canadian gf edition
Fuc Druumfp
Other OP fucked up the name, going with this thread
Mormons
non fucked up subject line edition
also good choice in girls
Jump is finished.
And fuck canadian 'people'
>>74235354
Fuc Druumfp edition when?
the one true thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1A2A_5YCxjI
i've accepted that life will never go the way i want it to
>>74235364
Bad post
why is /cum/ such a mean general?
>>74235418
because i fucked your mum last night lmaoooooooo
STOP THREADSPLITTING
Where the fuck is everyone!!
Want to fucking snipe reactionary scum from rooftops lads
>>74235418
Stop being a bad poster
>>74235418
If we're not mean we'll end up like /bri- I mean /shit/
>>74235422
it was an accident
and the other thread's subject was fucked up
lol
>>74235407
rudeness is not nice
pussy rules everything around me.
>>74235422
/c is unrelated to us, and the mick is not ordained
>>74235435
>>74235427
Who is he?
stop posting Koreans
>>74235418
we're the nicest
>>74235407
Shut the fuck off.
>>74235457
This
>>74235457
t. red button nip monkey
Taxation is theft.
>>74235418
fuck off, you whiny little bitch
Would like to throw a communist off a large building right now
Start posting asian babies
Then socialism is rape
>>74235453
Uh oh Scruby, you just got REKT
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Tqo-v-zeZ24
stop posting Asians
hey dunkin lad how many hours a week do you work? when do you work next? still liking your job?
>>74235329
>Canada
>Nation
rofl
>>74235561
>romania
>nation
rofl
if i gotta slap a pussy ass nigga imma make it look sexy
>>74235544
*walks slowly and depressingly towards you*
>>74235561
France, who pissed on your flag? I will avenge you!
*unsheathes katakana*
>>74235554
we're not, we're posting canadians
Stop posting asian girls
kazakh gf
think we're going to war with the norks buds?
can i keep posting korean girls please?
>>74235613
central asians only
business idea: korean war 2 and give me a north korean refugee gf
*click*
>>74235544
Never loan money and expect to get it back if you can't destroy someone's credit score
>>74235569
we do have a 2000+ years history, you have shit
https://youtu.be/mEhBztupdaA
>>74235648
quality not quantity
aus here
One of my business clients is chinese and you know when you meet a girl and you give each other ''that'' look and everything about your own and her body language just connects and you know she would be down if you were to undress her and smash her right then and there? It sucks having to keep things professional and maintain all these superficial pleasantries under sexual tension, it's not like I can just go in for a kiss then lay her ass out and smash the fuck out of her even though there's a 50/50 chance it'd work. It's too bad this place made me full autismo and any deeper conversation will inevitably reveal it and my spaghetti luggage
>>74235611
Not very likely no.
>romania
>history
*click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click*
>>74235658
you have none of them, stop lecturing europeans about how diverse you are, we know really well
>>74235648
By what metric? People who lived on that land? By that logic, Canada also has thousands of years of history.
>>74235675
it's always a numale that does this shit
>>74235664
我是女人
给我男人吧
hi is this canada american mejico general talking thread for conversation?
>>74235667
Bork bork bork!
>get drunk and read wikipedia pages about old naval vessels
Why do I do this? Am I autistic?
>>74235688
I can't believe Romania is trying to tell me his country is more significant than mine
I can't believe a Romanian would try to honestly sell that line to ANYBODY
>>74235664
好博客你他妈的迟钝
>>74235671
what's 02a.jpg
>>74235705
>for conversation
purely shitposts
desu romania has much more history than canada
>2000+ years of gypsies is your history
Jesus christ how horriying
I love the "leave hair ties and bobby pins lying around everywhere" meme
Canada has more history than Mexico
>>74235716
go fuck a bear in ass.. that's your history, for you level of understanding
Computer, give me a reason to live.
>>74235739
Years after they are gone you will find jewlrey and bobby pins lying around. It's no meme
>>74235757
>0 results found
Friendly reminder that Anglo Canadians are Americans who were to cucked by the crown to rebel
>>74235755
Is that a romanian passtime?
>>74235675
>*click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click*
Why do people still reply to the haitian?
How come cum doesn't come up with new memes anymore
friendly reminder that yanks are and have always been queencucks
>>74235776
>>74235727
t. gypsies
>>74235776
Same with French Canadians. They had even more reason to rebel and they are still taking it in the ass even after Canada got its independence. Makes sense since French Canadian girls are notorious race mixers today
how cucked could Europe be?
