British culture ed.
>>74235184
Me on the far right (if you'll pardon the pun)
>>74235184
me with the putter
>>74235203
I will not
Off with your head!
>>74235184
>actually thinking em isn't at his best when his head is fucked by drugs
>>74235157
this has always been the situation
poor slaves feel nothing but envy and animosity towards their masters.
yet there will always be more rich people, more upper class, and the proles never move an inch because they are worthless.
every revolution ever has always been the middle classes overthrowing the upper-class, and usurping their position as the new elite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Omtfe7lb-gE
based & white
How do you lads get over the fact you'll never find true love?
hmm youtube finally added a comment history feature
cringing at stuff I wrote in 2008
>>74235294
all me
>>74235184
finally mastered mid-airs
>>74235314
I might find true love one day
Not certain that she will feel the same way though
>>74235314
But I have lad
>>74235291
FUCK white people
>>74235316
>having a youtube account
>having one for that long
for what purpose
Need to stop being morbid 2bh
>>74235325
>super reddit maker
So this is it...
This is what I wished for
Just isn't how I envisioned it
Famed to the point of imprisonment
I just thought the shit'd be different
But something changed
The minute that I got a whiff of it
I started to inhale it
Smell it
Started sniffin' it
And it became my cocaine
I just couldn't quit
I just wanted a little bit
>>74235350
internet was alri back then
normies and 3rd worlders started flooding it shortly after
Em album ranking
1. Relapse
2. Slim shady EP
3. Infinite
4. Slim shady LP
5. Marshall Mathers LP
6. The Eminem show
7. Marshall Mathers LP 2
8. Recovery
9. Encore
president wet smelly poo
>>74235291
Oh come on
But this is just a story of when I was just a shorty
And how I became hooked on val-i-um.
Valium was in everything, food that I ate
The water that I drank
Fucking peas in my plate
She sprinkled just enough of it to season my steak
So everyday I have at least three stomach aches
>>74235184
Here we all are...
>>74235411
that and 3am were the best on the album
mmlp is the best though
What would the world be like today if the American revolution against England had never occurred?
>>74235437
better
Is it possible to be a successful failure? Because that's me.
donald nigger is not my president
My girlfriend and I have decided that marriage is an outdated institution and we'll just join bank accounts instead of getting married.
>>74235437
There would have been no America, so the world would be alot better.
>>74235437
Probably not all that different. I wouldn't get hung up over it.
Blew my entire paycheck on twitter findom accounts already lads
State of me
why did greco-roman polytheism die off?
>>74235431
Good choice I love the anger he displays on that album. No track will ever convey the anger on The Way I Am
At this stage I recognise that relationships are for other people. They're completely alien to me.
2:00
>>74235491
DUDE Jesus LMAO
>>74235384
>>74235411
>>74235431
>>74235493
I thought yank music was shit though
gimmick: crumpetnigger
>Britain is ugly
https://youtu.be/-IV7kCS2W5A
>>74235488
>Blew my entire paycheck on twitter findom accounts
Lad
>>74235488
thank u fren
>>74235518
I like southern yank music.
>>74235477
>>74235487
Would all of Canada and the continental US have become a single nation in the commonwealth, then?
>>74235314
that if i get a good career, i wont care that much haha
>>74235564
Anything for you princess
>>74235571
why the fuck are you asking us as if we would know what would've happened
>>74235314
I have, he's just far away
Forces one into a deep state of contemplation.
>>74235571
no
it probably would have been a ton of small colonial nations, maybe a few mid size ones latter as they united or fought
Hate the liberal priest cunt on Gogglebox
>>74235571
I've no clue. I'm not even sure if there would've been separate nations. Probably the thirteen colonies and the provinces would've been individuated, perhaps grouped under a dominion. The drive west would've been much, much slower as well.
No matter what I'm successful in I'll feel like a failure
my own standards are unattainable and I'll never be happy
>>74235437
Worse probably
If that hadn't happened then the empire never would have gone on to be as big as it did, it was sort of the end of the first Empire
A relationship isn't a sudden change of lifestyle, virgs. You don't find a qt you like, she likes you back and then your whole life transforms into this happy paradise. It doesn't work like that.
