DNA Thread

>>74236465
Not Greek/10

hello paki

>>74236465
Almost a full potato, whoa

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10gorillion% white

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>>74237001

Halogroup also

>>74237001
Serbian and something else?

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>>74237001
hello slavic brother :)

>>74237216

Both parents are from Poland

Have no idea about anything else. Just that my dads family Apparently came from "the north" before settling in Poland

>>74237216
>serbian
He is WAY to east european to be serbian. Flip Balkan and east european in his results and you'll get a serb

>>74236465
inbred/10

>>74237216

His halogroup is also a nordic one so it makes sense

>>74237280

Cześć bracie

Where can i find this wicked test?

>>74237302
Explains the north euro bit. Someone from the Balkans must have moved up to Poland too

>>74237374

23 and me, ancestry, and some other services.

23 and me gives health results too

>>74237402
thanks

those DNA tests are not very accurate

>>74237401

Balkans is south, yugoslavia area. I have absolutely no idea of that part, never heard of anyone from the south in my family.

The dads side of the family makes sense though. Story is they were wealthy northen people who bought a chateau in Poland a long time ago

>>74237340
unless the irish were less than 50 individuals at some point it doesn't make any sense to conclude that

>>74236465
>more iberian than english
the memes are true

>>74237310
Yeah but I was thinking maybe like a Serbian grandfather or grandmother

>>74236465
How much did you paid for this?

Juden!

also this>>74237427

>>74237427
why not?

>>74236465
100% go-back-to-the-shitty-republic-that-vomited-your-ilk-forth

>>74237001
How are you at horseback archery?

>>74237708

Never rode a horse, but when we did archery in highschool gym class many years ago I was one of the best in the class, and I wasnt athletic back then

>>74237302
>Just that my dads family Apparently came from "the north"

Even in more modern groups, where in Poland they are from is irrelevant since Poland lost land to the USSR and gained German land it created a huge migration clusterfuck which is also why they don't have true regional dialects like other European countries.

if somehow I manage to pay a minimum wage for this and comprove that I have Sephardi Jewshish ancestry. Do you guys think I can use it to get passport from Portugal or Israel?

My grandma used to tell this stories about her grandparents fleeing from Portugal because they were jews, but I have no real evidence other than her birth certificate.

I just don't wanna rot in Brazil forever. I'm ok with anywhere but here.

>>74237565
it's $100. so probably whatever that is in brazilbux

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>>74236465
rate, lads

>>74236465
t. Seamus

>>74237737
My H.S. stupidly had archery facing the bottom of a hill. The top of the hill plateued to 15 feet of trees flowed by the parking lot.

We all went English longbow men and increased the angle till the arrows rained into the parking lot. Seriously the gym teachers were nieve or incompetent.

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>>74236465
>90%

disgusting

>>74237001
nice
>>74237280
nice
>>74237893
decent

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>t. onibler

>>74237890
They don't ship to brazil tho. There's a brazilian lab running the exact same test bur it costs like $300 or roughly 900 brazilbux

>>74237893
>Oy Vey 8% Jewish

>>74237618
well its not that exact like there no gene for a country and people have tests on people with the same DNA and gotten different results

What dna tester is better?

>>74237893

>8% jew as brit

>me. 2% as a polak

This is really crazy considering we were the welfare house of the jews for years

Why would you ever give your DNA to some Jewish company?

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>>74240341
i liek jooz
do u liek jooz?

>>74237956
KHAN'D

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WE WUZ EASTERN YUROS AN SHEIT
>>74237956
VERY nice.