no edition edition
Dr Pavel I'm CIA
anime
babestation
>>74237101
What anime should I watch
any good animes for grown ups lads?
>>74237118
eva
>tfw banter here 24/7 and be one of the lads, but bad mouth Britain in other threads every chance I get.
we still good, right, la?
>>74237118
k-on
i take a holistic approach to health lads
>>74237118
shrek
I take an autistic approach to health lads
Feeling bad
Sad
Mad
This ain't no fad
No simple lad
You had
Like all the rest, the best.
Those are my rap lyrics for the day. Please like and subscribe.
>>74237126
Stuff I enjoy: discussing boxing.
don't care
>>74237125
pic
>>74237152
shit's so old I completely forgot it exist
How's Tim holding up, lads?
>>74237173
Stuff I enjoy: not hearing about what you enjoy
>>74237196
you the same lad who got his residency denied?
>>74237083
tfw posted in the old thread on accident
>>74237213
not sure what you are talking about
he actually said this
>>74237126
turn on adult swim at midnight tonight and watch through until 3:30
you'll get a taste of some really good animes
>>74237196
fuk of werrr ful
>>74237230
who gives a shite
fuck off autismo yank cunt you try to be funny but you're just a fucking autistic piece of shite
FOY
>>74237101
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1493518809084.webm
english sisters > japanese sisters
need a tiny scottish gf lads
>>74237237
Is adult swim like the babestation equivalent in yankland
Anyone considering voting Tory needs to have a word with themselves
>>74237243
Not an issue. I have only ever been to England like twice. Not planning on going back.
>>74237255
proxy off 190 virgin
>>74237255
EXCELLENT post
hate wogs, hate muslims, hate labour voters
not racist just don't like em simple as
love pints
>>74237293
forgot to quote >>74237243
went to manchester once for a weekend
wretched, bleak depressing hole of a place
>>74237263
It's Cartoon Network that plays shows like Family Guy, R&M, some anime, etc
>>74237262
EXCELLENT post
>>74237130
Are you me?!
love liverpool. love the las. love gerry and the pacemakers. love pints
loath manny
>>74237360
good lad
>>74237341
The name makes it sounds pretty risque
Like you're going for a swim in some adult content
who will she vote for?
>>74237379
afraid the post you replied to sums it up
watching babymetal
>>74237405
If it's the wembley concert if you look carefully you might see me there.
>>74237390
She'll be voting for that nice man Tim Farron
>>74237381
Well you wouldn't want your 7 yo watching Family Guy
>>74237360
what a poof
>>74237390
Jezza getting ready to give a swift right hook
>>74237360
he looks pretty fucking hard to be fair to him
cunt though
Theresa May "taking the fight to Scotland" by hiding in a tiny village hall invite only refusing to meet any members of the public, while booking it is a children's birthday party.
SCREECHING
Discuss.
So anon, about your local religious centre and uhhhh.... boss.
>>74237437
And yet she's still going to massacre Labour in June
>>74237449
>>74237450
My local church is pretty cool. I mean it's not even my religion but I regularly help with services and such. Just nice people there
>>74237437
shocking that this is all it takes to beat the mighty scottish national party
https://youtu.be/zuuObGsB0No
>>74237464
enigma of a post
>>74237467
Ok, fine how about your nearest mosque? One that preaches Islamism to be exact....
https://youtu.be/cJRP3LRcUFg
>>74237461
Scottish mate makes not one lick of difference to me what you foreigners do, just stop sending cruella deville pls
>>74237449
pretty true and I despise this 'let a girl do what she wants' argument
it's degenerate as fuck, people need to realise this for fuck sake, yeah bang as many guys as you like but also remember whilst you have that right, I have the right to judge you for it.
fuck man.
>>74237494
No idea I live in Northern Ireland. I don't think we have any mosques in here.
>>74237484
Idpol must be purged desu
>>74237484
>Black guy with a white willy
Made me THINK
just discovered that I'm immortal, lads
what should I do first?
>>74237503
good good .. let the hate flow through you
>>74237484
kek
>>74237506
Synagogue?
