matt forney edition
>>74237219
delet this
I bet it's the same canadian who's linked the mick thread every time
emily
Pop
Potato bug
Cougar
>>74237232
>norcal tainting cascadia
AAUUUGH
Stop consuming asian media
>>74237250
Good taste
>>74237253
NOBODY SAYS POTATO BUG
THEYRE ROLY POLYS
>>74237253
Soda
Rolly-polly
Mountain lion
Dumb bearposters
irish tears are tasty
>>74237273
everyone here says potato bug
>>74237315
ROLEY
POLEY
pretty close
Hello, Canada, Afri.. America, Mexico
im getting stronger everyday
me in pic
>>74237331
Konichiwa, engrish teacher
>>74237331
hello china 2.0, steal any culture today?
>>74237285
i love irish breakfast
but always i drinking without milk and sugar tea
>>74237331
chink pong won won
>>74237331
konichiwa bb
>>74237342
こんにちは
I'm native japanese desu.
>>74237346
Hello Mexico 10.0.
its good day. you?
>>74237331
stupid fucking red button nip monkey
>konichiwa bb
>>74237354
moi finngol
>>74237357
hello
>>74237370
have you been to akihaba?
>>74237378
STOP POSTING GOOKS
who the fuck is matt forney
hoagie
>>74237389
ah, howr u say? i do not reave capsure
>>74237386
is this you?
if you want to know if they are a real jap you should just ask them about the holocaust
>>74237378
fucking marijuana leaf :C
>>74237391
or what
Feels good living west of all this.
>>74237414
consequences
>>74237400
EYO
Y
O
>>74237395
>>74237420
is chile invading the south?
Just got regional flags desu
Hi
>>74237436
>>74237436
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
>>74237420
is it comfy storm chaser season again?
>>74237389
non, im going to Ueno now. but its near the Akihabara.
>>74237408
maybe yes
>>74237331
do people watch actually watch JAVs? I tried and its awful
>Ontario
>British Columbia
>>74237436
i have best flag
>>74237436
what is your ancestry?
>>74237465
You called?
at this point i feel like more of a snowflake for NOT having extra flags
>>74237331
>>74237370
African and American niggers will soon be like 5% of Tokyo. And your women get BLACKED all day every day by them.
Your Zionist controlled government will also soon open the flood gates for niggers, chinks and Filipinos and other SEA untermensh. How does it feel to be a dying nation, Jappy?
moshi moshi. Ontario here.
>>74237460
that fucking sound they make
>>74237471
I have British ancestry.
>>74237468
Maryland is objectively the ugliest looking state on the map.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nw8YccR0KUQ
if i had a gun i'd probably shoot myself
>>74237491
Hello, Trudeau.
>>74237504
good
>>74237488
Yeah me too it feels punk rock as fuck
>>74237530
but do you have the addon installed, even though you're not using it?
Is this the correct way to fill out part 3C of form I-485, Application to Register Permanent Residence or Adjust Status (Application for Green Card)? I can't wait to be an American citizen, but I want to make sure my disclosure is full and complete.
post
wew
>>74237549
I do
Who /best state/ here?
tfw no gf
>>74237562
midwest drowns but bible belt is safe
>>74237572
Illinois seems okay outside of Chicago
>>74237572
>tfw a portillo's is coming near me soon
Can't wait
>>74237607
she is a SLUT
btw, why are Germans dislike USA?
everybody my German friend say USA is shit country.
Americans and Germans same as each other originally desu.
>>74237607
Champaign?
One night and one more time
Thnks Fr Th Mmrs
>>74237629
western euros are edgy cucks that hate freedom. It's why they're importing so many middle easterners
>>74237629
I suggest watching this whole thing
https://youtu.be/4ztOV2wrrkY
If you have the attention span of a hamster start at 4:40
I'm worried. I'm worried about my future, I'm worried about what comes next.
You racist nazis arent using the two gender alt right secret hand sign are you?
>>74237669
You should be.
That's what brains do all day.
someone help me fix GTA SA
H-hello anon do you like my flag?
>>74237681
I thought that was the symbol of anime worship
/cum/ game night when?
>>74237661
hmm Germany is freedom than Japan...
my friend are so good guy but they dislike USA only somehow.....
>>74237666
what
>>74237719
tuesday
>>74237719
thrusday
>>74237719
we played cards against humanity last night
>>74237722
can i join it?