Relationships with girls are extensions of your current life. Yes, they eventually become very significant in your life but it's a subtle adaptation, not a transformation. Picture your life now but with a girl involved. If all you do is post on the chins and collect NEET bux how would a girl ever get involved in that? You must change your own life and open it up to invite others to join you.
runts
>>74235651
hello me
*hugs you better*
Hey dawg, I heard you like flags, so I put a flag in your flag so you can fly another country's flag while flying your own flag.
>>74235656
Mate fuck that I just want to cuddle somebody
>>74235606
It's true
The empire is dead
Britain won't even be a thing in a couple of years
It's over
fucking hate pc gaming
wish i could just delete save files and get the latest patches without having to go through all this neo hacker shit
>>74235692
Hopefully
>>74235643
this, i imagine a large part of the west would become part of mexico or territories like our northern regions
>>74235686
cuddle me
>>74235663
It's the curse of being critical. I can tell everyone what's wrong about something, but it means I'll never truly like anything. Especially not myself.
Anything less than 100% is a failure to me, but I never achieve that anyway, so my life is a series of personal failures.
>>74235724
a girl
>>74235701
> a flag within a flag
>>74235314
the reason I cannot find true love is because finding true love would mean finding my equal. the fact is, I am so far above my peers intellectually that this is an impossibility. frankly, I'm fine with that. we must all make compromises, and for the exceptional those compromises can be quite significant.
besides, the absence of true love does not necessarily mean the absence of romance
>>74235606
>colonised 1170
nope
>>74235701
funnily enough (though also unsurprisingly) it's often easier to do such things if you pirate your games
>>74235656
I'm neet and have a qt gf. Do one.
>>74235752
yep
end me
>>74235656
fuck off im going to bed
>>74235748
>coming from a fucking leaf
no love for the cuck stamp union jack but still
also you cucks would probably have the cuck stamp without quebec
>a leaf within a flag
>>74235656
cant believe you'd type all that out and still be wrong
>>74235774
Post jammies first
>>74235789
creased
watching bill gates play tennis with roger federer on facebook
>>74235656
You miss the point. What a gf offers is validation. That someone actually likes and appreciates you. We don't have that. We are miserable because we hate ourselves, and everyone else agrees.
>>74235733
again, this is literally me, I don't know how to ever be happy,
>>74235807
>He doesn't sleep naked
watching a nigger lad on facebook sucking his own willy
>>74235807
i sleep naked like a normal person
>>74235823
>>74235827
freaks
>>74235823
>>74235827
Humans wear pyjamas.
>>74235823
>>74235827
>he wipes his swampass all over his sheets
>>74235825
Is he cute?
>>74235847
im not a fatass like you mate
>>74235825
I could probably do that if I really tried
Just don't want a penis in my mouth is all
keep getting timed out at blitz chess
>>74235856
>black
>cute
have a word with yourself
unironically prefer kissing and foreplay to sex
how do you get across the mersey river?
is there a bridge or a tunnel somewhere?
>>74235856
looks like dave chapelle with an afro
What is a limey and why are we called it?
>>74235821
We'll never be happy. We'll do our best to feel pride in other people's achievements, knowing that we'll never match them. We'll exist, constant!y thinking we could be better.
That's what people seem to misunderstand about this mindset. They think we could still be happy in what we have, but it's not true.
>>74235889
same
>>74235874
>Flag
>>74235692
No.
>>74235898
british navy put limes in their water to prevent scurvy.
>>74235893
There's a few tunnels. There's a passenger ferry, but it's unreliable.
>>74235893
three times i day i stick my bollocks in between the river for the masses to walk on and across, steel tipped and spiked boots welcome
I just want someone to get drunk and cuddle with in front of a film desu
>most important exams and work of my life so far
cba to do it
wat is wrong with me
>>74235933
You'll not get it. None of us will.
why does he still post here?
>>74235912
Prove me wrong
We're basically an American colony right now
>>74235948
I know
>>74235898
How anout pommy?