>>74237517
Kill yourself
I AM Scottish
England IS a foreign country
>>74237531
would be a better gimmick if you weren't a ancap shitter
>>74237552
unable to do that unfortunately
>>74237573
can you give us a gf la'
>>74237556
Both true and false
england should leave britain and join the eu
>>74237503
Rorke
finished my cuppa
>>74237556
i'm scottish too
>wahey
>yehaw
>>74237519
no hate, I know from experience of being the 'chad' that this shit is true.
AWALT and it'll never change.
>>74237597
blew my mind
>>74237580
no, i dont have that ability la
just immortality nothing more nothing less
>>74237597
delete this image mate
>3rd year computer science
>class m8 don't know how to uninstall a program on windows
I just lost all my respect to "educated" people
>>74237606
kys then
Found this pic of 190cm master race at school
>>74237615
that's because any computer nerd worth his salt uses linux
>no hate, I know from experience of being the 'chad' that this shit is true.
>AWALT and it'll never change.
>>74237631
Guy was a windows user himself
>>74237615
How did he not realise he could just right click and select delete
>>74237615
>to
for. lost your respect FOR educated people, sweetie
>>74237615
>3rd year computer science
>people are using windows
>>74237631
yeah this
>>74237645
4am im going to sleep
had a mental breakdown and threw my phone in the bin hahaha aahhh yes
>>74237623
cant do that mate i just said
>>74237262
caty likes yanks
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1493520546262.webm
should I go?
>>74237676
Free drinks mate
>>74237686
can't say no
alri bat'ko
>>74237634
honestly, I've rejected a lot of qt girls because I was a fucking sperg back in sixth form. Like I look back and scream at myself.
End of the day, there are good womyn around but very rare
im cute and good looking though so I'll find a nice girl eventually. But I've learnt to always trust any doubt.
haven't said something funny for 2 years
Having FUN tormenting the Rorkies on /brit/pol
VERY MUCH recommend it
>>74237417
if thats actually you in the notice me senpai tshirt then you're full-on in the bluray in the moshpit cam.
wont post it though cos it looks like ur having fun x
>last post 2 minutes ago
>thread carried by aussies and yanks
it's dead see ya tomorrow
>>74237742
not me, I just noticed it while watching while watching the bluray.
HATE early afternoon
stupid west-facing window
can honestly say school taught me close to nothing i didn't already know
what a waste of taxpayer's money my education was
>>74237709
Tell us a joke
>>74237754
it's 4am lad
>tfw trying to get thicc and all the fat goes to face and not ass
television rules the nation
>>74237772
what subjects did you take
>>74237800
>having a TV
no point since I got a fibre connection
>>74237793
r u gril
>>74237800
did you steal that quote from someone's t-shirt slogan in the 90s?
>>74237813
>Letting the Jews connect wires into your home
>>74237801
all of them
went to the university of life
>>74237674
love caty desu x
>>74237823
I really enjoy my 200Mb/s of jewish wires thank you
>>74237824
nice
school of hard knocks '11 here
>>74237800
Buy it, use it, break it, fix it
Do you "lads" like "A bit of Fry & Laurie"? It's GOAT, I'm watching it right now.
>>74237772
>he didn't go to a private all-boys boarding school
ah yes, the common folk
Housemate just caved in the wall on our last day of the lease
Fucking mong
>having any connection to the outside world at all
>>74237818
why would i be a gr*ll
>>74237800
*Beep boop noises*
>>74237360
>>74237360
>be mick
>be subhuman
>>74237860
men are not supposed to get thicc
>>74237494
Are you talking about the Alpha religion of Islam that the Fuhrer praised as superior to christianity?
>>74237864
tips fedora
>>74237850
>>74237885
this quote is fake because hitler didn't speak english
ahh yea (((/brit/)))
>>74237912
What a moron lol
Might be gay lads not sure yet
>>74237920
what an original and insightful observation
>>74237920
It's 4am
>>74237935
*Give your willy a squeeze*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GA3Pw2rZAOQ
>>74237884
They are if they are small
>>74237937
youre 4am
>>74237951
Dumb manlet
>>74237940
Ooh that's icey
>he's british
>he's not a monarchist
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT
>>74237958
stop this autism
Really enjoy night time
I like that's all quiet and calm, makes me feel more secure
Thinking about becoming a Luciferian to get on the winning side
>>74237979
*hears broken grass and arabic screaming*
>>74237884
says who?
