*deposits mexican (you)s*
>>74241957
>>74241968
buds
is it possible to develop tourette syndrome out of nothing, like recently if im having bad thoughts i think of something "random" and then i say it without thinking.
is starting to freak me out and people are starting to notice, ive been always a little bit eccentric i guess but this is too much.
>>74241945
Don't you have a sister/female cousin/grill you know on facebook? Just find the bunda bikini beach pics and deliver them here.
for me it is choa
the best kpop girl
>>74241990
think in english
Oy ye, vato!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tourette_syndrome#Causes
>>74241986
the resemblance is uncanny
the fence is the monitor
the 2d waifu is the 2d waifu
>Care to tell me before i Re-buy my VIP Pass?
I PISSED
>>74241996
I have a friend that looks like her, she's just more of a skelleton than your girl and obviously not asian.
>>74241993
I don't have a facebook.
>>74242014
how does that help? i do most of my thinking in english
Oh shit guys watch out
its a Swede
>>74241911
Bigger number is better.
aahahaha
>>74242029
haitiANO...
*grabs sweden's bum*
>>74242050
Niggergram? Jewgle+? Anything similar you autistic macaco?
>>74242051
if people around you dont understand, you wont be embarassed and they will begin to fear you
>>74242041
Yes! I bought your Colgate toothpaste.
The one with tartar control!
>>74242118
Hey! Why are you talking about me??
>>74242131
Hmm...
>>74242088
I don't even wanna see your niples that much, just look for "novinha rabão"...
trying to write an essay tonight but not motivated
>>74240592
wait a second...
thats no regular swede...
Remember to stay hydrated.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KukSVxgsQkg
>>74242138
>novinha rabão
>translation: mew rabbit
>brings up porn
Pick a side
>>74240592
あったらいいなぁ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDmEfwUBITI
>>74242262
Ohio?
i wish i could ask carrie to the prom
>>74242208
It was poorly translated.
Novinha = female youngster
Rabão = big tail
If you don't jam out to eurobeat you're not my friend
>>74242316
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
>>74242314
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toledo_War
Also 'Afghanistan' wouldn't fit in the space
>>74242327
I'm not driving right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPAbx5kgCJo&list=RDMMcPAbx5kgCJo
moana is pretty good
>>74242345
you miss every clack you don't ask someone to do to you
>>74242321
I see, novinha is like Spanish "novia". Eu gosta rabão brasilinheira.
>tfw I'm the best poster on /cum/
someone else shit in my toilet
the seat cover was up and i have slightly less TP
this is a fucking travesty
>>74242399
>buttcum county
>>74242345
thank you wayne
>>74242376
I belive novia means gf, but I'm not sure...
>study spanish for 2 years
>never speak spanish again
I should've choose french...
>extra flaggots
>>74242410
9/16 man not great
>>74242448
>>74242268
>>74242376
If you do have any other fetish, tell here and I translate it so you will see big butts doing whatever do you like...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckrOWokh6rU
Goodnight cumbums
>tfw buttcum replies to you
i need to unfat myself
>>74242442
Francais est une langue mourante, seulment pour les negres
>>74242488
at least do something not that stupid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93lrosBEW-Q&list=RDcPAbx5kgCJo&index=3
>>74242506
Et moi parce que je vais avoir une petite amie française et il n'y a rien que tu peux faire pour m'arrêter
>>74242464
brazilian porn has too much farting for my tastes tbqh.
>>74242540
Hot
>buttcum
it isn't any more stupid than clack my ass
>>74242540
I'm not into fart, so I don't see it a lot...
I'm not even str8, wtf am I talking about?
>>74242536
La demographie francaise seulement va l'arreter
>>74242562
there is nothing similar to butt in whatcom though so it just doesn't make sense. sorry man
reminder to do the world a favor and put a lolicon to sleep. your local vet should be able to help
>>74242506
It helps (with paperwork) moving to Canada. That would be a 1000 times more than what castellano has done to me...
>>74242606
Il n'y rien que peux m'arrêter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2Lm1-W0jow&index=6&list=RDcPAbx5kgCJo
>buttcum
There is nothing similar to ass is clackamas though so it just doesn't make sense. sorry man
>>74242644
>he wants to move to Canada
lel, we have some of your kind here trying to escape the Monkey Kingdom. Fun fact: Our census counts you and all Latin Americans as non-white no matter what you look like.
butt and what are similar
>>74242658
>ass in clackamas
>as
>2/3
guess I'm taking the b8
>buttcum
It's pronounced clacka-MISS, silly
'mas' to 'as' only requires 1 letter removal
'what' to 'but' requires a letter replacement, which is much more expensive rhyme-wise
some1 clack my ass
>>74242707
>faux-British pronunciation
>>74242681
I'm thinking about it as an option when I finish chem eng.