>birthplace of whites and rome
>Roman empire so amazing, so advanced
>Christianity ( a religion invented by fucking jews and arabs)
>Rome falls, Italy is the focal point of Europe for the next 2 millennia, all the pagans adopt this Jewish/Arab religion and forget their routes
>>74235780
No, that would be picking the pockets of tourists
>>74235794
canadians ruined us
tfw no anime girl in bikini gf
>>74235739
The leaving dirty socks motoroil and dishes everywhere meme is better 2bh
>how cucked could Europe be?
>>birthplace of whites and rome
>>Roman empire so amazing, so advanced
>>Christianity ( a religion invented by fucking jews and arabs)
>>Rome falls, Italy is the focal point of Europe for the next 2 millennia, all the pagans adopt this Jewish/Arab religion and forget their routes
I like Canada
Given that you had a guaranteed income of $250,000 a year, would you rather be forced to work as a retail drone for the rest of your life, or as an investment banker for the rest of your life?
>>74235809
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-vg5aYndQE
hmmmmmmmmmm
>>74235849
d-dad is that you?
>still no Chinese girlfriend
I'd take a Chinese boyfriend at this point.
>>74235794
i brought the oops meme
>>74235845
Can I just come to the office in a suit and shitpost all day while my underlings do all the investment shit?
>>74235845
retail since it would probably be part time
ill just slack until they cut my hours and i can still tell my mom im technically employed. just like i do now
>>74235870
我是中国男孩
给我爸爸
denmark is absolutely the worst poster here and idk how he keeps coming back
*aims a micro-aggression towards you*
shut up mexico, i like u
>>74235908
My guilty pleasure is listening to Chinese girls go "Aiyahhh"
I don't know why I love it so much but I do.
God Bless Canada.
>>74235937
denmark is a girl and I only allow her to post here because she doesn't charge me on chaturbate
we should create a program to give documentally challenged American Noblepeople scholarships to yale
>>74235937
I thought that was New Mexico
*licks ur bhole*
>>74235435
i dont know how people think any how the neps are better than noire
>>74235870
>live in Toronto for the last 2 years
>mfw still no Chinese gf
>>74235973
you know is a lie.
>>74235987
New Mexico is one of the best
Thought that was sinaloa
>>74236011
>New Mexico is one of the best
abhorrent taste
Want to play a laid back game but I can't find one that I haven't played to death. Considering buying LISA but I'm sick and don't have the mental energy to pay attention to any form of a story
Stop being sad.
>>74236043
shall not
>>74236032
Katamari damacy
There really isnt a good canadian poster except for thatt alcoholic guy but is more because i feel bad for him than his post quality.
>>74236043
literally impossible
Stop being white
>>74236032
Try some point and clicks like Botanicula or Machinarium
>>74235868
yes son, hail odin
>>74236064
*stabs you in the face*
>>74236032
play recettear
it's really fun and cute
>>74236064
remember, cultural appropriation is SCIENCE.
If I say something is science you better shut the fuck up and believe it you little fucking insignificant shit you dont know anything about fuck you dumb worthless brainless moron fucking dumbass probably believed climate change was fake until last episode dumb retarded monkey idiot
>>74236010
>go to Vancouver on holiday
>meet really cute Chinese girl on the ferry
>hit it off with her
>she offers me her number but I realize it can never be
Why is life so cruel.
Thought we came to the agreement of no gookshit
>>74236107
I thought it was an exception because I could make a funny.
*shits on gook*
>>74235406
What way do you want it to go?
>>74236129
wasn't funny. no more gooks
>>74236129
There are no exceptions to cum agreements
Apologize
Haven't fapped yet today, proud of myself desu
I'm neutral when it comes to the posters people consider bad
Judging other postsers should be reseved only to good posters
more gooks?
>>74235675
TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TOCK
TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TOCK
TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TOCK
TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TOCK
>>74236143
just something positive in any way at all
even just some consistency that's slightly above miserable
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I use extraflags just so I can judge people
what's wrong with these /brit/ cunts
>>74236197
No
>>74236207
Absolutely nothing.
>>74236189
No such thing as a good poster
False flagging fanbases in /sp/ is really fun
mmmm
yes
>>74236228
Being a subpar poster yourself i can see why youd believe that
But you are wrong
OFFICIAL CUM POWER RANKINGS
0. me sinaloa caraposter
1. new mexico
2. oyster bay
3. placer
4. finland
5. OC
6. centrer county
7. henrico virginia
8. florida (ohio)
9. sacramento (slav)
10. denmark
POWER GAP
900000000000000000001. any canadian
>Orange County calling someone sub par
>tfw top 5 poster
>>74236269
from an objective standpoint I deserve first place
99999999999999999999999999999999. anyone who posts gooks
that why i need a one dance
got a hennesy in my hand
one more time before i go
higher powers taking a hold on me
>>74236060
i think there are multiple alcoholic canadians which one are you talking about
Prefer the list where I was in the top 5 desu
gonna swap every single one of the hooker NPC's with Rise
Rankings:
1. me
2. you
how would you rank these
I am going to strange placer one day
Torture him alive
Forcefully have a male prostitute take his virginity
>>74236324
Risette-chan is a cutie!