>>74237731
do you have tabletop sim?
>>74237720
what does the sign say
so it's been a 100 days, what you think so far?
>>74237720
After it was found out that the US was spying on Merkel through her cell phone, Germans got pretty pissed off about it. Most Germans (at least above 25) that I've met seem to like the US. When I studied out there a lot of them wanted to practice their English and generally liked the US. Then again it's just my experience and I wasn't living in major cities like Berlin or Frankfurt so it may be different for others.
>>74237748
FUCK DONALD DRUMPF
>tfw never invited to cum game nights
>tfw never invited to cum meatups
I see where im not wanted
Goodbye cum
>>74237736
non
might be i'll buy it later.
>>74237748
Couldn't be happier to be entirely honest with you.
>>74237760
Dont go!
>>74237760
/cum/ meetups arent that great
you could get ditched after just hanging out for 15 minutes
>>74237747
superru aikapu
>>74237760
maybe theres one in Chicago or something
>>74237748
jew lover
>>74237760
word of advice, don't meet random strangers from the internet
>>74237760
i thought there was only 1 meetup, that being the midwest one
lol
going to eat some popcorn lads
>>74237760
OH FUCK I forgot to get the second annual midwest /cum/ meetup going
SHIT
>>74237796
I met the other oregon poster
>>74237779
he's done nothing for the jews in the first 100 days
>You are about to install Tabletop Simulator
>Estimated download time: 2 days
The ol' tism
>>74237854
>2 days for a 4 gb download
Going to throw out the liquor lads.
Shits haram.
>>74237760
its not that great, all we do is play monopoly
>>74237887
>>74237930
was gonna buy the poisonous jew last night but there were 6 people in line
my liver wll thank me some day
>>74237930
I still can't believe converting to islam was once considered trendy amongst rappers
ok so the download is actually only going to take a few minutes
don't know why it said 2 days
shit
the only boxing I watch is heavyweight and they apparently had a match today
don't feel like doing anything ever again
Is there a word for these panties?
>>74238002
me but all the time
I'd like to seize your means of reproduction ;)))
Calgary got annexed, buds
>I'd like to seize your means of reproduction ;)))
still glad david bowie is dead
The more i drink water the thirstier i get throughout the day. My tolerance is increasing.
see me flossin flossin
lean like a dental health care
polo polo everything
make the denta denta dentist scared
>>74238035
Bucks is getting BTFO
"people" who cry about celeb deaths should be gassed
>>74238063
hey, shut up. whats-his-face was always an inspiration to me. that guy from the muppet movie or something, I don't remember.
/cum/ weeb stream when?
>>74238096
never
A woman role is to make sure tradition is passed down throughout the generations.
White women are the only ones who failed at doing this.
/cum/ dbz stream WHEN
Is canadian dick even worth cucking?
Maybe I should buy beer tomorrow.
What would you do if I gave you $200 that you had to use to buy something fun? No drugs.
Friendly reminder that you should work on fixing your terrible posture.
i love celebrity deaths, thoroughly enjoy observing the melodrama surrounding them
Who's going to win this war?
>>74238140
a vibrating dildo. the good kind. the $200 kind
>>74238140
get full tank of gas, buy some snacks, logs n shit, invite some friends, and head out to the beach
>>74238016
return to /g/
welp
for all of 20 minutes, I got skins to work on SA, now nothing works
gotta love it when I forgot I made tea and I let the shit steep for like 30 minutes
>>74238208
STOP POSTING THIS STUPID CAT
>>74238180
how do you know that :3
>>74238111
Wow wtf i hate white womyn now
I unironically think black women are better than white women at this point
>>74238140
Aneros progasm
>>74238246
black women are pretty cool
>>74238220
image was posted as headphone general image
duh
>>74238250
sweet now my amazon recommendations are dildos
>>74238257
return to /g/
The caliphate fell to Catholic rebels and lost Michigan and Ohio to Dixie and Trudeauland after their failed offensive war
business idea: make a clone of charles darwin
business idea: provoke russia and end the world
business idea: make a clone of ur gf so she can be my gf too
>>74238286
it's okay
you're canadian
business idea: draw cartoon mascots for companies without one and then charge them 500 dollars for it
business idea: obtain gf
>>74238334
how do you profit from this
>>74238344
less time alone with my thoguhts
>accidentally altf4 diablo
fug
Business idea: Marry a lawyer and become a stay-at-home husband
Gonna smoke some DUDE, brb buds
>>74238375
don't think a lawyer woman would marry anyone
>>74238375
currently doing this except gf is a paralegal
>>74238358
hi. this is your brain talking in writing form. please don't leave me
Gonna smoke some BUD, brb dudes
>>74238409
where were you during that test when I needed you
you WHORE
quick somebody make a good post
>11:40 at night
>only had pizza had noon
>hungry
Torn between staying in my room all comfy and going out to get something and come back to eat it in my room.