>>74235933
Can we watch Disney's Moana? I haven't seen it yet.
babestation
>>74235943
you're doing law even if you get honours you'll probably still find it impossible to get a good placement
>>74235900
I might as well kill myself then
>>74235893
duck marine
although I think it's shut down now
>>74235943
same lad
'cideworthy
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph58da349eaed5e
just wanked to this
>>74235963
>We're basically an American colony right now
Hmmmm. No.
>>74235909
Alright but he's a bit cute, even if he is a bit of a weird girl, but to be fair he's only half black.
be happy you depressing cunts
it's not hard
>>74235988
Pretty much. I just don't out of guilt and fear.
anthony joshua
is /brit/ always like this in the early hours?
fucking pathetic
is penis enlargement possible yet?
asking for a friend
I'm alone
>>74235943
I'm in the same position, but I've put effort in. It's no better. You get good grades but still aren't happy.
>>74236016
>>74235656
>finally get gf
>just want her to shut up and go away so you can play vidya games in peace
completely 100% equate donald trump with reddit at this point
>>74236030
yes but only through surgery
>>74236030
it's called a blowjob
>>74235967
How do you respond when people ask you about your relationship preferences?
>>74236009
Yeah, no.
>>74236030
sure
*sucks your cock*
see it's bigger already
>>74235752
Im in a shitty club bored out my head what do i do???
>>74236046
not quite rational considering the majority of reddit hates trump
>>74236050
Nobody asks me about my relationship preferences
>>74236041
That's the daftest thing. All I want is as gf, but if I had one I'd hate it.
I reckon the majority of people here will never be happy.
>>74235184
SCOUSE LADS INNIT
>>74236068
go home
>>74236068
Post pics for the lads
>>74235825
it's a lot easier than you think (if you're not fat)
>>74236068
listen to:
>>74236091
>>74236076
Lucky you.
*watch a football match*
*seven nation army starts playing*
>>74235898
Only septics say that
I recently found out we starved millions of Bengalis in WWII because we didn't care about them because they were not white. We also starved millions of Irish people because they were Irish (White on the outside but black on the inside) Why is this not a central point of education in every British school? Imagine the German children didn't learn about the holocaust, we'd be shocked and appalled but we just ignore our own holocausts. It's disgusting.
>>74236068
Go home. What else is there to do?
>>74235893
>>74235893
dey do do a ferry cross da meersey dont dey doe
just watched rick and morty for the first time and fully understand why it gets much deserved hate here
it's pure cancer
*gets schwifty*
I can suck myself off
swallowed my own cum a few times too
>>74236122
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
>>74236091
>>74236073
>>74236127
you're right tbqh, rorkes would screech if we taught the reality of the empire's history though
https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2016/oct/07/britains-view-of-its-history-dangerous-says-former-museum-director
>>74236165
start pinching men's bums and wink at them when they look up
need a bf
>>74236140
German expressionism is the way to go
Learning German isn't as hard as they say
>>74236170
your meme image doesn't change the fact that the majority of reddit hates trump
rick and morty is top tier?
I actually fail to understand the hate, the humour is so subnormie it's unreal. (hence why normies and non-normies like it)
>>74236194
hi
I need a bf too
>>74236176
What sunny side of the empire? All I ever learned about the empire was bad stuff, I only found out we used the Royal Navy to stop the slave trend from 4chan.
>>74236200
president fart
>>74236122
They played it during AJ walking to the ring
Taylor Swift is actually quite good
wish I lived the white rural midwestern life
brits love rick and morty
>>74236238
donald nigger is not my president
been on a mad one today
had a bbq then drunk myself silly, got stoned, chundered all of the the toilet floor and passed out. woke up and rejoined the fun which I finally left just now. was smoking ciggies all day and went through a 20 pack.
absolute runtlife 2bh
At the same club with the other lad, check exif different people
>>74236254
Redditors love Rick and Morty*
Listening to songs from musicals to try to cheer up lads
>>74236250
yeah she is tbqhwy
she made country mainstream which is pretty fuckin' cool
her shake it off album is cancer though
>>74236268
good luck
doing a small howl
state
>>74236268
listen to this instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqVsBgHs1Xc
we are never ever ever
Me at the club
>>74236078
Most of the gf daydreamers only think about the cuddles and the sex, not the nagging, spending money on stupid stuff, trying to get you to go to shit events you have no interest in and other annoyances they bring
It's even worse if you actually prefer being alone
going to urinate
Sent from my iPad
>>74236264
>check exif
pretty sure 4chan srcubs exif data
>>74236292
got your good shirt on?