>>74237962
kek
Business idea : constantly insult the tories until people find them too repellent to vote for
>>74237981
But there's no lucifer. Only Baal and Astarte and Asherah and El.
business idea: import millions of dumb immigrants to exploit the democratic voting system
>tories are too obsessed with power
>labour is too chaotic
>ukip is literally hitler
>lib dems are... who are lib dems?
>SNP seems cool but not available in my area
who do I vote for this election?
>>74238004
Ah yes, Baalsack, Retardte, Arseshera and El stupido
I shall not be led to worthship false idols
>>74238024
Lib Dems
>>74237993
UKIP SURGE
>>74238050
my area will most likely elect DUP or some other shit like this anyway so what's the point of voting at all?
>>74238069
Vote for Shin Feign
>>74238024
>>74238024
>english nationalists are literally hitler
>scottish nationalists seem cool
>>74238079
Not voting for shit faith nor dup
>>74238090
English nationalism is to do with oppression and "kicking the foreigners out" whilst Scottish nationalism is about equality and inclusiveness
>he picked bulbasaur
creasing at you
everyone knows that charmander is the best, with squirtle being an inferior, but acceptable, alternative
>>74238061
eh, once you get accused of racism you're pretty much fucked
the only thing worse is being accused of noncery
>>74238090
evil *ngl* s*x*ns should be shamed at every moment for their millenia of perfidy
even to this day they plot misery upon the peoples of this world
>>74237425
True, they should have grown out of it's '''humour''' by age 6.
>>74238097
Vote for alliance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmhSnhNfskU
>>74238131
idiot
also >>>/vp/
>>74237615
>computer science
isn't comp sci the political science or liberal arts of tech degrees
>>74238131
i picked bulbasaur because it's #1 in the pokedex and i have ocd
squirtle is better than charmander though
>>74238157
equally as useless when it comes to finding work too
>>74238157
>>74238187
two incredibly smart posters
Some fashy leaf just posted a thread about how he's trying to learn math on khan academy but the tutors are too Jewish lmao
where are you supposed to meet girls if your workplace is entirely staffed by men?
>>74238219
Ask to meet their sisters
>>74238219
bars
clubs
tinder
honestly are girls that bothered by muscles?
hm
>>74238131
I always picked the water one because intuitively it made more sense. Fires weak to water, grass is weak to fire, but water wasn't obviously weak to either.
the lanklet attempts to console himself
>he's still going on about women
>>74238248
poor lad
>>74238219
You're supposed to do things other than work
>>74238245
grass soaks up water though
>met this girl
>nerdy in a cute way
>likes video games and isn't an sjw
>but is extremely into witchcraft and occult shit
is this a red flag?
>>74238290
nah
>>74238290
Depends what you're looking for
>>74238290
how extreme is it
not a virgin is the biggest red flag out there desu
wouldn't go near a girl who wasn't a virgin
>>74238313
probably extreme enough that she's on a collision course with spinsterhood unless someone desperate enough (me) intervenes
i don't want our domestic life to be paranormal activity though
>>74238290
Yes.
Fuck around and drop her once it gets too real.
anyone have a link to that dutch lad who killed himself and liveblogged it?
>>74238347
She'll put a hex on him
>>74238357
nasheed
me and the /brit/ lads
>>74238357
Yeah mate, got it right here
*Pulls hand out my pocket and gives you the middle finger*
>>74238287
Fire is extinguished
grass is set on fire
water is...absorbed
Its just not as convincing
>>74238290
okay, head on over to /x/ and maybe you'll find your spot in the occult.