Aren't most canadians immigrants? I mean, unless you're 100% native american, you went to Canada running from something.
I don't care about being called non-white by your census.
>>74242750
Only it isn't pronounced like "ass" in anyway.
>>74242799
>this stupid immigrant meme
Please don't come here we have enough fags who think this already thank you.
>>74242790
>buttcum
cum lol
>>74242839
this is actually the county im in for school
>>74242843
hey fuck off
that's not your meme
>>74242799
bruno come home
>>74242856
?! it didn't let me change it
>>74242856
>>74242875
>buttcum
>>74242884
ok do whatever makes you happy lil guy. ok?
the ideal man
>turn the corner into the alley
>see this
wyd
Talked to a girl in the elevator
>make post on flag board
>everyone bullies it
>farther down the thread someone else copies it
>everyone loves it
>>74242820
I also don't care about your opinion.
You must be Newfie or from any eastern shithole (is that right?) to be so "nationalist", keep calm, I'm thinking about going to somewhere in the west...
>>74242920
Uhh... H-Hey
>tfw buttcum gets upset when his county is mocked
mmm comedy silver
>>74242943
>let me tell you about your country
>insulting the country he wants to move to
>thinks he is in any position to call Canada a shithole
Wow, you will fit in here with all the other turd-world immigrants.
>tfw clackers thinks he upset you because he made fun of your county when you're really upset because his comedy is low quality
chuck
>>74242991
damage control
>>74242943
I'm actually thinking about any place where I can work as a chem engineer and sleep without ghosts in my back.
>>74242870
I-I'm João
mmm very nice
what are some good songs to turn into drum cadences?
fuck the democrats and fuck the oregon state legislature
>>74243046
hey fuck you
the ideal governor
>>74243044
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUFyC1Pbbu0
>>74243087
kitz exploited his position of power for some ugly cunt and his secretary is no better
>thinking of all the things I could have said/done differently when talking to elevator qt
It turned out she had just come back from "a night out" and she lives right across the hall from me
I made a joke that completely flopped asking her if she was coming back from studying for finals and then she got the impression that was what I did. All downhill after that and I started blubbering like the autist I am
Kitzhaber had it all. He should have been President ;__;
>>74242976
Are you on period or something?
Canada isn't a flawless place, I know it, you know it, everybody knows it and I am only thinking about Canada as an option. Calm down m8, have some water!
Oh, being an 3rd world immigrant is not a bad thing, I'm culturally rich and I'm proud of it.
WHY CANT I FUNCTION LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN BEAN
>>74243142
she's thinking the same thing and you are both living the fuck this gay earth comic
>>74243196
What?
>>74243096
that doesn't work at all.
it's gotta be a lot faster. and like pump up musi. like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMf7WyKwHbw
or this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-q6o2e0U85w
which one
>>74243191
You're probably pretending to be autistic.
Just stop normal.
>>74243178
>brazilian faggot
>thinks I am actually upset
Why can't non-Anglos into 4chinz?
>being an 3rd world immigrant is not a bad thing
Is dancing around a beer bottle like a monkey part of your rich culture? :^)
>>74243204
>>74243223
>tfw you try to rewrite a sentence and completely fuck it up
>>74243217
ok here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WPZMhFa84U
>>>/pol/123456789
>>74243232
You seem to be upset, you're tryharding to make me mad...
>Is dancing around a beer bottle like a monkey part of your rich culture? :^)
Is being anti-american the only canadian nationalist thing?
>>74243251
>tfw you rewrite a sentence and sound awkward or cringey
>>74243280
this is the opposite of what I want. just pick one of the two I provided
>>74243314
Noice
>>74243314
Canada has to pay for this.
>>74243318
I mean, you guys don't even have one lang, what if not the state, makes you canadian? Maple syrup? Poutine? Saying about in a weird way? Saying eh? Come on m8, explain me your rich canadian culture...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JGBNkLM9_8
>sonic "youth"
I really want to enjoy this, but Kim Gordon is in her 40s. For some reason that completely ruins this band for me.
>>74243318
>Brazilian faggot goes from trying to suck Canadian dick to insulting after only a few posts
My work here is done
>>74243386
>trying to suck canadian dick
You wot m8?