>>74236292
Me on the right
>>74236292
was it in australia haha
might try for a chicano gf
>>74236292
your hair is too fluffy
wet it
>>74236336
wish she would tread on my balls
>>74236176
>theguardian
The gfs birthday today lads
Can't be arsed getting her anything
>>74236277
It's mildly working.
>>74236282
Rather not
me
no viet cong ever called me nigger
>>74236268
Do you hear the people sing?
Singing a song of angry men?
It is the music of a people
Who will not be slaves again!
When the beating of your heart
Echoes the beating of the drums
There is a life about to start
When tomorrow comes!
>>74236304
the scientific term is weewee
Creasing myself at the bunch of tories that wWent to that fyre festival to get raped by natives
>>74235291
(((GYNO)))
>>74236298
I'm not even interested in the sex. I just want someone to care about who cares about me. I want someone to spend money on who actually puts up with my shit.
I know I'll never find it though. So whatever.
My mother moved out of the house for 4 days and I didn't even notice. I thought she was just being lazy not making dinner.
>>74236373
hello edgelord
>>74236373
>t. Viet Bong
>>74236412
how the fuck does that make me an edgelord you stupid drumpf supporting mong? 50th anniversary of ali dodging the vietnam draft
no nigger ever called me vietcong
>>74236364
I tend to listen to music from my childhood to feel better, maybe you should try the same
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csTWwGBAsE4
>>74236382
One day more
HATE tories
>>74236432
I think you should listen to this instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqVsBgHs1Xc
Considering getting a weed prescription for that Grade A shit lads
why does rick always burp all the time?
'work tomorrow' tomorrow
HATE Brexit. Love Labour.
A Corbyn man, me.
Love pints. Love footy. Love the lads. Despise the Irish.
>>74236441
racist
>>74236444
Don't think I will
getting on the plane in a few hours boys
>>74236350
Really want anal but bum smells like poo
>>74236490
screaming
caracucks btfo
stop killing the mandem
>>74236456
Drinking copious amounts of alcohol (or any liquid in general, actually), makes you burp a lot.
When I get shitfaced, I burp a lot. Carbonated beer is obviously a burp-generator, but even just whisky or gin. Drinking cup after cup (or in Rick's case, bottles and cans) of liquids makes you into a burp-o-matic.
Hate Tories. Hate intolerance. Hate racism. Despise the Irish.
>>74236432
There's no hope for me. I shouldn't just sleep.
>>74236522
I should, that should say.
Theresa May is so inexperienced with real voters she's doomed
Got spooked talking to a voter in a labour safe seat and can only campaign in Scotland from secret Tory hqs
She's fucked
>>74236382
Will you join in our crusade?
>>74236531
she can be as inept as she wants and still win because there is no opposition
NEED a Persia Monir gf
HATE the Czechs
>>74236531
Delusional
https://twitter.com/LiamGradidge93/status/858471490043490306
phwoar
>>74236557
Based corbyn and sturgeon will HEEM her in a debate
THE TORIES THE TORIES
The gf's been gone for weeks. Hardly noticed, I work so much. She just texted me this morning. That certainly solves the mystery of the missing warmth on the back of my neck when I pass out tired from a long day.
keep quiet im preachin
mate of mine was arrested for murder yesterday
>Based corbyn
liberalism > fascism > communism
>>74236537
WHO WILL BE STRONG AND STAND WITH ME?
There are two types of Tories; murderers, and murder apologists.
>>74236583
is this peak deano?
>>74236585
do labour luddites realise that jeremy "kill the rich" corbyn is on 137k/year?
>>74236612
Scratch that. All Tories are murderers.
>>74236626
He's a millionaire posh boy who went to an elite grammar school
>>74236638
what is a grammar school
I have nothing in my life
>>74236626
He's a means to an end, corbyn is not a communist, he's a social democrat. The chances of getting a true communist election and in power are slim to none currently, I support him because he can at least make a fairer society than the broken Britain the tories are creating with their free market ideaology.