>>74238426
here's a chinkpost
>>74238421
i was telling you the answers but you didnt listen to me
i whore, you whore
>>74238421
My brain completely abandoned me on a test I had a little while back. On a problem involving bertrand competition I remembered that I had to take the derivative of the profit function, but didn't remember that I had to set it to zero to solve for some other variables. I left the question half-done.
>>74238439
>>74237217
I swear he does this on purpose.
>>74238451
don't leave your bathroom. what if you need to poo
>>74238468
ja/ck/?
no
>>74238462
It's a /mu/ meme
>average oregon license plate
74238511
only ever see one on I5
>>74238511
thats you >>74238523
he he he
don't think so
What should i masterbate to
>>74238610
porn
perrito gordito
>>74238610
/g/698440/440a6db38a/
>>74238610
cp
(cuck porn)
>>74238610
Girlfriends4Ever
>>74238631
Mind expanding on that and givimg me some examples?
>>74238642
Fapped to this a while ago
Guess i could do it again
Flying back "home" today
Spent the night at that girl's place, she cooked brekky for me and all this morning. Would make a good wife
Dem cute toes and silky smooth soles though, need nothing more than that to give me a good start in the day
NO ONE GIVE HIM YOU'S
>>74238698
He's so pathetic, imagine being such a prolific lying loser
Which website?
just consumed two squares of seaweed
>>74238718
t.korean
chicago blackhawks
more like chicago black cocks haha
>watch romantic comedy drama SoL anime (pic unrelated)
>at the end, the protagonist and the main grill end up being together, in a very cute, romantic and endearing way
>want to kill myself immediatly after
I can't handle these bittersweet feels, lads
>>74238718
Bull kelp is actually not bad.
>>74238754
Mai is CUTE
Do provincial or state elections ever matter?
>>74238759
t.japanese
could buy several months of rent with my runescape gold
I've got insider info that the poster using the flag for Bucks County, Pennsylvania is the same person as the one using the flag of Clackamas County, Oregon
>>74238792
no chance
>>74238761
>tfw she'll never hug you like that
>>74237238
You wish kek
>>74238805
yeah because it's a fucking cartoon character you retard
They aren't real
>>74237238
>Implying Texas isn't cucking every other state
>>74238792
>using regional flag
>wanting to pinpoint your exact location so international intelligence agencies can spy on you
Idiot.
fucking hate california
>>74238822
>giving a shit about life
VERY rude
*plays with my pisser*
hmm yes
>>74238861
You'll give a shit when the feds bust your front door and cuff you under the charge of ''torrenting millions of futa comics and animations''.
*fucks myself in the ass*
clack my ass tier posts
bucks > clackamas > sf
>He's so pathetic, imagine being such a prolific lying loser
thinking about making a beer run
I have insider info that the poster from Albuquerque, New Mexico is the same person as the one from Orange County, California
>>74237207
I'm sad and I want to kill myself
>>74238955
*grabs your bum*
>>74238937
>he doesn't have emergency beer available at all times
lolpleb
*posts cute*
>>74237413
I could kill you, Jap. Why don't you come over to the US? Are you a pussy that's afraid to be killed with a blunt object and cannibalized?
>>74238976
I have emergency boosh, but the beer stash is back home
and possibly has gone bad
>>74238979
is surfing pikachu now canon?
I've got lots of insider info. Ask me any questions.
>>74239019
where is my gf?
>>74239032
In my bedroom.
>>74239041
Oh, you burned him. Oh
>>74239041
>>74239019
who should I bet on to win big bucks tomorrow?
>studied today
>actually have a decent understanding of the course material now
gud nite cum
>>74239066
>studied off and on
>still another day to cram before the midterm
>even if by some grace of god that I pass it with a B, I'll still be so fucked over by homework that Im going to flunk the class anyway
>>74239064
Which sport?