>>74243386
I'm also not insulting anyone
This is the comfiest American song desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFYLogC8AUo
>>74243450
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps7xmW-9LXQ
>>74243217
which one
>>74243450
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dju3mw0nYoE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps7xmW-9LXQ
would be good for cadence?
>>74243530
whats cadence
>eyyy yo wite boi, we be gettin the fine wite wimmin
>>74243550
oh right. it's a song that just a drum line plays.
also I think that last one wouldn't work well
>>74243572
his leg is really smooth
>>74243575
i used to play in the marching band in high school, ah i miss it, the upperclassmen were the only guys i were friends with, i didnt enroll again after they graduated
>>74243634
nice. I'm in a collegiate drumline. I'm helping out with my old high school's drumline in about a month and they are really bad
what'd you play?
>>74243624
Finna get sum dat cocoa butta famalam
>>74243673
i played the trombone, low brass was friends with percussion and drumline since we all sat in the back
>>74243690
That's a really depressing picture.
Do you have any more like it?
>>74242920
offer to buy her a burger or 2
>>74243720
oh yeah, trombones are the best. it's a lot better in college because everyone there actually wants to be there. plus the students actually appreciate us. like when we march arounf on game day I hear people whisper "oh look! it's the drumline, I love them!" and when little kids run up and high five you it's great. and on the night before each game we march around and the whole band plays at a bunch of frat parties and they all get so excited that we're there. it's awesome, my school is known for it's school spirit and it's really nice to actually be a part of gameday experience
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TALxJkH4T4Q
here's a real woman!
my wife
>>74243806
yup, my few fleeting glimpses into normalfag life, football players liked us, and we got to practice with color guard and cheer, and they were always changing so there are tons of half naked girls around.
good times i must say
>>74243924
yeah... I got to play at the dublin st patricks day parade this year
>>74243948
oh
>you will never grow up in the 70's
>>74243979
Oh alright then.
>>74243946
mmm, i never got to play in any parades, down here in pasadena we got the rose parade every new year, there are tons of musicians from all over the world. if you got accepted in the city band you got to play in it
>>74244012
this is the most disgusting thing i've ever seen
>>74244012
That's beautiful!
>>74243979
And now the reverse.
>>74240592
I wanna immigrate to American .
Does any American want give me a place to live and help to get a residence?
I'm hard working, qt and whte.
>>74244020
>rose parade
that's a sweet parade. If we would have beaten the huskies we would have gotten to go this year
I didn't play in a marching band in high school. we just hand a concert band so this was my first year in a real marching band
>>74244040
I guess they're happy.
>>74244062
in high school during fall semester we practiced for the games and for a competition involving the city at the end, and in spring we practiced for concert band, nice mix of musical styles that we got to play
>>74243924
Where in LA are you from?
>>74244124
san fernando valley
>>74244123
>
my high school had a pep band for sports that was an optional before school practice thing. I always did it but instead of a drumline we used a drum set because we only ever had 1 or 2 decent players for drums
>>74244148
oh
>>74244181
sorry
>>74244136
Shhheeeiiit
>>74244228
please don't tell my van nuys
you couldn't pay me to live there
it's awful
some parts of the valley are pretty comfy
I don't want to sleep.
Entertain me!
>>74244264
ok
>>74244264
find me a good song to turn into a drumline thing for terrible drummers to play
>>74244264
>>74244056
You can always move to Brasil and live with me! :333
>>74244289
>>74244317
mmm I have been entertained!
>>74244313
I don't know anything about drumming ;__;
>>74244330
cheeseburger walrus mafukka
Paha sapa, be my gf
>>74244385
;_;
>>74244386
find me a good fast song that isn't complicated and is popular. thinking x gonna give it to me or something. like a pump up song
>>74244257
i am not, rest assured
>>74244386
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meDpNwem0Vo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk
>>74244436
Fuck off randy
>>74244416
;_;
>>74244438
what about some tight ass offspring
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iNbnineUCI
USC plays it because dexter holland graduated there
>tfw want to have muscles but still look like a girl
>>74244438
listen to any pop punk song
>>74244504
hm. not sure. the guitar part we be played by the quads and I just don't think they can do it. the quad section is super bad.
also just to be clear it's only the drums playing it
more offspring
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=us8OhI-OTHg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkRJzErnRmY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wMa_t5cBgY
>>74244438
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btPJPFnesV4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eHJ12Vhpyc
X gon give it to ya seems perfect desu
>>74244590
I don't know. I'm not really feeling it
>>74244509
A ton of booty exercices, medium amount of abs and a little bit of upper body.