>>74236651
Selective schools
>>74236665
>dude give me free shit lmao
>Pregnant women who eat large amounts of liquorice could negatively affect their child's intelligence and behaviour, according to research.
That explains it. I was doomed to fail from the start
all labour voters are non-whites because surely no white people would be cucked enough to vote for a party that contains an anti-white racist like diane abbott
>>74236651
It's a school where they teach British children how to form proper sentences. British pupils in other schools (the other 95%) aren't taught how to speak like thinking human beings.
>>74236676
>/pol/s intellectual capacity limited to memes
Very good ah yes
>>74236651
old schools
usually means selective state education but can mean historical private school
addicted to pistachios
Science fiction double feature
Dr X built a creature
>>74236691
Rorke
>>74236697
dude... why doesn't everyone just live on welfare like me lmao then no one will have to work
>>74236692
The grammar part refers to Latin grammar you doofus
>>74236665
>I support him
>>74236722
cucksheed
What's e point in working if there's nothing worth working for
>>74236611
SOMEWHERE BEYOND THE BARRICADE
IS THERE A WORLD YOU LONG TO SEE?
>>74236692
Taking the piss.
"Grammars" was short-hand for books on Latin (mostly grammar because of all them declensions), the literary language of Europe before the Industrial Revolution. Basically, a grammar school was historically a place where young boys were taught Latin and Greek, often ran by Churches.
At some point it came to mean a certain style of school that was prestigious with competitive enrollment.
Absolutely amazed that Halifax replied to my support request immediately on Twitter at 3am Sunday
>>74236754
What's the point in anything?
I'm planning to work because there's nothing else in my life.
>>74236764
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpDbvlAI_A0
>>74236754
yeah if we are all going to get paid and get free shit from people that actually work hard, then why should I work hard lmao. wait.. why should they work hard then..? oh well, maybe they won't figure it out, shhh lol.
>Brum is the weed capital of the UK
And Villalad is at the heart of it
>tyrone is an irish name
Who wants to assault Theresa May with me?
>>74236817
yeah i think i will go to bed
goodnight lads, can i get a tucking in?
>>74236845
Post jammies
>>74236845
*Tucks you in*
>>74236774
what a fucking idiot
https://twitter.com/ProTofik/status/804804504982089728
>baby metal
ah yes
>>74236860
>he's a kshitter
Stars
In your multitudes
Scarce to be counted
Filling the darkness
With order and light
You are the sentinels
Silent and sure
Keeping watch in the night
Keeping watch in the night
>>74236885
>>74236860
congratulations on finding me... and so what?
>>74236860
>Babymetal
>>74236879
With hammers
>>74236885
Wembley concert was shit, won't go again.
>>74236922
I am well aware you will now go through all my online accounts but I don't give a fuck since I don't have facebook or other shit like that.
>>74236898
funny vids dude
*le subscribes*
state of weebcunts
>>74236504
Cara is legit that edgy slut girl in your back in school.
She'd be ridiculously charismatic if you sat next to her in class and be ultra friendly but then next week you'd hear rumours how she noshed off some older chav during the weekend.
Tim Farron is the man for PM
>Babymetal
Just do not see the appeal at all
>>74236900
GOOD taste
>>74236895
Why don't normies understand javert?
>>74236947
remember to rate and subscribe, see ya
>>74236860
So this is the gorrilaz poof
>>74236922
>anime nonce
>weeb
Pottery
leave my best mate ProTofik alone
>>74236974
dunno I was like 14 back then
>>74236974
Ooo it sparks
>>74236575
You could probably rent her to be honest.
>>74236993
when did you move to the uk
>>74237014
2005 or 2006 I think, can't remember exactly
>>74237035
what do your parents do?
The next Prime Minister of the UK
so everyone in the UK knows exactly where people like jeremy corbyn live? do people hang out outside his house every day? that seems like a champagne socialist thing to do...
>>74237052
too personal
>>74237075
working for the community
>>74236365
The pizza is still on the paper though.