Rise kujikawa could get a golf ball out of a garden hose
just asked the dj to play this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_6AQA4uzD0
had pussy lining up all night
Oyster Bay is New Mexico
I want an asian gf
Any temperature over 80 degrees is completely unlivable for me. What the fuck is wrong with me? I'd love to move into the arctic if it had internet and I wasn't forced to be canadian.
Alaska isn't an option because people get murdered or go """""missing"""" way too often there
Meat Locker
Snake Charmer
town bike
fish market
mattress softener
easy lay
Discount oil check
Der Manschafft
what other words describe Rise Kujikawa?
Signed up at the local gym today buds. Uni gym's closed for the semester in two weeks so gotta keep making gains on the off
>>74235329
>>74235366
why don't these racist chink girls like black men?
>>74236442
faggot idiot
going to start flagfagging soon, I hope you're ready
>>74236407
how can you even survive with 80 degrees, i would literally melt, are you human?
hard mode: name one (1) blizzard game that's not for children
>>74236475
honestly it's hard for me to function even in 80 degree weather I haven't been able to get anything done all day because im sweating my ass off
>>74236484
Diablo 1 & 2
Blackthorne
Is it true that Chinese women have a huge fetish for white men?
I need to know because I'm going to Vancouver soon.
>>74236484
would love if they went out of business
>>74236484
starcraft
starcraft: broodwar
diablo
diablo 2
world of warcraft before wotlk
>>74236426
t. cheerleader effectr
>Is it true that Chinese women have a huge fetish for white men?
>I need to know because I'm going to Vancouver soon.
>>74236269
me? under that person who forced 150 pictures of anime burgers
ILL HAVE YOU FOR THIS
*fades to darkness*
-NEED- a gf
>on hold for over an hour with shaw
>still nowhere near as bad as my 3 hours on hold to set up services with telus
Every executive at canadian telecoms should be jailed for anticompetitive oligopilistic exploitation. Its like we're not even human to them
>see a couple kids with service dogs for anxiety fall semester
>no longer see those kids spring semester
hmmmmmm
>>74236499
well 30 degrees is already hot for most people, you wanting 80 is just completely inhuman, but a guess each to his own
>>74236536
imagine unironically having hair like that and there was nothing you could do about it
back from my shower, friends
Need a haircut but I don't know what to get. I always tell the barber to trim it until it looks acceptable, but I'm tired of looking like a man child. How would I go about finding a nice, suitable haircut?
>>74236556
Undercut
>>74236546
you must be a subhuman
Haha
Pepe's
>>74236556
tell him to give you that high fade beeyoiiiii
>>74236556
depends on how your face looks
maybe go to a classier more expensive barbershop and see what they recommend
>>74236554
cold or hot?
>>74236556
Depends on your hair thickness, hairline, physique, tan, colour, etc.
I get #4 on the sides and longer at the top, faded square back. Then I just push the bangs to the side with matte pomade.
Other people look better with even shorter hair. Just go to a real barber if you arent already and have him recommend something that fits you
>>74236610
you are a vain idiot
>>74236610
Sounds like what I have desu
>>74236204
I beleev in u
>>74236608
on the warmer side
>>74236269
What about CIA?
seriously guys, what happened to footkraut?
i haven't seen him in weeks. has he been on?
>>74236680
im glad hes gone
less gook forcers the better
>>74236269
>no baja
D R O P P E D
>>74236680
the somalis took his organs
>>74236199
Wagie
>>74236680
lurk moar newfag
>>74236680
I've seen him a few days ago. He's posting under a different flag because hes on vacation. I think he goes back to Germany on Monday
>>74236680
He's in Taiwan and posts occasionally. He'll be back spamming in full force soon.
Been raining since for at least 10 hours
>>74236716
cool
>>74236694
>waahh im a girl dont hit on me
>>74236680
Who the fuck cares?
I'm glad he's gone.
>>74236716
sounds comfy
white women aren't people, they're white presenting objects
>post frequently but never make it into anyones power rankings
I guess being a boring poster is better than being a bad poster
who the fuck is center county?