It doesn't all have to be feminist, earth hippy wicca shit
Lads, in from a night out, I feel like I'm behind glass being around all these normies, they're so happy but I just can't get in there. Why am I so fucked up? Fake smiling and shit, I should be loving it.
everything sounds worse with a british accent tbqhwy lads
>>74238347
don't think she's the kind of girl who sleeps around
wouldn't surprise me if she's a virgin
>>74238388
>Fire is extinguished
>grass is set on fire
>water is...absorbed
>Its just not as convincing
sounds like a song
flickin' the ol' bean to be honest haha
Sent from my iPad
might go for a run or stay in and have a wank
maybe wank after run
>>74238407
disgusting honestly
>>74238405
sing it for us on vocaroo
>>74238397
maybe you just need practice
Puerto Rico is a welfare island, and we should be rid of it.
fuck
>I've been browsing 4chan since I was 12
>I'll be 20 in five months
Fuck
>>74238407
>>74238424
>>74238428
>>74238434
>>74238444
>>74238448
>>74238457
>>74238459
>>74238461
>>74238129
>scottish nationalism is about importing more foreigners
>scottish independence is about joining the EU
screeching
state of them
>>74238473
is there a video of this
i'm pretty high
>>74238461
Wow I sit in the shower and cry all the time
Like this exact pose
>>74238135
lefties accuse everyone of racism though
they use it so much it's lost all its meaning
>>74238483
That is for me to know and you to find out
>>74238488
Post rolling machine
>>74238290
>girls get criticised for having no interests
>girl has an interest
>is this a redflag
ffs
>>74238024
Tories
>>74238506
my hand
>>74238533
Post it
>facebook counts as a hobby for girls
>>74238514
when girls do have strong interests its usually in stupid shit like occultism or activism
>>74238483
no bc it's shopped
>>74238404
she sounds a real catch la
is she genuine about the occult stuff or just enjoys it as an interest?
>>74238538
>>74238542
nothing wrong with either
>>74238542
>replying to it
Based Sargon has a podcast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpdNE01tGYk&t=117s
>>74238560
>>74238550
not sure, don't know her that well
we were chatting and she was talking about rituals and and i was just sitting there smiling and nodding really
she also asked me what my star sign was and apparently we're compatible according to her
honestly i think she's full of shit but at least she's not a normie
The guy that made the Five nights at Freddy's games made $190 million dollars from those games
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpdNE01tGYk&t=117s
>>74238594
The trick is to create something that appeals to autists
need a witch gf to smoke weed with
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzAYyyO98AA
is it fucked up for me to wank to sex tapes of me and my ex?
>>74238607
better yet, create something that appeals to normies, which is what five nights at freddy's is, you tool
>>74238591
Get in those occult guts, gamer
>>74238607
Good on him desu, apparently he did the entire thing himself and a bunch of let's players memed it so it ended up selling millions.
>>74238589
its a cat scratch
>>74238653
Post cat
Literally never heard of Five nights at Freddy's
http://www.strawpoll.me/12861709
>>74238591
yeah she sounds completely full of it
I'd still go for it if she's a qt but I wouldn't go along with the edgy "i'm a le witch" stuff, maybe just question it in a light teasing way.
>>74238664
I a really simple jump scare game.
>>74238629
The level of obsession which people have towards Five Nights of Freddy's is not normie at all
>>74238683
it's only popular because of pewdiepie
>>74238664
get a youtube account then
>>74238591
If you don't take her I will
>>74238683
>>74238703
nah the lore is elite tier
credit where it's due
Eating slices of cheese
this nigga srs hahah
>>74238739
Put it on crackers you twat
my name is freddy haha
>>74238749
I'll have more room for cheese if I just eat it plain
>wow, so you're scouse? that is so sexy!
>>74238773
Said no one ever
>>74238773
Is this in the City of London?