Canada’s Cold War military doctrine and fate was inextricably tied with that of the United States. The two nations shared responsibility for continental air defence through NORAD (North American Air Defense Command) and both belonged to NATO and contributed forces in Europe. Should nuclear war with the USSR have broken out, Canada would have been in harm's way because of the geographic position between both the USSR and US. Prime Minister Brian Mulroney’s 1987 Canadian White Paper on Defence acknowledged this reality citing that, “Soviet strategic planners must regard Canada and the United States as a single set of military targets no matter what political posture we might assume.”[24] This sums up Canada’s Cold War predicament well, as Canada’s geo-political relationship with the US meant that Canada would inevitably be widely devastated by any US-Soviet nuclear exchange, whether it was targeted or not. It led to a familiar phrase of the time, “incineration without representation"
>>74244590
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtTR-_Klcq8
oh fuck I used to love this song
>>74244617
COOL TO HATE
HAAATE
who /up/
>>74244748
Check this out lol
>>74244438
>>74244540
What about this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C991bJArA0E
>>74244782
pretty good
>>74244748
not for long
>>74244782
I don't think that'll work. it needs to be something people can dance to
>>74244820
just play it faster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECiMhe4E0pI
>>74244818
*touches your thigh*
>>74244820
just make them play this and call it a day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shcnmL-LuwU
when do real chi hours end
TENGA
>>74245031
ill pass out soon
>>74244820
captcha is triangulating on your position
the gf
stop liking black people
>>74245215
>captcha is triangulating on your position
how did they find me
>>74245285
>What is it, anon? It looks like you want to tell me something.
>>74245607
yes, ur nigger
>>74245607
I...I have no clue who you are.
>>74245607
that spending time and money to have your hair look like white girl hair is pretty pathetic.
and racist.
>>74245749
Very rude
some party yesterday, huh /cum/?
>>74244330
are you cutie?
*devours feces*
>13 minutes without posts
quite grim
>>74245825
Yeah a whole night of /pol/tards chimping out
>>74245909
In a bear-ish way, yes.
>1.85 m
>100 kg
>swarthy
>hairy
>>74244443
is that man?
>>74246597
h-hot
leave ur email
>>74246653
You are just baiting me ;_;
>>74243810
>>74246746
n-no
gay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_6lncNsDzY
current state of feels: nostalgic
mornin reddit
eurocucks out its murica time now
hate my roommates
>>74248319
start a fight with them
Anime?
>>74248361
they play rugby, i would get heemed
gay general
>>74248705
gay country
Any Mexicans been to tulum? Would it be worth it to go if I could get cheap accommodations? Id be paying 200 Canadian to rent a villa with my siblings for a week plus airfare
Do me a favor and please leave me alone
cum lol
>>74244468
This fucking leaf
>>74249203
hm?
>>74240592
>>74244633
Shooting American refugees would be fun, but too many of them would be armed for me to last too long
LADS
A
D
S
gud morning :)
>>74249554
morning, leaf
*commits seppuku and fails to spark a revolution that restores the glory of the emperor*
>>74249480
Would be fun to burn down an entire maple forest
>>74249565
alri yukio
got a headache from using the internet all day everyday
>>74249627
meh, it's not that bad
>>74249591
Only if you're an arson which are human scum
don't fall for the mexican tricks
>>74249784
Mexicans look like THAT???
>watching la riots docu
jesus christ they're even lower than animals
>>74249565
*poses homoerotically*
Mornin' /cum/bums
>>74246027
t. German immigrant
>american current generation
>go out in the sun
>look at the cloudless skies
>feel a warm breeze
>suddenly feel happy
what fuckcsaf
>>74250714
You only just realized this?
>>74251478
no but it helps to have reminders
What are you listening to right now, /cum/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1QSgdMPI5g
>>74251565
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-9wA7ZCFb8&
>>74251565
Disappointing album
>>74251565
Here's a good Arca track:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPIlQsWqazo
*good posts*
>>74251883
bad post
I wish that there'd be a gas leak in Concord so the state could turn red desu.
>>74252052
RUDE post
>>74250936
>tfw no 2d looping anime sprite gf
>>74243242
I prefer the original comic without the added new end desu.
@irish retard
go here: >>74241498
shut up leaf
shall not be posting in a non-cum /cum/ thread
good riddance lol