>>74236761
im starting notice your blue flag, dont worry
>>74236761
you need to be more obnoxious
>>74236761
>Honduras
>>74236729
who the fuck are you? Were you the Finn shitposting here like a year ago?
>>74236538
That was Orange County
Placer posts without a county flag
>>74236761
you dont post frequently
and i havent seeen anyone do power rankings but me
and i do them because i wanna be on top
>>74236767
some dude from penisvania
>>74236795
oh youre one of the kikes nvm
The original (bottom) list is the superior one
>>74236800
like half of the posters from that state are jewish so i dont pay attention to them much
the new Alt-Right white supremacist hand signs are out boys.
meme em while theyre hot
>weird quiet guy at work who no one knows anything about because he never talks is eating lunch and using his laptop
>sneak a peek and he's on /v/
Pottery
>>74236800
yes I do, you're the "stop posting asian girls" guy who is always responded to with bald cara pictures. I'm familiar with all /cum/ personalities.
>>74236783
no
why do you have such a care for a 'girl' on internet?
>like half of the posters from that state are jewish so i dont pay attention to them much
i give it one more month until my pubes are longer than my flacid penis
>>like half of the posters from that state are jewish so i dont pay attention to them much
>>74236836
> who is always responded to with bald cara pictures.
thats my gimmick
>>74236839
>not getting it
LMAO
>>74236761
Thats good anon. Trips and pseudo-trips (not using a trip but forcing a thread identity so people recognize you) rank well below the Anonymous masses. Balanced, good quality Anonymous posters without a distinctive brand may not be noticed specifically but they're responsible for most of quality on the board. Just take pride when you see someone repost your OC or reply a lot to your posts or adapt something you did. Its not names that build thread culture.
>pepe
worthless slav trash
my beard is getting annoying but women like it
>int_pepe2.png
>tfw incapable of growing a beard
>>74236269
>any canadian
well that's just not very nice
im left handed
>>74236911
I'm left handed for everything that requires precision and right handed for everything involving strength
>this man can grow a beard and you can't
how does it make you feel?
>>74236927
why does this man wear feminist glass glasses
>>74236874
>>74236890
well well well
god dammit, steam fucked up my mods
>>74236952
fucking cat glasses shouldnt be thinking multiple things at once
I have extraflags now
Holy SHIT there are a lot of fucking faggots that I share this thread with
>constantly angry at everyone
I think the Pennsylvanian is either going through either menopause or is suffering from sexual frustration
reinstalled my to do list manager, gonna start being productive again :)
maybe there's hope for me to become useful yet!
>>74236970
>pc gaming
>>74236968
H-A-N-D-S-O-M-E
>>74236991
:-)
man im legit the best poster here
>>74236982
did i strike a nerve slavshit cunt
74237002
imagine how great my life would be if there were no jews
>>74237032
>a life of chicanos
>>74236994
pc gaming is fucking dogshit
steam sales make you buy like 30 games and you dont wanna play any of them anymore
pc gaming FUCKED my shit up
eating some white cheddar cheez-its lol
business idea: cascadia, but also with the rocky provinces/states
Impotent rage, mayhaps?
Is it ethical for God to destroy His creations?
business idea:
give me a gf(female)
remember when cum used to be cumfy?
BUSINESS IDEA
kill all canadians and gooks
Possibly anger caused by the lack of sexual activity?
im going to rape so many jewish sluts during the next holocaust
>>74237082
good idea
extra flags has left this general devastated...
>remember when cum used to be cumfy?
Rocky and Oaxaca vassal states
>>74237076
>the good ol' days of banter with LMM
>>74237076
was bretty /cum/fy yesterday
after all you fucking normies went to bed EARLY on a friday night
might post anime porn and get the school library banned
>>74237055
>>74237106
Agreed. The capital and government should be located in California and it should be called the Pacific Empire
>>74237123
california isn't cascadia or the rockies
stop with your utterly worthless posts
shan't reply to slavic autism map
bet jewish girls like to tounge assholes
>>74237061
yes
A powerful feeling of exasperation caused by not having sexual contact with a member of the opposite sex maybe?
a whole lotta blue flags in a row and i'm really zoomed out
superior map discussion
Migrate @ 310
>>74226081
>>74226081
>>74226081
>>74237123
>a (maybe) 10 million pop. francophone people conquering all of NE united states and atlantic canada
doubt
>>74237166
>his regional flag isn't piss yellow
LMAO
>>74237176
Shan't
>sex
>>74235329
WE WUZ HAPAZ
t. full blooded chink
shit, that wasnt the right map
why did I misname it
don't move to the mick thread
>>74235695
Grosssssss