Fucking hell lads I literally just had the worst night of my fucking life
I was out on piss with some mates and we missed the last train home, they all got a cab home but I decided to sleep round my GF's house who lives in the city we were out in. I tried ringing her three times but she didn't pick up so I just walked round hers and knocked on her door. She opened but with the chain on, and said that I had to leave because I was drunk and she had work the next day. I asked to just sleep on her floor and that I wouldn't bother her but she told me that she had some friends round and I couldn't, even though she had never mentioned this before. Then I saw the shadow of a dude in the background, despite the fact she lives with another girl who is single. I said I needed to come in right now and she told me to leave, then I tried kicking the door in because I was drunk and angry and she screamed and got the dude to come to the door and he said that if I came in he'd fucking kill me. The dude was taller than me so I just backed down and called her a stupid cunt and started walking off. Because I was pissed I shouted that she was a fucking who so everyone in the estate she lives on could hear but then some chavs started shouting at me to shut up and started coming towards me so I just legged it out of there.
There were no trains until 5am so I ended up having to walk home, it took me two hours and I had to do a shit on the beach but I had nothing to wipe my arse with so I ended up arriving at home stinking of shit half an hour ago. Because of this I took a shower which woke up my dad who started shouting at me to shut the fuck up and stop being such a useless annoying waste of space inconsiderate cunt. I started crying and he just told me to go to bed.
Honestly considering ending it all
>>74238830
tl;dr
are anglos magic?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6_RyrkXlLE
>>74238830
>Fucking hell lads I literally just had the worst night of my fucking life
>I was out on piss with some mates and we missed the last train home, they all got a cab home but I decided to sleep round my GF's house
> I asked to just sleep on her floor
>Because I was pissed I shouted
>There were no trains until 5am
>I started crying and he just told me to go to bed.
>Honestly considering ending it all
genuinely the only phrases that crossed my eyes while scrolling past this post
>>74238830
I'm sorry I don't have the optimism to make you feel better
>>74238830
none of this ever happened
>>74238830
LARPer
feel like having some tea but the caffeine gives me anxiety
might have to pick up some chamomile
>>74238870
>>74238882
Fuck of normaltwats, this is my life
>>74238863
Hard to be optimistic right now
hit my mouse really hard and now the scroll wheel spins freely instead of stopping at increments where you can feel the "bumps". quite like it actually, mouses should be like this from the start
I'm Ronnie Pickering
>>74238922
i bought a mouse once and when i found it had smooth scrolling i took it back to the shop, can't stand that shit
it's midnight
gonna make some more coffee
also, is the lad who posted the webm of the parrot stomping its feet to some music here? i really liked it but i forgot to save it
>>74238922
Some mice can alternate between those 2 settings, are you sure you didn't just switch it?
>>74238944
fuck off
>>74238917
need some proof la
>>74238922
>>74238939
the best ones are the ones where if you press it in it changes from increment to free spin.
>>74238951
FOY
>>74238948
no, I opened it up and it looks like the spring on the scroll wheel fell off
>send a girl a message
>she replies
>send a second message
>no reply
Every single time
>>74238963
stop messaging her. she is not interested
>>74238959
>when you press M3 and use the smooth scroll in Chrome
Much more comfy than using the wheel if you're gonna smooth-scroll imho
>american """"science guys""""
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wllc5gSc-N8
>>74238988
Bill Nye the Mechanical Engineering Guy
>>74238986
that's auto scrolling, not smooth scrolling. smooth scrolling is shit
>>74238963
in a similar conundrum but she'll stay at my place talking for ages if she just wants to pick up a textbook
think she's just shite at checking her phone
>>74238981
No shit, that was the point of the post
Unless you were talking about those runts who send one-or-more messages afterwards, they're absolute cretins.
>>74238830
you're post made me feel better
>>74238988
might be the worst video on youtube. worse than house of air even
>>74238963
maybe she only replies to odd numbered messages ._.
>>74238986
I think most driver software has this too
>>74239002
No girl is bad at checking her phone, don't ever tell yourself that.
You're just a low priority.
>>74238963
i unironically do this to girls sometimes
not out of lack of interest, just can't come up with a good response and don't want to look like an idiot
>>74238830
your gf was cheating on you lad
Spelling errors seem to become more common late at night
New gimmick: don't reply to posts that end with an even number
woah...
>>74239005
what?
>>74238988
I really don't understand his show
did he do a whole episode on sexuality or is every sketch like this?
>>74237063
la wea