*chomps ramen block*
*guzzles boiling water*
*snorts flavoring*
>>74239089
all of them
I want to retire a bajillionaire by 5 PM monday
>>74239066
Give me your focus, so I can get this lab report done.
what'chu listening to buds
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wllc5gSc-N8
three beers under
>pissing away money and not getting A prus
>>74239101
Bet on the Predators and Ducks
Bet on the Yankees, Indians, Marlins, Astros, Cardinals, Rangers, Diamondbacks, Red Sox, Rays, White Sox, Nationals, Braves, Royals, Giants, and Dodgers
Bet on the Cavs and Spurs
Should I go out for a night walk?
>>74239111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0SW_qHDo1M
You don't have to be a commie to appreciate the Red Army Choir.
>>74239135
There's more to life than getting an A in some class you only need to get out of college, Zhou.
On the 25th anniversary of the Rodney King riots, what are /cum/'s thoughts on US race relations?
>selected a mannequin with a scarf as a tissue holder for capcha
>it worked
(:<
>>74239111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvUQcnfwUUM
>>74239151
>bet on the >rags
>ever
>spurs not to blow the series
you're a fraud. never (you) me again
>>74239158
Yes. (this is equivalent to telling you to kill yourself)
>>74239164
Blacks and CHIs should be killed.
>>74239158
Kek (Kek be upon him) says no
>>74239176
You're throwing money away. I've got insider info.
>>74239189
Kek (Kek (Kek (Kek (Kek (Kek (Kek (Kek (Kek
(Kek (Kek be upon him) be upon him) be upon him) be upon him) be upon him) be upon him) be upon him) be upon him) be upon him) be upon him).
>>74239210
abysmal post
>father keeps encouraging me to date homely womyn
I'm ugly! D:
And p-proud!! D:
>Kek (Kek be upon him)
>Kek (Kek (Kek (Kek (Kek (Kek (Kek (Kek (Kek
(Kek (Kek be upon him) be upon him) be upon him) be upon him) be upon him) be upon him) be upon him) be upon him) be upon him) be upon him).
>>74239182
>>74239210
Not even to CVS maybe for a cheeky candy bar?
>>74239232
louder
I've been unironically listening to bull of heaven as of late
I think my autism is expanding
>>74239232
LOOK AT IT!
>>Kek (Kek be upon him)
>>Kek (Kek (Kek (Kek (Kek (Kek (Kek (Kek (Kek
>(Kek (Kek be upon him) be upon him) be upon him) be upon him) be upon him) be upon him) be upon him) be upon him) be upon him) be upon him).
>>74239236
wouldnt you get shot immediately in DC?
>>74238979
>surfing
what is this
I'm too fertile for a gf. I've had sex a single time and she got pregnant with our HAPA offspring.
THIS IS MY CURSE
>>74238979
can this elvole from any basic pikachu or does it have to be an alola pikachu?
move at 310
>>74226081
>>74226081
>>74226081
>>74226081
>>74239310
STOP
>>74239310
shall not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZg4mcYkIwU
If California wasn't so anti-freedom it wouldn have taken two fucking minutes to take down these two fat fucks instead of having them spraying all over the place for 45 minutes.
Though I must admit it was good footage.
>>74239310
>>74239252
kek
>>74239310
We've been doing this all fucking day.
It ends now, it ends here.
Can't wait till May 5th I'mma go to the card store and buy a bunch of the new cards.
>>74239301
From a regular.
>>74239279
The new pokemon game, sun and moon, is hawaiian themed. Instead of making new pokemon, they're making subspecies of pokemon, as in certain pokemon evolved differently in hawaii.
>>74239333
how do you mean
do you want us to actually use it?
not gonna happen
>>74239333
Kek (Kek be upon him) says yes
>Kek (Kek be upon him) says yes
My dad has never had a personal conversation with me
did you know CNN stands for Cunt Nigger Nigger
>>74239310
kys
senpai and desu should be reverted and roody poo and candy ass brought back
>start learning Norwegian
>it becomes easier to hear Swedish
>>74239413
new
>>74239416
>>74239418
want to go to the nigger thread instead?
>>74239460
its not about the nigress, its about the person who made it
>new before 300
>>74239490
what would you like to discuss for the last 9 posts?
http://archive.is/xUrEr
oidhche mhath an ceartair!
I made another cum thread thinking this one was near cap
am I a goner?
>>74240609
RIP anon